/tennis/ - Roland Garros QF

>Nishikori's match already over

kek why does he bother

wtf this canadian junior has huge tits

lets talk about our gfs

Study for the tomorrow exam

this is the thread

post pics

we talk about classical music

wtf i literally had 'come to Argentina' advert on Eurosport Deutschland pirate stream *_*

Watch Afghanistan in the Cricket WC.

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for me it's debussy

Paris, city long and drab
A bottomless pit of shit
Wipe thee off the map
May the next evil that hit

>the weather got so bored watching Nadal murder Kei that it decided to end it
Based Freyr

No it isn't

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l-lewd~~

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I don't have one

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16 years old

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Smoke a ciggie and enjoy the rain

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That's a funny looking Canadian.

>No Roof
>No lights
Pathetic

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>federror and wewrinka keep tiring themselves out so nadal has an even easier time in the semis
Are they all conspiring against the djokobot?

Balakirev is the most underrated Russian desu.

>no title
>no info
"no"

What does that say in human language

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Why don't they just schedule the French Open during summer?

youtube.com/watch?v=5aJ0HuMrtgg

>Nadal complaining that the match would have been over before the rain
lmao the disrespect for nishikori

Name 1 (ONE) more powerful choir than the one in Verdi's Dies Irae. Protip: you can't.

i had bath sex with your stupid fox wife you neckbeard

So is rain badly now?

My trap / neck is fucked bros, the part where the trap connects to the base of the skull is super tenser and hurts
I havent played 10is in 4 days i feel depression creeping oer me hold me please

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soon™

I came into your home and fucked your shit up.

Despite what historians may tell you, France is still a feudal society full of luddites.

Breaking someone's serve is kinda rude if you think about it. Don't be greedy you have your own service games.

Why don’t they just use the Eagles to blow the clouds away?

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take some codeine until you feel good and then take some more it always works

Fuck off

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yes, and looking at the forecast, it doesn't look like it's going to let up much by the end of the night

Nadal wasn't even using 70% of his clay power.

So when will play resume?

Women have manners, they let each other break back all the time because they feel bad.

She's trying to entice those young ball boys isn't she?

tomorrow

Well, TSN is replaying old matches now.

When the rain stops

i have photographic proofs but i will refrain from posting them here for her sake.

Well I guess it's halftime faptime.

watch cricket instead lads, it's like tennis except not really

Her name is Leylah Fernandez.

>watch cricket

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My knees are still hurting, have been since Thursday. I overdone it while cycling and overloaded my left knee also thanks to bad fitted bike I assume.

Now I just sit in front of the monitor, feel sleepy while having sweaty balls from the weather.

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pure sex

did i post a webms?

Overheard Ljubicic talking to Fed in the locker room. He told him to raise his break point conversion from 6% to literally any number above that.

They don't show cricket on TV, which surprise me because of all the Indians and Tibetans(sorry I mean Chinese) we have.

Just remembered that we are World champs

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Loserbernd, du hier?

lightning on a background

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So it is not happening.

>Squanderer

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when and how did you get this photo i don't remember you being there

>nothing happens
>crowd starts going nuts
I don't get it

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Funny thing is it's forecast to rain all day tomorrow.

>match starts on Tuesday afternoon and finishes on Thursday

now rain seems hard but some people are still sitting
what for?

flirting with school gf Caro would be cosy

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Play resumes overmorrow

Apparently its OTC in Canada im surprised
Might make a cheeky run to the pharmacy thanks frog

post Murrays

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New #205
If I know my rain breaks and Nadal lore, Nishikori will make a bit of a comeback that will make everyone go nuts for a few minutes.
Nadal will lose the plot but will then regain it just in time to win the third set in a tiebreak.
Questions will then be asked of Nadal's form heading into the semis.
Quote Reply

God damnit, I shouldn't have bet on this game. I don't want to wait so long!

