/hoc/

kakko would /heem/ these twinks

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Don needs to lose some fucking weight

Kakko is the next Puljujarvi

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>tfw no twink hughes gf (male)

36 Chambers##rufflesalldressed

He is also the last player in the NHL to play without a helmet and a 1994 New York Rangers Cup Winning Legend

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Is this the thread?

ayy lmao

>refuses to be measured at the combine

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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What do they do with pulju going forward?

Trade him to the rags

she almost looks like a passable human in this one

oh man I hope I have a nice shock of white hair like that when im older but probably just gonna be bald and fat and ugly

tippett is already working on unlocking him

Cut that bitch nigga

Going to kitties to assemble the Finnish voltron of Laine/Barkov/Bulju

Let Seattle take him in the expansion draft.

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Play him for 1 more year then trade him for a third round pick

Laine/kakko/pulju desu

ayy lmao

Praying the devils dont take kakko desu

Bad night but oh well. Bruins in 6

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Yes I imagine pussy is alien 2 u

isn't he an rfa this year? probably a one year prove it contract at 800,000$ and then he fucks off to europe/russia next season

Far right is the most normal looking one, 2nd being far left looking like a future bond villain.

Bruins look done. Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

im imagining some type of pod-type situation with this thing

flames nucks alumni when

just 'bated

I dont think Todd Bertuzzi is legally allowed

just to clarify i'm not saying that i wouldn't fuck an ayy lmao

Is chara good? That puck to the face looks gnarly

>Far right is the most normal

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This is fucking gay. Laine thread NOW!

2012 draft again

>Bruins look done.
No they dont

why do all young people suddenly look gay

2012 draft at least had wilson and hertl

yah huh

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bruins are finished

Oh, fuck no. I'm talkin' more of an '89 - '94 alumni with Lan E and the Russian Rocket and what not.

Same shit different toilet

>misses all your punches
>teleports behind you while you're sideways for no reason on the boards with your head below your waist
*nothing person, kid*

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hey user this post is based

Blues should've never fired Yeo, desu

Boston is trannies haha

the golden knights would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Mighty ducks would booty blast both these shit teams

pulju, lias andersson and kakko elite line when

just brapd

*falls down in your general vicinity*

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Fuck vegas and fuck james

THE minnesota wild

Who?

they filmed an episode of girls gone wild in minnesota?

do you think chara could beat an gorilla in a fight

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Hell no

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Haha. Just a kooky brianed jets fan. Think jets still win Stanley cup

blues are about to have sex while canucks and sabres remain incels

Based

business idea: finns all play on the same team

Believe it or not, this actually happened last month and they won.

could we really stop finland if they wanted to subjugate us all?

year of the birb

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Well, that's because it is cheating. Imagine if they had to play a team with all the Canadians

EXCELLENT post

watching raw lads

back to gaming

Im like halfway thru. I was promised a brock cash in instead he beat the hell out of seth rollins and told me to.tune in to the saudi show.

Retard shit.

Hmm yes..

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I remember asking what if the blues won game 4

still havent seen a single binnington apology letter yet

>assuming the E isn't just teasing it for ratings pops

Nah i read the spoilers and turned off. Trash as usual.

Bcuz you suddenly want to Fug em desu
>wew

look at these fucking twink crackers

they may materialize IF he wins the Cup

>being over the age of 12 and still watching wrestling

yikes

spoiled twinks who play babby hockey. Wouldn't last 2 mins in the NHL 20 years ago

>watching wrestling ever
big yikes

>D4: One Direction

so we are all in agreement blues are winning the series right?

he can't even beat kane LOL

next win is an important one

>kane
based

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Does the NHL celebrate LGBTQA+-*/ month?

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The team that wins the next game will have a definite advantage heading into game 6

Do female blue fans have sex when their team wins?

Once or twice a year each team has a rainbow night with fag jerseys during warmup and fag tape on sticks thst they auction off after

are there any known gay players?

For who?

Sean Avery

laine is a turbovirgin

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i heard wayne simmonds is a fag

No you faggot fucking nigger

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Are there any virgin NHL players?

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yes he is. he said vajayjays are nasty.

