/HEEM/

Yeah it's really cringe, but being filthy rich makes you disconnected from reality.

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vimeo.com/336762206

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>Everyone is a can
Name a good hw or go heem yourself

BRO ASIANS WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
streamable.com/6frhd

dc, now heem yourself

>8/6/2019
are you really american?

>Not even funny when using racial humor
It's tawlf b

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Oh fer ser b Derrick Lewis was a munster of a defense. Calling out an old out of prime wwe star is goat material.

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Yes, I invented being American.

Btw, like him to love him you’ve got to admit Schaub is the most talked about and respected individual in /heem/

>Doesn't use any punchlines or setups in his comedy
based schaub changing the game

The 135 and below divisions are a joke to bh

I never said dc was the goat hw has always been a shithole wasteland. he still heems can cop and freudor though

>Fajitas

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Link got heem'd.

Schaub's comedy is on another level
Most comedians will tell a joke, but Schaub is a joke

Cowboy wins by Headkick KO

T.Ferg is hungry, but he is a chinlet who uses a barrage of mostly bullshit moves to distract his opponent hoping they can't zero in on the paper-mache mandible. Cowboy will have a slow start, but if he can handle Robbie Lawler pressure he can handle Tony Ferguson pressure.

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Vimeo is down due to the overwhelming demand for Schaub's special

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He lost to Lawler though

Damn Luke is fat. He should become a boxer.

You're the joke.

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kek

>that post

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By split decision in close fight that saw them both use the best in their arsenals. Cowboy was in trouble in the first until he got a takedown that shutdown Robbie, struck confidently at range in the third and did a pretty good job playing the matador in the third and mostly just lost that fight due to not being the one to press the action. Tony won his last fight by standing in boxing in a taekwondo kicker and breaking the dudes hand on his forehead. Shit was a war for certain parts of the match, but it was a match that Tony Ferguson's style gave him a huge advantage in.

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Brendan Schaub > Chase Gormley

Chase Gormley > Eric Pele

Eric Pele > Antonio Silva

Antonio Silva > Fedor Emelianenko

Brendan Schaub > Gabriel Gonzaga

Gabriel Gonzaga > Konstantin Erokhin

Konstantin Erokhin > Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou

Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou > Matt Hamill

Matt Hamill > Jon Jones
Brendan Schaub > Mirko Filipovic

Mirko Filipovic > Wanderlei Silva

Wanderlei Silva > Michael Bisping

Michael Bisping > Anderson Silva

Brendan Schaub > Mirko Filipovic

Mirko Filipovic > Hidehiko Yoshida

Hidehiko Yoshida > Kiyoshi Tamura

Kiyoshi Tamura > Hideo Tokoro

Hideo Tokoro > Brad Pickett

Brad Pickett > Demetrious Johnson
Brendan Schaub > Mirko Filipovic

Mirko Filipovic > Ikuhisa Minowa

Ikuhisa Minowa > Chris Lytle

Chris Lytle > Matt Serra

Matt Serra > Georges St-Pierre

I can't believe that I'm 22 years old and post on heem

I'm 23

I'm 24

im 25

I forgot my age LMAO

I’m 26, but I’ll be 27 this month.

so you lied when agreeing to be 18 or older to post here?

could you heem a male UFC fighter?

im 28 but in a month ill be 29 then 12 months later ill be 30 then 12 months after that ill be 31 then 12 months after that ill be 32

youtube.com/watch?v=w2-FtU2pZes&t=350s

Which UFC fighters could these four healthy boys potentially defeat if they ganged up on them?

If Jon Jones stood in front of me with his hands down and I got to hit him as hard as I could, he would drop like a sack of potatoes.

Do Bantamweights count as "men"? If so I'd run through that division for a joke

Do canadians count as men LMAO?

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Lukas:

Thanks for checking that for me. I got locked out of the account for "spam" for 24 hours. Created a new one, even using a new IP, still won't let me contact you.

I could dropkick KO anybody under 145.

NO

>Be Jessica Eye
>be 4-5 in the UFC
>Get title shot

Why is there still WMMA?

It was a unanimous for Robbie, but it was a close fight. I think Cowboy will have trouble keeping Tony at range due to Tony's reach. Tony can use his reach pretty effectively when he needs to, look how he neutralized RDA in their fight. Also Cowboy won't be able to shut down Tony on the ground like he did to Robbie. I think it will be a close war, but I have Tony winning. Cowboy's victory path is definitely a kick to the head and he does have a decent chance to win it, but I see it 70-30 Tony.

Let's settle this.

How old is the average /heem/er?

strawpoll.me/18099836

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How will they ever recover?

LUKAS
im going to sleep anyway ttyl
thanks again for the 50/50
pic for confirmation

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Who voted under 18?

that rakic left headkick was fucking naughty

There's no glory in heeming manlets and children

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always concealed carry, around blacks never relax

you

*wins*

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>he’s lost a fight so he’s a can

The absolute state of /heem/. Gooby was a mistake.

*pads record with literal whos*

Yup. Buncha young little pissants trying to act hard. Not surprising in the least.

Can someone please ban the underage Latvian faggot please

I didn't post Kebab

You now remember cody fan

Anyone else here watch mmadigest? Anyone know why all his videos are gone and he is not uploading news? I know he got demonetized and started spamming his patreon for a few days and only like 3 people donated. Surely he hasn't ragequit YouTube like a bitch?

He was like 15 and we bullied him into leaving. He was just a kid who liked Cody. One of /heem/‘s darkest hours

based

Shame. He was literally the only good MMA news channel on YouTube.

hope that doc sues for slander

Zabit is going to pound T-CTE's boipucci into a living death

Just seen you posts now derek wasnt paying attention to heem,
ttyl

this is a highly quality thread

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EENNUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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In Schaub's defense, he said the doc was giving him condolences for his loss, so he was almost certainly still in the shadow realm during that session.

