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Fraud edition.

>Inter Milan want Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku but Manchester United have valued the 26-year-old at £62m. (Sportmediaset - in Italian)

Lukaku's move to Inter is under threat - because the club are struggling to raise £40m to meet financial fair play rules. (Sun)

>Tottenham and England right-back Kieran Trippier, 28, could be the first signing for Maurizio Sarri at Juventus, if the Chelsea manager decides to move to Italy. (Star)

Spurs boss Mauricio Pochettino is set to get the financial backing he wants from the board - with bids rejected for Real Betis' Argentine playmaker Giovani lo Celso, 23, and Lyon's 22-year-old French midfielder Tanguy Ndombele. They also want Celta Vigo's 22-year-old Uruguay striker Maxi Gomez and Fulham's 19-year-old English winger Ryan Sessegnon. (Mirror)

>Everton hope English left-back Leighton Baines, 34, will accept their 12-month contract extension offer. (Liverpool Echo)

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>de gay

Former Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal says Ajax's Netherlands defender Matthijs de Ligt, 19, should join Manchester City. (Manchester Evening News)

>Switzerland forward Xherdan Shaqiri, 27, wants to stay and fight for his place at Liverpool, amid speculation about his future. (Express)

Everton have made a £24m bid for Roma and Turkey winger Cengiz Under, 21. (Star)

>Meanwhile, the Toffees' 22-year-old Brazil forward Richarlison says he is flattered by reported interest from Manchester United and Barcelona. (Teamtalk)

Newcastle boss Rafael Benitez has two transfer targets if the Bin Zayed Group's takeover is completed - Venezuela forward Jan Hurtado, 19, of Argentine club Gimnasia La Plata and Paris St-Germain's 28-year-old German goalkeeper Kevin Trapp. (Express)

>The chances of Spanish forward Rodrigo Moreno, 28, joining Barcelona from Valencia have increased significantly. (Sport - in Spanish)

The uncertainty over the physical condition of Manchester City's Eliaquim Mangala ended former club Porto's pursuit of the 28-year-old French defender. (A Bola - in Portuguese)

Alright Iads?

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>Dutch midfielder Kevin Strootman, 29, says Marseille want to sell him. (Corriere dello Sport - in Italian)

Netherlands coach Ronald Koeman says he will not leave his role to take over at Barcelona, if the Spanish champions choose to get rid of Ernesto Valverde. (De Telegraaf - in Dutch)

>Southend United are leading the chase for midfielder Jordan Lyden this summer. The 23-year-old Australian was released by Premier League-bound Aston Villa.(Birmingham Mail)

Midfielder Glenn Whelan, 35, could be heading to Stoke in the Championship after being released by Villa. (Stoke Sentinel)

Hips

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Happening

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I would worship her anus like a beta negro

Redeemed?

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The lack of transfers is upsetting, lads. Also >England going out of Cric World Cup already.
LMAO.

>signing a meme midfielder from Leicster for SIXTY MILLION POUNDS will solve our problems

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That's a lot of money for literally who.

Group stage you dolt

Is anyone going to buy him?

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>losing to Pakistan that you beat 4-0 in your warm-ups
>not a sign you're going out early
???

How fucked is ManU?

United are gonna use him to replace Lukaku.

Depends on how much they spend. In terms of fucked it goes Chelsea > United >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Arsenal

i watched every leicester game last season, he's a decent player but he's not a £60m one

First for Yua Mikami.

Why when Dybala would cost half as much, and probably be just as useless

I'd say United are in a worse position than Arsenal
They have a worse reputation, their solutions will cost 10x more than it will Arsenal and there's no progress being made at all to fix it, at least Arsenal is improving

Would love to have him at Sunderland.

United paid £80 million for Pogba's meme status, they'll buy Griezmann for his meme status too.

Lads:

Sweet chicken McCoys or steak McCoys?

Coming to Liverpool la

People have been saying Chelsea are fucked for a long time. Can't remember a team ever doing so well for so long while being in a state of "crisis"

>buy your dabbing, flossing Greaseman Man Utd Fortnite skin from the store now!!!

God has forsaken us

Toby's

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'ate Quavers
'ate French Fries
'ate Nik Naks
'ate Sensations
'ate Pringles
'ate Skips

Love Monster Munch
Love McCoys
Love Tangy Toms
Love Transform-a-Snack

Simple as

Sweet chicken. The Steak ones stay on your palette for hours.

>'ate Pringles
Agree with everything else

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Bayern had their 90 Mio offer for Kai Havertz rejected!

One hour till /lig/ lads

>tfw once ate two tubes in an hour and was shitting orange grease and goo for more than a day

Never again la. I'm still a fat cunt but not as much of a fat cunt.

stream?

>Joe Gomez says NONE of Liverpool’s huge stars will leave, and the club will buy more to create a new Anfield dynasty: "We are all here together and here to stay and I think the boundaries are limitless."
Based, agent Gomez on the job.

>he's not a £60m one
Considering the hyperinflation regarding player prices, I think he might as well be.

>at least Arsenal is improving
Not under Emery lmao.

nice

>/lig/
whats that no bully pls

I'm loving this new market.

Love Island General on Yea Forums

Who are they gonna get?

A LB and?

Thread where Deano, Gaz and Jack all wank each other off over a shite ITV "reality" program.

Ah. Not for me then

>tfw I share this site with people who unironically watch Love Island

I'd say they need a LB, CB, creative MF and maybe an extra FW, but who knows what Klopp thinks.

LB, RB, winger, possibly a CM

>tfw no love island in canada because it's too cold to have anywhere tropical and island-y

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I only watch that Jungle show with my roommates desu, Love island and Temptation island is just horrible

Simple as

To be fair they're not filming this shit in Britain.

>Chelsea more fucked than Man U
which club finished third behind two teams that had almost record breaking seasons?

Depends your definition of improving. Arsenal have a better points and reached a final this year over last year. Arsenal's problems have nothing to do with the manager and have to do with the board. I recommend you read some stuff up about it. The board won't allow good players to stay because they don't want to pay the wages. Not even SAF could fix the situation.

