/hoc/ — Game 4 STANLEY CUP FINAL - Pierre

got a kelowna rocket in my pants after seeing dem titties haha xD

Anyone have the comparison of nationalities between the 2 teams

>devils, sharks, red wongs
that's the weirdest combo ever

Midwest anons report in!

>Well Doc, I love to fuck Saskatchewan women, especially when watching hockey. When one of the team score a goal, I cum hard with a force of ten thousand suns.

dream on

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5-3 bruins, dont @ me

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bump from Norilsk

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alright guys, open up paint and draw me your favorite thing that happened in the playoffs.

>I wish I didn’t look like Barney Fife. What a faggot of a man to resemble. This is unfortunate.

thinkin bout thos pucks

>like the jew to a coin, Tarasenko was all over that puck
did he really just say that?

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Kansas City reporting

Fuck St. Louis niggers, go Bruins

Reminder that St. Louis is not Midwest. It is the gateway to the South.

mm pusyu

he could have thrown Yotes in there

...

Central Illinois

First for tattooing the black eye I got at a show from a total fucking qt!

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>Maroon's favourite player is Todd Bertuzzi
FUCKING BASED

blues are cool. if they were in the East they'd probably have been my time tbqh

Illinois fag here but LGB!

bump from boston, whatever happened to boris nemstov?

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kentucky reporting in
go bloos

its the gateway to the west but its as midwest as omaha or iowa city

he was killed.

watching the canadian broadcast for the first time
cherry is nonsensical
i've always heard he was hardcore and hilarious, but he's an inept old man
has he always been this way? or has he lost it over the years?

Some would say it’s the musty unwashed butthole of the north

>duke basketball
>ohio state
>yankees
>steelers

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>Midwest
>literally more east than west
American intelligence

y tho

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by a bear?

prob
no clue

Chicago reporting in.
Sorry about the river

This game is boring, wheres all the penalties

FUCKIN REFPUCK. That stick wasn’t high

What snacks do you guys like for watching /hoc/key?

canadiians are cucks for america

AAAAHH REFS CALL SOME PENALITES REFS HELP USSSSSSS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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what does this mean?
fill me in on the canadian meme

CHARA BROKE IN HALF
LEAKING

i eat ass

Cherry always gives a thumbs up at the end of his segment

StL here, looking to burn down Kansas again

CHARA DEAD

F

>break rules
>wtf???????? why did they call a penalty on my guys!? this shit is rigged!!!!
what kinda fat fuck actually believes this sort of shit?

blood on the ice

Ouch

squirrel rings

inb4 suspension

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BTFO

CYA OLD MAN

haha get fucked chara you fucking giraffe

Oh fug rip Chara

thanks man
didn't notice this time, i'll pay attention during the next intermission

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>play a game with a 6 ounce hunk of solid rubber flying around at over 100mph
>nah, I don't need facial protection cuz imma tough guy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>steelers
>into the trash
Nah... Just yinzers

Butt flavored poopsticks.

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Will the bruins visit the White House?

Block more shots boston!

PAVELSKI WOULD HAVE DRAWN A MAJOR

REFS WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL A PENALTY ON THAT AAAAAHHHHHH PLAYER SAFETY SUSPEND THAT GUY

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ayyy former chi now boston reppin too! don't care whoever wins cause i used to take the $40 round trip amtrak from union station to civic center st louis for $10 blues games against the blackhawks

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>live in the State of Hockey
>team is total shit

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that a nifty snack

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he'll be fine

PING

lmfao broons some soft ass bitches

FUCK YOU KANSAS

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>Chara out
blues in 5

Theoretically speaking couldnt the blues just keep head shotting bruins players with the puck until there are none left? Is there a even a rule in the book against that?

for me, it's scooby doo graham crackers

beer and chicken pot pie

>canadian math

fuck chara and fuck mike milbury

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unwritten rule: don't injure players on purpose, because the other team can just do the same

pirate's booty (basically white cheddar cheetos except not disgusting)

More like Poopka Rask lol

the call has been made

Auspicious trips confirm

>didn't kiss
why post this

Thank you based refs

>Activate it

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Refs needing a penalty to get that sweet sweet $$$

>marshit

pretty predictable script so far

Gary wants 7

someone remind me why webms with sound aren't allowed on all of 4channel yet

>IPA
Disgusting

nice pooperplay blues

Dude those shits are delicious, good taste desu

marchand is really one of the rare players that really makes me angry

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dat's a good question, portulad

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jews

the shits that come out of pirates' booty are my favorite

what an utterly shit powerplay

based
based

...

idk either but wikipedia says:

