/hoc/ — Stanley Cup Final - WAKE ME UP INSIDE Edition

That other thread looks really gay

NOT this thread tyvm

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Shall

the
real
thread
over
here

Literally who cares. This series is shit.

What ever happened to kippers

shant

Shan'll'nt

Fuck that gay thread

it posts in apehoop threads now

it posts in boxing threads now

kek

>halak to get cup before price
lol

Anybody watching 90 day fiance

Sometimes we live in a just world

Odds Binny shits the bed in game 4?

I got 2-1

lole

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No, I’m straight

lol

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Fag.

>Tampa Gay up 3-0 after the 1st period in Game 1
>hahaha fuck you /hoc/ this is are year hahaha publix hahaha xDD
>gets swept

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where the fuck did kuraly come from though?

For me, it's Patrick Burgerman.

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thats a good ol quebec lad right there

>Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal and St Louis seethe over this guy
success breeds jealousy i guess

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>split /hoc/ threads again
retards

I wish Greece was in this thread

how are my rapties doing :)))))))))))))))))))))))

Horrible thread

>trips in both threads
Back to ******* it is for me

My rapti wapties :)))))))

Quick /hoc/ tell me which two teams have never won a playoff series in the salary cap era?

But everybody in Reddit is a trip fag

panthers and LAFFS

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its been more than two

Arizona

dumb babu the yotes have won two playoff series in 2012

was last night's game 3 the dagger for the blues like it was for the nuckies?

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no. they can move on

No. One of the places I go to not discuss hockey. I don't really like hockey

Quebec and hartford

The Winnipeg JUSTS

actual /hoc/ thread

thanks for the bump

>kippers thread
No thanks you dumb faggot

cringe

just this stole this meme from the other thread epic troll style

enjoy lads

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retardretard
retard

Is Kyle Dubas retarded? He CAVED to kneelander like a bitch

Do you think we have what it takes to keep this thread going

i was told there would be slags in here

It's only me you and another canadian posting rn. We could sage the other thread

Here you are chum

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When willy scores 50 goals next season I’ll be wiping your tears with my cock first

i'm going to abandon this thread now it has gotten very boring what with all the not posting and stuff

shall

So looking back now.... what was the biggest screw job by the refs this year?

Considering my knights should be playing the Bruins right now, I say that was a terrible rig job.
(And way too obvious)

The league feels more like the wwe now.
Everything is scripted by the refs.

God i hate his fucking face

Fuck the laffs
Fuck montreal
Fuck st louis
Go Broons.

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Knights call was only bad because they shit the bed so badly they gave up FOUR goals and lost the fucking series kek

this is a very good image

>93

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Who is she cheering for lads? Bruins?

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Fuck your mother

this thread : had sex
the other 'thread' : still hasn't had sex

LOVE finland
LOVE czech'ems
LIKE usa
HATE sweden

>barack obama at raps game
the state of apehoop

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grim

Ayo fuck sweden

That motherfucker is scared to show his face in my hood

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raptors up 12, 5 left in the 2nd, and they're getting refballed hard

Like this comment if you're on #teamlaila !

the Chad real thread vs the virgin deleted thread

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>jannies

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based janny

that's why that """sport""" is unwatchable. the officiating so obviously swings things in the favor of the preferred team. people hate on nhl refs but they're still unironically the best of the big 4 sports

Why would they delete the thread with more replies

Let me fuck those titties.

I eat squirrels

>american made
>stupid non-hockey op

>my thread won
based jannies

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Cause it was shit?

every faggot itt finna boutta get b&

wait

If the blues lose tomorrow can they win in Boston and spoil the home win?

>93

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Carey Fraser was a retard

tune in to find out :)

SOON

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oh no

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>relocanes

>got fucking swept after all that shit talking
>Based Grapes had the last laugh

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/hoc/ is a better place without the canesfags

said like the 4 people irrationally mad at them

what is it with white women and dogs?

not sure but they can play with my dog any day haha

For me, it's autistically playing be a gm mode and simming through dozens of seasons

Yeah, Missouri women are a good deal fatter than that

Better than your average artist

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Bruins in 5

just wish I wasn’t sick

my rapties :(

y-yah we totally showed those mods huh guys?

