/cric/ket World Cup

Are the players fasting?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA ENGLAND SO WORRIED ABOUT HOW SHIT THEIR PACEMEN ARE THEY HAD TO LITERALLY

CHANGE
THEIR
RULES

TO GET A WEST INDIAN PLAYER TO PLAY

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

>>>COPE

get a trade lad it pays better

a full strength one unit would stomp the cricket World Cup

Get cucked incel

GAZUMPED

joffrey and archer are 2 english names m8

Streams lagging, anyone got an hls stream with eng comms?

anyway i can go back 10 years and tell myself to get a trade instead of work at coles?
not very happy with life rn desu

How can a nigga be still stumped in this day and age

don't think I'd make the cut surrounded by muscular boomer chads

What does /cric/ like to eat while watching cricket?

5.67

yeah

wait that’s wrong ha ha

BASED

These captchas are literal horseshit

>joffrey

daily reminder that sebLORD has learned more about cricket in 18 months than you poorious antipoodeans have in your whole poothetic lives

Ok cool, cheers

>haven't had to do a captcha in days

why would that be?

nicotine tablets and water

Backing Pak to not reach 300 here desu

t u m b l i n g

beer and weed, mostly.

Based.

We run /cric/ now

based

Grimgland on losing to Pookistan watch

BASED Randwick

Currently eating Gulab Jamuns my Bihari neighbour made because it’s her wedding anniversary

i hate to say it, but based

Think this old man on the bet365 ad wants me to suffer from gambling addiction lads

>it's coming home

you're setting yourself up here lads

not a fan of Shartcher and Joakes' economy rates

why are indians on /cric/ so pleasant compared to facebook pajeets in the espncric info comment section?

lmao

ParleG dunked in chai m8. Absolute GOAT evening snack. Bonus points for a cigarette after.

anonymity brings out their true feelings

>archer's middle name is literally choke

No idea desu

>ParleG dunked in chai
Based

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

redpill me on indian arranged marriages. have any indians here had one or are going to

tipping Drumph to get BTFO by boomers with 'witty' signs desu

Literally cannot wait to listen to Ray Hadley tomorrow in the ute on me way to the construction site

dreadful accent, nails on a chalkboard

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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Casual here
Why are England having these games being played simultaneously with the World Cup?

What if I wanted to watch my team and my country?
Plus surely some of the England players play for some of these teams?

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I want to believe >our pajeets are more civilized as they are more internet-savvy

got a good chuckle out of that, thanks user

The only thing anime will save is your virginity

for me it's rocking up to the site as a based engineer wearing RMs and a Ralph Lauren gilet and telling the dumb tradie monkeys what to do

BASED tradie
rate my ride lad

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nobody watches county cricket

all of the money is in international cricket so it takes precedence

how they are still in business then?

>not a holden

Literally no county fans care about county when there’s internationals on

india havnt played yet will play south africa who will be playing their third
nothing dodgy about that

get your eyes checked

>have any indians here had one or are going to
Definitely not on the cards for me

We don't have so many days of summer that we can be picky

domestic cricket is literally just a training ground to breed international cricketers (the kind people watch)

sebbo seethe

is that an English thing or is it a global thing?
Because I saw an Indian Premier League game and it looked packed

bit cringe tbqh

pakis playing like they think 300 will be enough kek

Yeah what's with that?
>tournament starts, India get a fucking week off

Hi can I get uuuuuuhhh rashid in the attack

grim

subsidised by her majesty

Its a global thing. Domestic t20 is about the only thing thats profitable from a business perspective. The BBL (our ipl) gets similar crowds.
These are usually scheduled at different times to international matches

dire

Grim reading

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is AB still going to play that league? i read they offered him quite a lot.

Ranji Trophy is the Indian equivalent of county cricket

telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2016/05/08/fear-and-loathing-in-county-cricket-the-grim-financial-realities/

too many fuckin pizza wizzas lad

he pulled out

unit

Nope he backed out because the BBL was trying doing literally everything they could to try use him as a marquees player to prop up the league.

seething data entry officeslaves
while I'm out building units for the next generation of australians you lot are fiddling around with an excel document while toilberg breathes down your neck

wanker. he's a good one though.