Sage got knocked the fuck out over two weeks ago and he still has blood in his eyes and he still looks fucked. Hard sport. I have a lot of respect for the fighters. Must be hard to want to be the best in your sport when you're like a monkey in a cage. Sometimes I wish sports were regarded as academia rather than entertainment. Professional fighting takes a special kind of psyche. To fight like dogs in a cage for people's entertainment is very strange

Can't wait to squirt cummies all over my chest while watching it

who could heem him?

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Dana White

kek what the fuck

>regarded as academia
prof schaub has words for you

I LOVE BRENDAN SCHAUB

SCREAM IT AS LOUD AS YOU FUCKING CAN

What's the difference between Max Holloway and Tony Ferguson?

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Yeah for sure lemme so those reviews for my special, chink. Yeah nawl I disagree my man. Woah we geddit ya don't unnerstand cawlmitte woah we geddit man you're a hayder, we GEEEEEEEDDIT holmeboy.

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Sage got knocked down and subbed by Mickey Gall. He was never going to be good, he was just another one of Dana's memes

Tony has a ground game and can wrestle. Oh and he isn't a cutbabby.

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Max is a better boxer with a better chin
Tony is a better fighter
simple as

Tony has the unfair advantage in which his opponents know if they win it's a guaranteed murder-suicide with these three

YO FR FR YALL KRAKKKAZZZ B TRIPPIN

Max
> cutbabby, lanklet, exposed vs pea head but the best in his own division by a long shot

Tony
> madman, hasn't been given his earned title shot against Canbib or Mcnuggets

Which one of you SEETHING haters did this??? For sure stop being a cheeto-fingered bum, my guy

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Brendan Schaub is an unfunny piece of shit.

>ground game
So does Max
>can wrestle
For sure don't get mounted by Poopy Pee
>isn't a cutbabby
LOL

sorry b had to leave a positive review i need the cbd to stop my kids seejurs

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>he seems like a really nice guy so I don't want to hate on him
OH I DISAGREEEEEEE

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That has to be sped up how the FUCK does he move that fast?

I don't watch Joe Rogan and I don't watch Brendan Schaub
I think high level sports should be respected more than they are. Corporations shouldn't get involved unless for the purpose of broadcasting it. The UFC is a shambles because of it. There is no dana white in football, there is no dana white in boxing, there is no dana white in formula one or motorsports, no dana white in rugby. Sports shouldn't be made corporate

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Attention all homeless people: YOU SIMPLY DO NOT MATTURRRR
streamable.com/h4tv2

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Who won the story of the Joshua x Ruiz fight?

Believe you me, I did not have sexual relations with Michael Bisbing

skill

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>why does everyone hate brendan schaub

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Surprisingly Joshua, nobody was talking about that fat lard today at work.

>streamable.com/h4tv2
LMAO his ego is so out of control. Acting like running a pawldcast or writing terrible standup cawlmedy is the hardest thing in the world.

Fer suuure check that ego and lose my number, b.

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Why do you work on Sundays

is there a fighter that can defeat Khabeast Nurmagomedov?

Thanks for the free (You)'s coral

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I work at 7-11

got some schaub highlights buckle up
youtube.com/watch?v=zz0VG5a3f-c

>jamal was asian as shit

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just gave schaubs special a 1 star on imdb, ask me anything b

did schaub win the story?

any welter top 6

Nice. Do tou like it? Hows the pay?

CANthony JoshPOOa. I invented this btw.

Always
youtu.be/dvVVccFvghw

Oh for sure RDA is a tawlf fight for Khabib my guy

>Gets mounted and submitted by Porier
Oh fer ser Max is a beast on the ground

why does Brenden Shaub have the funniest knockouts?

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>no one in LW can beat him
>no one in FW can move up to beat him
>no one in WW can cut down and beat him

is hopeless is there anyone in other promotions with a chance?

Tony is going’s to get flatlined isn’t he?

vocaroo.com/i/s0c1jwvd4vmN

Nothing funny about CTE my guy

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all those times I said that I love you
(You lied to me) yes, I tried, yes, I tried
(You lied to me) even though you know I'd die for you
(You lied to me) yes, I cried, yes, I cried

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based coral

Yair vs Lil Heathen is the fight to make

Imagine being a Schaub hater...
Yikes...

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Will Smif ever get the respect he wants?

i think youd be surprised
youtu.be/v8XoCTfhA8o?t=4078

Tony wouldn't have lasted against Dustin.

Tony's poop smells good

he gets it from the people who matter most (heem)

Well I tried to tell you so (yes, I did)
But I guess you didn't know, as I said the story goes
Baby, now I got the flow
'Cause I knew it from the start
Baby, when you broke my heart
That I had to come again, and show you that I'm real

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You fellas are getting down with Big Brown, right?
youtube.com/watch?v=-hFUe4Tg0Cw

Hunnerd persent bee I agree but I disagree

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You just linked me to Schaub accurately predicting Gus’s retirement

my 98 year old grandfather just called me and asked how he creates an imdb account because he saw a showtime special from a cbd salesman that in his words "destroyed my will to continue living" and he wants to give it a one star rating. I told him i think it was brendan schaubs special that he watched and he said "now i know what to call my toilet from now on".

You know what else is big and brown?

look at that fucking vein in Eddie Bravo's head, it looks like he's trying to cram flat earth down Ferg's throat.

Smith shouldn't win but he does. Both Volkan and Gus should've beat him but both got so easily tapped in the 3rd.

No no no, till is the toilet, schaub is the poo that goes into the till

I think because both of them had no idea that a can like smif has a black belt

the toilet is also known as a schaub receptacle in most english speaking countries

I wish I had a webm of what Thiago did.

>yfw schaub literally made the unanimously agreed upon worst comedy special of all time

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*ends the Till meme*
*ends the Askren meme*

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Till tapped

Greg Hardy might be the most based man alive. Imagine the SEETHE when he becomes champion.

One more run at the strap brother

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I invented Schaubposting
AMA

>when he becomes champion.

He's a hyped up can. Never going to happen. Although I admit it would be funny and I don't have anything against the guy. Beating your GF is based.

