RED SOX V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

is this from dairy witch

any1 watching

>nunez dh

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Future Diary

>ESPN yeah im thinkin...

softball is so cringe. the entire infield with go over and high five the pitcher in the middle of an inning just to celebrate a strikeout or the bench will clear and they will all wait at home after a home run in the bottom of the first. I just can't imagine MLB players or even college baseball players doing that.

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A-Rod and Jessica Mendoza definitely fuck after the game.

I enjoy the enthusiasm.

based

cringe

sorry im late lads, i was cooking dinner
also

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lol

>ESPN

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is the new

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QUEEN OF THE THREAD

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>every pitch sounds like a fucking cannon
what did they mean by this

Do New Yorkers really find these things attractive? Jesus.

hit jackie bradley for the fuck of it, CC. It's your last season after all

oops nvm, thought he was playing tonight. find and beat him up anyways CC

>STANKEES

omfg

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anyone see that

anyone notice every game so far this series the red sox have lead by 1 before blowing the game?

No.

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Yankee fans find this attractive? lol

I fucking hate JD with every bone of my body

>29-29 and possibly below .500 with no injuries
>20 games over with half the deal in the cementary

Literally kek

LMAO @ Price pitching in The Stadium

sorry i forgot game was on what's thepoint of living

That's why there has been almost no shit talking in this thread after that homerun

Dad said he wouldn't rape me today. Fuck yes.

shuckin clams ain't shit you fucking mook. you know anything about legistics? can you read shipping manifests? ever move giant fucking legos filled with millions of dollars of stuff in it? dont think so.

only thing that keeps me going is looking forward to baseball every night

Stream link? Me and my wife cut the cord recently, been living on reddit streams but can't find a good one

actually it's easy to watch nice girls and they always throw pitches quickly and the girls swing at everything game moves along really good

>gary sanchez has his own last name tattooed on his arm
based and red pilled

bilasport.net is always my go to

don't post any x's no matter what xander does nice today i got banned for it yesterdday three days but not ban evading i wnet and begged on hands and knees and weeped for repeal with tears in my eyes

Bruins tonight.... I'll check the score later on this one

most retarded notion to ever have been notioned

>Gary Sanchez is so retarded he had to tattoo his own name on his arm to remember it

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'perfect game' price imo

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>caring about canadian ice soccer
lmao bluepilled new englanders

I got banned yesterday but I am ban evading because
FUCK jannies
FUCK hiro
And
FUCK niggers

do something DEVERS

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I fucking hate Price too, mainly because red sox fans don't appreciate how good he is

>fatfael fatvers

How to get into baseball? What are the basic rules?

t. Baselet

Hit ball far.

that was fucking terrifying. i hate our infield.

looool fat steroid boy belly flop LOOK AT HIS LITERALLY RED FACE AFTER RUNNING TEN FEET AND DIVIN AHAHAHAH

I looked at devers fangraphs page. All his peripherals indicate he's headed for major regression. His power numbers before this year have been, quite simply, nonexistent

look at eye test instead very promising

ahahaha fat boy steroid idiot huffing and puffing can't remember the baseball just hit it at that loser every single time

Only player that has been caught for roids today was your no 1 farm player which is fucking sad imagine having to take steroids to compete with amateurs

Ass quez with the single

>9 innings, top and bottom. away team bats the top, home team bats the bottom.
>each half inning has three outs, you can strike out after 3 strikes at bat, get beat to the base by the ball or get tagged out
>score runs to win

lol nice fielding jk

more like the new york fatties

and this is why cc needs to retire. love ya big guy but that was a disgusting display. and you oly last 5 innings a start

Imagine making fun of a hall of famer like CC

CC's effort is more than I expected there desu. he just announced he would probably need to get his knee replaced today.

first off minor league players aren't amateurs idiot get a dictionary second off chavis did steroids so what at least he prays every day third off maybe the fat boy over there wasn't caught but i know from one single eye test he's doing fourth off your weird obsession with chavis watch him just hit a single you're owned fifth off

>implying this man got this head without massive amounts of hgh/steroids

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NUNEZ DH STRATEGY GENIOUS oh wait he's a retard baserunner

why is your catcher batting 6? retard fill out the card wrong?

