Bruins vs Blues game thread 1

get in here lads

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blues pls

bruins

No jinxing it. Calling early wins lose games.

>de g/a/y

Blues
Desu

ACCEPTABLE

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Blues tie it up 2-2.

SCREEN CAP THIS POST

Does binnington look scared?

go bruins

fuck the blues

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Have the latest Fax from Gary lads

Go Blues

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>game thread 1
>it’s the 4th game

FUCK THE PENS

>was supposed to start 8 minutes ago

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is there an ace stream or do I have to deal with shitty web streams like a neanderthal

how did the bruins unlock coyle?

>blues basedboys
and these people larp as tough conservatives lmao

BROONS!

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Puck hasn’t dropped before 2020 every game, it’s absurd.

That dude just said gaping hole.

Hoping the bloos go up a cheeky 5 early so I can watch Chernobyl

Coverage starts before the game begins you dingdong

First for I legitimately don’t care who wins I’m just glad the cheating sharks lost

>wow i love how passionate Binnington is, look at him hit stuff with a stick

LET'S GO ZAMBONI BRO

I believe in the blues. dumb bruinfaggots

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>Bawston

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show up for some of the regular season if you want starts on time, Chadley

They can't keep getting away with it

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Hockey games literally never start on time, it’s been like this for the last 10 years

The Wild would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Pedoislander

>BROONS!

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Reminder that anyone watching on SN is a massive faggot

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>never had a game delayed before
Did you grow up in Neverland?

>810
>players not even on the ice yet

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>nobody is talking about the wild
>he mentions them for no reason

toxicpatat.com/boston-st-louis-live-sn/

Acceptable

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imagine thinking like this lmao

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thanks for making the thread finland

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Puck always first drops at around 8:30 you fuck hole. Where've you been?

what the fuck is this

>8:13
>the sun is still out

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what the fuck is this

Finland’s my friend how dare you

what the fuck is this

>recently-unearthed unreleased single by The Trashmen: Surfin' Burr

lol fucking bandwagoner

BRING OUT LIL NAS X

What a fucking bop

what the fuck is this

*CRUNCH*

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Point and laugh at this retard

i don't remember games starting this late in 2011 or 2013. . . I blame buttman

>nigger music

get your shit together bloos

Say what you will but Wild have the most aesthetic jerseys in the entire league, reminds of a diner sign out of Twin Peaks

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WE DEM BOYZ

Sundqvist did nothing wrong

disgusting going on mute

who this hepcat, daddy-o's???
>

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WHAT ABOUT US

high iq bloos

>aesthetic
hell no. wild have a terrible set of jerseys

Who the fuck is this nigga and how does it relate to hockey.

Pulling for the bruins now

bongs til puck drop?

Even the crowd isn't into this shit

>this blues guy
Did Lenny Kravitz and that guy from the Roots have a kid?

>commercial break at 8:15
this is getting ridiculous

how do zoomers like this

>he did nothing wrong
He let him live

fuck how I hate these people who ONLY watch their own team. your the reason why the ratings are low

>Wild have the most aesthetic jerseys in the entire league
lmao

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LIL JON AND THE EASTSIDE BOYZ
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
BRRRRDDUM DUM DUM DO DA DO DA DO DUM
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

taint poois yet to top based zoomer nig and the meme horses in the back song
bruins in 5

Blues in 6 reminder Tavares is overrated shit

What do you do if you don't want either teams to win?

>Boston
They stole our victory

>St. Blues
They don't deserve to even be here since the leafs belong here.

What are you lads drinkin? Just made some coffee.

Nelly is a bit busy atm, sorry

Absolute pleb tier taste, a fucking celestial bear with a river for a mouth and a star for its fucking eye. This shit is ace design and you tasteless fucks will not understand.

