/nrl/ Origin Eve Edition

Who is the player in the sex tape mentioned on the back page of the herald?

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Dead sport.

Dead thread.

Dead community.

Based

I want to see the video

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Based Wagie

Ben Hunt redemption game coming up.

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more like DCE redemption game

>nightshit

literally who

Give 1 good reason why this series won't have qld win game 1 and nsw game 2 to go to a decider

cuz qld is gonna win game one and then game two

WHO THE FUCK WAS PLAYER 21? OR WAS IT ALL A GEE UP?

fucking hate myself lads. I'm fat and despite playing video games 12 hours a day, I'm awful at them

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>game 2 in perth

Thats why

Been doing that one for a while. Why are rugby league memers so shit?

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based roosterman isn't in charge of the account, thats why m8

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What is /nrl/ reading? For me, it's Tom Jones.

The Alchemist, but I didn't enjoy it

Megan Barnard looking quite attractive right now lads.

>The Alchemist
based year 10 student

Cute but not as cute as my gf.

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Metaphysics of War.

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Why is Queenslands Jersey so awful lads? Who thought 2 different shades of maroon was a good idea?

>Wednesday night’s showpiece State of Origin clash at Suncorp Stadium is not a sell-out and is in danger of attracting one of the lowest series-opening crowds in Brisbane
And people have the gall to say that Pissbane should get a second NRL team

I pretended I was familiar with Voltaire to a girl so now I have to read Candide, or at least the Wikipedia page on it.

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Reminder that based Sydney could sell out games during the 8 year drought in a stadium almost twice as big

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HE'S ELITE
D
C
ELITE

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daaammmnnn, paul gallen looks like THIS!?

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bumping for link to sex tape

How about we respect the privacy of the players before the big day please

Hold Nikora or sell him?

Nikora is a keeper until the end

Not if he's on the bench when Graham returns

That would be Capewell

What's the reason for that? Sangster says Capewell will remain in the starting side with Nikora to the bench.

based sanga playing those mindgames

Can't decide whether Klokstadd > Turbo or Nikora > Turbo lads

Looks great until she smiles and her top lip disappears like she's Brandy Alexander

We all know what face Latrell makes during sex, until I see it I'm not believing.

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Who's the best league girl?

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Never trust Tom Sangster

t. seething non Haas owner

Lara>Tara>Megan>Vonnie>Jess

Who the fuck doesn't own Haas?

you don't

>sangster started with haas knowing he was banned til rd 4
>traded him out
>then traded him back in

LMAO

Once I bring in DCE and SJ as my backup halfback, my peem will be unbeatable. Sorry ladies, better luck next year.

If she hasn't read it either you can just wing it and veer the topic to better French lit as if the genre interests you rather than any particular author.

She's in the process of reading it.

>he doesn't already have DCELITE

nice

>tfw under the radar

Candide is like 50 pages, fucking read it, it's hilarious too. If you're desperate, I could give you a primer.

only freshies have vonnie anything other than first

I don't have the money to buy physical books and I don't like reading e-books.

Jess has the best tits of the lot she just hides them now she got married.

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Vonnie is a fat disgusting cow now. Lara Pitt and Megan Barnard are leagues ahead of the other 3.

I got my copy of Candide for about $5 off abebooks. I generally can't read pdfs either, but Candide is so short that if you can cop reading a long news article or something, you should be able to read it.

>vonnie

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Print the pdf

halo is about to be played

I don't hAave a printer and my library charges 20c a sheet.

Is Candide French for thrush?

>nrl girl gets popular
>every user in the thread acts like she was the best girl all along
>another girl comes along
>OMG BEST GIRL ____ WAS SHIT ALL ALONG
don't you faggots pretend like you don't remember /vonniegeneral/

It's French for "mmm, yum"

youtube.com/watch?v=Qi0H8Oitm-E

>my library
If only there was a way to get books on loan for free

>no molan

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we remember it you fucking retard. she's just fat and gross now and is no longer /ourgirl/. The age of vonnie is over. The time of Pitt has come.

best girl was always the little piggy emma freedman newcunt

kek

only based fox sports girls m8. no 9 trannies

mightyape.com.au/books?q=candide

What version are you supposed to get? Are they all translated the same?