>10pm
>still plenty of light out
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>nigger month
>wahmen month
>tranny/faggot month

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mcmeme is a good boy

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unironicallly, pettersson

jack hughes for sure

>Patrik Stefan never recovered from this

youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U

All Finns are virgins as they reproduce by spores to ensure they don't have to be around each other to build the Finnish race.

got my first gray hair growing

The Blues are gonna fuck this up arent they

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the absolute state of the 2012 draft
>yakupov

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hertle, forsberg, galchenyuk, lindholm, wilson, shore, gustafsson are all fine players

nobody is above p/pg, and everyone in the top 5 busted aside from rielly. but even he took 5 years to get going

While he was kind of right

There has never been a good player named forsberg

>two tickets to the bruins game, please

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yakupov never had a chance the minute he joined the oilers

True.

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Who's going to end up overpaying Taylor Hall?

That can’t be real lmao

me

it should have been obvious he was going to be a bust from the start
>Yakupov first skated when he was four-years-old, but was more interested in soccer and the English Premier League club Chelsea than hockey.[38]

Debbies
Islels
Habs

there's dudes into freaky shit out there

>gf
>sperm
based and trannypilled

>an actual Dickgirl

imagine yo mom bein' yo dad

Game 5 is a must-win game for Bruins desu

sounds like there are 2 cats fighting outside

lads..... it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=RIsSJhvH2lo

Throw a boot at em

Do you live next to an Asian karaoke bar?

hockey

is gay

and that's a good thing

not as gay as currywack

bit racist mate

Go away.

Curry is pretty good tbqhwy

pre rph reminder that john tavares is overrated shit

also hughes is a bust

butter chicken poutine is the best poutine

Shut the fuck up sheep fucker.

Jacck Hughes mind you. Quinn is the superior Hughes.

yes, of course

Hayes is overrated

real specific hours

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

rph lads

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real Zealandia hours

I have a very important question for you lads.
When your taking a piss, do you just aim straight into the water or do you aim for the bowl

Remove that white pixel already.

I aim for the Canadians mouth

no.

>piss fetish
Even gayer than Trudeau.

Pulju has higher ceiling

>F*nland

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>user, you're coming over to my place on thursday for the game right?

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no im watching with my /hoc/ frens

John Tavares is a good hockey player and correctly rated

untrue

Overrated shit power rankings

1. tavares
2. subban
3. laine
POWER GAP
4. benn
5. matthews

Does the gorilla have a puck to throw

night buds

exact list

>does the gorilla have a puck to throw
no, but a certain Montreal GM did once upon a time

youtube.com/watch?v=iyQswGcQiN0

i hate the laffs as much as the next guy but matthews is pretty good

fuck summer tbqh

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can we all have a moment of >ragsposting?

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Light is even worse than the heat.

Kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=iCzz61uAPJ0

t. summer jäbä

Just want Finland to burn

I enjoy bright nights but it's impossible to sleep because of heat

sweden burns first

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Will Tippett take responsibility when Bulju headhunts Simmonds, Subban, and Byfuglien?

If only he wasn't as fragile as glass

>Byfuglien
How the hell did his family get "buff-lin" from that spelling?

i-i'm still hangin in t-there

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Buston Glassthews

dreaming about bulju

It uses french vocal sounds

thinking about hockey
and
thinking about finland

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i unironically forgot about bulju's existence

>Turku - Turku
LMAO

>Mikkeli - Kikkeli

:DDD

You lie.

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>fart lake
finland is based desu

Understand NEITHER of these references desu

But happy I could make Finland laugh

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>curve of the ass of a horse
nice to see that finns are so precise about the important things

youtube.com/watch?v=24pySkBn7gM

React to this video hoc.

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wot do lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=xCsOlPuBm3A

>people still care about a TV show "romance" between actors who aren't even dating irl

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But it's the most popular show on Netflix.

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>25 years

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I think you meant to say
>26 years

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so the refs have blatantly handed 2 finals games to a team and that's just accepted? fucking investigate this shit

Sean Avery is worse than a faggot. He's a heterosexual who's so cravenly cucked to GloboHomo and the grug-brained perception of who the "smart" people are that he adopts gay dress and mannerisms to conform.

In other words, Sean Avery is literally cucked by gays.

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welcome to garys world lad

cringe

For me it’s mr skeletal

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patrician taste

hockey is for semen slurping faggots, haha

Russianniggas be like - "hello I am Sergei Yakimov and this is my brother Semen"

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If they tanked, their lottery pick would have gone to Buffalo. The only choice was to win.

Why are cats so fun to harass ?

likely because you have autism you sadistic fuck

Either that or the fact that you're a mentally ill crisscrossing video game playing faggot gook

Very racist and sexist general. I won't let my kids post here anymore.

Your kids may turnout fags and marry niggerfags if you wont let them post. Think of their future.

