/cric/ket World Cup

OH NONONONONONONONONO

I would pump my cum so deep inside madoka its not even funny

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>England's world cup

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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What ever

We’re still the GOATS of test cricket

TYBM
youtube.com/watch?v=cDu-2h8ZDhI

OH DEAR

Stream please

You would have to be goats with how Pakistan are treating you

Very high IQ cricket indeed.

>loses to west indies

state of the South African and his cricket team

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Dammit leaf did a based

>anglo cope

Lads, check this out:
>Jofra Archer

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ENGLEL BTFO

Live in Tooting and I'm scared to go outside desu. There'll be mobs of joyous pakis EVERYWHERE

Poogland on pooicide watch

You're undoubtedly the "GOATS" today lads. Leave your women too.

google reddit cricket streams lad, theyre always posted there

wish i didnt find this funny given the flag

d02ca63b794afbc6b186a2f1e1309181f508b2a2

Letting these smelly cunts win. Pathetic

>Jofra archer is a superstar
KEK

>Bullying during a gentleman's game

Poor form.

F

Based

remind me again why englel wanted jofra poocher in the team so badly? he's a mediocre (at best) bowler and he cant bat for shit. and based on what we saw in the BBL his fielding sucked arse too

I blame Zachy.

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Ali cost us this

Whats grimmer lads, england's batting or wahab's hairline

Been listening to the match on the radio. Why are the crowd so loud when we lose a wicket? I thought we were at home?

jofra arshit wouldnt have even made it into the windies team lmao

See you tomorrow, lads.

Having a black guy in the team is good for optics

These guys look like my Uber drivers LOL

Won’t be tipping for the next 2 weeks :)

All jokes aside lads, now that the dust has settled and England are confirmed for complete and utter SHITE, who would your first-choice England XI be?

For me, it's:

Mitchell
>Fell
Dell
>Rhodes
Wessels
>Whiteley
Cox
>Barnard
Leach
>Tongue
Morris

Paki fans must be very passionate, traveling halfway across the world to cheer their team on

Englishmen actually looked to outnumber the pakis in the crowd but pakis and indians are always loud as FUCK comparatively.

>everyone sucking Pakistan's dick
>only won by 14 runs

England's bowling surely

June 16
June 29

t. thoroughly ass blasted englel fan

Muh pace babby meme, that's all.

Better off going for some dibbly-dabbler like Curran who bowls swingers in the mid 70s, much better suited for the English track desu.

Their bowling is absolute shit. You can't win world cup with their bowling for sure.

Don't worry lad they'll all go home after the WC is finished

who won this toss?

Pajeets on suicide watch

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Cope

Batting wasn't the problem. Fucking SHITE fielding all morning gifting Pakis a big total.

>BE INGURLAND
>CUCC AND FUCK PAGGYSTAN 4-0 IN USELESS SERIES
>GET FUCKED AND CUCCD BY MOST USELESS TEAM IN THE WORLD

damn,the bookies must be happy af

ehm,yea,about that

Why the fuck have Sky sports started laying out the summary scorecard vertically rather than horizontally

Indai on the ropes

>damage control

Cheeky bastard

>Engkek

I always supported my paki bros

thanks to almighty allah desu

Someone please make a laugh at englel thread

Honestly this

Almighty Allah's got their back

we are live

youtube.com/watch?v=xfmDC5_gPmM

>cricb*zz

Brenton Tarrant wants to know your location

wish south africa was any good at cricket again so i can have a comfy day watching them play instead of getting angrier and angrier seeing them fuck up from start to finnish

Eat shit Englel

Why is my flag Indian im posting from my home internet in London

...

this

>indians and pakistanis can't stop thinking about eachother 24/7

just fuck already

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ngl he is right

huge if true

Test cricket, lad.

>2 centuries
>Still lose

Fucking how

England are shit

Momeme

Awful fielding.

Goodnight /comfycric/

no more cric tonite?

