/mlb/

>cubs fan here!!!!!!!
Well hello there.

how is this how I'm finding out about Dansby Swanson, admittedly I'm an AL guy so I don't watch the Barves but this guy is actually good

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>comp
>tim lincecum

kek

Remember when the Astros picked Mark Appel instead of Tim Anderson?

well hello there hello there poster

Remember when the Oakland Athletics drafted a quarterback that had no interest in playing baseball?

kek

Remember when 25 different teams picked a player not named Mike Trout including the team that picked him itself?

Let's stay on topic
LOL

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Mike Trout

Know yak scum.

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randal grichuk is based tho

>Remember when the Astros picked Mark Appel instead of Tim Anderson?
I might be remembering that draft wrong, but weren't the top two prospects that year Appel and Bryant? Astros got Appel #1, Cubs got Bryant #2.

The Oakland Athletics also drafted this HS kid named Aaron Judge who told them he didn't want to play for them. Idk what happened to him after that.

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Thanks user. That's fucking awesome. He's so intense. Every 5th day is a holiday for me. Now I feel good. I'm fucking pumped. Maybe I'll mow the god damn grass after all. Fuck Yeah!!

Rawr.

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Bbbbased

For me, it's 2013 first overall pick Mark Appel

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*gets traded to the cubbies*

Damn, he is based but it's easier to disrespect a hispanic coach i feel like.

b-b-b-b-cuhhhringe!

>draff bullpen arms nao gotdammit

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You seem fun. Now fuck off.

sorry :(

Sorry my ass. I'll make you sorry, young man. Now I want you to sit there and think about what you've done.

ok ok I'm thinking. I make mistakes too and I beg for leniency

The psychogs are running the genny

Jackson Rutledge is an absolute tank

psychos have entered the gennyral and are taking NO PRISONERES!!!

>Dansby Swanson
Just when I think I've seen the whitest names ever, these southern baseball dudes keep surprising me. Move over Clayton Kershaw and Brett Gardener, we have a new cracker champ.

I don't get the point of these sarcastic enthusiasm posts. Are you mad that people actually enjoy baseball?

SCAAAAAAAAR

SCUBAS

OH NO

I find you lack of faith in my enthusiasm disturbing. I'm not being sarcastic.

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What did they do this time?

Scuba

why is mlb.com hiding their coverage of the draft? it legit took me ten minutes to get to the stream.

Imagine having elite baseball talent and getting drafted by the roylels or oreos

You may only post IF your team has at least 40 wins

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It literally pop ups on the home screen

twinning!

Me, in this scenario, as the capybara, or "land rodent"

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Hey there.

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>he still gets popups
shouldn't you be watching Wheel, gramps?

James Shields lol

we finna bouta teach yall lessons bruh on god nigga on fuckin god. twins keep winnin baby we even got WIN in our name dayum bruh.... yall seethin af bruh after dem b2b ws losses it gone be b2b2b ws losses with us as world champs baby

Its like that in every sport with a draft. The undeserving worst gets to pick the best.

is this bullshit?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z00iMx8hM5s

Nice one

ay we basically the new warriors of mlb yall seethin as fuck

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no idea who these prospects are but you’re team fucked up and my team won the draft

>Go Cubs go
Cringe

>won nothing
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Is that the Twins logo? If so why do they have a toilet seat that looks the same as the Chicago Bears?

The whole 'take me out to the ball game' is super cringe and gay

FUCK YEAH

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A FUCKING BEAVER

Seethin like a BITCH lmao

is he a better prospect than wieters was?

Dumb pick by Oreos. 1st pick on a guy whose peak is probably Russell Martin.

ROYALS GET HEIMS!!!

WHOS BTFO
BOTH WITT AND RUTSCHMAN OFF THE BOARD

>heimies not selected yet again

with le third pick....le white sox select.........a bust

Watch the Oreos sign Heimlich while everyone is distracted by Baltimore's once every 10 years race riot, because Adley tells the front office every pitcher he's caught for them hasn't come close to the skills of Heimlich.