Ruan
Cam Smith's wife
Vonnie

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They're not all translated the same, but I don't think a woman reading it for the first time would realise that, Candide is a pretty simple novella and it's easy to understand the message it's trying to communicate

just fucking threw up everywhere

So if I just get the cheapest one available, I should be right?

Yes

What's /nrl/s big brain taking points on Candide? Asking for a friend.

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>basedogs
>ninth

LOL

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For me, even after finding out the horrible truth about her, it's Megan.

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what horrible truth?

That she prefers other [spoiler]codes[/spoiler]

It's a novel that inveighs against Leibnizian optimism, it was written in the wake of the Lisbon Earthquakes, if this truly was the best of all possible worlds, why is there so much pain, suffering and wretchedness? The eponymous hero travels the world (Johnson's Rasselas makes an excellent companion piece to the book) and is exposed to a variety of people each with their own flavour of wretchedness (the scholar riddled with ennui who recalls Faust's poor fool with all his lore, a woman who got repeatedly raped by arabs, greedy sailors) and this is set against the naive Pangloss who is constantly claiming that this is truly the best of all possible worlds. The novel ends in aporia, with the conclusion being to cultivate one's garden, one can read this cultivation as living in accordance with a kind of Aristotelian golden mean or something, I don't know. It's been years since I've read it, this is kind of disjointed

Imagine reading pooltaire when you could be reading basedostoevsky instead

brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_3711855203/Let-me-shave-you.html

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The chad bft, blonde female touchie, julia
The virgin random slappers on tv

Dostoevsky has a lot of his atheist characters jerk off over Voltaire m8, Voltaire's quote on the invention of God gets a good run in Dosto

what's the name of that online bookstore with the light blue/teal looking website?

Bookdepository?

nah, it was angus and robertson

Hegel or Fichte?

for me its ficken

For me it's Schelling, the best German Idealist

You should read Fichte's introduction to the Wissenschaftslehre. He critiques Spinozism as reifying essentially non-mental, contingent, determinate "entities" (that is, any "being" which can be referred to, by definition determinately, in speech), as mental. He's basically accusing Spinoza of sleight of hand.

Similar critiques are made by Kant of Herder's vitalism. The problem is a confusion between
>(1) predicates, or determinate concepts, in general
>(2) predicates like "psychic" or "mental"

Panpsychists think that by predicating some essential "mentalness" of determinate, causally contingent substance, they are avoiding the difficulty of mind being a distinct substance, which has all sorts of fucky consequences for how two fundamentally unalike substances can interact, like you say. But they do this by predicating (2) type predicates of PHYSICAL processes or matter, which doesn't solve the real problem. The real problem is that the logical form of predicates, IN GENERAL, i.e. the (1) type which encompasses all determinate statements, is unfree, causally contingent, mechanistic.

By saying "the universe is a substance that manifests as mental under a certain aspect" you don't really solve the problem of what mind is, you still reduce it to a fundamentally causal, logically determinate substance underneath. Dualism at least preserves the strangeness of the mental, by distinguishing it altogether from something that can be given (predicated or predicated of) in determinate terms. This is why Fichte's word for all forms of pseudo-monism or panpsychism is "Spinozism," because Spinoza is the highest logical development of this tendency.

based wikipedia copypaster

My post is underated and BTFO of the Blues lads

>l-l-look at my post l-l-lads

KEK.

Imagine ever having to openly samefag for attention

imagine redditspacing on Yea Forums

which one?

angusrobertson.com.au/books/candide-or-optimism-francois-voltaire/p/9780140455106

or

angusrobertson.com.au/books/candide-and-other-works-voltaire/p/9781840227307

Wordsworth editions are shite but so are penguins, penguins are marginally better tho

Based buzzwording newcunt. thats not redditspacing

based redditspacing newcunt in full damage control mode

Now this is my post.

I think it's pretty underrated and BTFOs that other guy.

looks like /afl/ wins again

cunt, you said it was 50 pages. all these books are 200+

50 a3 pages m8

A lot of that would be introductory material, you can read Candide in one sitting

Can’t wait for the next instalment of street talk with Richo lads.

i think i'm just not gonna bother. no idea which translation to get plus ~200 pages is too much for my ADHD mind

Candide is extremely fast moving and each chapter is about a page long, pretty good book for ADHD fags

The only book you faggots need to read is this. I don't know what the fuck gay shit Candice cunt bullshit is but you need to harden up and put it in each others but while reading pic related.