Poominic gayass vs smof and vulkanoidian vs walker or rakic

Are the slobber knockers to make

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Two upsets on the way, can you guess which ones?

thawlts?

why is shcaub constantly talked about?

It's a shit-tier heem meme.

>Volkan vs Walker

Damn user you want to retire Volkan so soon?

What a munster b

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Its who he'll probably have to fight now that gayfifi heemed himself, sad but true

Imagine a Kimbo Slice backyard brawler ending the wrestling memes and getting the belt

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peaches

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Easy win for Walker. His hype train will only get derailed when he runs into a high level wrestler.

>Beating your GF is based.
People recognize the state of women, but don't think to make an actual change.

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yfw khabib pulls out, gets stripped, Conor vs Poirier 2 for the title

I thought Jan would win this one.

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Volkan ends the Walker meme and goes on a redemption arc to end the Bones meme in no time.

Poirier has a 0% chance of beating Khabib

Same, just cause he looked very good against manuwa but we now know that that was the post-vulkan manuwa era

We talmbout a buncha homeless peaches?

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>tfw Canor heems Poorier inevitably leading to Khabob vs Canor 2

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How much does experience and patience play in doing well against highly unpredictable pressure fighters though, because I would be willing to argue "A fuck load," especially given the fact that cerrone has virtually no holes in his standup game that Tony can abuse unlike RDA being a manlett and Pettis being unwilling to fight in a phone booth. The only decent game plan Tony can use to get a finish is to try to bum rush cowboy early and flush his body down the Till. Both fighters are dangerous everywhere but Cerrone has been authoritative when it comes to finishing a hurt opponent, Tony could still surprise everybody with some wild man stunts, but I don't see him reliably shutting down Cowboy anywhere in this matchup. Donald wins by KO if Tony plays it unsafe at standup, has a good chance of winning still if it goes to decision, less so If Tony takes it to the ground and starts a submission scramble. I got it 65-35 Donald.

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He has a huge chance.

he's a striker, Khabib shits on strikers

stop derailing the thread, back to the schaub special

>That footwork

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Ansaroff beats Suarez.

Cerrone beats Ferguson.

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Oh for sure just like Wonderboy would beat Pettis for sure just like Jacare would beat Hermansson just like Tyron would hunnerd persent gadoosh Usman

Didnt a goat of your sport just get wrecked by an unranked fat manlet

>mma is boxing

We talmbout footwork?

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He dropped a round to an exhausted Mcgregor. I believed him when he said he took the Barboza fight the distance on purpose until I saw it take 4 rounds for him to sub Mcgregor. Dustin Poirier is better on the ground with insane cardio. He'll force the shot out of Khabib, Khabib can't take the 3rd round off here. I think it'll be his hardest win.

Don't forget Canelo, the biggest star in boxing, is a fake champ who loses all his big fights and relies on his corrupt promoter to pay off the judges.

Ahahahahah OH NONONO … THE GOLDEN STATE cucks ARE GETTING BLOWN THE FUCKOUT!!!!

LEONARD IS LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF GOLDEN STATE AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

KAWHI SHOWING CURRY WHAT A TRUE MVP LOOKS LIKE

CURRY THE CURRYNIGGER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

DRAYMOND THE NIGGER EXPOSED!!

ITS HAPPENING BREHS

TORONTO IS LITERALLY BRINGING THE CUPHOME

ITSF UCKING HAPPENING TORONTO ISBRINGING THE STANLEY CUPHOME

DESPITE ALL ODDS, THE TORONTO RAPTORS, SEVERE UNDERDOGS, DEFY ALL ODDS, DEFY ALL REFBALL AND MANAGE TO BEAT THE GOLDEN STATE cucks

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the goldenstatecucks are

holy fucking kek

the RAPTORS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the goldenstate might be the MOST OVERRATED NBA team currently theyre just so BAD
>west coast teams
KEK

also isn it funny how there are NO goldenstatecuck fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

ENJOY MISSING THE NBA TROPHY HOISTING CELEBRATION!

THE SIX IS GOING TO SIXPEAT! I REPEAT, THE SIX IS GOING TO SIX PEAT, KAWHI IS GOINGTO SIGN FOR SIX MORE YEARS~!!

>curry is literally gargling kawhis dirreaha SHIT right now. fucking kek

I dont see any golden state cuck bandwagon fans.. thats probably because they fled the gamethread to avoid any more direaha shit being sprayed in their little bith faces

its okay, eat some burgers so feeel better ! KEK

OH NO NO NO AHAHHA THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING RICH

THE RAPTOR UNDERDOGS ARE EXPOSING THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HOLDEN STATE

NICK NURSE LITERALL FIGURED OUT GOLDEN STATE

RAPTORS IN FOUR! I REPEAT, RAPTORS INFOUR

THE SIX IS GOING TO SIXPEAT! I REPEAT, THE SIX IS GOING TO SIX PEAT, KAWHI IS GOINGTO SIGN FOR SIX MORE YEARS~!!

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Ahahahahah OH NONONO … THE GOLDEN STATE cucks ARE GETTING BLOWN THE FUCKOUT!!!!

LEONARD IS LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF GOLDEN STATE AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

KAWHI SHOWING CURRY WHAT A TRUE MVP LOOKS LIKE

CURRY THE CURRYNIGGER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

DRAYMOND THE NIGGER EXPOSED!!

ITS HAPPENING BREHS

TORONTO IS LITERALLY BRINGING THE CUPHOME

ITSF UCKING HAPPENING TORONTO ISBRINGING THE STANLEY CUPHOME

DESPITE ALL ODDS, THE TORONTO RAPTORS, SEVERE UNDERDOGS, DEFY ALL ODDS, DEFY ALL REFBALL AND MANAGE TO BEAT THE GOLDEN STATE cucks

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the goldenstatecucks are

holy fucking kek

the RAPTORS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the goldenstate might be the MOST OVERRATED NBA team currently theyre just so BAD
>west coast teams
KEK

also isn it funny how there are NO goldenstatecuck fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

ENJOY MISSING THE NBA TROPHY HOISTING CELEBRATION!

