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When is this kino game on?

>0 european titles

Lmao city fans pretending the carabao cup is somehow on par with the cl

based

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now

luxembourg are losing 1-2 with 37 minutes left

this pic is awful a United and Liverpool customer would not be on the same side of anything

>tfw liverpool won the PL as many times as Manchester City has been in European finals + the amount of times Manchester City won European trophies + the amount of times Manchester City won a two legged European semi final COMBINED

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Before after what? Weight gain? Either way she looks fucking great a bit thiccer

I want to die.

Lili > Taylor

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Ya. I hate my life too

I would worship her anus like a beta negro

Have you lads tried having sex?

Watching the Toulon Tournament, lads. Must say I am happy with our seleção boys. It will come home la

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Who /DijonvLens/ here?

if United dont announce a signing this week Im done with life

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nothing better to do

I'm watching MasterChef Australia with my roommates desu

I had sex with a fatty the other night and it makes me want to kms

How fat we talking?

Get out normie

Will Chelsea really go for Frank lampard? Yes he had a great first season in management but its way too early for him

Not obese at least

I'm hardly a normie. I'm a mess

Well they've already had everyone else

They might struggle to get an actual manager if they have a transfer ban.

They'll go for Nuno or Javi Gracia

Valbuena from Fenerbache to Olympiakos.

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How can Sarri still get a job? That guy NEVER won anything

/r/IhaveSex

I'm married.
Football>sex

>France

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Just been down the paki shop to buy a magnum

Next year la

>Lampard at Chelski
>Ole at United

I'm seeing a cool theme

you can buy guns at the paki shop?

>Juve have fucked Chelsea over in negotiations for
>Cuadrado
>Sandro
>Rugani

Yet this dumb cunt isn't even going to make it difficult for them to get Sarri like based ADL did.

Unbelievable.

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>Javi Gracia
Pls no. He a good boy, he doesn't deserve to get MARINA'd

Based Buyern buying both Pavard and Hernandez.

Marina can't get enough of the ChadVed

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Who's going to manage City? Shawn Wright-Phillips?

Who was their hero when they got back into the premier league after being relegated (lmao by the way) in 2001

Return of Stuart Pearce

Stephen Ireland.

>having a woman in a senior position at your football club

De Ligt won’t be until after nations league. Hold on 2 weeks

marc vivien foe

haha

Shaun Goater obv

>Having your fucking P.A. in charge

Roman really is a madman

Levy it's okay to start signing players any minute now.

That's mostly due to Chelsea as a whole not wanting to back Sarri for another season. They wasted money getting Moorata, Piguain, Jorshitno and Kovacic and Sarri largely underperformed with them - yes he got 3rd place and won Europa but the top 6 aside from City and Liverpoo have been an absolute joke and the Europa was once of the easiest campaigns in recent memory where all they had to do was beak Arshitnal in the final.

>de Light
>manure

Fucking top kek my lad

come on feed the goat
and he will score

Id be happy with him or maguire.
no koulibaly no umtiti

new contract for mctominay la

De light?????

david silva player-manager

I know that. I'm saying she should be playing hardball with those Turin cunts, they've been absolute cocksuckers every single time Chelsea have tried to do deals with them.

I like him
he just signed one though

Maguire is fucking trash mate.

Would rather Alderweireld

We cheering on Dijon or Lens?

twitter.com/sscnapoli/status/971811590155759617?s=21

PSG on suicide watch

Why doesn't Barca buy Joao Felix to replace Suarez?
Seriously, that kid will be world class by next year

>March 2018

>15 minute delay while stadium is checked

State of France.

Joao Felix is not Messi's friend.

This. Messi decides who plays for Barca

>Kaba is literally an NPC

Fuck Messi
Both him and Ronaldo are way more trouble than they're worth nowadays. He can take his friends and go play for Chicago Fire or something

>have to play half a dozen games to win the playoffs
great system

Gillet looks like a chad

I unironically don't mind that. The worst thing to happen to >us would be PSG winning the CL.

This is why relegation play-offs are fucking stupid.

How many CL spots does France get?

Because no one wants to buy Benshitca frauds.

Which football shirt should I buy on dhgate?

I get your point that they’re cunts

But during their peak they took the CL between them most years

07/08 yes
08/09 yes
09/10 no
10/11 yes
11/12 no
12/13 no
13/14 yes
14/15 yes
15/16 yes
16/17 yes
17/18 yes
18/19 no

Atalanta 19/20 with the CL badging

If you have no allegiance the arsenal away shirt is objectively the best. But arsenal fans are cunts.

