/cric/ket World Cup 2019

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rain

just did a stinker of a fart

bowel has been in an absolute state today

didn't really like the new john wick movie lads

Seth Efrica to make a comeback against India tomorrow

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free money still up for grabs. might get enough for a supersize

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won't even bother watching it after the state of the second one
first was good because it didn't try to be anything big

did he kill another 300 men

Inshallah, brother

I'll still watch it for Keanu Reeves

what a horrible start to the world cup

reckon this will be shitter than 2007

Maybe

We stand no chance against the mighty Poos

hasnt been any big clashes yet
eng v sa and eng v pak have been the biggest

2011>2015>2007

>seth efrica dead
>england exposed
>windies dominating
how could you not love it

>tfw I didn't watch cricket in 2007

tl;dr on that WC?

Why didn't you watch the game last night?

THIS is the matchup

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This is the post

I did, only good game and we're days in

boring games Ireland aside, shit crowds, Pakistan and India eliminated early, Bob Woolmer murdered

So im supposed to believe all these guys were refugees who learned to play cricket in Pakistan?

Just watch Pakistan and South Africa in playoffs for maximum fuck ups

>arm ball
uhhhh, aren't they all bowled with the arm?

nice bit of drift

You can also bowl underarm

>playoffs
meaning semis?
neither will be in the semis mate

sebbo tier

Pakistan can

bet you a beer they don't

SEETHING tier

still using the arm though, genious.

Deal. But you need to retrieve it in Chch

why would I be seething

won't need to.

starting to feel as if afghanistan might be beginning to acknowledged the dire and pressing need for a wicket here

kek

because you have no gf and live at your mums lol

The guitarlad is back

Late wicket

GOTTEM

The Nabi show has commenced

Now this right here is the post

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because of your notorious lack of sex throughout your entire life

all falling apart for Sri Lanka

zinger stacker off the cards

absolute madlad

>first tackle of the game
>shatters shoulder into a million pieces

hmm

all me

big fan of the feeling of taking my socks off in bed

business idea: a full over of free hits

Bender

Afghan man laughing at the Australian peasant digging through the KFC bins

do overthrows count towards the bowlers total?

here is a free hit m8
*heems you*

cringe and sebbopilled

BASED Pommie Mbangwa lads

Simply couldn't bowl in school cricket, don't know how people can contorted their arms like that or maybe I'm just stiff as a board

Merked people left and right as a fielder though

gotta brush your ear with your bowling arm lad

Cricket has been always for the weirdos. School chads play rugby

I was so fucking shit at cricket at school lol

>not playing both

t.Usman Khawaja

footy got banned at school because of tackling lmao, had to play wogball at lunch

Cricket in the summer, rugby in the winter.

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Remember a cheeky 3/8 off 4 at inter school t20
But then i was playing club cricket and went for 33 off the second over defending 60 and never played again

glad he smacked that free ball

wogball is the GOAT kiddie game. Im just surprised yuros dont evolve to real sports after growing up

Am I supposed to believe Ireland or ZimZam wouldnt have done a better jobs than these durkadurkas?

Reckon Afghans are on the take, lads

LMAO

tell me about Gulbadin Naib

Had a mentalist Welsh ex-SAS man as our games teacher. Contact rugby was briefly stopped because some kid broke his neck, so he made everyone jump in a puddle of mud over and over again in winter as some kind of revenge

Ahh yes, the Flintstones

why do hotels put fucking cucumbers in the water tanks baka

Ahh yes, the Finasterones

Ahh yes, the KFC ad song

To scare the cats away

Sickens me to the core that i will never be a bogan during the mining boom buying 4 plasma TVs

So you can shove something up your arse while you hydrate

Cucumbers today potatoes tomorrow, driving this bastard up the wall

My elite and secret methodology predicts 417

lolwut

Linear regression model says 327

how is afghanistan doin lads? my uncle watches it fervently now so I might decide to start following this sport

GET (clap clap) SOME (clap clap) FUCKING (clap clap) WICKETS (clap clap)

rambo on

I wouldnt mind, I woudnt taste the potatoes at all

doing quite shit lad

are you an afghan?

