/tennis/ - Roland Garros

>meme

her fathers name is Quang. obviously a true frenchaman

I was expecting del potro to win the grand slam. Tomorrow nishikiro vs nadal will be interesting but fast.

Also reminder that winbledon is a nice grass tournment and forcing the players to wear all white really adds to the aesthetics but winbledon IS NOT A GRAND SLAM.

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>French-Vietnamese tennis player Alizé Lim plays in Vietnam.
what the actual fuck?

I love Russian players because two of my best m8s growing up were named yosik and Leonid

But khachanov is actually a future slam winner

For sure hell take RG multiple times with his topspin forehand in 5 years when kneedull explodes his knees

Current odds to win Roland Garros:

>Rafael Nadal @ 1.71
>Novak Djokovic @ 3.50
>Dominic Thiem @ 8.50
>Roger Federer @ 15.00
>Stan Wawrinka @ 23.00
>Alexander Zverev@ 26.00
>Karen Khachanov @ 34.00
>Kei Nishikori @ 51.00

zoomers are already procreating

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>wins Miami Open 2050

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>wins French Open 2038

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Will nishitkori retire after the first set?

why would he?

He has grind through multiple 5 set matches and facing nadal, oddly familiar to a situation this year at AO

he'll probably win a set if he's lucky tomorrow, otherwise it's 0-3

*saves you from zoomers and boomers*

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Please refrain from posting pics of my gf, m'kay

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Looks Pajeet

Djok really shouldn't be that high 2bh, something like 2.5 would seem better for the bookies

not possible, I can see him winning RG 2028 though

DJOKOVIC ZVEREV

youtu.be/zy_jDSVFQv4

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youtube.com/watch?v=fXniFGN7fbE

DJOKOVIC ZVEREV

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the fuck
hahahaha

i want to consensual sexual relations with bex

video deleted

its awesome ^_^

Did Zverev motion change in last year? Never was seen much of him, but his motion is strange. Like Konta's?

>Zverev SERVE motion
fix

and some other women have the same serve

>when you find out that you biggest crush is a hapa mutt

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didn't her surname told you anything? Surname 'Lee' can either belong to Chinese migrant or pure bred white nationalist in USA, but as far as i know(i dont know much) a surname 'Lim' have only one option

i never bother to google, but judging by her eyes and nose i would say she is about 1/4 east asian, am i right?

What’s the issue though?

God i wish that were me

Forecast doesn't look good. Rain predicted today and tomorrow.

I keep 423 gb worth of images of your gf on my hard drive, and my collection is growing every day. Every time she steps out of your house, my collection grows.I collect images of your gf specifically to satisfy my own sexual urges, at least several times a day. I have nutted countless gallons of my pure seed on her big, bright smile and angelic, innocent eyes. I have pictures and videos of your gf at home, at work, at her social events, and at her personal leisure. Your gf is beautiful and it is dangerously selfish of you to think you can keep her all for yourself, for you do not understand your gf the way I do. You fool. Do you not see she has a wanderer's heart? The restless waves that fuel her voyage cannont and will not drown her soul. The raging storms and seas shall not keep her from my safe harbor. Every time you see your gf’s eye, as it spies out silently, into the distant horizon, o'er vast blue oceans and strange foreign lands, just know, in the bottom of your heart, (for I know you are a reasonable man of refined taste) her wandering eye is ever closer to discovering MY love for her.

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>423 gb
proof

>Barty @7 to win the French Open
This is unironically value, regardless of how good Halep might be the volatility in women's makes this far more likely than the odds suggest. What do you think m80s?

pretty sure barty is unironically the most consisitant WTA player

what happened with Konta? She never was past R1 at RG in her previous career ever, and she is of Halep's age

Yeah why not

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You are a brave lad.

post iga's smile

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are you me ?

i am you, you are me, we are many, our name is legion

Boring matches today, because the outcome is clear.

Fedelel will beat a tired Wawrinka.
Nadal will easily swipe the floor with Nishikori.

i want stan to rinse federeddit so bad

Same
I want Stan to destroy Fed in 3 so that he's confident and rested when he needs to face the clay babby

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/tennis/? More like /TENNIS/.

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>Nadal will easily swipe the floor with Nishikori.
>

Imagine thinking Stan has any chance against Nadal regardless of how rested he is. His record against Nadal is horrible.

wake me up when grass season starts lads

surbiton is on today

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why dont you put your money where your mouth is since your powers of foresight are so great senpai?