Roma is nice too. I also really liked Lazio from this season.

Japan national shirt

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2. (3 this year though because Chelsea got 3rd and won the EL)

Roma always have such nice kits.

Bro. This is fucking dope

Brentford would batter either of these jokers

Oh thats fucking nice

adam johnson just got out of jail

>massive country
>big population
>shit football
why France?

Bigger clubs in other countries buy everyone before they can git gud at their club, same as every other non-top 4 league

kek

They always hated football. Literally only the African immigrants like it

Coupe de France is normally good for kino

France is a rugby town

Where's he going lads?

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Who's watching Hellas v. Cittadella for a spot in next season's Serie A?

Derby.

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Literally who gives a shit

taytay transfer on my dick incoming

Burnley

any news on the gf to me situation?

Dijon v Lens here lad.

Villa

Don't give a fuck, he'll be benched wherever he is

youtube.com/watch?v=nleRCBhLr3k

UNIT

livescores.com/soccer/intl/friendly/luxembourg-vs-madagascar/1-3006173/

>the absolute state of madagascar

Watching some GTAV roleplay on twitch here. Sports are for losers

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>Carolus Andriamahitsinoro

>that Dijon dive

The boy Sliti is mustard

Already a better game than last night.

What race is the Dijon manager?

mustard

Fury vs Literally Who

Shit

Whyte

Antoine Kombouaré is a former New Caledonian footballer who currently is the manager of Ligue 1 side Dijon.

He is from New Caledonia so Scottish.

Is tomorrow when all the good rumors start? Since EL and CL are finished?

He's getting warm-ups before the """"""""""bronze bomber""""""""""" and will heem that nig

Cracking header that

Yeah probably unless they’re going to the nations league.

Should make for a good second half.

Spurs are in the exact situation as liverpool were last year.
Spurs NEED to buy some real quality players. But levy would rather spend £30m on championship youths

>Balmont is 39 years old

Spurs are good enough for a cl final and I don't need to buy anymore players with my money thank you very much.

You'll take your prospects and you'll be fucking thankful for them.

Am a united fan but they aren’t quite in the same situation. Liverpool were good all through the CL that year

Spurs played well in parts but should have been knocked out by city and Ajax

Spuds look likely to spend some cash tho. Rumours about Lo Celso and Rabiot etc.

Chelsea

Coutinho
N'dombele
Neres

Watch this space.

Which of these three literally who is the black twink striker I want?

not really. last year liverpool battered that city side 5-1 when they were arguably slightly better than this year.

Is De Ligt confirmed yet?

That would be a great transfer window. United could do with all of those players

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cringe

Spuds will lose a few players like Eriksen though.

why is rafa hiding his hand? What is he up to back there?

How does Liverpool realistically improve their squad right now?
>Klopp unlikely to get a playmaking midfielder knowing the trust he puts in his players, meaning he will likely give Ox more chances, leaving out Bruno Fernandes
>Club already said they're not going out for De Ligt
>Buyern will tap up all the German talent as per usual
Liverpool can still challenge for the title, but can they really feel confident if they only bring players like Memphis Depay when City will likely spend another 4.5 trillion oil barrels on players?

what's Rafa doing with his other hand?

>Coutinho
Bruh.

>How does Liverpool realistically improve their squad right now?
Mainly the depth. Get rid of the load of shitters they have like Lallana and replace them with better shitters.

Why improve the squad? They're fine, City can't do it thrice

exactly. Spurs need to do the same as Liverpool did, bite the bullet, and accept only money wins trophies

Based Rafa

Really do need a creative midfielder and fullback cover.
Possibly someone who can play across the front.

Anyone selling decent fullbacks?

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Liverpool were quite lucky with injuries to key players lasts eason. They dont have the depth of City's squad (and you're not going to seriously rely on Origi bailing you out if Salah et. al gets injured for 6 months)

>Platini crossing his legs like a schoolboy
>Rafa in his scraggiest jeans

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>everyone in suits
>Big Rafa in bleached jeans and Slazenger shirt

famous phrases spoken right before disaster struck
I really think Liverpool need a good striker and a playmaking midfielder. If Liverpool had City's midfield 3 they would be quadruple holders right now. But they really lack that creativity. As much as I love Hendo, Millie and Wij, they aren't world class. Fabinho is the only one I see making it in the City 11. Additionally, a striker for Liverpool is absolutely necessary. As much as we can adore Origi for being clutch, he can't do it week in week out. Reminds me a bit of 2014 Gotze. Someone like Werner+Bruno Fernandes is a must for Liverpool imo

Origi is unironically quite good.