I disagree. The only 'improving' can be that Arsenal were never at the apex when Emery came and thus could only slightly improve or get slightly worse. United are able to spend £200m-£300m a window without breaking a sweat. Arsenal haven't even spent that in 5 years. Their wages are the 2nd lowest of the 'big six' and they're going to go lower now that Ramsey, Welbeck, Cech and stuff have gone. Might even be below Spurs by the end of the window.

Love island in 1 hour lads

report to Yea Forums for the first /lig/ thread of the season.

He knows. He's saying that nobody will film in Canada due to that.

Love island is just soft core porn you can watch with your mates

England losing today is probably a good thing for people with Edgbaston semi final (2nd v 3rd) tickets (me) very much hoping to see England play in that match (me).

haha imagine getting a raging stiffy with the lads wouldn't that be a right laugh lol

Gonna be across both threads.
What a time to be alive
/trans/ and /lig/ at the same time

>Portugal international Andre Gomes has told his friends he wants to make the move to Everton permanent before heading back to Barca.
>It's understood the Merseyside club believe they are the player’s chosen destination and hope to use that to bring the asking price down.

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Feeling sad lads

>Mondays, am I right?

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Leaving the thread if you mongs are talking about some slag tv show

Have you tried masturbating so you feel good for 7-10 seconds?

>Newcastle boss Rafael Benitez has two transfer targets if the Bin Zayed Group's takeover is completed - Venezuela forward Jan Hurtado, 19, of Argentine club Gimnasia La Plata and Paris St-Germain's 28-year-old German goalkeeper Kevin Trapp. (Express)
Fuck sake Rafa at least ask for Cavani and Muller or something like that.

It is when you can get them to relieve you. If you know what I mean

Would you rather your club take Rabiot or Griezmann?

Don't worry lad, I'm sure you'll spunk another £18m on another MLS 'superstar' (0 goals, 0 assists since signing) x

Van de Beek

Griez actually proven to be a top player

You've misread it. Chelsea are the least fucked out of the three.

It costs a fortune to buy players from a club like Leicester because they're not desperate for money and they know they can't just go out and replace them without risking buying a dud.

Who was that?

FFP lad. You can't just put £500m into the club any more.

Ozil was much better under Wenger than under Emery and they're going to get rid of him. Ramsey is also leaving on a free. And Arsenal can't afford any replacements for them. It's true the board is largely to blame but Emery is helping to make things even worse in the long run.

No you wrote it incorrectly

Premier League Tax
'Rival' Tax
English Tax
Under-24 Tax
Buying Club Is Desperate Tax
You Don't Need The Money Tax

There, that turns a £25m player into a £60m one.

weird way of spelling rei mizuna

Who will take Ozil on the wages he currently is on?

Just get another cousin to buy the naming rights for the stadium for a gorillion riyal.

Man Utd? Who knows, but even if he stays Emery has shown that unlike Wenger he's incapable of unlocking him. There's no way he's going to get anymore game time at Arsenal.

Ozil starts off every match trying, and then gives up when the crowd gets on his back. He is fed up, didnt fancy moving to Turkiye and is just planning his retirement now

>'ate Quavers
Nonce. Quavers are great.
>'ate French Fries
Nonce. French Fries are great. Relatively low in calories too.
>'ate Nik Naks
Not had them for awhile but they used to be nice. Will go with you here.
>'ate Sensations
Not had them for awhile but they used to be OK. Will go with you here
>'ate Pringles
Not had them for awhile but they used to be OK. Will go with you here
>'ate Skips
Not had them for awhile but they used to be OK. Will go with you here
>Love Monster Munch
Great stuff. Love them in Mix Ups.
>Love McCoys
Great stuff. Love them. The Max Spicy are quite good too.
>Love Tangy Toms
Good stuff.
>Love Transform-a-Snack
Never had em.

Get another cousin/half-brother, you mean.

Ozil has been hit and miss for years. In fact, if you'd watch anything instead of being a Liverpool customer, you'd know that Wenger was criticised for playing Ozil despite him constantly performing badly. Emery at least had the balls to drop him. As for Ramsey leaving on a free, again, if you weren't a Liverpool customer, you'd know that Emery has no say in this and the board has already admitted that it was due to them not being willing to pay his wages. Emery has no decision in that matter. Emery cannot make money appear out of nowhere. I don't rate him either but you could have the best manager in history manage them and he'd fuck it up because he can't turn shit into gold.

>Love Transform-a-Snack
>Never had em.
It's like you never went to the local pool in the summer

Eh? Newcastle don't spend money.

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>>Love Transform-a-Snack
>Never had em.
You cannot be serious lad. Get yourself down the cornershop.

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me and the whip

He's going to Newcastle

What’s the * for

>Arse
>united
*wheezes*
What policy are they operating on?

>Love Tangy Toms
Fancy a bag of them now me

I did watch him. He was at least half hit half miss before Emery. Now he's 1% hit 99% miss. I know it's not Emery's fault he can't keep Ramsey, maybe I phrased that poorly.

If you really want Emery to fix the club, he needs to make decisions that will leave the club in administration, or at least close to it, because that's the only way to get rid of Kroenke. Then we can talk about improving the club once they get a better owner. Then I can agree that Emery was the right choice.

>lingard on 150k/week
>martial on 200k/week
>rashford will likely ask the same amount for his next contract
>BOSSman on 500k/week
the absolute state of poonited

They will under the new owner.

>no offer has been made

fake news

Good business by Dortmund?

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In general, or any specific signing?

Chelshit got fucked.

and soon rabiot in 170k/week

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forgot to post the image:

Is that his mom or his GF?

They improved their depth overall and other than his form towards the end of the season, they shouldn't miss Pulisic too much

Yes
Hot take. Pulisics best asset is his american passport and the fans he brings.

agent/mum/PA/bottom wiper I guess she helps him with sexual release too

based véro ruining both her son's career and united

He'll be on more than that

it was just the latest figure I heard

If he plays at his best, he's a genuinely dangerous winger. Creates space well and runs into it, through good one twos. But for the last season he got caught in a cycle of getting injured, then trying too hard to try and get in Favre's good books to get back his starting XI spot. Too much trying to dribble past 3 players.

avfc.co.uk/News/2019/06/03/club-statement-ross-mccormack

>Aston Villa can confirm Ross McCormack is to leave the club after signing a variation agreement.

>The club would like to wish Ross well for the future.

BOSS???

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>a variation agreement.
what?

latest United team is looking pretty good!