Lol nice basrunning

>starting a fat alcoholic
lmao i hope he gets in an accident tonight driving home from the game

why is nunez so bad

vazquez is hitting like .400 he's ted williams jr

why travis up? pedroia needs to be activated

>sam travis
literally who?

because our catcher can actually hit and catch unlike that shit bag Sanchez

dfa a new player every single time pedroia pretends and lies he's ready to come back can't wait until the whole damn team is gone

in your opinion is a post like this worth three days ban in my opinion no but let's ask red face steroid fatty voite too

>G.G. Fatassia

loooool

Imagine thinking any catcher in the mlb is on Sanchez's level let alone that red headed gremlin manlet

i like baseball

sanchez looks like he scratches his ass then puts his tooth at the scrunge under his finger nails

>Yankee brainlets are so retarded they can't understand advanced statistics
Gary Sanchez is objectively an inferior player.

keuchel when?

Nunez over Holt again????

bee delay lmaooo

but he's been shit for the red sox

His ops is higher than anyone on the red Sox LOL imagine being a worse batter than a catcher

>1.8 WAR
>0.9 WAR
literally objectively wrong

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>this is the biggest start of david price's career as a red sox
a rod is a brain dead preening moron

>not understanding the big brain of arod

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perfect game for price tonight imo we're watching history as it happens

>6'2" versus 5'9"
lmao why are all the red sox manlets

>baseball reference
you're literally retarded

what if intead of showing commercials they showed more baseball

>5x the amount of war in the same career playing time
OH NO NO NO

if kershaw was just average in the world series you would have lost. he sucked the momentum right out of the series twice

>no middle name
lol what a faggot

actually i thnk red sox really dominated only lost one game and in that one it literally took like 18 innings or something not a close series at all by any measure

>proved wrong
>bring up something irrelevant to distract from own retardation
like clockwork

Mookie is awful this year, stop sucking his cock Gay-Rod

>arod: "he's looking for a shot in the arm"
well alex im sure you know where to find that lmao

>Yankee fans are seriously this stupid
lmao just drown yourself after work at the docks tonight

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beintendi just isn't good vs. Lefties. Dude is fucking awful

loooooooooooooool

incredible post

if they had seager healthy it wouldn't be close

you said that Vazquez is a better player than sanchez based on advanced stats. you are objectively wrong.
>brings up something irrelevant again
how do you guys share a thread with this retard?

why's mookie look so sad

Are you literally blind? That is sorted by WAR

he wishes he was bowling

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i hope price dies on the mound!

what the FUCK??

>-2.7 def
OH NO NO NO but Yankeefags here said Gary was good this year defensively how can this be happening

because his team won’t win another world series until 2104

orioles lost again

i think he's sad because of very sorry response to humanitarian situation in puerto rico

>using biased fangraphs
red sox fans vote for drumpf i bet

looool struck out too fast for them to do this dumb segment on his shoes

shut the fuck up you stupid mook he is good this year

mom made tendies

fat woman with headset looks like she smelled fart

>brings up something irrelevant again
how do you guys share a thread with this retard?

kys

mom steamed clams and we had grilled rib and corn on cob i started splashing the butter all over the table as a joke and she had to clean it up

*SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP*
customizable sneakers now what has the game come to now

ok sorry i know the 'shoe culture' is really important to your kind of person

Lol

>wanting to play in huge nigger boots
Why

price gonna pitch the greatest perfect game of all time

i cannot wait for us to get rid of clint frazier. he is such a faggot with his nigger shoes.

this is actually a really good post

perfect game literally in progress the beautiful game a real life high light reel happening now before your eyes

please stay on topic this thread and show is about shoes

switching to nba now, this semen slurping sport is not for me

I’d like a softball gf but I’m not going to pretend I want to watch softball

Red Sox are bad because Cora did not go to White House trump curse is real

yes so i've heard lots of things in germany are making such switches these days

>modern German
>preferring to watch apehoop
lmao adds up

POSTING ONLY ONE SINGLE X IN CELEBRATION AND NOT GETTING BANNED FOR THIS POST

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BAZINGA

FUCK YEAH! Now 200% better then previous performances!

ok dont post xs

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important reminder PLEASE don't post x's you will get a fully three day ban for ANY x's new policy

How obliterated is CC going to get in the clubhouse after a start like this?

