When you put the meme arrow next to the link, i cant triple click and do "open in new tab". Green text the title and leave the link plain text so its easy to copy.
Isaac Clark
I'll make the adjustment
Nathaniel Thompson
Tony is the most intriguing fighter in combat sports. Why isn't he better promoted?
I really can't decide who will win the story of the fight. Usually I automatically give the story to Tony but Papa Cerrone fighting for his son may well land him the story. We see, we see.
This Cerrone is happy and content and if he loses he can be like aw shucks but I don't care because I have my beautiful son, I never really chased the belt anyway. If Tony loses his whole career is JUSTed and he will forever be the greatest fighter cucked out of a title shot by the JewFC and may kill his family
Yan is a beast, future champ for sure. Insane boxing skills, good grappling. Well, at least we have Yan, Khabibi's don't count. Tony bless, Yan bless, fuck WMMA
Dominic Rivera
Disgusting nigger lover, creatura enabler
Evan Campbell
>rating le dropped by Dudson man >pathetic
Isaiah Wilson
any female who takes enough steroids to get thyroid cancer sounds like a sure bet to me
uhhh yezzz i teech wrezzleen to yang boys..... they ned to know art of wrezzleen to smesh competishin. i teech dem where to greb and where to put der hends on me. i do dis..... i chempion, i hef to teech exempell to keedz. I nat fuck kids, dis is numba wan boolshit. All dis keedz saying thet i fack them in ess.... ungrateful, i teaching dem to wrezzleen. mcgregger bugga keeng is behind dees. Dunnat belev hees lies. I am straight men
“Jamal.. was ASIAN.” >”I’m talmbout probly suuper good at math tho” >*prances across stage* >“Ching chong bing bong!” What did Schaub mean by this exactly?
jesus, LHW is so weak and it's actually getting even weaker, this is the worst division for this to happen lol
John Diaz
He was already semi flushed in MW. Expect Cain levels of flushed in LHW
Ayden Anderson
LHW is right now the weakest division in the UFC. Look at how far Santos and Smith have gotten, they're literal cans at the P4P level. Puke is going to ruin Blachowicz and then Smith.
Isaiah Rogers
>DC retiring in August >Ilir Latifi is 35 >Jan Błachowicz is 36 >Shogun is 37 >Glover Teixeira is 39
These guys would all get clowned by prime Lyoto, Shogun, Rashad, DC
Colton Russell
LHW at least has some prospects coming up. Heavyweight is much worse. Any division where 80 year old JDS is a legitimate contender is shit. Obviously 125 is also worse.
Aaron Smith
What do you think that water tastes like
Chase Gonzalez
This board is full of disgusting cazzies with ADHD and room temp IQ. LHW has loads of young promising talent and Manure and Cucksafsson retiring doesn't change that you fucking retards.
Ankalaev Stosic Walker K1 Khalil Krylov Reyes Crute Oleksiejczuk Cutelaba Rakic Pedro Spann Anderson Oezdemir Rodriguez Clark
These are all skilled dudes under 30. The division is more than fine. Stop bitching about MMA stuff when you have no idea what you're talking about. Find a different sport to watch you fucking retards and stop shitting up this already dead general with your absolutely dreadful goldfish """opinions"""
Fuck off and don't reply to me. I don't want your putrid mandrama loving socially retarded permavirgin cazzie stench on me
Grayson Jackson
Let's have some f**kin fun, Anderson Silva vs Shogun later this year
Adam Ward
I see a lot of mediocre cans on that list LOL
Connor Perry
I think the fight between Benavidez/Formiga winner and Cejudo should be the last flyweight championship. The division is pretty top heavy right now and it would decide the rightful king of the division.
>why is heavyweight so bad ;___; >why is light ehavyweight so bad ;____;
Normal sized people fight at lightweight and its adjacent divisions. These are the strongest divisions, with the most competitive fighters. If you go far from that in any direction, you get less fighters. These have to be abnormally sized men, and there are just less of them around. Especially the very big dudes, because not only are there less of them, but they could also be football, basketball, boxer, volleyball, hockey, etc players.
tl;dr stick to watching normal sized men fight at between 140 and 180 lbs.
