/cric/ket World Cup

Few cover drives and pull shots should do the trick

business idea- take a photo of your poo, caption it 'the amir show' and post on normiebook

this will be your one and only victory

BASED

i want to fuck his sister so badly

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she can get it

Never played WOW, can somebody explain why the vanilla edition is a good thing?

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soon as this partnership ends england will collapse

>Never played WOW
Same haha

Hate when the stream begins to buffer from the mass influx of casuals getting home from work

I want to fuck her so hard in the next room that straffo can't focus on watching his capeshit rips and has to cry himself to sleep

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TAKE IT DEEP LADS

maybe if you had a job you could afford sky sports

vanilla wow was the fucking shit

they then gradually changed everything in the game to the point where you can't play most of the vanilla content and where very few of the vanilla mechanics are still in the game, and they fundamentally changed the way the game functioned. not everyone was happy with the changes, and now Blizzard are finally letting us go back to the game as it used to be

Will never part money with Sky

Oi deskbro you here m8?
Oi ds3 lad you here m8?

based goosey

nice i see straffo got those bose.
pitty the sony wh-1000XM3 are alot more up to date in the tech world

Great game this one.

might go to the wog cafe for brekky lads feeling like a treat

what's an "over"? Over

Are they revamping the graphics or is it a pure re-release? Is it a good place to stat or should I just start with regular WOW

What’s the run rate?

you know its coming

It’s six balls then they change bowler. 50 overs a side. Over

>no slip
>yells catch it
Kek

There is a reason vanilla wow was a cultural phenomenon back in the mid 2000s. Every expansion to come out afterwards chipped away at the game before it became an unrecognisable (and dead) husk of its former self.
The thing that makes classic WoW so fucking incredible is the sense of reward you get from playing it. No other game comes even CLOSE to matching this. The amount of milestones and accomplishments you get from investing time into the game makes it ridiculously satisfying.
Also the incredibly immersive world and god tier sense of community.

The graphics are the same but there are a couple of new options like new water and some extra ground clutter. Very minor.
Classic wow is MUCH better starting point for new players.

The moment they lost their first match I put a cheeky tenner on it

Joe Rootster and Jeeves Buttler.
"Hit a six Jeeves," said Joe.
"Very good, sir," as Jeeves heaves for the boundary.

BASED. honestly i reckon he'd fap to it though

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roger roger

How come he's so fat but his jacket is still too big

Not sure that suit fits.

Don't go back user

button is literally about to pop off mate what are you on about

FFS

reckon he's in trouble here lads

>pakis in charge of reviews

That was fucken out

...

too high

What’s the RRR

>cankles

meant to type too high but accidently auto submitted kek. too late not and people will think i am saying this after the decision was already made and i wont be able to flex my superior cricket knowledge now

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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even if england lose i don't think they're in danger of not getting out of the group. a pakistan win is much worse for everyone else so you should be root(haha)ing for england

Probably why he's in trouble.

Look at the shoulders and the sleeves and the collar. It's big as fuck on him.

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just follow it up with

haha how delayed is this stream

m8

How many runs do England need per over

KEK why the fuck dont these retards have a slip

Would Wood root Root?

The RRR is the required run rate.

Based

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thought he meant the batsman to be fair

we will 100% lose atleast one other game

Thinks a slip might work here lads

What is it? What

the lad needs a tailored suit, off the rack stuff will never fit right

NO SLIP AGAIN KEK

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one wicket and its over

6 wins will be good enough, maybe even 5

Think Pakistan might need a wicket here if they want to turn the tide

be honest lads, would you watch cricket with her and then do some other stuff (haha) afterwards?

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>put slip in
>bounces off slip and away for 4

It is the number of runs they need per over to win the match m8. :)

kek fuck pakis

EASY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bigfooty.com/forum/threads/why-is-the-anzac-tv-logo-so-darn-big.1192306/
favourite piece of straffo lore

love the thinly veiled straffo references scattered throughout the thread

what kind of name is jos. reckon they just missed the h off his birth certificate

>the odds of /cric/ finding Straffo at Kmart

163 FROM 121

lmao nice slip

100% lads, girls are obsolete in the age of the tranny

bit going on here

Indian girls are my fetish

It's Joseph

I think England has got it from here lads

Absolutely. What am I, gay?

Getting a suit tailored properly is one of the best investments you can make. Even if it's a cheap one you get altered. The financial and career gains will pay for it many times over

>her
>i'm not girl
I'll thank you to stop misgendering people.

yeah, in my pants haha

>Haloooo (i'm not girl)
New /cric/ meme lads

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planning on going to singapore and getting a MTM suit for 1.5 at the end of the year

Why is everyone saying it’s ogre if we lose another wiki.

