/trans/ - Anime never sub-edition

Having snubbed Fekir in the last moments before the transfer went through last summer, if >we sign Bruno Fernandes and he scores 20 goals a season for us, will it be the ultimate "fuck you" to the Alge- I mean French man?

Possible Celtic transfer document leaked. Probably bullshit, what do you guys think?

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wouldn't surprise me

we've become a retirement home for has beens

Gladly.

no signings edition

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>Huddersfield FC
>Derby FC

>huddersfield and luton players
can we finally accept Celtic are low championship tier?

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America here to demand more anime.
Also what's the point of a transexual sports league?

user fc has been given a 1 window transfer ban for attempting to coerce youth players to his club before they could legally be transferred

What's the point of americans? Honestly?

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You'd think if it was legit they'd get people's names right.

The patrician taste is to fuck an anime girl that doesn't have an anime.

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>What's the point of americans?
So we have something to laugh at

you now remember scott sinclair

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It’s the parasite board. They think they can just cruise to 10iaR by signing shit players and not spending anything. Rangers will go out and sign double the amount of players we have and actually start a title race. Still believe we will win next season tho

Lloris
? Toby Jan Rose
Sissoko NDombele
Son LoCelso ?
Kane

Eh could do without tbqh fäm

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>>Watford boss Javi Gracia is under consideration as a replacement for Maurizio Sarri as Chelsea manager, if the Italian leaves Stamford Bridge to take over at Juventus.(ESPN)

For fucks sake, I'd take Eddie Meme over him all day.

>LFC thank Sturridge and Moreno for Reds contributions
>" Albie is world-class and I know he will be back in the Spain national team in the not too distant future."
>“Daniel has earned the right to be considered a modern-day Liverpool great, I would think. [...] He is one of the best finishers I have ever seen in my life."

What the fuck is Klopp's problem?

wait his name is actually gracia? i thought people just typo'd garcia

I need concrete united rumours

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*ruins your defence*

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Where can I cop his jacket?

A little birdie told me to keep an eye on Ozil to United

>pic
go away please

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whats wrong?

>Real are now spending 50M on a back up LB and 60M on a striker who'll probably be benched by Benz for a while

Neymar transfer seriously fucked everything.

if that happens I give up

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Nothing's set in stone

he's disgusting

>playing for the badge
this is retarded as pledging to a flag

nth for bloodborne being trans related

>what's the point of a transexual sports league?

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Isn't toby leaving

>anime
>in MY /trans/

I do not love /trans/, lads

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>Llorente, who earns around £100,000-a-week, is out of contract and can leave Spurs on a free transfer.

no bid in yet suspecting contract negotations with him and eriksen are on-going

>traps online
>traps IRL

qt feminine penis

My dick says yes, but my brain knows the angle is flattering and she's actually man faced still

mentally ill. at least my gramps tried to prevent this.

>probably fake
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48509751

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we should have helped him

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NO, not Fred Armisen

>Bale
>Rabiot
>Robben
>James (the Colombian one)
>Donnarumma
>Ramos
Youve done it again, Based Woody

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Rabiot is off to Everton lad

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>And Real are worried Manchester United and Bayern Munich will compete with them to sign Egypt forward Mohamed Salah, 26, from Liverpool this summer. (AS - in Spanish)

>Leaving CL winners to go play with Lukaku, Shaw and Matic

IMAGINE getting paid to shitpost like this.

>why yes, Paul Weller is one of my favourite singers. how could you tell?

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>UEFA
Oblak;
Kimmich, Piqué, Van Dijk, Robertson;
de Bruyne, Kanté, David Silva;
Mbappé, Cristiano Ronaldo, Hazard

>CONMEBOL
Alisson;
Dani Alves, Marquinhos, Thiago Silva, Filipe Luis;
Vidal, Fabinho, James Rodríguez;
Messi, Agüero, Neymar

UEFA wins 3-0 or some shit idk

>Nasser Al Khelaifi, who heads Qatar Sport Investment - the owners of Paris St-Germain - is to meet representatives of Leeds United in Doha with a view to buying the Championship club. (L'Equipe - in French)
>And Khelaifi is not willing to let Brazil forward Neymar, 27, leave PSG this summer. (Marca)

Imagine Nezmar playing for Leeds in three years

Based everton winning the transfer window again. Now they could realistically win the league

> no black players

we all know Man United is THE islamnic club, user.
He may be getting pressured by his tribe elders

Salah leaving Livershit for United would probably cause a black hole of pure seething energy

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I hear liverpools prayer room is top notch

the seething from scousers would be worth it to see Salah in a United shirt

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That's John Locke from Lost, not Lex Luthor.

