/mls/ ft. /ayy/ - salty loons edition

>Sunday, June 2nd
Minnesota United (2) vs Philadelphia Union (3)
LA Galaxy (0) vs New England Revolution (0) - 38'

>Miércoles de futbol
Montreal Impact vs Seattle Sounders; 7:30pm EDT

>Jueves de futbol
New York City FC vs FC Cincinnati; 7:00pm EDT

>Viernes de futbol
Toronto FC vs Sporting KC; 7:00pm EDT

>Sábado de futbol
San Jose Earthquakes vs FC Dallas; 3:30pm EDT
Philadelphia Union vs New York Red Bulls; 7:30pm EDT
Colorado Rapids vs Minnesota United FC; 9:00pm EDT

>Major league soccer soccer
mlssoccer.com
>USL leagues
uslsoccer.com
>A-League
a-league.com.au
>CanPL
canpl.ca
>QT Soccer
nwslsoccer.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE
mlssoccer.com/post/2019/06/04/warshaw-us-u-20s-played-gritty-against-france-and-thats-good-thing
mlssoccer.com/post/2019/06/05/armchair-analyst-three-things-watch-projected-usmnt-xi
mlssoccer.com/post/2019/06/05/inter-miami-submit-final-freedom-park-stadium-plans-city-officials
twitter.com/ThatCroatianGuy/status/1136643299308068865
sportsday.dallasnews.com/soccer/soccer/2019/06/06/fc-dallas-curious-case-mfk-vykov
ussoccer.com/stories/2019/03/notebook-defensive-effort-adams-at-right-back-ream-as-captain-highlight-win-against-ecuador
twitter.com/BigDSoccer/status/1137455489544019968
twitter.com/MattDoyle76/status/1138161357931589634
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Estimate a score.

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Just realized I fucked up the OP image, but whatever, I can't be mad right now

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D O O P
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SOON /quarto/

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am I retarded
I can't see a difference

>ywn have a qt lesbian gf
why even live?

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the score

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>lags

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I have never replied to a Doopster.
I have never communicated in any way with a Doopster.
I ignore all of their posts, always have, always will.
I can tell when Anons are Doopsters even when they aren't posting specifically about Doop and I refuse to engage with them.
I will never reply to a Doopster.

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EH WOAH FUCK YOO L.A.
YOO FUCKIN FROO FROO DRINK JAKOFFS
STICK IT UP ASSES

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P A R I T Y
A
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Is Connor Casey ELITE?

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>down 2-0
>sub off your star winger for a d-mid

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MEME GOAL ALERT
MEME GOAL ALERT

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>troll bar at the very end
I love this meme team/league/sport

who the fuck is Joe Gyau

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le 26 year old prospect

>it's a Zlatan repeatedly gets away with violent conduct and then scores a meaningless goal episode

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Fucking mls, I hate it so much.
See you guys next matchday.

but unironically
how does a guy playing in the German 3rd Division get into the team?
does he have nudes of Greggggg?

>how does a guy playing in the German 3rd Division get into the team?
By there being a talent pool so shallow a babby couldn't drown in it.

Even normies following the turtles in instagram/FB are calling for US soccers head for playing baldy and altishit

Maybe the collective sum of parts can get berhalter or garber to stop

is this you: ?

Well I do live closer to the fc stadium, but no I only have a bootleg lags jersey to wear.

Was considered a big prospect back in 2014/2015 when he signed with Dortmund. Played like 2 games for them until injuries kept him from playing for like 2 years. Now he's some literal who in the 2nd division in Germany

here is NWSL forward alex morgan wearing a NT jersey for the female team signing an autograph for fans of the Us Womens national team that will be playing in the womens world cup very soon, a game some in this general will be following

Hopefully this pic of an athlete from US SOCCER will keep the thread from dying

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What's the prospect for CanPL actually getting more teams to sign on in the next 4 years or so? I want there to be a load of Canadian clubs, but can't see the sport actually getting enough traction to make it feasable.

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should be 1-1 or 2-2
but this is MLS, so the team on the left probably won 4-1 or some such

Zlatan is a fgt.

film at 11

but i can't post new stuff while jerking off

He's unironically a ref babby that scores on pks or by climbing over the back of CBs without getting called for a foul.

Yep, I hate how MLS sucks his dick.

Where's Anchorage FC and when is it getting into the MLS?

OH NO NO NO NO

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE

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Toronto wants to be hated huh?

More Burger salt on our Leaf poutine.

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He’ll fit right in with the other ninja turtle hacks.

welcome, friend

Hail Hydra

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Updated Allocation Ranking Order:
>Colorado Rapids
Chicago Fire
>San Jose Earthquakes
Minnesota United FC
>Houston Dynamo
New England Revolution

Potential Signings:
Cameron Carter-Vickers, Ipswich
Eric Lichaj, Hull City
Antonee Robinson, Wigan
Tim Ream, Fulham
Jonathan Amon, Nordsjaelland
Danny Williams, free agent
Julian Green, Furth
Bobby Wood, Hannover

>walks into the starting 11

the manlet apocalypse is upon us

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lol Toronto, never change

It is the manlet sport of choice after all.

greggggg loves em small

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why are they all standing like that

Maybe their butts hurt.