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iga eyes

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iga's ears (no earrings = pure?)

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soulless

nicolas kuhn and davidovich fokina are half russians too?

...because its a slow mo and she is dissapointed

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iga on this pic looks so russian; in particular, lot like a uni girl I liked(i mean i liked her cute face, not personal)

Moglischer sounds like russian word for 'might happen'/'possible'

Я мoгy - 'Ya mo(a)-gu' - I can

btw she spend most of the match with such face
like soulless and dissapointed, but will-less and power-less

she started the math either was too relaxed(like 'i already did great, so can be proud of myself and just 'enjoy' the tennis') or too nervous and that way she was not able to to anything

iga's airport feet 19 min ago :3

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Destroyed him at the Australian Open though. Federer stands no chance on clay.

>Swiss boomer QF

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#freemoney

federer looks 33 here

he looks like my former classmate, who had a strange(caucasian mixes?) phenotype and a beard by the age of 14-15

>footcondoms
RRREEEEEEEEEEEE!

airport is a dirty place, keep hygien questions on paranoid levels there if you want to sleep calmly

also, seems like half of the Paris airport is filled with asians? wtf, seems them a lot in Moscow and Spb too.... are they silently conquering us

Is tennis rich people's sport?

Are Iga and Radwanska from rich families?
Federer? Murray?
Rublev is from pretty rich(they own few restaurants in Moscow iirc)
Khachanov is from solid family but not that rich(his uncle(rich moscovite armenian stereotype?) iirc sponsored him a lot and Khachanov shared a prize money with him after he started to recieve it)
Medvedev is middle lass, but he trained in Spain(?) since age of 14 or 18 idk

iirc Sharapova's father wasnt rich but invested his time into her and moved to Florida for her career

nice untrimmed(wild) lawn here
dont like trimmed that much, but sometimes its nice for a cat or to play a little bit of footie

EBJK

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

DEATH TO AMERICA

>he doesn't have a sock fetish
rip

post screenshots

you mean pusy hair, right? also like the natural look. gpad that many professional sportwomen don't trimm their lower lawn

And that's exactly what ''möglicher'' means.

I'll be watching it on telly desu

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no, i meant backyard lawn

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Is there one woman you're not obsessed with, Boris?

this loli ball girl is pretty attractive
looks like some 25-45 yo actess, i forgot of, with blonde hair and brown eyes

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wow nevermind lmao

Nina Hoss? idk, maybe not her

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ah...backyard. okay, thanks. now I get it!

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>looks like some 25-45 yo actess
No, she looks like a 10 year old, you fucking nonce scum

yeah there are about 3,7 bilion women i am not obsessed with

nonwhites in general and nignogs in particular

>looks like some 25-45 yo actess
this won't uphold in court...

>Nadal match postponed 1 hour and 30
ery time

i am not blind, i see
i just said she reminded me of some 30-45yo actress

this girl have a more refined/defined face than kids usually have, like big eyes and small cheeks etc, her facial structure is almost of a pretty 22yo women

she will probably grew up beautiful

why? rain? Konta's too?

>nonwhites in general and nignogs in particular
and a 590 mln of white

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What?

You better hope they never catch you. You don't want to find out what they do to scum like you in prison.

>What?
it's at 14:30 now

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kys

Anyone got a stream?

It was always after the Konta v Stephens match m8

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you are sick, go back to Yea Forums or where are such people like you inhabit

>(((Abragamowicz)))

You're the one perving on kids, you sick cunt

I'm just posting pictures of a woman who's actually good at tennis and not just jailbait for a horny gopnik

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@93176202
Kys

Iga also have some traits(idk what, eyes or lips maybe) /pol/aks wold call jewish, and it makes her cute

we need some racialogists in the thread

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You're posting pictures of a woman who's about to get dabbed on m8

what's this? posting chocolate to trigger boris?

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holy shit, don't spill your wicked subconscious here

seems like innocent pic of good looking ball girl triggered you - i dont know why

No, you being a dirty paedo triggered me.

post Konta to trigger me
or Konta with her bf and exbf
or Iga and her bf(nooo)

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Well, ''chocolate'' is really disgusting.