>DEEVERS
wtf

Well, fellow yankees bros...

What the FUCK went wrong?

kind of insensitive isn't it to do a budweiser ad behind home plate right where he has to look at it the whole game

>that simulation
haha what was that at coors field or something

please stay on topic and note the letter between w and y is NOT allowed on this chinese web cartoon site

If CC gets a loss tonight I will shove my CC Sabathia Jedi Bobblehead up my ass

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>cookie zone
xD i missed her. way better than eck

what if they played on the moon and every single fly ball flew out into space forever

Is that how you got AIDS

the yankees are still essentially winning boston still has nunez running.

>old man CC "no knees, bad heart" Sabathia pitching
thats about it mate. we can still come back. and even if we don't then we're still 8.5 games ahead of these bozos.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

sithlord fan has posted

well, it is pride month.

And they still won the series

>this cope
lol

the world series? oh :(

that would be weird

uh i havent done it yet
jesus christ fucking red sox fans cant understand advanced stats

could have been strike three imo

FIELDING EXPERT

>imagine being okay with your team losing once while they're in 1st place and have taken 4 out of 4 games off their division rival this year
yeah such cope

Smart yankees avoiding a walk there!

someone say something nice about devers throw

>Haha youre team is potentially going to lose 1 out of 5(five) games vs the red cux this season cope more Haha this is a win for us red cux fans Haha
Literally anything any red Sox fan posts is a cope as Long as the Yankees are in first place

>5 straight balls to DJ
who did you guys pay off

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idiot home run doesn't count because baseball's JOKE drug testing system

You dont want to live in the past with Yankees fans you cuck

>youre team
>yankeefags are unable to understand advanced baseball statistics or grammar
lmfao you're seething hard right now. why don't you shove your toys up your ass to calm down a bit?

>strong
>STRONG
>hitter

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

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>Red Sox think they will win
Laffin

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

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Epic cope

lmao cope

>yankees finally get a hit and run
>now their posters come back
you guys are pathetic lmao

red sux choking

>GARY
>IS
>SCARY
KING OF SMALL BALL

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>red sox AND yankees cope ITT

heres the final word, brought to you by Budweiser:

The red sox are, at best, going to be 8.5 games behind.
If they do not cut into this deficit and FAST, they will be mathematically eliminated by July.
Rays arent alowing down, and outside the AL east we have NUMEROUS teams that would edge out the sox foe the wild card spot.

Budweiser - America's beer.

wtf did yankees turn centerfield cameras on or something

mate we were threatening to shove toys up our asses five minutes ago. we haven't gone anywhere

>David price starting to fall apart
LOL

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epic cope

>Price in The Stadium
OH NO NONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Stop posting my picture damn it. I try every time and it’s DUPLICATE FILE every time because of you

>tfw got to see Fenway Park and all of Boston get destroyed in Godzilla King of Monsters

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BULLSHIT lucky hit

SMALL
BALL

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>loading the bases for the guy hitting .800 with bases loaded
woops that was a mistake

i can't imagine unironically being a fan of this disgusting unshaven team. how do you root for all these ugly unkempt fucks?

easy double play right here then all these bandwagoners will go back to testing for prostate cancer

loooool

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>team is so low test they can’t grow facial hair

>bandwagoner
mate ive been a yankee fan for 200 years

what's the problem baby face? do you not have to shave to fill up paper cups at dunks? i have a real job

This ain’t a Red Sox thread, bitch. Enjoy your ban

working the docks isn't a real job, lad

>he isn’t a union man
Yikes

>all these people watching through their phone camera
sad

not the best outcome but certainly not the worst

The hair rules makes every Yankee player look the same outside of CC for obvious reasons. There just generic white guy, generic black guy, and generic Spanish guy

LOL

Friendly reminder that beards have been coopted by limp wristed onions boys and are now a sign of non masculinity

>needing facial hair to distinguish guys
I mean if you're visually challenged sure

did you just fat shame CC

Onions?