LeBron would dominate this sport

Fucking serve babby

Damn you're lucky you could still buy 60mg pills in pharmacies 2 years ago here but someone must have died because now you need a prescription

You should have bet on 24+ rain delay.

can someone come educate this poo please
FEDERCHADS PLEASE HELP

its over?

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Sorry sweaty, but LeBron is irrelevant now.

blowjob imminent

Imagine Kevin Durant playing tennis

The serve of Isner with the court coverage of Monfils

He would win every grand slam

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>L3-6ron
>LeAirball
>LeBaby
>LeBabydick
>LeBald
>LeBandAid
>LeBench
>LeBeta
>LeBitch
>LeBlocked
>LeBoner
>LeBooty
>LeBrick
>LeBroken
>LeBronto
>LeBronze
>LeBrown
>LeBTFO
>LeBum
>LeButthole
>LeChimp
>LeChoke
>LeChuck
>LeCockroach
>LeCrab
>LeCramp
>LeCry
>LeCuck
>LeDecline
>LeDiaper
>LeDick
>LeDiva
>LeDOG
>LeDumb
>LeFail
>LeFlop
>LeFraid
>LeFraud
>LeGiveup
>LeGM
>LeGone
>LeHairline
>LeJUST
>LelBron
>LeMiss
>LeNeckstrain
>LeNodad
>LeNotenoughhelp
>LeOut
>LePoop
>LeQueen
>LeQuit
>LeRefball
>LeRest
>LeRigged
>LeRoid
>LeShit
>LeSit
>LeShook
>LeSlip
>LeSoy
>LeStatpad
>LeSwept
>LeTears
>LeThargic
>LeTired
>LeTrash
>LeTravel
>LeTurnover
>LeWhine
>LeWho
>LeXcuse
>LeXposed

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Yes, I do watch Tennis still after all.

A cheeky blowjob is always good banter over there

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BASED

what the fuck am I looking at

Johan

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resume soon

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i live 8 km from there and it sounds like i'm in the middle of a storm getting swallowed by a typhoon

what sport is this?

Ok

Lmao, what kind of reaction is that?

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tell me, are french girls like Caroline(perfect faces, shy, modest, autistic, strong)?

Most of them are really really average looking and the cute ones are unbearably smug so unless you're into femdom it's not great

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so Caro type(in terms of looks) is super rare?
and Caro type(in terms of personality) is supper rare too?

super rare squared

Just a regular day in Newcastle

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Looks like NWL is back on the menu, boys

Iga

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Any game going on?

In Paris and Northtern France i'd say yes so if you want a Caro gf you'll need to travel to Southern France or straight to the source meaning Spain or Portugal

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unfortunately i missed the part with court unleashing

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Average looking af

>meaning Spain or Portugal
or Argentina?

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Boris youre the man to talk to
Do you know if this is her real handwriting?

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But Caro?

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Looks like a font 2bqh

What a whore

>He fell for the stacy meme
Cant expect any more from an *nglo

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his lebron that bad? isn't he better than Michael Jordan now or something? at least he has more points or w/e

Ok im out of touch codeine here is bundled with paracetamol to make acetaminophen so its tylenol (brand name) i already have it but i was taking ibuprofen
Cant believe codeine the famous dr house candy was under my nose all this time opioid addiction here i come

i dont think so

post more screenshots :3

i love her gym hairstyle
(also she bends pretty lewd...)

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if you want to be a lamo do a CWE but if you're really cool like Tony Montana(that's me)you get that 6g paracetamol high

And Caro/Sabatini are more bright?
Kvitova?

LOL no way, not at all. French females are neurotic messes infused with social justice and sky high expectations. Basically uglier and hairier Germans. Imagine a country where most females look and behave like Cornet.

good post

interesting english commentary on Eurosport, comemntatoores comment from stadium so they seen what player were when game ssuspenede and wome sayd nadal was mad

also kei and nadal and stan were in the same tunnel, and martic or marketa too

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wish we coul see and lsiten eurosprot replays from all alnaguages(en rus ger fra)

shamefur dispray

does Caro look Italian? For me she does.
She also looks like Sonego a little bit.

and also Gaby Sabatini is... Italian????