Holy shit based leaf

no its 7pm
what are you insane

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

See you tomorrow lads

Nah lad. Tune in tomorrow to Afghan bros buttfuck the Sri Lelkans

love how comfy listening to cricket on the radio is

love how comfy cricket threads usually are

not a fan of the anti English sentiment in this thread

>Indian Flag
>sucking paki cock

You should be ashamed of yourself, Pajeet

>drop bowler renowned control and wicket taking in the middle overs
>as result Pakistan bat comfortably for most of the innings
>wickets in hand at the end
>Pakistan launch a huge score

England lost that as soon as they dropped Plunkett for Wood. Why change a side that totally devastated South Africa a few days ago and beat the shit out of Pakistan in that bilateral series?

I hope they wake up to it soon: Wood sucks. He was OK today, but even then he weakens the fielding and batting unit. Wood OR Archer should play, never both. Just retarded team selection.

Pajeets were gonna shitpost no matter who won. But don't worry, >we will avenge you by showing these filthy porkies their place.

how did we lose to this

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why haven't we played yet, while seth afrika gets to play two games?

Those are Indians

cope

england would never be able to withstand the devastating pace of paki bowlers. they were bound to lose no matter what

there are pro english threads?

>We
What number do you bat at la?

pakis will atleast lose one more game against india maybe more

3

you deserve it you faggot

i know but its still harsh. we were elite and slowly turned to trash.

hope India kills it in their next few matches. That will make our win on the 16th that much sweeter.

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t. paki with a tesco mobile phone

so true

i will be cheering for you on that day

South Africa will never be competitive again and this is BASED, shit posters too

enjoyed the amir show today

haven't lost to india yet

Kek keep dreaming Salman. Now that you 1 fluke win of the tournament is out of the way, theres no way you're not gonna shit the bed against us.

based boer

cope

one day cricket is ok

you just got btfo by a war torn poverty stricken 3rd world muslim nation and you post this? you od'ed again on your mom rotten anchovie minge?

tipping the west indies or pakistan to win the cup

least my country still has something of a future in cricket your team is an EMBARRASSMENT hahahaaha you’re basically already out of the tournament HAHAHAHAHAHa

well i dont even like cricket anymore

fuck off then

no

also get fucked you muslim bastard. no true englishman would talk like this

South Africa are offensively shit at cricket

Cringe

Love island in 1 hour lads

report to Yea Forums for the first /lig/ thread of the season

shan’t

>watching normfalg reality tv
>watching tv
grim

so true

Feels bad lads. Hurting right now
Of course it could be worse
Was really impressed with Green Japan yesterday

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>losing to a team with the two eternal shitters malik and hafeez in

I swear those guys have some kind of family connection with the selectors

nonce

I don't know a lot about cricket but I thought the rule of thumb when there wasn't much of an advantage batting or bowling first that you always should bat because of the psychology of chasing a target while losing wickets. What was the justification for putting Pakistan into bat?

Maybe some the bowlers can get some swing earlier in the day

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

Just woke up lads what ha-
oh nononono
AHAHAHAHA

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>invent cricket
>be shit at it

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ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

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Lost $15 on a big parlay due to England, was gonna pay out a nice chunk of change if just a couple more dominoes had fallen.

Feel like going big on RSA to beat the poo's

tah

kek lads

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so true

>peengland

Are the Afghans favorites against Sri lanka?

Morning lads, just wok-

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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>engkek
Every fucking time

hockey in 2 hours lads

Yuck

can I get a cric rundown of what happened please brehs
went to bed after Pakistan made 348
Also eat a dick you cunts, fuckin boo our boys

ooooooooooooo fernan.....DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

semi collapse at the start, root and buttler built a partnership and it was looking like a comfortable win from there but they collapsed again in like the 40th over, middle order/tail didn't do shit

thanks fren

how come no one remembers Linsey being the superior slag streaker in the the superior sport?