Dont you mean onions

this. a strong bare chin is now the most masculine.

based

No I’m shaming him for being an alcoholic

funny story literally everyone at office in this my first real job is unshaven and some has visible tatto and no one wears any ties

this is the best game of the series so far. thank you CC for being horrible.

imagine working at babby's first startup. my second internship in college they wouldn't let you passed the doorman to the building if you were wearing jeans.

Do you have autism?

is that where they spend every day pushed you into ice tray until all you could post was some imagine this or imagine that

ever looked at partners / management? they are all going to be shaven at any respectable firm. people who dress like shit and look like shit will get ignored for raises and promotions

Because you need to wear your janitor jumpsuit while cleaning the building

needed that from CC

please post on topic, thank you.

loooooooooool

i think dressing nice is ok but no cio interviewed me and i don't think she had to shave any beard anyways i'm thinking hard about your point it's well taken thank you go red sox

our custodians wore chinos and polos iirc

seems impractical doesnt it who pays after they get the bleach and things all over fancy ross chinos

Every Yankee poster here is cringe.

it was an office building not a cafeteria. they would come through and change the trash bags under our desks and vaccuum the floors. what would they be bleaching

cringe is good retard

someone once told me a real yankee fan should know each player's name from number alone period. if you need help via their unique facial hair or name badge on the back of their shirt then you're no real yankee fan- they also used to not allow white shoes until recently and players used to have to cover most of their tattoos up, but that's also dead. but overall I just love the rule. classiest team in all sports.

Jessica Mendoza is a fucking retard

aren't we all burgers though

lmfao the dude in the booth wants to punch Jess Mendoza in the fucking face after that fishing and hunting comment

All your belongings since you like to shove them up your ass

sorry my office has cafeteria toilets and gym locker room

looooooooool

the staff that cleaned those areas generally showed up around 7. I don't remember what they wore.

WTF were these commentators just talking about

ok david price perfect game BACK ON brief one inning diversion from perfect game is over

imagine responding to every single of your own posts with 'looool'

ice cube tray posting has posted

Imagine being this upset. Cheer up, champ.

>he doesn't mute ESPN games
nigga..

>this many offtopic posts
where is the janny

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based

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DO SOMETHING XANDER

FUCK jannies
FUCK boston
And
FUCK you nigger

>bearded yankee on far left
WHAT THE FCUK WERE WE EVEN JUST TALKING ABOUT THEN

that's literally every sox thread ever. from the op post to the "conversations". it makes no sense whatsoever

this coming from a certain yankees poster who has spendt an awful lot of time in red sox threads

it was made by ESPN, they're even more retarded than the guys in this thread

This is a good depiction of these game threads.

I fucking hate xander bogaerts. dude always looks like hes got such a stick up his ass. at least mookie looks like he doesnt want to kill himself

oh ok they're the retarded ones but you jsut made an entire converstion about a premise that wasn't even TRUE as you can see there clearly in the photo with two bearded yankees

>tfw wife and her son were out with his dad and they saw Tom Brady

I'm so jealous bros

Xander Bogaerts just got boomed.
he said
>wow
the cutter that Mo taught to Pettite that Pettite taught to CC just boomed him

haha serious THICK THICK is way funnier have you seen this funny picture of fat reporter girl maybe we will get over 70 posts tonight

what the FUCK

EPIC BASE RUNNING FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

good shit romine and CC

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he was safe though wans't he let's come back from commercial reset the clock that man was SAFE at third

CC = KING
ROMINE = ALMOST AS GOOD AS SANCHEZ
YANKEES = ELITE

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wrong

For me, it's the Yankees of New York City

well i gave it my best shot

that was a ball

bluepilled

based and red pilled

price perfect game (minus one innning) resumed WOW look at how he's pitching (except for the one inning)

that was 6 inches off the plate

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>being such a shitty pitcher you have to pitch balls and pray they get called strikes
LOL

this looks like six inches to you because of your frequent lies to unsuspecting tinder girls

he should have 4 or 5 walks already. the umps are paid off obviously.

