/indy/ - Detroit Grand Prix Race 2 Thread

Seething heathens

>Putting corporate sponsors in a prayer

>stone temple pilots lead vocalist
based Scott Weiland singing the anthem from beyond the grave

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Pretty good job honestly

I REQUEST A STREAM

I wouldn't mind Rossi winning, or perhaps Veach

its on channel 5

Why is the canadian national anthem sung in Detroit???

canada is about 5 feet away from the track

The track is like 5 feet away from the Canadian border

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It is honestly big cringe
Don't mind it when they keep it short, but I'd like to see it gone.

Huh. I never realised that Detroit is a mere hop skip and a jump from the Canadian border.

Do people commute from Toronto to Detroit for work (and vice-versa)?

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>canada
>functioning economy

good one achmed

Detroit-Toronto is probably a 4 hour drive

Windsor (across the river) is basically Canada's asshole skin.

rolling for who bins it

>Detroit-Toronto is probably a 4 hour drive

Isn't that quite a small distance by North American standards?

It's not bad, but way too long for a daily commute....

East of the Mississippi that's a long drive
West of the Mississippi that's a short drive

Like a shithole, you mean?

I didn't realise Canada even had shitholes. They always seem pretty well-off/middle class, with less of a wealth disparity between the haves and have-nots than in the US?

no for sure everybody here has 4 hour commutes you fucking inbred spaz

virginia here

4 hours is a short drive

>spazzes out
>calls someone else a spaz
wow

>Like a shithole, you mean?
No.. not the hole. The skin around the hole.

There's a difference. One is worse.

nah I think Toronto and Vancouver especially have large wealth disparity from neighborhood to neighborhood. I don't really know enough but I think Calgary and Edmonton are depressed hellholes unless you're on of the very wealthy oil people.

spaz has a different meaning there, just like faggot, faggot

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I don't believe you but I'm sure you've got an autistic paragraph ready anyway.

The rain really fucked with the race yesterday, but it did make things interesting. Hope today's is good

bracing for single file Rossi Wins Lol like in Long Beach

That was fast

Lol TK wtf was that

Power and Pagenaud trying to bully poor teams. sad

I feel bad for Carlin... They suck, but they're also getting beat up all the time.

It feels like its been years since pato has had a chance to turn laps =[

what the hell was that

Why is pato such a woobie? I know he's racing for carlin but he hasn't done anything special.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Safety car seems to always take ages in Indycar...

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good good, keep crashingu

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He raced really well at COTA, put on some impressive passes. Continually got fucked because his pit crew was slow.

I also just like his attitude and how he holds himself. Genuinely think he has as much talent as Herta.

I thought you liked that I'm basic...

I want to see more tire barriers spill water onto the track...

>you called?

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it's mostly so americans can be advertised to more, literally.

>powerless
lmao cunt

KILLNAAN IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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Oh he's talented I get that but I'll believe he's a good as Colton when he performs like Colton.

>POWER
how does it keep happening

God damn Power. Why

>Will Power No power

Fugg

Did Will Power smash a load of mirrors at the start of the season or something?

>powerless

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given herta's recent form, he is

Oriol Servia leads the most laps today

Why is Pagenaut getting back into the race even though he'll be like 5 laps down?

Newgarden's season to lose, isn't it at this point? Still hoping for another stealh championship by Dixon, but it looks tough. Who else can challenge Newgarden? Maybe Rossi, but who would support him? Otherwise Sato?

Did Andretti crash into his sponsor yet?

every position is an extra point. Hoping someone else crashes I guess

Colton hasn't even had a chance in the past several races. He has only had two significant mistake all season, most of his poor results have been mechanical. Did you miss his qualifying at Indy?

It's better than a DNF

Yeah literally the only person who went faster in the heat of the day. Impressive stuff.

everything is situational right? So you do understand why people want O'Ward to have a proper chance as well. We've already seen how they do in identical cars

>veach
>marco

Why do they exist?

veach is a good twink to have on road trips

Wtf Marco making moves?

