He is really not very good at all, how did he end up at liverpool?

he is really not very good at all, how did he end up at liverpool?

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because no one wanted him so liverpool bought him for 10 million solely due to his goal at the Euro 16

Hes actually decent but he gets played in daft positions, if played at all. He was great for stoke which yea isn't that hard but the pocket change any club could've spent for him would've been a bargain

>buy player cheap
>assists crucial goal that ends in a cl win
>sell player for twice as much
BASED edwards

£10m for a bench player like Shaqiri is good buisness, that's how he ended up there. Besides he's pretty good, it's his consistency and attitude problems that fail him.

Don't talk like that about Big Shaq

Why is he single? look how in shape and rich and famous he is. surely girls must be knocking down the door for him

it's his hairline. Girls are shallow man

>not thinking it’s his height

Found the manlet

he's gay dude

what do you mean? what's wrong with his height

His attitude has improved since joining Liverpool, if he gets more consistent game time he'll wind up being an absolute steal for his fee.

LEL

>what do you mean? what's wrong with his height

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>5'7
He's 5'4 at most

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he's 169cm lol

OH NO NO NO NO NO

he's not that tall at all, he's much smaller than that

>5'7
Fuck off that's my height he is never 5 7

I'm so sorry user

Looks smaller because whenever you see him he's surrounded by tall athletic gigachads

>Studge is 188cm according to wikipedia
lmao

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Crawled out of the woods

He looks smaller because his proportions are fucked up. His torso is longer than his legs

>mfw shorter than shaq
so that's why women don't want me, even if they can easily talk to them. I'm just their little brother

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He's underrated and good for a bench player who can change the flow of the game as a sub. He'd be a star player in any team out of top 6 and Man United.
Also, he's a stupid shiptar and hope he breaks his legs.

they can easily talk to me*

Breh he looks small because he buff and stands next to klopp allison and van dijke

Cope

Based same height as me.

>Also, he's a stupid shiptar and hope he breaks his legs.
This. Jebem mu majku

Good squad players are tricky to find.
If worse, a liability and can't be used.
If better, would be starting for someone else.

Shaq hits the sweet spot for me. Great on his day but serious defects, fine.

based german bait

find a mommy gf to take care of (you)

Sounds like Serbian propaganda to me.

As someone who has stood pretty near him, and says I am 5'8, although I am probably 5'7.5, I would say I had at least an inch and a half on him.

What do you call this body type?

look manlets, it isn't the end of the world because you're little. girls will still sleep with you, it's just they can't parade you in front of their friends to make them jealous. guys fuck fat girls all the time. short guys to women are like fat girls to men. how do fat girls get laid? by coming on strong and by having no standards. learn from the fat girls, manlets. stop crying and adapt.

did alright at stoke
decent coup for a bench player

>Why is he single?

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fire hydrant

You should screen cap this and post it on /r9k/. You'd get many (you)s.

He scored the same goal against man utd in a pre season tournament in 2018.

so not a fluke

5' 10 vs 6foot

What shoes were u wearing and what shoes was he wearing?

It just hit me
>Shaqiri is a fucking champions league winner

it just hit you? he won it 6 years ago

God it must suck to be a reserves keeper
Getting paid 500 pounds a week to train mindlessly and never getting to actually play in a match

why? they hate fat girls or hate short guys?

Damn, that shitter is a 2x champions league winner

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Well, he ended up there because he is not very good at all.

lol he's barely 160cm

Shaq is a pretty perfect squad player to have for a CL tier side.

He can offer something special when he's in form, take a good set piece and has enough pace/strength to cause problems late on.

Plus le cube man has great meme potential

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