>only 2 hockey games left in the season
very sad

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lmao btfo faggot

Not trying to be rude bro but you need a bit more practice

I think the canes still have a shot

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pass that shit bro

sharks should be in the finals not the bloos

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thinking about user who instructed me in a technique to keep boogers out of my mustache
>quality of life astronomically improved
>thanks fren

WHY DID THE REFS FORSAKE US

>toronto
HAHAHAHA

raptors more like craptors am i right

1967

le remember when le reddit jerks were gonna le dab on the nhl le XDDDDD

This is me after realizing the Bruins are going to win in just 5 games.

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>this is what the average human will look like in 2050
>heres why thats a good thing

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Why did they keep the faggot schedule one?

Literally came here to post this lmao

I dream of the following.

The year is 20XX

It's a Toronto vs. Vancouver/Calgary/Edmonton/Winnipeg final. For the first time since 1993 a Canadian team will bring Lord Stanley's Cup home.

Games 1, 2, and 3 are massive blowouts against Toronto. Like, some of the most embarrassing loses in playoffs history.

It's now Game 4, third period with 5 minutes left. Toronto on the road. The Leafs are once again down 5 or 6 to nothing.

The chant starts in the nosebleeds of the upper bowl. At first it's hard to hear, nobody in the rink or on the broadcast can make out what they're yelling. But slowly, as more and more people pick up on what's happening it becomes clear what 18,000 people are now chanting at the top of their lungs.

SIX-TY SE-VEN
clap clap clapclapclap
SIX-TY SE-VEN
clap clap clapclapclap

based

>based and laffspilled

Whatever party can make this happen I'm voting for in October...

Cuz he's our favorite rat

I hope the raptors lose this series just for the lulz

This is me after realizing the Bruins are going to win in just 5 games, but before I shaved my beard.

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Why are you talking gibberish about Jurassic park

thank god hockey doesnt have uppity niggers dancing around on the sidelines and interacting with the players/coaches

Are indians even human?

I've been privately wondering to myself how long it will be before they ban courtside seating and what incident will finally lead to them keeping the crowd way the fuck away from the players themselves.

that sounds truly awful

*bangs on the glass like a downie*

*bangs on ur mum like a downie*

Is politely told to stop by the stadium employee stationed on the stairs

that's cuz you are a downie

do americans really?

youtu.be/A6c6eUeoa9Q

RIP Merle

Dot or feather?

They just don't make em like they used to

youtube.com/watch?v=OjiS20NqNqs&list=FL5XKVn6U2T91mzK_v7TFgeg&index=6&t=0s

dot

No.

For me, it's watching Shannon absolute, positively SEETHE for being called out on being a casual with multiple teams

my teams are buffalo and vegas, simple ass

You now remember Steve Downie

My rapties :(

youtu.be/l_RuTvO4g9A

for me, its Ottawa Senators legend Alexandre Daigle

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>blues lost
>raptors lost
feelsbadman

Who the fuck is that? Looks like Jim from The Office

a cricket player

My teams are the flames, sens, leafs, red wings, devils, avs, jackets, yotes, and blues

BASED af

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Sorry but you can't cheer for the Flames. Only cool people allowed

Which is your real team

he just wishes for them all to have a good time

What was the advice? I have a tip to stop piss draining out into yours pants after you piss

Do tell

>flames
cringe
>leafs and sens
pick one
>wings
based
>devs
based
>jacks
tedpilled
>yotes
based
>blues
hella based

You have to compress your bladder. So basically behind your balls (gooch area) is where you lightly press while you your muscles to excrete urine

This is a lifesaver if you have to wear dress pants

Using your muscles*

You do this after you're done pissing but still have that last little bit left

my team is golden knights, canes, penguins, hawks, capitals, kings

t. homo

cheering for multiple teams is reddit

Habs are my eastern team

You’re welcome lad
Reposting for posterity
I do this but it doesn’t work all the way. I also have to lift my dick up and let go, letting gravity take it down, and relax all my pelvic muscles, letting the last of the urine slide out of its own accord. I have to do this 2-3 times usually before the last drop trickles out.

