Boxing is such a shitshow. Instead of Wilder being put over and proppelled into the mainstream by heeming the fuck out of joshua, in what would've been a KO for the ages, some buster douglas type dude tko's him and destroy's alll the hype behind a Wilder v Aj or Fury v AJ fight.
They literally cut a promo with cerrone and tony, and just threw in the WMMA title fight and cejudo morajes in at the end for the last 30 seconds lmao Gotta wonder why they didn't just make Tony Cerrone the main event
Michael Perry
Tony Cerrone sounds like a shitty itallian pizza place that serves some greasy ass pizza
Samuel Taylor
5 rounders give Cowboy night terrors
Mason Morris
I think it has to do with Cerrone not being fully healed for a 5 round fight, but also Cejudo and Morajes is for the title so it has (according to the UFC) be the main event
How do you feel about this if you are Cejudo? You are getting PPV percentage, so on one hand you want the card to sell. On the other, for it to sell, you have to be relegated lower on the marketing ladder, so it feels bad.
UFC OFFICIAL WMMA HOTNESS POWER RANKINGS: 1. Karolina 2. Gadelha 3. Shev sister 4. Waterson 5. Ladd 6. Joanna I could keep going but it doesn't matter after this point
i quite enjoyed when rogan told him his special was shit to his face.
Matthew Gray
Dern is retired you goof Juju is insanely hot for mma but I still think rena edges her out
Nathaniel Jackson
kek
Adam Walker
did he really? I was wondering if he would, after telling him he is a bad fighter. rogan is a good friend to be so honest. Schaub really embarrassed himself with that comedy special, to even allow it to be released he must not see it the way everyone else sees it.
Ian Bell
he said something along the lines of "don't listen to the haters. your first one always sucks. you just gotta move on and keep grinding"
Austin Hughes
what does the phrase 'heem' denote?
Xavier Morgan
So annoyed by this overhyped poser bitch. Terrible fighter and she isn't that fucking hot, she's just hot for an asian. I hate hearing her speak.
Michael Cooper
He also said that he would have told Schaub not to do it to begin with, but he knew Schaub wouldn’t listen and would do it anyway, so he didn’t want to plant the (peach) seed of doubt
When you consider Schaubs special not as a comedy per se but as a commentary on the modern micro celebrities created by niche streaming services who get exposed as talentless hack when exposed to a broader audience it was actually very successful
Luke Price
Schaub wins yet again
Jose Flores
Are they gonna cut Manuwa now
Chase Nelson
she looks like she says the N word
Kevin Rogers
No, he must be heemed more times
Easton Hernandez
He's a heem or be heemed kind of guy
Ayden Young
Both his Jan Blaskowicz fights were decisions, to everyone's surprise.
Ethan Morales
There is no stopping a true renaissance man, chink
The only reason wmma exists is because Dana wanted to bust inside Ronda
Julian Jackson
How do I become a verified Heem poster?
Jason Brooks
I wonder what they talked about that time
Wyatt Lee
Khabib is a legit fanboy. Shame, he wasn't able to "stay humble", as he always says. Him attacking Lobov with the gang was the beginning of the end. Now he's a Conor II diva.
Lincoln Gray
who should fight smith next? because fighting Jon again is a waste since he really wins like 2/10 times
David Howard
@93158251
don't @ me ever again
Adrian Martinez
WMMA exists because everyone wanted to bust inside Gina Carano
Christian Gray
Puke Cuckhold, obv
Michael Miller
I consider it to be a mild stone in the coremedy john-rer. Schaub's an innervater, a projiny, a protojay. The future of carlmedic ennert ainment. A munster.
>release 3x fifteen minute videos at the same time >the first and last get more views than the middle Typical Youtube behavior, actually. But also of course people like WMMA less. Just saying the numbers wouldn't be AS BAD if they released them in a different order.