She looks like my wee sister

Kompany

I doubt Klopp will play without Firmino, he even played him yesterday despite being completely unfit.
But you would think they were buying a Fekir or whatnot.

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What’s happening here

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Something only 50% of the participants are enjoying

That’s fucking horrendous

Pep confirmed bald fraud

youre remembering when Rafa managed a team that played european matches

ID on that fit?

>Rafael Benitez has more European titles than Pep Gardiola

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Rafa has 2 or more?

Valbuena is still playing ?

Who am I then, Dixon of Dock Green?

>evening all

Chelsea would be smarter in buying Pavon over Coutinho. Coutinho already flopped the PL.

>be parents
>love your child unconditionally
>name him Divock

why?

>pavon

>Coutinho already flopped the PL.
kys.

yeah, i said pavon.

but he did. he ran off to barca to "win trophies" and then doesn't win shit while liverpool win the cl.

>he ran off to barca to "win trophies" and then doesn't win shit while liverpool win the cl.

That isn't flopping in the PL.

>be named Divcock
>score in a CL final

missed the final cuz getting laid

BASED

is your arse sore? Did he have a big cock?

Sleep tight anons

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>got trashed
>watched CL final
>passed out
>missed Ruiz-Joshua

Fuck my life liddos

But with that money (and maybe if alderweireld leaves) Lo Celso and N'dombele at least will be a start. They got the CL prize money- It's gonna be Bale money all over again chica.

That new stadium won't pay for itself.

lads I came in her multiple times
tired of living a sedate life tbqh
feels like I had a workout,I guess a excercise regimine would do

not my scene ;^)

heres a quick rundown

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>you now remeber joe hart yelling 'GIVE ME THE FUCKING BALL'

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Goodnight. Still have to stay up for 7 hours *dabs*

I wish I could sleep forever haha

Right but they have to invest, they're getting more money than they thought they would. Could realistically see them sell:
Trippier
Eriksen
alderweireld
Llorente
Janssen
Wanyama
Most of them won't go for much unless Levy jews the hell out of it but still that's some good money coming in, but they do need like four key areas though

would you dream about /trans/ lad?

wish I was in the thread so I could spam racial abuse

it was utter madness, you missed out big time

literally just sell kane and reinvest

what a dreadful keeper

>tfw every time I remember that I think of a porn vid where the woman yells GIVE ME THE FUCKING TOWEL

Iirc he won the uefa cup with Valencia

>the absolute state of Lens' goalkeeper

why did she want the towel

BLOOD

>sell Kane

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>fuck up and let in 2 goals
>also kill one of your own players

I think he came inside her and it was dripping out. It's one of those videos I've only really skimmed for the comedy factor of that line. Plus she was kind of trashy and had a butterface

Compare semi to final, Kane no longer fits

Hellas Verona overturned their 2-0 deficit from the first leg with a 3-0 win in the 3nd against Cittadella and with that they ensure they will play in Serie A next season

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fit kane fits

Is he the one who came in last minute because the other one got injured or was that Dijon?

Same bruv haha

Liverpool sold qtinho and thrived, need to cut back the branches to let the sun reach the other plants

He scores loads of goals. This anti-Kane sentiment is bizarre

>N'dombele
Why the fuck would he want to come to Spurs? They're a joke club.

Based.

did you miss the part where they won the world cup?

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You're a joke country

Touched a nerve eh?

>try to bant with tinder thots
>2 word replies and general lack of effort 80% of the time

Whats the point?

switch to men

Have you tried being handsome?

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>Norway didnt even make the next round of the u20 cup

I have no game lads. The only girls I can talk to are 6/10 below. Anything above that intimidates me. I'm sick of being ashamed of the girls I fuck

Have you tried talking to women with cocks, they have much lower standards

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>cant even escape this shit in /trans/
although the name is appropriate I guess

The sad thing is is that he actually looks his best in the left. A beard can do wonders for an unnattractive man

Erm sweetums they fookin slipped the league.

>the only third placed team to fail to get 4 points
>they would have been through otherwise
Harsh.

what's the foreign equivalent of an english 6/10?
a 2/10?