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>they dont use a pee bib

Reminder that all sports are scripted freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2019/05/the-script-bostons-year-of-sports-world.html

I always just tuck it between my legs so when it drips it just runs on me instead of my pants

being a bruins fan, well vegas knights are my 2nd team. i originally picked them because i thought they would be terrible and needed a underdog to root for, but turns out i'm juts a frontrunner lol

this is why you faggots don't deserve to ever hoist the Cup

t. Smelly urine panted ameriburger

>bruins AND knights fan

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who /pisslesspants/ here?

Holy shit you niggers are literally retarded

/hoc/ is for 5/5's with one team

just took a 4 hour nap

If pissing your pants is cool then consider me Brad marchand

lmao fucking baby i literally sleep TWICE that every night

Haven’t slept in 36 hours lads

Imagine being such a cuck you like the fucking golden knights. Fuck vegas and fuck pittsburgh

glad you were here to let us know

yotes are my sunbelt team :)

0 Finn posts itt fyi

this guy has several more life experiences than us combined

was wondering why it was so shit

Something petty/small that still bothers me about how our first season ended

The pregame show was telling us a story the whole season and postseason. I want to know how that story was suppose to end (good or bad) god dammit!

It would be pretty cool if they showed a little blurb on social media that completed the story: The Fortress barely survived the siege, but as long as there is even one Knight remaining, we shall fight for our kingdom! \Cue scene of Knights rebuilding a castle and replenishing their forces for the next season\

See, that would be satisfying. Just on facebook or something.

>was wondering why it was so based
Ftfy

where are you finland

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I think everyone in Philadelphia should eat shit and die

>when you quote a post as it sends
Ffs

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>redditposting on no-hockey nights
Grim

thinking 100% of the population of binlan is black out drunk and has been for a week now

Look at how fucking happy this little stingray is.

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Why haven't they relocated yet?

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajajajajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha faggot

based
soon

Looks like he's angry

Go fuck yourself stupid Faggot

it's an angray

Hey binland look at this

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>people tossing the idea that the islanders should try and get laine
I could understand why it could work since trotz, but at the same time I hate fortnite zoomers. Doubt it happens but if it does then I’m laughing at sam

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thinking i'll get me a nice finland breakfast tomorow

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fuck off avatarfag

Fuck off nigger

Oh did I piss in your terrible /hoc/ with shitty posting by actually TALKING about the fucking sport?

>93154617
Imagine acknowledging seetheposters. Sure hope that none of you fellas do this.

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discuss

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This place is a shithole.
The sooner you learn that and learn how to move on with your life, the better.

Making fun of sam isn't only not talking about hockey, it's also rude

Unironically think NJ should relocate

just a few more first overall picks and they should be good

why would the oilers give nj any of their next first overall picks?

Fuck off you attention whore

thinking of taking a qt bengali girl i know to a hockey game in october

Lol. No

westernized Bengalis are whores keep in mind

What is bengoli some kind of physical disability?

its a type of tiger

you've got a good point leaf. she's not even fasting every day for ramadan, she's definitely a whore
kinda, it's a brand of poo

Ya. Arabs and hindus are whores

apple sauce

password123

>less than 24hrs until bruins are up 3-1

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watching black panther rn
feeling woke af

It’s Time to Wake up and Address the Homophobia in Hockey
We all need to do more.

