quick rundown on the guy posting pics of Ben steeler others naming someone called “Derek” those picks of some fat cunt from blodyelbow and the spammy origin story?
Alexander Lee
who is airplane, lukas and what is all this bulahittery
Caleb Foster
Wait so does the guy spamming spam if he doesn’t get the op for the general?
Jonathan Long
go back to plebbit
Aaron Rivera
lmfao we literally got the op (this thread) derek created it and i bumped it twice also spammed calendars thread with scat derek = airplane(the mod)(calendar)(lillian)(me)
Justin Moore
X
That is an incorrect use of that response.
Josiah Kelly
ttyl faggots always remember derek(lukas)(airplane) and lukas(derek)(calendar)(kylie) run this place
50 minute nap (25 mins + the breaks inbetween rounds + the announcements and shit). Solid.
I just realised, you faggots are gonna go around and go apeshit if the Ferg loses against Cowboy. I can already see the posts. >THIS was the guy what was gonna beat the Muzzienig?! >HAHA MORE LIKE TONY CANGUSON >Weeeeeeeew he was a can all along >LOSING TO COWBOY
>this will be the fourth PPV I've missed FUCK... at least wanted to see Cowboy finish Tsperg
Oliver Gutierrez
based
Kevin Brown
He looked like shit against Jones, he should've retired then and save himself another beating.
Gus was absolutely done past the DC fight (some might say after the Rumble fight). He had to wrestlefuck Błachowicz and it took him 5 rounds to put away a geriatric Teixeira.
Why doesn't the UFC have events every fuckign day? what a boring shit organization ZZZZZZZ
Jordan Myers
it's odd, ever since rashid lost to jones he was never the same again, i think gus suffered the same, difference is he called it quits before getting heem'd back to back. Here's hoping cormier heems stipe one more time then retires
Sebastian Miller
>Here's hoping cormier heems stipe one more time then retires Would be a tragedy if he doesn't. I have this gut feeling that it might go wrong this time, but who knows.
Also funny thing, Jones is going back full circle, beating oversized Middleweights lel.
>Jones is going back full circle, beating oversized Middleweights many say have him fight rumble but he's a heartlet that would give up after the first takedown. It's a shame that LHW is so bad you have dumbass Corey anderson on top
Jayden Jackson
>beting oversized middleweights >numerous former LHW champs are middleweights cope
dont really care for the manlets and dont see the point of throwing old man Cerrone against Autismo. with this outta the way, I'm on full hype mode for bullet vs eye.
Would be literally either an explosive KO in the first or a 3 round wrestlefuck that would end up with Rumble giving his back. I don't trust Rumble to be the one to do it, or like you said, anyone at LHW for that matter.
Call me nutty but it's the second worst division in terms of talent in front of only Flyweight. I see any guy in the top 5 of HW steamrolling Jones and the rest of those bums. Jones himself said he refuses to fight DC at HW but would gladly accept a third fight if it took place at LHW. Shit speaks volumes.
That being said, can you imagine if Santos lands a lucky punch and Buster Douglasses Jones?
There's that pic of them at St Mikes hospital where Jbj is in a bed and said Wink had to wipe his ass for him, Gus is just all smiles.
Gus absolutely won that fight but what's baffling us how did he look his best against one of the greatest of all time then look mediocre against weak competition?
Did the decision against Jones mentally crush him? because the Gus that fought Jones the first time would have stomped Fumble, Jan, Smiff, and Glover into a paste.
I have always said that Gus at a world class gym would have been champ, either while Jones was in detention or up at HW.
Lincoln Mitchell
it'd be pretty nice to see santos land on him but i can't be expecting much, jones will continue to win unless he moves to HW
Joseph Sanchez
Literally because Jones didn't train. People are coping so hard when they choose to disbelieve that he was partying/not taking seriously that fight. All the evidence backs it up that he didn't prepare like he should have.
Evan Rogers
The lowest weight you can make classifies you.
>Smif MW. >Sonnen MW. >Belfort MW. >Evans Could make MW, so MW. >Machida. Read above. >Rampage MW.