STAND AT ATTENTION SOLIDER

WE ARE BUILDING A PATRIOTIC SPIRTE DE CORPS TO BUILD OUR CULTURE OF TEAM SPIRIT ON AS WE CONTINUE TO CONSTRUCT THE CULTURE OF SUCCESSFULLY WINNING AND PROMOTE A SPIRIT OF TEAMWORK

IF ANY OF YOU MAGGOTS THINK YOU WILL PASS THROUGH THE MIDDLE, I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

IF ANY OF YOU MAGGOTS THINK ABOUT PLAYING FAST AND BYPASSING BRADLEY, I WILL RUIN YOU

IF ANY OF YOU MAGGOTS THINK ABOUT SHOOTING FROM INSIDE 15 YARDS, I WILL RUIN YOU

HOORA

AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD ANY TIME A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ARE TOGETHER IN ONE PLACE IT'S CALLED A ZOO!

UNLESS IT'S A FARM

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>IF ANY OF YOU MAGGOTS THINK ABOUT SHOOTING FROM INSIDE 15 YARDS, I WILL RUIN YOU
You mean outside 3. Berhalter wants all goals to be scored on tap ins by the center forward.

funny then that his teams can never do that and rely on weird bounces in from crosses to get goals in the penalty area

>rely on weird bounces in from crosses to get goals in the penalty area
like a true MLS manager, god bless

I did the math on this a few months ago because Doyles kept saying he played like guardiola of whatever
of the 46 MLS goals the Crew scored in 2018, more goals came from goal keeper drops, fluke deflections, and weird bounces (8) than goals scored in front of the goal from direct passes (6). the Crew were mainly dependent on goals directly from crosses (11) or shots from more than 15 yards, and finished the season with a 1.24 goals per game and a negative gd

/ourguy/ Rocco Commisso will meet with Fiorentina owners tomorrow to decided if their family is ready to sell the club to him.

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>/ourguy/
"no"

*sees you in court*

worldwide, let them recognize from Long Beach to Rosecrans

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business idea: we kill altidore

ARE YOU READY
11 days until the start of the Gold Cup and that's right, it's time for the SUM-Doyle feats /LigaMX/ mafia del poder presenting the official Yea Forums Gold Cup Collage®
I'll be gathering shit from our threads and the match threads until the end of the tournament. In the event that I go to jail like last time, please finish it yourselves. I'll post the last one

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cant wait, amigo

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>In the event that I go to jail like last time

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It was shit mate, it was right after Canada got eliminated. No one finished this one

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tbf i left Yea Forums for a while and would have helped finish it, we will avenge you

there are approximately 4 OC creators in /mls/ and /ligamx/ combined

Doops getting absolutely no respect from the propaganda machine, s.mh

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...

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>Toronto buying all the shit Americans
A fucking leaf.

morning

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How are my Rowdie boys doing?

>Rowdies are first in USLC
based

>John McCarthy
>Leo Fernandes
>Antoine Hoppenot
>Kwadwo Poku
>Dom Oduro
>Adam Najem's brother
What a great meme team

>David Beckham has reportedly made "generous" offers to both Leo Messi and Luis Suarez to join Miami when their current contracts expire

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I regret to inform you that your team are a bunch of assholes this year

Even shit Americans are better than Canadians.

>page 8
>the state of /mls/

Man can't wait to be REGGAED

I'm pretty pissed that the purposefully dysfunctional USCIS fucked up Cory Burke's visa and now he can't play in MLS matches or the Gold Cup. Some real bullshit.

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Beckham hasn't done jack shit, that retard can barely put on his clothes

>letting in 2 goals
Benny is disappointed.

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it's coming home

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>Revs player scores the winner and sends France home.
Apologize

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if >we don't win Olympics, it will be embarrassing

>tfw no local NWSL gf store

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*pukes*

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>FUCK THE POLICE

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Players Tribune Business Plan:
>Help athletes by providing them a platform and writers to self publish
Players Tribune after getting rinsed through venture capital:
>Sell felt pens with hamfisted sports metaphors

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Pick one and caption it

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lmao joshy

rough idea, but it kind of works with any of the pictures

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lmao

>god dammit fernando, not this shit again

"A-League is struggling with attendance and commerical sales, it's only a matter of time before the league fol-"

>Australian second division "Championship League" set to be announced
>the FFA board is set to make a formal announcement around timelines in coming days after it's said they endorsed the second division concept over the last week.
>proponents are licking their lips at the prospect of a second-tier league under the A-League by 2021.
>With profile in mind, streaming matches on platforms such as Facebook Live and YouTube could be the way to go.

How well would a full strength, well managed Atlanta team do in Copa Libertadores? Honest question, not even memeing

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Not well. Fatlanta kind of sucks.

Reminder that this is a /brit/ meme and you’re engaging in cultural appropriation

/brit/ more like /shit/

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Attinella learning the wrong things from Steve Clark lel

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I can't remember seeing any player in MLS as hungry goals as Brian Fernandez. It's very fun to watch.

*hungry for

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mlssoccer.com/post/2019/06/04/warshaw-us-u-20s-played-gritty-against-france-and-thats-good-thing

Oh no

last year's team, with Tata still at the helm, would at least not embarass themselves
this year's edition with de Bore at the helm? they'd get blown the fuck out

>warshaw
why is this guy given a megaphone

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here ya go.

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extremely based and localpilled post

Based

>mlssoccer.com/post/2019/06/05/armchair-analyst-three-things-watch-projected-usmnt-xi

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I don't understand how this Lima meme happened. Keegan Rosenberry is definitely better than him, and even fits Berhalter's "false right back" meme position better.
Not that it matters though, I guess. They're fighting over the fourth spot on the depth chart or whatever.

he's a former pro, so he knows more than you user

final prediction:

2 shots on goal
0 goals
57% possession
1 yellow on altidore
Jamaica wins 2-nil

Will Pulisic start against Jamaica today?

No, he's not with the team yet

Why can't Altidore fuck off already?

