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Pakistan zinwhatever

Baseball>Cricket

Dubs Confirm

Pakistan already have enough runs, englel will choke and get

Woakes literally carrying England with his catches

LEL

Bumping for ket

BASED SHART POOD DIASPORA DEANOS BTFO

AFL was literally designed specifically for cricket players
such a based and elite game

COLLAPSE

>got assblasted by some 40 yo uncle

heemed

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carn the 'stros

Getting a bit dire here

btfo

>getting out to Shart Pood

OH NONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

*murdabad

specialist fielder Woakes

rate my cricket snack

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There's a Latina who likes to watch me jerk off on Skype. I haven't seen her in weeks. I miss her, lads. Is this love?

fatty

got me craving curry mate

might pop down on Saturday to the local indian place

based schizo

missing some bread

BASED AS FUCK

From last thread, question to the pak/hindu bros

>youtube.com/watch?v=PtD72-js8dQ

Ok, I get killing the whore, but, without sounding too SJW, why do the pajeet got off scot free?

.

>There's a Latina who likes to watch me jerk off on Skype.
it's a man

and now look at those pretty boy homos prancing around, playing for free kicks like soccer fags.
the absolute state of the AFL

watch the carbs lad

unit

>casually mentioning his daughters death as a means of introducing him

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She was killed by her brother and honour killing is legal in Pakistan

archer is shit

You get a free kick just for catching it it's shit

:D

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do aussie indian restaurants serve the same shit as uk indian restaurants?
do you have a menu lying about?

I'm interested on whether they sell identical things or not.

yeh thats called a mark mate, thats part of the game

Yes exactly, but the dude is just as guilty as her. Not fair tbqh

archer seems quite arrogant. nigger.

>gets dropped by England
>has to wait years to be eligible to play for the Windies again

BASED ECB

Asif Ali is a Desi lad

Business idea: score some feckin boundaries

indian here. the indian food i've eaten here so far is dire

I should be working on an assignment lol

I would

why did englel want Archer to play for them so badly?

What is that ostrich egg.

wtf is up with that boundary?? why is there so much grass behind it? swear its not usually like that

It's common but it isn't legal.

I’m hongry

off the top of my head there's madras, rogan josh, tikki masala, vindaloo, butter chicken and occasionally stuff like saag

he will be a t20 competition specalist

they all say that
got a chinese uni friend and all he does every day is shit on british-chinese food

is that better or worse

its obviously a baked potato mate

>woakes

i alsways wondered this. he wasnt even that good in the fucking BBL

Reminder that there are no white people on /cric/

lmao fucking hell lads were unironically gonna lose to the fucking pakis, WE WERE FUCKING RANKED 1 AND THEYRE SHIT. ALSO RANS

FUSDF90FGUIOASHDUIOP BOTTLERS

this is a perversion of cricket mate. ODI have always been that way. then came the whore, t20.

wait was the girl in this video killed?

yeah exactly the same
that's a shame

I thought being as far away from me as possible you'd have a bit of difference but it's exactly the same.

The ones in western Sydney are mediocre

which makes people jump at full force into each other in mid air or have one person jump up put his knees on the back of an opposing player and use him to leap even higher in the air since you don't have to worry about playing on after landing
it's objectively better than the alternative and the sport is still extremely fast paced

It takes the pace away from the game

ECB must have been listening to the commentary sucking his bbc and not actually watching him play

Pretty sure 50% of the food they sell is butter chicken and then stuff like rogan josh and other various combinations of meat and sometimes vegetables if you're a bender in spice laden sauce in a plastic container

might walk up to woolies and get some tim tams

mate i swear on me mum, have not been to a single indian place that didn't leave me underwhelmed. i am CRAVING indian curry right now but i haven't eaten indian food in months because it's just not good
please recommend me some good indian places in sydney, ausbros

Try Chettinaad food. The ones you commonly have is Mughlai

بعد أسبوع ، الحمد لله

>all these Aus/NZ finding out about Qandeel Baloch for the first time
that shit was national news here
Theresa May herself condemned it

She's called the "Pakistani Kim Kardashian"

What CUNT?