Finally, >Santos MW.
>"C-cope!!" Have sex. This is the last (You) you're getting, enjoy begging me for more, copecel CTE'd permavirgin manlet.
I had it for Gus desu. He took a steep decline after that so he either peaked and that was the best version of him and he simply couldn't do better or he was just crushed.
Plus, he didn't improve at any capacity. The Gus we saw in 2013 is the same we saw in 2017 and 2018/19. Jones can at least say he improved, Gus remained static.
You mean like after literally anybody loses to literally anybody
Wyatt Flores
Why do none of the UFC ring girls have any charisma/straight up sex appeal? They all just look like bland models who don't even want to be there. The UFC needs to hire its own version of Sunny.
Hungover Jones is still about 10,000 times better than Smith or Phil Davis, not saying that Jones was in good condition but it still doesn't account for how Gus lost to cans.
Jones has a unique ability to mentally destroy his opponents.
>Shogun Went from champ to a turbo can
>Rampage Champ to bloated gatekeeper who went on a skid and got canned
>Machida Champ to drinking his own piss and going to Bellator
>TrTor Eats front kicks for dinner, flushed all the way to Singapore
>Chael Sent packing to Bellator and they stuck him two weight classes too high
>DC Cries on tv, flushed to HW
>OSP Sent on a losing skid to cans like Latifi and Manuwa, on another losing streak against bums
>Bader Snapped a 12 fight win streak and lost to Tito of all people, flushed to Bellator to beat disabled HW'S
>“Without a doubt, Jon Jones,” said Evans. “When it comes down to it, I think that Jon Jones is the best in history. When he’s inside the cage, he’s dynamic. He’s got some skill. But, I would say technically speaking, he’s probably the best fighter. When you fight guys that good, you feel like after the fight is over, there’s another level that I need to get to. You don’t feel like, ‘aw man, I had a bad day.’ You just feel, ‘man, I need to get to another level to be able to beat this guy.’”
The fighters just realize they will never be as good as Jones and they will never be able to be champion or best in the world. It must subconsciously ruin their drive to win.
I really want people to sit down, think and come up with bigger babies than the Diaz fags in MMA.
>Literally never lost according to them >Flex on everyone >18 fights COMBINED between them since 2010 (last time Nick fought was 2015, last time Nate fought was 2016) >Always bitch and moan about not getting diva treatment
I wish they'd come back already so they both got smoked into irrelevancy. That fucking shtick of theirs got old real quick.
official /heem/ approved picks >Wojak >Sperguson >Shevchenko
Jaxon Bennett
Dad Cowboy is going to crack Bony Fagusion's skull.
Austin Morgan
Nobody told me my boy Vick was fighting again, can't wait. He has an insane bodykick and after the damage Hooker took in his last fight I think he'll not take bodyshots like he once did. Hooker is a beast though. Still heartbroken Vick lost to Gaethje.
Connor Collins
>conor getting blacklisted by dana
Caleb Baker
no he's not
Samuel James
UFC ring girls are chosen strictly for their willingness to give Dana a blumpkin
Hey bro. It's been about 5 years, are you still pretending to have been born in Norway?
Adam Myers
Agreed a hunnert percent my guy.
They are overrated bums, losing against any legitimate competition they ever faced. Sure, you can swear and put up your middle fingers like a 12 year old but you don't look so tough when you get smoked by Noons, Macdonald, Bendo, or Goob.
Anyone who is impressed by a 35 year old man who is known for smoking weed and complaining is a fucking idiot.
Ryan Brooks
Schaub has an absolutely gorgeous wife
Jacob Bailey
Cejudo vs Moraes will be the real FOTN
John Miller
Love him or worship him you have to admit Schaub is an incredibly divisive figure.
I just wish they hung around longer and fought more so they could get further fucked and flushed into retirement. Buncha fucking lowlives pretending they're champs who got screwed out of the title by the management.
Biggest fucking babies in the company. Here's to hoping Pettis decimates Diaz.
Hendricks is a USADA’d fatty and he gets BTFO by pornstars and all but BJ looks absolutely atrocious.