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Arranged marriages in modern India, especially in urban areas, are different than what most foreigners think.
Nowadays, it goes like this

>Guy's parents ask him he already has a girl in mind.
>If yes, they ask if the girl's parents are okay with the marriage
>Guy's family meets the girl's family
>If everything goes well, the couple gets married.
Keep in mind that things like caste, religion, economic status, family background play a decent role in this.

>If the guy says he doesn't have a girl in mind
>The parents use their family/friends connections to find potential bride for the dude
>The guy selects a girl from the list he's provided.
>If the girl is okay with him, they date for a while
>If everything goes well, their families meet and fix the date of the wedding.

Marriage against the will of the couple is slowly becoming rare now and inter caste marriages are becoming more common.

I miss him lads ;_;

Smoking causes Cancer. Smoking kills. Liquor drinking is injurious to health

i dont blame him. they literally were trying to make him the face of the entire competition to sell to the public.

why tf is Pakistan not crumbling? I thought England was good wtf

the pakis tried steal his cake.

natcour.com/story/234629/rana-fawad-tries-to-take-a-bite-of-the-cake/

and earning several times as much in a lazier workplace that won't destroy my body and leave me broken, unqualified and unemployed at 35
based

Imagine getting played in millions to play cricket

reminder to come to Yea Forums tonight for the first love island general of the year

BASED

>POOKISTAN

englands bowling is dogshit. only their batting is good. their goal is to basically restrict the opposition to anything under 350 so england can comfortably chase it

>literally as I post this
me = based

BASED POOEEN JIHADING ON HIS BROTHERS

our pakis are better than yours

same.

i can only imagine.

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Not married yet but my parents say I can marry any girl as long as she's an upper caste kek.

333 on the cards

Because their English is poor

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF
OUT
GONE
SPECCY PRICK

kys deano

this is a thing that South Asians do isn't it?
had an Indian mate and he'd hold out a piece of cake and everyone had to take a bite out if it one by one on his birthday

beautiful catch

The innings against >us in 2018 in PE where he literally turned the entire series was pure kino.

Mohammed Latefeez

paki vs paki lol

>earning several times more
top kek office cuck

my dad’s colleague told him their relatives were looking for an alliance for her daughter, and so he asked my dad about me since we’re from the same community. They want me to get married to her by next February March. The girl sent me a Facebook request too and I don’t wanna get married I’m only 25 ;___;

>tradies

this is what English people and Pakistanis look like

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>63 quid in greggs
Based Northerner

How'd you guys feel about the Arizona Cardinals drafting Kyler Murray first overall in the 2019 NFL Draft?

>wageslaves

Just got done with my uni finals m8. Went pretty well. Got a job lined up. Gonna join them in a week. Feels pretty good coming out of a NEET lifestyle desu.

Oh poor you, my advice get married if the girl is good. They're rarity.

>>If the girl is okay with him, they date for a while
""""date""""

wtf? that's just weird.

meme stat

100k three years out of uni, will probably be earning 200k 10-15 years down the track

how's your paycheck looking mate?

based good job mate

Not really. Not saying these girls don't exist but they're rare

is she hot?

Many Indians look likes too

I think it’s more Pret but I imagine there’s at least 2 or 3 Greggs in there

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25 is one year off marrying age lad

yeah wed always give him shit for it

is she good looking?

No we take the whole bite. He's to cut a new one again.

They do it to close family and friends

>my public school teacher and boomer dad both told me this is true so it has to be

first exam Wednesday, expecting to get completely fucked
next is Saturday and that one should be easy. counting down the days until graduation in December, been at uni far too long

Based boomers tucking in

Someone post that tradie pasta from Yea Forums

Fuck off mom. I'm grown up now

no I'm literally quoting my income and the income of my boss

To the user taking thermodynamics exam this week - good luck, hope you kill it.

why work when you can be a neet?

