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based autobahn poster

Close this shit general. There is no bundes for months!

I can top that with the proper slope and tailwind :D

so did our resident frog die or what?

no see

James back to Madrid, Bayern wont buy him

MainzzZZZz building a kara boga team

Tell me about Retsos.

always injured

>Generell ist das Tempo auf Spaniens Autobahnen auf maximal 120 km/h begrenzt.
You might also want to look up kinetic energy (pic related; focus on the "2".)
Clear candidate for darwin award.

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danamutt uezs

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Jz 1 Iglo Schlemmerfilet

schabe user is yet to find

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yummy yummy in your tummy

uhm did you just assume the gender?

Is that Melanie Winiger?

Oopsie. Also, I meant to write "is yet to be found". I apologize.

how can one (1) human have so much make up on?

/besteLiga/

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>Die Mannschaft staying Holland to prep for the next games
>Bierhoff doesn't see a problem
DFB fuckers are so far gone holy shit

youtube.com/watch?v=XgaJYgMQ5aA

>those comments
savage

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Why do customers always act like every club wants to sell them their players and that every player wants to play for them? If I had the choice between Buyern and any English top 7 team, I'd go to England.

what happened to felix passlack?

crucial lackings in the passing department

>bei fifa 99 war er schon ein altstar
keked unironically

>will go for a run later
Can you just fuck off, sun?

hab schon geahnt. verdient.

>Transfer-Hammer: Jerome Boateng vor Wechsel zu Borussia Dortmund?

written by:
Numale retard who gets 50 cent per written word

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ok, paar gute dabei

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Not bad.
Here's a pity (you)

>gets paid 50 cent per written word
>still c&p from dpa

the absolute state of journalists these days

>Reyes' tire bursted while he was driving 237km/h

god that sounds horrifying. How can you be save from this happening?

don't drive around on bald tires like a rich retard

own a car that doesnt go so fast

that woman on BfR has huge knockers

so, how can officials claim his real age is 14 now, when it is said in this artical that he was 12 in march three years ago. Should at least be 15 now then
bild.de/sport/fussball/st-pauli/hat-ein-wunderkind-44976258.bild.html

or did Bild just fuck up?

having anal sex with a girl makes you a proto faggot

Fucking the girl in the ass or letting the girl fuck you?

truer words have never been spoken

I really miss Denmark reminding us when its 19:09

>460 euro for a zuckerdose

I haven’t posted trainride pics on /cric/ in a long time either.
Maybe I’m looking for a new gimmick

>that woman on BfR has huge knockers

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the first one makes you a proto faggot,the second makes you a cuck faggot

trainer: bosz

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>götze

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good pic

Kind of disappointed none of you have wished him happy birthday yet

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>relapsed my 1 month no fap and now I'm more horny than ever

There is a good chance we sign Haller.

I thought you guys said they were ugly. They're not that bad looking tbph
mobile.twitter.com/DFB_Frauen/status/1135513697080811520

How many Nationalspieler?

Get it out of your system today. Fap so much that you are sickened by the thought of it. Start again tomorrow

GÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖTZEEEEEEEEE

Damn, Witsel is a prime Euromutt.

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First step would be to not drive 240kmh

Bundesfiqqhuren

this

now we know how argentina lost that day:
their defense were Demichelis and Kurany

...

You can't. If it happens, keep the steering wheel straight, get off the gas and break gently.

my tire once blew on the autobahn, it was actually quite manageable. I was only going 130 though, because i noticed vibrations just before it tore

She cute

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tz.de/sport/fc-bayern/fc-bayern-mit-angebot-fuer-kai-havertz-bei-bayer-leverkusen-gescheitert-10612403.html

Bayern had their 90 Mio offer for Kai Havertz rejected!!

>Akanji and Diallo
not gonna make it

Nach tz-Informationen unterbreitete der FCB den Leverkusenern in den vergangenen Wochen ein konkretes Angebot in Höhe von 90 Millionen Euro für Havertz! Eine angemessene Summe angesichts des aktuellen Marktwerts von 65 Millionen. Doch Leverkusen schmetterte die Millionen-Offerte knallhart ab. Man kann davon ausgehen, dass sich Bayern- und Spielerseite weitgehend über einen Wechsel einig sind, Leverkusen sich allerdings quer stellt. Darauf lassen auch die Aussagen von FCB-Vorstandsboss Karl-Heinz Rummenigge schließen, der bei Sky zu Havertz’ Wechselverbot sagte: „Ich verstehe Rudi Völler total. Den würde ich jetzt auch erst mal nicht verkaufen an seiner Stelle. Jeder Transfer ist ein Drei-Parteien-Geschäft, Wenn eine Partei ‚nein‘ sagt, ist das Thema erledigt.“

90 mio for a transfer in bundes seems unreal, but i guess you could get even more money for Havertz at the moment

wow how did bayern get relegated twice?

rude

>driving less than 230kmh

Akanji is pretty good

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found out there's a real bundes. my post still stands

> expected risk

Abooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww

Der FC Bayern München und der weltweit führende Konsumgüterhersteller Procter & Gamble verlängern ihre erfolgreiche Partnerschaft. Die weitere Zusammenarbeit umfasst das gesamte Markenportfolio von Procter & Gamble, zu dem Marken wie Gillette, Braun, Head & Shoulders oder Oral-B gehören, und gilt neben Deutschland auch für Österreich und die Schweiz. Ab der kommenden Spielzeit wird die Kooperation auch auf die Frauenfußballmannschaft des FC Bayern ausgeweitet. Damit werden Marken mit einer weiblichen Zielgruppe aus dem Portfolio von Procter & Gamble stärker in den Fokus gestellt.