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icc highlights suck lads
>no lingering reaction shots just quick cut away as soon as something happens

I fucking hate our team. Bunch of skellies with no muscle. Miss those days when Akhtar, Akram, Afridi, Inzi, Razzaq and others were leading the charge with some MEAT on their bones. These manlets won’t win shit, and fuck Sarfraz fucking ugly ass cunt

At least you beat us lad

POOngland

Just woke up

rise and shine boro

Just bants lol

...

My dear boro

brehs..

haloooo (i’m not girl)

Imagine not having a NRR of +5. NRRlets when will they learn.

Wahab, Shenwari and a couple others are pretty built

Full strength """"""""""""20 year old"""""""""""" Rashid Khan

have sex

wi must have been seething to have missed out on such a rare once in a generation talent

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Based madokaoz

Aw shit

They're ironing. Wish foreigners would get a sense of humor

KEK

people generally seem very bad at picking up when Indians are joking

personally reckon that Indians have better senses of humour than most, the mongs you get posting in broken English on cricket pages aside

>no Waqar Younis
ZoomZoom pretending to be a boomer

my dear bros

Hlw dear boro

abc.net.au/news/2019-06-04/anu-data-hack-bank-records-personal-information/11176788

ah yes

Haloooo(I'm not girl)

cucktucky btfo

the incel pedo richo

the virgin /cric/ poosonalities

new jim cant swim kino lads

watching Chernobyl lads

thinking about Danielle Wyatt

>have sex
You clowns realise this is a stale Yea Forums i.e. wrestling meme right?

have sex

ding-dong diddly

the incel pedo richo

I had sex this morning you virgin.
Hit the weights
Gain height
Get a fucking clue

ah yes, the absolute incompetence of this uni

have sex NOW

Is this the laugh at England thread?

did trump steal stone cold loser from the wwe

"Get a job" would be more apt around here

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hahaha rasism so fune :D

Like, get a job and move out of your mum's place first, then worry about having sex.

Haloooo (I'm not girl)

business idea: a union for unemployed virgins

>parents leave for work
>finally can watch porn in peace
>the gf calls me and tells me she wants to go to the mall
I just wanted to watch porn and sleep all day

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deep fune leg

>live with mum
>gf
Kek larping hard

Dump her you idiot

JUSTfra Farcha

>watching porn
>while having gf
???

Wow you sound like a fucking loser, how did you manage to get a gf? She a total pig?

woke up cute

based rug blow ins shitting up the thread

Grow hair.

She's indian. What do you think

Bit racist m8.

cool it with the racist remarks

This

BASED Finch

if I don't have sex by the end of the week I'm going to die

Have sex

its okay to not have sex

no sex trumps sex with a smelly nz girl

have sex incel

DONT have sex if you dont want to

youtube.com/watch?v=ldIwEG9xQ-M

No it's not, have sex nerd

Reduce hair loss.

Don't have sex

Sex is not something I seek, it just naturally happens to me.

based /rug/

done

>comfiest /cric/ general last night
>no /rug/ shitters

might crack open a nice cool refreshing maxx dry for only $38 a case

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Achieve erection.

I know that feeling. Me willly was feeling a bit funny so i had a check up. No more shagging they said. Doctors orders. Before i know it all the female staff 'happend' to be around and before i know it within the hour ive shagged the lot.
absolutely mental. Quite literally cannot stop dipping my cock in minge.

>rug boogeyman
Kek never gets old

Seems a bit far-fetched.

but I believe it

only thing far fetched is how far up my cock goes into a birds sternum

Imagine humiliated by a female kiwi athlete on instagram for being a 32 year old creep at Mission Bay

What are the odds Josh is NOT a virgin lads

OHNONONONONONONONO DELET DIS NOW!!

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lawncreep needs to be locked up if I'm honest

F

The touch of death.

literally and unironically who?
is this a big wogballl name?

German wogballer

Need Drake to wish Australia luck

who is this

need chris rattue to write disparaging articles about the black caps

Good cripple fight on tonight lads.

He dives on grass a lot sometimes kicks ball in a net. He gets paid a lot to do this

Wonder how he'd fair against my leggies

reckon I could bump the shit out of him

Reckon you'd bum the shit out of him fag

reckon my personal life is none of your business

reminds me of me one time. Except the guy didn't dive i shoved him and then kicked his balls. Then cucked him by shagging his wife. fuck you dad.