I've still got 1.5 years on my sentence

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>Many Indians look likes too
this is a lie

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>le bowl short because the Windies did XD

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yeah but when did you graduate high school
for me? 2012

You’ll be earning 30k a year whilst someone who didn’t go to uni tells you what to do everyday

Don't sweat it lad. Most of us get some bitch who tears your family apart.

get this

joe

poot

2017
we all get there in the end

>The pride of Bradford yet to bowl a single ball

How long is the semester break?

is there a less intimidating bowling unit than England?

2013 and still looking at a year on this course
fuck me

>only a 100k
I've made that 100k+ the last three years working for myself but keep slaving away wagey look down at us lowly plebs if it makes you feel better.

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cry me a river. i've been neet since 2011

Marry her you faggot. What caste/community are you from?

That's literally what happens you cunt

Thanks m8

but they /batdeep/

big Timmy Bresnan would have torn through this top order by now

c-can I ask you guys something?
It's just because I've felt like shit after I did it.
Say you have a multipart question where your answer to part b feeds into part c and d and e - but you have a units error in your answer to part b - are you penalised 4 separate times regardless?
I fucked up by answer by having it in kJ instead of J and I'm worried I could miss 10% of the entire marks just based on one tiny error - despite the method for parts c,d and e being 100% correct.

at anu in theory we get the start of june to the end of july off but my final exam is on the 19th and I go back on the 22nd of july so it's only a month

no it is not

depends on the format

sometimes they give you follow through marks, if this is for physics then they probably do

who dropped out of college here?

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Trump on suplexing Cuckdiq Khan watch

MechEng thermodynamics
Based on heat engine cycles.

me, worked at maccas lol
got back in and looking to graduate at the end of the year

kj should be physics or other science courses right? dunno about the UK but I've always had follow through marks for small errors like that

dropped out after 2 weeks

I can't force myself to things I don't want to do like most people

England are psychologically cooked

i did. went back after 8 years though. busy with my master's atm. it came easier with age, i have to say.

in high school over here they'd pay out full marks for the subsequent questions

mech eng
it's just my worry is that it's certain that the answers to the other questions are now definitely completely wrong despite the method being completely correct.

they do in GCSE

I wish I did. I have a degree but also around $85k debt now with 6% interest

is she hot? fucking pussy pajeet

did 6 months before I had a mental breakdown

here as far as i know you only get penalised for the first error, then the rest not assuming used the incorrect sum properly in your formulas.
granted this was highschool, i dont know about uni but i dont see why youd be penalised 4 times if the way your calculating something is still correct.

Kicked out of one of the top unis in India because of low attendance and NEETdom. Started over again from a shitty university. Only just managed to survived the 4 years.

Don't ever go into engineering
t. Engineer

DROPPED
LMAO

>cooked

She’s good looking yeah. I only got out of a four year old relationship in February and I want to be alone. I don’t want to hurt her feelings and tell her about it. My parents know about my previous girlfriend and they want me to move on. I want to focus on my career and play video games not get into a relationship this soon.
>What caste/community are you from
>unironically asking this to someone over the internet on an anonymous image board
Cringe

OH NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>Roy

bottle job

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYS POOY

Roy you dumb twat

Based. You back in good shape again now?

GIMP

Hahahahahahahahahahah

I actually haven't found it that bad.
Worst thing by far is working with other people.

Electrical engineers are the biggest retards known to man.
I met a third year engineering student who didn't know what a fucking actuator is.
What the fuck do they learn?

>roy

It’s what’s going to happen to me and I don’t want it

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>South African
>chokes

NEED to start importing mercs from a different country desu

>english fielding

literally just go into a >tfw no gf thread once and appreciate how lucky you are to have a hot, nice girl arranged for you

based pakis finna do it lads

A month? Fuck me that's a lot, I got 2 weeks.

