Typical football players names

Portugal: João
England: Adam
Italy: Luigi
Spain: Pablo
Brazil: Bacteria
Argentina: Hernandez
USA: John
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...
France: Mamadou Sissoko Mustapha Bandé

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Greece: Kostas

>Anthony Lopes, born in France
>Raphael Guerreiro, born in France
>Kevin Rodrigues, born in France
>Adrien Silva, born in France
>Pedro Mendes, born in Switzerland
>Cedric Soares, born in Germany
>Pepe, born in Brazil
>Rony Lopes, born in Brazil
>Ricardo Ferreira, born in Canada
>Danny, born in Venezuela
>Rolando, born in Cape Verde
>Gelson Martins, born in Cape Verde
>Gedson Fernandes, born in Sao Tome and Principe
>Edgar Ie, born in Sao Tome and Principe
>Jose Bosingwa, born in RDC Congo
>William Carvalho, born in Angola
>Helder Costa, born in Angola
>Danilo Pereira, born in Guinea-Bissau
>Eder, born in Guinea-Bissau
>Bruma, born in Guinea-Bissau

>tf
>tp

OH NO NO NO NO

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>Samuel Umtiti, born in Yaoundé Cameroon
>Steve Mandada, born in Kinshasa RDC
And that's it

OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
Lopes and Guerrero can't even speak proper portuguese

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Hernández is a surname.
Names that are only very common here would be Facundo or Lautaro

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wind the clock back 10 years and make this post, pierre

ouch jean is bringing the heat

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do you mean 10 years backnthere were no players born in africa in french team ?

Grandfather rule

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Thanks for motivating our players to win the biggest trophy in the World João
Enjoying your little silver cup?

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>boumsong
cameroon
>vieira
senegal
>makalele
zaire
>malouda
guyane
>thuram
guadeloupe
>chimbonda
guadeloupe

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OH, PORRA, SHUT IT DOWN!

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>guadeloupe
>guyane

Do you even understand what french is?

nice lads, also more than half weren't playing for france anymore 10 years back, check your facts rights chink.

>10 years ago was 15 years ago
Damn

Please stop from saying such and such isn't french when they are french. It makes you look like a retard or a malevolent force up to no good.

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Incorrect
Soccer here is only played by upper middle class white kids
Their parents always name their kids stupid shit like Shayden or something

>Anthony Lopes, born in France
>Raphael Guerreiro, born in France
>Kevin Rodrigues, born in France
>Adrien Silva, born in France
>Pedro Mendes, born in Switzerland
>Cedric Soares, born in Germany
>Anthony Lopes, born in France
>Raphael Guerreiro, born in France
>Kevin Rodrigues, born in France
>Adrien Silva, born in France
>Pedro Mendes, born in Switzerland
>Cedric Soares, born in Germany
>Ricardo Ferreira, born in Canada
>Danny, born in Venezuela
>Jose Bosingwa, born in RDC Congo
All of these shitters should not play for the NT, the rest however come from rightful Portuguese clay and there is nothing wrong with playing them in our team.

>Luigi
We unironically haven't had a Luigi in years
Two of our three Afro-Italian players have Italians name though.

I know you just made this thread to make fun of France, but which famous Argentine athlete is called "hernandez"? That's more of an American or Mexican thing

Shinji
Nakamura

OP utterly and throughly BTFO

>A duck born in a house is a person.

They're wops you stupid porkchop

Portugal is bottom of the barrel when it comes to genetics. Neither strong and athletic like Africans or disciplined Germanic warriors.

Utterly BTFO, go eat your charuto de uva moortugues do caralho.

OH NO NO NO NO

Bit rude to spread needless lies like this, clearly not as /elite/ as I thought.

t. Marrakech boer

>they think it’s about where you were born
I love Ngubu’s and Brahim’s, I want them pouring in to our country, I WANT THEM COMING IN IN THE BIGLY LARGEST NUMBERS EVER, but they have to come in... legally.

But the biggest souls when shit hits the fan.

/strongmind/ is all we need

•Aad de Jong (1921–2003), Dutch football defender
•Andre de Jong (born 1996), New Zealand football forward
•Boy de Jong (born 1994), Dutch football goalkeeper
•Fred de Jong (born 1964), New Zealand football striker
•Frenkie de Jong (born 1997), Dutch football midfielder
•Henk de Jong (born 1964), Dutch football manager
•Jason de Jong (born 1990), Filipino football midfielder
•Jean-Paul de Jong (born 1970), Dutch football midfielder and manager
•Jerry de Jong (born 1964), Dutch football defender
•John de Jong (born 1977), Dutch football midfielder
•Luuk de Jong (born 1990), Dutch football forward
•Marcel De Jong (born 1986), Canadian soccer player
•Nick de Jong (born 1989), Dutch football midfielder
•Nigel de Jong (born 1984), Dutch football midfielder
•Siem de Jong (born 1989), Dutch football midfielder
•Theo de Jong (born 1947), Dutch football midfielder and coach
•Tommy De Jong (born 1987), French football striker

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/thread

>Lopes
>Guerreiro
>Rodrigues
>Silva
>Mendes
>Soares
>Ferreira (Pepe)
>Lopes
>Ferreira
>Gomes (Danny)
>Fonseca (Rolando)
>Martins
>Fernandes
>Carvalho
>Costa
>Pereira
>Lopes (Eder)
why the upset? most of these are typical portuguese surnames :^)