This will get you going, Boris

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Only pedos get sweaty hands and become to shake when they see a little girls, only pedo like you would be triggered by screenshot of ball girl, holy shit you are sick

i mean, 99% of normal people, like all who are not you, dont have any thoughts of the kind that you have

Stop youing him you retard

That doesn't look comfy at all

Hard to believe judging by your flag.

Fancy a bit of this, Boris?

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I don't have a Dutch flag m8

It begins. Waw vs Fed.

War vs Fed

Sorry Roger but I have to go all out just this time

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Nice, rest in piece stanimal

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>Still 0-0
Not sure this semen slurping sport is for me

what is everyones favorite tennis ball?

I like the green one.

shit taste

Nice to see a fellow betting chad on Yea Forums.

Golf balls

the round ones

White ones

egg shaped

for me, it's the bouncy one

>6-2 6-3 6-3
Say bye to your money

I have @1.55 for both Stan and Federor to win a set

>breakpointerer

twitch link died anyone got another

>le can't into breakpoints man

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tfw you're too old for stan to make your asshole speak spanish

why live?

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Go medkits!

Holyshit

>zooming in on his knee surgery
#triggered

>that rally

what a rally

>Federror

pls post

Come on, Rog.

Why do Russian Eurosport commentators talk when the ball is in-play?

ffs fed.

why not?

Apply to Tsitsipas too: 26/31 BP saved by Stannis.

Fed is shit on break points today. When that happens, it's only a matter of time. You seriously can envision the outcome after just half a set. He'll keep it close the whole time but won't win.

E B J K

IT'S COMING HOME

its fucking annoying as FUCK. Also their clueless compared to western counterparts

iga in slow mo

if i had a eurosport player i would make a webm

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init

This will be like that set against Tsitsipas at the AO. Tsitsipas didn't have a single BP but won in a TB after Fed was 0/8.

Fucking servebabbys.

Been a while since I've been here. Rooting for FEDGOAT.

time to sweat

Jay-Z named world's first billionaire rapper

Based Jo breaking American hearts

What happened to Murray?

Konta beating Stephens on clay.
I officially hate this tournament.

Welcome back :)

>Konta beating Stephens on clay.
Again

Playing Queens, but doubles I think.

when was stan the closest to win wimbs?

no,you are wrong
i like rus commenting more, more stats and more info

>receiving points won 12 -2
Fed loses this set guaranteed

For me it's Wawrinka, Nishikori, Thiem and Zverev

Nishikori will beat Roidal. Screencap this

gross knees freak me out

isn't he getting sued for that abortion copy of spotify and for ripping off hats

coming back from hip surgery to play doubles at queens with feliciano

Why is Wawrinka always such a bro?

kontas triceps became more ripped in last 9 months?

It's Brexit isn't it?
Europa League, Champions League, Konta...

QF 14 and 15

I wish lol

i feel bad for women
why is stadium half-empty

I can't even watch Konta play, with all that awkwardness and nervous little steps and bizarre serve.
It seems like I won't be watching the final this year.

He was a pussy against Kyrgois dabbing on his girlfriend

argentinian women post

Used to playing second fiddle. Doesn't have an inflated ego.

Stan won all GSs with the same coaching team right?

It's literally coming home, lads

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Cute bee

Those returns are sucking dick.

Lads i cant watch the match as im working but how is Federer doing

because wta is a boring joke

What about Tsitsipas?

what's wrong with Waw's hand?

damn nigguh you work late

He's got 99 problems, but a quarter final ain't one

Classic "playing better than the opponent but can't win a single break point" Fed performance so far. I'm honestly worried.

Halep Wins Lol

Stan about to lose this match because of Perrier.

Wow

Im a nurse so i only started 40 minutes ago

why the fuck is he always like this, hopefully and can stop being a boomer and get back into this.

Holy fuck. Didn't expect that shot.

Stan pls

Surgical.

fed is doing fine, easy 3-0 for him

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

>Im a nurse
I've got a swelling you can take a look at

Fuck this public 2bh

Post nurse armpits

Im a dude lol

for once stan's outfit is less cringey than fed's

Even better

We know.

Thank god. Fed deserved this set.

That UNIQLO outfit is nice

guise just made $15 betting fed to win the first set

Anyone who wasn't worried there is a Fed casual. In fact, anyone who isn't still worried now is a Fed casual.

Who you got in the Anisimova Martic final?