Is are tail end shit?

LOVE THAT

Pakistan fucking cooked here lads

Yea

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hlw dear bros or Haloooo (i'm not girl)?

It's been fun, think I might concede it to the brits and head to bed

thse small boundaries need to go desu

Pooeen is in next and he only has one good innings every 20+ matches

cazzies
there is no way england are losing this

TRINIBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

one of the better tails in the world right now, it's just too big of a target for a tail to chase

>effort
depends on your shape like but best bet is to try on a shitload and find out which brands are best for you, hackett and canali (drop 8) both fit me like a glove

Only a mankad can stop Jos the boss

>Shadab Khan to Buttler, SIX, not nearly short enough, Buttler gets deep in the crease and whips a pull over deep mid-wicket for six! Over Asif Ali at the boundary, in fact, who tries to grab a one-handed stunner line Stokes running backwards but instead, lands awkwardly on his shoulder and hurts himself

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and for some reason they're never against pakistan

odd that

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moeen will win you a game every year or so with the bat, and be absolute shit apart from that. fairly elite white ball bowler and decent fielder so he's worth the spot

Reckon woakes is due a 50

The cunt got 3 wickets today though

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If you can afford Canali you are probably already okay desu

afraid moeen might detonate at any moment

Why keep cutting to tubs and heals? Why even bother? Think they are happy staying up all night for 5 mins of screen time?

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watching the cricket with my gf

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literally wonder the same thing every time they do it. seems so awkward too, like theyre not sure what theyre even meant to be saying.

on lockdown innit

mass respect to the decky g

they're not in England I don't think, they're sitting in a room back in Australia

watching the cricket with my gf

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wicket please

Fuck up Josh

fuck up josh

yeah definitely. literally staying up all night to make one or two awkward comments about the state of play. Why even pay them for this lol

nice

fuck up josh

Test

nah think it's lost

this is getting away from england now

Goodnight lads

Reckon buttler will get his century before root does

Share results.

Goodnight boro

Think England need to try and aim for at least 1 run per ball if they want to have a chance of winning during the final few overs

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Kind of want England to chase this, but it's probably better for Australia if they don't. Conflicted.

you'd expect him to be upset that his nation was failing
hmm

There betting just over 6 an over. They need to get another 50 steadily then go into 20/20 mode.

this paki cunt back on tms

I thought England pitches were always good for seamers while subcontinent pitches were flat?
What happened?

England pitches are good for seamers in Test cricket.

ODIs have flat wickets everywhere

>His nation
I want them to chase it down just to put those retarded pakis in their place but we will lose out on all the bullying and the memes.

I guess this is a good place to ask as any. How do I into /nofap/ lads. I feel like masturbating 3-5 times a day isn't healthy and when I'm not jerking off I think about having sex with my cousin. Whenever she's in the room, it becomes very uncomfortable for me to continue doing what I was doing up until that point. This has been going on for last 40 or so days. Whenever we're in the same room, I feel really awkward. Yesterday she was sitting right beside me when I was watching the match while browsing here and suddenly I got a hard on and had to go to bathroom immediately. She has started to notice my awkwardness around her and how I suddenly get up and leave the room for 15-20 minutes whenever she's around for a while in the room. I don't want to feel so awkward all the time or make her think I'm a creep bros. What do I do?

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how is it better for australia?

duke of dorset in tonight?

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>The Amir Shower

have sex

>had to go to bathroom immediately
>bathroom
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on this.

Start by just reducing the amount of fapping, once a day is plenty. When you feel like fapping do like 20 jumping jacks and say to yourself you won't.

Then start imagining old wrinkled Jews laughing when you watch porn. Fal to still images, like insta posts (assuming you watch porn). Just keep doing it less ans less, tell yourself you don't have to. Maybe when you feel the urge and don't, eat a bit of candy

Think you need to grow a pair and propose to her

Just rape a goat

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CAM ON LADS

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>UR NOT SINGING ANYMORE

What are you guys doing for eid tomorrow

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*gets 1*

Feeling very uncomfortable hearing this racial chanting

It's literally an addiction. The longest I can go is 3-4 days and it required every ounce of mental effort to not fap. All I can say is try slowly reduce the amount you're fapping. When you feel the urge to fap just resist it as hard as you can and it'll eventually fade (at least temporarily) and just do that for as long as possible.

What does eid stand for?

What is it about woman commentators that shits me up the wall?

Mass reporting Musl*ms on FB and Twitter to cyber crime and anti terrorist cell division.