NBC misspelled Andretti's name in the onboard...

Sato sneaking his way to the title would be cool

Hey man, veach has only been a shitter for half the season so far, and he got 3rd yesterday. No reason to put him in marco tier

Veach is gonna crash

Wasn't paying attention so what was the purpose of pitting so early? won't they still need 2 more anyway?

Veach got like 9th yesterday

Pretty much

>5'4
>amerimanlets
ahahaahahahahaa

Get rid of the reds before they lose pace, run the rest on blacks

Oh yeah lol. He got 8th yesterday, qualified p3 today tho

chilton lad get out of there

Dixon getting TRAINED

wut

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It’s not like Marco is bad. He’s just the most mediocre but not bad driver ever to field a car for 8 years. You’d think he would figure something out but he’s eternally meh.

oh shittt

>Pigot

the fuck was bourdais thinking

Arby's

Eternally meh and somehow still well funded...

>I'm like a bird

look at that wheelie weeeeeee

There's a mass internet outage in parts of the US google youtube and a bunch of shit are down

There's going to be more crashes than there was with the rain at this rate

I'm goeeng to pass zis beech

That was retarded

Do the red tyres normally fall off a cliff in that manner during road course races?

Wow Andretti is up to 10th

I think Rossi will win. He's used a lot of PTP already, he clearly wants to get ahead as soon as possible and defend like Newgarden did yesterday.

Probably wanted to pass the slow guy in the brake zone but it turns out he was out of tire and going to pit

Fuckkkkkkkk, now I need to watch in the living room

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I don't think it's ever been this dramatic, but no other tracks have this concrete surface

No, but Detroit is literally the shittiest pavement in the world next to shanghai for tires.

Not usually that drastic and sudden

Why is Bourdais going around with no wing?

Not this hard.

Its him or Newgarden. Don't think anyone else is close on pace. They pulled out a 10 second lead over 3rd yesterday over the last stint.

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Emergency service to get the wing out under the car. Pits were already closed and I assume that's all they were allowed to do

Oh yeah I wan it too. He's clearly a talented dude. What I don't understand is why pato has received disproportionate attention. Colton had to earn his fame, but people were singing pato's praises before he accomplished anything. It's like the whole diametric between Alex and Josef. They are neck and neck in driver capabilities but for some reason Alex receives several times as much praise and attention as Josef.

More problems for power in the pits

to avoid being lapped

what a fucking waste

Pato won a championship in lights, how is that not earning his praise? People that pay attention think he has talent just like Herta, that's all. I think we all want them to be in top teams battling for a decade

wtf is this music

It's all Detroit music today.
At some point we'll hear Slim Shady maybe...

To be fair to colton he likely would have won it if not for his injury in toronto, and even then he was just behind pato. My complaint is not that pato has received attention, but that he has received disproportionate attention.

I think he gets just as much attention as wickens, rossi before his 500 win, and Josef before he went to Penske did. People like underdog stories and rooting for small teams.

pretty based for a 15th place finish

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Can santucci hold on lads?

We'll see after his first pitstop. If spaghetti is going to happen it'll be there

That Rossi pit.

everything is coming up Sato

too many strategies my brain is not good

RAHAL
A
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A
L

Too bad when Marco pits he'll lose all of those positions

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAA

>PINCHED

HOLY FUCKING HAHAHAHHAHAHA

FUCKING ROSSI

HAHAHAHA

ROSSI

Newgarden's season is over.

fucking kek

not sure you can cross the track like that right from pit exit... seems fucked up to me

it's all fucked anyway

BAHAHHHHA

>BASED ROSSI

Is Rossi the new Killnaan?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

A FUCKING LEAF

of course rossi gets through scot free, bellend

>north american drivers

Absolutely raked

goddamn i need a webm of that

That was great. Boop and run

They all fucked up simultaneously that was insane

>rosshit shows his nose even though he had no chance
>causes everything
>gets through clean
yes I am seething

Reminds me of that synchronized crash at Hockenheim in MotoGP in early 90s.