Zidane prefers Mané so Man Utd are more than free to go for Salah. I think they can go for £300m each. That'll eat up Real Madrid's entire budget for this transfer window. And maybe Man Utd's too.

Oh my lord lmao

...

John Locke is a philosopher and not a TV character, m8.

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kekkkkk

Is that a bay leaf? They're retarded but that shouldn't be in there still

>foreigners dream of visiting the stadium some day
>they will pay $$$$$ just to visit
>and this is the view they get

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don't know what they are called in english we use them in food here

Tbh i wouldnt eat a fucking leaf whole either

Old Trafford? Journalists all complain about how derelict it is

What's up with that? It's a great view of the pitch.

>go to watch the game
>wtf where's the ferris wheel I want to see the skyscrapers

you eat the whole tea-bag with your tea too?

It's still a Chikorita, hasn't evolved yet.

no. that would be the same as eating the leaf

Wrong Maki

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Nothing worse than finding a Canadian in your food

You don't eat the bay leaf, it's just used as seasoning

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KEK

it is not. need some binoculars for that shit

Never been to a game have you
That's a decent seat, it's always better in person

But having a wider angle of the pitch is better because you can observe everything that is happening. If you just want to watch the ball stay at home.

I bloody have and those seats are SHIT

Hey you guys hear about the new Real Madrid signing?

Rodrygo should make a great addition to RM the season after next

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someone up for som sushi?

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not that guy but it's really not that great, this is the problem with massive stadiums

Based Western civilisation!

For me its milan

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>tapped for sound
>no sound
what gives?

>Western localisation

What the h is imitation crab

not-crab meat that's supposed to taste like crab meat?

youtu.be/NT7d2RhdexQ

Yes but what is it made from?
The secret formula

Surimi, it's leftovers from fish processing

imitation crabs

> leftovers from fish processing
sounds delicious

You seriously telling us you've never had a crab stick lid?

why did the scouser cross the road?

La Luz Extinguido Cuisine...

I've been thinking. Tottenham have improved a lot under Poch but that just means that they now bottle it at the final instead of one of the earlier rounds. "Lads, it's Tottenham" doesn't seem to be any less true than before. Thoughts, /trans/?

>cant break down the best defense in the world
>THEY BOTTLED IT LADS FUCKING BOTTLED IT
based sp analytics

they lost thanks to a joke referee decision

>Moyes sacked
>Van Gaal sacked
>Mourinho sacked
>keeps his job
How does he do it?

>I've been thinking.

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keeps bringing in those sink/noodle deals

t. glenn hoddle
he was still crying over it when we were lifting the fucking pot kek

High level bottle la. Remember Barcelona scored 3 past Liverpool.

Under UEFA's interpretation it was a penalty.

Been thinking about it for a few years already lad.

Mane is off to Real Madrid, just look how depressed he is here, clearly wants out of Liverslop.

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I assumed it was crab in the crab sticks

>Remember Barcelona scored 3 past Liverpool.
Hear that Messi lad is a bit of a talent

Oh my friend, you've been sold a lie.

Did he really lose his medal?

Basel have signed some literally who Paraguayan

They've done pretty well with their South American scouting in the past

I'm absolutely raging
What about the crab cakes? I don't know what to believe any more

nah, he just sent it over to his house in madrid

It's not bottling if you lose against the obvious favorite

wuts his name?

based

theguardian.com/football/2019/jun/04/juventus-interested-paul-pogba-manchester-united?CMP=share_btn_tw

>dabs in Italian again

>Man United linked with Salah

Somebody actually gets paid to make this shit up.

It is if you get a lead of the favourites though, if you become the inplay favourite you bottled it

dabboni

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Omar Alderete

right on cue
seething livercuck never a pen

Would happily sell Pogba to JJ for €50m on one condition.
They take Alexis Sanchez and his wages too

Spurs were neither

Post qt crabs

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FM tells me he's a left-footed ballplaying defender

the best bit was everyone telling glen it was a pen and then him bringing it up again 5 minutes later all angry, you could see how nervous gary was getting kek

It was a pen and they lost because of pic related.