THE SIX IS GOING TO SIXPEAT! I REPEAT, THE SIX IS GOING TO SIX PEAT, KAWHI IS GOINGTO SIGN FOR SIX MORE YEARS~!!

>curry is literally gargling kawhis dirreaha SHIT right now. fucking kek

I dont see any golden state cuck bandwagon fans.. thats probably because they fled the gamethread to avoid any more direaha shit being sprayed in their little bith faces

its okay, eat some burgers so feeel better ! KEK

OH NO NO NO AHAHHA THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING RICH

THE RAPTOR UNDERDOGS ARE EXPOSING THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HOLDEN STATE

NICK NURSE LITERALL FIGURED OUT GOLDEN STATE

RAPTORS IN FOUR! I REPEAT, RAPTORS IN FOUR

THE SIX IS GOING TO SIXPEAT! I REPEAT, THE SIX IS GOING TO SIX PEAT, KAWHI IS GOING TO SIGN FOR SIX MORE YEARS~!!!

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based

Wan panch bruv that's awl it takes ta knock me owt m8

Ahahahahah OH NONONO … THE GOLDEN STATE cucks ARE GETTING BLOWN THE FUCKOUT!!!!

LEONARD IS LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF GOLDEN STATE AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

KAWHI SHOWING CURRY WHAT A TRUE MVP LOOKS LIKE

CURRY THE CURRYNIGGER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!

DRAYMOND THE NIGGER EXPOSED!!

ITS HAPPENING BREHS

TORONTO IS LITERALLY BRINGING THE CUPHOME

ITSF UCKING HAPPENING TORONTO ISBRINGING THE STANLEY CUPHOME

DESPITE ALL ODDS, THE TORONTO RAPTORS, SEVERE UNDERDOGS, DEFY ALL ODDS, DEFY ALL REFBALL AND MANAGE TO BEAT THE GOLDEN STATE cucks

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the goldenstatecucks are

holy fucking kek

the RAPTORS are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the goldenstate might be the MOST OVERRATED NBA team currently theyre just so BAD
>west coast teams
KEK

also isn it funny how there are NO goldenstatecuck fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

ENJOY MISSING THE NBA TROPHY HOISTING CELEBRATION!

THE SIX IS GOING TO SIXPEAT! I REPEAT, THE SIX IS GOING TO SIX PEAT, KAWHI IS GOINGTO SIGN FOR SIX MORE YEARS~!!

>curry is literally gargling kawhis dirreaha SHIT right now. fucking kek

I dont see any golden state cuck bandwagon fans.. thats probably because they fled the gamethread to avoid any more direaha shit being sprayed in their little bith faces

its okay, eat some burgers so feeel better ! KEK

OH NO NO NO AHAHHA THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING RICH

THE RAPTOR UNDERDOGS ARE EXPOSING THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HOLDEN STATE

NICK NURSE LITERALL FIGURED OUT GOLDEN STATE

RAPTORS IN FOUR! I REPEAT, RAPTORS INFOUR

THE SIX IS GOING TO SIXPEAT! I REPEAT, THE SIX IS GOING TO SIX PEAT, KAWHI IS GOINGTO SIGN FOR SIX MORE YEARS~!

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heem spammy

Based

Maybe Bethe Corriea if she's off her game

I will be awaiting your apology after the win

>blocks your path

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I would like to express my congratulations for Yoel Romero and wish him well in retirement

*heems you*

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I FUCKING HATE IMAGE CAPTCHAS

REMEMBER THE EASY TEXT ONES

STOP ASKING ME TO SELECT ALL STAIRS WHEN 13/15 PANELS ARE STAIRS FORCING ME TO CLICK SO MANY TIMES

I'D RATHER GET KNOCKED OUT BY FRANCIS NGANNOU

Jimi was out

Just get a CoralPass

>LE TONY FERGUSON ELBOWS

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I'M NOT PAYING TO SHITPOST

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TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

I always imagined this is what the average Schaub fanboi would look like

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This has to be fake

>le punch drunk weed smoking 209 man
trash fighter

Cosmo Alexandre would beat any UFC lightweight or welterweight

Most deleted division?

Flyweight had a mass layoff, their champ got flushed all the way to Singapore, and their current champ wants to delete the division

Bantamweight, champ Gadooshed himself, #2 is a perma crock, and #3 has deleted his chin beyond repair

Featherweight is extremely top-heavy, and the champ got exposed by peahead. He's still a league above any contender in featherweight.

Lightweight, an unholy clusterfuck at the top. Paper champ, division has been a mess since 2015

Welterweight is doing okay, snooze man won't be champ for long but there are a lot of equally boring wrestlefuckers

Middleweight is a mess, champ is like the titular character from weekend at Bernie's after his wars with Romero, Bender is going to be exposed hard. The contenders are flushed Poocare, Cockhold, Wide man, bumson, and the corpse of Anderson

LHW, making a resurgence after being a 4 man race since Jones came on the scene

HW is shallow, two man race. Ngubu or JDS won't be Champs any time soon. Contenders like Flushed Reem and Arlovski, Derrick Poois and Blaydes who has been cracked.

WMMA doesn't count

This is what a Chad looks like

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>Lightweight, an unholy clusterfuck at the top. Paper champ, division has been a mess since 2015

Nice little division you've got there. Would be a shame of someone heemed it.

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>*steps over you*

KEK

Cockhold moved to LHW my guy.

flyweights can not even fill their ranking

darren till will be middleweight champ

>snooze man won't be champ for long

I wouldn't be surprised if he has a 5+ year title reign. Who's going to beat him? Colby has a chance, but I think Usman is too big and too strong. Masvidal/Ponzi/Lawler would get cagefucked to death. Askren is 50 years old, has never beaten a legit opponent, and has the striking abilities of some random guy off the street. Woodley just got demolished.

more like shittleweight scamp am I right

Seems more likely he fights artem in bare knuckle

lmao, his one great advantage is being a giant cut baby. That goes away at MW.

>friendly brittle boned whiskey salesman
>fighting

Nick is a treasure you baby boy

masvidal wins the rematch

Anyone got the makwan amirkhani finish webm?

