>What now for Tottenham Hotspur, who must return to the drawing board following their defeat at the hands of Liverpool in Saturday’s Champions League final in Madrid. While they were away, somebody sketched portraits of Real Betis’s central midfielder Giovani Lo Celso, his Lyon counterpart Tanguy Ndombélé, Celta Vigo striker Maxi Gómez and Fulham winger Ryan Sessegnon, whose collective price-tag of well over £140m could send a chill down the spine of the club’s thrifty chairman Daniel Levy.
Meanwhile at Manchester United, Romelu Lukaku‘s mooted £60m move to Inter has hit a snag. Reports in assorted English tabloids suggest the Serie A side need to raise £40m by the end of this month in order to comply with financial fair play rules and will therefore be unable to make any big name signings unless they can offload a couple of players first. Asked by the BBC World Service if he was hoping to sign Lukaku, new Inter manager Antonio Conte was non-committal(ish). “I think now it’s very difficult to talk about this,” he said. “For sure, we have a plan to try to improve the team but it will be very important for the players, it will be very important to have a great will and great ambition, me, the players and the club, to try to reduce this gap.”
>United are interested in a right-back, but are believed to have baulked at the £30m Tottenham Hotspur are asking for Kieran Trippier, who looks to have have played his last game for the club. Crystal Palace whelp Aaron Wan-Bissaka is also the subject of interest at Old Trafford, but may prefer to join their local rivals Manchester City, who are also keen on securing his services.
kai havertz is such a qt boi any other qt boi young prospects you know of?
Nathaniel White
Roma winger Cengiz Ünder is wanted at Everton, who have had an initial bid of almost £25m for the Turkish winger turned down by the Italian club. The 21-year-old has also turned heads at Arsenal. Having been linked with a move to Manchester United, Everton’s Brazilian winger Richarlison has told FourFourTwo he’s happy where he is. “It’s a nice feeling when you get praise for your good work, but I’m not thinking about a transfer at the moment,” he said. “I’ve just arrived at Everton. I’m happy here.” Bless.
>No shortage of uncertainty remains over the future ownership of Newcastle United and the reign of Rafael Benítez as the club’s manager. The Express claims the Spaniard has decided that if the Bin Zayed Group are successful in their takeover bid, he’ll treat himself to Paris Saint-Germain goalkeeper Kevin Trapp and Jan Hurtado, a 19-year-old Venezuelan striker with Argentinian side Gimnasia.
And finally, unwanted at PSG, where his contract expires at the end of this month, Adrien Rabiot has been offered £175,000 per week and a £4.5m signing on fee by Manchester United, but would prefer to keep his Thursday nights free and is angling for a move to Liverpool instead. Previously a target of Tottenham, Juventus and Barcelona, the French midfielder is reported to have priced himself out of a move in January.
it's confirmed in Argentina that Santiago Sosa is getting bought by Everton for 15 millions (I think dollars, not Euros, all contracts here are in dollars) he is in the U20 world cup in Poland, and won't play another match in Argentina. His parents confirmed it. He is a defensive midfielder from River Plate. Now they just have to work out the work permit. If he does good there he could go to the world cup in Quatar, because there is low competition for that position in Argentina. Only Paredes, who is a very different style of midfielder.
Tyler Powell
You beat me to it
West Ham fear they will miss out on André Gomes to Everton despite lodging a £20m bid for the Barcelona midfielder. The London Stadium club have already had an £18m bid for the Portugal player knocked back and have returned to Barcelona with a new offer. It is thought the Spanish champions want at least £25m for the 25-year-old. [The Guardian]
>Aston Villa are chasing Cardiff City goalkeeper Neil Etheridge and have already had a bid knocked back. WalesOnline understands Villa saw a bid of around £8m rejected by the Bluebirds , who aren't interested in selling one of their star performers unless a "generous offer" is made for his services. [WalesOnline]
A number of Premier League clubs are interested in offering West Bromwich Albion striker Jay Rodriguez a route back to the top tier. His hometown club Burnley, who made a £16m bid to re-sign their academy product last summer, could also return for the versatile forward although Bournemouth is also said to be interested. [Express and Star]
>Manchester United have moved into pole position to sign Leicester City's James Maddison this summer. United have made the 22-year-old their new priority, and he is likely to cost close to £60million if he leaves the King Power this summer. No official bid has been made yet, and this is still the early stage of enquiries and discussions about the transfer. [Independent]
MAIN STORY: Juventus are interested in signing Paul Pogba back from Manchester United, according to Sky in Italy. The Italian champions have made contact with Pogba's agent Mino Raiola over a potential summer move for the France international. Pogba has told Mino Raiola he wants to rejoin Juventus, according to reports from Express. [Sky Sports]
Caleb Murphy
>A number of Premier League clubs are interested in offering West Bromwich Albion striker Jay Rodriguez a route back to the top tier.
