/cric/ket World Cup - England vs Pakistan

that's based. wonder why this doesn't happen in England

40 posters in each

Brits of this thread:
Are you
1) Brown country diaspora
2) Posh boy who want to an independent school
3) Other

so how badly has Roy been exposed?

Reckon Bairstow isn’t autistic, but he walked in on his dead dad as a kid so he’s probably a bit fucked up

based threadcunt

YJB LETS GO WHOLLOP

mmm, based

not brown ama

3) and proud

Brown ama

Get this fat ginger out

Was James Harmes a good bloke?

3
South London lower-middle class

3 lad, you should have put d. Yorkshire/Lancashire

does Nasser Hussain pass for a wh*te?

imagine that
coming home from school and seeing your dad swinging from the rafters

Povvo who went to a private school

NEED a big over soon

i wish I was brown so I could accept I have no potential but as a white man I am burdened with potential greatness

meme hit

for me, it's going to a private school and never encountering any ethnics that weren't Chinamen

absolute bullshit. The MCG always has 70-80k indians cheering for india at ODIs, where the FUCK were they cheering for australia in the series before against SA when not a single game had more than 15k people in attendance?

You're off your rocker if you think it's any different here.

Amir elite triple hat trick on the cards

Then they take your gloves off you and give them to some soft southern cunt I’d go pretty autistic

>The MCG always has 70-80k indians cheering for india at ODIs
That's because they MOVED here. You think they were born here? LMAO

thats a four

PAKI FIELDING

>Paki fielding
oh nononono

3 but my dad is 2

clear four he touched it twice

>PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING >PAKISHIT FIELDING

HAHAHA

Grim

His dad may have been swinging, but to young Johnny there was no movement to defend against

POOPISTAN

yeah you would say that wouldn't you

the second and third generation will do the same thing because they were raised that way retard

based

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Not the best or anything but Vijay Shankar, who’s in the World Cup squad, lives a block away from my cousin’s home. He says he played gully cricket with him when he was younger

PSYCHOLOGICALLY COOKED
>PSYCHOLOGICALLY COOKED
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KEK amir puilling out twice

Dropistan

the root show

Genuinely cant think of a single positive thing that's come out of Pakistan other than some cricket players. Seems like terrorism and arapists are their main export, unironically.

nuclear proliferation if you're an accelerationist

Indians are recent migrants dumb cunt give it time

for me, it's competitive synchronised paki fielding
youtube.com/watch?v=Enbkb7u-9So

Maybe in England

based

Oye Hoye comes from Pakistan.

most of your clothes were probably made there

this but every non-white country desu

Same

‘Indian’ food, technically

Love watching wahab riaz’s ‘hair’ as he runs to bowl the same ball 60 times an innings

Wahab’s hairline makes me sad.

Howling

literally me in a few years

they did produce this
although we probably raped one of them 200 years ago to make it

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Not the case. My clothes were mostly made in Kashmir.

All of my clothes are made in italy, france or japan.

Himalayan pink salt is mostly exported through Pakistan.

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pakistan are fucking cooked here i reckon

Ironically, they developed fertiliser which cannot be used to make explosives. I guess they had a need that civilised countries did not.

Half the tourists.

>dat luck

Anyone know what time the amir show starts lads? Just need a poo and don’t want to miss it

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every australian on the planet is anxiously awaiting a pakistani win with baited breath

It’s over now.

Business idea: this partnership for 297 more runs

you put on your own amir show lad

No wonder Australians have such bad breath.

my sides

Been waiting four years for it mate dunno what the story is

3. West London lower middle class

thanks, remember why I hate Australians now

You'll find it in the toilet after you do your business

rather watch some bollywood kino than this desu

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HOL UP
LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT

SO IF IT RAINS, DESPITE IT BEING EXTREMELY LIKELY PAKISTAN WILL WIN - THE GAME AUTOMATICALLY ENDS A DRAW?

BECAUSE OF RAIN?
WHAT KIND OF GAYNESS IS THIS.

how do you place a bet on an ongoing match on bet365?

shan't catch on

1 and 2

>lower middle class
this what tarquins are calling themselves now?

>legend of the game
>0-1 in the most important match of his life

Drink your big black cow

2

downloaded 140 gigs of NTR javs last night lmao

I laugh at how they always look as white as possible

redpill me on ScoMo

>DESPITE IT BEING EXTREMELY LIKELY PAKISTAN WILL WIN

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>Captain's Cube rip-off

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what's the point of being british if you didn't receive a 1:1 from oxbridge

oh FUCK they have a captains cube lads

click a few buttons

bowl your inswinging yorkers you fucking retard

Worst taste.