I've met amer/moni/poley in real life ama

Who do you but if you are jurgen klopp?

*cums*

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HNNNNG

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God I wish I was her

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Imagine hugging and fugging a girl haha

>find her tumblr
>barely any pics
>IG is private
elementnumber22.tumblr.com/archive

We're all gonna make it la

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hey I just saved that pic too

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H I P S

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Imagine cumming deep inside her

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Haha

I wanna believe, la!

It's one of my favourite pics (and I hate it as well because >tfw never experienced it)

>rad husband

I can't even imagine myself getting together with someone.
Like, not even in a depressed or sad way, it's just so alien-.

How many black lads do we having posting itt?

I'm Fekir/Depay coloured

I'm black (white)

I'm not black but I'm gay

Reporting in

I'm ethnically vague

That is my favourite

me

Kind of same. It's just so foreign...yet at the same time I'd kinda like it.

I'm ethnically mick

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Yeah. I only enjoy anything sexual when I'm fapping alone, can't imagine getting hard for sex. It just doesn't interest me

What a chonker

I'm not the only non-virgin here surely

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Literally me.

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>This will be Pogba when no one will pay Woodward the 150m transfer fee

Kinda like being jealous of your loneliness.

Too many negatives, rewrite your question.

He will go on the Lukaku diet?

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How did he go from nigger to niggest?

haha

He's just in bulk phase

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Jesus. He went from looking 20 to 30 in just a few years. How does a professional athlete manage that?

>realise you're shit technically compared to top players
>decide to go full chunkosaurus instead
I think Zlatan embarrassed him too much

Have Spuds signed anyone yet?

>boss... *wheeze* I need more *wheeze* butter boss... more butter

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Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino is set to get the financial backing he wants from the board - with bids rejected for Real Betis' Argentine playmaker Giovani Lo Celso, 23, and Lyon's 22-year-old French midfielder Tanguy Ndombele. They also want Celta Vigo's 22-year-old Uruguayan striker Maxi Gomez and Fulham's 19-year-old English winger Ryan Sessegnon. (Mirror)

>Former Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal says Ajax's Dutch defender Matthijs de Ligt, 19, should join Manchester City. (Manchester Evening News)

Inter Milan want Belgian striker Romelu Lukaku but Manchester United have valued the 26-year-old at 70m euros (£62m). (Sportmediaset - in Italian)

>Lukaku's move to Inter is under threat - because the club are struggling to raise £40m to meet financial fair play rules. (Sun)

Newcastle boss Rafael Benitez has has two transfer targets if the Bin Zayed Group's takeover is completed - Venezuela forward Jan Hurtado, 19, of Argentine club Gimnasia La Plata and Paris St-Germain's 28-year-old German goalkeeper Kevin Trapp. (Daily Express)

>Everton's Brazilian midfielder Richarlison, 22, says he is flattered by reported interest from Manchester United and Barcelona.(Teamtalk)

The chances of Spanish forward Rodrigo Moreno, 28, joining Barcelona from Valencia have increased significantly. (Sport - in Spanish)

>The uncertainty over the physical condition of Manchester City's Eliaquim Mangala ended former club Porto's pursuit of the 28-year-old French defender. (A Bola - in Portuguese)

Dutch 29-year-old midfielder Kevin Strootman says Marseille want to sell him. (Corriere dello Sport - in Italian)

>Netherlands coach Ronald Koeman says he will not leave his role to take over at Barcelona, if the La Liga champions choose to get rid of Ernesto Valverde. (De Telegraaf - in Dutch)

Southend United are leading the chase for midfielder Jordan Lyden this summer. The 23-year-old Australian was released by newly promoted Aston Villa. (Birmingham Mail)

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It's like James Bond's wife holy shit

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Lo Celso, Maxi-pad and bale regen please

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What are you doing about it? I'm lifting and nofap is a meme that doesn't work

>>Lukaku's move to Inter is under threat - because the club are struggling to raise £40m to meet financial fair play rules. (Sun)
they're selling him for 40m? that's a loss of 50m lol

Based architect poster

The new Higuain
He needs to come to serie A

Why can't middle aged women stop eating?