Are you guys ready for the Stan comeback?

Nice trips. Post pits anyway.

fucking tired of Fed favouritism.

it looks like he's wearing pajamas

/ARE ROG/

>god
religious nuts like you are not welcome here please leave

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93158827/#q93162919

Reprenez vos places rapidement s'il vous plaît
Merci

are you atheist?

you work in which hospital service ?

>Malasiaaa!!! Truly Asia!!!!!
based

Now Fed has an excuse to pull out of semis

I like her because she's the slayer of Sabalenka.

sloane getting exposed?

One day you will find him my brother :)
Bless you

surgery right now but im moving to the palliative ward soon

FEDGOAT

I wish, phwoar!

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why are they so cute bros?

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>another break point wasted

what language do they speak between each other?

Swiss German?

probably French, as Wawrinka is francophone Swiss, if I'm not mistaken.

i'm in oncology

Konta is so efficient damn

French

Either that or French. Stan's native language is French and Rogie definitely bspeaks that too.

>holds to love
>holds to love
>holds to love
>holds to love
Heh, nothing personnel kid

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>you will never know your rival's tickle spots

Bros, it's not fair.

medical staff of the world unite i guess

not bad, this Australian-Hungarian.

Stephens and Konta would make for a pretty ideal threesome

BACK OFF, BRUSSELS!

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French, Fed speaks excellent French.

male nursing student reporting in

Stan comeback already on

Lmao fed just lmao

Here we go!

Of course.

missed the first set, how they playing?

he's just giving false hope

please dont

dont touch konta

neutral

please do (me)

Liar.

excellent, merci!

Konta's nips are hard to distinguish

What an exchange

E B J K

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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there are millions of us millions!

>seven break points

>2 more break points
>shanks a backhand
>shanks a forehand
Vintage Fed

>2 Swiss entertain 15000 French
noice atmosphere!

federer in charge of winning break points

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STANNIS THE MANNIS

Is there any player who loses in more infuriating fashion than Fed?

gorgeous British accent

poor sloaner boner

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Murray was pretty talented in that regard.

should fed just retire

>this bp conversion
How is he even going to manage if he somehow gets past Stan?

yikes

kek, 3-0 m8!

(I like Sloane desu)

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fake or not? she was raised in ausstralia

Dude what the fuck is wrong with americans

Fed is basically the too smart to win meme but irl

the contortions she must go into to hide the love handles lol
just

>camera focuses entirely on Roger during a serve
>camera does not pan out after serve
>Stan returns and wins the point
>camera still focused on Roger

What the fuck is wrong with the Tennis channel. Cut that shit out.

many things

>shirtless fed is best fed

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kek i was joking

why the fuck would her parents move from based australia to grim eastbourne, must be nuts

>Stan can't serve
>Rog can't bp

Swiss against Swiss is always a shitshow, tradition I guess.

Who unwore it best?

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>I have more body hair than fed

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Fed and Stan are friends so it's awkward for them to beat on each other for the amusement of filthy non-swiss scum

Post your hirsute physique

>it's a Roger drop shots out episode

Sometimes when you watch Fed play you just seethe the entire fucking time.

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I have it on my shoulders and back too. Hate it.

I still can't believe this beast married the hot teacher from Billy Madison

What part?

Fighting to death for the amusement of the French nobility is a dear and cherished Swiss tradition. It is fun, you see the world, get to kill interesting people and the French pay for everything.

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Konta's dress so much better than Nike dresses, really made of thin cotton and follows the body curves well

Was the colour of her skin, her eyes or nose not a bit of a giveaway?

What is obvious is that both Fed and Pete have raging amounts of testosterone, given their exceptionally hairy torsos.

>not shaving all your body hair
plebs.

>this beast
he is a hot ride, and filthy rich

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you carry a purse too?

You tell me how to shave my back.

There is so much though

Can anyone tell me why Vondrousova is favourite to beat Martic. Am I missing something?

It's called a satchel, okay?

shaving below the throat is reserved for women, professional swimmers and dungeon sex slaves.

Papapapapapapa palala

Also this
Has had a really good year so far

Do you guys sometimes think that getting emotionally invested in watching Federer play with a ball is more trouble than it's worth?

Get your gf to do it for you.

I have a great family history story about how my great-grandfather's brother married a French woman and that line of the family went downhill fast. They all live in Quebec now and are poor as shit but try to pretend they aren't.