>Boris Yefimovich Nemtsov (Russian: Бopи́c Eфи́мoвич Heмцóв, IPA: [bɐˈrʲis jJˈfʲiməvʲJtɕ nʲJmˈtsof]; 9 October 1959 – 27 February 2015) was a Russian physicist and liberal politician. Nemtsov was one of the most important figures in the introduction of capitalism into the Russian post-Soviet economy. He had a successful political career in the 1990s under President Boris Yeltsin. From 2000 until his death, he was an outspoken critic of Vladimir Putin. Nemtsov was assassinated on 27 February 2015, beside his Ukrainian partner Anna Duritskaya, on a bridge near the Kremlin in Moscow,[5][6] with four shots fired from the back.[7] In the weeks before his death, Nemtsov expressed fear that Putin would have him killed. In late June 2017, five Chechen men were found guilty by a jury in a Moscow court for agreeing to kill Nemtsov in exchange for 15 million rubles (US$253,000); neither the identity nor whereabouts of the person who hired them is known.

Nemtsov criticized Putin's government as an increasingly authoritarian, undemocratic regime, highlighting widespread embezzlement and profiteering ahead of the Sochi Olympics, and Russian political interference and military involvement in Ukraine. After 2008, Nemtsov published in-depth reports detailing the corruption under Putin, which he connected directly with the President. As part of the same political struggle, Nemtsov was an active organizer of and participant in Dissenters' Marches, Strategy-31 civil actions and rallies "For Fair Elections".

At the time of the assassination, Nemtsov was in Moscow helping to organize a rally against the Russian military intervention in Ukraine and the Russian financial crisis. At the same time, Nemtsov was working on a report demonstrating that Russian troops were fighting alongside pro-Russian rebels in eastern Ukraine, which the Kremlin had been denying, and was unpopular externally but also in Russia.

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Can they stop with the meme camera angles?

Source?

this guy nose the deal

>ywn go scuba diving with a qt redhead

everything is fine

St Louis is doing what St Louis has been doing the entire season. St Louis will take game 4, win game 5, lose game 6, and win the cup in Boston.

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Good evening leafs nation

Which player has the hairiest nose?

Worcester reporting in

Thanks, it's our specialty.

shut the fuck up boston

Maroon

Your Mother

wondering if tinder user ever got laid

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Nice! How is Boston treating you? It is a nice place but the housing prices... But from what I hear the salaries are not much higher than here.

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>they shouldn't be tarnishing our game
>they need to go back to their own country as far as i'm concerned
Based Pierre

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Man FUCK BOSTON go avs

what the fuck was that power play

Can I buy that bloody ice?

OH NO NO NO
>refs
THE SCRIPT IS IN

wow another power play for boston. gee i wonder how this ends

can someone explain this meme

P E N A L T Y

the panthers would booty blast both of these shit teams

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HOLY SHIT

its honestly legit as fuck especially if the waters warm and they wear a bikini and you keep peeing your trunks and she has no idea as she safety stops next to you haha

REFPUCK

>1994 laffs are the only team in that "highest ploff pp %" graphic didn't win the Cup
kek

____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____ ____

was almost Blues SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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FUG

it's not a meme it's one autistic retard, just ignore him

>stares at puck behind him for a good 2 seconds
nice gaoltending

2-2 inc

i sure hope i won't miss the pre-game show for game three

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pooka getting lucky

Holy shit I think my ass leaked with how close that puck got

Can someone explain this guy's autism to me?

OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING STUPID NIGGERS SHOOT THE GOD DAMN PUCK AND STOP PASSING IT

Tfw no superior roach gf

Blues are a classless and Savage team. They're a disgrace to this once great sport.

don't think even he could explain it lad
report, hide, ignore

he took to many onion rings and never came back totally
>ignore him

Alright, this game is over
broons outplayed

ching chong ping ling sum dum guy

its good mane. expensive but actually good money if you're in the more educated industries, every big tech firm is here and they work with each other!

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Now this is hockey

racist. i thought you were pure since you drink hot tea.

>you were on Yea Forums for the Vancouver/Boston SCF shitfest
>you're probably the biggest oldfag ITT

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puckcam when?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wow is this type of contact allowed in the nuhl?

nigga i remember the epic shitposting when hull scored his illegal goal in 99

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Anybody who doesn't like hockey is a faggot

Refpuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>boston getting a taste of their own medicine

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Dive

jesus christ that was like 4 straight minutes in the bruins zone

Holy fucking shit

Thay was some good hockey right there

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this is boring shit
i'm switching to the baseball game

>commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial >commercial
>commercial
>commercial >commercial

sorry i was just counting my commercials

Thank you based refs

What kind of dog should I get? Small to mid preferred.