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BASED skipper square

CRINGESTOW

brown people are so bizarre

FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK

you have to call them for some reason. and idk what to say on the call. they keep asking for a valid response and then hang up

>BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT >BAIRSHIT

my fucking sides

is Wahab, dare I say it, elite?

FFS BAIRSTOW

Is wahab the quintessential paki boomer?

Classic England

Good thing bairstow is the second worst batsmen, now england can really get started

>1:1

OFF THE FUCKING PITCH YOU GINGER FUCK

kek
Kek
KEK
K E K

never post again

Skilled politician who has deliberately cultivated his image to look like a "daggy dad", and who singe handily won the Coalition the election.

Englel is finished

Cricket

WE NEED A CAPTAINS PARTNERSHIP

Yes

you were saying?

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>EngLEL

i thought they got rid of that a few years ago.

try "can i place a bet of $x on x to beat x"
or whatever the fuck like a normal cunt

user I..

BRING OUT MORE GINGERS

Is Bairstow the worst #2 in the tournament?

Are the Paki-Brits showing their true colors and rooting for Pakistan against England?

Pakistan fired up is one of the best to watch desu

>still can't field for shit

2 big overs and we’re in control

Will Root score a century?

yes

Grim

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Clive and Adani won him it

William Thomas Root (born 5 August 1992) is an English cricketer who plays for Glamorgan. Primarily a left-handed batsman, he also bowls right-arm off break. He is the younger brother of Yorkshire and England Test captain Joe Root mate.

Dhawan

>pakistan fired up
are they going to get explosive soon haha

Reckon if I slipped amir a fiver and a kitkat he might slip in a few no balls for me

He won't stop at just 100

wouldn't want that hehe

First time watching cricket. Fucking based sport way better than boreball

So who else will England lose to so as to just miss out on a semi final place?
For me, its Afghanistan, Bangladesh and Australia

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This

Cope.

are england, dare I say it, on the back foot here?

Will Root is Joe Root's younger brother m8

going to watch this tonight

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GREATEST ALLY

BASED greatest ally

>le 50 and out man
>winning this for England

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Please sell us more weapons

where's the darkie
put him in

did amir lose all his pace or was he always this gentle

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

please return the west bank to Jordan thanks

You see Eva's pusy. It's haram brother

>At one point in the film, Eva Green's vagina is shown in a graphic close-up shot. The camera pans over her naked body, displaying her labia and breasts in close-up. Extremely graphic scene.
HNNNNNNNNNNG picked the fuck up

/cric/ is a pro-palestine general friends

he'll make a 50 and get out

Got it raped out of him in prison, you lose a yard when you have to wear nappies

Daily reminder that cricket was played in mandatory palestine.

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I voted liberal dumb cunt

cringe

based run rate poster

Only people who play cricket here are Sri Lankan and Indian old people carers

ok, now this is grim

Amir running off to do a massive Roy

>based

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH

I TOLD YOU FAGGETS

Lost a lot. I remember him im England and Australia bowling close to 150-155 almost consistently.

teams a full of South African Jews though

tipping this is a proxy

shalom my yahudi brother

if england don't win the world cup this year they nevel will 2bh

time for a single malt
been a kak monday

bring the boundaries in lads

Entertain me on israeli cricket

/cric/ is a shameless self-promoting general first and foremost. we ally with ANYONE who will watch our sport
(this doesnt include americans as they are not human)

Cope.

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Business idea: Replace football with chariot racing as the national sport

Based Alchy locks

Thin england will want to score some runs here

imagine losing at home to pakistan

how fucking GOAT would it be if israel was a competitive test nation and we could have yet another religious based rivalry on the same level as india-pakistan

Yep. Brits leaving you fuckers after the war was a mistake.

this is the idea

Finding out Joe Root is taller than 5’7 has just always made me uncomfortable.

fucking hell Will Smith and Drake the two men who stick their nose in every single fucking thing

Drives me insane

>kak
Haven't seen this word in yonks.

Hey, I love /cric/.

Business idea: create a sport and don't suck at it

world cup blowins are completely unaware of this long established fact

Didn't even know we had a cricket team

Admit it Yea Forums

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SCOR SUM FAKIN RAAAAAAANNNNNNSSSS YOU CANNNTSSSSS

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

we're good at darts

"fucker za man"?