WE'RE BACK

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that's very feminine to diss other girls, that's what someone ruled by women would say? are you brit?

Nadal is leading 4-2 and said to the official that they still had enough time to play two more games

Nothing you just said makes any sense, you dopey French twat.

Halepi thighs.

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Look at her cute shy walk :3 (No creep )

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WOOOOO WE'RE BACK!

COME ON ROGER

SQUANDER SOME FUCKING BREAK POINTS!

holy fuck that chair ump for the nadal match

WHOM IS SHE

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umpire
more pictureqsue better moment was 0.5 sec before

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which canton are you from?

we he just did not like the deciisison

she also said something about bottles but I have no Eurosprt UK replay to re-listen it

this is what a feminine person would say. "uh doesn't make sense"

Do they have cantons in Switzerland?

>time to waste more BPs

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yes yes magestic &_&

Nadal is gonna lose isn't he?

Try speaking English and people my understand you.

>my
How embarrassing.

Absolute bellend

yes

Yikes

ask boris he has all the knowledge about tennis cuties

it is very clear. stop bveing over emotional my dear feminine lad

>people my understand you.

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>7
CAM ON STAN

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How will I ever recover from this?

Stream lads

Can Fedora beat Nadal?

GIV NAME

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Im sorry whats a CWE
Also i cant for life me find how much actual codein is in 500mg acetaminophen

Tennis is on again

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>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fucking gay sport

>beyblade ads on a tennis match

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Federer looks gassed tbf, I don't think he can last a fifth set. Needs to close it now.

>tfw you start feeling the no18 getting nearer

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none you fucking retard they're different drugs

marijana veljovic

literaly took me three clicks to find it you lazy cunts

Kek, I never realised Ecuador had cantons. Our cantons are more like your provinces, except more like American states (actually even more semi-independent than American states, we're super federalised).

wish i had a serbian gf

Some Serbian, i dont remeber. Google 'cute seribian umpire' i am sure some forum have her names(and no pics despite she is umpiring 30 matches in a month - lazy fags)

out of cute umpires there are:
marija
eva
her serbian
cute blonde celia
another cute blonde

who else?

He is going to finish Nadull's career

what did you google?

"roland garros 2019 umpires"

first off if there's codeine in it it's 100% going to be written somewhere on the package. And CWE means cold water extraction you separate the codeine from the paracetamol.

Judging by Yea Forums Serbian women are really nice.

N W L
W
L

'cute serbian umpire'

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rip Kei

Compared to the quality of both Federer and Wawa's matches two days ago, this sucks

He want to fuck her in that Wimbledon suit

Nadal - Federer

the game that will break /tennis/

>1/17

LMAO @ kei

Just give Nadal the trophy already

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Looks like she's having a cheeky rub there. Diego must be playing.

nadalwinslol

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It's ogre lads, RIP Stan the man

>you hear what i said, tone?
>i said: Just give Nadal the trophy already!

Oh fuck

HAPPENING

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Wew who's gonna beat nadal then....

How many sets in Fed Nadal?

She, like most women, looks better in motion

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Break point? No!

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me :)

FedGOAT finna dab on Nadull at Roland

3. Nadalwinslol

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>inb4 Fedr tactical retreat before semis

>rub
?

[Exploding knees intensify]

Shush, Nick

Suits make women look so nice. Umpire suits too, all these nice shirts, jackets, pants. Not sexual/lewd, just very appealing.

>If Federer beats Nadal, the bad guys are guaranteed to win

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roger reaching the semi's after not playing the french open for years at his age is a bigger accomplishment than rafa winning it

oh god the humiliation, thi is the look a woman has when she's next to a manlet

what happened in Nadal match? He served and took Kei's serve in 4 minutes or what?