watching this disgusting mulatto faggot pitch around gary really makes me laugh

don't really like all these talks about players being gnetlmanley to each other sending notes and wishing well for future and security makes me think of the disgusting merchant classes that have OPRESSED ME all my life

WHERE YOU FROM YOUS GUYS?!
GREAT KILLS HERE

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not bad, 7/10

Yeah judge is a better looking goblin

he is, price looks like scooby doo. judge also gets bonus points because he shaves to show off his based chin line (boston fags don't have this)

eat pancakes

hey arod I see you

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>talking about which player is better looking
No wonder you have aids you fucking fag

is that really ok

cigars are so fucking gay look he's literally sucking on a veiny penis

>cessa

Baseball is lowkey fun. The worst part is when the pitcher takes 5 minutes to throw a single pitch

let me tell you about the secret that SAVES baseball i have two words: pitch clock

>shit with the shades open
>cry when someone sees you

price would have a 50 era with a pitch clock

please watch our sport, please. these same two teams will be in london (west ham's stadium) for a series this season. try to fly out there for some live action and bring a baseball glove

he was probably too busy looking at phone to notice window uncovered not his fault just like when i hit that cat driving looking at phone not my fault

Save baseball by making each at bat three pitches only

WOAH

CC actually pitched pretty well tonight despite the score
>6 IP, 7 H, 3 ER, 0 BB, 8 K, 2 HR
Just need another run

Cringe

actually, price didn't even pitch well

pitch clock would help a bit, but really batters waste far more time than pitchers. a lot of pitchers actually like to pitch as quickly as they can, keep the game on their pace instead of the batters. But batters just step out, adjust their gloves, take a pratice swing, tap the plate a few times, then if the pitcher takes more than 5 seconds from when they finally are ready to hit, call time and repeat it all again

make the batters stay in the box and stop granting them time, would quicken the game far more than a pitch clock would

I've literally never used a phone or taken out a magazine or whatever stupid shit that people do when going to the bathroom. it's all business for me and I'm out. I don't understand this autism
I expected him to get blow the fuck out but you're right

>cessa

CC didn’t event pitch well

i didn't say price didn't pitch well. I'm just saying CC put up a quality start.

Bathrooms with windows are retarded
Under what scenario would you want that window to not be covered
Like what is even the point, especially with a another building right next door

throw strikes cessa you fucking bum. dude is fucking someone in the organization, i swear

it's a multi-million dollar apartment. he wants to shit with a giant skyline view of the city.

so is
>cessa
actually chad in disguise?

or...

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thank god George Stinebrenner is dead

CC didn't even pitch particularly well, our batting approach just fucking sucks now. So many first pitch swings then stupid takes looking. Price was not good either (to his standards) but the difference is essentially one swing by Martinez.

ahahahhahahahah FREE RUNS LOOOOOOOOOL

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CLINT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAA

fucking andujar would be better at fielding than frazier

Okay that's it. I now don't want Clint Frazier around

clint is horrendous my god

Frazier you dumbass

how are your nigger shoes treating you now faggot?
DFA this retard and start Maybin everyday jesus christ

NOW SHOW THE SEGMENT ON THAT LOSER'S SHOES AGAIN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

maybe if he had not shitty meme shoes he would've maintained focus enough to stop a rolling ball

le ebin shoes man

>muh farm

>Alex Cora putting the pressure on
Lol wut does he have telekinesis powers or something

Lol malachai fucked it up. So much for that 28th ws.

imagine thinking a ginger named clint would be good at anything

only writing HOLT once this post so no ban

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Fuck off

>muh jordans

Is that dude playing with a gold chain? If so why?

Symbolism for slavery

he was MVP (most valuable player) of the entire world last year in the same year his team (red sox) WON the WORLD championship so the commissioner office gives him special exemption to wear as much 'bling' as he wants

I miss Judge bros

Is this your first game?

because you're allowed to. I fucking hate david ortiz but google some of the shit he would wear to games. even if he was a DH

>meme shoes

>frazier
he's not from tom's river new jersey that's for sure

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAJAHHAJAHAHAHAJHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOUR FUCKING SHOES HAHAHAHA

lmao more EASY runs do another segment on the shoes LOOOOOOL

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>cessa
>frazier

I don't follow baseball that closely but i know Houston won the World series last yeat. Its pretty retarded that they play with those fat gold chains.