>t. ABLiverpool

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it wasn't a pen but we would have lost anyway

>not being a favourite against Liverslip and Flopp in a final
>losing a final to a man whos lost 100 finals in a row

Thats a bottle tbf

Hoddle could have taken everyone in that studio even post heart attack.

any update on the molly jane to bareback studios situation, lads?

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Your thoughts, comrades?

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Is TSUUUUUUUUUUU fit?

portugal gonna smash the pharmacists

The CL final was the first time Liverpool won a cup without going to penalties since 2003.

Even Cardiff could get Liverslip to penos

Does that have a penis?

Switzerland to play some top tier cuntball

>without going to penalties
>resorted to penalty within 1st minute of match

Crab sticks do not actually contain any crab. From 1993, manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them 'Crab Flavoured Sticks'.

>not being able to score on Liverslip

Every CL Final since 2010 has had both teams scoring. Spurs had 89 minutes to score and bottled it.

I think portugal has it but I still support my (kind of) francophone cousin

>another season of Jones and Bailly

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Dont worry, Chris Smalling is the best centre half in the world la

No less than man utd deserve desu

getting jones to sign a new long term deal was a great move

Nowt wrong with Bailly

yes

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reminder he has played less than half of the available matches the last 3 seasons
and got a new 4 year deal because of it..

well

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Hes just a black Dejan Lovren

>Another season of Jones and Bailly

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>doesn't even play in the group phase
>doesn't do anything in the finals
>scores one penalty
>wins ballon dor

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Her FamilyTherapy vids are god tier

The fixed La Liga game has been identified: theguardian.com/football/2019/jun/04/valladolid-valencia-football-match-fixing-allegations-el-mundo

This was the match that sent Valencia to the CL instead of Getafe.

Lmao
anglo way of "phonetic" transcription is awful

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I had no idea Ake was Dutch.

he was once he realised he wasn't good enough for England

>ryan babel - barble

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>derp-ey

>harry mag wire
sounds dangerous

why not "babble" anyway

>stay-vun
Pfffffft
God I hate myself

>farnder-bake

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he was born in the netherlands and has never been eligible for england

>pro-mess
ummm I'm against it

revisionism. theyve corrected his records.
perfectly normal. happens all the time

The Swiss one seems mostly alright, albeit a bit clumsy. Except for Michael, but I guess there's no equivalent to ch

Fixed

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woah...

what's the difference help

subtle

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TSUUUUUUUUU

what do we think of it

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soulless

That it's coming home

Sad to hear that. How many goals did Tottenham score again?

Shit tier.

GOAT trophy coming though.

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Still waiting for villa to sign someone

Looking like a 20th place finish at the moment

it's 4th june you stupid cunt

No bully

>mexican liverpool supporter
you have been appearing for a while now

>closing the transfer window before season starts
>foreign clubs can still buy your players
what was the FA thinking?

pandering to sky sports

at least >you probably won't completely do a fulham given that the people running things seem at least semi-competent

FUCKING A LEAF

woah united literally playing with two goals and people still say >de gay
can't believe this board holy shit

Looks flimsy

Gerrard stole it

watch footy

>tfw you are marched on to a bus and made to drive through Liverpool and finally realise just how godawful it is

I thought she had quit professional sports

Based or cringe?
twitter.com/Belgianfootball/status/1135989855241015305

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FUCK THAT SHIT GIMME HAZARD FIRST

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Please Levy

Where are his eyes?

He's just blinking in the screenshot desu

its time lads get in here

How are finalists Spurs only in pot 2 for next seasons champions league while Chelsea and Bayern are in pot 1?

>Not watching years and years

>Prince Rupert's Tower has been vandalised again
God himself, with an army of angels, could descend from heaven to the gates of Anfield and proclaim to the world that Liverpool will win the Premier League not only next season, but for the next 10 seasons in a row, on the sole condition their fans not be total fucking scumbags for one week, and they still wouldn't be able to do it.

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>win a league or european cup
against
>win nothing

anti-Semitism

>love island

There's a space documentary about to start on bbc2.

What kind of medieval cuckshed is that?