>projects
>lets trannies live in his cranium with out any monetary compensation.

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makes me happy knowing the sharks will never ever win anything

Bourgeoisie swine

makes me happy knowing the gelded niggers will never ever win anything

BRING OUT THE ZAM-BONEY

what the canadian said, you are projecting your own phantasies onto them

makes me happy the dedmonton pant soilers will never ever win anything

you mean except for another first overall

makes me happy knowing the hongcouver cantpucks will never even win anything

makes me sad knowing the buffalo sabres will never ever win anything

me too friend :(

makes me not feel anything know connor mcdavid will never ever win anything

makes me elated knowing the florida panthers will one day win everything

corpses can feel elation?

trannies btfo

makes me feel excited knowing the quebec quebecois will never ever win anything

your mom sure did when I boned her last night la

you sir, are nasty

makes me happy knowing gary will one day destroy this league

>one day

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nobody is talking about them
everyone is happy they will never ever win anythinh

Who wins gaem 5

viewers like me and you

But I’m a Broons fan fren

so viewers like me then haha

Honestly I’m probably too nervous to enjoy these games anymore, enjoy the games

it’ll be fine lad, boston in 7 with a triple ot gwg by marchand

Thinking of starting an onlyfans page if any of my hocbros are interested in watching my amateur porn vids I’m making with my girlfriend
I think I’ll make them free until I get a couple thousand subscribers

no one wants to watch videos of you masturbating

it's over bruinsbros, i'm ceasing all pro-bruins shitposting. i no longer believe, i've watched too much bruins hockey to lie to myself any further

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FUCK I can't wait to see how badly the jest and >laffs "manage" all their free agents this summer.

seriously hope this series goes to 7. been a long 8 years since the last game 7 SCF

Man when cam atkinson scores 50 this season I will ask for an apology

what a terrible problem to have, too much talent on the roster
woe is winnipeg and toronto

hello /hoc/

-sincerely, yuma arizona

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Do you guys remember when the bluejackets were a team that players would die on? They used to never be able to draft well, now they have some of the best scouts in hockey, their talent evaluation has become the gold standard in the NHL, they have gotten some absolute steals, Oliver bjorkstrand, josh Anderson, Eric Robinson, Markus nuutivaara, cam Atkinson, Vladislav gavrikov just to name a few, they look to be the youngest team in the NHL this upcoming season, and with experience in those young guys like Dubois who Will only be 21 this upcoming season, this team will be good, not great, but they look to make the playoffs for the 4th straight season

i, for one, welcome our ted overlords

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I’d fuck them both

I hope so. I have some friends that like the bloos so at least they’ll be happy

i wanna fug tedette

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...

>linking your own post
yikes

Yes

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...

you now remember the stars

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Lads

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Yes.

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>best of 3
>blues have road ice advantage
Blues in 7 desu

god i was hoping she would pour that water down her shirt

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it says /cr*c/ and not /cric/ so you just made a nonexistent general your bitch
>the absolute STATE of /hoc/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

t. auss*e kangaroo fucker

BIG DIC CRIC
SMOL COC HOC

>canada can’t stop thinking about having sex with animals

yeah, i fantasize about sex with your mother constantly

she could probably use a good dicking if I'm being completely honest

how does it feel to get btfo by /cric/?

Wouldn't know since it's never happened.

Should probably call this general /icehoc/ to avoid confusion i reckon

based

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>it's a /cric/ tries to get our attention episode

Incredibly cringe.

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>little dic /cric/ seeking attention from big strong north american chads again

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this is a cute GILF. you have it with sound?

Yes it's really cringe but still a cute.

reddit.com/r/JennaFischer/comments/bumv51/idk_what_shes_talking_about_but_shes_so_gorgeous/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Well guess I'm a bruins fan now.

Why user?

her voice makes my dick diamonds

you just KNOW

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Who in their right mind could cheer for a y*nkee team... baka..

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God I wish I was a hockey player

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sharks should be in the final

The Finnish vein has been signed

What did he mean by this?

Veini vehvilainen has been signed by Columbus

>shorks

>finnish goaltending
When will they learn?

Finnish goaltending sure seems to be working for Boston

really? the series is tied 2 a piece

Yes, they are in the Stanley cup

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big brain post

makes me happy knowing that the san jose
>shorks
never have, and never will, win a stanley cup

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>just making it to the stanley cup counts as a win for >finnish goaltending
The cope is palpable

Did you know that only two teams make it to the Stanley cup? That must mean they are the two best teams in hockey

Reminder that the Finnish vein won the Gold in the world cup

C O P E
O
P
E

Cope? Is your team in the Stanley cup?
Oh wait it’s been 26 yeads

NHL19 is free for xbox gold members. Is it any good?