>he keeps talking about the wild
>nobody else wants to talk about "them"

I asked a magic 8 ball if the blues would win today. It said "signs point to yes".

just cracked open a red bull

thank you!!

this chat is gold

>mexicaliman: Make Mexico Great Again
>mexicaliman: Build A wall against Guatemalans
>mexicaliman: Esos Guatematecas son unos puercos
those Guatemalans are pigs
>mexicaliman: Se fueron de gutemala guatapeor
they came from Guatebad (play on words, mala is bad/evil) to Guatemalworse (continued play on words, peor is worse)

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This is peak jersey design

I’m drinking yo mommas ass

just put a stinky 5er on the bloos

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Coca Cola™

oh shit i never even realized there was a bear

whatever you say, grandpa

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shut the fuck up mild

Water. I ran out of crystal light

Who want's a hot dog??

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Rask

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

blose lose in the first minute

Slurping some semen and posting anime edits

I want to drink some beers but my family will give me weird looks and be passive aggressive if I randomly drink

I can't stop thinking about Sheryl Lee's smile bros........

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Just a reminder that Bostin literally can't win the cup with Finnish goaltending.

Cold coffee from earlier.
Also, Stella Artois.

"Wut aar ya dooin?"

It would be Coca-Cola®

Just reheated my leftover spaghetti lads. Hopefully I don't spill it. Let's go Blues!

A-are you retarded or something. Also it’s not a bear, it’s the “wild” creature

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can someone tell me which team has the least amount of non-whites so i know who to root for?

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I swear if that shitty anthem singer comes out, singing his own completely off pace and out tune version tonight, the bruins will win the series in 5.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes. you played yourself st. louis.

fuck off

so nobody will win the cup this year. that actually sounds like a fair outcome.

>imblying I'm even a Wild fan

Just think the jersey is cool beans, faget

Drop the FUCKING PUCK ALREADY
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>8:21
>this retard is gonna sing so long
FUCK THIS

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depends, how much do you believe in the Anglo's lies ?

Last game he did a great job. What r u talkin aboot?

just matched with a girl w/ pierced nipples what does she mean by this


also >enterprise flag

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

START THE GAME ALREADY

are canadians still considered white?

What is this guy doing to the anthem

SINGING OFF KEY
STOOOOP FAGGOT

K I N O
I
N
O

What is she being fed?
*lets crowd sing again*

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>"I don't agree with all the calls."
maybe you should agree to kill some penalties

CHARLES MOTHERFUCKING GLENN

oh madonn....

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Only 30 minutes late today. Thanks gary

In what universe is 20 minutes of bullshit before the puck drop necessary

>5:00 PST listed start time
>every stan lee game actually starts at 5:30

Pathetic NHL desperate to milk any additional ad bucks they can

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DROP THE DAMN PUCK BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This African American man really doesn't like to hit the right notes

>Yanks singing their national anthem before every game despite game being saturated with Canadians and Europeans.

WOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP

hull magic

CRINGEEEEEEEE

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babby's first SCF

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only half of them

BRETT HULL IS OUT OF CONTROL

>hull drunk af

>game was supposed to start 5 hours ago

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>that whole anthem
Yep, that's going in my cringe folder

GOD BLESS THE US OF A

>that entire display
yikes

IT'S TIME

>25 minutes

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SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>game was supposed to start yesterday

>finnish tending

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FUCK

>ruins
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

thanks doc

SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I was going to root against the whites you racist crybaby

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Not even a minute

OH NO NO NO

Are you fucking kidding me

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>it was 0-0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>FINNISH GOALTENDING

Nice

OH NO NO

>P O O K A
>O
>O
>K
>A

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OHNONONONONONONONONONO

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SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BASED Private Ryan

BOMBED

Lmao how the fuck did he not save that

The fuck do you let them scah so early in a fahking cup game?!
FAHKIN RETAHDED

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>FINNISH GOALTENDING

>FINNISH TENDIES
FINNISH TENDIES
>FINNISH TENDIES
FINNISH TENDIES
>FINNISH TENDIES
FINNISH TENDIES
>FINNISH TENDIES
FINNISH TENDIES
>FINNISH TENDIES

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im sure the city of boston can suffice with TWO championships this year and 12 in two decades

THE GOAL THAT SAVED THE SERIES

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
LET'S GO BLUUUUUUEEEES

time to start drinking lads

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OH FUK

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>that goal was a total abortion the likes of which we haven't seen since Erik Karlsson's stillbirth child 2 years ago
>back to you Doc
how is this mad man still on the air?