Lucas Lee
Absolute fucking bullshit. You are delusional.
Jason Reed
i watched it, it was worse than rich vos' wife's comedy unironically
Charles Williams
When the fuck is Usman vs Covington?
Daniel Howard
Never. Chadskren gets the shot.
Levi Gutierrez
Had a 2nd chance but spilled spaghetti instantly, I hate this life most of the time.
Ian Reed
>bribing people for reviews
All memes and shitposting aside, why aren't more of Schaub's fellow comedians and celebrity friends absolutely roasting him/disowning him for this? How is this even remotely okay?
>29 year old Shogun HE WAS 6 YEARS PAST HIS PRIME! >17-1 Rashad HE WAS FINISHED WHEN JON BEAT HIM >20 fight winstreak glover H-HE A JOBBER >17-2 Machida era b-but HE COULD MAKE MIDDLEWEIGHT \ >12-0 Bader b--b-bb-b-b-but >TrT revival Vitor who just finished Rumble b- >15-0 and 19-1 double champ DC WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Nobody, not a single active champion now would be able to start MMA after the age of 30 and win a belt and then defend it twice. yes at heavyweight any could
Samuel Phillips
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that anyone who thinks a fighter that competes in a weight class below WW can be called the "GOAT" is a low-t cuck?
Brock does not get enough credit, even casuals don't give him credit. Shane Carwin was pure destruction and he survived and submitted him, Frank Mir was le grappling wizard and he raped him on the ground, Couture shouldn't have been fighting though.
jones is going to get starched by santos and will cry in the cage
Landon Hughes
Makes my skin crawl makes me want to bash my keyboard through my fucking computer screen whenever I see someone try to tell me that GSP isn't the GOAT.
Not a single controversy other than some Vaseline BS that didn't matter in the rematch.
Please educate yourself in this sport you fucking assholes God I'd love to knock your fucking block off.
Asher Reed
He wasn't flatlined, it was a fluke, and the rematch proves that
Andrew Thomas
"George should have taken the fight"- nick at the Silva conference
Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up
William Hernandez
The narrative that Shogun was in his prime when Jon beat him is completely fabricated and false. Despite being 29 Shogun had been to hell and back in Pride, and his body was already breaking down by the time he fought Jon. Saying that Shogun was in his prime in that fight, is the equivalent of saying Rory MacDonald is in his prime right now.
>completely ignoring the point of the post Yes he was the champ, but do you not see how many miles he had on his body by that point? He had been in many many fights by this time and he was clearly not in his physical prime. Rory is the champ right now, and only 29, but nobody that knows anything about fighting thinks Rory is in his physical prime. Fight miles matter more than years, that's why DC is elite at 40 when most guys never get close to that mark
Camden Jones
That's a cool picture, now show me that he lost a fight you apebrained canadian fucking ASSHOLE
Noah Morris
that wasn't me, I admit he got beat in a fluke, but the rematch shows that is was a fluke
Justin Moore
Can I get an invite to the discord?
Connor Howard
See Kid's 19 and he's already mentally flushed by his nation, CTE'd into inceldom and can't cope with his porn addiction of a specific coon kind without lashing out like this.
Truly SAD!
This.
The only people who say Shogun was in his prime never saw his Pride fights.
Same with with Rory indeed, he started fighting professionally at 16 and was in some gruelling wars before even 189.
Now go home and get your fucking portion box, CTE'd incel nig.
I would invite you but I get yelled at by 3 different people telling me explicitly not to post invites in the /heem/ threads anymore.
Lincoln Miller
how can you compare current Rory to a UFC champion? Rory's problem is his mentality not his body Shogun had literally just TKO'd coleman and lidell before beating lyoto twice in a row but all of a sudden 'muh wear and tear' when 23 year old Jon destroys him
Yes, Shogun beat a 45 year old Coleman and a 39 year old Chuck. Two fighters also past their primes, who had also sustained a ton of damage over their long careers leading up to that point. Just because you win a fight doesn't mean that you're at your best. Don't get me wrong, Jon would have beaten Shogun at any point in his career. But Shogun's peak was in Pride, and everything after that he was physically going downhill.
