What happens here football-wise?

Klavan

They play basketball, not soccer

Nothing.

well, the liths play basketball
estonia plays a bit of hockey

It's our former Königsberg.

The Russians actually offered it back to us after the Soviet Union went broke and they needed money, but we refused because the Ruskies have completely ruined the entire area and ran down its economy, so it would have been too much effort to rebuild it and we already had enough to do with Eastern Germany anyway.

Latvian premier league is so amateurish it's kino

i keep forgetting these 3 baltic countries exist desu

like, nothing relevant ever happens there, if the russians would invade these lands, most Europeans probably wouldn't even notice

lithuanians play basketball
latvians also play basketball, maybe not as obsessively as lithuanians
estonia has skiing or some shit

Literally nothing.

latvians play somes hokejs too

Lithuanians, Latvians and Estonians form a Baltic Super League which has 18 teams. After each team has played each other it goes to a knock out round where away goals count as 3. If the final goes to extra time the multiball rule comes into play until a golden goal is scored

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Would unironically watch. Maybe that way they can kickstart their football infrastructure.

>replying seriously to a European flag who most certainly knows what a Kaliningrad is

Nah just form a baltic super league. No need for knock out play off or other stupid rules

they are home to the best pornstar, viola baily. if i lived in europe i'd travel to baltistonia and rent her even though i think she's gained a few pounds since her peak.

football is kinda weak minded sport. We are more into beer drinking and hokkei thenk.

Nothing. No one gives a shit about football here.

i didnt

This is all you need to know.

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> Letting the Russians keep their most heavily fortified military base of operations

The famed German ingenuity at work I see.

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If Russia starts a war, Kaliningrad will be the least of worries I think.

Poland could easily take over that little piece of land, hell, maybe even Lithuania could.

Of course keeping it would be much harder if the Russians would get through to the area with their real army from mainland Russia....

so Belarus is the penis of the Baltics?

Oh fuck me. We were to 2010th world cup.

Is football even their main sport? I know more basketball players from that region than footballers

I get the feeling sports like Handball and Volleyball would rank above Football too.

Don't they have the hottest girls in the world or something? Like 1 in 3 women are a fashion model? Basically get a waifu from the Baltic states?

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and some basketball too
it seems latvia took a bit of each of their neighbours

only slavs play football here aka the povertyball

Labietis beer is so fucking good holy shit

She looks inbred as fuck, literally a rectangle face with curved edges
Try to imagine her with a different haircut if you fail to see that

When Hearts in Scotland were taken over by Romanov, he had them sign half a dozen Lithuanian players. Some were okay.

No such stereotype exists. In fact, there are absolutely no known stereotypes about the Baltic nations. People don't think about them enough.

Also, 1 in 3 women becoming supermodels? There is not a strong enough demand in the world for such a huge number of women becoming supermodels, use your brain for once, Kyle

No the Baltics are just huge m8

>Armenia

fag

Good idea until you realize that maybe like 3 or 4 out of those 18 teams could afford travel to the other side of Baltics every weekend

their main sport is prepping black and paki bulls in london

I have watched handful of games in my life from Latvian football. Always funny that its somewhat silent and you only can hear players and managers cursing, like whole game.

you now remember the slovenian lads that won the 8040 world cup

What happens in Kalingrad in general? What's it like as a place?

Imagine a slavic ex commie shithole that pollutes the baltic sea. That's what it's like

would it be noticably different when crossing from Eastern Germany?

from Poland even

>he doesn't watch lithuanian league football
youtube.com/watch?v=fxcIUuv58wI
missing out, la

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dunno why nobody's signed mud puddle yet, quality goalkeeping right there

O my sides.

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kino