My cousin is studying EE in Germany, his father likes to lord it over my family. Is it a meme?

are you gay?

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>post this underneath the official cricket world cup twitter's tweets
>have a thousand rajeshs and ahmeds screaming at me
>do it underneath the next tweet
>repeat for infinity

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;(

englel mentally cooked here

absolutely seething desu

DROPPED THE WORLD CUP LADS

powerful image

marry her

I did a gap year after finishing HS and ended up getting a great job and saving 25 grand up to now because I live with my parents and have no expenses, halfway through my degree now

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Indian memes are so stupid

>uni recently had a scandal of the uni fucking over international students and using them as cash cows
>terrified this will reflect poorly on me
If this shit fucks me over, I have a strong GPA but scared that when employers see what uni I go to they're getting laugh and toss my application in the bin

yes absolutely
They're like Surgeons in Medicine - they're considered the "normie" type instead of nerdy like mechanicals.

very gay image

He's a guy

>I fucked up by answer by having it in kJ instead of J
Unless you used kJ throughout the problem, they won’t reduce your marks I hope. But if you’ve used kJ value as Joules then you deserve it because it’s such a child’s mistake to make.

which uni?

can I borrow 5 grand?

marry him

murdoch

Just started watching, have they bowled them any bouncers?

>his father likes to lord it over my family.
what?
Every paki I've ever met has been some sort of doctor or engineer or dentist

except for the welfarebabbies who can barely even read
Pakis only take two extremes in the UK

what field?

I want to do my honors but I don't know if its even worth it.
Hardly get any personal time from work in the first place.

Unironically have a fucked up WAM ;_;
Also, what uni?

invest that in something lad

I will unironically give you 5k if it's an investment and I get a return

umm, Murdoch is a media mogul sweetie...

based Murdoch

Australian degrees are pretty standard, it's not at all like America. people will not give a fuck about where you studied if you tick all the right boxes.

our semesters are the end of feb to the start of june and the end of july to the start of november, we get like 4 months off over christmas which is extremely based

So, go study EE in the UK then tell his father the UK beat germany in a war now I beat your cousin.

>Pakistanis playing against Pakistanis
so this is the power of the British Empire

FUCKING KEK

Norway with the bants

>

you lads beat Germany in that same war

dont know how to invest

Based babar

>it’s such a child’s mistake to make.
In hindsight it is kind of dumb but the formula I used is done for Joules only, then you have to combine this with values you take from a table which is in kJ, which you then use with a given value of Joules - and it's just you invest so much time into remembering all this crap that something tiny like that can just slip your mind when you have numbers that are literally over 300 million staring back at you.

>4 months off
Jelly af ngl

RATSHIT BTFO

Never invest - it's dumb and you'll lose money. Just keep saving and you'll be fine user

live five minutes away from Murdoch lmao, so many WA lads here

what are you studying mate?

>Rashid bowling pies
Conflict of interest here lads

WALLOP

Yes I know my grandad served in the British Indian army. There’s journal accounts of him and my uncle has his medals

I need to buy instruments and gear for my home studio

if I get famous I'll pay you 4 times over

As a career lad.

I’ve met loads of pakis that are taxi drivers, but they all work about 70 hours a week so earn loads

make time. it's worth it. honours is shit though. i still had to write exams and do a research report while working full time. master's is a bit easier with a topic proposal and research proposal in one year. next year is a dissertation.

I'm studying for admission to mbbs after failing last year, wish me luck bros

this
also unlike in america 90% of people don't get As for everything and you don't literally fail the course for getting a 75, if you're getting credits every so often employers will be fine with it

Think it's clear to see where Rashid's loyalties lie

Fix me up a contract and i'll sort you out

Well they’ll only reduce marks for the parts you got wrong, so don’t worry.
Gl

but it's 300k starting

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for me, it's the Free India Legion

my university switched to trimesters like the money-grabbing cunts they are
>tfw the first day of term 2 started today
just fuck my vacations up

its in a long term deposit at the moment which is fine with me, I might as well make something off it when I'm not using it

Accounting/Law, have a feeling murdoch is sort of half-assing it with the business courses though. They've already dropped economics, most tutors can't be fucked with business here.