In years. I followed it for a bit like 4 or 5 years ago.

I hate clint frazier and im a yankee fan. i hate his dumb shoes. i hate his ginger head. i hate his fuckin stupid smirk. DFA the faggot.

>but i know Houston won the World series last yeat

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judge will never be healthy

cr7 or messi?

>but i know Houston won the World series last yeat

I don't really blame cessa

time is different in euros retards it's not 2019 there yet

>they are really gonna pay me 100 million for 1 win a season

lmfao the sad country music over the highlights of clint fucking up.

loooool

>have autistic tradition prohibiting players from growing hair on their face
>let some zoomer faggot wear meme shoes
what do they mean by it

ESPN blowing yankees the fuck out lmao

the weird sex pervert that made all the rules died and now nobody really knows what to do

Based production team

it took him 27 pitches to get 3 outs

Cr7

Do baseball fans get mad because their team lost a game in early June? Like lets say the Yankees lose, will their fans get upset? The season is so long, it's hard to measure how meaningful the games are

Me reporting that one poster lol

based lindsey

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>Do baseball fans get mad because their team lost a game in early June?
started thinking about this question and things like why i get mad in traffic why i want to strangle qt when she says one boring thing now i'm crying posting this post through my literal tears

Considering its the sux and price has never won at yankee stadium, I will be furious if they don’t hit five home runs right now desu

this basically. Hal won't change the rules on facial hair because everyone will go after him for disrespecting his dad. The Steinbrenners will sell before the Yankees can wear beards.

I will be annoyed because this game was winnable until Clint Frazier ruined everything five minutes ago. but it wont ruin my night.

hey thanks linds

it depends on the situation desu, the goal is to win the actual series. almost every series is 3 or 4 games before meeting the next team. for me personally I want my team to be within shot of getting first place. I don't worry about that currently because we're in first place but as for myself I don't get too mad. it's more about critiquing the pitcher or a hitter that hasn't been good lately etc

Deep insight here

Bruh, isn't Price really good? At least he was at some point, right? These divisional teams play themselves 50 teams a season, how the fuck has he never won there?

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I'm a Yankees fan and I never want them to give up on a game, especially since last year treating every game with importance worked out so well for the Red Sox when they trampled everyone

Interdivisional matchups are always super important because division titles get you to the playoffs

ok now i feel like this is that one panoma style posting japan style poster any old f*g remembers

walk off?

That’s why I bring it up, listen to the broadcast, it is unheard of for a player to be so thoroughly owned by a single team.

who the f are you calling a tramp...

they actually play each other about 20 times a season. and there's generally 5 starting pitchers. So price pitches against the yankees maybe 4-5 times a year

frazier better fucking get on base or else i'm fucking done with this faggot

anyone got a screencap of voit on the ipad?

what is Luke watching on his ipad

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toronto gsw probably

what's with this fuckin ump

that was a fucking 4 pitch walk

mind break hentai

The fuck is this strike zone

center field sign stealing spy camera

so that was the 5th ball this at bat

pull price imo

you win this time frazier...

he'll be relieved to know you're not done with him drafting an email now to pass along the happy news

Let's say the Yankees lose a series next week against the Orioles. How mad would the average fan be?

That's something i actually dont know and im interested in: How often can the pitchers play? Like when can we expect to see Price and Sabathia start again? is once a week a good guess? Maybe once in one and a half week? Obviously the more innings they play the more rest they need, right? So maybe Sabathia will comeback first...

Also is it better to save your ace to face the other teams ace or is it stupid to think that by playing your ace against one of their shittiest pitchers you would have a "guaranteed" win? I guess by doing that then they could do the same to you, anyway

He's walking a thin fucking line right now.