At this point might as well root for as big a score as possible so at least it's somewhat memorable

They're doing well. Also, PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG DUTCHMAN

they arent england m8

PLEASE watch our sport

also the dutch have a great ODI uniform

Based

they are being utterly humiliated in the only game they had a somewhat realistic chance of fighting for a win

CASTLED

not doing well*

afghanistan are doing kind of meh but theyre a resilient team
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

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Hmm

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>(me)

don't think Sri Lanka will be happy with this over

think we might have a game on our hands now

AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

TAKBIR!!!!!!!!!!!

POOOLAPSE

heres that fabled sri lankan batting we've been waiting for

holy shit

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
SHIT LANKA GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Is Angelo Matthews related to Angela Merkel?

Reminder this format of WC is superior to 2015 and 11

indeed
thinking about buying him a rashid khan jersey for his birthday

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reckon they should try to get 3 wickets next over as well

He's not even bowling well, how the fuck did that get three wickets?

Objectively correct.

Can't believe how many incels hate the round robin format.

Get him a Nabi jersey instead. The guy just took 3 wickets in an over.

You brought them good luck dear shitskin. Now they are arguably on top

Incorrect and mistaken

who /worriedabouttheir$8/ here

aged pretty quickly this one

>brown people in white countries
Its a no from me

90% of all wickets are sheer luck, are you new at this son?

RAMBO

R A M B O
A
M
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WICKET LADS

pretty pleased to be proven wrong m8

WHOLE SHIT THIS IS A FULL ON POOLAPSE

jesus christ

R A M B O

Wonder if Australians will evolve to have dark skin

Not even an upset if Afghans win

HOLY FUCK LADS ITS HAPPENING

Australians were niggies who got BLEACHED

cant help but root for the afghan bros

these afghani fucks are messing with the office pool

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AFGHAN GENERATION

I dont think there is a single poster here not rooting for them

on the one hand I want afghanistan to win
on the other I want $8

>working in an office
Grim

>being this much of a poorfag

having a fat wicket keeper sealed the deal for me

And here I was ready to go to sleep lads

>not taking Afghans in play at 4s
Imagine

how much u gonna win lad?

Hope the Darwin shooter took out a few coons tbqh

my theory is only bet an amount where you can still appreciate an impressive upset
which is playing out exactly

Have some respect for the boxing heavyweight champion

The mighty Tamil empire is crumbling

gonna guide racism to third man lads

$750 if it comes in

but no one in Australia can get a gun friendo

>making $26k a year

Not too bad desu. At least I'm tied for first right now

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(You) ----->

t. soon to have more draconian gun laws

Tipping the Tamil Tiger separatists to make an appearance

hope ya get it mate

t. Dirrum Marumbagi

>sreeeeeee lanka

>freshcunt from aus/pol/
cringe

If that name keeps popping up automatically I'm jumping off a building

is there any player more clutch than perera

kek based

>Not posting on /pol/

How does it feel not liking fun?

POOERA

t. Bira Nigluru

Hello casual, I'm not a 12 year old

oops

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How can a professional cricketer can be run out in this time and age lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy shit this collapse

>K Perera
based
>T Perera
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

400+ looking less likely lads

I stop watching for half an hour

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its like wrestling, after the age of 15 you realise how retarded it is

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Business idea: Run out wickets should count for two

Nows the time to bet it all on the lankans lads

obviously not the shit perera cazzie

The absolute state of Sri Lankan cricket

what the FUCK was he thinking?

>5-15
Grim lanka

Don't worry mate they're plenty of games and memes left to be had

Cringe and sexlesspilled

Based post

i was joking

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$2.87
free money

He was very rude, I got your back homie

Why aren't there Jewish quotas in the US in universities, politics and the media like in South African cricket given they are vastly over-represented?

the wicketkeeper is fatter than my dad

Shazard is a loose cannon

spoiler alert: the wickertkeeper cuked your dad lmao

STATE of this blowin

Gambler's hell

atleast u have a dad. i am a poor orphan

>21 wides

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rip sri lanka

>tf didn't bet Afghanistan when they were $3 then SL when they were $3 for LITERAL free money

Dont talk to my friend like that ever again, do you understand?

think I am the shortest person here
155 cms

Business idea: become a professional sports trader

When are you starting HRT?