Is Sessegnon even good? Every time I watched him he looked nothing special. Like Masuaku tier
Daniel Bailey
And Paredes is dogshit. People underrated Lukaku. In Serie A, he will score 30+ goals.
Evan Martin
le fast nigger
Liam Hall
Lo Celso and N'Dombele would be amazing. Spurs also need to realize that Kane can't play every fucking match down to FA cup matches in Cambridge. Let Son and Lucas run the show in those matches at striker. It was ok two seasons ago and it should be ok now considering he keeps fucking his ankle up. Either that or get a capable second striker to let him rest for important matches.
this. too error-prone in possession. would be excusable if he was a teenager. the last thing united need is another loose cannon. it'll be hilarious though
theoretically.. the yorobeat highlights I watchef of him he seems like he's more of a passer than a shooter
Jacob Diaz
Nah he plays either the Trequartista role, or the pure centrocampista. He's played some regista but isn't strong defensively
Samuel Miller
he is a midfielder that scores a lot for a midfielder, similar to Di Maria when he plays as a midfielder instead of a winger. he does defend more than Di Maria. I guess he could play as a striker, as in, play behind the 9 in a 4-2-3-1 or 4-3-2-1 or something like that, but it would be more like AM than striker
Daniel Peterson
Ahh, Javi, or some say Javi Martinez… Do you hear our prayers? No, us scousers will not abandon the dream. No one can catch us, no one can stop us now!
I saw him lined up as ST in betis' last game against real madrid, kinda surprised me.
Connor White
just read Sosa will have an EU passport before year's end, must have recent Spanish/Italian ancestors, so, work permit would only be an issue for a few months I don't know if Brexit will change any of this, if people with EU passports will continue to be able to play in the UK as if they werent foreigners
I like how South Americans typically return to their boyhood club, wish Europeans would do that more often
Austin Cook
iirc they wanted to buy Di Maria a couple of years before but they couldnt because of a contract he signed with RM that would have made him extremely expensive. they had to wait 5 years to pass since Di Maria left RM. It's something RM begun to do to make sure their explayers don't go to Barcelona.
Alexander Collins
kek Based Sarcastic Sun Flag user
Camden James
well, in the 442 they plat di maria would fit better than coutinho
I don't know why atletico want him tho, they have lemar who plays almost the same role
Brayden White
Rooney did, it didn't end well
Luis Adams
Im hoping a big european team or an EPL top half side buy them
another thread where the only on-topic post is the OP and the rest of the thread is virgins talking about whores they'll never fuck
William Rivera
Lemar isn't doing very good, which makes sense because I think they play him out of position. Simeone keeps buying wingers, makes them play as midfielders in a 442, and also wants them to defend a lot. Perhaps he has finally learned you cant have a midfield made of 4 Busquets.
Dylan King
Most of the thread has been on topic
Ethan Cooper
Rooney at Everton was fine, he had some goals and they weren't doing anything special anyway. Far from a disaster
David Collins
This. Wish people would go back to where they came from more often
Nathaniel Reyes
spotted the virgin
Charles Mitchell
Ben Yedder would be the perfect player for this role.
Xavier Foster
He was their top scorer in a team that signed seven number 10s that year
Eli Taylor
t. virgin
Lucas Thompson
>Based Sarcastic Sun Flag user I thought it was a cheeky star flag
Justin Morgan
Imagine a 37 year old Robben cutting inside and banging in left footers at Groningen
Nah Zidane wants Mane, the deal for Mane to go to Madrid was all done last year but he pulled out because Zidane left and he would only go to play for Zidane.
Henry Lopez
Mane isn’t going anywhere..
Hudson Nguyen
>no hazard >probably javi gracia taking over how fucked are chelsea lol?
Can I get a rundown on the meme position names i.e. trequarista, regista, madonna, lampana, etc?
Matthew Turner
Regista is a midfielder that plays in the position of the defensive midfielder, but doesn't defend, he just makes many excellent passes, especially long distance ones. A creative midfielder that plays very deep. The most famous one is Pirlo, but there are some active ones, like Ever Banega in Sevilla. They tend to be the free kick specialists of the team too. It wouldnt be impossible for an old 38 years old Messi to end up playing in that position.
Matthew Scott
>sign 3 wingers when they play a 3-5-2 genius
David Sanders
Trequarista is a "three-quarter forward" somewhere between an attacking midfielder and a striker, basically a second striker, expected to provide chances as well but more specialised in finishing moves than a normal #10
Dominic Powell
Gotze can play Right Wing or AMC/CAM. Ziyech can play Left Wing or AMC/CAM. These are two positions that Arsenal need to fix. Robben can play on either wing but predominately Left Wing. So it'd be like this
Sorry, late here. Robben can play either wing but predominately Right Wing. Gotze can play Left Wing. Got it wrong way round.
