Luka Jovic signed for Real Madrid

holy shit the state of zoomers these days

Not even the best striker in the Bundesliga lmao.

Seems like a good deal but if all the supposed signings come to fruition for real this transfer window, isn't it likely that their total spend is going to be in the north of 200 million?

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Whatever retard

t. Bauern customer

probably, but they also have players to sell, James, Kovacic, maybe Isco. Perez said is some interview that according to new financial fair play rules, they can spend what they get from slaes + 100m, nothing more.

Bosnian Orthodox Christian
So proud of our boy
True Bosnian Son

*gets bought only to get immediatly loaned to another club*
hala madrid!

it's easy for jovic to be big fish in a small pond at frankfurt. How is he going to be the number 9 for real madrid, biggest club in the world?

ynr Kane to Real for 150m

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it will be interesting how RM deals with having both this guy and Benzema, if they can play together or not

>Benzema

>buying somebody for 60m that they could have bought for 7m a few months ago
absolute STATE

it's this good or bad for Modric?

the inquisitor of inter
the lord of lazio

that buying clause only applied to Eintracht, are you dense?

anglos are like americans when it comes to contracts

Not even a one season wonder

without the düsseldorf game he has 12 goals in 31 games, pretty insane price for such stats if you think about it, but he's still young and obviously a big talent

>Couldn't get a game at Benfica
>Real pay 70m for him

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Whi*e man's Mariano

Plus 10 in the EL

I really liked him in Frankfurt, but I have a feeling hes gonna be another Bale who's gonna be a huge bench-warming fraud in real. Shouldve went for Hazard instead.

>it's easier to be a poacher and score a lot for a mid tier club

Did you say the same for de bruyne?

Why didn't they just change their name to Eintracht then?

bale won madrid a cl final and a cup final on his own and has scored over 100 goals for madrid, it's insane how hated he is. madrid fans are insane, they hated ronaldo too after he scored 5 million goals for them.

Is he actually good enough for Real?

I remember signing this guy on FM15 or 16 when he was 16 years old and developing him into the GOAT striker

>he rates el
yikes

hahaha, he couldn't handle lisbon nightlife, it's gonna be a shitshow in madrid.

1 goal against Chelsea
1 against Benfica
1 against Inter
1 against Lazio
1 against Shaktar
3 against Marseille

Bosnia bringing the racism

>Zidan ce otkljucati Jovic ba'

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>Bosnian Orthodox Christian

Mislis na bogumile sto su se poturcili, jelde

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Benzema statpadded goals once Madrid was eliminated from all competitions so he won't get many minutes

He's gonna do fuck all without Rebic and Kostic putting goals on a silver platter for him.

NONONONONONONONONONOONONO

he has the catholic representation of jesus tattooed, is he croat?

So now they have two Lukas and one Lucas.

>HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA AH

>bosnian serb
what did he mean by this?

he is good
he didnt play in benfica because jonas, mitroglou and jimenez were above him.
jonas was having his best season and mitroglou too
jovic also admited that he wasnt focused on training and was more interested in partying at the time

3rd placed Premiership club couldn't even beat the 7th placed Bundesliga club in two matches

unfortunately not

Bundesliga teams are fodder in Europe every year. Chelsea also played their back-ups for their entire Europa League run

The Bundesliga isn't as bad as some people believe, but Frankfurt only ended up 7th because of the matches against Chelsea. They were basically dead afterwards.

>Bundesliga teams are fodder in Europe every year
Just like Arsenal, Manchester and Chelsea have been recently.

who will he replace at halal?

i know bundesliga isn't that bad

>mariANO

The child of Luka Doncic and Nikola Jokic.

why do players like this seem so desperate to sit on a bench for 2 or 3 years

He'll pull a Robben and become a Bayern legend

He'll sit on a bench and earn more in one year than you get in your whole life.
Seems like a pretty nice idea

He'll have replaced Memezema by October

>pay hundreds of third worlders millions of dollars every year just to kick a ball
>cheer for these Johnny foreigners as they've now become your country's heroes more popular than the queen
>proud of the BIG STRONG "ENGLISH" "Premier" League
Biggest cucks in the world, there's nothing English about your league apart from location.
Your clubs are owned by foreign criminals and clueless yanks, your stands are inhabited by Johnny Foreigner tourists and pakis because your working class can no longer afford the tickets, adding to the overall graveyard atmosphere. Your teams, expecially the top 6, field 90% Johnny Efs whenever they play an important game.
You are pretty much responsible for ruining modern football, since English clubs were the first to BEND OVER for Arab Sheiks and Russian mobsters which eventually lead to the transfermarket being utterly fucked beyond repair.
Some people might say, as the creator of the sport you should have the privilege of destroying it at will, but since the Chinese invented football, you don't even have that right.