Brian Burke's son was gay and committed suicide

Sharks should be playing for the cup

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just don't allow gays in hockey and they won't get bullied

>implying
It’s gonna be 2-2

>it's dark
>happen to walk behind girl
>the feeling of rape looms in the air even though you would never do it
>she's probably thinking at the possibility of getting raped too
wtf lads

>shitcongo fell out of the top 5
>they'll probably be in the bottom 5 again soon just like the kangz
shocking

stop and check your phone for a few minutes. that's what i do.

hlw dear bros

hello

wassup my american homies

Could you speak white?

almost time for bed, wageslaves.

I came out at 13 playing AAA, played Junior B's, 2 years of high school, and one year of college club hockey... everyone on every team knew I was gay.... No one cared, sure there was occasional F bomb, even by ME if I am being honest.

The two things that stood out to me the most were when an F bomb slipped out, there was almost an immediate apology to me even if I didn't hear it.

If a player on other team used that language, towards me or not, the boys really took exception to it.

I was 13 in 2009, so this all is relatively recent.

Honestly if I was in the NHL I wouldn't come out, not because I don't think I would be accepted. That is all the player would be known for, and added pressure would bother me. Also, I have known 2 other out players, all 3 of us are guilty of dropping the F word without even thinking, I am sure that also has to weigh on the mind of a "gay" NHL player. Image how bad it would look if an out player was caught using that word.

Just my 2 cents.

How do you know I won't just call in tomorrow?

just woke up lads

So, I'm transgender myself and there isn't like a huge hockey community in Utah by any means, but, one thing that has drawn me more and more toward hockey in the last few years is the effort to make "Hockey for everyone" and how inclusive my team's fan base has been online.

Like society at large, hockey has room to grow of course and I think some of what this article discusses will change as culture at large changes. In my experience young people are so ready to be accepting that I think future generations are likely to see rapid changes on these issues.

But, for me personally, I am happy to see the progress and happy to find myself among such wonderful fans.

Cause you ain't a bitch.
.. Or wait, are you a bitch?

on summer vacation myself.

Give the fags an inch and they will demand a mile.

don't post my password online ever again

Good morning Markus

God morgon BC

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I hope I'm wrong, but I don't think hockey is further ahead on homophobia than it is on race, and look how PK was called brash for being a rookie with attitude, how when Evander Kane was treated like garbage for his money phone, or how often hecklers at games pick on race as opposed to the million things we generally consider to be in good fun.

It wouldn't be a constant thing but I can totally respect why a guy wouldn't want to deal with it and just keep to himself

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Stop posting this garbage. /hoc/ was nice when the redditposting was gone

Well if I'm still sick tomorrow I'm not going.

You're getting downvoted because the way you're saying this is very clumsy and hits a lot of notes that get used to tell LGBT people to go back to being invisible where everyone else can safely stop giving a fuck about how often we get murdered.

I'm sure some of those things - being the poster child, having to answer questions about it all the time, being intensely scrutinized as The First Out Player and therefore a huge role model - have entered the minds of some closeted players. It may even be a factor as to why they don't come out. But I do think it's ignorant to say that coming out is "shoving it in people's faces."

You don't understand what it's like to be closeted. It means that there is an entire, huge part of our lives that is kept secret out of fear and (often) internalized shame. We can't talk about dating. We can't talk about hooking up. We can't talk about crushes. We can't talk about starting a family one day because it's so much more complicated for us than just having babies. Think about how much talk in the dressing room is about which player is fucking which girl he took home from the bar or who's in a fight with his wife or what the kids did at school that week. The closeted player has to either make up lies about nonexistent women he totally hooked up with, or not say anything at all and possibly have scrutiny turned on him about why he's never hooking up. God forbid your teammates decide it's their mission in life to get you laid.

I'm lucky - I'm bisexual, and I'm married to a partner of the opposite sex. That effectively makes me entirely invisible. There's no need for me to come out ever. It doesn't effect my life in any way. But it does mean that people think I'm "safe" to say homophobic shit to, because I'm "straight" and I'll laugh with them about it right? Imagine having this guy who's your teammate, who you respect to hell and back, who's also trying to get you to laugh while he's making homophobic jokes about players on the other team

Could you sit there and stay silent while your friend unknowingly insults everything you are?