Get love island on you nerd

Basically an old outdoor jail cell that is in the village of Everton, it features on the Everton crest

Living quarters for Dutch slaves

Anyone got any shite black players for Celtic? That’s all we sign.

you can have demarai gray if you like

armand traore

Micah Richards is a free agent

Just scrounge the top 6 loanees.

Welbeck and sturridge

would you accept any other shade of negro or do all they have to be shite black?

I doubt professional clubs do lame microsoft word documents like that, the real thing is certainly much fancier.

>anyone sellin--....nah Its OK I'll just stick with Jones and Lukaku

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microsoft word is fancy in scotland

They still uses faxmachines

Predictions for Wolves in the EL? I can personally see them choking to some meme Russian team in the EL quarter finals

remember that scotland is literally a third world country

James Justin is a really good young Fullback.
Being targeted by Leciester and Aston Villa as well, with only a year on his contract Luton might sell if he doesn't want to sign new terms

Europa League they'll do okay in

They'll suffer in the prem because of it though

It's just a set of minutes for an internal meeting, what real company would bother sprucing them up with proper templates?

Lukaku wouldn't be too bad if he actually stopped being a fat fuck. Put on so much weight since joining Man U and really hampered his movement off the ball.
He isn't world class by any stretch but his Belgium games show how lethal he can be in the right system.

they've got a really small squad at the moment so it wouldn't surprise me if they don't take it too seriously given that they seem pretty intent on establishing themselves as a top 7-8 club anyway

They'll get 7 points in the group and come 3rd behind Academica and Spartak

portuguese bandwagoners would be mad as fuck

their kit for 19/20 is guaranteed to look shit though because they've changed sponsor to MANBETX

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>man bet x

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Palace have had it for a few years. Looks absolute AIDS.

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BOSS

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They should get ultra skin tight shirts to shame the fat cunt

>Manlets

My friend simulated next year's CL and EL on FM. Barcelona beats PSG in CL final, Arsenal beats CSKA Moscow in EL final. Notable surprises include Sarajevo making the CL group stage, Levski Sofia beating Chelsea in EL round of 32, and Espanyol losing to a Maltese team in EL qualifying

>Barcelona beats PSG in CL final
Imagine the shitposting.

>aging 20 years in 1 year

its ON

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>win CL
>move to inferior rivals
this makes 0 sense but would be infinitely hilarious

when you make up rumours the idea is that you make them somewhat believeable

rumour is Salah saw the streets during the celebration and was disgusted

It is what it is lads

Would be laffs
They'd have to pay 300m

Does it even matter? Unless Salah has a release clause, Liverpool would never accept a United offer.

would "Islamophobic" comments on twitter that come from Liverpool increase?

Man Utd will do that to a person.

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hoy es martes

As much as it will never happen, Imagine the Liverpool supporters if it did. Fucking scenes. The next Liverpool v United game would be glorious

Someone post the picture of Mkhitaryan with the beer belly

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Have gündogans too?

Top lad

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drinking tea and listening to fascist italian black metal

Beautiful

No fat shaming please

Thank you lads

Proxy off yank

How short is El Presidente?

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>Lasogga moving to Qatar

Bailly would make a good lieutenant next to a smarter CB.

Messi is listed as 170cm (5'7''), so he's around that

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complete lies if you ask me
they need to be named and shamed

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>When the local slag stuffs kebab down her throat while pissing on the sidewalk after almost tripping on her 20cm stripper heels and says:"ELLO LAWF OW ARR YA"

*dabs on you*

Overheard during France's NT training:
>He himself said he was going to Barça
twitter.com/elliotjnn/status/1135804612718579712?s=20

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>you now remember THE valbuena picture

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100% win record la

I still think it has to be shopped, looks like a bearded babyt

why does paul pogba only ever sign for juventus and manchester united?

what an ethereal figure

He wants to be a 2-club legend

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better than being a one club cuck desu

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Slippy G is bringing all his friends to Rangers and that includes Stugge

is this an addition to the latest return of the jedi special edition

Ronny is on his tip toes

this

rojo will feel like a new signing la

>Diego Maradona says he is the man to fix Manchester United, with the Argentine legend claiming that he could lead the club back to its former glory.

“If Manchester [United] need a coach, I’m the man to do it,” he told FourFourTwo.

“I know they sell lots of shirts around the world, but they need to win trophies, too. I can do that for them.”