You now realise that this is /comfycric/

please save us Jofra

fuark sounds like a nightmare
anu is good because you're only studying six months of the year even if it's absolutely fucking mental during the semesters

pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?284802-Mashrafe-Mortaza-An-absolute-waste-of-cricketing-spot

Absolute state of the brainlet who started this thread

>UNSW
I know that feel

It's called error carried forward you only get marked down for the part that you got wrong you don't get penalised for everything else

my fellow anu bro

even though everything else is (numerically) incorrect?

I'm about to graduate from that exact degree over at Notre Dame actually
from what I've heard, Murdoch neck and neck with ND in second place behind UWA for graduates

ALI BABA

Is Cricket 19 worth playing if you've already played Don Bradman?

in law that is

kek, fuck. had a guy come up to my afternoon lecture asking people to join the campaign against trimesters and to attend the rally in a couple of weeks
even the profs have complained about it. literally nobody wants it

who is England's best bowler?

If you have done the correct method with the wrong answer from a previous part of the question then you can't be marked down because you've demonstrated that you know what you're doing

so now that Shartcher has been exposed for the meme that he is it's time to toss him aside for a different merc

Anderson or Broad

based
thanks lad

engine looks the same as all the other ones.

gets really boring after you figure out all the ways to bat without getting out. you can literally get triple hundreds wih nathan lyon by just leg glancing every ball

reminder I was there telling you all Archer was dogshit and you didn't listen

>GoDaddy

Pakistan about 40-50 runs short here. Should be a cake walk for England tbfh

training fishing lads

>tfw no cute daughter

unironically, amir is playing though

>struggling this much against Pakistan
are the Windies unironically back?

these sky ads are horrible.

He was a better bowler when he was deliberately bowling bad

>ywn be that one english wogball players

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350 on the cards here

Don’t expect much from him. He’ll be neutralized just like Archer has been.

wtf??? is that his daughter?

Windies have been back for a while. Remember the series again england?

daughter/ gf

Apparently they have a fuck all feedback form on the Arc website. Never thought they'd stoop so low. I just have 2 courses remaining and I'm done

with a big score on the board pak can win if amir takes a couple of wickets and bowls economically as he often does

I have a sneaking suspicion of them get 352

>nut out
>repeat nut out

GIWTWM

When the third umpire says "bring on front on spin vision", is the "spin" a verb or a noun.

In other words, is "spin vision" a thing, or are they asking the vision to be spinned

>Right next to the wicket
>Can't tell whether it's out or not

lucky desu
>tfw this is my 2nd term
JUST
really hope the kids revolt and bring back the semesters. I'm going to the rally kek

Who is the best cricket international team that wasn't once a British colony?

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For me it’s Codemaster’s Brian Lara Cricket 2000 on the PS1

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Afghanistan

Afghanistan

algorithms are pointing in that direction

shane warne cricket 99*

Rashid Khan LITERALLY is bowling shit for Pakistan

England

Tipping a tie lads

what the FUCK does Predictor say though?

Kek

Afghanistan
then Nepal

phwoar just saw some paki qts in the crowd

this

wtf
how did we lose against these goatfuckers

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Think there's something dodgy about this Rashid chap

good thing Rashid shunned red ball cricket to focus on white ball huh

>marching to your death

brave.

Hafeez has got a glorious moustache

Graveyard of empires. Russia's Vietnam

KEK i remember the first innings after that story broke he got fucking belted and i laughed my arse off

Graveyard of empires meme

Based aghan chads . The pride of the subcontinent

pakistan are gonna make 350 lmao

good 'stach yes
But he he looks like an off license Kholi tbph

>tfw this is my 2nd term
If don't revert to semesters by January then move to USyd desu. Where's the rally btw kek?