Also bring in Adams for Shitley

unpatriotic left-wing cuck oathbreaker

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Where is he? Buying house in London already?

From: >One note: Neither Pulisic nor Tyler Adams are in camp yet. Berhalter gave them a little extra time for R&R after long and injury-plagued seasons.

lmao @ the idea that Greggg had any say in that one

If Pulisic wants some time off, he's going to get it

>Chimptidore
>Areola
>Mihailoslav
>Fagley
>Lima
50/50 possession against Jamaica and 4 shots taken the entire game, guaranteed.

I think I want to start watching soccer, and I live in Pittsburgh so the Riverhounds interest me, can someone explain the "open cup" and the USL Championship League to me?

Im gonna try and watch the Swope Park/Loudoun game tonight.

The USL is the de facto second tier in US soccer. It is split into a few tiers itself now (no movement between levels though). It is based and ELITE.

The Openc Up is the big elimination tournament in the US. It's the oldest ongoing soccer competition in the country, started in 1913. Some people consider it as the third part of the US "treble" (along with MLS cup and MLS supporters shield). It's open to any team, amateur or professional. The early rounds start with amateur and low-tier professional teams, and MLS teams enter later.

If you're in Pittsburgh, I'd definitely go to a game if you can. Their stadium is comfy as hell and the view is great.

excellent choice

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the real treble is a team's state cup, the USOC, and the Supporters Shield/League

For me, it's cumbia, rochas and cocaina.

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>the absolute state of Doyle™

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Doyleposting has reached the mainstream

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> Sargent

Based I'll watch it. Stream?

>Sargent
>Steffen
>Miazgod
>Robinson
>Yueill
>Mihailovic
Based

>Gonzalez
>Trapp
>Areola
>Roldan
>Ream
Not based

absolutely based

They are showing NASCAR right now. What channel is it on?

Mfw spanish channels televising USMNT pregame and the english speaking channels to busy showing left turn cletus getaway.

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CAM ON SARGENT SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS!

probably from all the heat he got from this blooper

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That was a waste of time tbqh

J U S T
U
S
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this is what you get when you start Euroshitters

where is Jozy?
where is Captain America?
where is Howard?
where is Besler?
where is Garza?
where is Feilhaber?

we don't have time to play nice with some fucking base brats, we need to win, and not fucking be cucked by the euroboos

Kill garber

Give me a fucking gun, I’ll do it myself

All I can do is just laugh and die inside.

*smugly blocks your path*

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and add this retard to the list of SUM shills

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lol Berhalter shitting on the players for choking, no mention of tactics, based fuck them kids

Just stop posting, Bercuckler.

>people trying to make excuses for this shit show of a friendly.

FUCK CHRISTIAN ROLDON
FUCK WIL TRAPP
FUCK OMAR GONZALEZ
AND FUCK GREGG BERHALTER

Gregg Berhalter has more NT losses than John Herdman :^)

>FUCK CHRISTIAN ROLDON
>FUCK OMAR GONZALEZ
These, plus
>FUCK TIM REAM
>FUCK PAULIE NIPPLES
>FUCK DANIEL HATEITZ

Is lossing the new cool?

>US
>5/11 MLS players in starting lineup
>10/20 MLS in the squad

>Jamaica
>7/11 MLS/USL players in starting lineup
>11/20 MLS/USL players in the squad

Makes me think

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No one can hurt your feefees if you don't care anymore lol

>not counting Steffen and Omar
seething

which is why it was a shit game that ended with a meme goal

Oh, I forgot dorondo signed Omar lol. Have those transactions taken place yet? At most one of them is officially on an MLS team, I think, so you can add 1 to the US totals.

>Trapp

Steffen hasn't played a game for a European team (and possibly never will)

Omar is an MLS """""talent""""" through and through, and is currently an MLS player

Funny enough, I was at the game and thought Lovitz actually performed pretty well. I don't know if they showed it on TV, but he even hit great shot from the midfield that curled into the goal after the final whistle blew.

You already know that Bercuckler WILL start Trappley one way or another even after this shitfest of a game. Trapp got out muscled and outplayed by literal amateurs and USL players just think about how sad that is for a moment.

Who needs silverware when you could play your kids?

so... Yea Forums is making fun of us, again.

>Doyle always defends/sucks off MLS playe-

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big name players, like Bradlel and Altishit
Trapp is an easy name to feed to the wolves

He sucked dick in Liga MX, legit didnt know why they hired him...height maybe?

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What? They've been trying very hard to paint Trapp as "the next Bradley"

someone should tweet back the results when women’s soccer teams play highschool men’s teams

yeah the mls has produced way more world class talents than europe

Honestly, Zardes of all people may actually have been pretty helpful in this game. His pace and work rate could well have helped us shithouse a win, his movement would probably have given the wingers a little more room to work with, and he's one of our more physically strong players.

>the mls
Hello tourist

>want tickets for sac vs SJ
>republic tickets are $38
>I can go on stubhub right now and find tickets for 12-13 bucks +tax
>"no opposing gear or colors are allowed in this section

this is fucking horseshit, theyre not even going to fill up the stadium anyway

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>trying the find logic in an insane system

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xhe's right you know

>playing on the road
>laughs in St Louisan

Predictions on the five who get the boot tomorrow? I'm thinking - Yueill (can't play anyway), Mihailovic, Gyau, Lletget (injured), CCV

Trapp

watch out or you'll get beat up by those fearsome Quakes ultras

they might even throw their $16 "steam beer" at you

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CCV should be in the team, he's better than Ream at this point

Ream doesn't even have experience or locker room status or anything, totally bizarre inclusion

28 caps isn't exactly "doesn't even have experience", but whatever
he's mostly here because he plays left back, where our depth is shit, and he also plays center back, and versatility is rarely a bad thing

Oops. There need to be 7 cuts to fit Adams and Pulisic in when they get back. - Lewis, Lovitz too, then.

more than five
28 players in the JAM selection don't include McKennie, Adams, or Pulisic

lol nevermind didn't refresh

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>because he plays left back
does he though?
he definitely stands on the left side, I will agree

"play" is a pretty strong verb for what Tim Ream "does"

Sac R user gets rolled by Karens in da Open Cup.