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Will I get the complete 3 set this year lads?

FUCK forgot pic

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Are Oxford World's Classics okay? Or at least okay for an entry level reader?

Best possible edition for what you're after m8, best intros and miscellaneous critical apparatus to help you understand the text

>le I'm literature and can spell oxford therefore I as in one is very smart ohhh lelelelelelelee
>>>/reddit/
Fucking hate pseudo intellectuals lads

Anything else?

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Thucydides, Herodotus, Nichomachean Ethics, Hamilton's Mythology, get rid of Subtle Art and The Alchemist

>buying anything ever
The fuck is wrong with you

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Which of Herodotus and Thucydides?

They each only have 1 book m8

Should I be getting the Oxford World's Classics versions of all these?

They're fine, if you want to go all out you can get the Landmark editions which have detailed maps etc, but they're a lot more expensive. Loeb are also excellent for classical books but are expensive as well and are usually separated into several volumes, so for instance it'd be Herodotus books 1-4 or something, so you'd need to get several editions to get the whole Herodotus, probably not ideal.

Alright. So this copy should be fine for now?
angusrobertson.com.au/books/the-histories-herodotus/p/9780199535668

Yes m8. Waterfield is a particularly good translator and is quite prolific.

And this one for Thucydides?
angusrobertson.com.au/books/the-peloponnesian-war-thucydides/p/9780192821911

It should be fine, Oxford are generally a pretty good publisher

Thanks m80.

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Only beta pussies go with Asians. Was in sydney the other week and was getting eyes from all the Asian girls like nope I may be a virgin but I won't sink that low.

I would happily get with any white or east asian qt who wants to go to suncorp to watch the broncgods with me

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Lol

Well it's the morning before Origin and I'd like to say I love you to my real /nrl/ family before we get swamped by fucking casual cunts. I love you.

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So alone.

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Last for QLD.

.

nu souf whales

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fuark
which one is it (hopefully not right)?

she's probably fucked more boongs than the stolen generation

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Really makes you think

Based NSW

Which club will Izzy go to?

mfw Queenslander living in poo shit smells

shut the fuck up and go do some work you asinine profligate

Isabelle kelly is signed to the Sydney roosters m8

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yep she sure is from gosford

solid

so true

New South Whales

not sure this gimmick will take off.

feels a bit /cric/ity, like it is being forced by a street shitter with no sense of humour.

New South Wails

getting there

Jew South Wales

this is the post

It's poo foul fails you absolute cherry boy

Cool it with the antisenetic remarks

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called in sick for work tonight lads

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This fat little manlet who sometimes works nights at one of the servos I own called in sick again ladies. Think it's time to finally fire him since he's been stealing donuts and chocolate oaks.

youtube.com/watch?v=fFM8E9PMrd0

>oaks
for me it's breaka

No Soul Whales

your last one was better m8

how badly are cook and walker going to be exposed?

torn between my love for DCE and my love for my state lads

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*ahem*
STATE VS STATE

The absolute state of origin.

Where can I stream it fellas? I was using VIPBOX but it shit itself for me the other day during Cowboys and Titans so I'm a bit worried about it.

Please watch our sport

Just a weeb mate move along

t. poo shit failure fresh off the boat from plebbit

imagine being a poo mouth felchman

Another born and bred Queenslander living on th cenny coast ladies

STATE VS MATE

Which team should VicGODs support?

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Pozzbournians should support nsw. Country VicGODS should support based Queensland aka God's country.

been larping as a queenslander for the last 8 years

Watch drinking tonight ladies?

Is this sport strictly a working class pursuit, or those it have a broad appeal?

foxsports.com.au/nrl/state-of-origin/teams/queensland/maroons-legend-justin-hodges-weighs-in-on-anthem-debate/news-story/af1f78f9b55c068afcb24b65ef550c34

Bundy rum because it triggers faggots here

Premixed to make them seethe harder.

I actually like Bundy...

ted bundy

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nsw

most posh people prefer union

jack daniels shots chased by gold

I've always loved Hodges

How long till Abos turn on Hodges lads

not much happening in here

might have to fire up the trip and or proxy and start replying to myself soon

might resurrect nightshift for a one night only origin special

based joshy

Thought I'd put a bet on the game tonight. Checked me Sportsbet to find out I actually got 4.73 back from a huge multi I put on a couple weeks ago that only lost cuz' it got voided when a player didn't end up playing.