>he's so weird and quirky like me!!!! >God Tony is such an insane genius
Xavier Gomez
>thanks to reddit memes It's more likely because he came back as the fight of the night on the highest selling card in UFC history with a great storyline and wacky dance moves obviously Tony was gonna be a draw
Benjamin Wright
based
Aaron Peterson
They were obsessed with him before that, during the lead up to the Kevin Lee fight they wouldn't shut up about how they see themselves in him and hope he gives that trashtalker Lee a big slice of humble pie served with some elbows!
I honestly wouldn't be mad if they made an interim interim title just so it could be a 5 rounder and take priority
Gavin Sanchez
>2 interim champs at the same time
Nolan Hill
does it matter its not like poorier is fighting kebab next
Thomas Turner
Yeah but who cares if it means we can get a 5 rounder? The worst thing will be if Tony/Cowboy is close over 3
David Garcia
fell down the stairs and took a hit to my right jaw, theres a swollen lump in there now, didnt feel any pain except for my head for about 5 minutes, my face feels kinda numb, do i have cte now?
Honestly, i can relate to Tony's mindset, like I feel like I have a similar retarded thought process. a lot of these people are relating to the fact that they see him as an outcast and project themselves on to him as a result
William Moore
The Virgin
Reddit Spacing Vs. The Chad Yea Forums Line Break
Sebastian Lewis
good but not good enough to be champ, simple as
Nathaniel Allen
imagine getting flushed by fucking stairs lmao
Luke Carter
Being made a meme vs. making the memes Ye i think he chad
“You got this lion, he’s the king of the jungle. Huge mane out to here. He’s laying down under a tree, in the middle of Africa, he’s so big, he’s so hot! He doesn’t wanna move. Now, the little lion cubs they start messin’ with him, bitin’ his tail, bitin’ his ears, he doesn’t do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him, coming over making trouble, still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this, and they start to move in. The jackals, hyenas, they’re barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes and eat the food that’s in his domain. They do this and they get closer and closer and bolder and bolder, till one day…that lion gets up and tears the shit outta everybody, runs like the wind, eats everything in his path, ’cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.”
she was asked what kind of man would cure her lesbianism
Eli Sanders
I could take him in a real life fight.
MMA is disconnected from reality. In reality, I would utilize scratching,biting, head butting, and nut shoots. I am 6'2 240 lbs with OHP:255 X3, deadlift: 625X3, squat:540X3
In open weight competition, the fat man always wins (see DC, fedor, andy ruiz, etc).
The body builder triangle shapped body is good for nothing more than appealing to homosexual body building fans. In reality, a little bit of chub and a square body make for a very powerful fighter.
This is true. Fat also adds protection from impact. It's no coincidence that fat boys (hunt, nelson, dc) have been known for their legendary chins.
Without weight classes, strongfat is ideal. You may not like it, but it's peak male performance.
Asher Reyes
I think it might have had a tiny amount to do with him having his head pounded into the concrete after being heemed, rather than one kick
Cameron Rivera
I would probably clean up Heem FCs welterweight division
Nolan Peterson
He messed up by not charging in like a lunatic. If he got close, he could have won.
Luke White
Medical reports showed he was dead from the kick. MMA guy was literally ground-and-pounding a dead man. Just Bleed Guy probably felt the energy of this in the air, where ever he is these days.
Luke Green
whats the charge if i do this?
Andrew White
in a real fight I would pull a gun and call my homie paco
Mason Wilson
interesting how the others didnt seem to be that worried about the guy just corpsed there on the floor and hang around for a bit
Gus had heart. Look at his fight with DC and his first Jones fight. He was tough and a good fighter at one point. He's just flushed now. It's the nature of the game. Everyone will be a can eventually, some faster than others. Getting absolutely nuked by Rumble accelerated his descent.