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OHNONO ONONONO

my last beer

lads here is a good joke
what's the difference between hull and hulk?
only one of them is called bobby!

So is this game over or what? I want to get back to my official Knight of the Round action figures.

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I literally just sobered up, fuck me sideways

Bruins will get reverse swept in 6. Screencap this.

THAT WRAPAROUND WAS BETTER CHIPOTLE

>double dubs
czech'd

>sober up
I don’t understand the meaning of this word

>Come on user. "Let's go Blues! Let's go Blues!"

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The double Dubs of truth

he looks like a turtle man

that may have happened already while you were asleep.

Shop of Brett's coked up warcry as the hulk .jpg

Most dangerous lead

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>the worst part about the blose forcing a game 6 is that we will have to listen to that nigger butcher the anthem again
wow shannon

some good ol' A&W root beer

that 0-2
>finnish moron

help......me.....

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>you're gonna like the way you look
>i guarantee it

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black tea

why is bergeron so swarthy and has a big crooked nose? is he a med?

He looked pretty fucking miserable. Will probably die before gm6

FUCKING DIE ALREADY

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where are my pacific bros

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Water; will start drinking some sam adams later tonight

I've been told there is a hockey game on

there he is

Blues will tire themselves out in the first period and broons will swing back in 2nd and 3rd. Mark my words, they've done the same shit all post-season.

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Let's go Blues

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He's french-canadian, so i guess technically he is

metrochads ww@?

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GET PUCKS IN DEEP

>seattle pepes

I can get behind that notion

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>puck boston

with rask, you ____

Best neighbor ever

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BODIES ON THE NET

Kangz checking in

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WHEEL
WHEEL
WHEEL

on your couches where you belong

>Wait Pierre, to protect the sanctity of life I thought St. Louis just closed down the last abortion clinic in Missouri a few days ago?
Can't wait for the Buzzfeed article

ruins lucky not to be down 2-0

Boston is so bad rn
Why don't they fucking do something?

Pulling for the Blues and Maroon.

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shut up poortugal

Strawberry Perrier

RAG IT
RAG IT
RAG IT

What do blues fans throw on the ice?

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Dat play, holy fuck clear the puck you dickheads.

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at least >my team is playing rn

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bud light aluminum bottles

THEY'RE JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

right here lad. Let's go Blues!

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Dunn playing poorly

COPS
wtf is that even allowed

>not bud light platinum

>Well Doc, it looks like we're having a meme game down here

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I love hockey lads

Based

Trash city

why are they talking about the Oilers? they fucking suck

>does nothing for 35 years
>chads

Fun fact, that's a two litre bottle

based and checked

I love your mom

ey finally my work schedule allows for a match

HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S

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EVERYONE GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE BLUES TO DEFEAT THE MONGREL LIBERAL HORDES OF THE NORTH \o/

shit they are running out of steam already and only scored once. that's bad. such a huge momentum and not much came out of it. we all know how that usually ends up

soon.tm

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Baccano is the best anime

*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*

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post your reaction if the blues crash and burn in game 7 like the nuskc did

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not gonna lie, kinda wanna fugg the mommy

lmao, good one

EVERYONE GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE BRUINS TO DEFEAT THE INBRED AFRICAN HORDES OF THE WEST \o/

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did you know missouri is called the show me state because when you are there you say show me the way out of this shithole

>drinking Aquafina

ZOINKS! Thats a cringe from me, scoob.

Which cover is best and why is it #3?