>the champ got exposed by peahead. He's still a league above any contender in featherweight.
volkanovski finna take that title my man

>Ngubu or JDS won't be Champs any time soon.
they both beat DC

Nobody has answered the question, which division is most deleted?

For me, it's Flyweight simply because Dana heemed it but for some reason has still kept it around.

Flyweight. No one evens knows if it's still a division.

womens 145

UFC needs soccer kicks god damn it

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could male flyweight heem the women's champ?

Garry Tonon.

That striker? Only if he could work on his takedown defense and grappling in general. He has such good footwork and striking he has a puncher's chance

I'd unirocally pick Amanda to heem CM Punk

bantamweight like seriously who gives a fuck about this division if not for tj and Cody

What's the most lesbian moment in WMMA

Asking for myself

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but what about the femoid voiced Wojak?

shut up faggot

Some literally who WMMA fighter kissing that female interviewing her.

le diarrhea man

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That was groce though, she had puked in her corner beforehand

So his barber was Asian? Uh, ok, what's the joke here? Asian people aren't good at cutting hair?

source?

Asians aren't good at giving nigger haircuts is the thault

TFATK.com

what does that stand for

Nick has the highest output in welterweight
He is one of those people who get cucked by weight classes. Too big for ww and too small mw

This is literally what people were just saying about Woodley three months ago

what is the worst nickname of (relevant) fighter?
is it "stylebender" or "gamebred"

If your mom was pregnant with Brendan schaubs son what would you do?

>He is one of those people who get cucked by weight classes. Too big for ww and too small mw
muh boi Kelvin BASEDtelum is the same :(

he is literally the perfect size for mw though

>look how he neutralized RDA in their fight
By absorbing a hundred blows to the head?

>Beating your GF is based.

She was asking for it and Hardy told her to leave. Sad Hardy was trying to be the right guy but no the media and NFL ruined him.

>he is a chinlet thats never been koed and recovers from ducking into headkicks

for sure

>but if he can handle Robbie Lawler pressure he can handle Tony Ferguson pressure.
Cowboys fighting down a weight class and Tony never takes his foot off the break, and Cowboy lost. His biggest weakness is people pressuring him and putting him on his back foot eliminating his space any rhythm by blasting him to the body and face

Imagine being this mad you missed watching the greatest heavyweight during his prime during MMA's most entertaining period. Beggin ya to seek coitus.

"""People""" who think Khabib is going to have trouble with Poorier's ground game are delusional. RDA is ten times the BJJ adept Peehead is, yet he got completely neutralized and had his 3rd degree BJJ blackbelt stuffed up his ass along with all of his competitive BJJ accolades. Peehead is a fucking groundlet compared to RDA.

Boney "rattled" Sperguson

>People""" who think Khabib is going to have trouble with Poorier's ground game
Nobody thinks this. I swear this is the only general where people just invent shit out of thin because they’re so fucking bored and want to argue something

I've seen people arguing that Poorier is going to submit Khabib since Poorier has "good BJJ" and because "Khabib is a wrestler". Same goes for Tony submitting Khabib. People still cannot comprehend the simple fact that Khabib has more submission grappling experience than both of these groundlets combined.

The
Fighter
And
The
Kid

Conor won round 1

>muh credentials
Why do you always contradict yourself Farthan? Why do you keep echoing yourself?
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92905817/#92908103
>Credentials mean jack shit in a sport where one of the GOAT wrestlers who outgrappled division 1 wrestlers never had a wrestling background.

Lads are you ever not talking about Khabib? Holy shit

>I've seen people arguing that Poorier is going to submit Khabib
No you haven’t.

I feel your pain Canada. It is gook moots tricks. They are very bad.

I would suggest getting 4chanx and forcing noscript captcha. It makes Yea Forums look different and everything, but the captchas are slightly better

Single digit IQ lardmonkey can't even comprehend that both of these posts portray placing too much value on submission grappling credentials in the same light.

Its the two same pathetic incels every thread. I’d call it an elaborate troll but it’s surpassed the point of irony.

HANDS
TOUCHING HANDS

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>RDA is ten times the BJJ adept Peehead is, yet he got completely neutralized and had his 3rd degree BJJ blackbelt stuffed up his ass along with all of his competitive BJJ accolades. Peehead is a fucking groundlet compared to RDA.

>>Credentials mean jack shit in a sport where one of the GOAT wrestlers who outgrappled division 1 wrestlers never had a wrestling background.

You have a mental illness.

this desu, I constantly would tell you guys to just leave it but you wouldn't stop.

The illness being placing too much trust into the mental faculties of an inbred muricuck.

Poocare is a 6th degree bjj black belt, he got pieced up by a Scandinavian who watched 3 YouTube videos on how to roll. Credentials don't always translate.

Boston boom boom Salmon is a "boxing champion" and got heemed stiff in seconds

No, I’d say autism, anti-social personality disorder, mental retardation, and Down’s Syndrome

That's more of a testament to how good Usman is. Also, Woodley didn't seem like he showed up to fight last time. I give him a chance in the rematch if he can get his head back in it, and I think he probably beats anyone else in the division, except possibly Colby.

WHen Khablob inevitably ends Poirier's life in the ring, who does he face next?

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Most know tgat, there’s just a mongoloid Turkroach called Farthan that literally flip flops on the idea depending on how it suits his argument

No it’s just a testament to casuals. 5+ years alone is a long time for some nobody right now to be the next big thing let alone actual existing contenders. Usman isnt a Jon Jones or an Anderson Silva

Great to see Ruiz jr take out Anthony Joshua
Fucking unreal fight, the little fat man was a master, so much better than watching khabib squeeze some cunts legs together for half an hour while he tickles the neck or some fat fuck mumbling muh balls eeez hot.
Gotta change some shit in the ufc, ground fighting is turning it into an unwatchable mansex fest and the way its promoted is wwe tier.
If this weekends card is shit Im done with PooFC

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Conor

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t. peru (daddy) (gay)

he has brittle bone syndrome and will never fight again

Wrestling is the strongest martial art
You can run from it but that doesn't change reality

>Gus lost
>By submission
>Then retired
Oh no no no wait how did this happen? I was watching the CL final which was the worst game I've ever seen, was he at least winning or did he get completely dominated?

whatever faggot
every event ends with some retarded decision (Andrade headslamming Autismo) 2 round 'submissions'...scramble scramble rear naked yay fight over

its fucking shit, Jones pops yet still fights, dudes moving up and down weight divisions cause muh fee fees know I cant win instead of knuckling down and getting better, look at last weekend. Looked like a skinhead broke into a swedish retirement home and took out old man Abe.
Absolute shit

Sorry to hear you have all that shit, but you forgot to mention your chimp-level IQ.