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To leave space for muh athletic fielding and roving boundary cameras etc. Agree it's shit

nah I reckon the Indians have just set out a white person menu and exported that around the world

we do have slight differences with Italian food, there's some Australian only variants on Italian food like the conti roll or the parmi

Pick up some lube for me while you're there, thanks.

isn't that the main immigrant hub?
if you're not going to get food there then where else?

Birmingham is the most Indian part of the UK and unsurprisingly it has the best Indian food - way better than London.
t. has lived in both

Reminder Archer is an allrounder with an infinity batting average and over 200 SR

we mostly have chinese immigrants

Get your masalas from Parramatta and cook lol
t. pajeet

>letting sassafras score 100+
the state

can't cook lol

Western Sydney is where the wogs and lebs are

>letting street shitters handle my food
no thanks

Known this for years.

how about you just go for a walk and skip the chocolate fatso

i am very white

>Englel are the favourites
top kek if I do say so myself

The story's actually deeper. Apparently some mullah had her killed because the filmed an inappropriate (by Paki standards) video with him. Her mother and father were proud of her, there was a drama about her life too starring a famous actress

pre marital sex is also illegal in pookistan. punishment is some whiplashes i think.

>can't cook lol
The fuck do you eat then? Oporto?

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don't try Islam at home, kids

ABE's spouting nonsense

I'm so white I literally have a sun allergy and can't leave the house in summer between 9 and 5

kek

Whoops, meant for

have cricket

COOKED

i bet they enjoy that. scared them for life.

ENGLOL

the mullah convinced her brother to kill her?

depends on the mood la

had a sub for dinner

hahahahhhahahahaha

Half empty stands not being mentioned by sky or tms. Why price the fans out every time?

fucking hell

>poot is mentally cooked
lol

My preferred Indian restaurant.

anghiti.com.au/take-away-menu.html

This Shartcher is a bit shit

classic zachybomb

always comes out with a pearl of a post when needed

FUCKING KEK

Moat likely

tbf i wouldnt go to pakistan game

Punjabis are white though

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>INNALOO
>in a loo
poo in a loo

these sky ads are SHIT.

>Shartcher

LOVE PAKISTAN
LOVE INDIA
HATE AMERICA

simple

>endorsed by Steve Smith
Kek

>asif ali choti lulli

Only upper class Punjabi's like me

mothafucka

catch

how do i get a punjab gf lads?

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Game over, England will obliterate any score put up.
Well done lads, we've done it.

been to Gogos before it closed mate?
owner used to be the Australian cricket team chef and Sachin's personal cook in Australia. He had ridiculous amounts of cricket memorabilia all around the restaurant

you need a willow tv pass

cringe

Gives a whole new meaning to the greentext
>be Brit
>get cucked by Ahmed

>only 95% of tickets sold before the tournament began
>every game has been half full
do this many people really not turn up to games after buying tickets or were they lying

if pakistan don't get 350 given the start they made it'll be a disaster for them

Think Pakistan need AT LEAST 40 more runs to be within a chance of defending

yeah?

yeah it's the same except slightly more expensive
word of advice with these indians - don't buy their fucking rice.

Buy your own microwavable rice from the supermarket and just buy their main dish.
It's not like you're tasting the fucking rice anyway.
Why bother paying a dollar for rice.

Get drunk and beat her , the true Sikh Way

Shartcher found out and exposed

won't be seeing him take any wickets again I don't expect

It takes less than 30 minutes lad, learn to cook.

All lies. Trying to trick people into thinking there's only a few tickets left so they rush to buy them.

what are you on about

good post
plus their rice portions are fucking small usually

SATAN TRIPS

be punjabi

or be white and 6'3

Why are ODIs so boring, I remember the times scoring 290 was considered like it was scoring 400

miss rajma chawal. it's supposed to be easy to cook. maybe I'll give it a try

shitty finish this.

