OFFICIAL BEER STYLE AS DEFINED BY BEER ADVOCATE POWER RANKINGS

1. Stout
2. Pilsner and Pale Lager
3. Porter
4. Dark Lager
5. Bock
6. Dark Ale
7. Brown Ale
8. Wild/Sour Ale
9. Wheat
10. Strong Ale

9001. IPA

No, Stout and Porter are not the same.

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your very generous in putting ipa in this list at all

>wheat beers

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Whisky > Beer

>Anything other than lager

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I'll start drinking whisky when I hit 50

Even the lowest among us deserve a call out every now and then

For me, it's wild/sour ale

Awful

Stouts are gross, give me a nice lager or IPA over one any day

I don't like alcohol. Should've made a cereal power ranking faggot

>California Steam Beer not listed
Y I K E S

this

>ipa
nice way to discard your opinion queer

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Unitonically what are the differences between each ones?

You can Google it my guy

smell and amount of orange juice added

I only drink miller lite tallboys

fucking nothing,
but these douche bags will say other wise
theres good beer and bad beer that's you need to figure out

>drinking the fermented jew

Imagine having an emotional reaction to the fact that some people know more about beer than you.

OP confirmed for not having tasted a decent IPA

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What did you post

wow that's the worst idea I have ever seen
absolute hipster trash

Beer for my horses, whiskey for my men

if I had to drink an IPA i'd go with pic related

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stout is shit but you generally got everything else right
u alright chap

>wheat that low
>dark lager not 1b
other than that good list

aye, and where have ye seen such horses and such men?

i drink a 30 pack of strohs light every saturday

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does anyone have the wojak edit of this?

And while I’m on the subject, Orange juice and apple juice are the same thing too. Anyone who will tell you otherwise is some rich fucking snob who probably drives a car. A simple guy like me, it’s all the same. And that’s the way I like it. People tell me all the that milk and wine are different. I tell those fancy big wigs to go take a hike. The fact that lemonade and coffee look, smell, and taste different is just details. At the end of the day they’re all just things that I pour in my big retarded mouth.

Imagine not having the pallet for IPA because they're too heavy lmao

I don't know anything about beer, but I tasted some IPA at my friends and it was disgusting

>wheat beer

I would put IPA below Indian Street Shit Water 2bh.

White beer, stouts and sour beers >>> all other hoppy shit. Hops taste like shit and there's no reason to add them to beer anymore

This, its just a bunch of incels who love shouting buzzwords to make themselves feel better. Literally never heard anyone in public disown ipas like this, these faggots dont actually drink.

This.

Stouts, wheat beers, sours and lagers are the best beers.

If you still think all IPAs are gross on the year of our Lord 2019, you have disqualified yourself from having a valid opinion on beer. They're not the best style, but there's no excuse to dislike them other than being a tastelet.

>sour that low
you got me to reply I guess

wine > beer
>you can't refute this

sounds like you surround yourself with retarded normies that drink IPA

Stout is just right, bourbon barrel stouts are based
Pilsner slightly too high
Strong ale too low
IPA should be higher than wheat beer
Sours are technically beer but personally I judge them differently. They're more like ciders tbqh fambly
How the fuck did you forget pale ales?

>americans talking about beer
cringinho

What beer is best the Klaus? For Krautbier I like schwarzbier, krystallweizen, Vienna lagers, und oktoberfestbier

beer is a cereal

IPA is good. You're just being contrarian fuckboys

>White beer that low
>Stouts

Today, more than ever:

THIS FLAG;
THIS TOPIC

Craft beers get way too much shit and praise for what they really are. It's just a generic beer but wahey its a slightly sweet or sometimes fruity at the end instead of bitter or sickly

Enjoy drinking the same 4 beers forever, Fritz.

Fucking this
Best thing I ever drank was a lager and lime at a genuine English pub

Beer is the ultimate soiboi drink. It makes you weak, fat, and slothful.

for me its

1. beer

Yeah you have shit taste, no need to be so proud of it

Guiness is bretty good when it's done right.
Brewdog do some pretty decent shit.
Same with magic rock although some concotions are questionable, but for me it's pic related

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>recognizing literal meme styles

This post reeks of butthurt. Did somebody hurt your feelings for acting like a snobby faggot or something?

Retarded take, kiwi

this

>all these incel bedroom drinkers hating on IPA

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America has the best beer in the world