Caleb Peterson
10 years in a "strict regime" prison
Nicholas Gutierrez
Dude his best win is Glover
Angel Peterson
Based, thats the only possible outcome of the incoming massacre, I mean match that is coming
Reminder that Valentina dropped rounds to Pooana and her only other legit win at 125 is bum Cachoeira. If you aren't betting the farm on Eye then you're out of your fucking mind.
Cooper Campbell
what does the "Heem" in "Heem everyone even myself" stand for?
Hunter Lee
is olivi standing in a chair here or what
Blake Collins
Heem hEem heEm heeM
Grayson Perry
Reminder that Cosmo Alexandre would heem any UFC lightweight or welterweight
Lol that's funny, now let's see how much you've achieved in life compared to Brendan. You can meme a you want, but at the end of the day his life is always going to be infinitely better than yours.
Ethan Moore
When is Conor fighting again?
Samuel Rivera
it's refreshing having ariel interview GGG, he asks good questions unlike other ESPN dumbasses
There are zero results in what you posted. They only claim CBD helps with certain symptoms (headache, nausea, substance abuse [LOL]). Then, they state that two studies are "supporting" pre-mortem diagnoses. Those studies could literally be sending out questionnaires. Keep buying that snake oil, though, and leave Brendan the review he deserves!
Lincoln Morales
never
Thomas Powell
Oof look at this dude oh no no no no hahahahahahahahhahahahaha
I don't buy CBD oil and never will but what does it matter?
multiple cannabinoids have been demonstrated to reverse the main mechanism - the excitotoxic cascade involved in almost any and every case of neurodegeneration from CTE to ALS
do your own research guy
Carson Ortiz
Lol, cannot help but defend your snake oil. Check JRE for your new debate points, goy.
Justin Davis
Cejudo is p4p #1 if he beats DJ TJ and Marlon in a row becoming a double champion change my mind
Remember two years ago when weed was gonna cure cancer?
Christian Garcia
remember two minutes ago when you moved the goalposts?
Nicholas Miller
you just posted an abstract that makes no claims other than treating symptoms and only defers to other studies that "support" pre-mortem diagnoses. You need to think critically and stop clouding your mind with your drug of choice.
Jace Hughes
wow buddeh ur reading comprehension is clearly lacking
Adam Butler
Actually, that was fake news. Washington Post says you're a faggot.
I was at my brother's funeral earlier today. It was a real sad event, he had been beaten to death in the street. Thankfully, I remembered to leave a good review for my main comedy guy so I had some discounted cbd from earlier. Sprinkled that shit over my bro, he popped right up, headed over to Denny's with us for the wake.
And the third pallbearer? Well ehh, he was scratchin about and was a 'airy kinda short fella, right? An he ehhh he orders the banana pancakes right? Extra bananas he says, right? Well, turns out, lil monkey fella. Weird innit?
I'm starting to get worried Tony Bros, in the promo they are giving /OurGuy/ a generic "muh comeback's comeback" angle but are giving Cowboy "Muh son and family" angle, despite Tony also having a family.
I think they'll activate the chip in the middle of the fight and have Tony lose so they can elevate Cowboy and his narrative reflecting the UFC in a more wholesome light after the mess that was the Khabib-Connor memery.
Can't wait for Tony to choke him out R1. Cowboy aint got shit
Justin Johnson
he literally can only do one thing
Ethan Wright
Ariel acting like the biggest autist in the world rn. Ariel >Started from the bottom now we here! like Drake said! Nate >That's cool man Why is Ariel so bad at interviewing?
Austin Mitchell
Round 2 Cowboy crumbles to body shots
Mason Kelly
>I feel eggy
Jordan Johnson
>Implying the chip has enough terabytes of raw data to control.
His petabyte soul can not be held or swayed anymore, it's over Cuckboy.
Tony needs to remove the chip pre-fight its his only chance. The CIA have a direct role in all of this, obviously
Nathan Rogers
Fuck lol thanks for the pep talk cunt
Lincoln Myers
Cerrone training smart, looking for that darce.