On clay, yes, on grass not so much.

youtube.com/watch?v=xsGX9LvgUHI

*ahem*

OLÉÉÉÉÉ

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What did fed day there?

Won effortlessly so far, only needing 2 sets.

I'm not a woman.

Fed would have 30 slams if he wasn't a bottler.

fed loves to make it interesting for his fans

Don’t have one

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I unironically wanted to get laser hair removal but the Spanish poster that stopped posting here said it takes multiple sessions so fuck that noise

and I bet you can't swim for shit either...

Missed it too :(

What did fed say?

Are you a swimmer then? If not, you're a sex slave lol.

Poor Nishikori gonna get killed

Wake up linesman

>match is now at 14:50
fu

I guess, but Martic has beaten her 4 times in two years and beat her in a final on clay in April.

>Fed really pissed
let's see if this helps his game.

The Roidsman fears the Samurai.

certainly said "juges des lines"

>On grass not so much
But
>L. Nadal 2008 Wimbledon final
>L. Berdych 2010 Wimbledon quarterfinal
>L. Tsonga 2011 Wimbledon quarterfinal
>L. Stakhovsky 2013 Wimbledon second round
>L. Djokovic 2014 Wimbledon final
>L. Djokovic 2015 Wimbledon final
>L. Raonic 2016 Wimbledon semifinal
>L. Anderson 2018 Wimbledon quarterfinal
And every single one of those was close and heartbreaking. I think it's time for me to take a break.

That backhand tho

Based Stan

>Knowing the results this autistically well
Take a break from life.

Nishikori will win it!!!

Yes, but it was best entertainment, Fed loosing a big match can still be great tennis. 2008 Wimby finals easily was the best tennis match ever played.

>stan

kekekekekekek

but not today

AAAAaaaaAAAaAAAAaa
-Stan

STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN

KAM ON STAN

Fed lost the first set in his Roland Garros journey.

0_0

Stan has played 47 sets against Nadal and won 7 (SEVEN).

not that bad

Let's see how many more bps fed will squander.

It’s ogre. Stan in 4

Fed won 7 sets against Nadal Jan-March 2017.

Nnnnnice

what are these weird jungle noises from the crowd

you sir are a homosexual

Federer is going to lose isn't he

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Fed pls

French "people."

>bring Fed to BP
>let him choke and get the point

KAM ON STAN SCORE SOME FAKIN BREAK POINTS

Is Stan getting back to his peak level the feel-good story of the season?

Why are the swiss so good at backhands

Is getting demolished by Nadal the feel good story of the season?

>Warinka's face

Why does he look hungover lmao

If Nadal demolished me, I would feel good for the season

Encore combiwn de jeux ?
(...)
Dis moi répètes ... J'ai trop de trucs en ce moment
(…)

Il a répondu quoi l'arbitre? Et qu'a demandé fed exactement? Combien de jeux avant le changement de balles?

Last two digits: number of games Nishikori wins today

guys how do you say 0, 15, 30 and 40 in french?

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in the spirit of neutrality they practice backhands and forehands equally
Interesting
Yeah quebecers are bydlo as uck

Test

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zero
quinze
trente
quarante

Zéro, quinze, trente, quatorze

Based

>Nishikori hasn't retired yet
Truly stunning

Nishikori already getting raped why must god be so cruel

Fred starting to look like someone from the Addams family

lmao nvm

>back-to-back-to-BACK aces

sero
ca
tga
caga

Why would he?

Can't wait for the 50-48 5th set thriller to be quite honest.

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It's the samurai strength

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>Uniqlo paid 300M for a Helvetian Ivo Karlovic

>there are people ITT actually rooting for Federeddit

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Bravo japan

Because he has a history of playing long matches and then giving walkovers or retiring.

Would it be comfy to be a linesman or not?

Kek did Fed just say FUCK?

>eight break points

Is this where you insert the end of the racquet in the butthole

based Abyssinian bro.

why is fed not using more drop shots

GOD DAMMIT FEDERROR

>Break point? No thank you.

>not watching the god of this surface when he's playing, no matter who's playing, and instead choosing to watch Federer because "muh pretty backhand".
if they were playing simultaneously at Wimbledon, I would also watch Federer.