>Let's say the Yankees lose a series next week against the Orioles. How mad would the average fan be?
#fireboone will be a trending hashtag

That nigga Price is losing it

hembree game over gg yankees

I would be unbelievably mad, they've won like 18 series in a row and have owned the Orioles this year

The Yankees lost a fair bit to the Orioles last year (they were responsible for around 20% of the Orioles wins in a year where they lost 110+ games) which was a big reason why they lost the division title last year so I have special animosity for them

>Let's say the Yankees lose a series next week against the Orioles. How mad would the average fan be?
I'd be livid
> How often can the pitchers play?
every 5-6 days. It's a rotation. Every team has around 5 starters that take turns in a rotation.

brett gardeners forehead

PLEASE hembree

gardy about to go yardy

>every 5-6 days
I thought they would need more rest than that. I would love to throw a pitch someday, those celebrities always look like idiots when doing so. There's no way is that hard

just go outside and throw at a tree or something

brett gardner has been at bat for over 5 minutes

i burped and farted 2wice in that time

gardner is elite at hitting foul balls

AMAZING

ONLY POSTING 11:11 ONCE SO I DON'T GET BANNED

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welp that was the best shot the yankees will get at coming back. what should I do with my night now

>imagine posting a picture of a player that got suspended for 80 games last season for taking PEDs

ok and what else happened last season

>imagine caring about last season
lmfao living in the past red sox fans

ok good you got my joke

That was a very pure baseball moment.

Nice at bat and nice play to end the inning

Frazier, I want you to watch tapes of Gardy playing that hit.

if i could go back in time i would work as hard as humanly possible to become the best baseball player of my generation and when being scouted declare interest in the yankees and settle for less money just to play for them giving them an offer they can't refuse and when i arrive i would REFUSE to shave my disgusting unkempt beard forcing them to either betray their history or lose a generational talent that will make them realize how stupid their stupid tradition is

i actually read the whole essay and ENJOYED it

watch nba finals I dunno

you would be in violation of contract. they wouldn't have a choice but to fire you.

not if its for religious reasons

you guys read any good books lately

TAKE HIM OFF!!!

happy ramadan ending

I was in target today with my GF and I picked up Tim Tebow's book to leaf through while she looked at shirts or some shit. it wasn't horrible.

I've been wanting to pickup Walden at some point

>crankees

>SHOES

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

only writing CHAVIS once

HaHaHaHaHa!!!!

S H O E S

I dont remember that

>ball going towards Clint
"uh oh" - arod
>clint proceeds to drop a ball Judge would have caught and then watches it roll past him

Was wondering what those fireworks were

Clint Frazier lost this game

>chavis
chavis
>chavis
chavis
>chavis
chavis

looooooooool

lol imagine reading through an official contract from a professional sports organization and they have an entire section devoted to "shave your beard faggot"

If judge were here he would've hit at least one dinger and prevented 3 runs

That dude is a fucking retard

Yeah man, finished Neuromancer. Pretty fun book. Nice to see where all the cyberpunk tropes come from

when I was hired I also agreed to wear business casual to the office and maintain my appearance in writing. it's a pretty standard thing.

there's a great wealth of Yankee literature I've been looking to delve into, how are the Sox in terms of books if you guys are Sox fans? I'd imagine it's also pretty good
oh yeah I've heard great things about it. I recently read a book called "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time," was pretty interesting to see what was essentially Asperger's written out on the pages

What’s happening in the crowd?

Hopefully a red sux fan was stabbed

boston fan got violent & arrested apparently

I'm a yankee fan. I read The Closer by Mariano tho. The beginning detailing his journey from Panamanian fisherman to MLB pitcher was cool, but the rest was him basically listing off games he played

The kid is a decent biography of Ted Williams

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fucking boston niggers.

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looool get owned on new yorkers

>almost a yankee stadium right field cheapie
uh that would have been a pesky pole home run you prick

I have heard that. You gonna pick up Coney's book?

>be Yankee fan
>get AIDS
lol

>violence is good
nice niggerbrain comment

Neat.

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violence is ok when its literally happening really far away from me to people i dont know basically just exists on comptuer screen

>Was it Frazier?

kek

fucking scumbag piece of shit. enjoy not getting your meth fix tonight

wtf barnes

BASED

Well game is over

PLEASE STOP COLLAPSE?

Kek nice closer red sucks

WTF PLEASE STOP COLLAPSE (posted only once)

Why Ret Sok no good bull pen?