Austin Nguyen
This is a burger tier post
Jacob Green
I don't know, it rings more of a deluded but legit fan on some forum 10-12 years ago. the fact that he's spelled half of arsenal's players' names wrong adds to the nostalgic charm
Leo Taylor
to be honest i am just shitposting because i can't sleep no fucking bully, Sosa.
Xavier Foster
Not really. Gotze has been constantly linked to Arsenal. Robben is free. Ziyech is £25m. I don't see the issue with it. Kannemann is cheap and linked with Arsenal. Your autism about spelling is weird but whatever. It's not beyond reason especially when they're probably within the price range. Robben isn't a step down in quality to fucking Iwobi. He wouldn't go to Arsenal, sure, but he could improve the team if he went.
Lucas Ortiz
>javi gracia he'll be there to fuck things up so badly that there'll be less pressure on Lampard next season
Isaac Morris
nobody is going to buy ozil, ziyech isn't good enough to start regularly (ditto kannemann, probably), gotze wouldn't improve the team, and robben wouldn't join as you say
Hudson Perry
Thing is, I'm going on what Arsenal can get and buy. Kannemann is £10m and whether he's good or not, he is a new player they could probably afford that isn't too bad. Ziyech is the same. Who do they play in the Ramsey position now? Xhaka? Ozil? Robben on a single year contract isn't bad, he's 37 and I don't see any CL clubs going for him. I dunno mate, just thinking.
Lucas Wright
>a geriatric le cut inside man and fat German manlet will save us
Christian Smith
i was shitposting mate, still can't sleep. don't really care, arsenal are doomed, might as well make it funnier. robben is unironically better than iwobi.
Dylan Brown
>another day of no transfers awaits
Benjamin Scott
Reminder the task of rebuilding a team that is losing Pogba and De Gea is at helm of one man. Reminder the sole reason of their poor form is allegedly fatigue....this fatigue was the reason they lost 2-0 to relegated Cardiff at home Reminder they have already lost Herrera, Mata and Fellaini and seek to get rid of Lukaku and Sanchez Reminder journalists have been advised 5 signings AT BEST
Reminder OGS will be sacked before December and nothing is going to change
>Young Contract Expires - June 2020 Boss another extention please, I still have another few years left.
Jordan Adams
Transferred a sick note to my boss, now free to shitpost for two weeks
Leo Murphy
Lozano when????
Lucas Sanchez
it will happen as well. Wan-Bissaka is going to City to keep bench warm, and Meunier is going Everton. Its obvious why as well. Any new signing knows theyre going to a team that is a sinking ship with an out of depth Manager who will be gone before December
Anthony Ortiz
>Man Utd have nobody who can play on the right >Arjen Robben is available for free Surely that would work for a year
Grayson White
Reminder I am only posting Cold Hard Facts here. United fans should all swallow the black pill, as I have done.
Brayden Phillips
Assensio
Justin Collins
Messi doesn't have the vision. His passes are precise but predictable really
>net spend >only last 5 years >when_you_want_liverpool_city_and_chelsea_to_look_good.jpg Also we all worked out a few /trans/ ago that wage bill is the real marker of a plastic team.
Club is truly going down the drain, let that sink in. Maybe this is a sign they will start tapping up players like Liverpool do
Gavin Fisher
spurs are GOAT
Blake Johnson
Oh for fuch sake.
Nicholas Taylor
i think it depends on how you get the wage bill. if you sign players on low wages then give them big contracts to keep them around once theyve earned them thats fine, but signing players for 250k plus a week when you dont even know if theyll be worth it or not is a no no
Elijah Jackson
>United, Liverpool, Chelsea and City are the only clubs who have ever spent over £100m netspend in a season >people will say they're not money clubs Spurs are truly the only good team in the league, followed by Arsenal and Burnley.
They’re buying every single u18 promising player rather than spending 50m on them 3 years later Nicky Butt is having a great transfer window
Jack Price
Well, Liverpool's players are all on £200k+, which makes them the 2nd highest wage bill in the league behind only Manchester 'We Can Sign Anybody' United. It goes
1. United 2. Liverpool 3. City 4. Chelsea 5. Arsenal 6. Spurs
And Arsenal will be even lower now because they lost Welbeck, Ramsey and Cech's £100k odd each.
Brody Baker
Is netspend the sign of a clueless /trans/ lad?
Jose Price
>Worse squad in decades, Not splashed any cash yet. Let that sink in What? Is this United fan a mental case or something? United have spent fuck loads. They also have the highest wage bill in the league.