He was pretty shit. Gunshy and flabby, looked like he was about to turn it around after taking smiff down but he gadooshed himself and gave up once smiff got back control

Schaub is truly a despicable human

>10 whole minutes for that
oof

you have definitely have echoalia for suuure

reminder this guy unironically said tony walks around at 205

>instagram.com/marshallmaerogan/
What a faggot

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>flip flops
Don't think you even understand the meaning of this expression, let alone the meaning of my posts. Must be all that corn syrup going to your brain.

Stalling to decision doesn’t win a fight faggot

Was it anything like the Jones fight? Did he just give up as usual?

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>>RDA is ten times the BJJ adept Peehead is, yet he got completely neutralized and had his 3rd degree BJJ blackbelt stuffed up his ass along with all of his competitive BJJ accolades. Peehead is a fucking groundlet compared to RDA.

>>Credentials mean jack shit in a sport where one of the GOAT wrestlers who outgrappled division 1 wrestlers never had a wrestling background.

You have a crippling mental illness

>some nobody
He just destroyed a dominant champion to win a belt and has never lost in the UFC.

>Usman isnt a Jon Jones or an Anderson Silva

In terms of style, obviously not, but he's ran through everyone he's faced. Who's going to beat him?

I don't fucking like the guy, but if you don't rate Snoozeman you're the definition of a cazzie.

That’s almost exactly like how it ended

Boxing is a horrific fixed sport

>this guy unironically said tony walks around at 205
So I'm Tony now? Wasn't I supposed to be a Turk? You do understand that the one who actually said this is Tony himself, right, shitstain?

youtube.com/watch?v=k9Rk2z8pGYY#t=19m22s

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=845&v=YwK4L8EVK3g#t=13m48s

Guess I need to learn how to pose as a Mexican now.

Unlike you, my life is not defined by posting retardation on 4chins. I come into these threads to shit down the throat of inbred mongoloid trash like you once in a while, that's it.

The fact that you think there's a contradiction between these statements actually shows that the one with a mental illness is you. The illness being severe retardation.

Cringe analysis, can tell you haven't been following MMA longer than 4 years

and you reckon this garbage isnt?
At least the content is decent

t. 145lber

>WMMA doesn't count

Nigga you serious. WMMA division is probably the most wildcard 50/50 matches you can have.

I didn’t say Usman was a nobody. I said a 5 year+ window is an extremely long time for someone who is nobody on the regional scene to develop and become unbeatable

>In terms of style, obviously not
In no way any way. Jon and Anderson were clearly years ahead of their competition. Usman is extremely talented but there’s nothing he does that is anything extraordinary that would see him as unbeatable. He’s not a particularly talented striker and there are loads of equally if not better wrestlers, many of whom can check both boxes and a decent amount who can physically keep up. I mean this is almost verbatim what people said about Woodley

No it isn't, it's far superior, back to /box/ now

>Unlike you, my life is not defined by posting retardation on 4chins
oh for sure

>The fact that you think there's a contradiction between these statements actually shows that the one with a mental illness is you. The illness being severe retardation.
you definitely have something wrong with you lol, definitely a severely low IQ

>equally if not better wrestlers
Name one lol

>joes bitch ass dog doesnt even like sausages
probably averse to it from joe forcing it to lick his cock so often

Colby, Askren, Storley

Oh wait thats three sorry

t.over excited bjj blue belt with a boxing bag hanging in his garage

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If I wanted to hit bags id just tell your mother to spread her legs

>trying this hard
it’s ok bro i hope ramadam was good this year

Will Smith is an actor m8

Why would you do that

Cause Coral you're a firework, come on show em what you're worth, you're gonna leave em all in awe awe awe

Who is coral

>Colby
Same one who got taken down by RDA?
>Askren
Same one who got spiked on their head by Lawler?
>Storley
Don't even know who this goof is

You're clueless m8. Usman dominated Woodley and RDA.

Whittaker got dropped by a gassed 40 year old that couldn't even see out of both eyes

My /heem/ bf

sounds like your birth

Yea Forums is bullying schaub lads

SB

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Lmao it's ok Robert, you may have gotten your brains scrambled and attained permanent brain damage, but at least you "won" the decision, eh buddeh?

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SWEET TOILET TILL

GOOD TIMES NEVER HEEM'D SO GOOD

That's why a lot of people pushing for 165 and 175. 15 pound jumps are too big. The same goes for lhw
You actually right. Still his body doesn't look that big aside from his enormous chest.
>openly says he reached 205 only few times to prove that khabib is a cut baby who eat to much teramisu instead of cutting weight

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rekt bruz

>Same one who got taken down by RDA?
And RDA did nothing

>Same one who got spiked on their head by Lawler
I recall Askren raping him effortlessly afterwards

>Don't even know who this goof is
Yeah that explains a lot about you

Isn’t Usman the one that almost got choked lifeless by Maia before an inexplicable Leon Roberts interjection while Maia could barely lay a finger on Colby with his wrestling? Didn’t Usman actually get choked lifeless by Jose Caceres

>You're clueless m8. Usman dominated Woodley and RDA.
oh wow he beat two guys and these individual moments happened, youre really smart bro like who tf is logan storley xD

Is Pooel Poomerpoo gonna fight again now that he's a multi millionaire?

twitter.com/Penn_18/status/1135268255969488896?s=09

based trips

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He won't get shit unfortunately

Source?