Anyway so with that pic related

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What are you gonna spend the winnings on m8

People itt were calling him a dog cunt only a few years ago

Just paid $16 for a WatchNRL subscription. Pretty gay to spend money on it but at least the stream should be reliable.

Just NSW posters who have supported GRUBS such as Fifita, O'Donnel, and Maloney in the past who can't handle a bit of niggle from an proud Aboriginal player. Weird how I've actually seen Cam Smith called a grub by those faggots when they are LITERALLY the villains of NRL by any scale.

Equally shits me when QLDers call Gallen and Ennis grubs when they simply play a hyper competitive brand of footy.

Ennis is a grub. Gallen is just a giant baby.

I haven't been on Yea Forums that long but most cockroaches have been calling him a grub for ages anyway. It's just the centre role. They're big, fast and aggressive players.
and basically this

dunno aye probs couple'a beers

>Grub

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reckon i'll watch the cricket over the origin la

*up, up, Cronulla starts playing*

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Woah Don’t break the bank lad

oh course not mate can't be having too much fun on a wednesday night

Fried chicken for dinner, my dudes.

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Nice kitchen lmao

I live in Logan, mate. This is high class around here.

>origin about to kick off
>thread is dead

ded thred
ded poomunity

Forgot ded sport

not a sport its a joke

At the Caxton lads

Really worried about tonight for Queensland. I have no idea why QLD selectors continually have a hard on for Ben Hunt. He has proven on multiple occasions that he cannot succeed in high pressure situations. Also the fact that his stamina and defense is trash, I don't understand why he has been put in hooker. If QLD lose tonight it will be because of Ben Hunt, no doubt.

Enjoy the game lads.

No idea why they didn't pick Granville for hooker.

Fuck it was funny seeing the blues on their walk in the city today. Some cunt yelled out "oi latrel, nice little dick you fucking faggot" and latrel literally started crying.

based

nah we'll be right mate uppa queensland

i wish this actually happened

It did happen. Freddy escorted him into a building to get away from the jeering crowd.

ahahaha and then what happened?!

Ben hunt is actually not that bad defensively and makes some bretty gud 1 on 1 tackles but whether he can keep that up with the hooker workload is another question

>tfw a bunch of freshies will come in tonight

I had sex today and will have sex again tonight, lads.

how many pillows did you use?

Can you spare me a sex m8

None.

Got a full body wax today, lads. Feels pretty good.

Based New South Welshman

Regional Queenslander m8

Based faggot replying to himself

I just run the trimmer on the lowest setting over my dick and balls and leave it at that

I used to do that, but the feeling of being hairless is far superior. You won't be able to go back once you've tried it. Plus my muscles look a lot better with no hair.

Who getting hyped at work?

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>literally opening the video just to take a photo to post here but forgetting to clear the message

God that's pathetic

samefag

t. Unemployed

Hi Jarrod

Get a load of this absolute freshie

Brits are up! :-)
new south gayles

lads, had a dream NSW wins 11-8, gonna chuck a fiver on it

Can't wait for an influx of newctuns fresh off the boat from /pol/, reddit, and Facebook, lads.

/cric/ here. Only ever post in these threads for state of origin each year

shit sport

who /goingtowinanotherfree$8tonight/ here?

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all me

Majority of money on qld = nsw win

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nrl.com/news/2019/06/05/queensland-v-new-south-wales-under-18s/

Put 4 cheeky $5 same game multis and probably won't win anything lads

Gonna have to be that turd and ask for a steam link.

Girlfriends interstate for the week boys, what should I have for dinner?

www.9now.com.au

have sex

might play some rise of nations until the game kicks off at 8.20pm, lads

*pisses on the turd*

I'm in bali

I couldnt work out how to get a decent enough proxy to get around the geoblock

What is your stance on any other ethnicity than white?

A) we're all people, who cares.

B) UMMM PLEASE EXPLAIN! ANNING AND PAULINE FOR PM WE GREW HERE THEY FLEW HERE FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT

if you answered A) Welcome to the Blues

white is not an ethnicity, dumb cunt

Is Kayo not playing origin?