The reason why we talk so much about hockey culture and homophobia and why there are no out players is not because we're trying to force someone to come out or because we want the media drama. It's because we're trying to figure out why our people (my people) are either driven out of the sport young, or still feel too unsafe to come out even when at the supposedly "very tolerant" higher levels of the sport. To my knowledge there has been one out men's hockey player ever, and it was a kid from Penn State who decided not to go pro. Now, maybe he just didn't have the skill to hack it in the NHL, or maybe there's another reason. Yes, it's super unfortunate how the media turns every coming out into a huge circus and can't just leave people alone to live their truth, but we aren't there yet. People are still actually getting murdered for being gay or trans, or being bullied into committing suicide. We are still on the very cutting edge of LGBT acceptance, and that's why a lot of us feel like it's important to keep being visible and keep being hungry for out role models for our LGBT kids to look up to and say, "Hey, they're like me, if they can make it so can I."

We're not trying to force any closeted player into coming out. People come out (or not) at their own pace, and forcing someone out would be wrong. We just want to know why nobody feels safe coming out, or why nobody feels safe being out in Junior, and what we can do to help make that better, so that one day some of these athletes that are lying about this huge portion of their lives can bring their husbands to games and introduce them to their teammates without worrying about getting smacked down into the minors for daring to be a "distraction" (as a best case scenario).

OK I'm done now. I promise

>biscum
Opinion fucking discarded

>call in
>game 4
>want beer
>ah what the heck
>go to liquor store
>grab a case
>walk up to register
>your boss is secretly working the cash register at the liquor store as a side job
how fucked are you?

usually don't mind r3dditposting but that was fucking awful, not even funny

...

What the fuck is your problem,. user?

can’t imagine my dad actually working a register let alone interacting with local drunks

As someone who used to be against gay marriage and had a major positive shift in perspective after quitting drugs and alcohol full time. I'm so glad that I got educated and let my brain fully develope from an edgy and ignorant teen to an actual decent human being. I feel like a lot of people that are still against it are projecting their anger and frustrations out on the wrong things from their own life struggles. Building up resentment on something that isnt even their business. Anytime anyone asks me about it nowadays I always answer with "as long as its not harming me physically or mentally, then it isnt my business."

please stop

gays don't even bother me. and as much as the media makes it want to seem like there's trannies everywhere i rarely see them too

Will Erik Karlsson ever be the same player as before or has injuries stolen a lot of his speed and explosiveness?
Why has Nashville turned on Subban?
As a result of the WHC is Kakko going 1st?

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I’ve never even met a transgender irl

no
he's black
no

he already had injury for his ankle, and now he's all sorts of fucked again. he's injury prone unless proven otherwise, but some team will be dumb enough to sign him until he's 37

subban is overrated shit, is also known for having a terrible personality which is why he wasn't getting along with the hasb lockerroom and was traded away

i doubt it, international tourneys are meme tourneys

i have. it's disturbing and surreal how people act like it's normal. i need to leave the fucking west coast

my friends dad is trans. funny thing is that she unironically loves hockey, can build a house, a car, hunts, the whole 9.

when i was younger i worked overnight and there was a tranny that always came in to buy shit. like not even close to passing. other people there would always say shit and i felt bad so i was always nice to him because he was clearly fucked up a lot of the time.

absolutely disgusting

for reals? i've seen drag queens at night, but i rarely some dude seriously trying to be a girl

no joke. she's jacked even. would probably heem everyone itt desu

I predict he'll be fine. Gotta realize he had a few nightmare years there. His literal baby died and he got majorly injured twice. Not to mention Ottawa is just a depressing shithole that crushes your soul and grinds you down everyday.