Cameron Peterson
they should just put obese people in HW at this point, we even have lots of candidates in this thread rn
John Turner
You're up first you fat clown
Jonathan Reyes
Why did people like Pride?
Brayden Gutierrez
Nostaliga, extended first rounds, roids, weebs
Juan Myers
the same reason you like penis, they found it entertaining
Jason Scott
it was the closest thing of a pure fighting championship anime level we ever had
William Johnson
Calendar take picks for the 5 WMMA fights now
Samuel Torres
Because it was soulful and it felt like you were watching kino rather than watching a castrated no fun allowed sport like NuFC Rizin>UFC
Landon Perry
1. MMA hadn't developed technically yet, so all the fights were scrappy brawls between people actually out to hurt each other. 2. The steroids allowed the stars to fight frequently and violently. 3. The japanese theater added to the atmosphere. 4. All the freakshow cans they brought in made for visually spectacular, if not very competitive, fights. 5. Everything looks better in your nostalgia informed brain than it actually was.
Jack Morales
When did heem get so casual? People here really don't know shit about MMA anymore. Is it because all the mentally ill virgins on Yea Forums decided to make ugly WMMA fighters their new attention whoring fetish? Did they drive all the OGs out?
Christopher Cox
It was basically wrestling. The owners found a few guys who were popular (Cro Cop, Fedor, Wanderlei) then just fed them cans
why the ufc doesn’t make press conferences anymore?
Landon Cox
>/ourguy/ >No Tferg on the list
Dissapointed desu, senpai.
Logan Wilson
Ufc has become a sterile, clinical affair that is REALLY trying to be taken seriously, it's like the coping Napoleon complex manlet of sports. A conference would be fun so they aren't allowed
Blake Cruz
They can't allow a liability like Tsperg on the stage with a mike
He stuck it out for a while though, so respect to him for that.
People who are not /myguys/: Goofs who give up as soon as they realise they'll never be champion Brazilians who claim pride in Brazil but fuck off to the US when they earn a bit of money (Claudia, Marlon Moraes, Jacare, etc.)
I love a journeyman and someone who stays in their home country (Andrade, Conor, etc.)
Adam Murphy
A conference is professional you idiot, most sports have them. What a stupid post.
Brody Walker
>Brendan Schaub is special
Evan Evans
>If you don't live wherever you were born for your entire life, you're not my guy! I'm sure they care so much about your dumb rubric. What a stupid post. This general is full of dumbasses.
That's just Luke. He's a delusional weeb with the emotional reasoning of a child. Don't pay attention to him.
Asher Gonzalez
Excuse me? I'm not a dumbass, you motherfucker
Juan White
Tony wins the fight. Who has Cowboy beat recently ? Iaquinta? Legit win. Impressive. Hernandez? Literal who. Mike Perry? Notorious goof. TFerg will end his run and remind us all that Cowboy is sadly just a gatekeeper.
I don't fucking get this offer/ discount deal. Do they want me to pay 25$ more or their imply that 100% discount equals to 25$ even tho the price is 50$.
When Dustin wins everyone is going to pretend they saw it coming
Aaron Mitchell
I don`t think so. Ankalaev mauls Crute pretty easily. 1st round VolCAN still a dangerous oponnent for anyone, but if Rakic manage to take the fight to the distance, he KO/TKO VolCAN in the second round.
Jaxson Murphy
Kinda want Dustin to win desu, he's a good guy and he btfo my boy Max twice. Think I will start acting as a Diamond fan from now
Guys, you should be my patreons!! I will add a special tier for 50$ and you will have access to exclusive new photos and videos of the one and only Platinum Princess every month!!
dustbin is actually the best jiu jitsu practicioner in the division.