Bruh
R u an girl?

I reckon I have the smallest dick in here

LMAO
M
A
O

Why would I do that? I am happy with my life.

thanks mate, its ok, i'll just watch the game in silence

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Why havent you killed yourself yet? youre a disgrace to your family, your nation and your race

>You brought them good luck
haha yeah good to see
>dear shitskin

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need a stream lads

want to see that taliban fury

Hot take: I am taller than you, but more of a midget because im way below my nation average than you

/r/insectenthusiasts

The peewee accent is literally just the Australian accent with a speech impediment

I have decided to get liposuction

I am fat but what bothers me most is my fat ass. like abnormally fat. so embarassing fat that I never tuck my shirt in which makes me look like an idiot at the office.

...

Nothing personal buddy but your skin does literally has the same colour of shit

nigga, if youre gonna spoonfeed at least do it properly:

reddit.com/user/ChirpingBot/

wrong general hans

formerly /r/china

Apparently there is a mass shooting in australia and he shot some random people.
I thought you australians knew where to target subhumans.

surgery cant help your sheer lack of willpower. You will lose your money fatso

Lad

People must point towards you and call you a edgy highschooler who doesn't tuck in his shirt

Dont let them get to you buddy, if you quiet down, the internet bullies win

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Dream of a team of rashid khans

>Nothing personal buddy but your skin does literally has the same colour of shit

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BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO

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/pol/ needs to be nuked

BANG

Based

cringe

Imagine being Dermot

bad post

If you arent watching this with your uncle youre missing out on valuable bonding time.

another rude Australian post. When will this end?

my lack of willpower doesn't change the fact that my ass is fat even when I was skinny. I am just getting my ass done.

it's worse. due to my insecurity I act like an retarded autists so know I only ge tthe easy shitty tasks. career? pff forget about it.

scuse me lads but I am in need of the post

this is the most open tournament ever

I did it for the (you)s and you all fell for it

we aren't on the same continent sadly, he is in the UAE atm

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>pro /pol/
>dermot
>pozz gaynolds
the absolute STATE

pls gib job in europe

Based

move here you will blend in with the natives

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/pol/shits on the ropes

Didn't realise i was fat until it was too late because i must have had mental shit where i thought i was a fat cunt but looking back i was fine.
Just knowing that ive stopped putting on weight. But once you're fat if you eat normal you just stay fat.
Then just drinking fairly normally a couple some weekedays socially and getting drunk once a week and its 1200 calories a day maximum to make any progress at all.

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>Afghanistan's brave Rashid Khan has taken zero (0) wickets

/pol/chads have anti/pol/shitters on the ropes

Hmm

good post

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this post aged poorly

Very cool post

Best part is that is true lmao

really activates my almonds

Bit going on here

RASHID RASHID RASHID

Lad

feel like this happens to me a lot

200 IQ post

Malinga is a big guy

got egg on my face lads

>this nigga is afghan
wtf
im moving to singapore soon myself bhai

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t. watching late streams

*gets saved by rain*

why don't Sri Lanka just play a full 50 overs

They haven't really improved on the Oreo, have they?

BRAVE BUDDHA SAVES HIS CHILDREN AGAINST THE ALLAH PIGS

what's your education?

My pond’s looking a bit low lads

Fucking england

This

>english summers

nah I genuinely posted that right before that wicket

cricket in Wales

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good thing theres so much fucking rain in england

Will rain save Sri Lanka?

why do poos always ask this? you know you are less educated than anyone here from a western country, even if u studied in London prakesh

I just want a GF bros

corporate law brotha

so let's assume they don't have the time to finish the game.
Around what time do they call the game off?
7pm, 8pm?

I've seen tennis in the summer go up until 9.30pm.

mine

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William Rain is a heavy equipment operator at Edmonton, Alberta, mate

spongeboy me bob i have spent the last 128 hours making the post on /cric/ and i'm going to die of sleep depravation in five minutes argargargargargargargarg

haha virgin

what does sex smell like?

Calm down mate.

to be fair, he is asking a fellow subhuman

Whatever you say fatass subhuman paki.

Is there a feminine penis in the picture?

Might move to Auckland

Going to Coles Express, lads, anyone want anything?