>patrick mahomes
fuck that faggot analyst

more like jason kendall

what the fuck is this faggot music holy shit I hope ESPN headquarters get hit by an earthquake

>who sux
JUST

Ping swing

Rutschman is Buster Posey 8.0.

Imagine the shitposting for the last year if it was the White Sox who picked Kyler Murray last year instead of some team no one gives a shit about

LOL 7TH YEAR IN A ROW THE WHOS DRAFTED A BUST

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Great pick by the Sox. This guy will be a Mike Trout level hitter.

I suppose I'll live with this pick

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t. Too self-consious of singing voice to sing at the ballpark

white sox just picked jake burger 2.0

Maybe he won't be injured at least.

BASED BAUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me the truth /mlb/, will Adley be our next Wieters or better?

If he stays healthy he should be better

Things are looking up for the Orange Ducks!

>2 HR
>4 HR
>26 HR
>4th overall
ehhh

MLB scout here, definitely a bust. He just doesnt have "it."

Andrew Bustghn

>detoilet

Sweet. Tigers got the next George Springer.

>I eat peanut butter jelly sandwiches before games
Is this not a huge red flags for scouts??

I'm a brainlet someone give a comp for each pick so far.
I know Rutschman is Posey.

Bustdrew Vaughn

What do you have against PB&J? It's delicious

>Watch the Oreos sign Heimlich while everyone is distracted by Baltimore's once every 10 years race riot, because Adley tells the front office every pitcher he's caught for them hasn't come close to the skills of Heimlich.
Based Heims poster.

patrick mahomes, aaron rodgers, and tom brady

Is it confirmed that Heimie is the pitching version of Josh Hamilton?

Omigosh teamies get heimie???

heimie to the pedies!

Chaddies just won the draft ;)

fuck off commie

Based oreos

Who is Heims's comp?

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He's still in the minors

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can't wait for the next future Mariners bust to be drafted.

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Is this a reckerpost?

child, bust, lyle overbay, child who projects to LF (bust), dee gordon

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>its another jays take an injury prone mediocre college shortstop in the first round episode

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Manfred is so bad at pronouncing names

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BASED BAUER IS BREAKING DOWN THE BIG PROSPECTS YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!

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Will be funny when your swept by the Yankees again. And like Cleveland last year their record means nothing since the rest of the division is a fire.

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BAUER OMIGOSH!!!!!!!!!!

How long will Rutschman be in the minors for?
Hello, doyersfriend

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thanks senpai

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Could debut in late 2020
2021 is a probable for a first overall pick out of college

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>mlb can measure the spin on a baseball out of the pitcher's hand
>mlb can't hire someone to tell the commissioner how the player's names are pronounced

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everyone is saying 2021. i'd bet on 2022 unless he's doing the vlad jr bit.

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Goddamn
Noice

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Anyone got a script that automatically hides images with roasties in them?

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56%!!!

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Rutschman is real as fuck. The Orioles are going to BTFO the yaks and rasys.

its all the same images just filter

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Only decent mest whore in the bunch. Would bang 9/10

Basebore fans trying to post qts.
Step up to a real sport! Put your hand in the dirt and tackle someone faggots

la creatura

>actually cares about the game
Only decent thot thot itt. Based ducks

>James Shields lol
Pothead.

gackt........

Is this a Reckerpost?

ITS NOT ANOTHER INFIELDER WE DID IT BROS

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...

Alek more like Althik

>blow gays took the 400 pound pitcher

the fat will keep his arm jiggling and not snapping. What round?

gonna masturbaty to this pick

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The only reason they drafted him is to eat all the food in the clubhouse before Vlad gets to it.

Why are the Blue Jays collecting absolute units?

Andrew Vaughn? More like Andrew GOAT.

lol

that's a nice golbol, pompom

i wish i played baseball past elementary school. now im a 300lb fat fuck

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fatass kek fatass

twitter.com/CalBaseball/status/1135691514737074176

Yay. A pitcher. Call him up.