Lincoln Cook
Nicky Butt sounds like a nonce
Jaxson Reyes
It’s the sign of a scouser Even after a champions league win they must argue they did it on the cheap
Samuel Clark
Rating or not rating Verratti is the deciding factor for me
Christopher Nguyen
Yes. Netspend is a fucking meme. We all agreed that wage bill is the real sign of a plastic club. Certain fans have fought for total spend to be ignored, then fought for netspend to be ignored, so we're left with the only marker which is wage bill.
David Sanchez
And the cash has been wasted and will continue to be wasted. Don’t you keep up?
Brandon Foster
Yeah I do, but I'm replying to the >Not splashed any cash yet. Comment. They HAVE splashed cash. On stuff that has underperformed. So underperformed an user forgot Fred was even a player for United to list in a list of United midfielders.
William Carter
>all this woodward out shit >it doesn't matter >it doesn't work I feel sorry for United, but they have it better than Arsenal. At least United will spend £200m to shut you up.
Dylan Peterson
He's an angry manlet and also a brainlet. Loved his hostage video from 2(?) years ago
Benjamin Barnes
Got until 14th June to pay for my season ticket. Ole is gonna sign some players before then r-right?
Brody Allen
Where is Dutch photoshop user? I have a meme request.
Xavier Harris
Yes but you wont like'em
Jaxson Sullivan
I'm worried about Mane leaving. He didn't look very happy on the parade bus. Rumour has it he lost his CL medal though.
But besides that he was furious with Salah for not passing yet again.
Liverpool are preparing for signing Mbappe...again. But may have missed the golden opportunity, as they should have signed him before PSG shackled him. FSG said that it won't happen again and the next time a world class talent comes up, they will have the funds ready.
>Can you do a toilet to represent the current state of the club? lel
Matthew Cox
Wages is a meme because city pay gorillions in bonuses to get round FFP. Did you see Pep's answer when he was asked if he was getting extra pay under the table? Where's the good data anyway, Sanchez's wages jump between 300k to 500k depending on who you ask
Logan Reed
Because you know that Woodward won't end this transfer window without one or two big signings for Ole? Because you know they'll happily fire Ole in December if you're not in Top 4. Because you're not worse than Arsenal who won't do any of that and could lose their best player?
Julian James
So I was right when I said that Liverpool's net spend was the same as West Ham winning the CL
ABL scum BTFO
Jace Anderson
Post yfw when Liverpool wins the septuple next year
Would be hilalrious. Poop the autist wouldn't be able to sleep for years.
Thomas Brown
Juventus have joined the race to sign Ajax's Matthijs de Ligt, tabling a £75m bid. (Daily Mirror)
>Manchester United are set to enquire about the availability of Crystal Palace's Aaron Wan-Bissaka after cooling their interest in Tottenham's Kieran Trippier. (Daily Mirror)
Arsenal are to launch a double bid for Sampdoria duo Dennis Praet and Joachim Andersen for £37m this summer. (Daily Star)
>James Maddison is a target for Manchester United and could cost the club £60m, report The Independent.
Former Real Madrid and Spain coach Julen Lopetegui, who was sacked by the La Liga giants in October following a 5-1 thrashing at Barcelona in the Clasico, looks set to become the next coach of Sevilla. He will sign a three-year deal until June 2022, report AS.
>Lazio are reportedly planning a triple swoop for Torino midfielder Daniele Baselli, SPAL wingback Manuel Lazzari and Club Brugge striker Wesley.
Manchester City are reportedly preparing a £50m (€56m) bid for Juventus right-back Joao Cancelo.
>Inter have reportedly agreed terms with Nicolo Barella but are still €10m away from Cagliari’s asking price.
Frank de Boer has claimed that agents ran Inter and ‘took up 50 percent of my time’ during his ill-fated reign in 2016.
After this season you'd think there would be more rumors around Ziyech, he's better than most of the frauds who make the transfer headlines these days. Some PL side will most likely end up picking him up.
Jose Torres
>Title >FA Cup >Champions League >League Cup >Super Cup >Community Shield >FIFA Club World Cup This is actually pretty fucking doable. Super Cup is theirs. Community Shield is 50/50. The rest is easy bar Title.
Was hoping for a Day In The Life revival but with United. Except when it goes 'I like this guy' go 'This guy has a lot of Instagram followers' then buy him. Then maybe end with 'It's an honour to play for United' with 'Go out there and dab, faggot'. Or something like that.
Or perhaps a meme about Woodward saying 'The fans want me out, deploy the Manchester United Sinks Set' or something.
>yfw you gave up collecting transfer rumours because you realise none of them are going to happen It hurts, lads. Why did I do?
Carson Hernandez
yes buy Ziyech, it'll be hilarious to watch him fail
Isaiah Ross
Someone actually greenlit these
Asher Taylor
He's midtable trash but Arsenal are bottom table trash kept up purely be Auba and Laca.