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Welcome to Sunderland

They're sending someone round to fix his gates.

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Im guessing they've paid him an agreed amount to ensure that he fucks off and doesn't take £70k a week for doing nothing

Would be a total Blunderland signing tbqf

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yes

Chemistry is low tho I guess

his name is mentioned during the end of the first transfer window in Sunderland Til I Die. Right before bain realizes jonny williams is a total injury history.

had been wondering why he hadn't been playing for them

>alright antoine, it's ole. fancy joining us to play in the europa lelgue next season?

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Yeah I'm thinking quadruple

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>Variation agreement. This is a Precedent variation agreement between two parties, used to document changes to an original contract between the same parties

At £70k a week, i'd guess it'll be a payoff of like £1mil or something

I'm enjoying doing these. Can't wait to see what'll look like at the end of the summer. Should be horribly disappointing.

Don't think Fulham can afford all them

Leeds United 2020/21 | EPIC TEAM GOALS COMPILATION

Is this some retirement league team in year 2030?

Don't think United are signing Kane

why would any of those players want to join fucking spurs

Obv spurs line up

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IT BEGINS

Ndombele is going to Juventus lads, so is MdL

Umm sweaty, did you see my line up they're clearly not

won the league with this lot in 27

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Tell you what lads, Cundy is going to be on form tonight on sportsbar.

wait wrong one

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>front 3 of Dybala - Kane - Griezmann
i'm not even going to look at the rest. disappointing sweden, really

had messi but swaped him for griez

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Arsenal are in the worst position right now unless that's what you meant

Yes, that's exactly what I meant.

Reminder there is a large possibility Man Utd entire midfield in squad come August will be Matic, Mctominay and Pereira

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Should /trans/ raid sportsbar desu. Say Everton could realistically win the league. Ask the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation.

I like a strongbow me.

Literally how it is possible when they have all the money in the world?\

Spicy

turns out money can't buy everything

>large possibility
There is a much larger possibility that they'll buy a load more people. What happened to Fred?

Players might not want to join. The name of a club can only go so far if their current form is so bad.

Why would a top player want to come and play for a cheap-option fraud like Ole?

one the one hand they have been smart not giving in to Herrera's and Mata's high wage demands. On the other hand theyre going to sell Pogba and possibly not replace him because "the right player not available" so wait until next season
forgot about him, but is it really worth mentioning

Elite palyers don't want to play under an unproven, possibly mediocre coach.

>offer high wages but almost certain damage to future prospects and no chance of a title
>get players who care more about the lifestyle and branding than actual football
not surprising, best thing they could do is buy young talent and try to rebuild from the ground up

Predict the top 4 next season

Arsenal are fucked mate. Not gonna spend more than £45m, fucked wage structure, worse defence in the league with no real links to any good defenders to improve it.
United are more attractive than Arsenal because they are a bigger name in Football and will spend the money needed to attempt to improve, just the board is incompetent and lacks any real long term planning. They need to get a proper plan and structure in and fuck Woodward out of the club to really attempt to rebuild.
Arsenal have a stingy owner, an average manager who doesn't understand the league and probably the worst squad in the top 6 overall and are probably the most likely to drop out of the top 6 because Kroenke isn't interested in winning anything if he has to invest massively into it.

arsenal have a decent manager
united have a lad on work experience

1. Man Utd
2. Burnley
3. Spurs
4. Liverpool

Reminder brexit is happening 31st October and all foreign players will be banned

Do Man Utd fans actually think De Ligt might come? It's pretty obvious Based Mino is using them to up his salary at Barca.

They've been SHUNNED by Longstaff

1. Man City
2. Liverpool
3. Tottenham
4. Chelsea
5. Man United
6. Wolves
7. Arsenal
8. Watford
9. Lestah
10. Everton

1. City
2. Dippers
3. Spuds
4. Arse

*dabs on pl*

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according to spanish journos he is United bound. fuck knows what that means

Just like all those Italian journalists were saying Pep was going to Juve.

>he bandwagons a foreign team
yikes

City
Liverpool
Spurs
Chelsea (If no transfer ban)
Emery is clueless in the League, doesnt know his best squad and has done nothing to address the issues with the defence Arsenal have had for 6 or 7 years.
Away from home Arsenal where terrible this season and bottled a really good chance of finishing top 4 because Emery kept rotating his defence and midfield every game without rhyme or reason
Ole is shit as well, but United will sack him without a second thought if he does badly next season (finishing without CL football), Arsenal won't sack Emery next season unless they have a real disaster of a season (finishing without EL football) and even if they do they wont spend money to improve the squad to compete with the other top 6 teams.

*dabs on you*

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>he doesn't bandwagon a team in every top European division

>worse defence in the league
That's just not true. Even even true in the 'Big 6', when United finished below them. But it is their worst area. Had Holding and Bellerin remained uninjured, I suspect it would have been a bit better. Torreria being injured was also an issue (also banned). Arsenal's major issue is that despite any manager bring able to see the major issues, they can't do anything about it. If the owner doesn't give the £500m that needs to be spent to challenge again, then you're fucked. This isn't even a case of 'Well FFP will fuck them if they spend £500m' this is a case of the owner using FFP as a reason why he won't. As for 'no real links to any good defenders' is a bit of a shit reason because nobody is linked to anybody, seriously.

What you should say is 'They're linked to defenders but the owner won't allow them to be bought'.

he is la

1. Everton
.
.
.
20. Liverpool (with 0 points and -100 GD)

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How much did you purchase Rashford for? I'm thinking he must be worth at least 150 million Euros.

Forget this Swedish clown, THIS will be next year's Spurs lineup. Note how there aren't any ne players. This is intentional.

Liverpool should aim higher than that. I hear Klopp won the CL six times for them. Six in one go. Just too four is beyond him clearly.

shit

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City, Liverpool, Spurs and then the 4th spot cannot be worked out. It could be Wolves, Burnley, Arsenal, Chelsea or United. It depends on who wins the transfer window out of those club.

swap deal for trippier and rose

All English clubs should be forced to play 4-4-fucking 2

That VAR feel

why are you still convinced Lukaku is going to Inter?
The Bosnia coach has literally confirmed Dzeko is going to Inter from Roma

Why does everyone keep hyping up Wolves for next season?

they’ll buy players this summer now that they got top 4 Prem money and the 2nd place CL money

haha

>ole's at the wheel

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You do realise it's mostly fake callers and talksport is just a front for generating ad revenue, right?