Business idea: Create a sport that other countries actually want to play

Wouldn't hesitate lad

>he doesn't rewatch Rome every year
THIS POSTER WORSHIPS DOGS AND REPTILES! HE BLACKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT LIKE A PROSTITUTE! HE DANCES AND PLAYS THE CYMBALS IN VILE NILOTIC RITES!

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Which team should i root for?

A 3 match Israel vs Palestine test series

>you now remember duanne olivier
reminder that he would have DECIMATED these teams with his god tier short pitched bowling but had to leave south africa due to quotas

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GOOD ROMAN BREAD FOR GOOD ROMANS

Both teams are Muslim and want to wipe your country off the map

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kak#Afrikaans

Australia, they play with the most sportsmanship

Absolute gun bowler

pakistan

Apparently he wants to play test cricket for England, unsure how I feel about it

Think you would enjoy shilling for the west indies lad

whichever team you think would be least likely to celebrate your death

Kyle Abbott too

West Indies are the team that everyone loves and wants to see do well. They're actually on a bit of a resurgence and should do fairly well this world cup.
If you want to support a team that's almost guaranteed to do well, I'd go with England or Australia. They also have the most active threads out of all of the teams competing.

thanks, I was about to ask for this

who's awful business idea was it to hire sanga as a commentator

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for me, it's tapping around the odd single when there's a massive score to chase

GET A WICKET AHHHHHHH

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Can't believe he debuted that series. Absolutely decimated pookistan.
He'd have been a proper gun bowler in these conditions.

He looked good. Dunno how much variation he had but with the right coaching he could easily be a future GOAT.

fuck off cunt, Sanga is a legend

ALL MOCKERY OF SOUTH AFRICA AND THEIR ZERO WORLD CUPS WILL BE KEPT TO AN ACCEPTABLE MINIMUM

Zzoomer

Gotta protect the average.

dispensing your daily dose of replies
for the next 24 hours all yank posts will be ignored

Based Zoomer flossing on muzzies

Really underrated bowler. Retarded racial quotas

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>plastic shit
>improving

kys KP. I miss when our money felt like actual paper money

I haven’t replied to an Australian all morning. Feels good.

root on his deathbed

init

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are england cooked?

bowl line and leg

remember him running through >us in Tasmania
might have been the last or second last test he played

got abit of Roy in my eye lads

morgan batting his way into the test team here lads

muzzies with the pocket sand

YESSS

update

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Business idea- supply Warner with date rape drugs and teach him basic surgery so he can remove opposition batsmen’s eyes

I remember watching that game where he took 10 or 11 wickets. Ideal replacement for Steyn too.

>supply Warner with date rape drugs
I'm sure he has enough as it is

how can you take 11 wickets in one game?

Test

he's too stupid to be taught anything

yup was a kino bowling display. was in cape town iirc and there was talk that the pitch was garbage and unsuitable for play even though SA batted fine both innings

Grim

based retard

poor form from an elected president

You get a bonus wicket if you take all ten inside thirty overs

Translation?

He figured out what sandpaper was somehow lad, you aren’t born with that knowledge he probably spent a good few hours rubbing it and thinking about how it made him feel

WTF! I hate Imran Drumph now!

This Joe Root seems like a likely prospect.

For me, its female commentators.

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Fuck off

he scored an own-wicket like an own goal in soccer. happens when you touch the ball before it hits your partners stumps when going for a run

craving a full strength Jhye Richardson

How do they get that to hover there?

state

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Think you're that one lad who's always here when there's a test on. Got any gimmicks?

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not a fan of the reversed pakistani flag

you like twinks mate?

same for fuck sake

ruru poster haha

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Isa is good

>Isa
>bad
CASUALS FUCK OFF

It's not hovering. You can see the string above the light tower on the right.

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BASED Ruru poster :D

KEK
>muh upboats
why are redditors so cringe, jesus

So by this do you mean you offer Canadians blow jobs? If so count me in!!!

like good fast bowling

Why do upvotes matter?

lmao

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dubailive is made he isn't buffstreamz

:D

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I don't really know who I should support in this match 2bh

leave this place IMMEDIATELY you vile leaf

GONE

lol

is it over for England?

SHOCKING

>POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN >POORN MORGAN

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

FUCK POORGAN ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS KNOCK

Lolwut?

Not worried, morgan was doing shit anyway, now england can really get started

MORGONE

GONE FUCK OFF

GAMES GONE

BACK TO IRELAND

Morgan protesting Ireland's omission

Suckalucka slurp slurp put Vegemite on me dick.

>yeah we'll have a bowl thanks

Excited to see stokes hit a blistering 62(111)

Can Stokes score a century?