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id swear youre peddling for meth

DOC QUIT KIDDIN AROUND GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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will post dick if any of the broadcasters unironically use "meme" correctly during this game

>k-pop niggers
actual subhuman scum

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>shorks

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who unironically vote against their own economic interests

>ingesting anything except Bonaqua™

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is there a coaches corner today?

She'll show you something m8

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AYO PIERRE

SHUT YO PEANUT-ASS HEAD UP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is that hope solo?

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Clean, cold un-fluoridated water...

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SCARRRRRRRRRRR

You got blue balls. For you, there's no cure.

How are your bodily fluids?

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Are the Russian bots glitching out? b is that way.

This guy speaks the minds for all of us

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Think I've been gaining some weight from all the beers I've been drinking watching hokkei lads, went from about 155 to 163 over the past couple weeks

what do you think her boobs feel like

Why do you ask, commie?

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>Alex Morgan takes on the world
Yeah if by the world you mean Disney World

he would have won it for the sharks this year

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Well Hydrated, my friend

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>he RIFLES intothecorner
>back to the point
>TAKES THE SHOT
>OHHHHHHHHHHHH
>BUT IT
>WOULD NOT
>GOOOOOOOOO
>...Game 4 has been marvellous so far Pierre what's going on between the benches?


>Shea Weber played for the Kelowna Rockets

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Bags of sand

Americans have fag month, nigger month, breast cancer month
Really makes me think

Wet sand

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this triggers the Bruins fan

is this heterochromia

hopefully firm. I tend to doubt that many girls that are any bigger than B-cups have naturally firm breasts though

switch to hard liquor

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>homotrannies get a full month
>soldiers get like two days (one for dead ones, one for living)
This irritates a good deal of people living here in fact

twitter.com/NHLJets/status/1135709317557080065?s=09
>jest

i don't get it do gays make more porn on Halloween than other days

Faggots
>my camera on my phone is broken

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Based D-Day, we never forget you fritz fucks

I greatly appreciate Alex' tummy and nose, but I gotta go with Tyra's boobs and hips. Need a frontal shot of #1 before I can really say much about her.

>poopington

IT WAS 1-0

Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

yeah looks like it. this GOAT-tier baseball player has it too

also SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>canadian goaltending

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>chester b1nnington

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Flyers 2020 Stan Lee champions

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>IT WAS 0-....
oh wait it is still 0-0

IT WAS 1-0

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYLE

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CHARA PINCHING IN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>blues thought they could win
This game will show a continued streak of Bostonian dominance

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

We also have a sobriety month.

wide open in front of the net
not a single blose defender around him

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MOST

DANGEROUS

DRAW

________________________

COYLE SCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

NOT SO FAST BLOOS

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CHAHLIE FAHKIN COYLE

RING THE DAMN COWBELL

Mike Emrick is such a faggot
>Blues score
SCAAARRRRR AND THE BLOOS GO UP BY ONE WHAT A SHOT
>Broons score
...

IT WAS ONE ZERO

There's a Brazilian bakery about 20 minutes from here, fresh coxinha are fucking amazing.

The days for soldiers are actual holidays where people get the day off work you dumbass, that's worth more than 11 meme months

when is that? i will be out of town

>playing ariana grande on the organ

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>all around me are familiar faces

>worn out places

>worn out faaaaceeeess

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wouldnt mind putting my coxinha if you know what i mean by that, lads

I need a brew and a smoke, lads

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does it come with bunda?

I'd eat that all fucking night, and the sammy looks good too ;)

September

163 is still a healthy weight. You have nothing to worry about. Unless you're 5'4'' or some shit..,.

disgusting

Meme months are only for lazy public school teachers to show their little shit students a documentary instead of actually teaching

-nha means something small though

For me, it's a smoke and a pancake

stupid blues; you think nelly is going to help you?

The Blues? More like Blose
Binnington? More like B1nn1ngton

These are the exact posts he's baiting for

>not watching the SN broadcast

>that pour
this image actually makes me angry

totally fitting for me then AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you're point?

no, thats John Goodman's role

>pusy triggerhappy retarded "soldiers"
>deserving literally anything
wew

Nice pour, bud.