9 has exclusivity

looks like the /pol/ freshies have arrived

ah right, just need a way to watch that isn't fta

josh that angry kiwi is getting mad at you in /cric/ again

whomst shall I bet the house on tonight ladies?

ivan you here lad?

youtube.com/watch?v=e0AeavKiCvk
/afl/: 1
Ivan: 0

based bt

kek

Bet your house on the referees

Whomst else shalt thou bet thine homely dwelling on other than the land of the Queen?

love how seething poo shit failsmen perform pre-emptive damage control every year, lmfao

Another glorious day in Queensland

the incel pedo richo

The obese balding virgin me

McCain's supreme pizza for dindins

the 110kg 165cm richo

Pigged out early on chips and lollies and now I feel sick

based joshy

hate myself lads

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who's got a stream? fuck tv and fuck signing up for 9 live

Jesus Christ the fuck is that

im 174cm 138 kgs reckon I'd be a gun front rower

Drink some beer

bitcho melican

new blues uniform

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You can download those all for free on libgen

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Can you even catch a ball?

yeah

Newcunt who did NOT read the thread detected

Already have planned out what I'm going to masturbate to in depression after my team loses lads

Fuck that

based poo shart fatsman

you're in bali cunt, surely there's a million sports bars around

why the FUCK is it starting so late

ayyyy, it's me ya boy channel 9 scheduling here, don't expect kickoff before 8:30

why the FUCK is it on a wednesday

fuck tackling that cunt

now THIS is responsible gambling

this makes (((them))) SEETHE

Is there no talking bout your generation this week

Fatty looks fucking terrible

:(

I'd smash him

fuuuck Vonnie looks pretty thicc and nice in this photo but I've seen her at peak mass and it gets pretty fucked. don't actually know about any of them, Lara is usually a lot hotter. this pic is a bit askew.

anyone taking the poorriors over the poorm this week?

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>Vonnie looks pretty thicc and nice in this photo

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Lateral Mitchell

trains is hard job

Truuuu dat!

they're all a bit haggard these days it's pretty depressing

She looks like a kindergarten teacher

Ah so not a vegan at all then

Cooper Cronk

>no based kayo 1080p stream

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That's my fetish

VONNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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looking good mate

Kill all newcunts fresh off the boat from /pol/, reddit, and Facebook.

alex mckinnon

cute hair

Free stream? No proxy, VPN or sign up shit?

i hear some of them poofs are gonna protest the anthem cuz muh stolen land

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Can't wait for the next episode of you and me in the SUV

here lad

*pisses on you*

the cricket starts at the same time lads

Family, God and the NSWRL lads.

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>inb4 cody walker nathan cleary “combination” collapses

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>365 posts
>65 posters
kek, nice "poomunity" you got here

This post was me
(Aka. Im a samefag/larp)

all me

youtu.be/ceWKrsJX9N4

Lads

yeah I don't understand this, it's fuckin 2019

>empty stadium
Umm lads

Latrell absolutely destroyed chalmbers last year

lads hook me up with a direct hls link for 9

only melbourne can sell out for the state of origin.

9now.com.au/live/channel-9

derp://0eb.net/video/2067228.html

When does it start fuckers
>mfw it's that time of year

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>gringlis montage
WHO THE FUCK IS CUTTING THE ONIONS IN HERE?!?

>not even playing
>everyone's still sucking his dick
bruh

>inb4 billy slater wins player of the series again

he is, he's just switched sides

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>inb4 billy pulls an alfie

Are there really this many freshies here or is it just mass larping?

dirty dawg pootrell

you seem stringently upset at this outcome, care to share?

such a dead thread

it always happens mate

that was possibly the worst ad I've ever seen

>When on Holidays in Italy and have no one to watch the game with besides the sp lads.

Christ here we go

What the fuck is this lads?

its just mentally ill Ivan samecunting up the thread as usual

When will the NRL get based Kerser lads?

genuine freshies

>NSW game
>Jet plays
>QLD game
>some drunk abo

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BASED SJW ABO RAP PRE GAME ETERTAINMENT
DO NO LET /afl/ SEE THIS

>worse than macklemore
Execute all “rappers”

based 1/32 abo

What the fuck is this shit?

Imagine being so cucked that you don't even call your sport rugby because another sport has that name lmao.

I just pay my way out

>fat balding 30 year old abo rapper
wtf is this shit?

>the absolute STATE of origin

Abo Malone

Melbourne got Amy Shark last year based or Cringe?