Are you NOT in Akl atm?

What do they do if a match is totally rained out? set a rematch?

Red rock deli chips please

No

Ill have one GF please

Faceberg admin u here mate?

Business idea: roofs

Here, where's Ryan from Townsville?

Anyone have any updates on the weather? How long til the rain stops?

penny................

Didn't mean to quote lel

Just read the latest Asterix book and was pleasantly surprised

Saffers throwing the towel in
>Bowler Dale Steyn has been ruled out of the rest of the tournament

do NOT let aus/pol/ see this

>lel
haha comedy gold

horrible news if that had happened 10 years ago

Haha thanks mate :)

they said the forecast was grim

Rains blown over here in central London

Penny for your thoughts

Why would you have a cricket world cup in the UK? it's due to rain every day this week.

if you started eating yourself would get smaller or bigger

pepsi max can update: had five sips now.

lots of rain

lots of pain

this game should have been in tauton in the 8k ground not cardiff

lots of disdain

smaller of course. dumb question

>In 2003 Kenya got to the Semi Finals of the World Cup

WTF happened to them?

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Looks like they got annihilated

they still GOT THERE though

Grim

so after all the indian food discussions yesterday
what do you lads think about english food?

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I bet they realized the only way England can win the world cup is with enough rain to let the big hitting batsmen wallop their way through a DLS

nice pair of titties but those nails are horrid

Good choice, they were on special.
Hope you like sweet chilli and sour cream.

Rain literally ended Australia's Champions Trophy run back in 2017

Check that WC, was a combination of wins by WO, other teams choking and advancing via NRR. Still impressive regardless

This makes me sad

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Not even going to hover over it

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DONT GIVE HIM YOUS LADS

weather report looking quite bad

this was a great world cup
nice theme music as well

Shan't be responding to that low IQ crossposter

slav tier hair

Not even food. I couldn't live on it.

Hnnnnnngggg

rain delay banger lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U

youtube.com/watch?v=uGd0wFgZqKI

Go to sleep

RAIN GO AWAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

underrated post

>tfw Sound of White Noise is my favourite album

Really glad I didn't pre-order Imperator: Rome tbqph

;_;

who thought it was a good idea to host the world cup in the most depressing country in the world?

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Losing my mind

she is so pretty it hurts

i think englel got the hosting cause of the scrapped test championship supposed to happen in englel

god I want her to order me to suck cock

let me know when the cricket is back on yeah

think we're done for the day desu

Why are there no Sri lankans posting here

It's morning in Canada now

Thoughts on cricket?

Hey Peter. You got something for me?

High IQ sport

based sport

AS A INDIAN I THINK THIS CRICKET MATCH BETWEEN THE PREVIOUS PART OF INDIAN CONSTITUENT, AFGANISTAAN AND SRI LANKA SEPRATE FROM INDIAN CONSTITUENT IN 1876 AND 1948. BUT KNOW BOTH PLAY AGAINST #AFGvSL

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STFU PAJEET! WE WERE NEVER A PART OF YOUR POOLAND. POOPI POOP POO FUCK OFF!

a sport is objectively shit if you can't play it in a bit of rain

Love world cup tweets

cricket??? based!! yaaaaay

zzzzz

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

oh n no no hoc btfo

based modi bot

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Cricket confirmed for Brazil's new national sport

oh n no no hoc btfo

Yeah, I'm thinking this is based

Vai se fuder filho de macaco

Ramp shots in Rio

BIG DIC /CRIC/
SMALL COC /HOC/

this is based

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based monkey

just dropped a world-ending truthbomb on /hoc/
they actually called /cr*c/ their bitch
they NEVER called /cric/ their bitch
they're absolutely NOT handling it well

Based baboon

This is the post

fellas i miss cricket

We're back up and running lads

Based Afghanistan bringing it home

will afghanistan have duckworth-lewis or have they got the time

for me, it's the tyrant Dong Zhuo

187 to win

Reminder that the Brazilian has never made a bad post and Plebby B has never made a good one

for me it's my dong in your mum's gash

9 innings fewer than sri lanka got (if they weren't bowled out) and only 15 runs shaved off. Is this fair? Doesn't seem like it but I don't watch cricket much

life is not fair m8

innings

overs i mean obviously

youtube.com/watch?v=nGbCRCzdQag

is the T20 World Cup using this retarded format too?

please give your suggestions to improve the format

Why is Malinga's action allowed

let ireland play

Nope

multiple small groups, more teams. The last T20 World Cup was way more exciting as there was far more to lose from a defeat

lol how fat are those openers

CAM ON AFGHANS SCOR SAM FAKIN RANS

THWACKED THE FUCK OUT

With a dogshit RR, it seems fair

This

lol how did he play that 4? His hand just flew off How are Sri Lanka losing this? It's like an entire team of Meme Shit.