I was late

Vampire > Magical girl > dog > meido

>Commentators jizzing over average tennis

WAWRINMAD

>Djokovic and Thiem will face each other in the semifinals and the match will last 5+ hours
>Nadal will blow by Fred and have one additional day of rest before the final on top of that
just give him the trophy already

>These mental gymnastics

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GOAT

WALLWRINKA

Federror really gonna waste MPs here huh

marrrriijjjjjaaa
you've gotttta see her

THAT FUCKING VOLLEY

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do think warwrinkas nipples ever lactate haha just asking haha

stan pls

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her insta is on private

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What a fucking chokefest from both these guys

Does Maria Cicak have a husband? How often is she approached by men?

Eva Asderaki had an a*glo husband yeah?

:(

Paddling the pink canoe m8

>being a beta orbiter

>No double-faults all match
>Two when serving for the match
I think he's nervous about facing Nadal next round

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FEDERROR

HE'S DONE IT

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AH WE DID IT

fedGOAT

this is the most adorable instance of Nadal's autism ever

never fails to make me smile

AHAHAHAHHAHA

FUCK YOU FAGGOT

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He's losing to Nadal

what's the point of wawrinka

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STAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How much GSs SFs for Fed/Rafa/Nole?

Lmao what a take

>You now realise if Tsitsipas was given a point penalty in the second set two days ago for smashing a ball in to the stands Stan would've won in 3, giving him more rest, allowing him to beat Fedora

Think both semis on Friday mens?

;_; WAWRINKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Well its only fitting that he was taken out by his close friend and fellow countrymen. But that fucking ATH curve shot jesus

>3 YEARS MISSING
>DOMINATES RG

Inb4 frauderer drops out

Sounds dope
Sorry i know nothing about drugs im a good boy

>Fedal SF

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No
He'll beat him for the first time at RG for the best narrative ever

>bonzi b in the mixed doubles

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>Fedora wins only to be utterly dabbed on by Baldal
Sad!

he is oldest QF in 50+ years and probably a 60+ for SF

if there was not Rrafa, how much would he win on clay?

I don't care. I put 20 bucks on him to win against Wawrinka.

How many langs do you think Fed speaks?

90 % of my posts are made while hammered

As long as GOATdal wins I consider myself vindicated

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>Fedal SF
holy shit this is gonna be great
fucking get ethiopooped on

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the proof that any of the big 3 could literally come without any preparation in any year to any Slam and reach the semis.

>actually saving posts by people here

Let it go

Was Wawrinka in good shape this clay season at all?

Nadal is aware of Fed's strenght and will be prepared and concentrared

He would have won every RG before Djokovic and Stan became a thing if not for Nadal

English, Swiss German, French, German, Italian? I think

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rip in peace 76chan

Fedal is the best sport rivalry ever

If Rafa loses to this old, worn-out guy, is he done?

I keep my soul in my pants, Angie

>bonzi b
?
post him

and say is Petkovic Bosian or Serbian looking?
Iga?
Martic?
Konta?

Nadal vs Federer SF in 2019 at the FO

was hard to type without cumming desu fellas

>I was only pretending

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E X P O S E D

So no Vondrousova-Martic today?

>If I came back on the clay this year, it's also because I wanted to play Rafa. So here we are now.
BASED

>23-15
>rivalry

she cute

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Post cummies

>If I came back to play on clay it's probably to play Nadal
based

>>Fedal SF
>holy shit this is gonna be great
ah, to be young again

This lmao

*DISCLAIMER: All posts herein are of a fictional nature

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What a godglorious era of tennis we live in

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post more Kerber?

>tfw it was like 23-10 at one point
pls Rafa win one for fuck's sake

If Federer is smart he will "retire" due to "injury" to not worsen his h2h against Nadal. Only fair since Roidal does it as well.