NEWGARDEN SPUN ON HIS OWN

This can only be good for Marco

An exciting detroit race. What a surprise.

I sincerely hope I watch that failed F1 driver die live on TV. I’ve never said that about a driver before but Rossi is a hack and a cuck.

>marco gets a token top 10 for Miller to write an article about in the offseason about his new mentality for 2020 or whatever
nice

Hinch and rossi podcast cancelled?

Holy shit this is great

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's a recurring series of articles....

#ItShouldHaveBeenRossiNotWickens

Post Rossi's face when he managed to keep it going after the spin.

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hinch helped rossi so much there

Sato has been absolutely based this weekend

I hope Marco wins it. Imagine being the disappointing grandson.

Look at that fucking vein in his head lol

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This race still crash central?

I've always been the disappointing son and grandson.

yeah

so did Rossi

>the state of title contenders on warm tires

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Checked.

You see alex that is how you take responsibility. You could learn something from Josef.

is he on the winning strategy?

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GO SWEDEN YOU CAN DO IT

Always

God damn those reds make a huge difference

Yeah but how many laps do they last?

god damn they need a new term instead of "danger zone"

Ericsson better not crash trying to overcut...

The stupid gainbridge ad fools me thinking there's a yellow every time

EVERY FUCKING TIME

lol I thought so too. Like the old Spint ad during NASCAR

fucming gainbridge logo, everytime it pops up for a second i think a yellow came out

>walks another championship

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Good. He didn't lose a fucking tire this time

NOOOO FUCK IT WAS SATO'S TURN

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Sato just got bullied

Sato ;_;
No attack no chance

All part of his plan boys

the old taku would've taken them both to the wall... :(

>Mike tomlin

NO MORE WEABOO PODIUMS ALLOWED

are they racing at Monaco today?

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will power using his will power will win

PINCHED

>le canadian beard man

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feels bad for Eric's son. No way he's going to hold off Power and Rossi now

...Newgarden out on a kill mission.

>power wins lol
fuck this

it's power time

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Sato about to Sato somebody on this restart.

Did PT just say "blip pop"?

wasnt power literally behind everyone plus like 10 seconds at one point?

He sure did.

>hinchcliffe managed to ruin the race TWICE
fuck honda for tethering him to this series forever

His car stalled and he almost lost a lap to the pace car.

COME ON SWEDEN!!!

>NBC
come the fuck on you dipshits

OH NO
IT HAPPENED AGAIN

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

>NBC
LOL

F

>NBC

Goddamn NBC

What the fuck was that

SATOOOOOOOOO

NBC FUCKING STOP BEING SO SHIT

Suddenly the race is on AM radio.

EMBARRASSING

Jesus fuck NBC come on

did the stream just shit out for everyone else?

Noooooooooooooooo

(((NPCSN)))

>THE NBC DEAL WILL BE GREAT FOR THE SERIES YOU'LL SEE

>NBC shits the bed
>AGAIN
fucking lel

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>NBC

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RIGHT AFTER A FUCKING RESTART

NBC FUCK ME

GOOD TV DEAL

>stream
I mean cable broadcast that I pay for every month?

>Sir we've got audio and this race is exciting
>FUCK IT GO TO COMMERCIAL
NBC is cancer to the highest degree

god i'm glad i'm not paying for this piece of crap

There's some pretty fucky internet outages all over the place happening today, NBC might be getting victimized by it

it's okay, i'm just here for the commercials anyway

>ericsson right now

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what is that, 3 of the 8 races?