Look how happy Mark Stone is kek. He needs time to recover and some team out there will be happy to sign him

yeah i've seen dudes that are like 6'3 trying to be drag queens, so when they put on heels they're like 6'6 and it's honestly terrifying

>she

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*her/she

how much is boeser worth? i wouldn't say anything beyond 6.5, but gay ass kneelander and marner are going to set the market for wingers

>can build a house, car, hunts
That's because she was a man lmao

the first time i met her it was honestly terrifying. you get used to it although my buddy seems resentful still. feels like he was jewed out of a father i reckon
yeah no shit.

>close to 6'6
Does this terrify you?

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Getting worried about Finland.

honestly minus the chin pubes this is pretty much what it looks like.

that's basically what they look like, 'cept with more make up. if you catch them walking around at midnight you get spooked, but they're harmless

black panther is not very good
If I had to pinpoint the problem I would probably say too many blacks

He's not so bad. Would be very attractive if not for the nose desu

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this really buff dude who was pretending to be a woman bought something from my store, i had no idea if it was polite to ask them if they'd like help out with the box or not

>Devils
Good lad
>Blues
I take that back

>do you ever reddit post/space on an anonymous imageboard
Of course not, to even suggest such a thing is quite shocking

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she didn't have a box

headache rn lads pray for me

Karlsson's wife's stillbirth is all you ever had to know about Erik's leadership qualities

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too soon

Can't believe the madman said that on live TV and refused to apologize

>they are now attempting to revive the baby
>emergency doctors into the corner
>nurses up the boards
>INTO THE SLOT
>OHHHHHHHHH
>BUT IT WOULD NOT GOOOOO

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He just can't get over the hump

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dubs and karlsson goes to the >rags

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Anyone else remember when Pierre stopped a slapshot going 100mph down the boards and held it there in suspended animation with his mindpower? crazy

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This looks silly.

Keep posting Pierre that guy fuckin cracks me up

i'd fuck that silly

watching blue ruin lads

The only time I've met a tranny was this delusional hooker who used to hang around at the same block the local skate park was on when I was a teen. They stopped after they got their ass kicked because they tried to flirt with one of the guys there and he didn't like that a faggot was coming onto him.

It was a little funny desu.

Based super rat star /ourguy/ marchand

my favourite pierre moment:

>preseason
>exhibition game in Finland
>Jets vs Panthers
>alright game so far
>Pierre out of nowhere
>Shea Weber played for the Kelowna Rockets

It just had nothing to do with the fucking game at all. I just started laughing. Weber doesn't even play for either team, and never did in the past either

kek he just can't help himself can he?

think someone just got heemed outside

Pierre McGuire inside the glass

based incel

look how scared everyonr is. they have no idea what's going on

My team is vgk, dickgirls and 'nucks
>Fug edmongolia sandoilers

we have the same teams, how weird

>100 word essay due tomorrow
i'm fucked

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that DARE essay can be tough I know

Are we ready to talk about racism and hockey yet?

Last week, I made a controversial post stating that although we have made leaps and bounds, racism is still a real problem in the NHL. It is currently black history month and instead of overlooking skin color, there are still incidents in the NHL.

google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/02/18/blackhawks-fans-kicked-out-over-racist-taunts-toward-player/amp/

As evidenced by the outburst by some Chicago fans yesterday, there IS still racism in person, not just social media. Are they most likely bad eggs? Yes. But, it doesn’t change the fact that the hockey culture is attractive to racist individuals. Hockey is the LEAST diverse sport of the major sports in the USA.

Why does this still occur? I continue to see minorities get heckled at hockey events. I still hear racist jokes occurring constantly.

Hockey IS for everyone. No matter the skin color, race, religion, or sexual orientation.

This is why I get so frustrated when people say racism does not exist, or is minute/irrelevant. It’s a big problem and turning a blind eye will only allow it to get worse. It makes me sick that it’s 2018 and a black player is still getting insulted for his skin color.

head is on fire lads

Might be my last /hoc/ post

damn, calgary fans take their team name seriously

night boss

What's thought for the day?

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Dude, that's like two paragraphs.