I bet that Vondrousova-Martic will be half empty despite it being the only match left today. Fucking Parisians.

oh shit, feddy means business

i'm reading a lot of bizarre posts in this thread

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Marticwinslol

I thought I heard them announcing there would be no more matches?

>RG SF at almost 38yo
>after three years of not playing clay
Wimbledon looking fine

Drink today?

>Rafa gets injured during training session

>the poo is still going

LADS PLEASE

Does anyone have the WebM of the point at 1-0 in the 3rd set tiebreaker? (Fed's get to go up 2-0)

hmmm

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250ml in, babe. I drink every night.

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If Federer wins then Djokovic becomes the good guy... What a world.

>no Stan to beat the bot
We are doomed

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Last GS SF without any of the three stooges seems to be 2004 Roland Garros.

what's wrong lad

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If we have a 1-2-3-4 semi does that finally prove the clay is the most technical surface??

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He's in there claiming Fed has ducked Nadal at the exact time Fed just reached Nadal on clay at fucking 37 by beating his good friend. If you were ever going to purposefully avoid Nadal, that match would've been the ideal time.

Why are you listening to what a non-tennis, non-toilet country has to say?

Finish the job, Dad.

Post Martic :(

The WTA account posted that the game would start, maybe a miscommunication between the PR team and the RG officials. But considering how long WTA games usually last, They probably have enough time to play it.

Cute Serbian umpire walking behind Rafa when he is giving interview to Eurosport :3

Players are warming up already

Martic has a very decent bum

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>tfw the name Marketa reminds you of adult websites.

thanks.
I think I was probably listening to the court PC announcer, who was just referring to the court in question.

>tfw the name Konta means Butt-a in my tongue

I'm thinking this semen slurping sport it's not for me guys. Basically if someone breaks someone else's game they'll win the set and they're playing the rest of the set just for kicks. Just play break points already and be done with it.

Get night sweats yet?

Post it
She also have a cute freckles

>Vondrousova with the Kyrwog posture

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>both women playing their first GS QF
huh. thats pretty neat.

For me only other known Marketa is a cute young Czech biathlete
Caro have 3 meanings

You should watch WTA then

you might enjoy WTA

More like Wondrousova

And Iiga have one. Never heard before

Rus eurosport have old men and some young women commenting, she said Mariana Alves(umpire at martic marketa) gave her many warnings in the past. Either Chakvetadze or Zvonareva iirc

Marketa is hella fun.

I am. This Vondrousova is BASED

More like Mandrousova

you're an idiot. though i have the same opinion about handball and basketball.
basically whoever misses an attack is fucked.

Nah just balding

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this match is unironically better than the previous ones today.
their games match very nicely.

>sports that have a midfield but nothing ever happens in midfield.

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marketa is 19

also her breasts are of ball girls size

they are cute, i would smash their tight little assholes

marketa looks like vekic

Mariana Alves with a good pronunciation of Vondrousova.
nice to see.

post qt line referee who were hurt
at score 1-2

how rich are your parents?

Enough to live comfortably. Don't think about money

Do you work, neet?

Your hairline is fine man. I would be more worried about the beard.

>working when you don't have to

Martic got cute freckles
post them in 1080 HQ

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Lmfao you'd have to put a gun to my head

pretty good match.

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Dare to show the odds for the AO 2017 final?

petra looks like a really cute boy

>"She doesn't miss too many smashes, Petra"
>Immediately misses a smash
Thanks, ITV

So you're parasite?

/tennis/ in a nutshell

leftybrit, is that u?

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how is petra looking?
any chances to win this?

>bet mondrosova-martic +10.5 games in 1st set
>won again

nice

Why can't women into tiebreaks?

>Alize Cornet
>Birth date: January 22, 1990
She's older than me? Get outta town.

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yes she's gonna win

oh boy 3 set points GO GO GO

truly the worst alizé

Opinion on Flippker?