Ryder Harris
Realistically, how do you fix United? Buying players like Rabiot and Bale has been a failed strategy so far, they are basically clones of Pogba and Sanchez and will only be there to earn huge wages while not meeting expectations. Other teams have realized how desperate they are so signing British players like Maguire, Wan Bissaka and Maddison who might not be top tier but will care enough to show up will cost as much as buying your Griezmanns, your Dybalas, etc.
Is there a rational solution to this?
Justin Davis
What will Liverpool fans have to talk about when they “sign mbappe” and their “net spend” is through the roof.
Will they stop supporting the scouse because money is ruining football and they like city are “buying titles”
David Edwards
for the love of /trans/ lads
Nathaniel Baker
Maddison is top tier
Gavin Cox
Everton should sign him
Isaac Wood
I don't think I can keep adding to it desu. Anyway, trying to resurrect DitL posting.
Raid Serie A for their best players. Serie A aside from Juve and Inter have no money.
Atalanta Torino and Samp all over performed this year. Take each of their best players
Joshua Nelson
Everton could realistically win the league if they did. I dunno why people are saying a dude with 24 odd goals and 24 odd assists is somehow bad. Arsenal need somebody to replace Ramsey and he's within their small budget. He could do well for Wolves, Everton or Burnley too.
Sebastian Wright
Take a break lad. We're not going anywhere I appreciate the effort.
Arsenal have offered Laurent Koscielny to Inter Milan. He’s been rejected.
Jonathan Murphy
At least you know you have a ban and don’t need to hope.
David Foster
dutch competition is shit. Luuk de Jong is topscorer here. He would be fine for Everton, maybe Arsenal if they want to compete with Everton for the 7-8th spot
Jordan Morgan
Yeah but all their players are shit except Icardi who is a nutter
Isaac Flores
Reminder that /trans/ is hips-thread. Looking for the pictures of this grill. I have lost mine somewhere
Chelsea fans seem to forget they've had like £2bn spent on transfers since Roman took over and despite their drop in quality, still are spending huge amounts every window and this gets results one way or another.
Nicholas Bailey
This coming from a deluded Spuds fan from a cuck country.
Real Madrid are expected to sign Lyon left-back Ferland Mendy for £49m from Lyon on a contract until the summer of 2025, report AS.
>Confirmation from Sevilla that Julen Lopetegui has taken over as their new boss.
Shakhtar Donetsk will reportedly let Paulo Fonseca join Roma for free, but the Coach wants assurances before taking over. However, the newspaper warns he is seeking promises from the Giallorossi with regards to building a ‘competitive’ team.
>Benfica have emerged as strong contenders to sign Real Madrid goalkeeper Keylor Navas this summer, report Diario AS.
Alaves have completed the signing of striker Lucas Perez from West Ham United on a three-year deal, it has been confirmed.
The problem is we spend money on shit transfers most of the time Last summer we didn't even sign that many players. We got jorginho but Kepa was a Courtois replacement so it's not like we significantly strengthened. Kovacic was a loan. We've bought Bakayoko, Drinkwater, Zappacosta and Morata within the last two years. Roughly £150m on benchwarmers and loan army fodder
> Of the 22 FIFA Executive Committee members who voted to award the 2018 and 2022 World Cups to Russia and Qatar, nearly all of them are either banned from football, convicted of fraud, indicted by government authorities, or accused of some level of corruption and malpractice.
Based
Alexander Bailey
Peak smugness, can't stand him
Luke Roberts
Germany legend Franz Beckenbauer has expressed his desire for Jurgen Klopp to become Bayern Munich manager in the future after his incredible feat with Liverpool.
"I want nothing more than to see Klopp come to Bayern one day, it would be a good fit," Beckenbauer, who won five German titles with Bayern as a player and coach, told German newspaper Bild.
"Jurgen brought a new type of football to Germany... what he began in Dortmund, he has refined in Liverpool. He is the worlds best."
He added: "I think that a job in England robs you of energy. As a manager in the Premier League, you have more responsibility than as a coach in the Bundesliga.
Klopp responded:
"I like Franz [Beckenbauer] - and he likes me, however, Bayern have very good coach. And what could be in five years or more, I do not know.
HAPPENING?
Joseph Bailey
Okay lads. I had an attempt at making my own meme since Dutch photoshop lad only did half.
Where's the greaseball who laughed at me for saying Sarri to Juve :]
Isaac Walker
>Liverpool played Benfica's B team in Marbella before the Champions League final. Turns out it was more than just for fitness reasons, it was specific tactical preparation. I translated some quotes from Renato Paiva (Benfica B manager) who talked to newspaper ABola about it.