>The former Napoli star was quick to explain one player that would be vital to his efforts to restore the club as well as one that would not.

“With United I liked Ander Herrera. Paul Pogba? Doesn’t work hard enough," he said.

he is right about Herera anyway

He's not so much right, more stating the obvious

>I'm running out of cocaine money and I heard they're paying good

Well Herrera is only there until the end of June so he's best get his skates on

Origi is better anyway

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God I wish that would happen

sure, with Verón as his assistant

kek, based canchasnorting

Is that a midget too? cocaine is a bit much for that little heart

based sudacas

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Neymar back to Barcelona
Pogba back to Juventus
based if true

no, it's a woman

youtube.com/watch?v=U_oaPY0Brrw

Music from the Death Stranding trailer

It ain't death transing so IDGAF

Who was the cheeky cunt that said wolves would buy more Portuguese? They’re about to sign Andre Silva for €30 million

Is Wolverhampton a nice place?

no

Messi is no taller than 5’5”, listed heights are bullshit and I’ve met him in person. Just like no matter what listed height ronaldo gives he isn’t actually 6’2”

It's really fucking shit

Zlatan here can comfirm Messi is 4'9

Depends on if you like gay places like bruge

Imagine if United bought Salah and Liverslip bought Ramos

>liverslip bought ramos
he'd fit right in with the scum

Necks > hips

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Post em

i respectcfully disagree

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youtu.be/EOcz5K3IHWU

I disrespectfully disagree

Damn, Taylor Swift looks like THAT?

Alright, alright, alright, I admit it...I like girls, lads

Fag

I respectfully disagree

I bet you kiss them too faggot

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Nananana austria likes giiiiirls hahhaha

with dicks, right?

You know which ones I was asking for

You are so brave

Necks eventually get old and wrinkly. Hips will always be wide

The hottest femdom concept I ever read about was a yandere Supergirl who gets aroused, hunts down one specific normie, and rapes the shit out of him, then hugs him while he cries until she falls asleep, locking her arms and legs around him so that he can't get away. When she wakes up, him still crying, she tells him that if he tells anyone or tries to leave, she'll kill him. If he talks to other girls, she'll kill them.
He can't escape. Every second or third day, she rapes him. And holds him while he cries. He tries to kill himself: she catches the bullet, she rips the cord out of the wall before the toaster can land in the water, she catches him before he hits the ground.
She starts taking care of him. She buys him groceries, because she wants him to eat right and be strong (for the rape). She covers his living expenses, because if he has a job, he might have female coworkers.
He starts going with it. He cooks her meals, and pretends to be into the sex. Eventually he can't even get an erection unless it's of the thought of Supergirl controlling him.
And the live happily ever after.

THICC

>“I know they sell lots of shirts around the world, but they need to win trophies, too. I can do that for them.”
based
>“With United I liked Ander Herrera. Paul Pogba? Doesn’t work hard enough," he said.
fact check: true

>tfw I have a poster of Supergirl staring at me right now
Stop making this lewd for me

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No they aren't

haha

Is there something else girls could have???

>leeg uh
>sisoko
not entirely sure what he meant by this

Actually I met Benzema once and he looked between 183-185 cm, and they really look the same height on the pitch.
>muh stats

183-185cm is 6"0 however

Yeah two different heights are one height

>Taylor Swift Man Utd
>"net spend"
>haha
>"have sex"
>i love /trans/ lads
>Russian girl
any other 2019 summer memes I'm missing?

That's why I don't like inches and feet. It's an estimate and not very precise

Hips

Why is everyone using this shit ball design

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Wikipedia says he's 1.85m

How was the match, I didn't watch it.

>Sissoko is shit

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Couldn't even tell you what day D-Day was desu

7 december 1941 rip Paris

you're probably memeing but giving a fuck about history is top cringe desu

>D-Day
Drumpf-Day?

For me its, Friday when the Germans were all at Mosque for prayers.