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They’re saying Rooot-urs!!

that they are not there on merit

Reckon pakistan might want to get root out here

this didnt age well lol

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Why are there so many Pak*s in the crowd? Is the match taking place in Londonistan?

I hear they call it the 'nervous nineties'

whos winning

Better clear out the entire Channel 9 commentary team then.

paki cunt on tms trying his hardest to jynx england

lmao forgot all about this

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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0
0

nice

Root is one of the few people that make me proud to be English.

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absolute disgrace, shouldn't be allowed on the airwaves

why do they boo him?

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ebjr

cringe

CAMMM ONNNNN

>tfw you dab one to offside and simultaneously dab on the pakis

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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Not fond of this booing. Poor sportsmanship to boo, in my opinion.

Englands to lose here lads

What can you expect from pakis.

reminder moeen is a paki

>rot

>Yorkshire Tea
>grown in the Orient
Not a fan of this meme desu

POOt

le 100 and out man

Did he, dare I say it, get Rooted?

>22-year-old, Jaffar Khan and a 21-year-old, Saahukar Khan
I knew it even before looking up. 1000 bucks says the others were also mudslimes

>ROOT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

booooo

Based poot

rip englel

>le 100 and out man

GOT EM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOT EM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT EM

They aren't booing, they're saying poo

Some game this

this is all morgans fault

5 more wickets i reckon and pakistan might have a chance of winning this

what's he hit it to him for?
just hit it in between them

Tipping Poeen to disappoint with the bat again

>root makes a milestone
>immediately gets out

surely not

>poot
>toot

moeen ali to do fuck all here lads

Can't believe he didn't think of this.

>le one hundred and out man

he wont make it to 15

Nottingham has a big paki colony

reckon moeen ali should get out here if he ever wants to return to pakistan

what happened to him lads

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Why are people celebrating Root's innings? He didn't score at the rate required and has actually made things more difficult for his team.

amazon is replacing my mums out of guarantee tablet lads

not really because its not impossible for the last 5 batsmen to score a fairly small amount of runs at a high strike rate.

nice

Hate Buttler more than any other English player. Cunt is an actual cheat and whines about getting Mankadded.

They were on the verge of a collapse chasing a big total and he’s given them more than a fighting chance

have a slog meme beard

Fuck moeen looks like a skinny manlet

pooen ali is dogshit

>tf
>tp
Go cry lmao

FOUR

good knock

they're low iq plebs desu

le 18 and out man

Your stream is slightly faster than mine so I saw this post before the four itself.
I would appreciate it if you were to remain silent for the rest of the thread.
Thank you.

ITS ALL UR FAULT

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I think he was responding to the previous four.

GONE
GOT HIM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

the fuck is this tftp meme that people keep posting all of a sudden?

>no reviews left
AHAHAHA

sarfaraz is fucking garbage

fresh cunt

>AKMAL

Why are people acting like England can win this?

It's stupid. Don't worry about it.

KEK PAKISHIT FIELDING IS SO FUCKING TRASH

Reckon momeme should just fucking meme slog. Very limited lifespan by the looks o fit

They're still in it as long as Josh Buttler is in

lol fatass keeper

MOEEN IS A LIABILITY

>tf
>tp

because they can while buttler is still there. once he's gone it's over.

I first started noticing it during the soccer world cup when we got flooded with freshcucks who brought it with them.
It's retarded

Moeen's not got his spectacles on

It’s all but confirmed England are winning this. Even if Buttler gets out from here.

it's about 5 years old and started on Yea Forums

moeen ali is so fucking DOGSHIT why is he even in this team

Think Atherton is the worst commentator
Terrible voice and all round boring person

Reckon his dismissal of pakistans top 3 might have been useful

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Looking at the archive it started in 2016 and was barely even posted once a day until 2017. Seems like a cringe /pol/ meme coz late 2015 is around the time they got flags.

wwdc is on. got a faggot prancing on stage while i watch the cricket on tv

Athers is great. You just described Willis to a tee

ivan you here? i really need to tell you something.

Always thought it was "that flag that post" because you usually see it on boards with flags. Still don't know what it is.

oh dear

>Required: 9.96
IT KEEPS GOING UP

Do teams ever just "give up" or do they keep going until it's all completely over?
Even if they require 37 with one over to go?

cant wait for the cricket to finish so i can go through my haul of javs

>you need to get butler out early
>especially in the first 3-4 overs
Yeah fucking great addition you paki twat

dumcunt forgot to mention that you need to also try restrict the amount of runs hes scores

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/that flag this topic opinion discarded/page/20/

>9.98
>high
Fucking casuals

off to bed boys
inshallah pakistan win

That was a different meme.

it was not. it just got shortened

Casual question:
Say a run is done successfully between the two, but on their 2ND run the fielding team hit the wickets - does it erase the first run they achieved or do they get to keep that run?