>"They couldn't pick an English team due to information leaks, they couldn't' peak a Spanish team because Poch spent a lot of years in Spain, they couldn't pick a French team because Lloris is France's goalkeeper. So they had to go with a Portuguese team." Like this quote, too.
Why Arsenal aren't signing Godin I do not know. Or Rabiot. Welbeck will probably go to West Ham or Mememouth or something like that. Sturridge as well.
Dylan Morales
A. Herrera psg Hector Herrera Atletico Godin Inter
Owen Sanchez
Ander Herrera to PSG. Godin to Inter. Portoposter kept saying Atletico will sign Hector Herrera.
Levi Rodriguez
Bar the writing not being the same this is solid work 8/10. Need more. What happened to this board? Why has all the creativity left? Might start a thread. If there was a template, people prob would do more.
Not yet, but Sarri did just give an in-depth interview to the Italian Vanity Fair. One of the things he said was: "Us Italians miss our country tremendously if we are not there. It was hard to be as far away from my friends and see my father and mother so little. " vanityfair.it/sport/calcio/2019/06/04/maurizio-sarri-intervista-vanity-fair
Jayden Diaz
Can't believe we got Brandt so cheap.
Levi Edwards
James Olley: Arsenal are determined to keep Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, amid interest from China, he has two years remaining on his deal and the club plans to offer him an extension. Talks are also due with Alexandre Lacazette over his situation, with both Barcelona and Atletico Madrid interested.
Carter Cooper
About his eternal tracksuit: "If a club asks me to dress differently, I will do that of course. But those youth trainers who stand next to barren football fields in three-part suits, I find that to be a little pathetic."
Julian Gonzalez
Based
Isaiah Peterson
Me neither. Good bidness that one
Camden Cook
About superstition: "I am less superstitious than people think. The only thing I still do is not entering the field before the last whistle. But sometimes the dugout is on the other side of the field and I have to. The more you win, the less you will believe in such things."
The man wins one trophy and has gone mad with power all of a sudden
Navas, Llorente, Hamez, Odegaard, Mariano, and Kovacic might be enough
Christopher Fisher
Sancho is a starter in that team
Nolan Carter
>madrid getting transfers done >meanwhile United busy having 20th anniversary sink deals
Jaxson Moore
Tbf what is more important? Washing your hands is important as fuck
Samuel Nguyen
Damn Real have already spent like €155m and the Hazard deal isn't even done yet.
Jaxson Johnson
I now remember Militao, he was really good over those 2 legs of Roma - Porto in the CL
Anthony Reed
Getting rid of cr7 and his wages helped.
Eli King
Anyone wanna join together and plot to give Ed Woodward brain disease?
I’ve heard vaccinations cause autism so maybe spooking him into having every injection possible might work?
Austin Taylor
>falling for the sanitary jew
Julian Mitchell
>De Ligt: have now heard from two top European clubs who were told by his people that he "only" wants to go to them. SAGA
Isaac Bennett
>inb4 De Ligt stays at Ajax; Madrid buy Daley Blind
Easton Scott
Man Utd and who else?
Gavin Cook
>sell Cuntinho for £140m >buy Van Dijk and Alisson with the funds >earn £250m from the CL run >ABLs say you ain't allowed to use that moolah. Keyword: EARN
Mason Scott
Anyone else want a cup of tea and digestive biscuit?
250m is all their TV revenue combined, so Cups, PL and CL
CL 'only' makes about about 90m of that or something
Jackson Thomas
Just more money to boost our godly net spend mate
Seriously it's like as if Newcastle just won the CL - that is how good our frugally assembled squad is
Cooper Lopez
>City and Madrid now buying depth players for fucking 50-60M
Jesus christ.
Brandon Garcia
They announced they had more than 300M for transfers this year
Noah Cruz
>godly net spend please see CL Finalists Spurs do a great big steaming turd on your "godly" net spend
Charles Gomez
Before the final Brian Clough let his players treat it like a drinking holiday and occasionally did a bit of training on a roundabout. How times change
Aiden Sullivan
So it was more our CL win was more like West Ham or Bournemouth winning the champions league
No not really because neither West Ham nor Bournemouth don't have a wage bill as high as you
Jayden Ortiz
Militao for 50m Rodrygo for 45m Jovic for 60m Hazard for ~100m Lyon's LB for ~50m There's your 300m. If they sell Navas, Bale and Modric they'll have enough money to fix the midfield as well.
Oliver Jackson
Rodrygo were last windows budget.
Austin Sanders
Considering Poch had his players stepping on cole and breaking arrows on their necks, I think this may have been the best approach.
Mason Williams
lol wage bill fake metric invented by ABL's
Net spend is the true measure of success, it's backed by mathematics and science
Just accept that Liverpool are now set to dominate Europe and the league for the next 15 years.
