Watch any sporting event in Europe or with a European crowd

no

>American sports crowd
>giant screen telling crowd when to shout DE-FENSE!
>*boom boom clap*
>*does the wave around the arena*

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youtube.com/watch?v=YsorGbKwNlA

I mean he's not wrong have you seen the crowds at the MLS?
Bunch of freaks

>imagine being this stupid AND off-topic

Y I K E S

I’d agree except American “”””cheering”””” consists of fat addled mouthbreathers monotonously chanting let’s go team name let’s go, clapping their hands like a demented seal when the screen or capo tells them to or mindlessly chanting usa like the brainwashed zombies of the military-industrial complex they are.

>watch any sporting event in America
>sit through national anthem, star spangled banner, and the pledge of allegiance before anything happens
>mass shooting breaks out, 100s dead
>everyone begins clapping for some reason
>this shooting brought to you by Budweiser

>go to soccer match
>fans of rival teams cant even sit near eachother because they sperg too hard
>everything is on fire
>riots
>cant even finish the game theres so much bedlam

Yurop is literally worse than africa

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Since ive moved to the US ive been to a few football (soccer) stadiums, nothing seems that weird from what ive seen so far, the away side is basically non existant and most people are very relaxed compared to London football obviously and there are ALOT more children. I havent seen too much lgbt shit though

DE-FENCE *clap clap* DE-FENCE *clap clap* DE-FENCE *clap clap*
*opposition player drops the ball*
*slight pause*
TEAM NAME *clap clap* TEAM NAME *clap clap* TEAM NAME *clap clap*
*player drops the ball*
DE-FENCE *clap clap*

Repeat until the next forced commercial break.

Soul
Soulless

t. african in europe

I have never seen this happen at football (soccer) stadiums in the states and I have lived here for 3 years

Thanks for your input, Juan.

you forgot the mass shooting break

>watch american team
>the crowd goes doopin' mental and doesnt even give a curd

that's probably because he's talking about handegg genius

bball uses the de fence chant iirc

I've NEVER seen weird shit at an MLS game.
You're fixating on a few /pol/ photos from isolated games.

>Soul
only a [class position is obvious] Brit would think of that as "Soul"
degeneracy =/= soul

why are americans incapable of handling light banter?

>American advertising event
>just the crowd reciting Queens back catalog

you just don't get it. and nobody sings seven nation army a million times, you probably watched the world cup and saw a bunch of idiots that don't watch the sport do it in the beginning of a match. not representative of the game. now call me a CHI since you don't have any other input

>watch a "soccer" match in America
>they give you a pamphlet with the things you're supposed to chant

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It's actually 'crud'. Did you not read the lyric sheet the capo was handing out?!

>an american telling europeans about their ""atmosphere"
>DUUUUUUUUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
the real football atmosphere is in south america
accept NO substitutes

but that's soul, though. I will get shit for this but I wish I was born in the hooligan era, sickly enough. I feel shame that I like premier league football sometimes because I can never love my new york jets or yankees as much as people from england love their teams. I'm all about sports and our culture is nil imo. college football comes close, though but that's gay

it's only krauts that do this

this
don't forget DE-FENSE

Sporting Atmosphere Power Rankings

>South America
>Europe
>Africa
>Oceania
>North America
>Antarctica
>Asia

I reckon this is because you don't have leagues or a real system of promotion or relegation, you must never really feel the need to encourage anyone

>100 at stadium every match
>atmosphere

fucking exactly. and if money doesn't come in a team's way, they just up and die or leave, fuck relegation etc. this is my local team btw, it's not mls at all but who cares at this point.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochester_Rhinos

team is essentially dead because muh stadium n shit. annoying, and they're under 50 years old

no I forgot to tip him last time and wouldnät give me one

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HOW CAN THE CAPO AFFORD BEER IF YOU DON'T TIP HIM 40% OF YOUR TICKET PRICE?!!

That's it! I'm requesting you be banned from r/YankeeUltras

I know then I tried to help him out by starting a chant and it just made it WORSE

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>Watch movie in America
>Audience claps at the end

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>He can't take the banter that your banter has been overdone

>go to American restaurant
>get arrested for only tipping 15%
>cops find out you were drinking a beer with your meal at the age of 20
>get sent to for-profit prison

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Umm that's NOT your job? Sit down and await instruction you madman.

you'd actually gets 20 years in the pen for pulling off that bullshit

>watching yuropoor sports

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What? I've never heard anyone sing that song... It sometimes gets played in stadiums, but not as often as original club songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=bsWdGiofN_M