EngLEL will choke this. Dubs foresee it

BTFO
England win again

Woakes is literally carrying England right now

England will comfortably chase this I reckon

bit of a road this

my local guy is from Bangladesh and he sells the same as this Gujarati who sells the same shit as a Punjabi
They all homogenise in Britain for some reason.

KEK WHAT THE FUCK
>SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ >SARFARAZ

>50 runs in 6 overs

can't believe Shoaib Malik is still playing

I reckon Mr Trump should have gone to this game for a taste of English sporting culture.

not all cuisines are equal. they'll sell you what you like

absolutely no balance between the bat and ball

love low scoring thrillers Tbh that's where cricket excels, not meme wallops.

OH NONONONONO
THEY BOTTLED IT AT THE DEATH
PAKISTAN ON INSUFFICIENT TOTAL WATCH

Reminder that Shoaib Malik's son is Indian

I'm old enough to remember when Riaz was consider a bowling all rounder ama

Nope. First I've ever heard of it.

he took 4 crucial catches desu. man of the innings 2bh

are punjabi girls even into white guys?

350 on the cards

pakistan on the most dangerous run total watch

why did klusener just up and leave?

Was that OI OI OI or OYE OYE OYE?

what's up with this over rate?

how's the hairline?

>you

WOAKETS

wtf was that?

I wonder if they have a common origin

Chris Choakes

>not gonna get 350 on the small meme ground of Trent bridge
Game over

missed out mate

he had shit signed by literally every single player to ever come to Australia in the 00s. he had shit like Gilchrist's gloves, Tendulkar's bat, Stuart Clark's shoes and Clarke's widebrim all sitting on display

Went to shit in tests

335

They do

kek
Kek
KEK

it's a meme from the CT m8

KEK absolute collapse here from pookistan

still an elite score

Never in doubt lads.

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Love all of the mining ads. I mean what's the fucking point of them? Not like anyone has a choice.

23 in 2 overs

Since when >300 is a meme score?

god damn, this is some good running between the wickets 2bh lads

They all sell North Indian food. What I recommended was South Indian, since you’re bored of tasting the same food. Northies don’t own chettinaad restaurants in the UK, I have family there m8

England's batsmen will undo the bowlers' fuck ups as usual

Remarkable woakes can bowl like *this* and still take wickets

thats 2 runs per ball

Diregland SHANT be chasing this

since it's against the greatest batting line up in odi history

tipping england to crumple in a heap and be 90-7 after 20 overs

Sarfaraz is the biggest hack ever.

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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We fear the amir

this

Eagerly awaiting the Amir show

adding this screencap to my cringe folder soon pal

this
it's like how the most popular dish at every chinky in australia is chicken and cashew nuts despite being the most boring asinine shite on the menu, 40 year old bogan soccer mums love the stuff

he is quite the big game player. i would.

Buttler makes me gay.

pressure is on now

how is she going to do this?

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Should just bowl it underarm. Keep them from doing anything good in the last over.

the state of this collapse

Woakes man of the match

but where are they
I've been searching out for them.
I've literally had everything "North Indian" food offers.

Vindaloo, Rogan Josh, Tandoori Chicken, Madras, Ceylon, Korma, Masala, Biryani, Dansak, Dopiaza, Butter Chicken, Pasanda

Do South Indian restaurants call themselves something different?

Is Poofra, dare I say it, a fucking fraud?

woakes on saving himself a bit of embarrassment watch

wallop sixes and dab on pakis
>kisses free
what a STEAL

>TF;
>TT

anal cheaper than pussy. how?

Loved that series

reminder that there is NOTHING wrong with getting out playing meme shots when you have this many on the board

>implying it's not fucking honey chicken or sweet and sour pork
I hate eating Chinese with my family.

13 runs from 5 balls.
Can they do it?

KEK domed

added to my seethe folder

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ShaDABBED

Agreed. He got fucking exposed, against Pakistan of all teams.