What happened? Race here is normal

Sky Sports still works

You don't have to pay for NBC you dipshit the channel is free

no problems on sky sports f1

Sky Sports F1 is working fine if you can find a stream

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no commercials on this one

What happened to Japan?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING AMATEUR HOUR

NBC feed broke down about 10 seconds after the restart, so they went to an aerial still shot of Belle Isle while some 240p audio played from the booth. After about 10 seconds of that they went straight to commercial

none of our business apparently

Dixon can't be caught.

Kamikazed himself off of Rosenquist

>NBC

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My fucking sides hahahhahaha, how can one broadcast be so shit?

not where I'm at

doesn't show up on bunny ears

>Texas next week
F

what a shitshow lmao

>ROSENSHIT

NO SWEDEN WHAT THE SHIT

FUCK GANASSI AND FUCK BLACK PEOPLE

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SATOOOO NOOOOO

CAWSHUN

I hope NBC shits out again on the restart so all you indyshitters miss the rest of the race

Wait redflag? Why?

>240p
>audio

I have some things to tell you.

Unironically blame Obama lol his administration made analog Illegal which made getting OTA TV way harder

RED FLAG

why not

CAWSHUNS
BREED
CAWSHUNS

I don’t know, this is the 2nd, maybe 3rd Indy race it’s happened to this year.

Also happened to the IMSA race at mid Ohio a few weeks ago. When they got the feed working again it was bugged and they had both the international IMSA stream audio and NBC’s booth audio running together for like 20 minutes.

to have a green flag finish? keep driving scott

Thank god I watch in tv bandeirantes, since the start of the race we never had any commercial or tv timebreak

no, it was presented and agreed to under the bush admin but pushed out 2 years and was actually implemented under the obama admin

congress made it a mandate in 1996, it took the dinosaurs in broadcasting that long to finally enact it

Oh shit didn't know that
Either way fuck the government

Makes for better TV. Like "debris cautions" in NASCAR.

webm related

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to victory lane! ericsson get outta the way

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rosenqvist exposed as an f3babby

Why is Jeremy McGrath trying to sell me a Kawasaki? He never raced with them. Traitor.

I thought they just converted them to digital. I still get a ton of digital channels with my antenna

Why the fuck did Schmidt just have a seizure?

does that guy have parkinson's?

And they never should've done it. An analog feed would increase the range of the broadcast. Digital looks nice but there's no middle ground and if it's windy sometimes TV is ruined. Would be nice to have the option

RIP headphone users

Commentary are doing their darn best to jinx Eric

They did but the digital broadcast is much weaker and has a smaller range, meaning more people have to pay for cable to get the big 4 networks

Fight the power

lmao any time they try to do this kind of shootout on a road course and the leader does some brake checking shit and it is incredibly anti-climatic

>oh you wanted to see a pass?
>too bad take this weird long straightaway shot of someone driving alone
>we'll just tell you the pass happened
why do they hate fans

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>dwl
cool

Is Will Power a top 10 American driver of all time?

>american

But he's Australian

It would be quite the accomplishment if that was true

Gotcha. Didn't think about wavelength and shit

>I think I'll hate Rossi this time

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>dixonwinslol

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Are you happy now?

>like 100 people at victory lane

Wew

>tfw the season is about half over...

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is Rosshit a frontrunner? Why can't he make passes even with the fastest car?

>on the blacks
BASED AUSSIE

Don't tell me you're not watching F2 buddy

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It's amazing how likeable Will Power has become. From a wet blanket to a good lad

Is Dixon likely to end up top of the all-time race wins list during his career?

Doubtful, 45 wins in 16 years and he needs 68 to top AJ Foyt.

He would need to go another 8 years at his current rate, which means running competitively every year until he is 46 years old.

Didn't realise he was that old. Never mind.

I doubt it, I think he'll retire soon, no way he can keep the passion alive after all these easy championships

Also the field has only gotten better in recent years. 2007-2009 Dixon managed 15 wins while in the last 3 years he has managed 5.

son of a fucking bitch, I completely forgot about the race.

The results were:
New Zealand > Sweden > Australia > ......... > Mexico

>easy

u wot m8