Im sorry what was the penulty?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH MY DICK

What kind of weed did don give these kids

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this is some good fuckin hockey bros

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That was the most intense 4 minutes this post season holy shit (not counting the shorks fix round 1)

THAT'S PLAYOFF HOCKEY RIGHT THERE FOLKS

Fucking A

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You too? Not sure what this weird ice thing is selling

What was it like, dude?

a good ol lecture

bratwurst

That looks delicious

the internet didn't exist in '99

bruins will get reverse swept in 6

God bless Finnish Goaltending

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Being a faggot boston player

>1527818590383.gif
sure you were

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You should give the NFL a try, something tells me you'd love it.

>whine about the calls
>all of a sudden, get a bunch of soft calls in your favor
WOW GREAT COACHING BERUBE

They needed the break to figure it out

Boring game, might take a nap instead

some LEGAL DUDE str8 from justin Trou d'eau

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>canadian goaltending

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I got three fillings today, didn't feel a thing
>BLOOS

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TAINT POOIS

get a pug bitches love pugs

SHORTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You hate to see it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN

fuck off, i invented it while tripping on acid in 93 after the hasb won so i could shitpost

OH NO NO NO NO

w o w
o
w

BLOOS GONNA BLOO
A BLOO BLOO

>cheste2 binnington

OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
YOUR STAR PLAYER DIVES TO GET A POWER PLAY AND YOU GIVE UP A SHG FUCKEN LMAOOOOO

Welp

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGvahHah

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NONONONONONO
THIS WASNT PART OF THE SCRIPT

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BASED RAT

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not watchign the game, lads, quick rundown?

wtf was the goalie doing, he just watched the puck slide across the ice and didn't even bother moving until he shot it? lmao?

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

this
also labradoodle

OH NO NO NO NON ON ON ON ON ON ONO NO NO NO NO

HJAHJAASHAHAHJAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

MOTHER FUCKERS ON YOUR OWN POWER PLAY DO YOU SMELL IT, NIGGAZ!!!?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Can the blues decline the next power play

how the fuck do you play worse when you have a man advantage than when its 5 on 5

Wow! Great rebound control!!

shoutenings at bloos :D

>10 minutes in the offensive zone
>even get a powerplay
>get ratted

Chokington.

should i throw a barstool through my dads garage door lads?

>the shitty of saint poopiss

You are a giant faggot
>Please, stand by

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>getting scored on
>during your own pp

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OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS FAC-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHGAHAHAH

>C A N A D I A N
>G O A L T E N D I N G

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do it coward

post pics

What’s the deal with the Bruins goalie? Why does he look like that?

show me the way out of this shit hole

only if you film it and post it here, otherwise, don,t be a dick, it's your father's shit, not yours

I remember Yea Forums when Bobby orr scored "the goal"
course back then it was just a goal, none of us knew he would go on to invent hockey

lol it aint even the 3rd period and this shit may go into OVERTIME

How did they not score that whole time, then let the Bruins score short handed? What the fuck is wrong with this team?

This is a good ass game lads.

Binnington comes back stronger after a loss, they said.

binnington had zero chance on that goal

Binnington S E E T H I N G

Why are the blues such hotheads?

superior asian genes

please get to 3 so we can actually meme the linkin park guy correctly

>BINNINGTON

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FUCKING A RIGHT LADDY

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those were the fucking days

benis :DDDD

He is a diagnosed Fin

>go take a piss after that insane shit earlier
>come back
>hear SCAAAAAAAAR
>oh shit the blues already capitalized on the PP?
>lolnope

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is it deadly doc

I have a joke:
knock knock

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Tell me about baneington! why does he wear the mask?

The Blues.

who's there

Who’s there

Where's the gamethread?

come in

not home

You'll live, but there is no cure

it's not locked

related question: which Big 4 sport has the least handsome men and why is it the NHL?

Go away, batin’

that's not how this works
St Louis Blues

The blues are doing their best... but they are just not good enough. Sad.

シンク

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cringe

If the Bruins go up 3-1 tonight, what is the % chance the Blues come back to win the series? I just want some hope incase things go south.

Dave's not here man

>he thinks apes are attractive
filthy moor detected

This game is kino

*shoots him*

>and why is it the NHL?
probably all the wh*toids

youtu.be/tlRByTaOjkE
>hoos dere

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knock knock who?

Thought you finally killed yourself.