Did the cockney, jewish, man u customer presenter not tip you off?

they did fairly well this season and will continue to take advantage of their dodgy link with mendes

>Ole's as the wheel
Imagine how bad you have to be at a manager to finish below the worst Arsenal defence in the history of their terrible defences.

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cringe conspiritard

Reminder that the majority of the goals score on united this season happened under Jose

They read a text I sent out once mate. But you might be right. A few weeks ago I listened in, they were talking about 'best deals' and it was some Paki going on about selling iPads and laptops and stuff. Like what the fuck?

I still cant figure out their why immaculate form went to shit the moment he was announced as permanent manager

They'll MAYBE get Sessengon, Bergwijn and/or some teenagers from the Championship

Both

Rei Mizuna is quality.

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Same reason as Arsenal's form went to shit after going on a 22 unbeaten streak and beating United 2-0. It went to their head. They should have comfortably finished 3rd.

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The win streak was purely motivation from mou leaving. Speaks volumes to how hated Mou was and what kind of attitude a lot of the players have.

Emery doesn't plan to improve the defence from most of his comments throughout the season, he is happy with it (or so he said). He called Mustafi 'very consistent' which shows he has faith in him. He wants to sign more wide midfielders/wingers as a priority based the players linked to the club (as much as its a meme to use it where there is smoke there is fire and it shows an idea of where the club is targeting to sign players)
Uniteds defence is gash but most of it is down to the fact the midfield offers them fuck all protection and they can't control the midfield most games alongside that so usually end up under pressure. I would say Lindelof and Shaw this season have been better defensively than anyone Arsenal have in there backline in those positions, the rest of the defense is shit but everyone knows that. Koscienly was great but is way past it now, Mustafi is useless, Monreal isnt good enough at CB and is an average left back, Holding has massive injury problems and can't really be trusted to stay fit. Bellerin is there only good defender.

they weren't playing well even when they were getting good results, it was only a matter of time before their luck ran out

Even I know Quavers are fucking amazing.

>just buy everyone
was Van Gaal's strategy plausible?

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1. Liverpool
2. City
3. United
4. Spurs

They lucked out toward the end of the run and where playing more on confidence and belief than anything. When they started losing that started to fade, also the players looked shattered toward the end of the season.
Ole also being appointed permanently gave them someone to hide behind again.

from that interview it sounds like they didn't come remotely close to signing who he wanted

City
Chelsea
Liverpool
Spurs

LvG really is salty over his time at United.

he got binbagged after getting their elusive FA Cup. Also found out he was gone through the papers. All while this face stairs at him
I think I would be salty

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[Independent] £60m Leicester star James Maddison is Man Utd's priority this summer, Man City, Liverpool, and Tottenham also interested

I'm getting Drinkwater flashbacks

Makes me laugh at how Utd fans thought that he was the nadir.

To be fair, Mustafi was similar to VvD in performance stats. The issue isn't Mustafi per se, but more to do with their midfield being gash and unable to retain the ball. Arsenal had the worst ball retention in their own half. That puts any defence under pressure. Now, during the season, he can't go 'Mustafi is shit I fucking hat the stupid kraut bastard' because he IS your defence. You had nobody left. The fact that he chopped between the Greek, Mustafi, Kosc and Holding until Greek got injured and Holding got injured. At one point in the season, Mustafi was played as a RB (which he honestly isn't that bad in). Arsenal just got fucked by injuries to Bellerin and Holding which really fucked up their performances. Remember, they went on unbeaten run for 22 games or so. But Holding got injured. Then Ramsey and that made it all fall apart. You're right about it though. I suspect that Chambers will not be sent out on a loan this season. So it'll be Kolas/Monreal - Kosc/Greek - Holding/Mustafi - Bellerin/AMN.

I don't agree Mustafi is useless, I just believe he requires the midfield to actually not give the ball away (as I stated, worst in the league and doing it in their own half). He isn't good enough, correct, but he isn't going to be replaced. Honestly Emery should forget about wide man, stick with fucking Iwobi, he's there already and he won't cost a lot. Sign Ziyech for £25m to replace Ramsey.

He has Chambers and Beliek who could play in CB.

Feels like something thrown up by the random rumour generator.

all this news is from a Duncan Castles podcast which released this afternoon.
He also linked United with Mike Maignan but that wont sell papers

Knifed in the back by Giggs.
>de Class of 92

Just won the a VAR cup tbqh

Who cares if it's entertaining?

>Fighting for mid table tier meme players
Whither United.

the club should have kept Giggs. Youre not going to get anyone else more ruthless than a man who shagged his brothers gf for years

OGS seems like too much of a mate to the players

>top 4 Prem money
They’ve had that for ages and have bought fuck all

Jose didnt want him there for that very reason

Without it being used on a handball. Good old UEFA. I wonder if the prem will get it right?

>the club should have kept Giggs.
i agree, he gives a great team talk too

He looks a bit like Morrissey in that pic no?

It's really not though

>5 minutes of deliberately aggravating, uninformed opinions designed to bait callers followed by 5 minutes of soul-crushingly annoying, repetitive adverts

t. listen to it to keep me awake on commutes

can you all agree this is a penalty?
because I cant and I need people with higher IQs to confirm its a penalty for me and let me live in peace

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people I've spoken to are about 70-30 in favour of no penalty

this charming maan

not in the slightest

Yes. Yes it is.

It's 50/50, but given the time it happened it shouldn't have been given for the sake of the match. Who the fuck gives a penalty in the first 20 seconds of a match.

At the time I thought era but now I think no era, but I might just be mad because it ruined the game.

They will buy players because they dont want Poch to leave more so than anything else.
Poch has made it clear in a lot of interviews he wants to improve his squad and with them seemingly selling a few key players (Eriksen, Alderweireld) and losing Demeble in January without replacing him the board knows they need to invest in a few positions to keep in the top 4.

i think so, but if i'm in the minority i'm willing to admit i'm wrong

If only they had VAR to assist them. EPL will show them foreigners how its done.

it is a penalty if you're going to be consistent with the decisions that had been made throughout the champions league this season

what happened to kolasinac? he looked solid in his debut

Under the new rules (which aren't in place yet) it is. Regardless of whether it was in the moment or not Sissoko was a fucking idiot for having his arm in that position in the first place and then bringing it down after it his his shoulder to then handball it.