Seems a bit of a stretch.

grim stuff here

Can't wait for all these kiwi blow-ins to leave again so I can have my super secret club all to myself again

Mind-boggling stuff

how is mum btw

Muller is fucking horrible and Bayern has been irrelevent for years now

well explains her snatch pretty well wahey

>Muller is fucking horrible

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Mine died in 2015

my muscular willy boggled some broads mind so much she had to be put in a mental ward. Straight jacket and all.
goods thing abotu a straight jacket thoguh is its easy access. Useful for when i shagged or beat up every male or ugo(whats the difference though) guard on the way and snuck in.
Tied the straight jacket around me so she was on my front rubbing her fanny on my cock while i ran off to escape.

>Germany cheers for India
Should have cheered for us better in WW2 you Bavarian cunt

got out in the end didn't you what's the difference

kek what the fuck?

questionable post here

For fucks sake just start the next game already. I'm getting angry

le big match player man

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thinking about that time straffo bought a pokemon book for a girl he was orbiting and got told he was creepy

Who /childphotography/ here

Sebbo-tier Facey memes, well done m8

thread about to take a turn I reckon

any short king in?

/cric/ is a 180 cm + general

I beg your pardon?

cricket is overwhelmingly dominated by people below this height.

manlet cope

188cm here. Can't imagine posting with anyone shorter.

nah thats the entirety of batting

also a perfect 188, dare I say it the most elite and muscular height to be

You sound handsome too

Anyone under 6' please dont address me directly.

you bloody fools!

Talkibg like that, you actually had me thinking england won.

I've already quit football, had me thinking i was gonna have to quit cricket too.

Thank heavens for google

I'm the same height as Kane.

you're still shit. hope the afghans beat you

who /freemoney/ tonight?

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how are you going to spend that $8 return mate?

haven't decided yet, any suggestions?

zinger stacker

Bet it all on New Zealand winning the lot

I was thinking the same thing

Bet half on the tendies winning it all and the other half on some tendies.

Bicho theres no way you're 6' so dont address me directly. Thanks

Hot and spicy chicken from KFC

Get a South Africa CWC supporters shirt. They're $8 now.

Equivalent to flushing your money down the toilet

very tempted to do this, wonder what their odds are
the result I'm most happy with as well

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all on afghanistan it is then

tipping Sri Lanka in a 'close one'

>west indies same odds as new zealand
ohnononono

Yeah it's about right. They're looking good.

poo peeland choke is inevitable and Yea Forums will be in chaos when that happens. again.

Based
Btw anyone tried those KFC Double downs yet

cricket
lovely cricket

Go on about how we were to be favourites in Melbourne then you dumbbcunt

the meltdown when they choked was fucking hilarious

legs today

>you
beat >us in the group stages

Yeah at Eden park

think you mean the shire
anyway he only said you choked, not that you were favourites

yes but legs

All me AMA

you were everyone’s punching at the end so who gives a fuck kek

help me out boys

yeah that's right, 7" master race

...

Choking implies we had a chance against Australia + the Bunnings sandpaper department

even at 7 inches, Richo manages to be taller than the girls he dates every single time

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>we weren't favourites
>I-I mean we had no chance (because we're shit lol)
interesting cope

Tipping Josh will pooicide if NZ win lads. This evening's seething obsession has me hopeful.

I tried it out. Quite messy desu

josh hasn't posted once today

Fuck up Josh

so who will win the cup?

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>yet
Yeah like 5 years ago. Was hot garbage then, cant picture any improvement

USA

Who would want Stanley’s cup?

cric

test

...

Lose weight.
Gain hair.

for me it's generation five specifically the unova region

Mate, you're a fucking loser.