Also keeping it neutral suited its purpose because it created a buffer between Central Asia (Russian Sphere of influence) and British India (British sphere of influence). See the Great Game.

It can be conquered, it's just very difficult to continually keep under control because of the terrain and the Afghan temperament

the pride of South Asia I mean

is afghanistan really still the subcontinent though

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exam on thu

>travelchinaguide.com
>Taiwan is the same colour as the mainland

nice

I think it shouldn't, should add Burma too then

thoughts on pakistanis going to medical schools in the caribbean? how common is it and is it actually a good method of being successful?

fasting atm lad

Full strength Punjab (Pakistan) and Punjab (India)

reckon all the stans apart from Afghan should United as one team

Yeah the terrain is fucked
>Afghan temperament
Elaborate

>optus are giving fifa women's world cup to all schoolkids free of charge

guess they'll be the only ones watching

oh my gooooooooooooooood

so

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Burma was in the Raj, don't know why it isn't included

>afghan temperament

bit racist mate

I have a friend who went to medical school in Kyrgyzstan lmao. Seems wacky to study medicine overseas

did fatcunt really dox himself again last thread? kek

Afghans are fiercely independent. They pride themselves on that

One of my friends has done that, not too sure about the details cause I guess he’s embarrased about it and doesnt talk about it much, but I think he’s gotten work at a really good hospital, don’t think he’s gotten residency or whatever the fuck you call that shit yet

There’s a reason why even after getting shelled for so long by the Americans Afghanistan is still “dangerous”. The Mughals failed, Marathis failed, Sikhs failed, the British failed and now the Americans are failing at even producing o*ium successfully

He did LMAO

>Where's the rally btw kek?
guess there isn't gonna be one
honisoit.com/2019/06/cancel-trimesters-activists-censored-by-unsw-management/

FUCK these guys

wtf is the point of having mark taylor and ian healy comment on the game for 30 seconds every hour?

World cup newfriends might be wondering who Sebbo is

Does that include independence from Pakistan? Or are you seen to be a different case because of Pashtun link

Pakistan never controlled Afghanistan.

If you were going to add to your empires you could say Macedonians and Soviets as well

i sure am

WOKE

fapped two times in 1 hour. Still want to fap.
Why can't I stop?

You don't control them but the Taliban is largely based in North Western Pakistan

beating the Saffas must have been a good felling huh

american allrounder and lawyer that posts here in his spare time
vocal contingent of people who hate him though
they started calling him a janny when someone from /hoc/ told them how well it worked on getting people to hate kippers

um, too little too late sweetie

Moeen ali the mirpuri traitor

We're still getting 320+ Engel, we've got a game on our hands

here you go lad, enjoy.

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is porn even legal in bangladesh

Hope this gets on the news and fucks their reputation

Yeah no, something more like 270 all out

same :)

Based Moeen loves his mum more than his dad

mummy

based

An obese monstrosity

It's difficult to keep them out, but we don't actively control Afghanistan through the Taliban.

more

>Moeen Ali to Babar Azam, out Caught by Woakes!! Three for Moeen Ali. Pakistan's top three are back in the hut. Babar Azam was denied boundaries in the last five years and that clearly played on his mind

BASED curry commentators

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>England vs Pakistan
>world cup
At first it seems weird, but I guess East and West Germany also played matches against each other in soccer world cups.

why are continents so cringe
can't stand you lot and can see why brits want nothing to do with you

no idea

>just woke up
>read "won the toss and elected to bowl" and knew we'd get pasted before even seeing the score
What the fuck is wrong with these moronic captains?

continentals

would love for that to happen. really wish there was a way to give this more exposure. NEED the IT students to DDos their websites and cause some chaos man
NEED UNSW out of business

>unfunny
>cringy
Embarassing stuff lad

for me it's making the same joke with zero variation over and over again and pretending you're the first to come up with it

wait why is unsw doing trimesters
fucking gay system that

the world renowned German humour, lads

More common to go to Russia or China for Paki premeds

>Roy fucks up again
what the FUCK

there are far more indians here than pakis 2bh i don't know why people focus on the pakis the most. more blacks than pakis too

lads ama

roy is such a mong

WHERE IS SHE

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a United pak/bang be a batting behemoth

whats roy's fucking problem?