Literally call them South Indian restaurants

probably about 5-10 years ago. Where you been lad?

shambolic from england. disgraceful performance

kek

KEK

K E K

YIKES that fielding

350lad was right after all

>e-englel will chase this d-down

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BASED ROY

if he fixes his attitude he'll be decent. a great humbling waits for him. this WC might be it.

pookistan 2 runs short here

she's a slut

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More like BASEDistan

Reminder that a competitive total was actually 350, OH NONONO THE PAKIS ARE FINISHED

Comfortably

highest run chase in world cup history

Chinese is literally the worst fucking food, just tastes cheap and nasty
much rather Thai, Viet or Japanese, they absolutely mog the Chinese in terms of food

the english stiff upper lip will see these lads through

just got back from woolies with my tim tams

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cant wait for state of origin lads and im from WA haha

>Highest run chase in World Cup history

yikes!

BASED

Is 349 a high score to overcome? What's the football/burgerball equivalent?

could do with a cheeky tim tam slam right now

is it over for England?

it was OYE HOYE

State of origin was canned years ago. It's not coming back.

that was my plan all along!

NO ONE BELIEVED ME

CALLED IT A MEME WHEN I SAID WE WERE UNPREDICTABLE

FINNA WIN THE WORLD CUP LIKE 92

most underrated asian food: indonesian

having chinese now
for me it's shantung chicken and chili beef

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Looking good mate

>Do South Indian restaurants call themselves something different?
How is this even a question, the only reason Mughlai food even became is because Anglos couldn’t pronounce southern food names.
“Madras” is the name of the city(former presidency), Chicken madras, mutton Madras is cooked in the style of Madras.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0U7aUbTqrk

Then there’s Malabar food, which is from kerala. Plenty of Kerala people in the UK, just ask them if you’d like.

it's quite a lot. chasing is never easy.

Business idea: Handsome XI. Other countries need not apply

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BASED

40/50 runs short, this will be a walk in the park.
Too easy desu, we need a real contest to sharpen the boys up in time for the final.

JUSTFRA FARTCHA

HAHA

time to watch x files

This
And Malay

means nothing. england hit 481 last year on this ground

>CALLED IT A MEME WHEN I SAID WE WERE UNPREDICTABLE
unpredictability is the single most pakistani trait you'll see on the cricket field lad

>that and bad fielding

englel is fucked

this

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>le overkill everything with spices

Mistaken

OYE HOYE lads

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looks tasty mate, I'm more of a crispy beef in plum sauce and mongolian lamb kinda man

Shitstow out first over

>e-england are the favourites!

howling if you thought this
this is a subcontinental world and we're just living in it

>curry woman says Phillips Hue
>I hear Phillip Hughes
Am I the only one who did this?

If Eng win a thriller today, will it make it to the BBC front page?

white boi be like "this toothpaste too spicy" lmao

Will Amir get a 5fer?

>JUSTFRA FARTCHA
>0/79
safe to say exposed?

>mongolian lamb
>chinese

Jason Roy to get a duck

screencap this

It's normally a good total, but this is a small ground and a flat wicket. That said, Pakistan are traditionally good bowlers, so we'll see. It could go either way here.

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>inner mongolia
>chinese

now i want asian food but over the last 2 days all ive eaten is 3 pizzas and a wrap

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Gonna be an inshallah from me

based chink btfo'ing brainlets

Yes.

You forgot bad running

nah not at all a fan
suffer from the same problems as the chinese

just waiting for "the amir show"

hate ethnic food me
nothing better than a nice sunday roast

I remember a certain balding cunt mocking me for my shartcher truthbombs re: him being shit when England last played

Okay, still trying to get the hang of some things. What's a flat wicket? A good bowler is like a pitcher in baseball amirite? 349 sounds like allot, like trying to get back from 0-4 in football.