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>players born in 2000 getting drafted now

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>draft going on
>thread is dead
nice sport retards

People are watching the draft faggot.

>Go to see the Cubs today
>Get a nifty statue of the stadium for just showing up early.
>Catch a batting practice ball
>Get to see Lester dealing
>Get to see Baez doing Baez things
>Get to see the new guy Gonzo start his Cubs career off with a base hit and make a spectacular diving catch beneath my feet my feet and La Stella going into full panic mode trying to get back to base.
>Get to watch Mike Trout get confused by the antics of the bleachers
>Get to see Dinosaur Man and Maples both have clean innings even though they were both squeezed.
What good day.

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BAUER!!!!

ur still gay

someone kill this idiot

Also it's not like other sports where they just right in to play, you won't see a lot of these guys for several years, if at all.

MLB draft is hard to get into. Half these guys will bust and the other half will need 2-3 years at least before we ever see them again. If you want to learn about young talent and the future of organizations you should look into their farms instead of their drafts.

>Angels pick a fucking shortstop
Wtf? Is there any pitcher that could have made the angels a bit better?

put this asshole in a seeth...make it one he wouldn't even believe

Dodgers @ Sneks

i'd hit it

Glad you had fun at the game. Still, fuck the cubbies.

based bauer......!

>The Mariners drafted Kirby

Nintendo is still shadow puppeting the organization, I see.

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kek

Alright so who are the big winners in the draft and who are the big losers?

we'll know in ~3-4 years

winners: cubs
losers: white sox, brewers, and doyers

>fresno state
Judge went there too
why do these shit schools have such good baseball programs?

>99th

winners:
King DeDeDe
losers:
Dreamland

Based

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE CUBS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

the cubs keep winnning!

>1 good player
>Good program

>Cubs need pitching
>Cubs draft a pitcher
Looks like they're learning finally

Winner: Oreos
Loser: everyone else

>drafting for need in baseball
Seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>Drafting for what you don't need
Not everyone can be the White Sox.

>drafting the 99th player in the first round when you can draft him in the second

based retarded cubes

>need a pitcher now
>draft a pitcher that *might* be mlb caliber in 4 years
how retarded can you be

>white sox drafted a DH third overall

Winners: White Sox, Cardinals, Brewers, Reds, Pirates
Losers: Cubs, Indians, Twins, Tigers, Royals

Vaughn has a real argument for being the best hitter in college history.

>pitcher who will only come up in 2-3+ years
retard

Is Ethan Small a good pick by the Brewers?

The Cubs drafted a DH 4th overall in 2014, but then again, they don't even have a DH slot.

Great pick by the cubs. Guy will be the next pedro martinez

same with dustin ackley lolz

cubbies absolutely btfo

THE YANKEES ARE DRAFTING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Drafting players projected 99th and in the 50s
Why do mlb teams do this so early

The cubs ain't too bright

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

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How'd that work out for them?

Great picks by the Dodgers.

Most people watching the draft are saying "LITERALLY WHO" to every player but I actually am able to recognize @ lot of them and even feel happy they are going pro. Is this a result of too much /pingswing/? What should I do?

Wait, is Jim Thome still working for the White Sox as an adviser? Why is he doing analysis right now?

It means you are patrician

I've had a beer with 12 of these first round picks. One of them wanted to make out with me (to which I politely declined) but I won't say which.

>poopston disastros

So Misner and Allen fell out of the first round completely. I would bet on Allen not being drafted at all.

The Memeiners starting pitching has been horrendous the last few days lol

>reaching for a guy whose stats were inflated from batting behind Andrew Vaughn

>be houston
>lose

Allan could still sign if the Diamondbacks pick him, otherwise it looks like he will go to Florida

Vaughn has been a better hitter in college than Ackley was. Shown more power, walked a bit more, and only struck out a bit more.

Maybe. I guess they do have the pool to make something happen.