I mean the brits were as well, but thats why we got the yanks and leafs involved

>you're probably memeing
Not at all

For me, it's a cheeky 1-0 win for Qatar

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For me it's erwin 'desert fox' Rommel and the africa campaign

Based, I also love Metal Gear

I do not understand that reference

>rommel
kesselring babby
for me,it's von mannstein

for me it's paul von lettow-vorbeck and HIS african guerrilla campaign in WWI

for me it's the Wallonian-Croatian Sack of Magdeburg

History is bunk

I fucking love this picture

Save it my friend, it's all yours! :)

>(for the rape)
kek'd irl

This did not age well.

youtube.com/watch?v=uZWYco2UHRQ

If I were appointed the Man U manager position, my first priority would be selling Pogba for as much money as I can get. Then, invest that money in hard working, non social media whores, players.

>Pokeball on top
Ash wins this one or we riot

I’ve met Ronaldo in person back in 2016 the summer of the Euro where Portugal won. He was in LA because Real Madrid were playing a summer friendly competition in the Rose Bowl against Bayern and other teams of that pedigree. He had a brace on his knee from his injury during the euro final, had the smalles pink bathing suit on, but anyway he was no taller than 5’11”

>muh focus on the black player that can play and not the american that is on 500k a week because they have lighter skin

nah, i just think Tottenham would have lost even without the penalty.

For me, it's Taylor Swift's pusy. Transfer to my mouth when?

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learn how to express what you mean in a more intelligible way

Is Bloc Party still big in Ingerlund?

lol

No, they never really were that big desu.

hello any transfers

like that tit Trump you mean?
>the state of states education

mostly pollock.

>"A legendary club deserves nothing less than a legend at the helm"
>#WelcomeDiego

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>Portugal are favourites to win the inaugural Nations League, according to the coach of their semi-final opponents Switzerland, Vladimir Petkovic.
A-at least our b-b-best allies win.....

Pls like Day in the Life of Ole ;_;

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Reeee why isn't my team signing more players

>Jose Sa
Based, hope he starts

Morning lads

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Saw them support Razorlight about 15 years ago
*sips*

Morning. Remember when I tried to make this a meme?

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I mean I've seen it more than once so maybe you succeeded

>sleep pattern fucked so will miss the Nations League today

I didn't draw it, sadly. I tried to make it a meme for /trans by editing the final panel. Somebody did this tho.

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So was mine, but I kinda fixed it. Portugal are gonna win the Nationsl Eaguel.

Nah, Netherlands will win it.

>I never had my grandad pass down stories
this is how meaningless you and your entire family is

Daily reminder Rommel knew that Germany was the bad guy in WW2 but kept on fighting because he wanted to help his country. He then tried to murder Hitler so committed suicide.

>NEVERLANDS
Shan't be listening to you. Portugal will win it. Ronaldo has TSSSSSSSSU powers. I think it'll be Portugal vs Netherlands, however.

>americucks name beaches after locations to slightly confuse the hun
>brit chads name beaches after fish to discombobulate them all

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>Juno is marked as Canadian
W R O N G. It was British & Canadian. I hate this retroactively changing shit. There was also Free French there.

wasnt there a lot of aussies/kiwis as well?

There were some but I don't think there were any major units. There were officers, RAF units and a few paratroopers, but I don't think there was any Australian or New Zealand units on the beaches. They were too busy fighting the Nips in Papa New Guinea.

Ajax took down Juventus. Besides Netherlands will have two man mountains. Unstoppable la

I mean it's >England, so Netherlands will probably win, but I dunno about Portugal. Portugal are one of those 'probably won't do well' but then somehow do.

>Sarri to JJ
>Lampard to Chelsea
>Allegri to Derby
and so we spin in the managerial merry go round..

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EMERY OUT.
STAN OUT.

>Lampard to Chelsea
This will be funny as fuck.

>Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham are all interested in a £60m move for Leicester City's 22-year-old England midfielder James Maddison. (Star)

Paris St-Germain and France forward Kylian Mbappe, 20, has handed in a transfer request. (El Chiringuito, via Sun)

>Chelsea are confident 18-year-old England forward Callum Hudson-Odoi will sign a new £100,00-a-week deal at Stamford Bridge, despite interest from Bayern Munich. (Mirror)

Manchester City have triggered Joao Felix's release clause with a £106m bid for the 19-year-old Benfica and Portugal forward. (Sun)

>Juventus have contacted Manchester United over the possibility of re-signing midfielder Paul Pogba. The 26-year-old France international has indicated that he would be happy to rejoin the Serie A club, where he spent four years from 2012-2016. (Guardian)