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Tony will never fight Khabib.

Why not

I would heem the Fuck out of Bec Rawlings pussy until she is too stuffed with my kids she can't fight anymore

Because no small company has so much money. It's much easier to just declare bankruptcy

enjoy your herpes

i think she's trying to get something rolling with Gooby or some shit, been sucking his dick too much on twitter lately

Gonna be hard to sell once Poirier bounces Khabibs threehead and knockoff bleached Askren wig off the canvas in front of every chest shitting sultan in Abu Dhabi

Hardy could beat maybe 2 of the top 15 HW. He has no mma skills

Pettis' hand wasn't actually broken. Pettis quit and they through out a BS my hand hurts.

mmafighting.com/2016/12/20/14036258/anthony-pettis-avoids-surgery-after-finding-out-right-hand-not-broken

who could he beat

Tony also fought through a broken arm against michael johnson. He didn't win, but he didn't quit

one thing I see for cowboy is he's been throwing a left, straight down the center karate style. That will be super effective against Tony when tony throws a leg kick. Tony always drops his right hand when he throws that kick and its how he usually gets caught.

SHHHH HEEM SLEEPY

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referee makes clear mistake and apologizes to fighter

Khabib is no Anthony Joshus even if they’re both peaheaded muslin dorks. Poirier is no Andy Ruiz even if they’re both swarthy beady eyed chumps. But Dustin Poirier is knocking out Khabib Nurmagomedov.

peak ufc

what's next for Jimi Manuwa?

herb defended his decision on rogan, robbie was out and only came back because herb tapped on askren loosening the grip

That’s not what he said dumbfuck

I could heem Brock Lesnar

Johnny Walker

hehe

>M-MasviBUM!!!

Cant wait to pour a 20.50 combo of a beer and mustard hot dog on his stupid hobo ass in Vegas when he walks

Funkamania, bitch

>wmma

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Who is going to be Aldo's last opponent?

Hopefully he heems some canadian

McDonald’s

>Gender neutral MMA

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Canelo or GGG

probably zabit to give him the final hype push to the title after a cuestionable and boring decision

ok im thinking this is based

Don't you Canucks roll with whores? LMAO hope Canadian hotels put extra chlorine in their pools.

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just took a yuge Coral lads

t. Seth Rollins

thank god there was no major shooting incident at our lady of peace high school

How was Rizin last night, worth pirating?

youtube.com/watch?v=uaZKEDsBg3I

what is the total number of IQ points shared between these two?

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Rose Now-Imma-Puke-nas

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you can watch him literally apologizing to Robbie in the ring while Robbie is rolling his eyes. Later he says 'oh yeah robbie was totally out...' If he didn't the UFC would have to admit the refs constantly and completely ruin fights.

Best Mexican fighters

>Cejudo
>Pettis
>Tony
>Cain
>Cruz
>Conduit

Did I miss anyone? Its easy to miss out because all the so called Mexican fighters are American and talk like white people. No wonder people keep thinking Mexicans aren't big in mma.

Rose "Don't Wanna Do This" Namajunas.

Eddie Alvarez
Nate Diaz

Why aren't there any mexican WMMA fighters?

>coming onto heem to literally talk about mma fighters
how fucking boring can you be, post some schaub memes or something

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There probably is, but nobody gives a fuck

just look at those fajitas b

I like Zabit desu

you can watch him defending the decision on rogan

>If he didn't the UFC would have to admit the refs constantly and completely ruin fights.
they dont give a fuck about what they fess up or dont, they dont choose refs and dana bashes refs all the time saying they fuck up, its not some secret

RDA looks Mexican with his mustache

Have you cleaned up your diet lately?

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How would i do in MMA?
youtube.com/watch?v=9zDIANJ36hk

SAUUUUUCCCEEE REEEEEEEE!!!!

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yes bro, thank you for your concern

I'll be honest man, I'm super lonely/ borderline losing my mind. I miss the days you would keep me occupied for hours at a time trading jabs. You're still a bully, but looking back on it I miss having a purpose around here. Things aren't like they used to.

Same reason there are no good black wmma fighters.

They might be good at suprise attacking some thot on world star, but when they fight 1v1 against some professional, that's where their real lack of skills show.

Except tatiana who also speaks like a white person.

Fighters should be forced to cut their hair before entering the ring, look at how nasty that hair looks

you havent been spamming schaub at the start of every thread, do your job

I gave that up because I don't think I'm in the right state of mind to be able to handle another 3 month+ vacation.

Conor will win the rematch

They aren't really Mexican if they where born in America and live a white people lifestyle lol

do you guys think Rose actually sucks Pats dick?

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cuando yo hablo tu debes callate

Ive been busy, everything will happen in time bro, youre still very young

Thanks man, hope busy = good.

Nobody knows what you are fucking saying except for poor people just go back to English

his wife made it most likely. dumb women do this shit all the time, you'd be surprised.

good idea desu

with crown royal?

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Fedor vs Cro Cop is boring. Fedor vs Big Nog is better

This thread isn't for pro wrestling friend

i'm not even in my prime yet.

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shut the fuck up spammy

They don't though. I fucking hate homeless people and I wish we could euthanize them all.

holy shit skub just chill bro

>heems your pick

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lol

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Nothing is more of a telltale sign of homosexuality than a man who obsesses excessively over cars, tbqh

rogan needs to have a talk with this dude guy is delusional

#ieatelk

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>putting homeless people on the same level as animals
fucking kek

latimes.com/local/california/la-me-lopez-skid-row-rats-trash-20190601-story.html

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>joe rogan retweeted
lmao

Is Jon Jones unironically the GOAT?

instagram.com/p/Bxum77CFvrj/

>instagram.com/p/Bxum77CFvrj/
Joey dies from a heart attack within 5 years fer sure

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He will compete with khabib for cazzie goat status

Post your walkout songs

youtube.com/watch?v=n59EJrbsq5s

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youtube.com/watch?v=ycd6Xchkq-4

looks delicious desu

certainly better than that canned jalapeno egg sandwich bathroom emergency disgrace of a meal further down on his instagram

He's right, we should be able to say any "off limit" word we want....