I pay tax and give a way loads of money and food to people who need it.

There are plenty of things I feel guilty about but not sitting in an office absolumente not one of them

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you jinxed her

CAST THE RING INTO THE FIRE

Damn it, Petra

she is very good looking by croatian standarts? by russian yes

both face and body(180cm and skinny sharp shoulders is a very delicate tier)

i hate women so much

i would jinx her if you catch my drift

We know

6 years the same she looks the same!

also why no earrings?

x2
bu

ISILDUR!

calm down
i'm from the future. she won the match

>bu
but was Nadal healthy? I mean did hip explode suddenly or he had pain bad weeks before?

also what are painkillers, do they help? some of WTA recently won with them(read interview)

INCELDUR

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she has a rather ugly face

Do you find her pretty?

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god dammit this choke is unbelievable

I find her pretty annoying right now

>Martic

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I repeat, Vondrousova is BASED

>7-1

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>Nadal favorite but not by far
Seemed legit I guess.

I have absolutely no idea how Federer will perform against Nadal on clay after all these years.

Boris, which one of these girls reminds you of which wta player?

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Martic? More like Shartic!

0-40, (3 set points), proceeds to lose the next 12 out of 13 points

typical choking croat

Can you measure a ATP player by its ranking in singles? Djoko > Fed but is Djoko better than fed?

make that 2 out of 22 points

it will suck being Martic if despite having a 6-0 head to head against Vondrousova she loses her first and only match against her in the quarterfinals of a major.

>Serve for the set at 5-3
>Choke
>3 set points next game
>Choke
>Get brutally pummelled in the tie break
>Get broken on your first service game in set 2
Weak minded fool

no

>it's not a BLACKED.COM poster

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The rankings are only based on the last 12 months... but yes, Djokovic > Federer + everyone else easily in that time. Sometimes it's debatable if the points are close enough. For example, 2016 many would argue #2 Djokovic had a better year than #1 Murray.

youtube.com/watch?v=3O9FQ4ZSuBo
why havent the gilets jaunes crashed roland garros yet

>wins every match against her opponent
>including a recent final
>loses for the first time today, in the most important match of her career

just to add to that.

she got the break back, now let's hope she continues in this fashion

KAM ON, PETRA
SCORE SAM FACKING POINTS

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*Vondrousova choke incoming.

This will probably be postponed now.

petra wins

onde é que estás a ver o jogo? stream?

She lost the first set 1-6 in that final, so there's still hope.

live.harleyquinnwidget.net/streamvideo12/vondrousova-vs-martic-live-stream-4941438.html

não é grande coisa, mas serve.

Little girl in the middle looks like a mix between KT Swan and Chloé Paquet

why, there is still light

fuck this shit, i'm out

thanks bro

Stop with the shitty dropshots, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>gets the break back
>gifts it away immediately

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sexy lob tbf

guess it will finish today then.

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>slice forehand for no reason
jesus, what am i watching

>"Well, the dropshot hasn't worked the previous 99 times"
>"Maybe 100 is my lucky number, lol"

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peak women tennis

2

World Tennis Association

>tfw you'll never live in a nice, quaint village in the Czech Republic and will never experience the joy of going to the local market with Marketa and seduce her with flowers and other simple gestures.

enjoy getting stabbed by random home invaders

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the unforcedest error

the fuck
was this done on purpose?

M-m-martic can still win, guys

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She probably just defended herself
edition.cnn.com/2016/12/20/tennis/petra-kvitova-robbed-in-czech-republic/index.html

didn't you hear about it?
a burglar invaded her house, she struggled with him and he stabbed her.
he was convicted recently.

It definitely is

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good atmosphere though.

LE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Only true tennis fans left indeed

kek that double fault

Marketa is worn off, she's lucky the third set won't be played if she loses this one (she will)

>this match is not exciting.

who can choke the hardest?