>Southend United are leading the chase for midfielder Jordan Lyden this summer. The 23-year-old Australian was released by newly promoted Aston Villa. (Birmingham Mail)

Getting desperate for news

why the skin color change
Is it because they like the Sun more in manchester than in Liverpool?

official /trans/ girl desu

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people in general are retards when it comes to diet (and exercise)

Still a great deal for them

lightning, sweat and what not

>Inter Milan want Belgian striker Romelu Lukaku but Manchester United have valued the 26-year-old at 70m euros (£62m). (Sportmediaset - in Italian)
They must be selling him by the pound.

WHERE ARE THE TRANSFERS?!

any news on the Origi to Besiktas move?

Posting about trans lads on spuh, I really don't care too much for actual intimacy, not coping just value my free time, simple as.

I WANT A BIG NAME SIGNING THIS WEEK

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Origi to new contract just happened.

Are you me?

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Wait until after the nations league ends.

>BIG NAME
Allahyar Sayyadmanesh

>this Dijon goal tonight

streamable.com/8qdlx

Literally said that about the CL final.. Fuck you /trans/ can go fuck itself

to Fenerbahçe
youtube.com/watch?v=UiT5vdeDMhM

Why the fuck was the keeper that far out?

Just a retard. Fucked up earlier as well

>niggest

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Sold the second goal too.

streamable.com/nu67z

Lens could have got promoted without that stupid shit. What an absolute moron.

Yeah, real shame. Enjoyable match, probably better than last night's shitshow.

A /trans/ v. /bundes/ 5-a-side would be more enjoyable than last night's shitshow

Not the same without the music. Most of that crappy show is made by the music and animation. The source material is utter dogshit.

which postition would you play?

This is why you don't pass back to the keeper in a situation like that.

Winner plays /seriea/

Manager obviously, I'm Dutch after all. Cruyff is turning through my veins

Klopp to new deal confirmed:
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48491809

*decapitates horse*

Based FSG.

NOOO GIVE HIM BACK!!!

Just be yourself, bros.

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Thank you valued customer.

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Did he get to shag the trophy wife?

>those shiny leather pants
Hnnnggggg

I love this webm so much

2 trophies, lucky bastard.

>wear gloves all the time
>those leather trousers
Think me and her might share a few fetishes

BASED AND LINA PILLED

She probably hates him and it's a sham marriage.

Five more years of Low.

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Fuck that, Liverpool job is done. Time to rebuild another team. Somewhere in spain for example.

>implying
Cope.

Kloppo will make Milan great again.

>le punch a natzee xdddddddd
Good meme until you realise all who subscribe to it are twinks with daddy issues

Doubt he gives a fuck

Goblins, Arisen!

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Based boomers.

>there's a BBC article on the ConIFA Euros
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48344122

Good.

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Watched some of the opening ceremony on their official livestream. Better than Imagine Dragons desu.

>Pavel turns up for Sarri
>Returns with Hazard and Kante
>Marina has no regrets

Bloodborne is better

>mr pavel, I’m CFC

Right so how did Kloppo and Pep do in their first seasons? Won the league i'm guessing

>people actually count CL wins before the late 70s
About as retarded as counting Pele goals vs farmers

Wow. We are in the presence of a literal gay

By 2020 they'll be getting better offers from a slaughterhouse rather than a club.

>Rakotoharimalala
what a world we live in

Get Wilson and Grujic in to cover for the eventual departures of Lallana and Sturridge. Apart from that it would only be fair to let Mignolet move on so there might be a need to acquire a backup to Allison.

What we all up to tonight?

Work haha

no we're not

>Pochettino on playing Kane in the UCL final: "My decision was very analytical and I made it based on a lot of information. I don't regret this decision."
Zero trophies.

Watching the Death Stranding trailer again
youtube.com/watch?v=piIgkJWDuQg

Translation: "I was forced to do it because Harry owns me".

I think Grabara can be backup keeper, Mingolet played two whole games last season, such an expensive waste.
Grujic had a great season but Liverpool have plenty of players there, will probably break into the team if he stays long enough though.
Wilson wants to go right?

>I'll start you Mr Kane pls don't hurt me

I'm not drinking or fapping so bit bored

>female cripple president

Why not read a good book

Havent been able to read a book in years. Internet has destroyed my attention span

Where's Kevin Trapp going this window?

My bedroom hopefully

you lucky bastard

Rafa wants him at Newcastle.

I always just read a few pages then look at something and then read again. Works pretty good.

He’s selling basedbravka?

second this, even most nutritionists are retarded. They try to help people with obsolete information like "just eat less calories breh, you will lose weight", "stop eating meat and butter, your cholesterol is too high", "grains are healthy for you" or "stop eating salt, it's bad for you!!!"