No

t. (you)

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Chel is pretty good, especially ones because it resets everyday and it’s fun
Otherwise it’s just a reskin of 2018 with new font

Now this is a based post

Only cup winning teams may respond to this post. Sharkletts BTFO

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>a sharks fan made this edit

Canadianniggas be like - "Hello, I am sterile, and these are my wife's children Khaleesi and Dovahkiin"

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Americanniggas be like - "Hello, my name is Jamal Quintavius Green, and-" *gets shot*

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>bragging about cups won before you were born
yikes

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Canadians be like-“HEY LOOK AT THAT DOG, LETS ALL FUCK IT”

bestiality is illegal in canada
justice.gc.ca/eng/csj-sjc/pl/baf-bca/index.html

Same to you canada

>tfw stuck being a canucks fan because of my leaf grandpa
Its not fair bros...

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>tfw blues winning last night was an early birthday present for today

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>tfw nobody who posts here has lived long enough to watch Canada win a cup

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My masculine and based team has won all five of their Cups in my lifetime

imagine living in a country where you can fuck a dog and stay out of jail

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I vividly remember the 1993 Montreal v Kongs series

/int/ leave.

>Montreal
>not french

will juolevi ever play in the bigs?

What happened to eeli tolvanen

some say hes still stuck in her orbit

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when asked to imagine the smell, i imagine her and the fish to smell the same

I have faith my dude

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are you the fat kid they keep showing during blues games?

Now that's what I call based.

Shockingly based

Thankfully not, just a lad rooting for the good guys and watching some good hockey

Doubt it, career KHL or liiga man with his injury record and lack of progress.

imagine having tranny porn saved to your phone
seems a tad gay, doesnt it

Typical Xheattle Dickgirls fans

now this is the kind of content that /hoc/ wants and needs

glad to see something still excites you gramps

i'm up

ill take things your dick never does for $1000, alex

have sex

save hex

water ofc, gotta make some piss rapids

The Ducks don’t have a head coach right now

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why are we still here? just to suffer?

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>needing a head coach before the offseason even begins
not having a brain right now doesnt seem to affect you

Looks like they are moving to Wisconsin

we could get a house

The Nordiques are about to form a dynasty, Gary. We can't let that happen. Move the team to the western United states so they can win cups and build the game there.

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me too, but not professionally

was roy's chimp out all part of their plan?

>86

not because of Rask

>86
>31

The main reason why quebec and Hartford moved was because of a shitty canadian dollar and failure to get a major TV network respectively. Hartford had to use NESN to get any broadcasting for their games, and in a market with a lot more Bruin fans. Nordiques and jets both got fucked over from a shit canadian dollar

Keep him in net Tremblay

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Hi my name is stavros and I am going to read through the entire thread and reply to each and every post individually even though no one cares what I have to say.

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Gauguin is an Artistic hack. It was all a ploy in order to bang naive Polynesian broads 24/7.

this is absolute bullshit
the canadian dollar was worth more in 1994 than it is today (compared against the USD)

the first season of the hurricanes didnt even have television coverage for all home games let alone the entire season, did that matter to karmanos? fuck no, he was happy to be losing money on all fronts after the relocation for some asinine reason

How barren is Saskatchewan that it does or doesn't warrant a team there? Thinking about which areas could use a team

>How barren is Saskatchewan that it does or doesn't warrant a team there?
the running joke is that if your dog ran away, you could still see it running the next day
>Thinking about which areas could use a team
the gta could easily support one, but you'll never get MLSE to condone it

Thinking of moving to leafland and really americaning up the place

you tried that in the past
youtube.com/watch?v=o7jlFZhprU4

I could do things like hand out hand guns and butter for halloween

I'm from BC one time my gf told me her aunt committed suicide by jumping in front if a car I burst out laughing thinking how long she had to stand there and how many hours beforehand the driver had to see her

*Her aunt in saskatchewan

>by jumping in front if a car
What a cunt

Another Toronto team? If there's gonna be another Atlantic team, it should be in Northern Quebec imo as Ontario has two teams already

Kek that's awful. Guess Saskatchewan isn't a good pick then huh

>it should be in Northern Quebec imo as Ontario has two teams already
by northern quebec im going to assume you mean quebec city

just put a team in fermont

its not just the crowd you have to consider, you have to consider the corporate sponsorship for gary too. a team in saskatchewan or quebec city isnt likely to get big, unique corporate sponsorship it will just be more bell/rogers/scotiabank garbage.