Alexander Harris
MJ is far too much of a wildcard to be used to compare fighters, you would know this if you weren't a cazzie he could have heemed Khabib if he didnt pull guard on him
Only way I'm paying $50 to this flushed can is if I get pics of his gf with her cheeks spread wide
Angel Russell
Stop posting this ugly cunt. He is so unpleasant to look at. Seriously just post schaub or something, this guy is absolutely fucking disgusting. Pure minger
Angel Allen
LOL. How are things in dusseldorf this evening?
Ryder Perez
Say that to his face 100 Twin Oaks Dr, Belleville, IL 62221
lmfao. prepare yourselves for dogs and a baseball bat.
Noah Thomas
More like Bellendville
Brody Hughes
Lol derek and me really have the full control over this place playing 4d chess with you npcs
Jack Ramirez
No venue lol
Justin Rodriguez
I did not watch their fights, but i will keep an eye on them now. I only saw the Ankalaev knockout over Wagner Caldeirão at some Russian event and the guy looked like a munster to me. lol.
Also, in doubt, I always pick the most KARA BOGA looking guy. You can be sure that it works almost always.
Evan Cox
lol
Brandon Butler
>Dustin beats Khabib after a long hard fight >Gooby returns and heems Dusty in the first round, takes the belt back >Never once gives Khabib the rematch and laughs as Fatbib seethes about Muh Leggisee >we get to see Tiramisubib have to stop cutbabbying and sandbagging, he has to go up to WW for the belt, gets absolutely grapplemogged by Poosman, GOATren and gets dabbed on and called a muslim fucking shit by Colby "Chaos" Covington It's happening
Has Cowboy ever fought a wrestlefuck type like Khabib?
Nolan Barnes
lol why is this happening to me but not you lukas(german)?
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For me? It's gotta be Jessica "Evil" Eye from Barberton, OH: a white trash town famous for soggy fried chicken. Grew up in Rootstown, OH: famous for The Dusty Armadillo, a bar where people who grew up in the suburbs can LARP as Texans. Jessica is talented boxer who can, win or lose, earn a classic WMMA split decision. Even after getting her first victory in 5 fights she had the courage to yell at Dana for a title shot. What's not to love about this ferocious young talent?
He will be able to punch Khabib and thwart the takedown. I forecast this at 25%. Bet on Khababy
Dominic Hall
i've got herpes and it's acting up and i want to see prostitutes tonight, what if they notice? then they wont give me a no condom bj also, is there a fight before august?
Isaac Reyes
BASED
Jonathan Nelson
come to birmingham with two of your friends, we gonna behead you all
Ryder Bailey
He is hiding under a british flag nowadays, and the legend says he started the Flushed thing, since he could not get the constant noises of his work environment from his mind.
Justin Russell
imagine thinking canbib stands a chance against the diamond LMAO
That was bald thug warrior poorier New slick haircut The Diamond chad shoulder roll Poirier btfos Canbib
Cooper Smith
What do you guys do for triceps exercises?
thanks
Jonathan Moore
i miss conor
Adam Perry
>El Duckuy vs yet another journeyman bum Lol no
Elijah Fisher
Cable pulldowns
Gabriel Cox
>fat manlet throwing the same 1-2 combo for the entire fight and near collapsing from exhaustion at the end vs a pillowfisted pointfighting anime guy who somehow repeatedly got caught with the same 1-2 combo it was fucking shit, it wasn't even the best fight on the card
The downfall of Luke Rockhold. Looking forward to him getting brutally heemed by Jan and calling it a career next month.
Kayden Bennett
GSP isn't actual competition you casual
Jackson Ross
cringe, 80 year old gsp is still better than anyone at LW (or WWA) >poorier can who lost to johnson and cannor >cringuey overrated meme who'll get exposed by cowboy >gayche zero top wins >gsp undispited unanimous GOAT who won the MW belt in his last bout
Mason Parker
The guy on the right lost to a fat midget slob Street shitter his last fight. Give me Hardy
James Rodriguez
90 year old GSP absolutely embarrases Bumbib, fuck off you wee muzzie fanboy
Nicholas Diaz
why would he fight GSP when there’s so much better and fresher competition out there?