Dominic Butler
Take a look at spurs you faggot
Chase Roberts
I bet you listen to Florence and the Machine lmao
Evan Hughes
Well maybe. But they’ll probably kill a load of innocent fans for the 3rd time and get England banned from Europe
We've already established that Spurs have better net spend, so what now?
Charles Butler
so Klopp has no sense of loyalty to Dortmund? Are Barcelona-Real Madrid the only big teams that hate each other and it's huge treason if you move from one to the other?
Jackson Rivera
Lads. Salah spotted in Manchester
Adrian Davis
Haha we didnt want him to stay anway. Have fun with that 60M one season wonder
The wage meme is all they have holding back their full ABL meltdown. They don't believe in net spend, the Coutinho money disappeared into thin air you see
Joshua Miller
Lots of Juve fans are very unhappy about Conte going to Inter desu
He used to be their captain as well, and obviously was the manager that made them great again
Anthony Sanchez
see
Julian Fisher
not playing in bundes
Sebastian Ward
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
the board veto:ed the transfer beacause he has no sell on value and that would affect liverpools net spend to much.
Nathan Price
Shut the fuck up go to your /abl/ general jesus christ
Andrew Butler
people are just really fucking sick of the netspend thing
Landon Morales
Italians are shameless with their incesteous club-swapping. Lippi went from Juve to Inter and back again
Jayden Cruz
then stop getting baited
Cooper Stewart
For me, it's net-trophies Years you exist as a club minus the amount of trophies you've won
Or spend-per-trophy Total transfer expenditure divided by the amount of trophies you've won
Tyler Wright
->
Leo Richardson
If Origi was smart he'd hand in a transfer request now. He'll never get more than back-up minutes at Liverpool and his 2 goals in the CL semi and one in the final should be enough to get him a decent move somewhere.
Zachary Rodriguez
I will never understand why bringing up net spend triggers some retards. Like it's a bad thing that a club balances the books and doesn't go into debt.
Michael Smith
Trippier-Dybala swap
Andrew Edwards
debt doesn't matter
Eli Ross
Would somebody please buy Boateng? He is a diverse pro dabbing ex world champion ready to give all for his new club.
Smalling is a perfectly fine squad player. He’s fast, strong, and the only defender they have with any ability in the air. Jones and Young needed to leave years ago.
Jack Jenkins
It does matter for clubs that aren't playthings of foreign slavers so I can understand that it's an unknown concept for supporters of english clubs.
Wyatt Stewart
>no new signings yet P-please announce a creative midfielder.
>City are signing a rb and an attacking midfielder
Literally the two positions they could go without buying players for the most
Owen Martinez
because they hate the fact liverpool are achieving what they are without spending much thats it really, thats the whole reason
Landon Hill
Getting bought by PSG
Evan Jones
Why don't Liverpool go for De Ligt? It'd be a bit harsh on Gomez and Matip, sure, but with him they'd arguably have the best CB pairing in the world. It'd be a proper statement
Liam King
net spend is the only metric that makes liverpool look good
Levi Edwards
To be honest with you lads, I wouldn't be surprised if Liverpool have the highest wage bill excluding bonuses soon, FSG have hueg wage bills in America.
He'd take up their budget for the year. They need a midfielder who can create and better backups for the front three way more than that. I agree it would be insane to have both man mountains though. The Twin Towers
Aaron Green
can afford it desu, now the juggernaut has awoken we'll be passing united in revenue in a few years
Hunter Campbell
>it's anons don't appreciate your memes episode And just like that, I realise why people don't bother.
Josiah James
>The Twin Towers Not a fantastic comparison history considered.
Jayden Howard
>He'd take up their budget for the year. I seriously doubt that.
Joshua Price
You just know they're loud as shit and I haven't even heard them speak
Kayden Reyes
Petronas?
Oliver Diaz
>Stacy, 21, has rejected a two-year loan move to user FC, stating she "wants to win plenty of dickverware". Sources indicate she will remain at SC Chad, at least until her contract expires in June 2024. (The Daily Feel)
>Brads United has secured the signing of Becky, 23. Young prospect with great stamina and body mass has put pen to paper yesterday, ending all speculation of a possible move to user FC. (Incel Sports)
Aaron Reyes
Mino is asking for 600k+ a week
Wyatt Rogers
>600k+ a week lyl
Brody Brown
Maybe a bit, but she's very qt so it's ok in my book
Fellas I have a 100 word essay due in 15 minutes and I haven't started, what /trans/ topic should I cover
Henry Morgan
...
Landon Reed
why netspend is a fucking bullshit lie
Anthony Torres
kek
Adam Richardson
Dont forget minos own fee of 15m
Alexander Price
Apparently everyone that cares about net spend are also blacked fans
Christian Carter
are the papers even trying anymore with this utd in for salah shit. in what fucking alternate universe did they pull that out of.