A-amir show starting anytime soon guys

12 paki vs 1 Englishman rn

soete drome en warm tone

No

>Wasim Akram on the mic

were not going to get this

Deano in the crowd

no first one still counts.

You get one run because it was successful.

Business idea:
Moeen retires and lets someone good bat

SCORE SOME FARKIN RUNS

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RRR 12 approaching

cricket always has the best girls in the crowd

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wonder who she's supporting

its stuart broad

new to cricket what the fuck is that massive floating scoreboard doing hovering around isnt that hugely distracting to the players

What if it was a catch but you completed a run before it was caught?

6 overs left, when's it time to start SLOGGING

>tfw no south african rose

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Reckon moeeme needs to score some more runs

They're used to it

as i live in a truly multicultural society i support pakistan

Mohammad A-meme

>Two batsmen score hundreds
>Still lose
lol

CAM ON PAKISTAN
SCORE SUM FACKIN BOWLS

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>multicultural
>94% black

>the amir show
Reckon it's over for england

So true

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Reckon you shouldn't lose a wicket it if you can score a run before it's caught

i bet you love your rainbow nation

Its not really that big. If you look closely at the television, you'll see that the players are only several inches tall.

stfu swamp nigger. even indians see you filth as subhuman

Shouldn't you support England then?

jos is movie star handsome

nice

afternoon las
ENGLAND

>shaheen afridi
>19 years old
Ok mate

WICKET SOON

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see you tomorrow lads

>pootler

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Joss Buttler? More like Boss Fuckher

le 100 and out man II

alright get slogging

>le get 100 and get out men

glad you guys have some warners and maxwells on your team

Reckon the english players should try not getting out as soon as they score 100 runs

AAAMMIIIIIRRRRR

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lmao triggered XDDDD

It's a Shakespearean over

*zoom in*

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BOOOOO

shittler

Just been called into work lads

You were saying?

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OH NONONONONONO

>english cricket

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based male nurse

This is a shit sport

As a Welshman who should I support?

Then no run will be given but since batsmen crossed sides so they will stick to those sides and new batsman will take position of the batsman who got out.

look at her smirk, she knows full well theyre on display.

more like

>irish stewardship

If the whole team did this, the total would be exactly 1000, which may be a winning score depending on the bowling

>WORLD CUP FAVOURITES
KEK

Is this Woakes lad any good

>England were the favourites and they aren't even going to finish in the Top 5

2020 truly is going to be the brown century

New South Wales

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the amir show

Australia to keep up the English rivalry vicariously through us

What if they cross again coming back for the second?

Your team is literally playing

England technically represent Wales (google it)
That's the reason Wales don't have a team whilst Ireland (united) and Scotland does.

Pakistan beaten you cucks long time ago.

so thats it, whites lose at cricket? fucking great

He's only in the team because Stokes refuses to play unless he has a teammate who's name rhymes with his. When Woakes is unavailable we play Foakes

i was talking about the guy leg spreading behind here

i am an australian cricket fan after all

decent userbase this tournament

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umm new zealand and australia haven't lost sweetie xo

no. to afrikaners the english are filth. like the jews hate nazis. like capitalists hates communist. like bangladeshis hates people who use soap. ABOMINATIONS

Why would you need Woakes to rhyme with Stokes though? You have about a half dozen jokes in the team already.

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>century then out straight away
By far my favourite cricket meme.

KEVIN PETERSON SPOTTED

why are they taking fucking singles you need to average 12 a fucking over you cunts fuck off

Fucking

>england
>white

Agreed, they should just run two even if it means getting out.

JUST SMASH IT

>it's okay because england bat de-

england should try hitting some boundaries, would really get the score moving along and in turn give them a chance at winning the game.

Yeah but England is multicultural.

he took so long to get from 90-100 aswell
only to get out on 100

They're at the denial stage of grieving

Someone get this fucking P

>3:25am
it was worth staying up for

moeen used to be good at batting

reminder people keep going on about how deep england bat lmao

new to this sport lads but shouldnt they try hitting the ball with the bat

Just fucking hit the ball you retarded paki

A novel idea. I think it's worth a shot.

Lads......................