Chase Cooper
Dustin is gonna catch khabob with a massive uppercut and a kill shot head kick silencing the whole arena. The only way j see Dustin losing is due to the traveling and his body not acclimating to the weather and time zone and gassing out like he did with max. He should start sleeping and training abu Dhabi time right now. In the max fight he was gassing at 4th round and the 5th round he was done and only managed to win because max was even more tired.
Adrian Sullivan
like who?
Owen Jones
like the entire welter weight division, his real weight class?
Daniel Reyes
Me finishing highschool
Robert Hall
no way this will happen to salon quality dustin
Elijah White
GSP is the WW goat and much better than anyone at WW right now you beaner
anyone else find it hilarious when the more miserable posters on here shit on reddit's opinions, thereby implying anyone actually gives a shit about heem's unqualified opinions? the lack of self awareness is something else
Cerrone is about to lose all his remaining hair between round 1&2 (if he makes it that far) when he realises that Tony is on another level than anyone he has previously faced. TONY TIME
I dont support fighters I bet on whom I think I'll win if a fighter ever loses me a bet, he's dead to me if he wins me a bet, it's not due to his skill, but my insight that I won the bet this human cock fighting and I dont give a fuck about the cocks
He's above the rat race, because he's not a rat... he's a turtle... a ninja turtle. His favorite is Michelangelo. Mine's Donatello, because he's the mastermind, just like Tony.
Lucas Wood
Not a fan of WMMA but it would be nice if some of the women started calling Dana out for not allowing them on the card
Carter Anderson
Unpopular opinion: Embedded is boring as fuck.
Car drives by, fighter training in a gym, joking with coaches, interacting with other fighters on the card/training partners, visiting famous landmark, cutting weight, it's all so repetitious.
Jaxson White
Schaub mentioned that he thought that Gus could go up to HW instead of retiring. Interesting, but Gus never looked that big to me. I mean, he looks smaller than JBJ. He doesn't look like a heavyweight to me. Just too skinny.
Luis Rivera
cringe
Ryder Wright
you sound like you fuck black guys
Wyatt Adams
>JBJ Cringe
Landon Fisher
women should have their own containment org and shouldn't be in the UFC
Ethan Roberts
No, just a fan of seeing Dana btfo and stumble on his words
David Hill
Embedded is boring as fuck mate.
Wyatt Foster
It's a nice little peek into fight week. Makes me hype. They're only like 10 minutes long who cares
Jaxson Hughes
Joe "Smoke Blunts, Sprint Hills" Rogan
James Robinson
>WMMA? Love it, bro. There's some wicked female talent out there. Not to mention the nice asses and grinding.
They can offer you the key to the correct pick. i was team max then i watched the embedded of him fucking around, driving ferraris around and playing touchbutt in the park, vs Dustin who was being an animal in the gym and getting a slick new fade When the picks were called i went for dustin and won that night. There'd a science to it b
Carson Adams
post fighters you thought would be successful
Bentley Fisher
They fed him to the wolves far too early because of their own greed, and they lost a potential star because of it look how they massacred my boy....
Didn't Usman train at the PI for the Woodley fight?
Zachary Bennett
I loved embedded for about 10ppvs. Then it was just major cards. Then it became wgaf.
Adam Collins
No trolling allowed: Who is YOUR favourite FEMALE fighter?
James Harris
jessica rose clark
Easton Jackson
Maybe the curse has been broken
Ethan Myers
If you went through this thread and made a ranking of all the best posts. If you did a serious analysis of the posts and evaluated them for their worth, and listed them according to their worth, then my posts would be at the top. Every single one of the top posts would be from me, in an unbroken chain at the top.
How does that make you feel? Does it make you feel bad? Well don't feel bad, because it has taken me years, YEARS, to become this good at Yea Forums posting. And from me, a Yea Forums legend, to you, a mere novice, I just want to say: Keep going! Don't give up! Keep posting! Keep winning!
How do we stop the prime schaub would heem ngannou spammer?