IMAGINE

What went wrong?

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it is a penalty but it's still bullshit
handballs like this should result in indirect free kicks

Realistically where does he go though? If he wants to make a step up the ladder there are not many positions open.

Still don't understand why manure didn't break the bank for him.

that decision to make Ole permanent looks stupider by the day

Inconsistent, had a few injury problems and also isn't really defensively minded (might be due to Emery's tactics when playing Kola though). Has been good going forward at times this season but just doesn't seem to work at LB and at Wingback sometimes get caught out positionally leaving the defence wide open

what did sissoko do wrong? players put their hands out in a position like this dozens of times every match yet no one ever mentions this because there's no point
same thing here, the only difference is that handball happened
he was just unlucky

No pen

Had no legs, couldn't keep up. Being 35 does that to you. Would be surprised if he ended up anywhere better than the Swiss league

pretty sure he was only intended as a short term stopgap, isn't he about 45 now anyway

He was 34 when he arrived, and is mostly only good for the dark arts of shithousery now. He's old and busted and has been replaced by the new hotness

I now remeber LvG diving. Anyone got webm or GIF?

But Poch wouldn't want to come
He wouldn't be given the control he has in Tottenham, throwing out every lazy player

He was giving instructions to Trippier m8 give him a break

He was trying to marshall the defence whilst a cross was coming in, there is always a chance it is going to hit your arm if it is up in that position. If he wasnt the one closing down the player its just unlucky, in the position he was in it was just a rush of blood to the head because it was early in the game and both teams where nervous and rusty

maybe he wasn't interested

According to the rules, yes. I wouldn't have given it. Although if it had hit his arm first without touching his shoulder, then it's a pretty clear penalty. The arm has no business being in that position.

That's retarded. Rules are rules. I fucking hate the refs that let things slide because it's early in the game. Have seen so many games ruined because they decided to be inconsistent with their decisions.

>Would be surprised if he ended up anywhere better than the Swiss league
The problem with that is the one team he'd have a proper connection to is in the second division, and the only other teams that would be worth it have longterm replacements for RB or are rivals of that club.

He'll probably end up going to MLS for a year or two, or Australia since there are a couple of Swiss players there now

Would be a fitting place for a player with all those wages

If you don't enjoy it fair enough, there's plenty of other stations. I get a few giggles out of it though.

There are few things better than Cundy winding up a scouser.

For me, it's Baruch Spinoza

Sounds tasty what is it?

>Rafinha 26, and Juan Miranda 19, could enter the operation to bring Real Betis left-back Junior Firpo 22, to the Camp Nou this summer. [sport]
screw Griezman and de Ligt signings, get this one done, get a left back and kick Alba out already

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we really are living in the Era of the 26 Year Old Prospect

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Referees need human subjectivity on their decision making otherwise games would becoming boring and robotic because everyone follows the rulebook to a t. Giving a penalty there essentially killed the game in the first minute.

26 is the new 21

>implying Messi will allow his friend to be replaced

theo walcott is 30 and still improving

Everton could realisticlly win the league you know

I hear a big club like DC United are kicking tires

The handball rule need to be changed. Giving a penalty for a foul that isn't stopping a direct goalscoring situation is completely retarded abd against the spirit of the law

It is changing next season.

The law remains that deliberate handball is an offence. But accidental handball will also be a free-kick if...

the ball goes into the goal off an attacker
a player gets the ball using his arm or hand and then scores, or creates a goalscoring opportunity
a player's hand or arm has made their body "unnaturally bigger"
the player's arm or hand is above their shoulder (unless the player has controlled the ball onto his own arm or hand)

But a handball will not be a free-kick if...

the ball is knocked on to a hand by the player in question or a nearby player
the arm or hand is close to their body and "has not made their body unnaturally bigger"
if a player is falling and the ball touches their hand or arm when it is between their body and the ground to support the body - but not extended to make the body bigger

Another change to the handball rule relates to the goalkeeper.

If the goalkeeper attempts to clear ("release into play") a throw-in or backpass and their clearance fails, then they can handle the ball.

Ifab says this is because "when the goalkeeper clearly kicks or tries to kick the ball into play, this shows no intention to handle the ball".

>hits chest
>then hits armpit
100% not a penalty

He was signed as a stop gap because the season before Bellerin played 50 games. Then Bellerin got injured so AMN or Mustafi had to play RB.

Forgot link:

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48382254

and the thing is, that penalty is against the spirit of the law in question
like, who the fuck is mane even crossing to?

Which meme player Man Utd will cash in this time?

a guy can dream
in my headcanon Valverde is getting sacked too

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Based philosopher

Pogdab

>le never played in the PL and never will man

>a player's hand or arm has made their body "unnaturally bigger"
This will always be interpretated by the ref as a penalty.

Non deliberate handball should NEVER be a penalty. Or maybe only in the 6 meters. But not the entire box, that's completely retarded and always was

Pretty sure Firminho was on the edge of the box in the middle.

His chances of scoring from that cross were what ? 0.87 %?

>not supporting the Bahrain Barcelona that is Riffa SC
PLASTIC.

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Well that's a bit nothing. Much like Homo Albion themselves really.

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I support Muharraq SC, we are rivals
my house is literally a street over and I played for their youth teams until the u19

what would happen if the exact same thing happened but sissoko was an amputee or had an arm behind his back or as close to his body as possible?
exactly the same thing, he would intercept mane's pass with his body
another reason why that interpretation was bullshit

This team would have won the Champions League

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So the Liverpool of Bahrain, then? Won loads of titles years ago but is rather irrelevant now :^)))

>alli

It's the fact it hit his chest first for me. If it'd gone straight into his arm then fair enough but there's fuck all he could do about it bouncing from his chest on to his arm.