Grayson Walker
The one where you get clicks and revenue
Jonathan Young
Utd are so fucked that the worst possible clickbait is better than the reality.
Jose Williams
How wages are the true metric of plasticity.
Adrian Ortiz
How ABL seethe is flooding the threads
Aiden Rivera
>15/16 >Prepared by @SwissRamble L e l. Also, Chelsea specifically doe shave debt.
Jordan Wood
Anyone else have autistic daydreams about their place of work and your fellow employees leaving for undisclosed fees to rival companies
Aiden Scott
£50m you say? Here's £60m. Okay, you twisted my arm, £70m is max. Okay, you called me on it, £80m. Final offer.
Grayson Cox
This
They are convinced that De Ligt is even considering their club and it’s not just a ploy by Raiola to get higher wages and agent fee from Barca.
Julian Hernandez
You didn't hear? Due to the recent scandal, SC Chad now want to offload Stacy and Becky's signing with Brads United was called off at the last minute. Even user FC have cooled their interest in both prospects.
John Davis
So he's staying at Ajax after all?
Nathan Robinson
>T-t-total spend doesn't count, la, it's only netspend la >N-n-etspend doesn't count, la, it's only wages that count, la >W-wages don't matter... City is higher because they're scum and they cheat! We don't, of course, la! Sponsors cover this anyway!
Sponsors don't count cause city and psg sponsor themselves, sweatie
Wyatt Miller
For me it's Linda.
Samuel Diaz
based pretending to support city poster
Mason Allen
I'm firends with Lo Celso's brother in law and I've met him a couple of times. He's a really nice guy, very down to earth and quite funny. He makes Simpsons references a lot
Colton Gonzalez
>pretending lol, no.
Lucas Ward
You can't sell Mangala who cost 40mil Mahrez has been crap for 60mil Laporte is a 57mil donkey You're about to let Gundogan run down his contact cause you don't give a fuck
They will or else he's off to psg. There is a very limited supply of de ligts.
Owen Taylor
Ok, I'm sorry. I got carried away
Ayden Hughes
Carry on lad
Xavier Ross
Mino ought to be given a lifetime ban 2bh.
Luke Harris
He already is on a ban for the summer. Notecing how that's not stopping him?
Robert Diaz
Barella to Inter has practically been confirmed
Grayson Diaz
The calgari midfielder?
Dylan Foster
>not understanding the 'can realistically' meme Also you didn't try hard enough. Disappoint.
Bentley Moore
wtf since when did inter make astute signings?
Julian Watson
>it's a English teams can't and won't make signings until after the international games edition Do other countries have friendlies whilst the /elite/ are playing for a big trophy?
Cooper Lopez
since Conte signed
Gavin Rogers
>21 year old midfielder from bottom of the league team for 50 mil >Astute signing
Lincoln Barnes
ascacibar to a real club when?
Ian Reed
How good is he?
Angel Kelly
>Playing for a shit team makes you shit I guess Robbo to Liverpool was a bad signing too
Bentley Perez
Where will Tomiyasu go? I heard he is leaving STVV
Justin Russell
Robertson was paid 9m though
Nolan Cooper
He good, he broke the record of more yellow cards in a season in Bundesliga
Jackson Cooper
Can £250m finally buy you another Premier league title?
Klopp doesn’t need creative midfielders. They “create” by pressing like spastics and winning the ball high up the pitch with the opponent disorganized.
Christopher Murphy
Doesn't work against bus parkers like Everton and Man U, they need to convert to 0-0 draws into wins
Dylan Garcia
Nations League teams form: Portugal 0–0 Ukraine Portugal 1–1 Serbia
Georgia 0–2 Switzerland Switzerland 3–3 Denmark
England 5–0 Czech Republic Montenegro 1–5 England
Netherlands 4–0 Belarus Netherlands 2–3 Germany
Blake Russell
what happened to czech rep? i feel like they had a great team when i was a kid
Cameron Nelson
...
Jace White
I believe it
Isaac Foster
>since last year, user FC have unsuccesfully managed to fill the void left by GF. After a bad management of resources and an awful loan spell of EXGF, it looks like user FC is facing a transfer ban due to FFP rules breach
Jack Jenkins
Jagielka leaving Everton finally, about time they clear house 2bh. Then maybe this season........
Jack Mitchell
Engmutts are going to fucking win aren’t they
Bentley Adams
LOVE a nap. Simple as.
Jackson Clark
Piatek to Dortmund? Maybe?
Carter Stewart
#LFC confirm that Daniel Sturridge and Alberto Moreno will both leave the club when their contracts expire at the end of June. Klopp: “The most important words to say to these two remarkable players is ‘thank you’.