12? How's that possible, do you go around to different colleges?

>manfred wants to move the MLB Draft to Omaha

pretty based

I just live my life to the fullest, bro. When I see an opportunity, I go after it.

I would rather move the Cubs to Omaha but the Draft would be cool too.

manfred is such a fucking weasel

Cool trick here. Post the name of a yankees player and match the last number of your post to find a matching headshot!

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we're live boys

Aaron Judge

astros own you

Aaron Judge

"le one good year man"

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holy shit

>white sox

"le one good season franchise"

IT WORKS!

It's been all downhill since 1919, if we're being honest.

Lel

le 1.2 WAR after playing only 20 games in 2019 man

DIOS MIO

desu they should have been disbanded after that game

LAAAAAA CREAAAAAAAATURA!!!!!!!!!!!!

you havnt won since 2009 and we havnt since 2005, stfu jewyork

MUH RINGS WON BEFORE ELECTRICITY

Aaron Judge

Allen is gonna go to Florida.

Clint Frazier

Watch your blood pressure, fatty

Randy Johnson is absolutely based

god damn

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i dont need to worry about that, the booze keeps my blood nice and thin and able to move through the tubes easily

holy shit the tripfag is seething lmao

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kek I remember when I added Manfred to the bottom of that picture

based my favorite trip setting yankees into a total seeth!

Put me in the screen cap.

please include me too

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me in screencap !

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lmfao that was the best pick so far

welcome to the uhh....pick?

stankees btfo

Looks like the mod is a seething yaks fag lol

>stankees
nonon

>yukees

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>stinquis

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why does the MLB network use nigger music to intro/outro the draft coverage

Use wh-wh-what kind of music?
Umm... oh jeez... looks like there's a bad boy in the building... uwaaa

I call them the bankees.

Fucking hell Eppler, it's not like pitching has been a problem for >us for the last decade go right ahead and draft another middle infielder

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If the Angels need pitching now at the major league level, nobody they draft is going to matter for years. You don't draft for need in baseball.

I'm pretty certain pitching will also be a need in the future. I'm so tired of this front office building a pitching staff at the free agent scrap heap.

Two things that don't really have anything to do with each other, though it is fair to question the evaluations of the guy who thought Matt Harvey should be guaranteed $11M and the rotation spot that comes with that kind of money.

somehow the astros won the draft

luke heimlich still on the board

Excessive alcohol consumption is linked to high blood pressure you dummy

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>aaron nola is an ace

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Imagine how she sucks dick

my cracker barrel waifu

i call bullshit on that

I would have been fine with spending half that much on a roll of the dice Harvey wouldn't suck but yes $11M was a ridiculous overpay. At least it was only a one year contract. I don't know what caused Cahill's performance to go to shit, I thought that would be a decent signing but he is just as awful as Harvey this year. Two starters with ERAs of 7.50 and 7.18 who have surrendered a combined 27 HRs in 21 starts. Hopefully both of them are getting DFA'd soon because that's basically 40% of your starts where the starter guarantees you have very little chance at winning.

That shit right there is why the Angels will finish in .500 purgatory yet again. Going back to my point about drafting, it might not be happening if the Angels invested more draft capital in pitchers in the past. Counting this draft, they have taken 1 pitcher in the first 2 rounds in the last 5 drafts. That pitcher (Griffing Canning) was an advanced college arm who reached the majors fast and looks like he will be good. It would be really nice if >we had picked a few more guys like that recently and I'm ranting because I know this shit will continue to plague the franchise. It seems like rather than drafting and developing arms >our plan is relying on high-rolling a couple things that just haven't worked for the Angels in recent history to finally have a rotation worth a damn.
>good health (especially for Ohtani) instead of half a dozen pitchers getting TJS every year and generally being made of glass
>a big free agent signing that isn't a total fucking disaster, Gerrit Cole next offseason is the most obvious option but I have free agency PTSD giving me visions of him immediately losing his velocity or needing TJS two months into a 7 year contract

>Philthies

>I don't know what caused matt harvey and trevor cahill to be so bad!
It's because they're bad pitchers
That's why they're bad this year

>three-dimensional girl
>can't help but stuff her face with food
sad! many such cases

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The problem is you guys need to sign better free agent pitchers as you noted. That will fix things for you lads

she's cute fuck off wop

the dodgers will never lose again

--Nolan Arenado

>Lillies imploding earlier each year just for the Barves getting choked up again in round one of the playoffs again.
Why do sports site/tv networks suck this joke of a division dick every single year?