EOFYTHING xD
you cannot IMAGINE how much i want to punch this person in the teeth when she says this dumbarse fake word

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How is Morgan allowed to play for England anyway?

FIFA have four rules if you want to play for a country:
1. Be born there
2. One of your parents be born there
3. One of your grandparents be born there
4. Be a naturalised citizen after living there for 5 years [This one is retarded]

seems like with cricket you can just pick and choose

England should review that oh wait lol

not familiar with Cannor Stokes

LGTSS lads
>Irish cricket

>miss me yet straight edgers?

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wonder what stokes reckons of the pakistani players' views on gays

GONE, FUCK OFF, BACK TO YOUR BOGGED SHITHOLE WITH YOUR BOTTLE OF GUINNESS YOU USELESS MICK

>seems like with cricket
ECB

not sure who Can Stokes is but I believe it's in fact the New Zealander Ben Stokes currently playing a game

naturalised citizen probably

cricketers were getting in through an EU thing as Kolpak players for a while, but I think Eoin was before that

>cricket on
>light patter of rain on the roof
>comfy cric
>good doggo
>good cuppa

>exam tomorrow

The Irish, though strong in body and artistic in spirit, do not have the mental fortitude for self-governance.

Business idea:
Replace Joe Root with Bill Root and see if anyone notices

Whatever the politics of thumbs up/down these streamers have done more for cricket than the tv networks

You are going to fail hahahahaha

this but unironically

Good luck on the exam

Beautiful insight neighbor.

What you study?

what's the exam mate

Not very nice lad
Thanks lad

Prostate probably

Candy Stokes is a General manager at Pizza Hut mate.

LE TAP LE SINGLE LE TAP LE SINGLE LE TAP LE SINGLE LE TAP LE SINGLE LE TAP LE SINGLE

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Paramedicine practical exam, very nervous

Is Candy Stokes related to Candy Warner?

HAT TRICK ON HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY

best of luck tomorrow mate, don't let the eternal leaf get you down

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big yikes
my flatmate in first year did biochem and he left the house at 8am and came back at 6pm

did not envy him at all
fuck medicine desu

grim

got a Civil Procedure exam on Wednesday that I'm very concerned about myself

Candy Warner is Sonny Bill William's (PBUH) candy warmer mate.

>NOT YET HE HASN'T

Based zoomers with the fortnite

Tipping Root to be out within the next 2 overs

just watch this you will be fine
youtube.com/watch?v=Vmb1tqYqyII

Tipping not.

>yell at the umpires
>don't take review
4D chess tttt

this win predictor really getting on my last nerve

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Just had the same thought. Joe is unfortunately punctual.

SORT IT OWT ENGLAND

waiting till his 50 before getting my tips in

>12 run over

LOOKS LIKE RUNS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

what's the win predictor saying now? 55-45 Pakistan?

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That's like 22 years away m8

>Ben Strokes
>Ian Morgan

jesus this commentator...

You would not believe how often all the white girls shill this scene, just makes me cringe when I see it now

can a brown person translate this for me?

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65-35 pak. One boundary will change it like 5 percent its fucking retarded

blacks in charge of knowing left and right

These 5 bad habits will ruin your life

>these 5 habits will ruin your life

fifty

Its because they do their thinking with their backside

great way to weed out the poos

btw what happened to daniel?

would love to mate but I'm Punjabi

swann seething

Got bummed and died of intestinal bleeding

Business idea: Stokes to chin random spectators during the innings break. Ten lucky spectators get to go out to the middle, and then Stokes punches one.

XD XD XD

died from being bummed

Got blacked in Scotland

the absolute state

hate this ground

good tip

??

Business idea:
Get Stokes to knock out Hafeez and Amir

haha time to get out

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time to score some runs

This tactic only works before or during the match. Otherwise Hafeez and Amir knock his stumps out.

every single is one closer to 349

This is the post

>phew, retained my 50 average

>8 runs per over
just

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huge if true

Score some facking rans!!!!

since when have we had two curries

Post coffee pepes

fucking fuck

All kicked off on TMS

HIT OUT OR GET OUT YOU POOFS

T. Andy zaltzman

moved to Scotland and is orbiting black slags

Dhoni tier thinking that will lose you the game

Ah well. My prediction wasn't too far wrong. I hate that ginger kiwi spastic.

I've been on /cric/ for yonks. The other guy is usually on /int/.

GONE GOTTIM

>rights for gays

GOTTEM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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me? I'm a CWC casual. haven't even been in this country for very long 2bh

ON YA FUCKIN BIKE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED ENGLAND PAKI ARYAN BVLLS GONNA KEK YOU IN YOUR BACKYARD LIKE ITS 92

>Bum Chokes

*inhales*

what happened?