Blues headhunting pastrnak like they headhunted hertl

Occasionally. The staff is a mix of sexy grills, grandmas, twinks and literal fucking apes. If you go on Saturday, they make feijoada and all the local Brazilian girls come out wearing practically nothing if the weather's decent.

OH HO HO
NOT SO FAST POOKA

agghhhhhh

pucks on net

all it takes

Boston is going to win you fucking retards

FUCKING REDNECKS

OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS FAC-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

FINNI-
FINNISH GOA-
FINNISH GOALTENDIN-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHGAHAHAH

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

>Randomly drink

it's a fucking stanley cup hockey game your family is a bunch of faggots.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCCCCCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

>FINNISH GOALIES
LELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOL

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fuck boston, lads

LONG LIVE THE NOTE LONG LIVE THE NOTE LONG LIVE THE NOTE LONG LIVE THE NOTE LONG LIVE THE NOTE LONG LIVE THE NOTE LONG LIVE THE NOTE LONG LIVE THE NOTE

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

no >ruins goal left unanswered

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TARASENKSHOW

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BINLAND

>finnish goaltending

Based Taras

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REBOUND CONTROL YOU FINNISH FUCK, GODDAMIT

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OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS FAC-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

FINNI-
FINNISH GOA-
FINNISH GOALTENDIN-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHGAHAHAH

Do the Bruins even have any Russian players? Pfft.

fugging russgies :D

brb reporting this

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When I was little i poured my dad one of these and was beaten shitless delete this post

they have a dimestore gumby slovak

lmao

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

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For real don’t buy chipotle, I work there. Save me from my suffering

Which team is the good guys?

>WHERE'S THE MICROWAVE

>t. uncomfy

5'10 lad

The main thing is I'm also getting a bit of paunch with it (I'm usually toned)

this shit is going 7 games

Anybody have the side by side of the players nationalities on these 2 teams

whats it like being a shorks fan ?

She has sweet soup sippin' granny lips.

based soviet wingers

very nice. do they dance surra de bunda
bate bate com a bunda?

>bruins losing to a team with one forward and a bunch of goons

6* for the GLORIA home win

>in america it's ad worthy to mention you don't use a microwave in your ''restaurant''
Do americans...?

t. boring
probably extremely boring. fuck shorks

they actually have a team named something like that. the wings of the soviets? they should play in the NHL

Do they actually have microwaves and that commercial is just lying?

FUCK BC AND FUCK BU

Blues desu

>bunch of goons

I wonder if they'll make that a t shirt

Which stadium is the best?

>THE BOMBSTON RUINS THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE
OH NONONONONONO

>FINNISH GOALTENDING
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

CHADNADIAN BLUES ABSOLUTELY BLOWING THE FUCK OUT OF THE MICRODICK AMERICAN RUNS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

>2UUKA RASK
LELMAO

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/vg/ here sitting at a bar where the game is on
It seems there is some sort of hype in the crowd even though it's only the first period
Can someone explain? Is there a rivalry or something or a back story?

yes

exactly

lmao how is that not interference

Probably just getting old (and fat). The usual routine won't cut it anymore in middle age.

It's the final

the only "restaurant" that makes heavy use of a microwave is Subway, which everyone agrees is fucking trash. Not even McDonald's uses a microwave

No, they mostly just stare at their phones.

bruins will be better in the 2nd, only down 1 not too worried

>she

>canada
Aren't you a basketball country now? What do you know about hockey?

its the final series of the season

A lot of fast-food places use similar equipment to prep food so it streamlines everything, not necessarily microwaving the food but its not all cooked fresh

scared. cope. cringe. oof. seethe. yikes.

I don't live in Toronto.

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They have sweet soup sippin' granny lips.