United could get 25-year-old Argentina forward Paulo Dybala as part of a swap deal with Juve for Pogba. (Express)

>Liverpool have joined the race to sign Ajax and Netherlands defender Matthijs de Ligt. The 19-year-old is also a target for Manchester United and Barcelona. (Bild - in German)

Reds boss Jurgen Klopp could take a year's sabbatical from football management when his contract at Anfield expires in 2022. (ESPN)

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>Arsenal boss Unai Emery is ready to spend most of his £40m transfer budget on two Sampdoria players - Belgium midfielder Dennis Praet, 25, and 23-year-old Danish defender Joachim Andersen. (Sun)

Ex-Gunners midfielder Freddie Ljungberg is set to join Emery's first-team coaching staff at Emirates Stadium next season. (Times - subscription required)

>Leicester will allow England defender Harry Maguire, 26, to leave the King Power Stadium if their £85m price tag is met. (Teamtalk)

Real Betis and Argentina midfielder Giovani lo Celso, 23, wants to join Tottenham. (Sky Sports)

>Former England captain David Beckham wants to sign Barcelona and Uruguay striker Luis Suarez, 32, for his new MLS side Inter Miami. (Be Soccer)

Spain midfielder Rodrigo, 28, has asked Atletico Madrid to "give him space" amid reported interest from Manchester City. (Deportes Cuatro, via Goal)

>Manchester United are close to a breakthrough in their pursuit of Swansea and Wales winger Daniel James, with AS Monaco also expressing an interest in the 21-year-old. (Standard)

United have bid £84m for Napoli and Senegal centre-back Kalidou Koulibaly, 27. (Corriere dello Sport, via Metro)

>Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy has told Real Madrid that Denmark midfielder Christian Eriksen, 27, is not for sale this summer. (Mirror)

Atletico Madrid are confident of signing 28-year-old Spain defender Marcos Alonso from Chelsea. (Mirror)

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>Arsenal boss Unai Emery has made Barcelona's France defender Samuel Umtiti, 25, his preferred defensive target this summer. The club have also scouted RB Leipzig's 20-year-old France U21 centre-back Dayot Upamecano. (Star)

Manchester United are also looking at Frankfurt's French striker Sebastien Haller, 24. (Mail)

>Argentina legend Diego Maradona says he should be the next manager of United. The 58-year-old is boss of Mexican second division side Dorados. (FourFourTwo)

Watford boss Javi Gracia wants to bring Standard Liege and Mexico goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa to Vicarage Road. The 33-year-old is out of contract this summer. (Record, via Watford Observer)

>Derby have checked on Charlton manager Lee Bowyer, amid speculation Rams boss Frank Lampard is to join Chelsea. (Mail)

English striker Jay Rodriguez, 29, could leave West Brom this summer for £5m after the Baggies put a release clause in his contract last year. (Telegraph)

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Fergie - Marcus Aurelius
Moyes - Commodus
Giggs - Pertinax
Van Gaal - Didius
Mouyes - Septimius
Ole - Caracalla

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Alright lads

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Alright Crouchy.

>Manchester United are also looking at Frankfurt's French striker Sebastien Haller, 24. (Mail)
>United actually targeting a sensible and realistic player
But it's the Mail, so it's probably bullshit

United never buy germans and Schweinsteiger is the anomaly

He's French.

just looked him up. black too.
United signing if I ever saw one.

Abby had their 4th kid last night. Based lad

He's never gonna play for France at this rate. Lacazette bangs in goals for fun and is still dropped over Giroud. Haller bangs in goals and has NEVER been capped.

Some cracking friendlies on late tomorrow night lads

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hope Jamaica tripadvisor and trivago America

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>she's

Hello where are the confirmed transfers pls

State of this group and the Gold Cup in general

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>not wanting Bermuda to win
Come on lad. They're still part of the Empire ;_; For me it goes Bermuda > Canada > T&T and then maybe the Yanks.

Based

>liking international football

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Do Bermuda have a chance to qualify? Other than Costa Rica I assume the teams are equally shit

>things I don't like

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>Why yes, I do only watch U17’s football! Was it obvious?

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Qualify? It's the Gold Cup, they've already qualified. This is the group stage. Do you mean do they have a chance to go to the Knock-Out stage? That group they do. It could be any one them. Costa Rica will probably be one of them.