I was talking about predictions, not necessarily who I think should be cut. For instance, I would probably favor bringing Lewis over Roldan (haven't been impressed by him at all outside of one or two skill moves) at this point. As well as CCV over Gonzalez.

occasional reminder that Wondolowski, CJ Sapong, and Aguadelo have more goals than Altidore, Morris, and Zardes

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Gonzo should never see the NT again after own-goaling in the qualifiers
dude has never looked good in a US shirt

oh yeah CCV probably won't make it, bizarrely
Arriola has never played a good game but will
watch as Milhalovic and Boyd both say goodbye while Jozy and Morris carry on

it's always hard to say who to pick as an armchair, but the gulf between what seems a reasonable pick and what a coach actual selects has never been greater.

>implying thats a difficult feat to achieve

Lewis is fucking trash, there's a reason why nycfc cut him loose. Consider him irrelevant like Acosta now.

>lewis
Why? I watched this pacemutt do nothing other than try to run with the ball and lose it constantly when watching an NYCFC game. He's a meme

Every Generation Has A Legend.
Every Journey Has A First Step.
Every Saga Has A Beginning.

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LOONS

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Boyd is making the gold cup roster. He wouldn't have filed the one time switch otherwise. Which is pretty good considering he's better than guys like Morris and Areola

Just have Adams, McKennie and Holmes in the midfield. It's not rocket science.

LOONS

>perf

IMAGINE THE SWEET MINT SMELL

>perf

I dunno Kevin
I've yet to see a women's game that I would call well-played soccer

> the American Guardiola

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Why is everyone still trying to make Cristian Roldan a thing? He was never and is never going to be good.

I got 5/7 right. Not too bad.

has the USMNT passed me by? I don't recognize like 4 of those names, and don't know the face of 9 of them. is this the best "we" have got? the future is going to be so bleak

this. who the fuck are these guys?

Why keep Sargent home from the u-20s and not have him play the gold cup?

Gold cup roster is always a bunch of MLS shitters with some no-name yuros thrown in.

That's the only thing that confused me about this roster. I get leaving Amon off; he showed some talent last night, but he also showed that he lacks the maturity to do much with it. Needs more time to develop, the same as Mihailovic.

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>mlssoccer.com/post/2019/06/05/inter-miami-submit-final-freedom-park-stadium-plans-city-officials
soon?

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Reminder:

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*fails to score a single goal all tournament*

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He's averaging a goal or an assist every 100 minutes in MLS over his pro career. Not bad for a 22 year old in his third season.

pulisic is going to die carrying these shitters just out of the group

>Gonzalez the 2nd highest rated player.
Did this retard even watch the game

THE NICK LIMA ROLE

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>m-muh average
He's played like 500 minutes tops

the American Guardiola

a little over 1000, actually

Keeg > Lima

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>"We have set up the roster where there’s two players in every position,” Berhalter said. Sargent would have been a third striker behind Jozy Altidore and Gyasi Zardes.
>Berhalter, instead, needed a winger after Sebastian Lletget was ruled out due to a hamstring injury. The head coach, speaking with reporters Thursday, said he saw Lletget as not only a backup attacking midfielder but also depth out wide. If Lletget were fit, he likely would have taken Duane Holmes’ place; he also would have rendered Lewis or Jordan Morris unnecessary, and allowed Berhalter to include Sargent.
>“When he got injured,” Berhalter said of Lletget, “it kind of put a wrench in the plans a little bit. And we didn’t feel we could afford to carry three strikers on the roster anymore.”

HERES A SOLUTION TO THIS RIDDLE

DROP JORDAN MORRIS WHO HASN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR TWO YEARS

He thinks Morris is a winger (he's shit no matter where he's plays, so who cares), so that wouldn't have solved the issue of not having wing depth.

Lima is trash, but in his defense, Jamaica is probably a harder opponent than last year's Minnesota

We have 5 CB's. Why not just cut Gonzalez who's fucking shit and now there's a spot for Sargent.

Seriously how does Gonzalez even make the team? He was the shittiest CB behind Miazga, CCV. Zimmerman and Long.

I was lenient with Gregg at the beginning. But now he's being Arena-tier retarded

Not sure if anyone noticed but people were audibly booing the US at the game lol

Half of Jamaica's team was like USL guys.

Coaching Idea: take your best 23 players and then organize a system that can use them most effectively rather than leaving your best youth talent doing nothing so that Jordan Morris can puff and huff up and down the field in an idealized system you dreamed up after reading the first three chapters of Inverting the Pyramid

after Stu Holden kept saying that it isn't Gregggs fault or that the MLS All Stars who kept missing their passes were just the B Team, and as the boos grew louder with each missed pass, even John Strong had to tell Stu to shut the fuck up

>MLS All Stars
The team was mostly non-MLS. And the MLS players they did pick are definitely not all stars, and not even the best American MLS players.