Harvey is a roll of the dice that didn't land in >our favor but Cahill just fell off a cliff. He should have been at least a serviceable starter but he is throwing batting practice this year.
>2018
>20 starts, 3.76 ERA, 8 HR, 46 ER
>2019
>11 starts, 7.18 ERA, 16 HR, 46 ER

Why the FUCK did the D-bags trade both Swanson and Inciarte for some literally who Braves pitcher

he's not wrong

we don't have cracker barrel in LA hombre
also BASED chadres dabbing on the phillies

Trash division that nobody would pay attention to if they played on the West Coast. Nats are the most over-hyped team in MLB.

she was in chicago for dodgers v cubs and hit me up to go eat some breakfast food t. we ended up eating like 150$ worth of sausage biscuits and gravy.

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Maybe if you're into bestiality, but I for one an not sexually attracted to pigs.

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Almost every sports analysts out there from ESPN to here on Yea Forums thought the NL east was going to be the big scary division in baseball, where both wild cards would go there. Aging as well as it is suppose to.

reminder the world series is coming from the central broship

BASEDBASEDAJPIERZYNSKI

Update June 1st predictions:

ALE: Rays
ALC: Twins
ALW: Astros
WC1: Yankees
WC2: Red Sox

NLE: Phillies
NLC: Brewers
NLW: Dodgers
WC1: Cardinals
WC2: Padres

Top 5 draft pick 2020:
1. Marlins
2. Royals
3. Orioles
4. Mariners
5. Nationals

illies are collapsing

>NLE Phillies
Nigger that goes to the Braves rightfully, and then them getting choked up on Dodger dick once again come playoffs

Mariners and Philthy are losing again. Color me shocked.

>to here on Yea Forums
shut up fag, everyone knew it was the central

Mariners at least are preparing for a better future than the Lillies will. Is what the Lillies get for hiring fragile content, overpaying a mediocre player, and keeping the timid analytical jew around as Manager. I honestly think Mariners and the Angels will get into the playoffs the next 5 years before the Lillies do.

Pretty sure it was NL East since pre spring training, but then again Cusb fags will do anything for attention these days.

>falling for the harper meme

Maybe the brainlets but I decided years ago I'm never falling for the NL East meme again until they can prove they have multiple good teams for at least a couple years. They're all overrated shitters until proven otherwise.

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CHADRES

I like those picks except philly, and not because i have anything against philly, they're just gonna fall apart.

Dodgers got the WS in their sights. 2019 WS Champs.

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Missed the draft today, where did Heimlich end up landing?

>Implying this brew crew guy is a lillies fan of all teams
Whatever helps you Cusb sleep at night, but here's a image for you before you sleep

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>3 ALE teams in the playoffs

>Implying Philly never falls apart post 2011

No it wasn't, you're just trying to paint the narrative where your ws jobber team wasnt expected to compete against "elite teams" in the NLE...no one here fell for the east is good meme

Why is everyone saying philly will fall apart? The way they play isnt sustainable?

meant to refer toBut still though why have Larper when we can have best boy Yelich?

PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES!!

Roylies year

Fuck off retard

Cahill has been pretty erratic in his career from year to year.

They most likely just lost Cutch for the rest of the season. Only real outfielder left is a 330 million dollar hack. Pitching is meme tier bad on both ends, and the best player is going to want to opt out by August so he can join a real team in the Yankees.