I'll stick to cocaine

amir must surely be the most economical bowler in one day cricket at the moment , way up there at least

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Throwing

>falling for it twice

FUCK OFF MOEEN
JUST FALL ON YOUR WICKET AND PISS OFF

retire hurt m8 you're shit

>zachy supports pakis

To the unlearned casual this may seem a ridiculous tactic but the patrician understands that it's impossible to be caught out if you never actually hit the ball

Holy shit I've never seen such cringe batting

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Starting to think England might not get this.

where did I say that

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>clapping

44444444444

fucking grim

What happened to Alex Hales?

STILL NOWHERE NEAR IT

Got banned for being a cokehead and also being shit

why dont any other posters here like you?and why do u come back?

era wide

If England just hit the boundary more instead of running they'd win

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he doesnt watch cricket and just uses this place to blog.

The Wide Show

>two wides in a row
Total chunk

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"amir show"

Very high IQ bowling here lads.

bet he feels like a right charlie now

Thanks Captain obvious

kek amir is so dogshit

Never forgive
Never forget

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This is the post.

>citation needed

He likes to shit on white ball formats and this

Kino finale

m->f?

>That absolute s.oyman in the crowd with his strong jawline gf

absolute yikes

predicting a pakistan win by 3 runs

Trannies iffy uh

bookies on notice

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NOT EVEN CLOSE

except that clearly isn’t true is it

so what's the consensus

is is a girl or a guy?

Where is Billings?

drop a stream lads

FUCK PAKIS

pakistan are a bit rubbish at fielding

faulker won a game from this position with 9 wickets down.

over/under on age at death? sportsbet says 35.5

Reckon it's just an effeminate man rather than a tranny because he's not grown his nails

more drops then AJ on Saturday night

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i am just curious. every post here by you is met with derision scorn or ignored. the only person ever responding to your posts is an american posters. so i was just curious. why are you here?

At the counter

SLOG
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Reminder that if Root hadn't wasted so many balls scoring below the required run rate, England would win this easily.

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JUGGLING STEWARD

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Lads...

think I would have caught it

We won't do this

>newfag afrinigg telling zachy to fuck off
Kek

W O A K E S

NOT A CHANCE

BASED

absolute STATE of that steward

SURELY not?

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GOODBYE HORSES
I'M CRYING OVER YOU

Lads... it’s Pakistan.

NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS LADS

Game over

POOSKIN POOLI

Good job Woakes has decided to win this, Moeen's loyalty is clearly with his home nation. Have to support the guy due to /worcestershire/, but it's baffling to me how he can still be in the England team after this run of form and nobody really talks seriously about dropping him

so not true

No run if you get caught.

Agent Moeen

Reckon getting momeme out there was a mistake, pakistan will regret that

JUST

pakis had one job

>ENGLEL
kek
K E K

>pooeen ali fucking off
england about to win this game lads

He's not wrong, idiot.

F

ALI OUT

Come on!!!!!

mercy killing

***moeen***

Fucking hell lads

nooooo

Think that's more of a relief to be honest

S

Literally A Paki Agent
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Im actually happy for that pakistan wicket. Now england can get a useful batsman on.

>Pooeen

Bloody pillocks!

Fuck's sake.
Ogre.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooo that sucks

Think england will need a based black man to save them here

Ogre

>Woakes is on strike

LAUGH AT ENGLEL

For me it’s constantly updating the score on google while watching the stream as well.

People who should be in the England team:
>Ross Whitely
>Riki Wessels
>Ben Cox

People who should return to merry Worcestershire and learn how to bat again:
>Moeen Ali

Agree?

L O L
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>our year la!

Time to start throwing the bat at everything now lads

baka losing to pakistan

So not true

>inshallah won't run against my land
Absolute state of you white cucks.

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lads
LADS

>choakes

IT'S OVER WHITE MAN, YOUR AGE IS OVER

OH FUCK

In comes another literal paki

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>Score two hundreds
>Still fucking lose
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Second Paki agent on strike

>Ben Cox
Agreed

>Comrade England, you're done

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Where do the players go to when their out? I saw this Wokes dude walk up a bunch of stairs. Does he just leave the stadium kek what?

really interesting shot selection there

...

>tfw the England fans probably travelled further to watch this game the the Pakis

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:(

KEK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

They go to the beheading grounds

But but muh batdeep
KeK englel BTFO

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TUMBLING DOWN

ENGLEL

Fucking bongers

Kek

JUSTFRA FARTCHA

IM SICK OF IT ROBBIE

lmao

GREATEST PAKISTANI VICTORY AGAINST THE ENGLISH SINCE ROTHERHAM

Best keeper in England, not even joking. Inconsistent with the bat though desu

Oh good.
Just when I was beginning to believe we'd forgotten how to collapse.

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RRR: 25
They need Tendulkar now

dirty pakis hiding behind the umpire this is a fucking disgrace to the game

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