>with obsolete information like "just eat less calories breh, you will lose weight",
explain whats wrong with that

Lifting

Eating less calories is literally all it takes to lose weight you utter mong

>How does Liverpool realistically improve their squad right now?

One creative midfielder. One forward to replace Sturridge, should be Wilson. Firmino doesn't need replacing. Replacing him with a pure 9 will make Salah and Mané track back.

Other than this they just need a few bang average rotational players. The key is that they are concistent when they are needed.

You now realize Reyes would go to prison for 10+ years if the accident didn't kill him

>Spanish media reports investigators believe the footballer may have been doing around 120mph in the smash.

>The 35-year-old is also believed to have been at the wheel of the car when it crashed.

>His cousin Jonathan Reyes, 23, a back seat passenger, also died along with a third man called Juan Manuel Calderon.

Who am I kidding though, he'd get off with a fine like Marcos Alonso

You're assuming that all calories are the same my Canadian friend. If you "burn" 2000 calories a day and you eat 1900 calories of carbohydrates, your glucose will spike, making your pancreas produce huge amounts of insulin, which in turn will make you produce fat (the only way to gain fat is through insulin). Now, if you eat 2500 or even calories from meat and animal fat you will not gain fat, infact, you will lose it and gain muscle, since fat and meat produce very little glucose.

If you eat less calories than what you consume the only two things you will accomplish is to be hungry all day and to slower your metabolism, making it harder to slim down.

>complains about retards giving out useless info and then does it himself
Muh carbs are bad faggots are so brain dead

They aren't bad, who said that? excess of carbohydrates is what is bad. There is no need to remove carbs from your diet as long as you have a proper diet.

>useless info
Tell where i'm wrong. I just said that the act of guiding your diet through "calorie counting" is a very wrong way to do it

>famous person in Spain actually going to prison
lol

>If you eat less calories than what you consume the only two things you will accomplish is to be hungry all day and to slower your metabolism, making it harder to slim down.
is this that 'starvation mode' bullshit?

I bet you think doing keto is good for you. No one is going to diet and eat nothing but fucking carbs all day, calorie counting is the most important part of losing weight.

Im so sorry for mention diet and exercise. Shant be doing that again.
Also I cant sleep

My sister is fat. Ate an entire 5 pack of Freddos in one go

Wish I could sleep. Still 3 more hours to go

Are the automobiles growing at the expected rate at the plant night?

Qatar thrashed Japan the last time they met.

is this some kind of spy code?

Freddos are shit as well so she's a fatty with terrible taste

And end up like Neymar lmao

just put a 150m bid in for Taylor Swift to be my gf hopefully she accepts

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I’m from the future. The Hazard deal collapses over a disagreement on the fee, and he (somewhat reluctantly) signs a contract extension at Chelsea, playing there another 4 years before moving to the MLS.

Yes enjoy your activated sleeper cell

Of course Keto is good for everybody. But i wouldn't recommend it to any newbie.

Don't fall for the ADA (American Diabetes Association) and the Dr. Kim Williams propaganda against Keto and low carb diets friendo.

Keto is for lazy fat cunts that can't be bothered to diet properly and exercise without retarded restrictions. Doing it for long periods of time is bad for you too and it makes you feel fatigued constantly. Carbs are needed for literally everything you do day to day unless you do nothing but sit around at a computer.

He's ded. Literally.

Origi is Liverpool's best poacher right now.

Because of 2 games out of an entire season?

Had he not played Kane and lost he'd have been blasted for not playing Kane. He did the right thing playing Kane since he'd have lost anyway.

Only 90s kids will understand this

Not that good 2bh

Just for fun
No romance
Two in one
I'll take my chance
All you can eat
It's hot as coals
I drown my meat in dicks and holes

>don't play him often
>wow why does he score so few

Reminder that kloppo only won because of brendans groundwork.

>Keto is for lazy fat cunts
Keto is for people who want to raise their metabolism

>Doing it for long periods of time is bad for you too and it makes you feel fatigued constantly
Not if you do it correctly. For instance, the usual "weakness" some people who do keto is caused by a lack of salt in their diet. This happens because now that they aren't eating carbohydrates, their body doesn't release insulin. This hormone forces your body to retain salt.