We should send over some C team players to help out Bermuda. Isaac Hayden etc.

>Do you mean do they have a chance to go to the Knock-Out stage?
y-yes I meant that
>you now remember the GOAT

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Few players from English leagues there. Also Robin Hood FC is a based name

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>Dat gap

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>the mighty Soccer Management Institute

Costa Rica Ranking: 38
Haiti Ranking: 100
Nicaragua Ranking: 129
Bermuda Ranking: 175

They are the worst ranking team in the group but they could do it.

>always wanted to live in Bermuda
>ridiculously expensive and you need to have qualifications and shit to even get in
>Bermudans can get into UK e-z.

isnt it one of those tax havens?

Nah that's shit like Cayman Islands. They're just old shitty colonies that the UK managed to kept. When we should have kept Bahrain, Oman and Qatar plus UAE as they had BILLIONS of $ worth of oil there. But we gave them away as we thought they were gonna be invaded and 70's UK didn't want to fight a war.

at least you didn't sell your virgin islands to the US like Denmark

Yeah. Worst colonies that UK lost was Hong Kong (and China used their Jew Tactics to get it back). Then probably the Arab states I just mentioned. After that there isn't much else. Kept Falklands which had all the oil in it.

>China used their Jew Tactics to get it back
thought both sides agreed we would only have it 99 years?

united confirm de ligt

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well now I'm just angry

>why yes I have supported them for years. Just look at my retro t-shirt

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any hot new transfers lads?

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cringe

which (if any) of the promoted championship teams stays up next season?

sheffield united

Haller's pretty much the black Giroud, with goalscoring on top

Have any of you ever met someone who gives a single fuck about women's football? Why does the BBC feel the need to go so strongly against what people want to read on their website?

India losing 2-0 to Curacao lmao

i like womens football

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>Curacao
literally had to google this place

I'd care a bit if we had a chance of winning.

>buy bottle of lucozade
>notice it has a fackin wymans footballer on it
>chuck the cunt in the bin

aren't we (england) one of the favourites for the world cup?

Lost to New Zealand in a warm up game so doubt it

I unironically learned everything I know about women's football from wikifeet

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you'd think professional footballers' feet would be all messed up with all misshapen toes and that
not that i'm into feet so maybe that's what you freaks like, i don't know

Wow user you are soooo cool. I bet you get all the ladies.

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dont call me a freak.
we all got fetishes. I dont discriminate

football shoes are probably way more fitting for your feet than the regular women's shoe. Some unflexible stuff like skates or ballet shoes are bad for them, i think.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-04/cristiano-ronaldo-rape-suit-in-las-vegas-is-dismissed-by-accuser?utm_medium=social&utm_content=business&cmpid=socialflow-twitter-business&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic
>Cristiano Ronaldo's Las Vegas Rape Accuser Dropped Lawsuit

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fair enough lad; you've got me there

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Yes, 4th. But we lost to New Zealand, so, not now.

I do, but after the BBC did a bill board of 'They're Better Than You Think' with the word 'Think' with a line through it, I got really offended. I'm disabled and being told that women are better than me at football when if I wasn't disabled, simply being 194cm tall would allow me to twat most of them simply by size and muscle. I don't need to be reminded of my disability because the BBC feels it has to shill women's football; something I used to be quite interested in.

Eriksen leaving Spuds

probably to Madrid

Love broad hips

‘Ate anime

Simple as

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what's with the awkwardly angled back

That's a man, look at the shoulders.

The logo looks similar to 4chans logo.

now this I can get behind both literal and figurative

to make things look better

dont be silly you can see her vag

>to make things look better
It doesn't make it look better

>not getting the meme

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...

what would your gf say, Spurswede?

is this achievable natty

oh sorry I meant..."haha"

based and hahapilled

We will never know

>not asking your gf if she'd fuck the girls you look at
>not being chad
COME ON NOW.

>Former Uefa president Lennart Johansson, who oversaw the introduction of the Champions League, has died aged 89 following a short illness.
F.

since I'm not chad the consequences of such actions could have unwanted effects

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>has a gf
>not chad

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dats rite

new edition

would

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same. She is just breathing in and it makes her belly look bigger. Nothing weird about it really.

DWAYNE LEVEROCK

Breathing in makes your belly look smaller dumbass