As for Rory, he has a problem with his mentality BECAUSE his body has taken so much damage. He has literally never been the same since his wars with Lawler.
Leo Cox
>cheaters can be GOATs LMAOOOOOO
1.GSP 2.Fedor 3.DC
>inb4 the Danacucks come in and shit on Fedor Get laid.
most complete fighter since GSP, if he fought the same caliber opponents as the guys above him he could be #1
Dylan Brooks
>DJ >GSP not #1 HAHAHAHAHA
Jordan Russell
Silva: >16 fight winstreak >15 finishes in 17 >walking highlight reel >moved up and embarrassed LHWs in multiple fights
GSP >9 straight decision wins >non-existent highlight reel >manlet weightclass >finished by a 5'6 featherweight journeyman
Benjamin Bell
*yawn* See >He's still not coping and is now retreating into delusions Wew, I CTE'd you just like I CTE'd anyone that dared flex at me on this board 3 years running.
>Barry Bonds is the greatest hitter of all time wrong >Jon Jones is the greatest fighter of all time. literally fought nobody besides DC
Josiah Lopez
based
Blake Hernandez
Holy fucking shit cazzies BTFO
Isaiah Brown
Fake Spainsperg getting a surprising amount of hits tonight
Matthew Murphy
retard
Jacob Rivera
literally fought more than 50% of the LHW Champs in company history
Matthew Young
If you use drugs to be the greatest, you aren't the greatest.
Sebastian Reed
>Barry Bonds is the only member of the 500 HR/ 500 SB club! He is also the only member of the 400 HR/ 400 SB club. >Barry Bonds (688 IBB) was intentionally walked more times than the Tampa Bay Rays as a franchise (~530 IBB). >If Bonds had retired in 1998, he would have retired with 99.6 bWAR. >From 2001-2004, Barry Bonds played in 573 games and reached base in 539 of them. That’s 94% of his games. >Bonds was once intentionally walked with the bases loaded.
beating DC twice > anything that bum fedor did in Japan
Wyatt Thomas
Why are there 4 literally whos on the poster for UFC 238 when the card has Cerrone/Ferguson on it? The PPV is going to fail because they didn't market the biggest fucking fight in the entire UFC right now.
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE MANLETS AND WOMEN FOR FUCK'S SAKE UFC STOP IT.
Ian Campbell
Who honestly gives a fuck about being natty? If for all of human history, we decided to never improve performance beyond our "natural" limits, we would still be middle of the food chain hunter gatherers.
Elijah Young
Barry Bonds has 7 MVP's you utter brainlet No one else has more than 3 LOL
Brayden Foster
>beating DC twice ummmmmmmmm sweetie I think you need to re-check that record book
Dominic Phillips
based in many ways, PEDs are natty
Caleb Young
>calls me a brainlet >proceeds to agree with me Nice one kiddo
Hudson Cox
GSP and Fedor were both clearly on peds back in the day
Caleb Powell
>Moving goalposts Imagine being this much of a remorseless, edgy, spineless bitch who thinks cheating is okay in any capacity.
lemme guess you think its a fat alcoholic wop from before televisions were colorized lol
Evan Gomez
he didn't grease himself, his retarded corner man greased him because he thought it was legal
Isaiah Scott
Genuinely surprised you haven't necked yourself yet lmao. How's life been going for you bro?
Grayson White
Do you really buy that? Greasing is obviously illegal even to someone that has never watched the sport, much less a cornerman/trainer. it was definitely intentional though I agree the guy is retarded
Brandon Baker
The problem with that is that there are hundreds of different PEDs, if you allow hundreds of PEDs then the athletes are going to take loads more PEDs to gain advantage. Then a fighter dies of a heart the size of Conor's head and questions start getting asked and the UFC is banned
The problem with not allowing PEDs is that there are hundreds of PEDs and hundreds of different testing methods, and some obviously slip the net.
The problem with the current state of affairs is that the UFC is in a changing period of testing for PEDs because now they are not allowed, as they used to be "not allowed" but obviously were used. They will give out passes and move the goalposts when it suits them.