Zudem hat Procter & Gamble, unterstützt vom FC Bayern, in der Saison 2018/19 die Initiative #FamilienChancen ins Leben gerufen. Mit dieser Aktion setzt sich Procter & Gamble dafür ein, Aufmerksamkeit auf die alltäglichen Höchstleistungen von Familien zu richten und Familien bei ihren Herausforderungen im Alltag zu unterstützen. Auch bei dieser Initiative wird die Zusammenarbeit fortgesetzt.

From where Apart from EPL top 6? But they are retarded so they don't count.
Unless his exploits with nationalspiel proves decisive enough, he'll probably stay in leverkusen and finish outside top 3 every year till frustrated enough to finally move out for a fraction of what they just rejected. Lets be honest here dabbing on tractor FC in the europa league isn't going to get him 100 million. It's how well he does with die Mannschaft.

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>Nach tz-Informationen unterbreitete der FCB den Leverkusenern in den vergangenen Wochen ein konkretes Angebot in Höhe von 90 Millionen Euro für Havertz! Eine angemessene Summe angesichts des aktuellen Marktwerts von 65 Millionen. Doch Leverkusen schmetterte die Millionen-Offerte knallhart ab.
>Man kann davon ausgehen, dass sich Bayern- und Spielerseite weitgehend über einen Wechsel einig sind, Leverkusen sich allerdings quer stellt.

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Haverts is worth it tbqh

>Man City
Best outlook among the clubs, might lose a bit of appeal once Peppo leaves.

>Liverpool
Owes all success to Klopp. Wouldn't want to play there without Klopp.

>Chelsea
Unknown future.

>Man United
Fat wages, that's it.

>Arsenal
In shambles.

>Tottenham
Chokers and cheapskates.

Idk he didn't score so much until he had Bosz tictacs

/bundes/ is closed now

What weird closing time is that? I want to speak to the manager!

*opens American bundes*

Hlw

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based opi gets away with it

probably will get some ärger by omi if she finds out tho

reminder that tom and dänmark are unironically based

Reddit was fucking seething at this. Imagine wearing this and getting mad

just saw that hrgota is out of contract/released
who's going to fall for this fraud next? bundes just wouldn't be the same without his occasional 85th minute sub appearances

do these dark moths that are coming in now through the window also eat fabric or is that just the small kind that sits in your cupboard.

Because I wouldnt mind them having in unless they fuck my clothes/bed linen up.

would be alright if the defence would work.
Have to see how well the thing with Schulz works. Hakimi is always in for some fuckups.
I rate Akanji, but the defence of Dortmund has problems, and it cant all just be the others.

>at least six white guys

phew

im too dumb to understand that graph

guys

strawpoll.me/18105266/r

There’s a reason you take back your soup if there’s a hair in it. For me, it’s shaven

might be a bit excessive to cook spaghetti now with pesto, olives and some feta cheese, but what the hell.
I only have an appointment at the unemployment office tomorrow at 8:15

tfw unemployed as well
help

just b yourself

That sounds more like a problem to me

get a dschobb

Does /bundes/ have hobbys?

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denmark sure, tom? fuck off.

been searching forever for a stabel "hobby".
tried drawing/painting but I suck.
I was in a shooting club but somehow didnt like it. tried some martial arts but it wasnt fun. A bit skateboarding but I sucked. Football with friend, but that was forever ago, didnt like it in a club. Poker with friends but thats also long gone.
Tried to play the guitar but of course gave up after some time.

I dont know, I just wish I'd be good at something.
Trying out playing keyboard lately.

oh, I do some strength excercise, but I find it stupid to cal that a hobby.

you now remember Spahic head-butting some random staff guy

Kunst was my one of my least favourite school subjects and now its the one of the things I most enjoy. Got hooked up somewhere in 9th grade or so when my friends started drawing Graffiti. I was absolute awful at it and couldnt really see a progress over at least a year. Everyone except one friend gave up on me but some day it clicked, cant really tell how or why. You just have to stick to it if it makes you happy. But I would probably gave up on it as well, if not for this one friend.
And there's stuff like this youtube.com/watch?v=uFaTRgxdcy8c where you cant really do anything wrong, just pour some paint on that canvas

Is bundes a zoomer or boomer subreddit?

for me, it's boomdes

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>buttfart
cringe
>buttfart going down
based