Julian Hernandez
Aside from his last loss he hasn't had a terrible career so far, but after his post fight interview against cm punk I thought he was gonna be a way bigger personality than he ended up being
That and shoulders and even fucking spine, i remember Eddie talking about how he neede constant spine surgery a couple of years ago and that he kept getting taller lol.
it’s me or ferg looked fat in the countdown episode?
Blake Russell
Rizin manlet fights are so much better because they pretty much don't even have a Flyweight division, so all the manlets have to bulk up and actually put on weight. Horiguchi wasn't noteworthy in the slightest in the ufc but now in Rizin he is king of the bantamchads I don't think dana should be cutting flyweights. He should just merge the divisions, just make Bantamweight 135 and below, and give the manlets the offer to either bulk up or get heemed. I honestly doubt there is a single one of them who can't put on the weight
Benjamin Young
Jon Jones is still undefeated Khabib and DC are still reddit Gooby is still undefeated in rematches Max got flushed
JBJ is still the GOAT, Gooby is flushed, Tyquil is flushed, Stipe is flushed, Cyborg is flushed. Pretty much everyone is flushed except Jones, Ferg, and Khabib.
For sure Valentina is a HUGE peach my guy, she has wins over some legid munsters such as...um...Priscilla Cachoeira?
Levi Fisher
Danny Devito is 4'10 and 194 pounds yet he can move even at his age, there is no excuse for 125 pounders. Honestly, any man above 5 foot 3 can train and get over 220 pounds of functional weight if he wanted.
Oliver Thompson
how many ACTUALLY good fighters are even left in the UFC?
Yeah I saw that too, it seems every time embedded with a fighter enjoying themselves instead of training footage, you can just tell they’re gonna lose.
They always seem to talk about how great it is to of gotten this far, and to be able to finally do the things they’ve always wanted to do and shit, which makes it kind of sad to watch
Tony is the autistic Bruce Lee of our time. Seriously what the fuck is up with this man and his super powered healing abilities?
Austin Price
Only one.
Thomas Sanchez
I think it’s something you should watch if you’re a new fan, or genuinely want to get into the sport, because of the somewhat exclusive insight it gives you. But at the same time, it doesn’t actually go that deep into what fighters are doing, I guess to avoid being too disruptive, so there’s not much room for them being unique, even when it’s super personable guys like McGregor or Tony.
>best fight on the card >both popular fighters >both fighters are slow-starters with good cardio >very meaningful fight in UFC's best and most popular division
Petr Yan is a meme fighter, gonna get decisioned by Rivera
Grayson Scott
Why is Joe too pussy to admit 9/11 was an inside job?
Isaiah Torres
Based
William Gutierrez
Rivera got totally memed on by Aljo of all people.
Anthony Gonzalez
Is rogan Eddie's smartest friend? He must only hang around low IQ flat earthers because after years of having said the same crazy nonsense he apparently hasn't talked to anyone with half a brain to explain to him why all of his theories are wrong
Cameron Smith
I can't believe that shit isn't gonna be a five rounder, damn shame. The Shev fight will probably put everyone to sleep before the main after seeing that banger
Ryan Jackson
Rivera said he was feeling off, you wouldn't bet on Aljo in a rematch would you?
Adrian Miller
Does anyone think that Cowboy has a chance to beat Tony? I cannot fucking see him winning, he does real bad against bigger opponents too
Eddy is Rogan's smartest friend Unironically His entire thing about flat earth is a gimmick If you watch his early comedy, he basically does this long bit where he tells stories about a girl he's interested in, but it slowly devolves into him basically confessing to being a stalker through the stories he's telling. Obviously he isn't blissfully unaware he's stalking some woman, it's all just played up for laughs (or lack thereof, his delivery of the whole thing falls flat because it's so long winded, and most people wouldn't be paying enough attetnion to acuatlly follow along)
But with this in mind, you have to realise, Eddy is more than likely just playing it up because it's entertaining. I mean the guy posts Tim and Eric sketches on his Instagram. Funnily enough the people in the comments take those sketches (specifically the space "facts" one) seriously, so that gives you an idea of the audience he has been unlucky enough to cuiltivate
Austin Barnes
bookies ____ him
Adam Rogers
I love the bookies. They don't even know you exist.