>he didn't play pokemon ruby as a kid

Hello /vp/ bro

based

...

not me, that would be

Obviously you autist.

this kiwi's mom needs to wash his mouth out with soap
vile little gremlin

what what other boards we can get away with crossposting

says the ‘’person’’’ making the kind of posts you make at your age, absolute nonce freak

hoping that's the retarded pom poster

grim

>h-how dare you fondly remember something from your youth
why are kiwis such boring little sourpusses

Played all 7 gens heh

fried trout on the cards

we need another /hm/ outpost with that shane watson picture

Why are so many kiwis weebs?

Should i buy a switch for the new pokemon game, lads? I've played every generation up until now but a switch is like $400 and i know for a fact ill never play any other game on it (no wow for switch)

you gonna pick up gen 8 m8?

why are switches so expensive. should be more like 150

>picking up a console especially for new Pokemon games
they’re shit

just play pokemon romhacks

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reckon it's only two or three

most kiwis are well adjusted from what I see

What kind of posts do I make and what age am I? This should be good.

/int/ is a horrible board

so shit

t. scaffolder

If it's not hot garbage like Let's Go, then defo. New direct in 2 days.

I like them.

I've played a bunch but experiencing a new canon pokemon game is always fun. plus i follow the anime haha

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>why dont kiwis love pokemon
>why are kiwis such weebs
Holy fuck you dumbfucks are confused

based cricket on soon lads

t. the brown nose

They're pretty angry in here. Based at chasing cunts out though.

love kiwis but frown on their often unstable and unnecessarily explosive personalities

who are you quoting?

nobody has combined those two arguments
reckon you're the "creates /cric/ strawmen to get mad at* kiwi

Afghanistan have won the toss and will bowl first.

All me ama

only the /rug/ blow ins

quite like the regulars

am I the only white american man that watches cricket

had about a dozen Americans make that exact post over the years

it's been me samefagging the whole time. been here since 2011

What separates regulars from rug blow-ins? Genuinely interested in the mental gymnastics required here

Yeah, get dark souls too

Which shade of brown am I rooting for tonight?

the one that stinks less

whether I want to put that label on you or not

You dont have to post in the cricket off-season if your pozzie, you can crawl off to nrl or afl. Kiwis however must post 365 days a year and cannot post in rug or they're blow-ins. Pretty simple

'member soulsborne/cric/? I 'member

So which am I? How do I tell?

trying to write a french essay due at midnight while simultaneously watching a cricket match between poos
mental how my life has turned out

Despite pioneering it, I don't remember it because I'm a rug blow-in.

currently putting you in as a blow in but I'll keep you updated

No worries. When I need approval from an afl cazz, I'll let you know.

been plenty of people calling out world cup tourists from /afl/ and /nrl/ lad

declaring you a blow in

you reek of rug blowin seethe

>David Warner
>Steve Smith
>Joe Root
>Stuart Broad
>Moeen Ali
>Martin Guptill
>MS Dhoni
>AB de Villiers

All these guys still play right?

If you don't follow a minimum of 2 sports you're a fag

Reckon 90% of you are m8. Just like last cup.

/cric/: 1
peewee nonce rug blowins: 0

yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
no
yes
no

yeah there's only about four or five regulars and one of them is a curry

Broad doesn't play ODIs and hasn't for quite a while

:D

By my reckoning, if you're posting in a general in off-season, you're not so much a regular as a friendless virgin.

very blow in of you

Truth stings huh

Why are Afghanistan here but not Ireland

kiwi nonces fucking off to bed soon based

I showed up here for the Bangladeshi tour of WI in July 2018 and one thread would literally last an entire test and sat on about page 6 on average, so literally this entire community are blow ins

got this blow in on a string ladies

longest anthem I've ever heard aye

pretty good anthem

>sarcastically cheer for Afghanistan like complete retards
>lose to Pakistan

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I made that thread cazzie

It's funny how we're not allowed to be involved. Makes no sense.

absolutely SEETHING

based fucking Rambo in lads

>lawncuck and his overdramatics
Fuck off you sissy faggot

looking forward to this for years

I miss walkbro

>this crowd
fold this spoort

Nah i mean i do like them and they're good for the place but basically every kiwi post has a lot of anger behind it

NO CROWD LMFAO

has England run out of brown people?