>Carbs are needed for literally everything you do day to day unless you do nothing but sit around at a computer.
They are used if they are present, but they are not needed. The body can make the little glucose it needs through a process called "gluconeogenesis" and the body works even better with ketone bodies than with glucose.

nordic, eskimo and diverse tribes around the world have lived eating no more than meat and fat without a single health problem through generations. It's once you introduce those people to the high glycemic diet that you see in them the usual western metabolic syndrome

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

Exelent post

why do you keep posting this shit

Got myself one of these off aliexpress and it was surprisingly good quality

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>German humour

?
I haven't posted that in years.

in bed lads

have a cheeky wank

Getafe 19/20 with the CL badging

too hot

normally stewards are slow, that guy was like bolt after her hahahah

can chelsea sign a player, call him manager, then announce he's a player manager

He'd need to have a manager license and no, they won't be able to register him as a player in any way.
They should instead make some player fake his identity and pretend to be a player of their youth team.

>they won't be able to register him as a player in any way
Wait what, you can't be a player-manager in the PL anymore?

>professional athletes, bodybuilders, mountain climbers, soldiers
widely diverse diets with balanced macros and many meals throughout the day
>LoliPiss1488 on the crypto reactionary stamp collecting blog
raw keto intermittent fasting carnivore diet with the following supplement stack (25 items)

it's time to stop

Why is the inside of my dick itchy and there's white shit that isn't cum coming out of it lads?

based and taypilled

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>maximum hoverhand

Klopp has autism

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You can, but you need to be registered like any normal player and hold a manager's license on top of that.

Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino is set to get the financial backing he wants from the board - with bids rejected for Real Betis' Argentine playmaker Giovani Lo Celso, 23, and Lyon's 22-year-old French midfielder Tanguy Ndombele. They also want Celta Vigo's 22-year-old Uruguayan striker Maxi Gomez and Fulham's 19-year-old English winger Ryan Sessegnon. (Mirror)

Former Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal says Ajax's Dutch defender Matthijs de Ligt, 19, should join Manchester City. (Manchester Evening News)

Inter Milan want Belgian striker Romelu Lukaku but Manchester United have valued the 26-year-old at 70m euros (£62m). (Sportmediaset - in Italian)

Lukaku's move to Inter is under threat - because the club are struggling to raise £40m to meet financial fair play rules. (Sun)

Newcastle boss Rafael Benitez has has two transfer targets if the Bin Zayed Group's takeover is completed - Venezuela forward Jan Hurtado, 19, of Argentine club Gimnasia La Plata and Paris St-Germain's 28-year-old German goalkeeper Kevin Trapp. (Daily Express)

Everton's Brazilian midfielder Richarlison, 22, says he is flattered by reported interest from Manchester United and Barcelona.(Teamtalk)

The chances of Spanish forward Rodrigo Moreno, 28, joining Barcelona from Valencia have increased significantly. (Sport - in Spanish)

The uncertainty over the physical condition of Manchester City's Eliaquim Mangala ended former club Porto's pursuit of the 28-year-old French defender. (A Bola - in Portuguese)

Dutch 29-year-old midfielder Kevin Strootman says Marseille want to sell him. (Corriere dello Sport - in Italian)

Netherlands coach Ronald Koeman says he will not leave his role to take over at Barcelona, if the La Liga champions choose to get rid of Ernesto Valverde. (De Telegraaf - in Dutch)

Southend United are leading the chase for midfielder Jordan Lyden this summer. The 23-year-old Australian was released by newly promoted Aston Villa. (Birmingham Mail)

Already posted ITT m8. Van Gaal trying to cuck United is funny though

Imagine once poch has money to spend
you're all fucked

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>If you eat less calories than what you consume the only two things you will accomplish is to be hungry all day and to slower your metabolism, making it harder to slim down.
based mexifat retard

Go and see a doctor, because I'm pretty sure those are the symptoms of Chlamydia

They are.

t. someone who has definitely never had the clap

>greaseman

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For me, it’s Jean Romario Baggio Rakotoharisoa

Doubt it. Spurs play better without him.

back to work

lol jk I'm forever neet

For me it's zout

already did and it's not the clap, yeast infection or syphilis. cba going again

Would have gone with 15 or 22 personally

Every other attacking player they had up front was just as bad except maybe Son
There was no way Tottenham could compete against Liverpool

>Mourinho poised to return as caretaker manager at Chelsea

I want to get off this wild ride.

>not rating mourinho
Sign of being a brainlet.