You can take this to the fucking bank and cash it: I am making the new thread once the bump limit is reached. I swear on the cross Christ was crucified on. Who is your favorite female fighter by the way? Do you think The Netherlands will ever produce a competent non-steroid addled MMA fighter?
Jordan Roberts
which site is that? I would have made so much just picking the dumbest story option
Jack Gonzalez
lol calendar is gonna make it and imma go to his
Ayden Brown
twitter.com/punisher_bass People say that behind his back no one has ever had the courage to say that to his face he's a sized 14 wide shoe that would go right up your twink ass.
Xavier Scott
I want to marry her
Aaron Turner
That UFC 238 one is mine lmao. I blew him the fuck out. 100 twin oaks drive belleville illinois any time.
Shev is going to destroy that poor girl lmao. I'd rather watch a guaranteed heem than see El Poopooy jab and roll around like a sperg while Canbum circles out and runs away for three rounds.
Tyler Bell
imagine every wmma champ being a hue lmao, would be based
>tfw Tony's win streak is going to be BTFO because his style involves getting rocked 1000 times before eventually winning >it's gonna go to decision after round 3 and they're gonna pick Cowboy even though if it went a couple more minutes Cowboy would have been in mission control getting his face sliced off
not that i for sure agree but *kevin pee chicken dances in ur path
Brandon Reyes
Imagine thinking Rivera is going to lose to some meme hype job that couldn't even finish Dodson
Jack Parker
then why would he say it? schaub is not a liar
Isaac Smith
Thawlts on this par-lay? Easy $20 right? I hurt my knee on the job last week and I'm gonna be on disability for a while. Need to make some extra scratch to keep up my quality of life.
Kind of a surprise to see Grimm concept art on Yea Forums
Liam Ramirez
Guys I'm new to Yea Forums (came over from r/mma)/ How come sometimes there will be a post in the thread but when I reload the post disappears? Do people make posts and then delete them right away? Why would they do that?
Adam Watson
Suarez is going to lose. Remember this after she does, and for the rest of your life when you think about the money you could've made.
Brody Morgan
Can someone explain to me why Tony refused to fight Max for the interim belt and which would lead into the eventual Khabib fight, but is okay with fighting Cowboy which delays a title shot?
Daniel Fisher
ME ASIAN DOCTA, ME SO SOLLY FO YO LOSS, ME FIX YO LIP
He's a large man but he is such a fucking sperg. It's like he is only intermediate level in operating a human body. Him heeming Cro Cop for me is the most humorous heem. He's like Artem without t-rex arms
gawld dawlg how weird is an asian doctor? fer sure lose my number jamal Tony is an actual brainlet and had a mental breakdown directly after declining this fight
Jace Jones
Been a Bruce Leeroy fan since he was on TUF.
Yikes.
Nolan Williams
nina ansaroff will get dealt with b
Lincoln Davis
bj?
Sebastian Davis
I'm guessing Dana threatened to give the next title shot to someone else if Tony didn't fight soon, like they would've done Cerrone vs Gaethje instead or something.
Andrew Lopez
Dunno when that TUF was but been following him since 2012 or something. Dude beat S. Pettis. giid times
Jeremiah Price
You wont do it let's be honest. Youll regret it though.
Oliver Baker
Yeah I already closed the tab. I was just trying to rev the sperg some more.
Jackson Brown
okay, somebody actually give me a quick rundown on spammy. why does he do it?
That one was probably the most brutal Funniest has gotta be the Roy Nelson heem just because of how comical it is when he gets spun around and falls over
Schaulb goes to the ayshun barlber Cuz he knows that Tai Chi and drinks green tea, keeps his hands steady Cuz big brown is known to get g.g..g.GADOOSHED when a rayzur touches his scawlp yaknawlmsayin?
Camden Long
Also let me know in the new thread if you would like separate picks to be taken for the 5 women's MMA bouts this weekend at UFC 238.