That player being JT

WC2 aint coming out of the ALW or ALC so why not? in 2015 the the NLC was cards with 100 wins, pirates with 98, and cubs with 97. Best 3 teams in the MLB by 2 whole games. They kicked the shit out of everyone when they weren't fighting tooth and nail among themselves.

And Lillies know they cant fire the jew because they'd be labeled a bigoted franchise once more since Jackie Robinson cursed them decades ago.

Replace Phillies with Mets
Replace Rays with Yankees
Replace Yankees with Rays
Replace Red Sox with White Sox
Replace Padres with Braves

>At least it was only a one year contract.
I'm not sure that really improves it, other than being able to move on quicker. Guys like Gio Gonzalez and Tanner Roark, who have much better track records of health than Harvey, were available. Eppler seems like a guy who values theoretical ceiling too much and is willing to pay a premium for shorter term commitments. Doesn't seem to put as much on total track record, like when he had ~$40M burning a hole in his pocket and gave it to Cozart first instead of Moustakas. Leaving aside the shoulder injury that's obviously fucked Cozart, Moustakas should have been the clear priority even if he cost more money than Cozart got. It wasn't a good process even if the Kinsler trade eventually netted Buttrey.

>Mets first place
I almost spilled by beer laughing that anyone Aside the Braves will be in first place of that joke of a division, let alone anyone else being in the playoffs there aside them.

Stab this satania poster in the neck.

>replace red sox with white sox,

God Bless you for having hope. I just don't have the courage to hope. I don't trust the White Sox to make the playoffs until they're up in the division by 10 games with whoever is in 2nd having 9 games left to play. Though oddly I do trust them to win a wildcard game, maybe they can top their own record and go 12-1 or 12-0.

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That was a bait post. The mest should have given it away.

well fuck ya!

oh someone kill this guy

The Mets were in the World Series 3 years ago.

i fell for the bait, you must have put italian sausage or pengwings at the end of the line : /

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*ahem*
I wrote the pengwings pasta

its a meme

>It's a fact
fixed that for you delusional cheesesteak eating literal fag.

and they got btfo'd by a one hit wonder Royals

>Missed the draft today, where did Heimlich end up landing?
On his niece.

They were over 50% injured you newfag.

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Cope

Be real, they were a one shit wonder. Only team that's a bigger one hit wonder was the 2008 Lillies.

Oh you boiling now!!!

SEETHING

>you now remember 4 aces

Check out this image

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How can one seeth when they are stating facts? Royalies be just as delusional as Filthies with a mix of Cusb culture mixed into it.

It's crazy they only had 3 games scheduled today, the cuhbey(that's how most of the fat people around where i live wheez out GO CEHBEHYS when you go to a bar to watch baseball) game was a rain makeup obviously. Fuck, the Sox only play 2 games before the weekend. I'm excited as fuck about seeing the Cards kick the shit out of the cuhbs again this weekend

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He's not even spelling the names right
This asshole's holding all the cards

>you now remember the iggles dream team

Nice trophy, now get 25 more and then we can talk like real gentlemen, so shoo peasant.

I'll go but I won't like it

Well this asshole has me enraged... he's just toying with me

where were you when Max Scherzer got elected to Cooperstown?

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>hey everyone I went on a date with a roastie once and I'm going to use a tripcode so everyone will remember it
Wow, 3Dfaggots are even more pathetic than I thought. And please don't use the word "waifu" to refer to hogs. That's reserved for beauties like pic related.

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Uh oh newfag alert

here's the work in progress before we had sex in the bathroom stall(very classy westcoast girl)

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>doyers win

ARIBA!

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Is someone gonna pick this guy up?

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>vagiants

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>it's another virgin gets triggered by bajp episode
i've been so in love with her since she lost weight for the final season

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Shut the fuck up roastie

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Yeah we're taking back over!

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>He actually thinks the fatman knows her
LMAO'ing at you

I'm all about some Emilia posting since we only had 4 games to talka bout today

here's some anime ya fag, now kiss my ass or get the fuck out

then get the BOAR stretcher you shit !