Is that a man or a woman on the left?
Truly the /trans/ team

Mane cheated and intentionally tried to hit Sissoko's arm. He made no attempt to cross the ball. You can tell from the way he chipped the ball and the position of his leg

>Football Manager.jpg

No team with Sissoko and Winks in midfield will ever win the champions league

Lad this is a truly Scouse level of delusion

it's a post-transition liam rosenior

How is that cheating? if you purposely aim at a persons arm whens its in an unnatural position then its the players whos arm it hits fault for it being there in the first place.
Sure its unsporting but its not cheating in any sense of the imagination

we won 1 league in the last 4 years which isn't that bad, but yeah I see it getting way worse unless the board start changing

Aiming for the hand is the handball equivalent to diving

Not that I'm saying that Mane did, I don't care

>players should no longer be able to point team mates into position because someone will intentionally kick the ball in their arm and get a penalty

This is football now thanks to zoomers

I'm memeing anyway. I think small nation teams are rather comfy since you're all within 1hr of each other.

>This is football now thanks to zoomers
i don't think the people responsible for rule changes are teenagers

Didnt Alba have a really good season?

Played like pure shit against Liverpool.

I think penalties should be gotten rid of and replaced with indirect free kicks, reduces the incentive for foul play as the chance to score is lower.

So did every Barca player in the second leg bar Messi

Most Barca players did to be fair.

Any updates on griezmann and dybala to spurs?

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Where is the spurs transfers for fucks sake

you have to remember that barca, real etc. fans are incredibly entitled

youtube.com/watch?v=RRITqS6WEn0

This is the true big brain option.

It wasn't a penalty but only because Mane botched it. The ref had no choice but to follow the script.

that also mean you can't escape from your rivals when you lose
in attack yes,he assisted a lot of Messi tap ins

however defensively he's horrendous, he constantly leave the left side exposed and Lenglet is too slow to cover
2 of Liverpool goals are because of him
the 2 Valencia goals are his mistakes

Should at least be a Direct FK or else Defenders will just bring down players all the time in a 1 on 1

He delivered the amazing assist for the opener in the first leg.

Fraser and Maxi Gomez.
Janssen will feel like a new signing.

Attackers should stop being little bitches then

Sky sports reporting juve enquired about resigning POGBA

Is De Rossi retired or is he going to sign for someone?

Based

Direct free kick at the edge of the box?
Why the fuck not?

Ndombele and Lo Celso are pretty much confirmed

Who should play as 9, anons?

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I hope so for Ndombele but I know it won't happen.

...

Can Lo Celso even leave Betis? He just signed with them on a permanent two(?) months ago

As long as Messi is there, Suarez will play

no, pls

Don't see why not.

He can but I don't think he will.

Why wouldnt he? He has a buyout clause and betis had him on loan and probably signed him permanently with promises to leave if he wanted and an acceptable bid came in

absurdly good. just swapping pulisic for brandt would be a success. getting hazard2 as well is fucking obscene
I don't know how they keep doing it. and yet of course they won't win the title

If they receive a good offer, sure

The only way left to fix United is another Munich

unironically Ricarldson

they should get rid of Busquets, Alba, Semedo along with Rakishit and Suarez

Yes, also he has a release clause because he plays in La Liga and it is a requirement in senior players contracts in the proffesional Spanish leagues.
Whether they will sell below the release clause may determine if he leaves or not as some teams wont want to pay the 88m or whatever it is to sign him

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>Whether they will sell below the release clause may determine if he leaves or not as some teams wont want to pay the 88m or whatever it is to sign him
they signed him for like 25m, any offer along the lines of 50m would be instant sell.

gianlucadimarzio.com/en/juventus-working-on-pogbas-potential-return-the-situation

POGBACKBACK

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The perfect player for Barcelona would be Firminho, but they probably won't have him now.
I also think Eriksen would be a good player for their midfield.

hurr I wonder

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———-Sczesny
—Cancelo—De Ligt—Chielleni—Sandro
—Pogba—Ndombele—Ramsey
—Griezmann—Icardi—Ronaldo

Yeah I’m thinking we back

i would be suprised - they would have to convince him to wait on a promise of becoming a god like team rather than him going for immediate glory at barca

>Eriksen

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bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48498757

>Gus Poyet, Michael Appleton and Cameron Toshack are in contention to become Swansea City's new manager.

>The Championship side are close to finalising a shortlist of up to six candidates to succeed Graham Potter, who left for Brighton last month.

>Swansea Under-23s boss Toshack, former Leicester assistant Appleton and ex-Sunderland manager Poyet will all have second interviews with the club.

Tough times for the Swans.

Is that a United lineup ? You forgot Koulibaly

there are rumours of a 53m bid that was denied and they said spurs have to pay the full 88m clause. I reckon 60m will make it.
Imagine PSGs FFP accountants seeing that trasfer happening.

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Are there any clear favourites to with the CCL next year? My friend's FM save says Barca

>Toshack
Stg with Welsh people theres like a list of only seven surnames. Seems like every second person out of Wales is a Toshack, a Jenkins or a Jones.

Sorry, UCL

I just hope english clubs will crumble

*dives*

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appleton must love working for shit owners seeing as he's managed blackpool and blackburn too

This team would have won. There’s just no argument against it

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Getafe.

>you now remember Michael Appleton having 3 jobs in the space of 5 months

>hoofball to llorente who brings it down for moura and son
obviously

>lvg
>mike dean
>wenger (with his jacket)
Who else could have been present to make this even more funny

id be surprised if he didnt have a sell on clause or similar
if he doesnt then those accountants should be unemployed

Yeah but it's fun. Since you have to live with them, there is less fucking up of the area. Since you kinda have to all live and work there. Come back home, Bahrain. I'm sorry. We're sorry. Come join the Commonwealth....

He did well for us tho. Two finals (not that he could win them) in a row. Then he fucked off to Lester.

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See

not sure what you're implying, they did well to stiffle liverpool's attacks. the creative burden is on eriksen and he's shit.

kek

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Liverpool played like shit. Assuming Liverpool still played in the same way and with my suggested Tottenham squad being used, Spurs would have won

Hope you are all protesting Drumpf tomorrow, lads. I stand with Corbyn.

Hazard to Madrid when?

Man City and Liverpool

What is his stance on /trans/?

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Anyone with an updated scouse boom-bust cycle. jpg.exe?

that would be like 10%-20% of the sum above 25 so 3.5-7m instead of a cool 35m

>he hasn't been announced yet
ugh

Thought he was already here?

liverpoo were up 1-0 and kept spurs to half chances.

when both teams needed to score it took liverpoo 1 minute. when only spurs needed to score they had 94 and still couldnt, and then the scousers scored again when they didnt even need to.

dominating the ball and doing fuck all with it when youre losing a final isnt playing well

soon™

What is /trans/ listening to?