Right here my dude

chicken butt

>giving 93171287 (You)s
Dumb newfags

Low. My guess is like 10%

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>gets 13 replies anyway
grim state if I am being completely honest with you family

I think coming back from a 1-3 is about 10-20%

Has happened 29 time in the history of playoffs, but never in the finals (overcame 3-0 in finals in 1942)

QUINTS

I think I just figured out why I hate NBC games so much. It makes me think of those sleepy macy's day parades I barely ever pay attention to instead of exciting hokkei

>tf
>tp

>macy's day

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>dissing white people
What did white people ever do to you?

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

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What are the odds Blues come back from 4-1 if they lose the next game too

hmm, I don't know
slavery
colonization
racist pigs killing our kids
racism
poverty

I could go on

GREAT hockey so far fellas, looking forward to seeing the third period

this intermission is a presentation of huawei™ smartphones guys

why do fans in the stands pretend to be hit when the players hit the glass?

finally i can shit now

nigga i'm tired you know what I meant

>getting reverse swept in the finals
wow, I'm surprised it was actually the laffs who DID the sweeping and not the Wings

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someone get these hotheads outta here

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>you best best start

>ads

Based holy fuck I'm shaking poster

finally i can masturbate now

i hope chara is ok bros

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>it was 1-0

2=number of consecutive wins for boston, after tonight

Any wagies ITT?

Doc checking that GET

that's what happens when you have less testosterone than a female cocker spaniel

>slavery
you sold them to us
>colonization
you're better off
>racist pigs killing our kids
>racism
>poverty
you earned these things

go back to your mud hut in liberia if you hate it so much

GOTTEM

St Louis Blues who?

why dont they just make like a zamboni-ferrari and speed the process up?

gonna go smoke a bowl, ama and I'll answer when I get back in

someone please tell me how do i reply to my own posts

The brainwashing has really done a number on this one

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More like Taint Poois Jews, amirite?

repent

i was thinking the same thing lel

He just needs an ice cold refreshing Coca-Cola® product

>campeón
>campeón
>campeón
>hey
hey
>hey
hey

why would you smoke a eating dish lol

OHH FUG

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even if they go around the ice faster, you still need to let it freeze for a few minutes

I want china to leave

youtube.com/watch?v=VGM43B_kyxk

Joe Walsh for the Bruins winning

Blues need to sustain pressure and get pucks on net. They could be up 3 goals if not for timely sticks and saves.

why are you gay

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my dubs confirm blues win

Don Draper's commentary sucks

delet sys 32, it prevents auto-replies

Overcooked

how do i do that

EXCELLENT SCUMBAG

>rags

Is that what NBC is resorting to now?

The french, man, i cant explain it

based, doing the same

>jon hamm on set

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That's a fun game, yes

which? also digits

will /hoc/ be playing classic wow together?

post some boomer music to get through the intermission
youtube.com/watch?v=W_TOsFvnmeQ

The Town was a good movie

also dubs

whats sad is he can only play draper at this point. anything else he's in seems way off

we skating home bros

I've sucked 4 dicks but I ain't gay

Based Hammster

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Typecast is real

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I have a joke lads. Marchand walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka. The bartender gives him a shot of rat poison and says fuck you rat and shoots him.

No. I only play good games, such as Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 for the Playstation 2.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0UVOvTcJKH4

He's had some good small comedic roles since

I like marchand but that's a pretty funny joke desu

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Next year red wings are going to finals. Screen cap it

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dubs of truth

did the Philippine dictator write a book or something?

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>I have a joke lads. Marchand

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93171487
stop

that gravy looks runny as heck user

youtube.com/watch?v=82QQOCwsoMw

GOD DAMN I'M GETTING EVICTED FOR LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD (also check hh dubs)

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youtube.com/watch?v=myqSETD5_bs

Its not there is just a lot of it. Very thicc

gonna have an ice cream, who wants one?

don't forget about his GREATEST role
>working for terry gilliam and hunter thompson

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>jon hamm

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bro I'm from the south, that's a runny ass gravy

BOC are gr8

youtube.com/watch?v=0OBs6S1lW_Q

Marchand is such an obnoxious faggot. He was the kid in school always trying to impress the jocks but was never cool enough to join their clique.

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Bro I'm from the deep south. Suck my mississippi cock

unironically looks like bird shit

Please. Hamm's role in Law and Order was way better. Happy is pretty good too.

I've only ever seen '54 kino and the second one with I think Angirus or whatever that faggot's name was. Which ones should I watch or ignore? There's too damn many. If there's more godzilla kino like 54 that's great but if not I'm good with ones that have sick fights.

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Same thing happened to tony soprano. sad

all NHLers are cool... what you sayin la

Bros is Chara kill?