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Based BAJP ropes in another dope

Based BOOOOOOAR posters

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your mother was a dumb BOAR with a FAT ASS!

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GOOOOOODS I WAS STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>game of normies

B-b-b-based!

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>sending down Keston Hiura to bring back a guy hitting .183 this year
why am I doomed to suffer through this fucking franchise

my bad :(

that's retarded wasn't he killing it?

Go to Bakersfield Train Robbers game on dollar beer night. Team lost but I helped make this

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if he live in Omaha he could go to a bar with a team
Did anyone from Cal State Bakersfield get Drafted?

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Her is an anime girl

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a literal camel

>those lips

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I just realized I have an ESPN+ subscription I forgot about. So if anyone gives a shit about Keith Law's thoughts about the first two rounds respond to this with the team name and I'll post his writeup.

Orioles

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Followup on Henderson, an Auburn commit. These are notes from last year's Perfect Game national showcase.

> Big and tall athletic build, stands out physically, lots of room to get stronger. Left handed hitter, hits from a wide base, gets coiled back in his load and uses his strong hips well to generated bat speed, hands work well in his swing, best when he's turning the barrel over and driving the ball, has present hitting tools that have a chance to really keep growing. 6.87 runner, deceptively athletic defensive actions in the middle of the infield, has fluid and quick feet and puts himself in a position to field the ball cleanly with soft hands, plenty of arm strength, makes strong accurate throws, has a chance to stay at shortstop despite his size.

Thanks

Reminder that she's a serial killer who is murdered by her husband, and who's child grows up to be a serial killer too.

Bumpies
..
Bumpies!

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That "girl" looks like an actual insect

Jon Jay lol

disgusting...

Good morning, lads.

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Daddy I need extra spankies

Matt Harvey lol
Trevor Cahill lol

Can we please purge the anime posters

Go ask Manny. He's probably all warmed up to paddle you damn well after last night's Grand Slam...for reasons.

Looks like you had fun

Bros how do I become less of a smelly lazy pig?

I like beer. I should have kept a plastic bag on me to recycle the empties

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KEUCHEL TO YANKS
BASED

Its still just twitter (((“reporters”))) making rumors at this point isn’t it

Well showering would help

>Californian
>spic
I am not surprised

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Yes to all of the above.

But I'm too lazy to pay my water bill

Glade bathroom spray is an excellent shower substitute

Get a gf

baby wipes if you're lazy. i wipe my balls with em all the time

Based jannies banning racists

Jannies wit da rhymes n da bans
while you have the crimes and da crabs

>Based jannies banning racists

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oh i own ya
and i just pwnd ya
give ya a banning
one that makes mannys look short
make ya contort
watch from comfort
as ya seeth n bleed

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Are we under a retard alert?

Mike Trout is at 3.9 WAR through 56 games
Joey Gallo is at 3.3 WAR through 50 games

Who's gonna win MVP?

The one who isn't injured and isn't putting up a BABIP 112 points over his career average.

based

>has a WAR below 5.4

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kid is going to regress to .260 so fucking hard it's not even going to be funny

SEETHE

>seething about a fluke hot streak in the No-talent League
lmao as if. the pitchers he has to face aren't even at 100% because they have to hit.

This asshole pisses me off

for me, it's the 2019 World Series Champions New York Yankees

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blogs.fangraphs.com/the-most-exciting-team-in-baseball/

for me, it's the most exciting team in baseball, the New York Yankees

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seethe more retard

dios mio...

this is a quality post. I like how you rebutted the analytical point he made and maintained the high level of baseball discussion.

joey gallo is the best player in the american league
i dont care what u say

Yet another victory for /mlb/ and /npb/.

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Now that the draft has started, the team that signs James Shields will not lose their 29th round pick.

If the doyers lose 3 world series in a row, I will kill myself.