Watching the Nadal game, what’s disappeared in the Federer match, his forehand or backhand?

This match is over. Congrats Stan.

>4-0

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le backhand into le stands man

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>nadal

>getting shot in the back

>wins lol

can't believe he's 41 years old

Roidal watchers mad oyher arent watching roidal
Fed chads dont give a fuck about roidal watchers
Get dabbed on virgins

>Fed grunting
Shit is real eh

Fuck bros Stan is slowing down

>put the slam in the bag

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was Nadal in bad shape?

How the fuck is Stan powering his shots like that after the monster game?

toblerone

>memerinka trying to exhaust fred so he loses his match against nadal
based

story?

>Serbian humor

Fed almost never bends over at least

if quints, roger will beat nadull in the semis

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yikes, almost.

Well I tried.

kek

E X P O S E D

Smfh fed

>0/8
>2/2

Fed bros not like this...

Anyone get bored when all Federer does is win service points and shank every contested rally?

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Federror

>BPs: 2/2 - 0/8

>Break point Waawrinka: 2/2
>Break point Federror: 0/8
Is this it lad? Is this the end for Federer?

Why does he lose in this exact manner every single time? This is the kind of thing that truly makes me want to stop watching tennis and caring about Fed results.

lmao fucking burgers never disappoint

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Ironically Federer's bp conversions were that bad even back in the days of 2005/06.

Holy fuck Roger come on, holy shitting fuck fuck fuck

br poster rangeban when?

don't sweat it, fed got this

based /cric/

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apologize

>that horrendous acting
youtube.com/watch?v=h7VlU60JJII

Fucking finally.

>fred broke
wew lad

>Novak Djokovic and Janko Tipsarevic have caused a bit of controversy recently, thanks to a photo that the latter posted on Facebook. The photo shows Djokovic with his arms up, with Tipsarevic pointing a gun of some sort at him.

>According to reports, the photo was accompanied by a caption implying that Rafael Nadal would pay a lot of money for Tipsarevic to pull the trigger. The photo was, of course, a prank, but it has already caused a lot of negative reaction. It seems as if the photo has now been pulled from Facebook.

I've heard of milking it, but this cunt needs to fuck off
youtube.com/watch?v=h7VlU60JJII

FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED FED

nishitkori will take one one of his tactical pee breaks soon and it will win

Y I K E S

Why do expect unrealistic things from him?
Wimbledon is around the corner, and if he can get this far at RG at his age, he will probably be in the final with a chance of winning come Wimbledon.
Federer fans always strike me as obese people crying because they're hungry.
Keep your expectations realistic and they'll have a better chance of being fulfilled.

You sweating yet?

Thoughts?

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why hasn't Fed been dropshotting in this match as much as the round before? Does he forgo them in "serious mode"? Seems like they'd be useful given how far back behind the line Stan's camping out.

Is federer's wife still fat?

Nishikori is providing a textbook example of how to get blown the fuck out.

Fed fans are the whiniest babies in existence and they absolutely don't deserve him.

rain in 5?

Has nishikori retired yet?

Activate it

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nothing wrong with that, the sweetness of coke makes a nice mix of flavours, remember eating fries then sipping some cocke while I'm on the verge of swallowing the fries mush, excellent taste

kek

>1/11

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I'm gonna be honest i haven't felt too /TENNIS/ this year has my secondary main man achieved anything? Was he even in RG?

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>1/11

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BASED
STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN

It's casuals who only watch slams when their preferred player is playing and don't understand what they're watching. The more popular a player is, the worse their average fan will be.

Federer and Nadal are so cosmically aligned as rivals that when things start going well for one of them, they start going badly for the other, even when they're playing different matches in different courts.

its fucking gross

took a set off rafa

Only man to have taken a set to Nadal in this tournament. May he rest in peace like a hero.

cheese is gross yet it's great. you child.

How is cheese gross?

>cheese is gross
What the fuck

Cheese isn't mixing fucking meat and coke

Women's RG Final will feature either Konta or Martic or Vondrousheva

That's the state of women's tennis of 2016-2020(2021? 2025?) era

were there stronger generation/era in women's tennis than today?

nishikori retire soon?

OH NO NO LOOK AT DIS DOOD HAHAHAHA

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truly the second most based tennis player to exist

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Fucking hell fed.

am i seeing things or is federer breathing hella heavily?

i thought its a south argentina pictured from thumbhail. Patagonia, Bariloche, Terra del Fuega...

