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I know I have to be strong but I already miss Rangnick

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nee bruder komm lass das mal sein

smart move to cover those ugly manfeet

I wonder what the percentage of mentally ill zoomers is. must be easily >30%.

Jovic to Real Madrid confirmed

Rangnick will make Brazil great again and funnel all their talents to Leipzig.
The young prospects Speedinho, Fred III. and Bacteria will come to you, but only if you post THANK YOU BASED RALF in this thread.

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>Paderborn vereinbart "umfangreiche Zusammenarbeit" mit Leipzig
RB Paderborn when?

no way, jurgen
speedinho is /ours/

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>jovic to Real
>frankfurt gets keked again

;_;

THANK YOU BASED RALF

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Ein De Bruyne wäre zum FCB gewechselt, ein Sane ebenso und nun auch
sicherlich ein Jovic, falls man das entsprechende Geld gezahlt hätte.
First come, first get.

Klar, hätte er zwei identische Angebote von Bayern und Real gehabt,
nehmen wohl die meisten Spieler das von Real an, aber ein grundsätzliches
Desinteresse an einem Top5-Club ist eher auszuschließen.

era of the PaderBULL

welcome to Paderborn, Stefan Ilsanker

>Max vor Augsburg-Abschied? „Mir wurde seit 2015 gesagt, dass FCA Sprungbrett sei“
welcome to Schalke!

>„Sportlich gesehen ist Luka Jovic ein großer Verlust für uns. Seine Explosivität und Torgefährlichkeit hat sich mittlerweile in Europa herumgesprochen und wir haben in den vergangenen zwei Jahren nicht nur von seinen Toren stark profitiert.
>explosivität

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proper GRANATE

Jovic for 60-70 is a ridiculously good deal. And they'll probably get comparable money for Bale from some retarded EPL team (hello United). Fucking Real.

>no duck OPs in weeks

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>Profikollegen wählen Reus zum Spieler der Saison – Havertz auf Rang 3
>Hütter mit Abstand bester Trainer

>In die VDV-Elf der abgelaufenen Saison wurde folgende Spieler gewählt:

>Peter Gulacsi (RB Leipzig) - Nico Schulz (1899 Hoffenheim), Niklas Süle, Joshua Kimmich (beide Bayern München), Makoto Hasebe (Eintracht Frankfurt) - Axel Witsel, Jadon Sancho, Marco Reus (alle Borussia Dortmund), Kai Havertz (Bayer Leverkusen) - Robert Lewandwoski (Bayern München), Luka Jovic (Eintracht Frankfurt).

I like them fried from the Chinaman.

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based big brained players

Who is the $999 Apple monitor stand of the Bundesliga?

most embarassing image ever

>FC Bayern beschäftigte sich mit Adi Hütter: "Hatten ihn auf dem Radar"
>w-we're competent ok
pathetic

Most of Buyern's squad

Renato Sanches probably

I managed to keep the heat out of my room for days but I am slowly losing the battle, Kameraden.
Send help.

Just let cool air in from 11pm to 5am

Boah hab ich Brandt ;>)

hernandez

I do but it's of no use. Currently at 25°C room temperature.

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was pasirt mit hamas

weggebuxxt walla, kommt Sahne alles gut brudi

25°C is fine for living areas. Learn to appreciate it

nö

bruder warum holn wir nicht jmd wie calhanoglu lan scheiß mal auf diesen sane

i miss this lil nigger like you wouldnt believe

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We might resign Gündo :3 Finally a playmaking 6er.

Looking foward to the Brandt+Reus power friendship.

Looking forward to the Günni + Götze power friendship

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redpill me on hundes

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it's gonna be based

Reus, Brandt, Sancho, Hazard will dominate the Bundesliga so hard that Havertz changes his mind and joins Dortmund as well.

schwatzgelb.de/artikel/2019/auffe-ohren/auffe-ohren-57-die-auffe-ohren-awards

more than Sane and Obama, little less than de Bruyne
not the worst bundes steal recently

> Schürrle coming back feels like a new transfer ;-)

>he doesn't know explosivität is an actual term used in sports

hail

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but Jovic is better than Sahne and has a much higher potential than Aubameyang

both should have been more expensive in hindsight
>rookie of the year and starter in the most dominant team England has ever seen
>golden boot at Arse Anal

>higher potential
Aubameyang is consistently among the top scorers in the league he plays.