Aaron Ortiz
He was robbed in the first Jones fight and never emotionally recovered
Brayden Perry
the /chi/ race is the superior race
Adam Carter
Someone with mental problems as severe as Tony should not be sanctioned to fight
Levi Perez
>robbed
Eli Cruz
I don't know, bros. I was watching some videos on YouTube about how the CIA is able to remotely reprogram these chips on the fly and that any attempt to remove them will only activate it's failsafe mechanism, which could potentially kill the implanted individual. All I'm saying is look into it.
Nicholas Scott
That fight wouldve unironically been stopped by Herb Dean
Grayson Anderson
>mental problems >not legit concerns about government overreach
the guy was calling his son Jesus Christ and talking about flood apocalypses
Ethan Scott
sexy combo
Parker Morales
Does CTE even affect Cody? Can his brain be damaged more than it already is?
Hudson Cox
I feel like Dana just don't like T-Ferg and tries to get rid of him. But why? Why the fuck is this happening? Khabib isn't as exiting fighter as Ferguson, Canor is done and looking for Dustin's pull off to step in for Khabib fight. What the fuck
Every other Mexican calls there kid Jesus and flood apocalypses is a legit conversation. Literally nothing wrong with what Tony did. I wouldn't expect a Globe believer like yourself to understand, though.
Parker Davis
Tony "sheer luck" Ferguson
Asher Cox
I agree. Shame on the commission and the UFC.
Ayden Flores
Oh fer sure my man all his wins are not because of hard work and style
AJ got heemed by a fat manlet, who cares about him. Still Fury v Wilder rematch to come.
Nathaniel Smith
fer shure having a fight of the year contender vs pettis on the biggest card of last year didn't have an impact on his popularity at all my man, 1 hunert percent b
Tony is the real LW champ and LW GOAT, I'm glad he's finally some highlight and I hope he wins this one and not get screwed again, he's getting old unfortunately.
reminder that khabib called tony ferguson a drug addicted and made fun of it like the very humble backward muslim rat he is when tony had his mental breakdown
He unironically will humiliate Poosman on the ground
Isaac Bailey
based tony
Nathan Phillips
Once he's done with Jorge, he takes on Colby/Marty for the belt so yes.
Nathan Robinson
he has never faced a good fighter
Sebastian Perez
He choked out a former UFC champion.
Nicholas White
Henry Cejudo vs. Marlon Moraes Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye Tony Ferguson vs. Donald Cerrone Jimmie Rivera vs. Petr Yan Tai Tuivasa vs. Blagoy Ivanov
Took me a couple little Till's earlier, super dehydrated. Trying to drop a Gus tomorrow night, just took a laxative.
Levi White
Henry Cejudo vs. Marlon Moraes Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye Tony Ferguson vs. Donald Cerrone Jimmie Rivera vs. Petr Yan Tai Tuivasa vs. Blagoy Ivanov
Yikes good luck with that buddy. Might as well study art history at that point.
James Wood
heem
Aiden Sanchez
what does that stand for again?
Brandon Davis
Thanks guys, I was already unmotivated and now I want to run away.
Joshua Williams
heem eemh emhe mhee
Christian Morris
Hey moral coral, my parents bought another house in Florida recently. It’s about 20 min from Coral Springs. Would you be willing to hangout? I drew this picture for you to demonstrate my sincerity.
modelo curse is real >brian choketaga >sleepy stipe
Joseph Sullivan
nah the fight was going before this moment and big guy tried to wrestle and they rolled a bit but he still failed to do anything you could try to find more videos of that fight
report buttons are for those who couldnt survive a day in the wild
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Can you please stop, I come here to forget about how cripplingly lonely I am, and to share my thoughts about an interest of mine with people, and I can’t do that if you’re clogging up the threads with all this.
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>Don't reply. I'm literally not reading it you fucking low income small dicked beta millennial zilch. You are reading it though.
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