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BASED

>England
>Guaranteed to do well
They're literally getting BTFO'd right now by the pakis

>all these streamcucks 2 minutes behind

big dick buttler will save the day

yeah you're the catholic lad who moved last year right?

was going to go out in nottingham tonight, don't think i'll bother now

fucking hell just how many brownies post with anglos on here
REMINDER for all you losers to start namefagging so we know not to show you any respect

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>2007
Beat Pakistan and Bangladesh
>2011
Beat England
>2015
Beat West Indies
>2019
Not allowed in and all those teams they had previously beat are allowed in automatically

cricket was a mistake

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either Cuckler pulls something out of the bag or >we are finished

2 years ago, yes.

You're next sanjay

fuck off chutiye

SHOCKING FROM ENGLAND

>Ireland caring about cricket

BASED BRITISH COLONIALISM WINS AGAIN

Dhoni is still in charge and the best limited overs captain. Kohli is a poor tactical captain in ODIs
Arguing about the pseudo-Mankad between Swann and Fazeer

>46 matches before we reach the semi finals

is this really necessary

Trips and England win

Win Probability™ for England at 15%

checked

hope a bogan shoots you in the head

BASED

good lad

Have many retired gimmicks

having a shower beer lads
let me know what happens in the cricket ta

This is the post

>it's a 'Poot remembers what a boundary' is episode

delete this

Imagine between non-entity and USA's doormat

:o

>PLEASE LIKE ME, BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS

Thinking of waifu posting again for the world cup blow ins

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Ew

HOLY FUCKING BASED SARAH TAYLOR POSTER

>left /cric/ for a month and now there are paki flags
REEEEEEEE

hate this goblin

NEED 220 FROM 162

Always appreciate your support lad

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>lying in bed watching England getting BTFO

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unironically 184 cm 70 kg ARYAN chad. IMAGINE being a manlet refuse of the land and thinking you hold any superiority over ME. neck yourself immigrant

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making a braai right now

>tfw have to do an assignment while watching
this is NOT comfy for fuck sake i just want to watch

Reckon England have missed a trick here

*shakes head*

blame the afghans

absolute cringe of a post this. very glad to not be posting under the Indian flag with you

184cm? i didnt know you can stack shit that high

you did it to build your hut

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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SMASH

THATS MORE LIKE IT

kek fucking based

Threadly reminder that pyjama cricket does NOT count if we don't win and we only really care about test matches

gottem

wallop

IITfag on the ropes

absolute shitshow this format, hope they don't do it again

INTENT
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ROOOOOOOT

BASED WALLOP FROM ROOT

raining sixes the comeback is on

will be reserving judgment on the game until the 30th over

I don't understand this fucking game

Think this approach of scoring runs is a good one from england

Me? Quite happy that we get more cricket before the Ashes

Based and redballed

A 2 wicket victory on the cards here lads

insightful post

WC
wow classic
ashes

couldn't be a better winter

oh they've already confirmed that's what 2023 will be
you see this way they guarantee India and Pakistan play eachother, and India and Bangladesh, and Bangladesh and India, and India and Sri Lanka, and Sri Lanka and Pakistan, and Bangladesh and Sri Lanka and just all the cominations that make them shitloads of monies

love england getting booed on the "home grounds" when they score a boundary

So true :)

if I were England I'd be looking to hit boundaries and try to score more than the required run rate each over
my thoughts

hit ball with bat and don't let ball hit sticks

what part of that confuses you?

fucking this.
it is going to be SO based. I cannot wait for classic wow, lads. Watched the duel tourny last night, was very hype.
Also this ashes should be good, hope best richardson is back.

New thread on the cards lads?

when does pakistan bat?

BASED

wicket here would be nice

Think England need around 25 runs from the next 5 overs if they want to be within a chance of winning

>no sticky

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they already have
England's chasing their total right now

They need 349 to win

could never eat amongst indians

youtube.com/watch?v=yp09BOnTZvs

dey bat ryt now leleleelelellol

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>wanting a sticky

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Dave Richardson retired 21 years ago mate he is 59 years old and will never make a comeback

23 off the last 2 overs, england in control here

For me, meme shots are bad

Sticky makes it twitch tier cancer chat.

Kek keep dreaming Abdul. Remind me how many games have you won against in world cups? While you're at it remind me how India beat you twice in the Asia cup. One match by 8 wickets and the other by 9 wickets.

>CURRENT RR 6.66
finished!!!