Nationalspieler Marco Reus (Foto) vom deutschen Vize-Meister Borussia Dortmund ist von seinen Profikollegen zum VDV-Spieler der Saison 2018/19 gewählt worden. Nach Angaben der Spielergewerkschaft vom Dienstag erhielt der Offensivspieler 31,4 Prozent der Stimmen.

BASED

so is Jovic and he's just 21. and Jovic played with a bunch of shitters.

muss heben gehen aller

Bas Dost to Schalke?

but jovic only had one great scoring season. can't exactly call that consistent.

Hello where are the transfrs?

Woof.

Greens and Lefties got about that, so spot on

this guy gets it

Just open the fucking windows for Durchzug, you mong.

any update on the Max Meyer to Dortmund situation?

>durchzug bei 32 grad

works for maybe 30 mins

turtle: BVB
rabbit: transfer window

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you're an absolute fucking idiot
hope you suffocate

t. Jörg K.

got my fan from last year >:-)

I don't have fans, I only have haters

Now time for Butterbrötchen mit Fleischsalat belegt

>let warmer air in
one more word and I will burn down your cuckshed to the ground

hello fellow aryans

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yes yes
>Samassekou to Boszkusen
Austria user rates him IIRC

yes yes

imagine being Thomas Müller
imagine being Schürrle tier and earning 13m at Buyern for scoring against relegation fodder sometimes
at least Schürrle has won us the world cup

for me explosivität means speed or am i wrong? and this is the last thing that makes jovic good.

still better than Hammus

Based

'no'

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imagine watching the godzilla 2 trailer and saying "wow i must watch this". i cringed hard i tell you what.

you go fuck yourself, klickschlampesker vollpfostenfuckboi

>hundes
best edition tßh

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imagine the Gestank

imagine watching move trailers

shareholder here. Schürrle is a fucking hack. Müller at least somtimes delivers.
Also he got us five goals that WC

it was an ad on tv m8

but it has 6.9 on imdb, it must be alright for godzilla fans

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herrjemine it's really him

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>Also he got us five goals that WC
group stages lmao
we all know that Schürrle keyed it against both Algeria and Argentina

yeah lmao and these are the same kind of people who call stuff like running man "mindless".
based

you deserve another one

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>imagine looking down on group stage goals after WC 2018

goal against USA was important though. Also 4:0 win gave a nice headstart. its not like "lmao groupstage, whatever, we are through" as last WC has shown.

didnt read anything about that yet, last news was that Leverkusen, Hoffenheim, Marseille and other similar clubs were interested, but he could also stay to play CL next season with Salzburg. But yet, he is a very decent central midfielder, very good defensively and plays good opening passes. Certainly an upgrade to Baumgartlinger or whoever would play that position

a bottle of wine a day keeps the health away

since I start my day with a glass of luke war mwater and a slice of ginger, I quite regularly have two shits a day. Also eat somewhat more healthy

a bottle of vodka a day makes you hundred years old, fact.

is that a sentence where "since" could mean "since the time" and "because"?

The Chinese drink hot water.

shut up Thomas you're trash

back in Germany already André?
Maybe you even become a Fenebace starter

>getting rid of 3 ngubu’s in one day
Based

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>Owusu
>Mvibudulu
BACK
TO
AFRICA

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they are making space for the Aue DNA

I’m here now. Going to eat some food and then go through the thread to see if there are any posts of interest.

Are you going to watch the wundes world cup?

Only if /bundes/ makes an event out of it

All these aliens stories.., they’re here aren’t they

I feel like one most of the time

Yes you need to smoke some DMT or LSD to get your mind aligned with your self.

Holiday tomorrow plus parliamentary election. Meanwhile the /bundes/ is dead.
Oh well, I guess it’s time for bed anyway.

I hope you vote green

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Pretty sure I will vote for Det Radikale Venstre who can be anything to everyone, including green to some.

Lasogga is going to Al-Ahli in Qatar. #wahreliebe

>voting for radicals

Talk about warm summers. I hope he remembers to negotiate for an air conditioner as part of his deal.

I'm filing a report to Danish authorities as I'm typing this.

Radical left no less

I only have one joint left so I don’t think they can arrest me

Sorry I mis-clicked. Here is your You

Work has offered me to go to a scrum course for free

Have any of you basedbois been to this shit?

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scrum = glorified msn

jz noch 1 mobi

heh

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