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well he supports arsenal

When Real can cough up the £150m Chelsea want for him

youtube.com/watch?v=kd2OaPAmBho

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I'm glad Liverpool scored the second goal because at least it felt deserved

probably panic that no one wants to join them and pay like £60m+ for James Rodriguez

>(((tenor)))

Yeah but the protest is tomorrow with THOUSANDS of people and Corbyn. So do your bit, user. We MUST grt Corbyn into office so we can divorce Drumpf and USA.

Exactly!

Red Choir.

new darkthrone

youtube.com/watch?v=PfRI4BlXDQo

Pjanic or Eriksen?

>earfquake
Based

Pjanic as a regista
Eriksen as a trequartista

>mac

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Pjanic is a bomber. Shan’t be having him

i thought the treq was a dead position.

actually that might have been enganche

Hoobastank, unironically
Eriksen

I can’t blame United for making Ole their manager... they were on a huge win streak with him as interim manager and all the signs pointed to making it permanent. never listen to the fans though, I guess..

youtube.com/watch?v=YAFVu_A4OwQ

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>Got 54% on my dissertation

Fuck. I really fucked myself over lids. Hopefully everyone else in my year has done shit and I still get a 2:1

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also nfl money whenever that comes in. new stadium alone makes a million per match and that new sponsorship deal soon for the big egg. shits gonna be lit

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What is the london NFL team going to be called

degree grades are largely a meme if youre going straight into the workforce, its more who you know. if you wanna do further education then yeah not great

what do you mean NFL money? money from the NFL to use/using their stadium to play games in?

“it’s not about the grades you make, but the hands you shake”

Are you sure? seems like the difference between a 2:1 and a 2:2 in terms of getting a job is huge

Based

Word count?

Go see Booksmart

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Bidness idea: We kill the Batman

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Whatever team is struggling with attendance at the time. London Chargers I'd imagine

such a thing won't happen for quit some time if it even does happen because the travel back n forth to here to there for games would be a strain on the players as our country is big. but levy does want the superbowl in the stadium though lol i think he said that's a goal before it was even built
yup, thought everyone knew but their pitch has an NFL astro turf field under it. the grass pitch splits in 3 parts and it's right under it. also for concerts etc too

I'm not a nonce, especially not when it comes to """homely""" grills

Unironically the radio at the office

Absolutely based and redpilled

Business idea: We get to say the n-word online and act like tough guys

Yes

10,000. My one was just over 9,000

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>2005 victory
>20 years after heysel

>2019 victory
>30 years after hillsborough

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youtube.com/watch?v=raLQWq_PRIE

this guy fucks

damn...

so who did they murder 40 years ago?

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Madibo Magann

how much is that?

The actual Leeds United centenary badge.

Much like the team, it's pretty rubbish. Still infinitely better than Pro_Evo.jpg though

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What was it about

it's not that bad

Jesus

only if it's a higher-end job or something specific to your subject, most places only specify a degree

it's over 9000!!!!!!!! XDDD

Then who is playing for city?

Watford boss Javi Gracia is under consideration to replace Maurizio Sarri as Chelsea manager if the Italian leaves Stamford Bridge to take over at Juventus. (ESPN)

>Juve are set to give Sarri a three-year deal worth 7m euros (£6.22m) per season. (Corriere della Sera - in Italian)

Meanwhile, 28-year-old Belgium winger Eden Hazard's hopes of securing a move from Chelsea to Real Madrid by Tuesday have been hampered by Blues manager Sarri's imminent departure. (Evening Standard)

>Real are seeking to make a final push to sign Hazard for 120m euros. The club are sending a representative to London to meet with Chelsea director Marina Granovskaia. (Goal)

Juventus want to re-sign Manchester United and France midfielder Paul Pogba. The 26-year-old spent four years at the Serie A club between 2012-2016. (Sky Italy)

>Nasser al-Khelaifi, who heads Qatar Sport Investment - the owners of Paris St-Germain -is to meet representatives of Leeds United in Doha, Qatar with a view to buying the Championship club. (L'Equipe - in French)

And PSG's chief Al-Khelaifi is not willing to let Brazilian forward Neymar, 27, leave the club this summer. (Marca)

>Manchester United are favourites to sign Leicester City's English midfielder James Maddison, 22, this summer. (Independent)

Leicester left-back Ben Chilwell, 22, says Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola told him he was a big admirer of his this season. (Mirror)

>Chinese clubs Guangzhou Evergrande and Shanghai SIPG are interested in signing Arsenal's Gabon striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and are offering to pay him nearly £300,000 a week. (Times - subscription required)

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Manchester United have been quoted a fee of 35m euros (£31m) for Lille's French goalkeeper Mike Maignan, 23. (Daily Record)

>West Ham have made a £20m bid for Barcelona's 25-year-old midfielder Andre Gomes, who was on loan at Everton last season. (Guardian)

Bayern Munich president Uli Hoeness says Manchester City are "insane" in their valuation of 23-year-old German winger Leroy Sane, who is wanted by the Bundesliga champions. (Star)

>Cardiff City have rejected an £8m bid from Aston Villa for their 29-year-old goalkeeper Neil Etheridge. (Wales Online)

Bournemouth and Burnley are interested in signing West Brom's English striker Jay Rodriguez, 29. (Express and Star)

>Former Liverpool player John Barnes believes the club's Dutch central defender Virgil van Dijk could win the Ballon d'Or this year. (Talksport)

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Gsus

Magic the Gathering getting an animation, lads.

>Arsenal rumours before EL: The odd one or two
>Arsenal rumours after EL: None at all
Lmao. Arse are so fucked it isn't even funny. The fact Obamayang is gonna go to China is even more lul. Their best player. If Arse could get £100m for him then they'd at least have £5m to spend on Danny Loader.

>Magic the Gathering getting an animation, lads.
wut

on the flix, mtg story/lore is for NERDS

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As what I said. Magic the Gathering, the card game, is getting a western animation series by the Russo Brothers. Whether it's like the card game, where people play the card game and we 'zoom down' to the card level and see the stuff played out (aka, Western Yugioh) or it's set in the 'world' with the 'lore' and the only link is the setting.