BASED

>Open up a /cric/ thread
>90% of the discussion is on women and food

yep, this is /cric/

I'd say 65-35 in Pakistan's favour lad

based and anglopilled

BASED

stream?

this is the post

very cultured man but at the end of the day sometimes I just want a pub feed and a pint simple as that

flat means that the pitch isn't doing anything, the ball is coming off it predictably and it is very easy for the batsmen to whack it away

good colony boi

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It actually originated in Taiwan.

And that's a good thing

kayosports.com.au

a sunday roast?
on sunday jo mama get a roast on muh dick

cricfree.live/watchfeeds/index/2

god DAMN i need to work on my assignment right now!

ta
>tfw hard to give a fuck about /cric/ world cup because they've fucked the format to keep us out knowing full well we'll beat the big teams for a bit of banter

>traditional meal without cauliflower
Cauliflower's traditional m8, where is it?

cric8.cc/in/cric1.php

this is the only decent one on the internet

youtu.be/owmEOyzYe50
here's an extreme example of what a pitch can do when it's not flat

Flat wicket means the ball is coming to the bat nicely and has an even bounce making batting a lot easier. England have a better batting line up than Pakistan and have made big scores here in the past but Pakistan are a lot better at bowling than they are at batting. Could go either way but I'd put my money on Pakistan

they go to corporations
cricket, like all sports, has lost its soul
We saw this with the UCL final on Saturday, and the Europa League final last Wednesday.

None of them give a FUCK about fans.

what are the tv ratings like for the wc matches on fox?

I was pretty upset Ireland missed out desu

oh god. giving me ptsd of when I used to be at my rich friend's house on sundays and I had to pretend to like lamb

Cauliflower isn't traditional.

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>England hosting
>suddenly Ireland are out

Hmmm

Makes you wonder doesn't it

unaustralian

cauliflower is Satans food

It's a shame because our domestic scene is growing. I'm in with one of our first division teams and we've recently expanded to having a dozen teams as well as womens 3rd and kids at every age level.

a full strength lamb is the best meat

The AFL grand final has something like 60k seats allocated to club members, 5k for general public (most people are a member so this is basically for seething casuals), and 15k for MCC members (melbourne cricket club, they have a big reserved seating in the stadium).
pretty much all the tickets are completely available for regular people.

how can someone not like lamb? literally just meat lmao

David Mitchell and Robert Webb might be some of the finest anglo specimens these isles have ever produced

yeah probably like getting 3-4 but you've got the whole game to get it. And its a good score but it happens pretty regularly. 300 is pretty much par.

poofta here lads

Lamb is so shit compared to beef.

They're still salty about 2011

>hating lamb

wtf is wrong with you?!

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I prefer it be killed first but you do you gypsy.

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lamb with mint sauce

nice to hear
my parents are from the north and my dad was the only Irishman he knew who played cricket, and that was because there was a protestant next door he was mates with who liked it

cauliflower is just spastic broccoli

batty boi

what's the best meat for a traditional south african braai

Mitchell yeah, Webb idk
Peep Show wasn't written by either of them and that's the only thing I really like Robert Webb for desu

>our domestic scene is growing
So fucking based

been rewatching peep show, probably the best comedy of this century

have to agree with that one

You left out AFL members. There are only 30k tickets allocated to competing club members.

was mainly referring to how they look

I don't mind lamb now but at the time I had a teenage palette and had rarely eaten it before and it tasted like eating a raw dead animal

Big fan of Rob Brydon tbqh

So what's stopping one side from fucking the field up before the game or at half time?

Are there specialized players who bowl compared to the rest who bats and plays in/outfield like in baseball?

lamb
beef
chicken
fish

all a man needs

its just meat cunt wtf

Crayfish.

serious question:

What have Australians contributed to comedy other than this thing?

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beef, pretty much. nice thick cut.

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isn't that one of the most common membership types for cucktorians tho?