Interesting game plan

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think it's OVER for pee wanka

who's the tallest asian bowler at the world cup?

Business idea: rebrand as Ceylon after this embarrassing display

>RR almost 9

you now remember Mohammad Irfan

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Did fatguts really dox himself again? kek

Bowling """""attack"""""

Those are some Steve Smith leaves there

Now that's what I call an Irfan View.

which locker room smells the worst? sri lankan or afghani?

Went on holiday to Sri Lanka and never met a bigger load of unwarranted boasters in my life. They were obsessed with saying they drink more tea than brits (they don't) and that their tea is stronger (it isn't), plus 2 people thought they were in the southern hemisphere

the ABSOLUTE state of sri lanka

oh nononono

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For me it's letting those sorts of people have their boasts. They've clearly got a lot fucking wrong in their lives and societies, and if it makes them feel better I say be the better man and let them think it.

DROPPED

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is cric the most diverse and tolerant board on Yea Forums?

NOT DROPPED THIS TIME
AFGHAN COLLAPSE I N B O U N D

everyone makes a big deal about ceylon tea but it tastes worse than just generic black tea to me

And the most friendliest

For me it's calling it red tea.

Noooo

/cric/ makes the post more than any other general

POOFGAYNISTAN BTFO

cric is not a board m8

really filling up my room with ass gas m8s

To me it just seems like 70% aussie

FUCKING BASED

should be a board though

phwoaar tits bouncing

imagine being two minutes behind
i could LITERALLY spoil it for indians and the pookay

opinions on pic related?

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dubs and i get afghan kebab for lunch

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predicting this ball to be blocked and almost carrying to udana but he can't make the catch

nope, none

Get it anyway fatass

This is the post

post kebobs

So true

If Afg wins this will be the first time they defeat one of the main test nations in an ICC tourney isn't it?

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Business idea: Cymru cricket team

they don't play cricket in wales

eid mubarak to my frens

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Do Americans even have Afghan stuff, its essentially impossible to find even in London, lot of the places saying they sell it are run by Pakistanis

if I wanted to watch wales play cricket i'd watch our women's team

There are some kebab places in NYC. I know a good Afghan restaurant in NJ too.

>what is Glamorgan CCC

They should

yep, i live in NYC though so we have a couple of actual afghan communities.
The rest of america probably not

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BASED Dermot

you can't make a national cricket team off one club that don't even have enough Welshmen to form a team

oh FUCK

>stream crashes seconds before the wicket
every fucking time

I thought it only happened to me

it's more professional cricket infrastructure than the likes of Ireland and Scotland have. Also looking at their current squad, 12 of their players are Welsh. Given England don't seem to ever select Welshmen anymore I don't see why they shouldn't have their own team

the afghanistam team is actually full of afghans and not south asians. they acquired test status within a span of 20 years. this proves what a joke cricket is.

>Start watching stream
>Team I'm going for starts doing shit
Every fucking time.

>earn test status
>joke

how did they get so good in such a short period?

Nice, get one of the those tasty massive vertical bread things for me lads

predicting a wicket by pradeep next

Business idea: Plaid Cumpoo make a Welsh national cricket team their top priority

Ireland has better cricket infrastructure than Wales

need to breed that crop to Lankan QT

FUCKED IT

Whats the problem there? It takes time to build a sport dude and it's actually good to see natives play for their country instead do Indian or Carribean expats like USA/Canada.

is NYC really the greatest city on earth?

why is kfc so popular in oceania

Nah. Unless you're really into museums and modern degenerate art.

KFC should really be discontinued over here, genuinely dire

HOW did he know?