Sweddy Busy frens

We all looking forward to Harry Kane's Brave England lose to Neverlands this Friday?

>Kane bullied twice in the same week by Van Dijk

>Belgium's golden generation won't win shit
lmao

let him fucking rest please I want him back well rested next season

>Watford boss Javi Gracia is under consideration to replace Maurizio Sarri as Chelsea manager if the Italian leaves Stamford Bridge to take over at Juventus. (ESPN)
why

>lukeku
>no fullbacks except for meunier
no shit

haha

we won the WC with Pavard at RB.

Soufgayte doesn't have the balls to drop him and even if he did, who the fuck plays instead?

I suspect something memey like this would happen.

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Jordan Lukaku looks decent as a LB, they could always play a 3-4-3 like they did in the last WC.

I'm betting it's set in the world. It's a decently rich setting. There are some cool stories in the lore.

Reminder that this includes cl bonuses. Make of that what you will

idk lots of englishmen always complain about him. I just want him rested and not injured.

>Jordan Lukaku
>decent as a LB
When did this happen? those 15 minutes for lazio against juve in some preseason cup?
But do you remember that one goal tho?

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Huh, interesting. Kind of amazing how MTF is still going after all these years.

>But do you remember that one goal tho?
Literally my favourite meme

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nice

As a card game nothing really compairs in my opinion.

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Is it a coincidence that Kane got the armband and England got the best result in recent years

Complain about Kane? Yeah, Kane doesn't score very many non-penalty goals. I complain more about Sterling. Before the Nation's League he had a dogshite goal per game ratio. Now? He has 0.16 goal per game ratio. He scored a fair amount recently but 0.16 is dog shit. 8 goals in 49 games, where 5 of those have come since Nations League started is dogshit. I hope he carries on scoring, but England has no goal scorers.

Kane is played wrong, he's played as a No.9 when he shouldn't be. He should be played further up and have somebody supplying him. The guy who scored 9 goals for Norway a few days ago in one game would be a better No.9.

MTG is old as fuck. 50,000+ cards and only a few hundred are used. It's been SJWised heavily though.

elmundo.es/deportes/futbol/2019/06/03/5cf58059fdddffa6638b4741.html

11 people arrested. 7 players apperently bribed for the game against Valencia

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Captain is a meme so yes

Kane should play with a second striker imo

>But do you remember that one goal tho?
It's his thing now
youtube.com/watch?v=xkblqMFxEqQ

Yikes. Didnt see the game was it obvious?

same desu

English version
football-espana.net/78543/seven-valladolid-players-bought-lose-valencia-match

>juve interested in pogba
aka real refusing to pay for the overhyped dabbing jermaine jenas

cheers

> Another reported saying from Aranda during the conversations was: “Bet €10k and you will take €20k.” Allegations suggest Valladolid players were informed to lose each half.

>“Look brother, Valencia wins the first half and the second, okay?” continue the conversation.

>“Listen to me, they win the first half and the second, they win the game…look, you know what it is, nobody can find out. Nobody is nobody, nobody, no your friends, or anyone.”

Indeed. It's longevity is proof.

>MTG is old as fuck
Ye, I know. I used to play it when I was a teenager.

>F.Mendy to Real
ugh

any realation to the city mendy? or is mendy just a usual name?

Played a lot of arena last year. Getting the itch just talking about it.

common name*

Yup. But we do the meme 4-3-3 thing when I think 4-2-4 would be better. Something like this. Delph could be replaced with something. Dier drops back to recieve balls from Stones who moves forward as well. Wingers move forward to support FW's in stuff.

My point was more than the show will probably only do old stuff if it is slightly relevant now.

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It's a common name in Sénégal

any one laughing at poocastle and their fakeover?

Can someone buy Bailey?? he's black, can dab and do some fancy skills, the perfect kind for eplel for only 70 gorillons

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is it confirmed
>laughing
why?

youtube.com/watch?v=b4Qh-0Ed9Og
I think part of the reason why Mbappé became such a hothead is because he doesn't get Mendy to put his ego in check anymore

>tf
>tp

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>Mbappé's thighs high socks
lmao

Gonna be gone before the next thread. Can somebody post the below text along with the image when the new one is made?

OH GAY, OH GAY OH GAY OH GAYYY

OH GAYYY, OH GAY OH GAY OH GAY

UNITED IS SO GAY, SO GAY SO GAY SO GAY
SO GAYYY, SO GAY SO GAY SO GAY

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Sarri coaching Pogba

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when we buy a solid gold stadium floating on the river tyne

That's just Heinrich Adolf de Souza Dietmar, average South Brazilian

The Brazil-Leverkusen alliance is old af from Tita to Lúcio & Juan and now Wendell & Paulinho

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Sleep tight lads

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>new money
>spend it like retards

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aight
extremly good post

Goodnight

Oh right, okay. I have absolutely no clue about the new cards.
>I now remember based Beast of Burden

So so depressed lads. I wish there was protests about Arse's owner. I just want them to invest into the club. Arsenal need so much spent on them, they make plenty of money so they could easily spend £200m-£300m or something to fix the team, or at least attempt to fix the team. Fuck sake.

If someone sends you something they obviously think is so funny, sent loads of laugh emojis etc, but you don't think it's funny in the slightest, you haven't laughed, what do you reply?

It's to a girl btw haha

love me some milkers
g'night

Face with Tears of Joy emoji

Who's Arsenal signing lads? Pepé or that Djene guy?

Now that, is a bit of me.

Tell her she's a retard for finding it funny, women find comedic superiority attractive

At that point deep down I know it's the beginning of the end

Literally any emoji

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have vvd, gomez, matip all world class cb's no need for a center half

Thanks lads, I decided to just ignore the message and say goodnight.

THis. Dont over think it lad

Im phoneposting someone make new thread please

I'm sure someone will user

skysports.com/football/news/11095/11734353/juventus-interested-in-signing-paul-pogba-from-manchester-united

NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW:

>no hazard
>probably javi gracia taking over
how fucked are chelsea lol

Si era, at least if we to according to UEFA's interpretation.

1974 World Cup final?

Of the Spuds team only Son didn't play like shit. The 3 week break affected them too.

*go

Lol.