Which one should I get

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so all meats taste the same to you? each different type of meat tastes completely different to me

I used to hate red meat growing up. I later discovered that was because my dad always overcooks the damn thing.

based
we have an inter-provincial cup between Leinster and Ulster, but there's a few teams in places like Cork and Galway now, and the all ireland cup is growing.

It's a shame that it's growing but it's still new and underdeveloped. Our womens team is an absolute national embarrassment right now even if there's more people playing it than there has been in the last 100 years.

Shaun Micallef

not allowed to

and with your second question, almost every bowler is a specialist bowler but they're required to come out and have a bat too which makes it a lot more interesting. it adds another dimension where you get to watch people be really shit against top level bowlers or make a good batsman have to always make sure he's facing the bowler if he's in with a shit one to stop the shit one from getting out. the reason why Pakistan lost wickets in a flurry at the end was because they ran out of good batsmen and the shit ones started coming in

a nice steak. ribeye or rump
boerewors
lamb lion chops
skilpadjies

just chuck good meat on a fire

i like some woolies chicken kebabs and sometimes braai prawns i marinande.
a whole chicken or pork belly goes well in a weber also

this root interview on sky is horrible. he's so insecure. he'll be a shit long term captain.

We have absolute dog shit comedians for some reason. Basically everyones generic corporate shit or a product of only American media but then over compensating with bunnigns snags tinnies with the boyzzz haha

>So what's stopping one side from fucking the field up before the game or at half time?
The pitch is rock hard and dakes days to deteriorate like you see in that video. Put simply its not really possible to do anything to the pitch in only 50 overs.
Also you're not allowed to purposefully fuck up the pitch, but its very common in test cricket for fast bowlers to create patches of fucked up pitch for spin bowlers to bowl into.

for me? the stroopwafel mcflurry

Yeah, well, fuck Victorians; they're not viable for the rest of us.

which flavor of onions is your favorite?

LE FUNNY GAY MAN XDDD

he isn't the ODI or t20 captain

The only ABC comedian that is funny
>you now remember Charlie Pickering
absolutelydigusting.jpg

not much, Australians are naturally funny people but no one really cares about stand up comedy apart from yank panderers like her. we don't get tv comedies made because there's no funding either.

millions of people outside of Victoria watch the sport mate

Summer Heights High was good. Shame it seems to have been a fluke

love off topic /cric/ discussion

>like her
wait what?

*reports you*

you now remember ryan shelton

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>people outside of Queensland and NSW which don't live in Melbourne
don't exist

We Can Be Heroes was good, that was Chris Lilley's earlier show

the Hollowmen isn't bad but it's not great

Hope India crash out of the tournament in the group stages desu

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>So what's stopping one side from fucking the field up before the game or at half time?
The rules. You cannot walk on the pitch or damage it in anyway.

>Are there specialized players who bowl compared to the rest who bats and plays in/outfield like in baseball?
Yes. Most teams play with 5 bowlers but the number can go up depending on the pitch and the opposition. The specialist batsmen are sent to bat higher up the order and bowlers come in to bat at the lower end of the order. Also, there are part timers who are mostly batsmen but can bowl a bit.

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I've never found any enjoyment in watching State of Origin

Canada actually produces some pretty elite comedy/comedians

i feel like not millions of people have the money available to just fly to melbourne for the weekend and spend thousands of dollars on tickets, accommodation, travel etc anyway so it doesn't effect them quite as much.
im guessing most who want to go plan it in advance and the ticket packages are enough to cover most of these.

basically, it still seems more fair than most other sports' finals

its the only rugby league i would even dream of watching.

when a WA side qualifies people scramble to go over

I know over a dozen that flew over last year. I went over in 2015 when Freo qualified

name 1

CAM ON ENGLAND

Canadians are not funny

Letterkenny is the worst show ever made

/comfycric/

Oh yeah I forgot about Chris Lilley.
Truly the GOAT.

youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ile6pvuNI

I imagine Tongans in Australia are similar to Somalis in the UK
kind of retarded but in a funny way

the faf tactic.

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based cashed up bogans i suppose.