>At 12:47 PM local time today, Fiorentina posted a press release on the team’s website confirming that the Reggio-Calabria-born New Jersey cable magnate had completed his takeover of the club from Diego and Andrea Della Valle.
>"Eh woahz, glads to be here, feelin pretty goodz abouts myself, can't wait to sue every c**ksucker in this pisshole league, we gots big plans, that's alls it gotta say abouts that" he said at the opening press conference.

*scores hat trick vs Guyana*
*hamstring explodes again*
*out of the gold cup*

>this retard wanted to play Lletget of all players out wide
He really is up his own ass. Lletget aint even good and hes atrocious anywhere not in the center.

>and not even the best American MLS players.
They're literally all the same shit, who are you trying to kid? Trapp for Canouse? Same shit. Roldan for Acosta? Same shit. Rosenberry for Lima? Same shit. They're just bad players. There is hardly any truly "elite" American in MLS.

>altidore
>scoring

i feel strongly about that too. these guys are literally interchangeable and they are trying TOO hard to find diamonds in the rough when everyone is just mediocre. when you had (somewhat) non-entities like zusi and bedoya at least they were of a higher level and rather serviceable.

>bedoya
>high level

He's arguably the best #8 in MLS

>in MLS

Couldnt think of a lower bar if I tried

>pg 7

at least we aren't england :3

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SOON

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>letting the thread die to bong incompetence

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pity bump

Lewis is legit decent and better than faggots like Arriola. The reason he wasn't playing at NYCFC is because they're retarded. Now he's playing and scoring.

sportsday.dallasnews.com/soccer/soccer/2019/06/06/fc-dallas-curious-case-mfk-vykov

Based and corruptionpilled

Why is reyes a full kit wanker?

that seems like a big deal

SARGENT OR RIOT

Participating in Eastern European money laundering schemes is as American as apple pie and Donald Trump.

*plays him out of position*

Shut up, garber

lel

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It's impossible to field a team without niggers or spics with this roster, even if you include the Slavs. Fuck Berhalter.

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>It's impossible to field a team without niggers or spics with this roster
Oh no, how will pol ever recover?

womp womp

Who is usmntonly?

you're mom

just some fan account
EPB thirsty as fuck

so close yet still trying to find some tactical reason instead of realizing the harsh truth

Zardes sells, he's good for marketing, it doesn't matter if he's shit. Thats why Arena had him too. Altidore sells. Morris sells. All three polling high for MLS All Star team. That's why they are in, even if they aren't good enough.

CJ Sapong or Sargent or whoever can score goals til their dick falls off, until he publishers more Instagram stories he won't be on the team

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Nobody is going to suddenly get interested in watching MLS because Morris is warming the bench, which he likely will be unless rotation is needed.
Zardes actually has more career goals than Sapong, so I'm not sure what your point is with that.

...

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LGTSS
>Cincy

Remember when they got points the first few games and everyone thought they were going to be good? lel

>mfw Cincy fans want out because they're getting booty-blasted

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They literally lost to the red bulls C team in the USL playoffs

>a draw against an Atlanta squad that's a shell of their former selves without Tata
>a win over Portland, who started the year on an insane road trip
>a win over New England, who haven't been actually good in years

and then since that Revs game, a grand total of 4 points
anyone who was paying actual attention knew their start was at least a semi-fluke, and could/would not be sustained

and since their previous game (vs Nashville) ended with a PK shootout, for all their "CRUSHED THIS LEAGUE" bluster, Cincy never actually won a playoff game while they were in USL

>yeah 1993 was one hell of a year for me, great times, I won the Hermann Trophy, I was on top of the world
>yesh yesh that es good
>what were you up to?
>well I had just won an Olympic Gold medal and was well on my way to my fourth La Liga trophy

Arena didn't really use Zardes that much. He got most of his NT caps under Klinsmann

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butt

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

fuck off with that fart fetish shit

*toots in your face*
wat do?

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*brapps at you*

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Is Sum gang a real thing?

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pink eye

damn, wish I had this back in 2012, I could have used it to propel myself to mod on r/mls

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I miss the Village People logo, tbdesu

based and ELITEpilled

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Nice. This kid looked legit in the open cup. I'm happy for him that he's getting a chance.

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RBII has been really really good the past few years. The same guys that are currently winning all the games this year in the 1st team.

This MLS vs Euro debate has turned into Democrats vs Republicans, utter nonsense. No one is actually interested in making things better , just advancing their agenda. But I do think that MLS starters are better options than literally who U-20 Bundesliga reserve team Bigsoccer superstars.

*carries your entire team*

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It does get ridiculous at times, like people getting outraged over the exclusion of Jonathan "Only Dribbles" Amon and Erik "Struggles to Start for the Worst Team in the Netherlands" Palmer-Brown. I can't wrap my head around the exclusion of Sargent, though. Pulisic, Boyd, Holmes, Arriola, Lewis, Roldan, and even Zardes can all play as wingers, so why was Morris needed so badly? I don't even hate Morris like some people, but it just seems pointless unless Berhalter's planning to use some formation we haven't seen yet.

Ismail Elfath is reffing Italy-Mali in the U-20 wc and he's basically taking a shit directly on the field right now

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>This MLS vs Euro debate has turned into Democrats vs Republicans,
that's a pretty stupid take
>I do think that MLS starters are better options than literally who U-20 Bundesliga reserve team Bigsoccer superstars.
lol of course
by your own analogy you are a shit-for-brains Centrist who wonders why we all can't just get along

*saves the ninja turtles*

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lmao

>Worst Korea

I hope he becomes elite and a regular for the USMNT. Good luck trying to pander to the left when you have Trump's kid as the future

>Trump's kid as the future

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lololololol

>But I do think that MLS starters are better options than literally who U-20 Bundesliga reserve team Bigsoccer superstars.
That's a stretch but most "euroboos" are angry that the likes of Fabian, Chandler (who is still getting game time at Frankfurt after his injuries) and Morales did not deserve to be ignored for the likes of Lovitz, Lima and Roldan/Trapp/Bradley.

kek, please happen. this would be the ultimate tendie dropping at every usa vs mexico match

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yes, it's always been a thing. Idk why it's so surprising that a corporation that handles mls, national team and mexican national team tv rights somehow goes as far as to force those three to intermingle closely for financial gain. Mls owners literally profit from national team games btw.