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for me, it's the 2019 Home Run Derby Champion, Luke Voit of the 2019 World Series Champions, New York Yankees

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this year it'll be Doyers vs Yaks. Yaks win and Belliboy goes 0-5 in game 7

>yankees
Getting put on suicide watch after July and losing in the wild card. Doyers and Twins in the WS

When Dallas Kikel signs with the yankees shaves his beard and looks 10x more handsome, will he also be able to throw harder?
the way I see it, the beard is causing some series drag and his fast ball will go up at least 3mph

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STILL SEETHING

Which game should i watch today? Which is the most promising and why?

Is Adley Rustymuffin any good?

Bbbbased

Rockies @ Cubs
Phillies @ Padres

Based

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twitter.com/JSalisburyNBCS/status/1136033604050415616

Andrew McCutchen done for season. ACL injury.

Tough scene

boras looks extra smug here

Based

PHILTHIES KEK PHILTHIES

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>Twins
>doing anything in the postseason other than losing to NY
Where have you been for the last 20 years?

Keuchel might be the first signing in Yankees history who actually looks better without a beard. Usually they grow it because they've got some weird shit going on with their jaw or they're bald but Keuchel would actually look better with a stubble or clean-shaven.

Going for the Yankees for now

Is Stewart a hapa? Or is it just the camera angle? I have to admit I've never seen a photo of the kid before, but if he's half-Jap it would go a long way towards explaining his decision.

He's a weeaboo

Glad the Barves didn’t spend money on him now

>Lillies

Twins will win the Worlds Eries

Oh no philthie!!!

nyy v tor gamethread

Trout has had a series here and there that he excelled but he hasn't had any hot streaks this year. I think he has been bothered by an early-season groin injury he didn't get enough time to recover from but he looks to be getting over it. "Trout or Gallo?" is going to look like a dumb question once Trout has a lengthy hot streak and Gallo's BABIP comes back to Earth.

kek philthies

fuckin hell

you laugh but you just forgot about our trump card

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>you laugh
This

When is the last time the Phillies won a game?

phillies legit have like a ten people on IL and a domestic abuser rightfully out. this sucks

the 29th

more like fellies haha sheeeeeeeeeit

KEK PHILTHIES

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stfu the 2008 Phillies went 12-14 in June, including a 6-game losing streak.

>the absolute STATE of filthydelphia filthies

>his team going to finish 4th once again, and there's nothing they can do about it.
Barves let them sweep them out of both pity and to expose the flaws.

Sox Nats

Lillies getting hurt and blowing the season earlier every year surprises who?

Yeah his career is pretty much totaled at his current age. Almost all of Lillies offseason signings have been complete busts.

TWINS WIN

I know it's early, but fuck it we won the division Barves bros! We chopped our way back to first while everyone else imploded once again!

Astros desu

based

Lmao fucking based chadres with the trick play to end the niggers season

>trump
You Philthy fags need to be taught a lesson

Phils should pick up CarGo
I still believe in his redemption arc

ANOTHER HOMER FOR THE TWINS

IT BEGINS

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ANOTHER LONG BALL FOR THE WHITE SOX

Rockies @ Cubs

>nats getting destroyed by the white sox, phillies lost to chadres
tell me why we care about the NL east again? Braves are gonna take it, easy

And then get swept in the NLDS

who /outlaw/ here?

Didnt the chadres also destroy you in the final game of a split series?

not a braves fan, but they're more likable than the phillies.

>phillies
>barves
>likable

>racist overused hand chop
>likeable
right...

>racist
Cry nigger

>currently in a losing streak
>Odubel is a fucking moron
>everyone in the bullpen is either injured or unreliable
>starting pitching can't stop giving up home runs
>and now McCutchen ded

Oh joy, another

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eat shit philly

>330 million american dollars

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>Jew Crew rn
Counsell I...

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Well, this post didn't age well.

AHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH

WHITE SOX

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

WHAT A CHOKE
WHAT A CHOKE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

New thread

Lillies got cursed by Robinson when they spouted the N word at him none stop and then lose to him.