Irish comedians are the best and worst simultaneously

VERY based
the continuity of this show was a personal highlight

Love the /cric/ lads
Love the cricket

Not sure about other clubs, but West Coast runs a ballot and plenty of people miss out.

england can't be counted out yet

SHOT

am actually howling at your life if you think england wont chase this with ease

Nathan Fielder and Norm Macdonald are leafs, also Trailer Park Boys

Jonah had such a good story arc

It was actually quite profound and depressing

EASY

Yeah I'm thinking we'll be done by tea time

dave allen was class

youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk

It used to be great but now with no shoulder charge and no punching rules its pretty boring.

you now remember when Jim Jeffries wasn't a pozzed cuck

What went wrong?

not at all, my hairdresser from Rockingham (methed up town) flew over for example. he must be living off 50k a year max

HAHAHAHAHA
Game over already, how will Pakistan ever recover?

BASED PAKISTAN, GET DABBED ON FUCKING KEKS, PAJEETS SEETHING, ENGLEL SEETHING

yeah, so did every character in angry boys
That ending genuinely almost made me tear up

no tahir.

nothing remotely funny about Somalis other than the fact they ALL look like the 'Im the Captain now' bloke

true but I'm hoping Pak win with Bairstow gets a buck fifty

For ever dave allen there's an ed byrne

Stupid question but how do you run out of batsmen? Is it like all 11 have to be 'out' or

So what's advantageous about sending in good batsmen at the end of the order? Sounds way different from baseball in some ways

This is peak Australian comedy
youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI

So true. FUCK /brit/

every famous canadian is a naturalised american citizen, prove me wrong

As an american cricket makes me confused and slightly offended. Are their outs? How many? Only two innings? Doesn't bouncing the ball just make it easier to hit?

THE
AMIR
SHOW

kys Sadiq

/brit/ is unironically comfy during antipodean hours but can't approach /cric/ in overall basedness

BRING BACK THE BIFF

You have now entered the Amir show

>third /cric/ thread
>close to 500 posts
BASED

Watching cric for maybe the third time in my life. I'm actually lovin it. The pace is so-so but the idea of one team having to chase a score is exciting.

england needs to call a friend

Justin Trudeau

Ardel o Hanlon was pretty good as a stand up and he carried my hero, went to shit when he left

seen shooter live and it was pretty good desu

Don't act too smug m8.

real comfy hours

thats only because its where the money is. Irish comedians don't stop being Irish because they make their money here

>discussing aus comedy
>nobody posted this.
I'm disappointed guys.

youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

yeah he's carcinogenic
idk we bullied the ones in our school
they provided comic relief

AMIR SHOW

you only have 11 players and need 2 on the ground to bat
if 10 get out, you're said to be all out

kys Dotstow

oasis or blur lads

waey

So are cricket ovals like baseball diamonds in the sense that there are minimum dimensions but each oval has a unique shape?

Mutton>>>>>>pork>>>>>>>>>>beef>>>>>>>>power gap >>>>chicken

Need an amir show badly

I unironically liked the Chaser's

This is genuinely funny.

>ALREADY behind the runrate

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FUCKED IT

radiohead

Find that hard to believe for some reason

>ENGLEL

Umpball tbeh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Batsmen bat in pairs. If you get 10 batsmen out, the innings are over.

Also, good batsmen are sent earlier in the innings. There are no advantages to sending your good batsmen at the end of the order because you want your good batsmen to play the most number of balls.

>he went to school with Somalis

what shithole did you grow up in?

DEAR OH DEAR

get fucked poms, time to tongue some spicey paki anus, go jump back up your mothers

Dad’s google history

BASED REVIEW
ENGLAND STILL ON THE CARDS

>england

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>gone

F RIP in piss Shitgland

Match fixing surely.

boss ringing me on my day off to come in, see ya

close

Hmmm

>YOU

lmao these retarded fans

bit harsh.

Blur every single time
Oasis are shit, Blur are one of the best pop bands of all time

CAMDEN
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That's a Watto-like review.