First of all, checked

Now, I'm not super learned about Canadian geography, but being the second biggest city in Quebec that sounds about right to me. If not, maybe somewhere in the maritime provinces like in Halifax or something. I'm only an American though so you tell me where it'd be better placed. I just like the idea of more Canadian teams

should be 6ix teams in toronto desu

half of the teams of the league should be in canada

You can have the sunbelt teams

canada should just become part of the usa

i'll send a fax to gary so he puts it in the script

>tfw free agency is just a few weeks away and the panarin sweepstakes
Who gets him lads?

>please daddy canada fuck my asshole raw

That would be a fun game to watch. Bure, Fleury, Linden, Mullen, Vernon, the Hunter brothers, etc

>sunbelt
>obsessed with degenerate behavior
Maybe hockey isn't for you

ok, but we get to wear the daddy pants

>snowbelt
>obsessed with sucking canada cock
When will canada annex these kid fucking minnesotans so we can be rid of their degeneracy?

Scrolling through this thread right now and it's terrible.

>it’s another /int/ shitflinging fest

just took a kaapo sized crappo lads

Friendly reminder that in the early days after the revolution the majority of Canadian citizens were Americans that went up there for cheap land and political autonomy so Canadians and Americans are eternal brothers no matter what /int/cels say and there's nothing you can do about it.

Swing and a miss, slumbelt retard.

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Haze Haze Haze Haze Haze
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>i-i'm not a mild fan I swear

>no hockey for 3 months

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AY How ya doin sp it’s bigtime Tommie and here’s my thought of the day. Believe in yourself and never let the hater keeps you down

what if we start a /hoc/ ministick season outta my basement

Coward cant even (you) properly.

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i think i still have my joe sakic flavoured ministick

i wonder who will get suspended from the winning team in game 5 extend this series even more

My distant relatives moved here from North Dakota in the 1800s lol

did you put a wicked curve on that bad boy?

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>name spelled "Roy"
>pronounced "wa"
what the fuck is wrong with the french?

no it's mint

If he was Brazilian it would be pronounced "Hoy"

...

would usa recognize and respect an independent quebec?

Still cant get the hang of it. I blame your shit sunbelt school system.

wish i had your restraint dealing with toys as a child

John Marston > Arthur Morgan

A united Canada is in USAs best interest so probably not at first

the restraint comes with OCD so don't feel too bad

i tried to play san andreas the other day and its total garbage caught up in nostalgia. the drawdistance/loaddistance is like less than 2 feet and you basically have to be standing right next to the object before it loads.

I dunno, I’ve been playing it a bit recently and I think it holds up pretty well.

my mum wouldn't buy me that game because the clerk at blockbuster described it to her as "a game where you run around and beat people with bats and stuff"
i still haven't forgotten, blockbuster kid. i will exact my revenge

Just follow the damn train CJ

san andreas is timeless but the steam version had the soundtrack gutted and i cant be fucked to try and get a fix for it

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I was adopted by family of wolfs
Fucked mama wolf. Best sex ever
>I miss mama wolf such a classy female. True story desu

believe it

which is really a further or different blunting of the R sound, not radically different from the french or german way

>my mum wouldn't buy me that game

hewly shit, I was just out of school when it came out. Only time I played it was when I returned from vacation, went to a net café and stayed there for 7 hours.

Just took a big Poopa Rask and now nothing is getting past my toilet.

>stayed up all night to play
>cancelled appointment to play some more
Good times.

>86

How cool is Bret Hull?

As cool as a skate in the crease

Post your reaction when Arizona Coyotes offer sheets Laine for 10 million

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Everyone knows laine is a bust

A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING MONITOR STAND

>be me
>watch a couple of sports including a lot nhl games
>music and stadium speaker blasting troughout the whole game
Can ameriniggers actually enjoy something without having loud music, explosions or special effects? Fucking hell after commercialisation, this need of overentertainment is the next thing that i noticed where the jews brainwashed you

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even his mom?

how mad is sam that everyone wants to leave injunpeg?

isheeple will pay whatever the cost for the next product

which is the best part of the imac pro, apple has carved a niche market which requires it product, and they are free to charge whatever they please

I'd love to butt fuck at least two of them naked on the beach or in a nice bathtub

*continuous chanting and clapping*

What a bunch of autists. Only one knows how to do a proper thumbs up

Hey guys, been in a coma since April. How are my Lightning doing?