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How to plant my greek seed in fertile finish soil

imagine

take something ya goof.

just don't google the symptoms or you might think you have a brain tumor

if it's a migraine you gotta thin your blood.

I CAN

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Try dunking your head in water user

i had soreness in my testes for a bit and it got me worried but it's gone now. i think i was fapping too much and was straining my balls

Have sex

Shitthebedington

theres a slight twitching in my gooch. not sure what it is.

OP, as a Texan trans girl, this post was so wholesome that, even though I've never followed hockey, I'd watch it with you. Thank you for making my day. Much love.

Have sex

your gooch?

NOOOOO CAN 4CHANNEL USERS STOP TELLING ME TO HAVE SEX. I HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN A VAGINA BEFORE AAAAAAAA

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real pacific hours

Based sex haver

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

RPH

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/are pee ech/

rph lads

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I’m sorry if we ever fought pacifibros

there seems to be a rift between vegas and shorks fans lads

wonder who could be behind this post

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Time heals all wounds lad. They will forgive each other

sharks are just salty (haha get it?)
they will come around

fuck vegass

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sharks fans are okay in my book, we need bants
i especially wouldn't exclude them in /rph/
t. knights fan

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i'm not mad at vegas bros desu. had some good bants all season i must say.

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The only good shark is a dead shark

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

Is this the Jack Hughes thread

when the shorks vs vegas deathmatch happening?

>a bunch of tranny chinks vs ms13 beaners
gee I wonder why

where are all the finn flags?

thinking of having sex (with my hand) lads

exactly where they belong

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>using up your refpuck card in game 2 of the wcf
let’s be real here though, bruins would have demolished the sharks

i don't think there's a finn i couldn't heem

everyone would have demolished the shorks had it not been for refpuck

>vegas is still fuming

>sharks are still seething

rph is a time of peace you fuckwits
save it for daytime /hoc/

just the way i like it

rough?

Sharks would have destroyed both those shit teams

Lads we need to calm down. rph is no place for hostility. Sit back and enjoy some tunes on this fine evening.

youtube.com/watch?v=6OFHXmiZP38

>12-2

fuck off the other thread was better faggot

rph will not be a time of peace until the shorks get relocated

rph is just a code word for boring

remember to get a solid nights sleep

there is no rph anymore faggots.

>sharks/knights fans still going at it even though both teams were exposed
loving it

When I see a Finnish post, I ignore it. I don't even glance at the post. I do not care for what the Finn might think.

what is rph

ahem

based

blue ruin is bretty good lads

real phucking homos

rhino pussy hump
it’s the name of the punk band we’re putting together
you weren’t told about it obviously

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Shucks.
I play a mean belly!

>sharks fans are literal cucks
sounds about right

scared of the kind of weirdo i might become without hockey

SEE THIS IS WHY NO ONE TOLD YOU

Careful Shannon.

I play a mean sex

you're thinking of comfy (which is just a code word for boring desu)

rph is actually a code word for based

exactly

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I am going to sleep now, please stop posting or it will keep me up.

night

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See you in 10 minutes

goodnight fren

Sweet dreams

ok, so lets be serious here for a minute. lets say we are blues coaching staff. how should we go about winning this series? cant expose Rask/Halak more than Binnedington/Allen which is why Perron started looking like a fool at the end of game 3 attacking Rask.. Bruins d core is way too strong and Alpha... the teams are both heavy hitters but Boston has Chara and Boston has more or less openly displayed their physical dominance overall so the rest of the playoffs physical play wont work but the Bruins scoring depth goes literally all the way up and down the lineup from rookie Connor Clifton to Chara and from Kuraly and Nordstrom to the trade aqu's Coyle and Johansson to the top line and all the other players in between like Krug and Accari... if you're a Blues fan... its gotta be so hard to watch... at least now you can celebrate your one Stanley cup final win

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niteynite

goodnight sweaty

have sex

they need to goon out and injure every bruin

Kill Bennington

had sex

How did it go?