Boris is like he unwavering watch of /tennis/ through the night
Be it rainy, windy, sunny or anythig in between, hes gonna talk about waifus

cheese is mixing mold with bacteria with milk. it is far more gross

pretty based desu

There's tons of bacteria inside of you, dummy.

I can hear his voice in my head, even though I never met him or heard him speak. :(

there's also tons of meat
QED

something that humans have been doing for thousands of years and there's bacteria literally everywhere inside you in and in the world its not fucking cheap process chicken meat in cola

Lads how do you find your streams? Can't find an Acestream in English anywhere

Poor Nishikori getting destroyed

He literally can't do it

CAM ON STAN, GET THAT FUCKING SET!

live.harleyquinnwidget.net/streamvideo12/wawrinka-vs-federer-live-stream-4941318.html

harleyquinnwidget.net
it has the advantage of no commentary.

I wish I had some meat inside me, if you know what I mean

Hope the Chatrier crowd is enjoying that thrilling match over there.

>unforced errors your path

Two blowouts in a row, the poor buggers

Lately Nadal is too black for me

literally free monee

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>dat sun tan from your hat

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The virgin Chatrier, the chad Lenglen.

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>Why yes I give away my break points. How could you tell?

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Pear would have at least smashed some rackets while he was getting blown out. Kei's goofy "I'm in danger!" smile is so annoying.

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=JIN36NweL6I

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People saying Nadal's peak on clay was 2008 are wrong.
His backhand was basically non-existent then.
And it has become a weapon now.

Cheers

How come Nadal has the easiest route through slams every single time? He faces literal blowouts until the SEMIS.

that's just stupid. the only way for kei to win is if nadal breaks a leg, and they just refund you your money then

fucking Feds net game is so good

It's a quid, lad, I'll survive

RIP Kei ;_;

well, having won 11 of these I would say it's because he's just that good.
he makes his opponents look terrible.

what? do Eurosport UK commentator talking about Nadal fatigue?

But is the rest of his game the same? The improved backhand could just compensate for parts that have declined like speed/movement.

what was his 2018 and 2017 SF?

why does federer keep thinking second serve s&v on clay is a good idea

i have literally never seen it work for him

he's tired of #winning all the time
but you're just funding the mafia with stupid bets like that

maybe.
I just don't think he's worse than previous iterations.
I mean, he's defeating the same level of opponent (sometimes even better) now as he did then.

>it's a HEALTHY match, Todd

FUCK YEAH

I hope they spend it wisely.

rotten milk la

>this match

I hate Kei so much

3rd set a little better than the other two.

Lol, all these Fedelelfags here cheering for their hero, when they know Fedel will get wrecked by Nadal in the next round.

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Rain incoming?

one can never rule out a nadal injury

>germ banter
This is a latin bvll zone frick off

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Nadal has lost every match against Federer over the past few years.
I know it's on clay, but he does have a chance.
And he'll have the whole crowd cheering for him.
Literally EVERYONE.

From a training session against Nishikori?

Doubtful

Don't worry, Roland Garros isn't located below sea level.

I thought loserbernd was a gook

Roidal will get a knee injury mid game

from a fedelelfag

>suddenly an angry kraut appears
implying Fedal matches are not best matches

imagine being stan with an ass that fat. buying pants must be a nightmare

>"""""""""""""""""""""kraut""""""""""""""""""""
he's asian

why isn't there a half naked woman running across the court from time to time? why are streakers only a thing during football matches?

Because football is for retards.

is does gagnes mean won in english french speakers?

trying to become a little cultured

Beacuse that's extremely distracting

*stabs monica seles*

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How is it that Nishikori's generation never busted the top 3?

I dont know much about him how do you know hes a g**k? Would explain a lot, nips and germs are honorary autist bros

they go where the audience is high

Yes.

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FUBU makes his size. Based Stan the Horseman.

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>is does gagnes mean won in english french speakers?
Focus on becoming competent at the English language before trying to learn another.

Lost Gen

Just tuned in to watch Nadal against Nishikori.

Wow, it wasn't too far fetched when I said it was a training session.
It lacks any aura, any tension and intensity.