FUCK sake /afl/ is laughing at us again

>anzac day: abo shit
>origin: abo shit
will they make the grand final about abos as well

>Briggs’ “career” died tonight

it's too late, i'm going to proceed to make fun of all of you

AY AY WE WUZ QUEENSLANDERS AND SHIETT

Fuck me that's horrific

Absolutely disgusted

I used to think nrl was a tragedy, now I realise it's a comedy

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if there wasn't a big stadium and pyrotechnics around it i would think this was a pub performance and crowd

KEK based STATE of original providing us with endless ammunition to shit on this joke of a sport

B R O N C G O D S

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Unironically yes. The grand final is souffs (literally abo team) vs roosters (abo latrell etc)

Mort de rire

spotted the phone poster lads

Feeling so fat

for me, it's the hilltop hoods

Gonna have a pregame want lads

Every Hilltop Hoods song sounds the same

Will there be fights this year?

What do you want user?

Wank*

Fkn phone

Isn't Briggs from Shepparton?

Why do jews ruin everything?

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Everyone's at Caxton st trying to neck beers coz they cost a fortune at the ground

should have got kerser

hoping for a biff lads

based wales report in

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Will Chambers score a try tonight?

The absolute state of this poomunity

I miss vintage /nrl/

>there will never be a game 3 2009 biff ever again

Fucking noseberg. What a flog

Who /cric/ here?

>cazzie educating me on the script
already know it mate

>CEO of bulldogs
>Bulldogs goes to shit
>CEO of NRL
>NRL goes to ????

>watching all the freshies (you) each other
Must be origin

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Hopefully a triple just to shut lateral up

>tfw I accidentally bought one of those shitty car flags from mcdonalds because I thought it was an apple pie

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me lad, watching the inda sa game atm

Tbf the NRL doesn't run State of Origin, it's the QRL, NSWRL, and ARL.

B E N
K U N T

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Are there any good /nrl/ memes I should know about?

no, very soulless community compared to /afl/ and /cric/

>Are there any good /nrl/ memes
no

bikecunt detected

fuck up joseph

just samefag a lot and call everyone Ivan

Fatty looks good you guys have too high standards i'd swipe right

Yeah I'm kinda getting that vibe, bit of a dreary place.

What do you think the 18th, 19th and 20th men do with their jerseys? Do you think they treat it as an achievement and hang it up somewhere or just throw it in the closet or some shit?

>Gayly Cherry-Bevans

Hi, can someone explain how this game works?

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>Brett Finch now has to do gambling ads
the fucking state

I have a question about that guy who jerked off whilst his friend was shadow boxing and then proceeded to finger his bum.

Why did he do that?

based

are all the sjws going to scream cultural appropriation or do they ironically think all black people are the same?

Just Gayfl customer things

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can't they at least get a different set of ads? or did all the rape and pillaging by nrsmell players kill off the advertising

M8 even based Chris Bosh and Allen Iverson do gambling ads

???

It was an NRL player who did it m8.

he's from queersland

gaymeon.jpg

He was looking to switch codes and trying to show off to selectors.

>NRL thread on front page
>No AFL thread in site
must be a dying sport

fuck up gayflelers

BASED south wales

Was that fucking Eloni Vunakece on the Ninja Warrior ad?

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>NRL thread on front page

this isnt reddit

>that preview
Is he Australian's next top ninja or the new love island sex god?

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cricfree.live/watchfeeds/index/17

You really wanna get into crowd numbers?

>kayo doesn't have origin
>8pm interenet always shits the bed
>shit 9 now quailty
Loving life

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NEW

STATE VS MATE

kek this was still a bigger crowd than all but one game that entire round of NRL.

Smells like freshie in there

billy slater, literally the best player of all time, left nrl as fast as he could to get into coaching an afl team

it was actually during magic round and was lower than every single NRL game

There's only one blue-eyed blonde-haired coco-aryan ubergarbo

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>magic round

lmao what a gay sport you have

RICHO UH

Felise Kaufusi and Moses Mbye were the only blacks singing. One is Tongan and the other is African

>has entire rounds dedicated to faggots and immigrants
KEK

>based JT selling his brothers out to keep his paycheque

VB while wearing my XXXX hat. Feeling absolutely devilish.

Has nrl even had a good season since 2015 lads?

B R O N C U C K S L T D.

Bump

Great post