Chandler got years and years to show himself under Klinsy, and never did anything of value
He can stay the fuck away from the NT

Have you seen the clip of him playing? He's literally the next Michael Bradley.

His best season at Frankfurt came after Klinsmann left. I'd rather him as a backup than Nick fucking Lima who is a train wreck for Quacks.

Johnson: Unofficially retired. Berhalter met with him a while ago and left the door open, but he just doesn't want to come back. Would be a great asset, though.
Chandler: Douche who doesn't even want to play for us and wasn't good when he did play. The guy has straight up rejected call-ups in the past.
Morales: Have you actually watched him? He's not particularly good, and Klinnsmann dropped him in 2015 for Corona.

Johnson's probably sick of shuttling from one position to another without settling in anywhere

>Have you actually watched him? He's not particularly good
He's far better than the likes of Trapp and Roldan. You haven't watched him at all play for Dusseldorf this season when he was consistently starting for them up until April. Trapp and Roldan got manhandled by Jamaican weed farmers, Morales would not have let that happened.

I have watched him play for Dusseldorf. He's not as good of a passer as Bradley and Trapp and not as tough as McKennie and Adams. I could see bringing him along over Roldan, but it's not as if Roldan is an integral part of the squad; he's the backup for a player who never gets tired.
I agree that Trapp really should not have been playing against Jamaica. His main strength is releasing the wingers with good long balls, but he doesn't have anywhere near enough physicality to go up against teams like that.

>He's not as good of a passer as Bradley and Trapp
And? He's good at everything else like actually protecting the backline, aerial duels and fighting for the ball. In an ideal world, it would be Adams as the DM but with Adams (stupidly) as RB, it wouldn't have hurt at all to actually have someone like Morales come in. And Trapp's passing is useless when half the time he's losing and turning over the ball in the middle of the field and exposing the backline over and over again. Again, there was no reason to have Roldan or Trapp in this team over Morales especially given what we've seen of the former two against Jamaica of all teams.

My point is that there's no compelling reason to bring Morales. He doesn't have the passing of Trapp and Bradley or the physical toughness of McKennie and Adams, and he's equal at best to Bradley physically. The only person who he beats on all fronts is Roldan, but that's such a minor role that I don't think it's anything to be outraged over.
The thing that people don't understand about playing Adams at RB is that it actually gives him more freedom than playing as a DM because he can run all over the field fucking people up, which has an additional effect of giving Trapp more time on the ball to pick his passes and disguise his weaknesses. Of course, as Berhalter has said, this only works against teams where we can expect to hold most of the possession. Personally, pic-related would be my general-purpose lineup.

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How does /mls/ like my cat?

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To back up my point about Adams, compare Ream and Adam's heat maps against Ecuador, which was a game where we were able to play with an inverted RB because we could expect a lot of possession.
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Terrible lineup. No pace from the fullbacks plus they're error prone and there is no way in hell Trappley wont start given Gregg's retarded bias for wanting a shit wannabe regista at the back. Holmes is not a CAM, he's a right sided midfielder and a workhorse, he's not good at distribution.

like this cute butt more ;)

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I was under the impression that Holmes could play there, but just swap him and Pulisic. Doesn't really change what I was going for
The only alternatives for LB and RB are Lovitz and Arriola, respectively. They're both faster, but Ream and Lima are the starters regardless for every lineup unless we play Adams at RB or a back 3.

very cute cat user

>If Altidore goes down (which is likely since he's made of glass and has goften hurt in almost every tournament he's played in) the only back up striker is Zardes.

Forgot to mention, I saw a guy on the subway wearing an El Salvador football shirt. That was kind of cool

Fuck off Doyle and stop fucking your cat

>muh passing
This is a stupid argument to make. There is more to a midfielder than just passing - if we were to disregard Morales for his passing alone then McKennie would also fall into that distinction so why the double standards? It's a fact that Trapp and Roldan are so fucking shit that they cannot handle the press of a single Jamaican USL player like Kevon Lambert. Do you actually think that every team we face in the Gold cup will just play their reserves, sit back and let Trapp pretend to be the American Pirlo that Berhalter has wet dreams about? If Jamaica wasn't afraid to press us, what makes you think Trinidad and Tobago and Panama won't?
>muh Adams at RB
This just reinforces what I was talking about earlier. Adams is not a natural RB, when he cuts inside as an inverted fullback, he leaves a shit ton of unguarded space. He got away with it against Ecuador because he makes up for it with his energy and pressing and Ecuador played their reserves and benchwarmers but he's not a good fullback - and that isn't his fault because his best games for club and country have always been as a center midfielder hanging out back. Adams at RB will not work when your midfield will be overran just like what happened against Jamaica. McKennie will help a bit but even he can't do everything and cover for Trappley's uselessness.