""""""""""""20 year old"""""""""""" Rashid Khan

RAMBO
A
M
B
O

Its 10am on a Tuesday remember

oooooooooooo RAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

would love to have Rambo inseminate my gf with his big strong Persian seed

>game not even 2 overs old
>score predictor

lets get this shit started
>Afghanistan

Rambo has gotten so shit lmao

>India have still not played one game yet
>Three other teams have played two
>They're not even playing today?

Explain yourself cric

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what did it say

Rambo? More like Shambo

this is the Rambo 3 of world cup bowling

258

258 or something with a run rate of 5.05 after the 2nd over

kek how ridiculous, must be based partly off the NZ match
they'll do better than that

do they just shit it out of their arse?

not even DLS predicts scores with that few balls bowled

Be funny if they get 258

geez ian smith sounds like hes already clattered

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One match per night is pretty grim lads.

Full strength Sri Lanka with Sanga, Jayasuriya and Jayawardene

hot take: Rambo was always shit

Sangha is an Australian cricketer mate

Depends on the wickets in hand and CRR I think

maybe from your kiwi nonce circle jerk brown noser perspective

t. no fun at parties

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BCCI autism over IPL

Can someone explain this. Five teams will have played twice before they even play one

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they had about 10 RPO at that point

yikes

don't even know mate it's a fucking mess this WC

It's all about raking in money. India's games are always sold out.

BCCI giving them time to scope out the pitches and how other teams are playing before they dab on them

absolutely corrupt and disgusting

Rambo getting carted

getting the bus to Skopje later

where does the hatred stem from mate

hassan not doing too well lads haha

Asinine stuff from Hassan here

Will Rambo bowl a century?

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the IPL was particularly tough this year so the Pajeets needed another week off to relax

>giving them time to scope out the pitches and how other teams are playing
also this

most retarded fielder in cricket history

cleaned tf out

Dr. William Rambo, MD is a practicing Neurosurgeon in West Columbia, SC., graduated from Medical University of South Carolina College of Medicine in 1988 and has been in practice for 30 years mate.

NEED a wicket

NEED to see a celebration of this caliber

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Cartwheels on the cards lads

two wides that have gone for 10 sundries already lmao

500 incoming lads

>13 extras

who /$8richer/ here?

reckon Sri Lanka can score 500?

that zinger stacker on the cards mate?

You are :)

waiting to see what the Score Predictor says

>mujeeb
Good stats

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>ynr we are missing to see Brendan Taylor carrying an entire team in his shoulders to get these terrorists getting pummeled instead

thinking something sweet, maybe messina

looks like a ck2 character lads (not racist)

>run rate dipped under 10
it's over lads, go home

is this the same perera that got the south african ton?

Feel like shit eight now it's my fault though went overboard again on the beers. Fuck the depression and fear and anxiety on the come down. Just want to feel myself again. Bless you all lads and enjoy the cricket.

Kusal Perera yeah

just ran my CWC logarithm and it predicts NZ beats AFG by 800 runs

you're safe here in /comfycric/ my friend

go for a run tmrw m8

Yeah

>score predictor 293

what?

tipping a 20 wicket victory on the cards

I don't make score predictions until the 30th over. Only then do I have enough information to plug into my algorithm and determine a score

We're here for you mate

Which clothing brand do you guys like?
I am kinda fond of US Polo Assn. and Super dry

Love the chimpanzee ground slap, very dominant persona

quick lads your predictions
tipping 330

who /topofthecricfantasyleague/ here?

>tfw put in kusal for this round

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Ralph Lauren and Lacoste

entirely depends on how long it takes to break this partnership

>all-rounder the most economical bowler

Thank you
Might go for a swim, normally helps

>Lacoste
Nice

...

fantasy league: for boys
putting your hard earned $10 on the line because you back your convictions: for men

literally me

we're here to help matey. Just be glad you're not an Afghani bowler rn