If the PED testing was as strict as it should be then half of the roster would be banned and there would only be shit fighters left, no names and the UFC goes bust
It's an absolute shit show and niggerdana is to blame
David Gutierrez
He carried a bottle of vaseline into the octagon and greased him on camera for the world to see. Clearly he's retarded and thought it was legal
Angel Collins
I dream of a world where Woodley Masvidal'd Conor when they met backstage
GDR is a former UFC champion and potential female GOAT.
Ladd is a hungry prospect with mean GnP.
Faber is going to job to Simon, but still a legend returning is awesome.
Jordan Mitchell
Unironically you're a cazzie if you think this is a shit card. The main event is weak, but the rest of the card is great.
Blake Gray
Ladd, Simon, and Vettori are free money
Ryder Diaz
Barry bonds is a closetted homosexual faggot, every wonder why he loved playing in SF? no wonder all these leafs like him, not to mention he had to roid to get lower stats than babe ruth. KEK.
Kevin Morales
without looking it up, name one fighter who GDR has beaten besides Holm
Jordan Gomez
Raquel PEnnington you fucking mongrel
Zachary Edwards
cool, so now we've gone through the entire list of quality fighter's she's ever beaten. GOAT material for sure.
Jason Morgan
>Leafcuck mad because I exposed him as a CTE'd manlet incel who CANNOT cope with being of an inferior race
Who are these people? Being an attention whore tripfag is sad enough, but imagine how much of an utter societal outcast you'd have to be to unironically look up to one.
but whatever, I'm sure he'll call me a CTE'd manlet permavirgin, and chalk it up as another UTTER BTFOing. as usual.
Just took an edible lol I’m in for a zany night. So FUCKIN excited for the Ferguson fight but I’ll be in Ireland. Where’s a good place to watch the fights in Dublin?
Robert Moore
Why is brendan schaub always spammed here?
Cameron Miller
CTE'd manlet permavirgin copelet incel UTTERLY BTFO. He even realised his doom before I even addressed him LMOA.
It's honestly insane how much better the average boxer is than the average MMA fighter, let alone comparing the cream of the crop. Andy Ruiz could roll off the couch, strap on 4 ounce gloves, and beat Jon Jones into a living death in MMA in under a rounds, and in boxing it wouldn't even last a minute. Jon Jones looks like a spastic autismite on stilts compared to Ruiz, I cannot emphasise this enough. Jon is the undisputed GOAT of MMA and yet if he applied himself to a real sport like boxing he wouldn't even get beyond the regional level. That's how astrologically huge the difference in skillset is between MMA and boxing. >but the takedown! wrestling! Are you serious? Are you serious? Be serious. These are world class athletes, they aren't just going to flop onto their backs like some drunk MMA retard. A boxer needs to be almost knocked clean out before he even considers falling from his feet, and trust me some drooling MMA dopenut trying to clobber a boxer with wild telegraphed meathooks isn't gonna even touch a boxer's guard let alone get through it.
Tony is the best proven LW right now. He is very close to GOAT and one of the most exciting and interesting fighters in a sport that feels like nothing but the same wrestle boxer over and over
Watching him deal with his demons and channel his skill set and energy into new and creative ways to define MMA is a joy to watch
Dana once again missing the whole point because of weird stupid personal grudges
Elijah King
did schaub actually pay people to give him good reviews?