You're completely ignoring what I said in favor of shitting on players that I'm not even praising that much.
>if we were to disregard Morales for his passing alone then McKennie would also fall into that distinction so why the double standards
I said that McKennie has more physical toughness, and he and Morales have roughly the same passing ability. Thus, McKennie > Morales. My point, as I've stated numerous times, is that Morales doesn't fill any particular niche like the other midfielders. He's basically in the same situation as Canouse.
>Do you actually think that every team we face in the Gold cup will just play their reserves, sit back and let Trapp pretend to be the American Pirlo
Some teams will let us do that. For the vast majority of games, though, Bradley or Adams will be the superior pick, and I anticipate that Bradley will play far more often than Trapp as a result.

>muh Adams at RB
It's only going to be used against shit teams, if at all. Against teams with a shitty offense that like to bunker, what's basically a back 3 of Ream, Miazga, and Long with support from Adams and McKennie is perfectly stable.
I'm not a huge proponent of the system as you can see by the lineup I posted, but I think the reasoning behind it is fairly sound.

fucking lmao

>page 9 bump

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no u

Godammit
if Sargent wasnt going to the Gold Cup he should have been with the u-20 so we could build some hype for the youth and he could get decent game time while hes away from bremen

why the fuck are we sabotaging our best youth

garber.jpg

I fucking hate Garber
has done everything in his power to keep the national team shit
wish the cancer had taken him

Play our kids, Gregg

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>My point, as I've stated numerous times, is that Morales doesn't fill any particular niche like the other midfielders
You know what niche he fills in? The "Doesnt get bullied by Jamaican Bob Marley" niche which you can't say about Trapp and Roldan.

You mean the same niche that Bradley would fill? I've already said that Trapp shouldn't have been on the field.

When will NER get their own fucking stadium?

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mayeb once they get some fans

lolno

>You mean the same niche that Bradley would fill?

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>resv
>getting a SSS
Cute

when Bob Kraft stops getting his dick sucked long enough to remember he also has a soccer team

is it time to panic yet

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>page 9
You guys suck

>Durkin
why

Who tf rates Durkin?

Aaaaaaaand we suck again

You know, for a moment I feared of what Weah could have become. A PSG player, loaned and playing with Celtic at 18 years old. Already playing with the Ninja Turtles. I thought he + Pulisic would have been a nightmare
But today, I'll be glad if you can use it every game for the next 20 years

Weah is legit. Tab screwed up the midfield today. Pomykal was decent, but Durkin and Mendez were useless.

the season begins in June desu

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did anyone see that

twitter.com/BigDSoccer/status/1137455489544019968

hello darkness my old friend

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Oh wow

the season begins in July desu

Remember to dispose of all your trash on this """""Rivalry""""" Night.

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oh god

D O O P

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BUY
OUR
KIDS

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Ahem, we'll be taking the next 10 CCL, thank you very much.

Dunno if that was supposed to be a cross or a shot, but a hell of a goal from Atuahene

You're watching the Women's World Cup, right?

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>Texas goalkeeping

That was the SJ keeper

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Based Tim Weah

>doop

Doop more like POOP.

It's always only a matter of time before I have to break this out again.

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The Union need to replace Ray Gaddis yesterday. I love the guy, but he is nowhere near good enough.

D O O P Monteirooooooo
Skillsinho is too good for this league (but only for 30 minutes at a time)

SKILLSINHO DOES IT AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
D O O P
O
O
P

Armas out

>pink
>cow
>New Jersey

bad night for the rookie, bulls defense shit as usual

Looks like Bedoya could have just torn his ACL because of the shitty Talen field. That's fucked up.

Save of the week from Robles just prevented an Ilsinho hat trick

GET FUCKING DOOP'D ON, NEW JERSEY

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DOOP chads on the house tonight
Jew Yorkers gonna have a bad time

this league SUCKS

Based DOOP cucking the pink cows

Now we establish Lisa as our bottom

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i think Phang is a little out of control
he's terrorizing whatever the.... the name of that little region of the country is

Better watch out, bud

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Is Conor Casey elite?

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So what did he mean by this?

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>this kills the red bull

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>we want the Yea Forums audience

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that's pretty good actually, although Colorado weren't the worst team in the West talent wise so it's probably a question why they weren't working before

i think he said it was for his second kid or something

>mon visage quand les célibataires bouillonnent

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morning

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Morning, leaf

Based and acceptance-pilled

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highly doubtful claim on that one
hope that bald bigot gets cancelled for ignoring women athletes

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>Roldan
Please stop this, please

Lads

Stream for the US game for my cellphone

i cant fucking believe >we have now lost like 4 games directly because of connor lade and sean nealis

Let me know, too, bros.
Venezuela finna bootyfuck these twinks.

Check reddit (unironically)

Except I know you definitely can believe it

>losing to starving Venezuelans
Has Berhalter been exposed?

I thought that reddit website was taken down.

Different subs pop up now and then. There's one up now, /r/redditsoccercity

Savarino is elite. Yangel Herrera too.

They had the formation wrong, here's what it actually is.

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i love to say i told you so

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bit rude bro, NYRB only lost by one goal

>my little soiccer

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I hate this organization so much

Why cant we just impeach berhalter
Garber
Altidore

Someone

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Tim Ream and Aaron Long and Omar Gonzalez

jogging peacefully around a field

the sun sets on their long journey

they accomplished nothing, a pointless march through time

yet the sun rises again just as it should be setting, a giant bright beaming face spreading over the horizon

Gregggg is here to keep them marching, jogging so slowly, so pointlessly along the fields

thank you Greggg

Barstool people are absolutely the dumbest people

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well it is smart for them to have a "glorified practice" getting the shit kicked out of them since it will be happening for a while into the future

Based JT

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Hopefully this ends the ninja turtle discussion in the general

Fat fucking chance, Gold Cup starts in a week. I don't know if they'll revive /oro/ but people will talk about it here either way

The major league soccer soccer propaganda division is starting to turn on Berhalter...