What a terrible game by Roy

Yes there are outs, they're called wickets. There are 10 per innings. Some formats have 2 innings (1 innings per side), some have 4 innings (2 innings per side). Hitting a cricket ball versus hitting a baseball is just different. The match conditions make it different. Your at-bat may last hours. If you haul off and try to hit every ball for six, you'll get baited into hitting a lot of nothing and tire yourself out, and get bowled.

Good thing roy is the worst batsmen, now england can really get started

Retarded? Its a Pakistan home game. That why they're cheering.

Jason Onions

GRIM
R
I
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OH NONONO NONONONONONONONONO

predicting an elite 150 all out

Do any cricketers have or have had autism?

WE ARE PAKISTAN CRICKET

SEETHING

H
OYE
Y
E

Ait that clears up my confusion, cheers based cricketers. Ima continue watching now

England is actually gonna lose lmao I can't believe it

BASED

for me it's the verve

More England fans went to the Australian game just to boo them

>joe "fifty" root.

>Pakistan supporter
>Actually lives in Pakistan and not in England

I don't understand

Steve Smith

my bad I thought they were drunk poms

H
O
OYE
E

do people of Pakistani descent root for Pakistan even if they grew up in England?

anglel in charge of reviews kek

did you see they just settled that case with the Rolling Stones?

must be getting fucking millions in royalties sent back their way over that song

yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_test

Yeah

people of pakistani descent hate western imperial dogs and also shower gel and deodorant

Smoth uses his autism to rack up big runs on flat decks tho, unlike the entire generation of meme hitting batsman >we have produced

Probably. But there are plenty of Indian expats rooting against Pakistan to balance it out.

don't look back in anger is unironically THE song of the 90s

Fellas, what's the best player you've ever played against?

unironically based

the Widemir show

If your interest outlives the world cup there's actually a global league of teams - with the US in division 2 right now.

Don't bother with non-international cricket.
It's a gay waste of time.

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Cameron Bancroft

who even watches county cricket
average age must be in the mid 60s

Cameron in year 9
Was a great all rounder

do South Asians in Australia root for Australia if they grew up here?

yes. multiculturalism is a failed concept. people wil ALWAYS favour their ethnicity over everything

>Don't bother with non-international cricket.
>It's a gay waste of time.
need a big bash version of e09.png for this comment lads

>what's the minimum crew requirement
>ohh..one I suppose
kek

need suggestions for a budget 10" tablet. that is only used for sudoku and youtube. my mum just rang and her amazon tab is screwed and i want to get a replacement

Give it a couple generations.

not true
the Irish completely assimilated in Australia for example, and we're seeing it with the wogs now.

just has to be done right

a bloke called Lockie. he was an outstanding batsman and I once got lucky and clean bowled him. He then threw a tantrum and smacked the ground with his bat a bunch

>his brother once played TE for the NY Jets

I played interleague cricket with James Harmes

just pinch one off a tourist

Really you've gotta cut off the immigrant population from their home country in some way for those couple of generations. If there's continuous migration there's not the same incentive to integrate since you can just keep pretending like you're back home but making more money.

...

Yeah because they're Australian lol

true. what he meant was race and not culture.

you can buy xiaomi shit from gearbest but ask /spg/ on g

Mohammed Kaif and Suresh Raina

After WWI virtually every single German-speaking community in the USA completely discarded their German identity and language. Nearly all the German-language newspapers died off within a few years after the war.

because their European, some pajeet or ahmed is never going to be considered Australian

What kind of bloke is he

paddies still stick out in most places imo. See Liverpoo and Muh heritage yanks

you're talking about groups of people that already had lots in common with the homogeneous culture though.

warranty on the broken tab expired last week wednesday...

Lara and Curtly (not memeing) as a very young kid

That's two players.

the state of amirs luck

We're here

a tamil freshie unironically. This guy didn't speak a word of english but he was the fastest bowler I've ever seen