Joshua Roberts
Let's put it this way... There's a lot of people enjoying cbd oil right now
Lincoln Bennett
Lmao at Luke getting totally revved by professional troll Stephen A. Smith. Absolute DONK
reminder that The Messenger, The GOAT Combat Athlete, The American Dream, The Karate Hottie, The GOAT Killer, The King of Cringe, Henry Cejudo is eternally /ourguy/
>TONY FERGUSON NAILED CRUCIFIED HIS SON AND THEN LIT THE CROSS ON FIRE ON THE WHITE HOUSE FRONT LAWN TO STOP THE GANGSTALKERS FROM MIND CONTROLLING HIM THROUGH HIS KNEE CHIP IMPLANT >TONY FERGUSON NAILED CRUCIFIED HIS SON AND THEN LIT THE CROSS ON FIRE ON THE WHITE HOUSE FRONT LAWN TO STOP THE GANGSTALKERS FROM MIND CONTROLLING HIM THROUGH HIS KNEE CHIP IMPLANT >>TONY FERGUSON NAILED CRUCIFIED HIS SON AND THEN LIT THE CROSS ON FIRE ON THE WHITE HOUSE FRONT LAWN TO STOP THE GANGSTALKERS FROM MIND CONTROLLING HIM THROUGH HIS KNEE CHIP IMPLANT >TONY FERGUSON NAILED CRUCIFIED HIS SON AND THEN LIT THE CROSS ON FIRE ON THE WHITE HOUSE FRONT LAWN TO STOP THE GANGSTALKERS FROM MIND CONTROLLING HIM THROUGH HIS KNEE CHIP IMPLANT
James Flores
Why are all the mentally ill fuckups on heem? You never see /box/ get this bad
Joseph Gray
a lot of mandrama fan crossovers from Brock Lesnar and Phil Brooks
John James
Does anybody remember Poirier lol? he is getting the title shot not tony or cowboy...
No there's more than one swedish person using the internet at a time
Nolan Clark
Pretty sure we will see kebab v conor 2 or even tony before that
Chase Jenkins
It's a brazilian tradition
Chase Diaz
too bad she has to stay in brazil to continue the roid cycles. seems strange she still lives over there
Dominic Green
Do you claim Hermansson as Swedish? Thawlts on Gus losing to Smif? Would you go deep in Lina Lansberg? Why is Oliver Enkamp such a twink? Care to explain why hot white Swedish girls are so commonly taking that brown Muzzie dick?
Justin Reyes
Ali act?
James Parker
Are you being contrarian or just stupid? Weeks ago everyone was boying Tony and now from nowhere everyone is praising Cowboy? Theres no chance that reddit daddy is beating Tony, he doesn't have the hungry and Tony will just pressure him until he breaks himself just as it happened to Pettis
bros is it me or is there zero excitement and hype for these fights is the ufc dying? this wil very probably be the third card in a row that'll do mighty mouse ppv numbers talk to me bros
none of those people are even that good. hendricks beat the breaks off of him. bisping sucks and was still wrecking his face. penn was a good win. hughes was a good win. GSP is only good if you're a retard.
Levi Garcia
Brendan, this can all stop if you start watching fights again and bring back Big Brown Breakdown
No, although he should take the winner, loser fights CTEje
Noah Thomas
About the same as usual, all sports are suffering from the new modern age of everybody on there phones not going out to talk about things. Most cazzies just wait to post about the winner, and watch the owl
Joshua Garcia
they make too many events. it makes every event more mundane
Joseph Sanders
red pill is gsp wanted to lose this one, so he can retire, but he is such a goat, he couldnt lose even on purpose
Brody Wood
>those shart pants in the beginning lmao
Aiden Green
What the fuck he actually has shitted his pants and with the movement of a camera he's completely gone.
Brandon Cox
You say this shit every single thread Mexican user, but I'll be laughing when your pet psycho gets his head kicked in by dad Cerrone in the name of Dacson Danger Cerrone
Joshua Hill
Cowboy hasn't beaten a fighter over 5'10" since Matt "Heroin" Brown
Adam Nguyen
tony wins the fight cowboy wins the story khabib wins the battle gooby wins the war bj wins the strap
Charles Howard
brittle boned whiskey salesman will never enter the octagon again
desu I don't even care if he does other than for the memes, he makes millions a year without fighting and ufc pay is trash anyway.
Lincoln Morgan
luke is literally the one who told schaub about the ins and outs of the new ufc espn deal and how espn pays theufc 500k worth of ppvs every time and how the ufc doesn't need stars anymore because of that youtu.be/yKvRrwQv5sI schaub literally wouldn't know any of this if t hadn't been for luke
It's totally plausible that if the judges for the DC vs Gus and DC vs Jones fights were competent, both DC and Jones would have a loss to Gus on their record, and Gus would have been considered the greatest LHW of all time.