Dislike female commentators

the fucking state of english fielding

because pakis are by far the worst group

That's average though, 6

think england will lose

It's cause Indians kind of....blend in.
Pakistanis create their own distinct unique culture.

I mean Indians kind of do but there's not really an "us" and "them" kind of thing with them in urban areas but with pakistanis there definitely is.

ps: Note I said urban areas. I'm not saying we're colourblind retards who sing kumbaya but having an Indian m8 is not rare.
Having a paki mate outside of school/uni/work IS rare.

Genuinely can’t watch sports with a female commentating. They’re like Americans, even when they are talking sense they still sound dumb.

some are based, but they're a distraction. gibbs usually flirts with them on live tv. probably why he's not commentating anymore :(

i don't think the meme is that deep, it's just about volume

Idk, this particular one kinda grew on me. Hate that kiwi one though

Chasing a score over 300? Can't be done.
t. 20 years ago

no idea why. literally haven't seen a single person, student and stuff included, who supports it. you can now do 9 subjects in a year instead of 8 so more money, I guess? you have much less time to study the same amount of bullshit. it's really a braindead move. wish the administrators who made money off this would die 2bh

i think he lacks concentration

also the Indians that have come here tend to be wealthier so there’s less of a social class divide

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BASED Sanga

and the fact that they massively stand out and fuck kids and blow people up

>NEED the IT students to DDos their websites
I study CompSci ;)
Not into networking though but I deal with AI.

To milk international students, like myself, dry

what would you rate her

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what the fuck is this fielding

*missfields*

Enjoying Sangakarra's commentary lads

Same wtf she gonna tell me how to play.
Just cook my dinner woman.

Miss watching him play. You begin to realize now just how much he was carrying the team.

>England
>not chasing this down
pick one

F

Big fan 2bh

That's the average village beauty btw , she had good facial structure, 7

Hindus, lets play for Kashmir on the 16th?

same. so god damn smooth. i hope he's wearing a silk suit.

toll paid/10

7, face not very attractive

what is a par score these days?

tipping an Amir 7/20

-6 feet

based

400 at Trent Bridge

You can genuinely take Kashmir as long as you take either Bihar or UP with you.

over the line

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Cringe

In the US most schools that are on the trimester system are rankings basement-dwellers. Really makes it sound like UNSW is a shit school.

based

youtube.com/watch?v=PtD72-js8dQ
The video that sealed her fate, sad stuff

You will never have it just get over it, don't for your propagandists.

PLEASE crash Moodle. it would effectively stop the uni 2bh

yeah Pakistan isn't ready for that type of thing for at least another 100 years

2003 WC had the best theme music

>Baloch's murder was widely condemned by media celebrities and people around the globe, while many in Pakistan were more inclined to support her murder.

kek

it's actually one of the top schools in the country lol

Inshallah I have been converted by this infidel Dominos kaffir bastard now I must not hesitate to have 2 regular pizzas for 449/- only

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joseph lad you here lad?

not like we have it either

what happens here cricket-wise?

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This is the post

Vilnius has a massive cricket scene

>medium size
only homosexuals and women eat medium size

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Don't want to serve 10 years in prison la

Who the fuck cares if some inbreds don't believe it.

state of England this game

just hide behind 7 proxies

I did not realise pizzas had sizes.

kek

I hope her cock smells rancid just like her asshole...yum

>his name is ramadan

pizza sounds good though.

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Never even realised Russia was that small. How did that place defeat both Hitler and Napoleon combined?

baffling post
of course it does
it's the diameter of the pizza
Large would amount to 13.5 inches

they don't have sizes over here. they have XL I think
t. foreigner

is it over for England?

To be fair, there's a little bit up north that's not being shown.

right, that's the attitude which will win them over.