For Spurs only Son played well in the final.

thetimes.co.uk/article/maurizio-sarri-to-leave-for-juventus-with-chelseas-blessing-xpnm9wgdr

me browsing trans to see who we're buying

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thought work this morning was going to hit me like a brick wall but i'm still riding high lads

love are lads

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Messi has blocked Griezmann transfer to Barca.

Wonder where he’ll end up? PSG? united?

>Messi has blocked Griezmann transfer to Barca.
why?

Because he doesn’t like most people and he obviously doesn’t like Griezmann

>arsenal player turning on his own side again

same reason he blocks other transfers, itll cut into his goals tally and balon dor quest

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United and Arsenal will desperately try to offload Ozil and Sanchez and won’t be able to

Firmemeo and Greasyman are friends, I'll take him at Liverpool though.

would unironically be a great signing

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>wanting more manlet forwards when you have no depth at the back

>*** MISSING IN MADRID!!! *** Liverpool fan last seen Saturday 1st June in Madrid.
F

there's a joke to be made here about harry kane i'm sure of it

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>rejected by Barcelona
>already working his way into another club
Doesn't he have an agent to do this kind of stuff?

Whomst plays when Firmino doesn't?
Brewster has never played a proper competitive match and fair play to Origi for the other night, but he didn't complete a single pass, had no defensive game and gave the ball away too easily, great impact sub, not someone I want playing a full game against anyone but Barcalona.
Need someone who can play on top and someone who can play on bottom.

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flew too close to the sun

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it could happen lad

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Who is he rebuilding next, lads?

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There isn't a 300m budget and you need more defenders + a good back up keeper. One bad injury at the back and you're fucked, the team already proved you have good enough forwards to score goals without your star player

>One bad injury at the back and you're fucked
like joe gomez missing the past six months?

>There isn't a 300m budget
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

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reminder that the city of liverpool has never, not even once, won a Premier League title

not even once

not arsed til next season lad

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Hes signing a new contract

klopp was absolutely blootered lmao

test

did it work?

premier league only loving nigga over here. I make tottenham memes.

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Anointing his new project

>joe willock is black

is this the whitest named black player ever?

based mo winning off the pitch and on it

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>reduces hate crime In England
>teaching middle eastern muslims to treat women with respect

Why is Salah so based

so if man u sell lukaku will they buy someone else or will it be rashford leading the line?

Based Ruiz Jr

Andy carroll on free transfer

how long before the transfers start kicking in lads, seasons over now, its been over for a long time for some clubs and fuck all is going on

rashford

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Not sure about the rest but Liverpool completed the Fabinho transfer three months in advance, so hopefully soon!

yeah, i like posting reds content an all but it's not really /trans/ is it

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united need to sell like 10 players desu

rojo
bailly
smalling
jones
valencia
darmian
young
matic
herrera has left already
mata
lukaku

then guys like fred lingard and martial are on short leashes
its gonna be a fun summer for them

why didn't he tackle her?

matip didnt even play that much compared to some of those, lovren gomez whatever played too. liverpool need to shift lovren and matip then get another top level cb and keep gomez. i guess theyll go for quality over quantity this window

>shift Matip
Bad post, he has been a man mountain this season, imperious even.

he got skinned 35 times compared to van dijks 0 though

Van Dijk will flop next season

worldfootball.net/news/_n3659270_/brits-wave-farewell-to-hazard/
It's happening!

he's okay lads
probably found stuck in the back of a tranny hooker

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>Stuttgart
so who is getting all of Stuttgart’s players?

are any of them any good?

I could see Pavard moving to another team

wish bobby had been fit, he was completely anonymous desu

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Mr. Levy sir please sign some players and back Poch up.

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He signed with Bayern months ago

He should go to city and they should make him and laporte make up by kissing each other :3

apparently city are signing joao felix this week

aren't they a bit stacked at that end of the pitch already?

why is he such a nutter

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twitter.com/LAGalaxy/status/1135402353211797505

sane is going to buyern and spanish silva will be going to china so portugese silva will move central and sterling will go to the right and felix will play on the left

>against a bunch of mcdonalds workers
but seriously, beautiful goal

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new EARLY edition

thanks la

still keeping up this charade, is he?

Neil Lennon

FSG will spend as much as needed.

>defenders
De Ligt la.

>a good back up keeper
Reina could come back.

Love watching him play but he was no good, kept kicking the ball to Tottenham as soon as he got it. Was kinda glad Origi was subbed in desu.