MMA history looks completely different because a couple of incompetent people wrote a 27 instead of a 26 on a piece of paper, and now Gus has retired a beltless nobody.
how does a guy like schaub who seems to do the absolute minimal work in everything get his own show, podcast, comedy tours, specials? am i missing something. his fight breakdowns make no sense, bascially speaking in generalizations and "heavyweights are tough" wow thanks schaub for that unbelievable breakdown. his comedy bits are about some madeup weed story and cte. is this the american dream?
Adam Peterson
Chicken
Jackson Green
yeah bro if adelaide byrd judged all the time maybe jon and dc would get robbed more, gus is a bum that snus'd himself
Mason Long
connection to joe rogan and friends, also byron callens
Benjamin Howard
4-2-0 Dude weed lmao
Benjamin Reyes
he didn't even watch the heavyweight fight. a guy who makes money off a fighting podcast doesn't even watch this shit.
Adam Carter
He's got the right manager. There's an Ali in every line of work
Cameron Bell
Boom roasted
Asher Cox
Yeah I noticed that too. Literally someone with NOooooo life
Jose Howard
Conor ain't fighting no more he's priced himself out the game just like nick and nate have been doing that to avoid fighting but the people only hear that he gets offered and no one signs
Grayson Miller
amerrican nigger got the victory via chokehold scam against the european white masterrace. why am i not surprised.
Xavier Rivera
Can someone edit this with Khabib and conor with all of Khabib boys and that one guy in jt?
Sebastian Hall
Why am I addicted to /heem/? Why do I check it before after and during work? Is there anyway to stop this?
Thomas Garcia
this just shows how much gsp fucked them up you brainlet spic
you get a dopamine release after seeing a schaub post
Chase Parker
who
Lucas Foster
darren till, la
Grayson Cooper
Jessica eye is going to shock the world.
Ayden Murphy
fuck isis
Alexander Cox
jessica pink eye bruh
Nathan Jackson
damn user calm down
Aiden Cooper
When I was two I wrestled an iguana
Connor Ross
Uh, because they’re legit his friends and are probably happy for his success because comedy isn’t a zero sum game. Schaub has also noted that unsuccessful comedians resent him for his meteoric rise.
That's life. Imagine how many there are athletes who made it forth on the Olympics and never had a medal because of it. Majority of sportsmen are idiots but you have respect the mental strength their have to cope with shit like this Connections. It's the most important thing in life.
Easton Sanders
Why do they have ring girls for female fighters, why not ring guys? At least then I’d have a reason to watch wmma
For those that missed it, UFC actually has a video on their official channel acknowledging the former existence of Pride FC. I thought Dana wanted it forgotten. Haven't seen it yet, need to pretend to work for a while, will report later on if its good.
Alexander Carter
I invented 3 Heem threads below the bump limit
Thomas Edwards
um sweatie, his name is elias theodorou
Zachary Stewart
Shut up you dang queer. Most WMMA fighters are dykes.
Austin Lee
Who is your favorite woman fighter?
Samuel Reyes
thank you Chikuwa
Robert Lee
I own heem followed by Jessica Eye.
Colton Scott
valentina
Gabriel Phillips
Joanna
Tyler Roberts
veronica macedo
Joseph White
What kind of mental illness do people who pine after ugly Nip WMMA cans have? Imagine being the twiggy faggot obsessed with licking that shitter Rena's sweaty soles LMFAOOOOO
GSP has always had puffy nips and a pot belly. Pic related is from his first pro fight at 21. The puffy nips might be from taking testosterone, but the potbelly is easily explained by gymnastics, age and colitis. If you think a smart and mindful guy like GSP would abuse HGH so recklessly at age 21 (young and healthy unlike the guys who typically get caught for it) that his intestines double in size, THEN you need to stay in your lane b, cause you headed for CTE city.
10/10 LOL HILARIOUS dmkolinski30 May 2019 What do you get when you take Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Louis C.K. and mix them all into one comedian? Easy. Brandon Schaub. Joe Rogan and Bryan callen should be taking notes on how to deliver a punch line bc this guys has it figured out!! I'm only keeping my Showtime subscription bc this special DELIVERED.