Neymar's going to prison lads

>11°C
>/comfycric/
>cricket's on
Don't want the night to end lads

for me, it's a personal size pizza

What was Morgan thinking? All the gingas on the team are going to be too shattered by the sunshine to bat

°C
>good

Literally who?

Lol no. Pretty sure they can chase down a score of 400 on this ground

that's a greeting for Ramadan

Wasn’t the girl exposed?

as a nation? yes. In this match? Hard to say

we've got a game on our hands here lads

they used to zoomer, but everyone just got the large (which is American medium anyway) so they just standardised it

we have sizes lad

They do. Australian Domino's only serve medium-sized pizzas sadly

Change the rules and get Duane Olivier in

cric is a wogball free zone m8
fuck off

This is getting a bit dire england

will he fuck
Messi and Ronaldo have both been involved in legal disputes but it's squashed because they're rich

There's one rule for them and another for the rest of us
All the differences amongst countries in the world - that's the one thing that stays the same.

aussies loove their backs

hairybacks, bareback

tbf you guys deserve much worse.

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Excited for the India match desu

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Have the heater close to my feet too :)

If it wasn't us it would have been someone worse.

wogball ----->

>used to go to a posh school
>99.9% white and only one brown kid
>every time England beat India all the posh boys bullied the brown kid
>even though he was Sri Lankan

cricket is a force of evil

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business idea: bowl at the stumps

Estonia are homebabbies, play on green tops with medium pacers. Latvia are known for gritty top order batsmen

kek, Boer niggers BTFO

mummy bought me a peanut slab

High IQ post

England is a force of evil

you were decent colonists, i have to agree. we have rugby and cricket to watch. can you imagine being a spanish or portuguese colony. fuck that shit.

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bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-42974641

also you speak English. imagine speaking one of those irrelevant colonies' languages when the rest of the world spoke the lingua franca

WTF I hate England now

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state of Brazil

How have teams played twice but India hasn't played yet?

BCCI is retarded

$$$$

concentration camps were a bit shit though it must be said

More monies

some never gave up.

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Those feet seem disproportionate.

it's actually bizarre how profitable Indian subcontinent consumers are

Just look at the World up highlights on Youtube.
Pakistan/Windies hit 10 million views in one day.

FIFA couldn't dream for those types of figures.

india are the bogdanoffs of international cricket
one phone call and they can do anything

plus youd be speaking portuguese and wouldnt even be able to post here or understand wtf was going on

who are they booing?

just added a splash of cold water to my tea lads

I was elite as a kid because I got extremely good at being dead accurate at hitting the stumps and it was only a matter of balls before I got a wicket

>englel are favourites
kek

Just had a nap

new thread?

who's the home team

does a indian view generate the same revenue? its not like they can buy the BMW on the youtube ads before each vid

>stokes telling the crowd to fuck up

youtube.com/watch?v=QD2hxpQd_b0
It was at 62M few months ago

the fifa world cup has a lot of casuals too

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>76 off 57

can't stop listening to heart of sword lads. GOAT ed

for me, it’s an ice cold bottle of kamenitza

Pakistan really need to start lifting the run rate here.

it's just quantity lad
they've got the #1 spot on Youtube now and apparently the internet has over 10,000 new Indians every day.
A terrifying thought.

>discussing football
gtfo lad

Business idea: send Jason Roy to a concentration camp

Reminder there will be three new threads in the next five minutes who will all report each other for spamming

have sex retard

jeepers

To rest after IPL, it'll backfire as they're going to be undercooked

Business idea: Free internet for Indian women, paid internet for Indian men.

...

>chipping a 6

based

england at evens, 500 on

what is bulgar poster's story?
are you a bong living in Bulgaria?
or an Indian in Bulgaria?
or an Australian pedophile in Bulgaria?

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Bit from column B and a bit from column D

White countries are home for everyone.

>150k/ph
FAST

Keep dreaming abdul. You're never getting kashmir.