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Is it at all possible that Gregg could get fired if the US doesn't do well in the Gold Cup? (I feel like anything less than a semi-final finish is an absolute failure)

This has the US's problem since what 2010?
4 coaches couldn't solve it

I pray and hope so.

>USMNT team still sucks
>USWNT is still irrelevant
>Atlanta United is fourth in the East

Will things ever get better?

If the US doesn't get out of their group I can fully well see it

Soiboy

>>USWNT is still irrelevant
That's a good thing, incel.

Not that it mattered at all, but was the first Venezuela goal offside? It looked it to me.

>Implying I'm an incel because I don't like the fact that our only good international team is completely pointless in its very existence

Huh?

>fatlanta

So, was anything collage worth it on this game?

Its hard to say “well, we didnt play our best players” WHEN WE NEVER FUCKING START THEM

I miss Goaland, not gonna lie

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seething
we are gonna talk about WWC too try n stop us

lol
he got appointed by his brother for the express purpose of ensuring he is on board with SUM plans
they won't change course

and if things get really bad, like missing the WC again, the board won't face any problems because they will just blame it on Earnie and fire them both

>seething
not me dude, I love talking about national teams

Yea Forums is making fun of us again

Redpillme on the Canadian Premiere League

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For me, it's the (((Halifax Wanderers)))

Meant to make Canada not embarrass themselves in 2026. Right now it's sub-USL quality

That's me.

it needs more MLS teams to move on over

It'd be kind of cool if the Whitecaps just gave up on MLS and moved to CanPL. MLS would need to sell the franchise though, right?

Makes sense. It'd be neat if we didn't suck complete ass in the World Cup.

PFC babey

I hope I'm not jinxing anything by saying this, but >our current team is the best team we've had in years, and they could do well in the Gold Cup, hopefully get to a semi-final

Reminder that USSF took a whole year off to jerk themselves off until they finally decided to hire the brother of an exec. And I'm expected to give a fuck about the ninja turtles after that farce?

>I'm expected to give a fuck about the ninja turtles
no?
you just should support our gals

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Who’s with me!

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I do both tho

eh, cavs could probably be mid-high tier USL, Y9 could probably btfo TFC II in USL league 1

Just a quick reminder that the Union (aka the Good Guys of MLS) are elite and there is nothing you can do about it.

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I'm not a soiboy, I have too much self respect to sit there and pretend that amateur level play with a bunch of uggo butch looking lesbos is fun to watch.

>piss poor soccer isnt fun to watch

then why do you watch MLS?

Because it's somewhat acceptable right now. Not good, but not terribly bad either.

>amateur level play with a bunch of uggo butch looking lesbos
show some respect: that's MLS All Star Jordan Morris

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looking back, did we ever actually have a threatening attack?

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morning

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bump...

Why is this thread so dead

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Despite the shitshow that was yesterday, was anyone else impressed by Zimmerman and Lima? Zimmerman completed some ambitious forward passes and made several important clearances, and Lima was good defensively and created a lot of chances with his crosses. Even while playing as an inverted RB, none of Venezuela's dangerous attacks came down his side and all of their goals came down the left.

Zimmerman is legit, he should have a spot as a back up for the A team. Lima is decent but not great. I think there are several better options at full back.

Look alive lads, /our gals/ play soon

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E tu, brutus?

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Literally how do you stop them

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le 1/3 season break
Zimmerman had a lot of potential, I don't think I've seen anyone doubt him
Lima obviously is not first choice, but a fine bench player

It's fucking Aaron Long and Trapp who got absolutely exposed. Long defenders are saying he is recovering from injuries but he's not played a good game. And Trapp didn't even hustle yesterday, which is the very least you could expect of a kid who gets the captains armband.

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What exactly do people see in Long?
He always looks lit standard MLS defender fodder

nah, they're trash and should not be called up to face any other team other than Guyana or St. Kitts.

>no mls league matches for the next 2 weeks
why even live?

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Literally how do you stop this man???

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USL and open cup

>altidore
>7

>no amateur or usl div 2 teams left in the openc up
Why even live?

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Root for /our guys/

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when and where?
>tfw lack of footie
man I hate this summer break

There still is Orange County

Lots of games tomorrow, good luck finding streams though

>supporting Little saigon FC

Isn't that like the worst place in the country though?

hmm sure why not, absolutely no consequences for retarded decisions

:) yep it sucks, all SoCal sucks too
please do not move here thanks

I mean, I'm sure it's pleasant and all, but I was under the impression the people in OC suck.

>twitter.com/MattDoyle76/status/1138161357931589634
How would this team do at the Gold Cup?

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rich people suck and their unearned wealth should be democratized, yes that is true and I agree

>less non-pk goals than Chris Wondolowski
>the same number as Krisztian Nemeth and Johnny Russell
Do people really rate this fraud?

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lose, because Matt Doyle knows absolutely nothing about how soccer is played since he wanted to be a pro-baseballer growing up before developing brittle bone disease and getting mad and socially isolated as his brother was more successful than him, before deciding to become a New York writer but also failing at that and then getting a job doing press releases at MLS 10 years ago at which point he started watching soccer

>over 500

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legend

daily reminder that brad guzan once wore a microphone and did commentary while playing a match

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new but it'll probably die after the NBA finals

Based
>Pomykal
>Sargent
>Weah
>Canouse

Not based
>Cannon
>CCV
>Frei
>Amon
>Robinson
Literally Who
>Hollingshead