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>1/13

may have hit the red wine a little too heavily trying to become even more cultured

jouer means to play
gagner means to win
enculer means to assfuck

>Break Point? Miss me with that gay shit.

why watch Nadal's one sided game when you can watch two Eidgenossen battle it out in an epic clash between old friends? Fucking pleb taste Bernd

>entering in a slice battle with federer
Lol for what purpose

And the 1 he "converted" was just Stan missing an easy forehand.

>1/14

he's no prophet muhammad

Whenever someone says something in French just reply with mdr. It works every time

>1/15

because we're watching the greatest clay player of all time.
I would also switch to the Federer match if this was Wimbledon.
Although Federer is not as goaty on grass as Nadal is on clay.

>The virgin break point converter
>The chad 100% serve holder and tie break showman

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mdr

Stan is an absolute mad lad.

PHWOAR

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You can also use
>C'est pas faux

What's mdr mean?

how the world has regressed.

>J'en sais rien

Imagine this low break point conversion dude vs Nadal in the next round.

lol

ta race

corrrr

mort de rire, death from laugh.
our "lol"

kek

don't

Literally "Dead by laughter". Even though the most likely used similar expression is "lol".

qt serb umpire

xpldr

And traditionalist niggas be like
WoRLd HAS beeCum HyPERsseXuAliZEd LibIDo doMInaNDI

Who will retire first, Federer or Nadal?

Bro were over Stan vs Fed join us

petra did the same thing like 5 years ago and no one cared

>mfw when I prefer libido sentiendi.

>1/16

show picture.

*squanders yet another break point*

>Break Point you say? Nah, I'm good.

Why do they Pronounce Wawrinka like Fabrinka

STUPID FUCKING CUNT JUST BREAK FUCKING HELL

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i watch both

so why d u like argentine women?

>wawrinka shoots a massive cross court forehand to pass federer who's approached the net behind a weak slice
"..."
>federer manages to not shank a half volley
*eruption of applause and adoring ejaculations* imperious performance from this man mountain from the mountain land, it really is hard to deny he is the GOAT

new bread where

AAAAAAAAAAA FEDERER YOU MENTAL MIDGET MY MONEY

Swiss commentators getting worried about potential thunderstorm

>Dem black clouds
Spoopy

how does the bridge on stan fed match court doesnt fall? the huge architectural contruction with like 25-30 meters hanging
its not a bridge but pure concrete and steel

Chances Fedr fucks off after the match and gives Rafito the w/o?

T. seething ABL

>He's on break point?

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ROOF
O
O
F

Why is Wawrinkas nose so red?

exactly this.
I would say the consensus around Federer has helped him to win over half of his major titles.
imagine him in Djokovic's position, with crowds against him all through his career.

>mfw whoever wins, they'll now be tired
>mfw Nadull destroys the useless Jap
>mfw Nadull will win RG for the 12th time

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Argentine women are the product of Yuro men are aztec women
IFeeL lIkE an OuTsIDEr

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L I G H T S
I
G
H
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He's from the french part of Switzerland, so wine

Tbh, it's Djokovic who is gonna win it.

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FEDGOAT

Rain in 20 minutes

NANI

good match thus far, thanks swiss bros

make a new thread you lazy euro fucks

They don't play the semis until Friday.

Based

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Would be Kino if a Tornado would destroy Paris.

rain is anime magic which will save Nishi

Tennis is so fucking gay imagine stopping a field sport because of a little rain

Why is it stopping?

neither of these two would have had a chance against Rafa even if they were rose fresh and he just finished a marathon

too dark

Storm is coming. Good stopping point.

It's a 1h break to pleasure the ball girls.

Nadal should just finish it, a few more minutes, why delaying that training session?

Will this ruin Kei's momentum?

I highly doubt it. Did you forget the fact that Djokovic lost against Nadull on clay this season? And that this is the French Open, i.e. Nadull's playground?
OK fair enough, so a well-rested Federror or Wawrinka will lose in 4 sets instead of 3.

Djokovic has a small chance of pulling off an upset, if he gets to the final. I fucking hate these young players, all of them are fucking useless.

This is just the start of the Nishikomeback.

NEW

any chance play resumes today?

1-6
1-6
6-4
7-6
6-0
Screencap this

...

idk,sky looks dark and cloudish, and its gettign dark in 3 hours

are you from buenos aires?

Rain is only passing and will stop in half a hour.

will it stop raining today or is it over for the day?