Nigger.

QUEEN

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Okay guys what visualization you would like to see? Any ideas are welcome desu

what the fock are you talking about

I want to visualize my penis in Valentina

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I'm starlving b what shud i eet?

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remember when people thought jimmy was good?

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Plots like this

weight/wins

on second thought that's retarded, height/wins would be better

Corey actually self heemed
He got so mentally shook that if he gets touched he'll go out that he got tapped and his brain just switched off

In many ways, Corey beat Corey.

corey goes in depth in JRE about what happen in that fight

I dont watch Joe Rogan care to elaborate?

baste

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>crocop
>can
I'll fucking cut you m8

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Seriously no one sane wants cerrone to win
And watch him get wrestlefucked by khapee(b)
Tony is our only chance

Name a more overrated fighter than BlowJob Penn, I'll wait.

Phony Sperguson got dropped by a guy who is on the verge of being cut (Cando Cannata).

>tony beats cowboy
>has to wait for ramadumb bs and deal with khabitch/ali/dana faggotry in general
>fuck it.jpg
>no good fights, gaycheese is a stepback and nobody does those type of fights, not even tony
>nate gets tired of sitting on sidelines and gets involved
>it's a FOTY banger with Rory/Lawler amounts of blood and one jewjitsu round that makes edgybrah cry
>everybody is excited for rematch & gooby doesn't mind getting involved
>meanwhile khashit vs dustbin poorier gets akhmatFC ratings it deserves since it's what it is
>it's a woodley situation all over again
It probably only works if nate wins split decision, but here, I fixed LW division.

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>implying khabib can take Cerrone down
>implying Cerrone won't take khabib's faggot ass down all night
Son...never ever post here again

Call me whatever you want but lando isnt a joke
Good fighter imo

>tony beats cowboy
stopped reading there

that's gay

youtube.com/watch?v=rAGB9_63fY8
youtube.com/watch?v=rAGB9_63fY8
youtube.com/watch?v=rAGB9_63fY8
youtube.com/watch?v=rAGB9_63fY8
youtube.com/watch?v=rAGB9_63fY8

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! It's so fucking terrible tho xDDDDDDD

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Ate Diass has always been a can, gets exposed in every big fight.

>Bendo
>Thomson
>Rory

the list goes on

He got flushed by toilet till
Dont kid yourslf that by beating mike perry and the real estate agent he is back
Dude has done a lot for th sport and should retire before danger loses his dad in the octagon

Thanks for downvote, now just stand still before I slam your ass back to where you belong, sherdittor.

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>wins his biggest fight

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I love how blow job penn thought hr would lose weight and just unretire lol, what a fucking retard.

i chuckled bro, he's gonna be a monster. Also talking shit on the internet is gamma as fuck

your pet beaner is going to get knocked out. His strategy of using his skull as a punching bag will not work against Cowboy.

until he breaks his hands homie

Montel Jackson would destroy you

You can say whatever bullshit you want. We have all watched Cowboy crumble numerous times, Tony is going to embarrass him.

Tony "out of my ass" Ferguson

>beaner
thanks for outing yourself as a racist you dumb hillbilly

Name these fighters

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Cowboy is going to catch Ferguson in a rear naked choke and put him to sleep.

I can’t believe tony Ferguson was running around terrorizing his family because he thought there was a computer chip planted in his leg like two months ago. And now he’s fighting this Saturday.

Its just sad that he is involved at all.

Semen Spunk
Puke Cuckold
Rashad Evans

Kek
Cyborg tony is even stronger than he used to be

Mt. Flushmore

Cowboy would have let the dude stay in his wall, he's a certified bitch

If Tony loses who will take his place as heems boy

the three flushedketeers

Walker

the man in the wall

Tony

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I don't know, what happens if Dana White stops fucking busted female fighters ain't happening bitch

It doesnt even enforce its eyepoking rule, but JJ got a dumb dq for elbows and solva got an even dumber one for a ko while bothim him and the other guy were grounded.

Tony Ferguson fans are mentally insane

Guys I think if we all work together as bros we can make schaubs special the lowest rated comedy special of all time

Go do your part and leave Schaub the review he deserves

diarrhea? what is this about?

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The normie Joe Rogan youtube crowd is doing that already

the silva one wasn't in the ufc it was in BJ's family's promotion iirc

Cowboy poofs on Tony

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Calfboy zayebet Tohnee

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For me it's super blind man

How come a guy who has been beaten by the #2 p4p twice is #1 p4p? Plus the #2 p4p guy has never even lost a fight. Please explain bros.

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Black women are also built different, so they couldnt even try for the lower wmma weight classes

reminder that the number POO p4p lost to hammil

When Jones got suspended for roiding he got removed from the p4p list. DC moved up to #1 p4p and since Jones came back DC hasn't lost so he is still #1 p4p

Still unforgivably dumb

FUCK YOU NIGGA JUST GIVE ME THE SOURCE!

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Actually, that was fake news. Washington Post has an article about how Tony has no path to victory.

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wtf who is that old hag she looks like a wax model

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your maternal relative lol

You know what my favorite thing about mma news sites is? The constant boxing coverage.

absolute fridge, and goob face, but her voice and demeanor get my little pecker granite hard

Tony better be in all the OPs this week

I think most /heem/sters secretly want ugly kids

holy fuck

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i'll allow it

fuck you ansgar
I'm drunk off aquavit rn btw no joke u snow musliums make good liquor

Ufc 1 should have brought mehmet the oil wrestler to beat gracie

how do you shoot 3 man in one second,one coming from behind already loading up for your ass

>Cyborg tony
top klek

If i remember hebet on cody by dec vs dom

Man, you have zero awareness, don't you? Whittaker out fought Romero over 50 minutes, whilst having a broken hand for around 20 of those minutes, and a blown out knee for 25.

Don't change your narrative, though, that would just make you look even more stupid, right?