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>be yankee fan
>can't grow a beard
>can't fight
>can't win tonight's game
>can't win last years world series
>get aids
lol

do you think coley blacc'd adler?

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>can’t wear jeans to work

>third place cope
sorry for your loss man

hehe

looooooooooooooool

looks like the rain lightened up

WHAT THE FUCK IDIOT VAZQUEZ IDIOT BARNES

What is a balk?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!

1.You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2.Do not do a balk please.

nobody knows but new york replay scamsters can PROFOUNDLY influence games with it as we just saw

what i did to your mother last night

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My thread was first

stop policing Alex Cora

lol

there is a 12% chance the yankees come back and win now

there's a 100% chance you have aids

wtf happened to tanaka

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this fucking game

That was fucking foul.

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Lol

Do Yankeefags like Mendoza in the booth because she reminds them of Waldman?

do red sox fans find posts like these funny? genuinely curious

Bruins up 2-1 in the series

These umps are blowing it

Fuck you Barnes, go shuck a clam if throwing the ball is too hard for you

Did that Mendoza post above you get ya mad?

they're in third place and need endless amounts of cope to get them back to the dopamine levels they were at 8 months ago when they ODed on heroin with the boys in roxbury after the sawx beat the dawdgers

>Kshela

I'm just glad Didi is coming back next week to put this fucking perennial minor league back in his place.

shuckin clams ain't shit you fucking mook

Pearce can't come back soon enough

mookie betts went 0-5 today

Is moreland back yet?

ok now PLEASe put in kimbrel for ninth....

>perennial minor league
>batting .338
this is objectively a bad take

wow hale should've pitched earlier

>can't catch foul balls

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heard you might trade for greene at the deadline

imagine if clint frazier was in a ditch with his fucking jawdins shoved down his throat instead of starting for the New York Yankees in right field. the Yankees could be winning right now

>139 AB
Sigh.

>can't eat like a normal person

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Do black people drink Heineken or something wtf was that commercial

i literally laughed at it

LEAVE HER ALONE

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GOOD post

>workman
Oh fuck

wtf put him back on first that's not fair

imagine if the yankees scored 100 runs the yankees could be winning right now

she's got a rack on her tho

yes very funny, we're playing what ifs.
but if Judge was there you know the score isn't 8-5 right now.

no, not really open to my red sox collapsing tonight, so let's not

a rod btfo and seethed live on air

judge was there in the alds and what happened

Home plate ump is fuckin garbo

imagine thinking the yankees won't win this game

if you cum play on a rods team your going to lern how to bunt, boy

clint frazier didn't misplay 4 balls hit to him

big head bald guy roid rage

COLLEGE SOFTBALL PLAYER VS ACTUAL MAJOR LEAGUE PLAYER WHO WINS THIS DEBATE

Get fucked megamind

i mean im a yankees fan, i can appreciate what gardy has done for the team, but he does come off as a bit of a dork. ive never seen anyone argue on balls and strikes as much as him

it's funny because big papi hated bunting and also was a cheater

>swing and miss
>chimp out on ump

gardy is the biggest autist on the team. I love him.

ok great game GOOD SAVE workman nice boy

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well gg sox

ok good game goodnight everybody what's time's game's tomorrow

gg red farts, hope you enjoy us and the rays battling it out from the dudgeon

YANKEES ABSOLUTELY SEETHING AT THE DOCKS TOMORROW MORNING DON'T FORGET YOU CAN'T WEAR YOUR JEANS OR THE BOSS WILL MAKE YOU SHUCK CLAMS ALL DAY AHAHAHAHAHAA

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hehe

If it was just that one he’d probably have made a comment and moved on, but that ump was giving away far outside pitches all night. He probably felt the need to stick up for his guys since Boone wasn’t saying shit.
Plus yeah, he likes to jaw at umps.

oh no no no no i dont wanna shuck no clams like some sorta college graduate

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good game thank you based retard frazier for all the free runs

no game tomorrow for both our teams

ok what time

what is he thinking

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is this a normal sized human?

“Damn, I miss Walker.”

>clint declined the postgame interview
yikes, what a horrible look