Is there a country in which KFC exists where KFC isn't popular? It's popular in India and UAE too.

Lots of T20 exposure. They can't play defensive shots though.

lol that went past his balls

Because we have hot and spicy chicken here

Original is fucking grim

Gravys nice

big fan of stacked zinger

I like NYC.

Now I'm feeling peckish

I don't know how it is in other parts of the country but its become horrendous near me. Quality of the food's way worse than it was and the staff seem to be mentally handicapped. McD's is unironically way better now

>50/3
this...this could be close

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W H Y ?
H
Y
?

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I like it too. But I don't see how it's the greatest city on the planet. If you're consumerism then London, Dubai, Tokyo all level NYC.

>tfw on Kayo
went back to see her face just because she hid it lol

who invited the ninja?

BURKA NIGGER BTFO

Reminder Afghans tailenders bat better than their top order. I'm still calling this Afghans game.

NEED to breed that Lankan QT in the white top

Fun Fact, Afghan is a nationality.
The majority of Afghans are Pashtuns who also live in their millions in Pakistan.
Afghan food is just Pashtun food most of the time, so it doesnt matter if the restaurants are run by Pakis

Post screencap

If Afghanistan wins this, does that make Sri Lelka the shittiest team in the tournament?

the problem is that it shouldn't be so easy to compete at the world cup with countries with an established cricket tradition

Afghanistan will beat every team except for Australia and India tbf

how did Yea Forums react when Englel lost yesterday? I went to bed

Not looking too good lad

>afghan batting

What's the best city in the US?

like 200 posts laughing at them

fuck off we're full

based

Interesting, I was a bit confused why a place is that styled itself as Afghani said that they served peshwari stuff on the menu, good fact

Insightful stuff

Unironically Chicago.

t. brown diaspora

Tons of shitposts. It was pretty funny

went to NYC in 2008, I liked it iirc

predicting BOWLED next

detroit

FUCK
FUCK sake this is looking grim now lads

this man is a FRAUD and a CHEATER

LMAO

Never been to IL :[

Reckon they might be all out before someone makes a new thread lads

SL might actually win this... although Afghans do bat deep

wheres that faggot that bet on sri lanka to win

they're not expected to get anywhere. There's a few wild card teams like that every time

Zinger tower meal is but a distant dream to him now

He's going to wake up tomorrow seeing that he's $8 richer and be so stoked.

informative post
this is why I visit /cric/

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Nice to see the new line of Connor androids enjoy a bit of cricket

Eid Mubarak friend

he cute

KEK

wtf afghanistan is white?

Yeah mate

you walk into a bar and this guy slaps your gf's ass, what do?

They have loads of gingers no joke

Food's good. Strong tradition of meat and beer in the diet. In many ways it's like Texas but colder, fewer Mexicans, and more liberal. Gangs and violence are a problem but it's confined to areas where you can tell you shouldn't be if you don't live there. Massive urban/rural divide. Rural Illinois is comfy if a bit boring.

forgive him because girls dress up as boys in afghanistan so he probably got confused

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you now remember M.I.A.

Probably Soviet invasion babies kek

>the Afghan Matt Smith

MONGOLED

the absolute state of burger education

Might make a trip in few years time. Haven't seen much of the New England region either.

ALL I WANNA DO IS
PSSH PSSH PSSH PSSH

>fielding

watching the tennis

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>Maslinga

bill burr is the greatest living comedian alive

looks like Katie Price

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he's a pussywhipped cuck

Afghanistan fans seem so jovial. Heart-warming stuff desu.

can I hear a yank ewwww

course they are
its eid

isa guha's voice

you should go Arizona i’s a real cultural hub

fappable desu

They always are.

I've been there too.

Ramboooooo

It's quite nice I hear.

Could listen to her all day

ooooooooooooFERNANDOOOOoooOOOooOOOO

Reckon we need a new thread lads

most taco bells per square mile
there’s also some serious big chungus’s in the area famous for consuming awe inspiring amounts of it

Sounds like Tucson

think that’s the one

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time for a new thread methinks

this
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

who is going to win

82 runs from 114 balls?
I'd say the Afghans tbqhwyl

The Afghans are playing smart

NEW

Afghans