Series says 2-1 though so I assume it's not the last game of the final though

I noticed that Russians are actually pretty good at hockey.

that was an enjoyable period of ice hockey if I say so myself

gotta take a massive St. Louis/Boston but dont wanna miss based don

why are you all just standing around help me

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Did anyone ever find out the meaning of the food+girl poster?

It's called fun you fucking sperg

They are ! Just not all that great at making planes

hold on i'll go get the refs!!!

There’s no microwaves. I honestly wouldn’t buy anything that isn’t chicken or steak though. The carnitas and barbacoa come in frozen bags

Can the BAHROOINS win this game?

*all bust*

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>A shork flopping
like pottery

The first to 4 wins the series and cup. It can last a total of 7 games, switching where they play every few games.

C O A C H ' S

C O R N E R

S T A R T I N G

S O O N

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who is gonna get picked as 1st in draft? poopa kakko ?

t. sportsball nigger

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>loans

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The sight of all these white people disgust me.

The lack of diversity bothers me

hope you all are having fun m8

bing bing wahoo!

>St Louis is full of ni-

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yah but if da bruins win dis game den da series pretty much ova yah? we do dem finn good so much dey be singin da blues on da real mon.

but they are pretty decent at shooting them down

do any of them lift? holy fuck

Gretzky's drunk again

it's a hockey game dude

Why are they all white? Gary said hockey is for everyone...

Game 8 is a must win

Did Gretzky get his fake teeth yesterday?

Delete this. Konata is a Blues fan. Can't you see her hair, retard?

They are in furgeson looting the local o'reileys and little ceasers pizza joints still

>lifting
it's not the 80s anymore grandpa. i bet you take steroids too

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5qKNlcUwKs

open bars are dangerous, especially when you have to deal with Gary

ayyy

Baking the new thread, will create at 500

DO
NOT
SPLIT

>muh 5 year old meme

>THIS GUY CHARY FORTY TWENTY FORTY TWO YEARS OLD

Niggers are timeless

Is hockey the white man's sport?

Hey its the worst travesty to happen to st. Louis in forever. Nothing compared to bombston

>the friends of eddie coyle
based

Look at this fucking nerd trying to pre plan gamethreads. I'm going to make one earlier than you just to spite you, nerd.

your brain on /pol/

shan't

Go back

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Who are these twinks in suits lol

I never thought about that before but you're right. Damn it feels good to live in the midwest :)

faggot

Shant

>HERE WE GO. WATCH. PETER ANGELO RIGHT TO THE NET. REBOUND RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE. GOAL TEACH THAT.

Get back to your homework on Not Real Socialgism 201

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Can the Broons still win, bros?

Could you take all these "prospects", /hoc/? They all look so heem-able

I want a midwest emo gf

>OSRS
>cool night outside
>Stan Lee on
>a bit of DUDE

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i could heem jack hughes tbqh

Just stick to calling people boot lickers you child

gotta admit
midwest suburban white girls are the fucking best

Comfy desu

it's over, 1 goal is too high a mountain

St Louis is pre-south

Still remember sitting back in my recliner drinking a few brews and watching the riots on stream probably the most comfy/non threatening showing of violenve i've ever witnessed

where's the diversity goys

its this comfy

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How tall is jack hughes? 5’6?

are those kids from some boy band?

>jack hughes pregame meal: steak

bullfuckingshit

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BROONS GETTING SWEPT TONIGHT LADS

new

>hairline on #3

JUST

how would you know virgin

They are
I went to a show a few weeks ago and the cutest qt skramz girl hit me in the face in the pit
It was amazing
I had a black eye for a few days from it and it was magical

Fishing lvl?

buisness idea : the equal number of teams for canada and usa in the league, the only one team per state.

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52

GOOD DOG

nice

autism

niggers don't watch hockey

PRESS F FOR CHARA

S

Dude, not fucking cool! Say youre sorry.

more blood for the blood god

Poor o'chara :'(

did he died?

penulty

Shorthanded goal to tie it for Boston...
>oh no no no no no