NOW THIS IS PODRACING

>MP saved
>BP converted
comeback time?

told you this wouldn't end today.

>Weebs mad because anime get delayed because of this

HAHAHAHAHA

Martic would be very attractive with a little more tits.

Heh, I love it when sports cuck other lesser forms of entertainment.

well, that's Konta in the final then.

HWL

Seriously, enough with the dropshots

>on the verge of winning
>decide to double fault
>decide to just start slicing
>it was 5 fucking 2
it was 5-2 wasn't it?

Well, that showed me

>HWL
what does it mean

It was just a single break though

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Halep
Wins
LOL

?

Indeed

KWL

best post itt

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Vondrousova has the most interesting bulge going on.

The more I look at her the more attractive she becomes for some reason.

I agree

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*wl only works if you already won the tournament before and are expected to win it again.
Like Nadal at RG or Djokovic in 2015.

it also works if you have beaten Halep in finals.

Noooo, not like this!

>that Djokovic-tier slam

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Fitting that she lost after shitty dropshot #135

Actually it only works if the player has won more than 1 fucking slam in their life and doesn't lose more finals than she wins.

>make an amazing comeback
>lose at the most crucial point of the comeback

wew

great watch.

What a shitshow, especially after that swiss match

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100x better than that shitshow where you just knew Wawrinka would hand it to Roger in the 4th.

Can Thiem upset RoboDjoko?

fed will beat rafa. i guarantee it

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>implying

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Predict the rest of the men's matches:

Djokovic vs Zverev: 6-4, 7-6, 6-3 - Djokovic wins
Theim vs Khachanov: 6-3, 3-6, 7-6, 6-4 - Theim

Semis

Nadal vs Federer: 6-4, 4-6, 6-3, 6-3 - Nadal wins
Djokovic vs Thiem: 6-4, 6-3, 6-1 - Djokovic Wins

Finals

Djokovic vs Nadal - 7-6, 6-4, 6-3 - Djokovic Wins

Djokovic completes the Djoker slam again.

>tfw no tennis tomorrow

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>gif

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I can see that happening.

14:00 Halep (3) - Anisimova
14:00 Keys (14) - Barty (8)
15:30 Thiem (4) - Khachanov (10)
15:30 Djokovic (1) - Zverev (5)

U WOT M8

Retard Nadull will not break Fedora 6 times
Maybe once or twice
Fedora will break him more than twice though
You retards don't know this but Wawrinka has one of the best aerves on tour especially taking hia height into account

If Djokovic wins the French, he'll be at 16. He'll need to win 5 more after that. Can Djokovic win 5 more titles in 5 years?

Depends on his cunt of a wife.

Damn, just noticed Lisicki got dabbed on by a Poo at Surbiton

Djokovic over Zverev 6-2 5-7 6-4 6-4
Thiem over Khachanov 7-6 6-1 6-2
Federer over Nadal 5-7 6-4 6-7 7-5 9-7
Djokovic over Thiem 6-4 4-6 6-4 6-3
Djokovic over Federer 7-6 6-4 5-7 6-4

She's still so beautiful while being haggard

Spanish women are top tier

that's a bit rude

rafa has no kids while joker and fed and even murray have kids. is something fishy going on?

>he hasn't seen the video

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Djok will never reach the consecutive weeks as #1 it's over let it go

There is no problem with Rafa or his genitalia

Trust me, I'm John McEnroe

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make this next OP

Rafa doesn't like sex

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Link it retardinho

What city are you in?

dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1418075/Djokovic-wife-argue-Facebook-forgets-end-live.html

Like any good Germane I was in Majorca at one point. I have to say that all the women, every single one, was good looking. Gotta wonder what they're feeding them.

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...

Fully agree.

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Federer got that streak during the weakest era of tennis. It doesn't matter because Djokovic will pass Federer in all-time days at $1, thus cementing his status as the GOAT.