John Roberts
Uh sweaty...yeah...uhm.... shitposting isn’t the same as having to honor front of a crowd and do a stand up routine. You don’t have the courage to leave your moms basement let alone go on stage. It’s actually hilarious, and telling, that you would even think to equate a riskless post on Yea Forums with a stand up routine.
Isaiah Ortiz
lmao that didn't even cross my mind
Levi Torres
based Coral doing his part for bps.
Isaac Price
there was no crowd that was impressive at the end how he made it look like he was thanking his audience when in reality there was literally no one out there
Joseph Sanders
Oh yeah he's a real rebel without an applause.
Easton Turner
Now you’re just lying to make yourself feel better. You literally can’t handle reality. Schaub would unironically pity you in real life. Just let that sink in, if you were in a room with Schaub you know he would be the alpha.
Cooper Lopez
10/10 Haters will hate. Keep producing quality work sir! kfritton29 May 2019 I've been watching him fight and listening to TFATK and other podcasts he's been on for years now and I understand the significance of this for this man. I thought Brendan's first special was pretty damn funny! What a great achievement to have completed. I know he's loved comedy since he was a little guy. How many of us can say we have achieved and conquered a childhood dream of ours? Not f@&king many, people! I was bent over, trying to catch my breath a few times! #2plynolie It was an awesome venue, great laughs and an even better performer. Thank you sir for proving that our wildest dreams can come true. Also congratulations man! We're all happy for you... and the ones that aren't, well they're just jealous.
Christian Lee
What word captures feeling pity, respect, and disgust?
Connor Brown
>sitting on 4channel.org h8ing on another man who doesn’t even know he exists Yeah bro, you’re for sure winning in life. Have a peach of a day my man.
Jordan Richardson
Where's That McDonald's Reciept?
Cameron Russell
Schaub is a fat retarded douche canoe
Liam Russell
Are we in kindergarten? iix-314221 June 2019 Jokes about haircuts and clothing. Jokes about how gay he looks. What is this?Kindergarten? Had to stop after 15 minutes. I wasn't bribed to leave a positive review so this is a true "1 star". would have been a Zero but,,,,,Brendan's Dad was right to steer his son away from comedy and into MMA. He obviously wasn't funny in HIS living room
Angel Ward
She is selling some drug on her social media, claiming it cures CTE. So I can't really like her.
Hunter Evans
she sustained brain damage from getting hit by a vehicle when she was a teenager and she still doesnt wear a helmet while riding her motorcycle
Blake Lee
>deletes all the rottentomatoes reviews >everyone reviews again >blocks you from viewing their comments what a fucking loser
I don't think he can do that himself, somebody else is doing it, probably because reviews look like a coordinated raid or something.
Joshua Robinson
Only good post today
Brandon Rodriguez
new once bump limit:
Jack Taylor
FUCK I’m still high
Alexander Barnes
Based, in about to take a dab
Parker White
Grow up.
Sebastian James
Okay, dad
Dominic Evans
thank you
Landon Walker
No problem, but I already know you didn’t post the link, because i unironically posted the link and the post you’re replying to.
Leo Phillips
i unironically knew that lol
Gavin Young
>“I do 90% of my reading through audiobooks” Joe Rogan, 2019 lmao
Camden Stewart
ДAГECTAH is modern-day Sparta! >Spartan upbringing where you have to fight to survive, elders encourage kids fighting (pic related) >per capita most wrestlers and mma fighters in the world by far, including many olympic champions and a ufc champion >the village elders are effectively ruling the villages >women have one right: the right to remain silent
Read the rest of the thread, you illiterate spic. I like both fighters and have been on Tony's side ever since he fucked up RDA. Neck yourself, don't wait for the cartel to do it for you.
It was a response to that fucktard saying that "Jones has a unique ability to mentally destroy his opponents". Get help, shitskin. Don't get angry at your superiors and don't project your mudskin onto me you fuckwipe tourist.