Funny role, but it wasn't Hamm

Scores 100 points.

this is gutwrenching tbqh
i shouldnt be this emotionally invested

*ahem*
gtfo sunbelters

thinking he's not acting so much these days

>this man makes every hockey fan outside of the greater boston area seethe with rage
pretty funny desu

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This

Shant, I'm from the sunbelt and I like hockey

good fucking riddance

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same thing is gonna happen with game of thrones cast

disgusting

Here is a good one. Brad Marchand walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I haven't had my period in 6 months". The doctor says, oh so you are a hockey player, do you mind if I check you?

why would he bother giving him a shot of rat poison if he was just going to shoot him i think you have autism

>holes in gloves
actually humanizes the fucking rat for once, he could have 10 new pairs of glove per game, but always uses the same ones

Kek subbans big ass lips

*hangs up the phone*

I'm not even a bruins fan but if Marchand's antics legitimately make you upset then you're incredibly gay

what's the official kaiju ogf the nhl?

Your disgust only makes my erection stronger

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dont use the g word like that

just to fuck with him. that's the joke.

eatin good right now lads

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This is admiral biatch to base camp. It seems the Stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit. Who should I call for help?

men cant have periods

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this is a 10/10 perfectly seasoned dish in Finland

i've never thought about it that way. guess it's easier than smoking a plate
jewish propaganda brainwashing me from the moment i was born
cool, listen to any good music while you did? also, who've you got for the game? for me, it's broons

looks nasty

>white "people"

gamera
no reason I just think he's cool

>triggered like a bostonian
Even more disgusting

This, I'm a devs fan and I find the guy hilarious

>binlan food

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fucking kek

Are sardines and melon a Canadian tradition?

>chara has evolved into BANEchara

blues are FUCKED now

clean hit tbqhwyf, he spun himself around to make it look bad

Was winning part of their plan?

Why does he wear the mask?

IMAGINE BEING A SHARKS FAN LMAO

OUR CAPTAIN

Chara gonna eat someone. Rectally

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Whiskey bent and hellbound, lads

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Why does Finland ALWAYS win

In germany we call this "Katerfrühstück", normally you get one shot, a cigarette and a toast.

Imagine being an actual shark

hopefully he gets pavelski'd

>be shorks fan
>drink toilet water
kek

he's puck shaped

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Chara the madman.

HYMEN IS FUCKING SHIT

that's sounds much better, I'll have that, please

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absolute fucking dive

REFPUCK HOLY SHIT LMAO

wow finally a soft call that went against the bruins

how will the blues fuck this one up? let's take a look shall we

honestly, why the fuck doesn't chara just wear a regular metal cage at that point?

lmao he really sold that one

Nice dive

>imagine three seventeens set side by side
hand in hand, working together

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I'm not even gay but I sure do like sucking cock, no homo. Also a huge broons, pats and red sox fan and would suck Merchant's tiny rat dick.

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RAT
A
T

hey son...ya winning?

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nice one hitler

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what a flop

did he embellish a bit?

Blues dive alot huh

BOOP
kek marchand

How the "goons" cant just exterminate this fucking rat already

>marchand fucking with binnishit

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why dont they wear full face masks all the time

Team of divers

LMAO at old man chara

Hey lads why are the blues diving faggots.

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who unironically vote against their own economic interests

Amazed the refs can skate with that much cock in their mouths binnington deserved 2 for a dive

>could have actually had a good shot on net
>turnover and penulty instead

youtube.com/watch?v=hMrKtuilbDY

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somebody just needed to tap that in

they're a big team
[spoiler]for bloos[/spoiler]

Hangover breakfast lmao

Reminder the blues are all Canadian

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help.....me....

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I vote trump but I hate putin

the bruins pk offense is better than the blues pp offense

AND NEW

boomer

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE RETARDS SPLIT HOC

>pp
lol

when the FUCK is poopa gonna start choking

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>rat trip

16 minutes left in the 3rd here.
Just wanna say that the Blues confirmed for fag team.
I thought I was watching hockey, not soccer.

>still no chara

>early
HARD shan't

they're hardcore

early shant

new

shan't use a filthy early thread

Way too fucking early

FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE

business idea
>power play goals are worth half a goal
>if the game ends 1.5-2 it goes into OT but if it's 2.5-2 it doesn't and it's OT anyway
>also just because, shorthandeds are 2 goals now

this is retarded and divegrass-tier, get fucked

What godforsaken part of the my country are you from so I can avoid it

Go here

>Hey lads why are the blues diving faggots.
I take it you haven't watched much Blues hockey? It's literally a part of their strategy, play dirty, go for heads, take the penalties if you must and embellish if you can.

Nigger didnt even drink it