Great

>tranpa gay lgbtning

not too bad, I hear Stamkos was only 4 over par the other day

Pretty strong run lad

Made by fans, not by jews who want to you to shut up and consume

>Mad at organ players

Just shut it up during the play like they do it in yurop

>like they do it in yurop
Why the fuck would anyone in north america want to be like europe

who the fuck thought "we need church organs here at this live sporting event?"

>organs are only from churches
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Do any forwards in hockey almost exclusively take slap shots? trying to figure out how retarded im being in this videogame im playing

that looks like a cathedral

Are you retarded? thats just a still frame some youtber picked. Do you not know who Bach is?

Because we can all learn from each other and in this matter our way is clearly superior. Keep the fucking organ, it's your style, but don't blast that shit and the stadium speaker during the whole game

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>our way is clearly superior
Wrong

>Wrong

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The irony

ahh i just forgot that back in the 1700s there were organs all over the place, not just inside churches or cathedrals.

Yes goy don't listen to adds just look at them all game instead

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Argh help me out here /hoc/. I have a song stuck in my head that I can't remember the name of. I think it's like a 90s one sang by a woman. It's very popular in remixes too.
The background song/beat sounds like a xylophone or triangle and the woman sings something like "hey-yea-hea-hey".

only apehoop allows music to be played while the game is in action. all the other sports only allow music to be blasted during the breaks.

ffs they look like nascar's. Well sponsored nascar's but still that's ridiculous.

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Samefag?
You'd be proving that brainlet meme to be true since by mixing up different issues and forgeting what I wrote 2 posts ago
>we can all learn from each other

>"I’ve heard some really interesting things about this whole situation. There is definitely a feeling this has gone off the rails. I still think there’s a chance that maybe Vancouver and him sort it out, but this is definitely more difficult than anybody expected it would be. And there are people convinced he will not be going back to Vancouver, but again, look, if he really wants to go back and they really want him there’s a path there. I hesitate to say 100 per cent yes or no, but there’s no question this has been a lot harder than everyone thought it would be. The issue is 1) Term, and 2) Expansion draft availability. They want him eligible for the expansion draft, he doesn’t want to be.”
elliotte friedman on alex edler

>we can learn from each other but Im totally right about the one thing I was bitching about.

I know you're all beaming with excitement waiting for an update on what the name of such an EPIC song could be. It was massive attack - unfinished symphony.

reminder that there is currently no favorite for the conn smythe yet

Bitch tell me how blasting the organ during play isn't annoying or distracting

>blasting
Its like you are dead set on being stupid

just took a rask in the conn smythe

Hockey is not for gays

What if they say no homo?

lie nay is really getting back into his fortnite routine

Fuck it
You're probably so used this that you don't even noticed it when is pointing it out
At least i'm aware of the ad plastered jerseys here

Have you been to an NHL game?

>Zdeno Chara has a broken jaw
>Zdeno Chara has a broken jaw
>Zdeno Chara has a broken jaw
>Zdeno Chara has a broken jaw

Welp.
Congrats St. Louis.

Have gay sex

only apehoop allows the arena to blast music while the play is in action

I think I'd rather be an incel desu

>implying chara wasn’t holding them back

>Jeremy Rutherford @jprutherford
>18m18 minutes ago
>A source familiar with the situation confirms to @TheAthleticNHL that Boston defenseman Zdeno Chara has a broken jaw. #stlblues @FlutoShinzawa @JoeyMacHockey

Nhl blasts misuc during play too

Good lad

So no you have not. You clearly don't know what you are talking about.

sensitivity to lights and sounds could be a sign of autism, fren. you may want to take a rmet test

best get workin on that there new thread boy

chara is old as fuck, can't skate, and can't even throw a hit. imagine thinking his absence matters

who will high five the boys on the bench now tho??

Half of the last bruins vs blues game was music blasting during through plays
And i've seen enough games, regular season and play off, to notice that this is normal in the nhl

the last time chara threw a hit the fucker fell instead of the guy he was hitting despite being 6'9

literally their primary PKiller and average the 2nd most minutes on the team behind McAvoy

Imagine being this wrong

so? he's still useless as fuck, he's a pylon in front of the net

>blasting
I don't think you know what this word means

lets go with the new thread already wtf

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