It’s over. Back to hopeless suffering for another 40 years

93156361
you really think jake allen will outplay rask? ohh no no ho hoo hoo hee hoo haa ho bing bingg wahoo

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you'd probably be the kind of weirdo who watches mls. or even worse, the cfl

it went as expected.

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UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHUGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH

thinknig about going innawoods lads

UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHUGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH
GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGHGLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH GLERGH GLERGH GLERGH GLERGH AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YEAH

>tfw you spend weeks grinding for an item and it finally drops
now i remember why i once had a gambling problem lads

UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHUGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH GLECH GLECH GLECH GLERGH GLERGH GLERGH GLERGLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH
GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGHGLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLURGH GLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH UGHGLARGH GLERGH GLERGH GLERGH GLERGH

>dropped about 800 dollars on an mmorpg i don't even play anymore
fucking hell probably the biggest regret of my life

what now?

AH YEAH FUKIN FUK ME ARSE YE REALLY DO IT NOWE

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what's this guy's story?

once upon a time

there was a boy named gary

who was afraid to hit the showers

a jew of course

I had such a rush when the hill billys got destroyed. Their posters are such faggots. Their tears were so delicious. This series has none of that.

i wish i onlly gambled away $800 m8.
luckily, i'm not a degenerate anymore.

the saddest thing is that i didn't even get anything that good, my luck was shit so i pissed away most of that cash

This is divine punishment for the blues needing refpuck to beat the sharks
>MUH handpass
>the only reason that happened is the refs ignored a blatant trip
>meanwhile the blues are free to headshot any shark players with no repercussions or penalties
I hope Chara concusses a couple bloos

based

thoughts on antti rinne, new prime minister of binlan?

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>cope in june
you gotta let it go lads.

he has a lot of loose skin in his neck

antti :DDD

>antti rinne
strong finnish name

why does it feel like 10 years means nothing now? the jump from 90's to 2000's was significant, but anything from the late 2000's to now is just the same shit. makes me feel like there will be nothing new in 2030 aside from just better phones as usual

Technology might be the reason. With the prominence of the internet cultures aren't as unique or interesting. Time seemed slower because the spread of ideas and trends were much slower then. Now an average guy in Los Angeles probably dresses and acts the exact same as an average guy in Halifax Nova Scotia. A blessing and a curse.

WE ARE YOUNG

i think about this too sometimes.
>muh technology grows at an exponential rate

you grew up

just wait till stadia comes out.

the singularity is a meme, bro. we're at a cultural dead end, there's no way to realistically advance anymore. no flying cars, no teleportation, it's everything we have now but more efficient

What about self check outs tho

you are only looking at computers and cellphones. self driving cars have advanced quite a bit in the past decade. there are robots that can perform surgeries nowadays.

Early 2000s: Easton
Late 2000s: Nike bauer
Early 2010s: Bauer
Late 2010s: custom

wassat

watching deliverance now lads

BRO

/hoc/ backpacking trip when

talk to me once nanomachines are a regular occurrence

Why does he look dead inside?

never had sex

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Hella based user

Based

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Can i join

>00:00:00
Impressive

tech does grow exponentially still
the problem is a 16c/32t cpu does nothing to improve your shitposting experience

thinking bout hockey

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He's lucky he didn't get pulled in boston

How are things in Finland right now

Commies took the lead in the parliament

But didn't you guys fight the commies

I fully expect the beginnings of a colony on Mars within the next 50 years

still wont get you laid

thinking bout finland

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>wongs

just woke up
go bruins

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whats that black man doing on the ice

Probably going to try and rape and/or rob it

Going to bed lads

Kaapo is better skater and has higher ceiling

Yeah I’m thinking torts is based

need that toronto gf....

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need that american gf

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thread has taken a very grim turn

For me it’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy by Kanye West

good thing its almost over

Just like Ted’s life

dont you have better things to do than fantasize about an strangers death?

Not a fantasy just the reality of his lifestyle

hughes is a bust lads.

this

he will make the perfect >rag then

new

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