Is there anything more exciting than the marblelympics?
Is there anything more exciting than the marblelympics?
Oceanics bros, what can be done for us to gitgud? It's been humiliating lately
Daily reminder that Jelle deliberately sabotaged the Savage Speeders after they won the first two golds. We will take this up with the highest authorities.
masterbating to cartoons.
no, its impossible
who should i support?
>Jaw Breakers not qualifying and always being shit
Shit sport, hope it dies.
cute girls doing cute marble races anime when
Haven't watched in years but will always be a Limers fan
>Limers fan
>Not even British
Fucking glory supporters ruined this sport
I lived in the UK at the time
Thé O'rangers are based and pretty consistent. They're a good team to get into the sport.
I recently gave up on the Pinkies because they're absolute garbage, might wanna root for the Hazers. Not sure yet.
me and my roommates are Hazers for life. Come over and have a beer
i don't want to be a glory hunter though
#EyesOnThePrize
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh'rangers
For me, it's Mellow Yellows
Go Lime or go home.
Fuck, man, I was rooting for them so hard in the qualifiers.
Midnight wisps
>Not realising O'rangers are a Dutch team
>Switching teams
Full on plebian
are the Limers not in the 2019 tournament?
oceanics finally sacking the coach mid event but about a month too late we'll get em in the winter edition fellas #tidepride
Because they're shit.
literally everything else
you’re all on the spectrum, i bet you’re smelly stinky virgin manbabies
Have sex and play marbles, you mong.
3/4, I'm on the spectrum virgin and smelly, but in no way a manbaby
I smell good actually
have sex you kraut slime
Have sex
Calm down Mohammed Abdul Aziz, go rape something.
have sex, virgins
>Filthy corruptball customer will never know the joy of marblelympics
#LIMETIME #LIMETIME #LIMETIME #LIMETIME
They're not even in
Why the FUCK are they doing so bad bros
We spent too much money on hosting and not training.
Please use the official /oceanics/ logo in future.
THREADLY REMINDER THAT THE GREEN DUCKS ARE NAMED AFTER A BIG PATREON DONATOR
they're in an arena surrounded by water.
At least hosting means they're in the competition even if they humiliate themselves
Why was I born as a Momo fan?
UH MOOT?
of course it's a german flag
I know, right? Aren't they the hosts for this year?
Savage Speeders - Jamaican
Chocolatiers - Swiss
Team Galactic - American
Hazers - American
Crazy Cat's Eyes - Japanese
Mellow Yellow - Brazilian
Oceanics - Aussie/New Zealand
O'rangers - Dutch
Jungle Jumpers - African
Team Momo - African
Limers - British
Are the indigo stars the team I want to root for if I like pain and suffering?
This desu..
Who do I bandwagon? Is there a flowchart?
I am lifelong Snowballs here
winter olympics were glorious
Sure. You can also jump on the jungle jumpers, balls of chaos, and 90% of other teams
t. kr*Ut subhuman
>I recently gave up on the Pinkies because they're absolute garbage
This. So much this. How can inanimate objects be so untalented and bottle everything?
WEAR
THE
MIDNIGHT
A german robot not understanding fun. You couldn't be any more of a stereotype
yikes
newfag
copopulate
This is pure reddit
It’s been confirmed rigged
He does multiple runs and picks the one that fits his plot
Proofs? I find it weird that if the marbles are all supposedly equal, how come the results aren't that similar.
How do I get into this sport? This seems interesting
Indigo Stars are bland as fuck and extremely forgettable
Proof?
HAZERS GANG IN THIS BITCH
FUCK WHAT YA HEARD
More like he fucked up a run by not having a good shot with the camera, false starts, marbles flying all over the place, falling off tracks etc, then needs to redo it, thus he sort of rigs it.
Jaw Breakers are the way to go. They finished near bottom the first few tournaments and never qualified since.
Hank Green, the funder of the marblelympics, is also who the Green ducks are named after. And the Green ducks are dominating right now.
My 2 year old was fucking around on youtube for a bit the other night during bedtime and ended up watching some of this (Started with a fireworks video, moved to dominos world records and then landed here). I couldn't take my fucking eyes off it. It was completely bizarre.
Are marbles on trend? Is now my time to invest and think about getting my kid to become a prodigy in it and go pro? Should I hire him some professional marble coaches?
WEAR
THE
WISP
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Hazers will haze ya m8
Too bad there is no uniform solid red team. They could've been the USSR.
life time limers but since they didn't qualify I chose green ducks to carry the lime coloured flame, working out pretty good so far
They should run a concurrent american-style league with draft picks and "franchises" and obsessive individual stats.
do be an orange faggot whatever you do
cracking under the water pressure
don't*
he probably just knows his marbles
Which marbles are doping?
The oceanics and that makes this even sadder
k*rds
Which Marble team is the most American?
How is this allowed?? Not seen any word of this in the mainstream sports media, makes you wonder how much he paid for their silence...
Team Galactic
What team is the most Canadian
what team started the rioting a few olympics ago?
1/4. Barely on the spectrum but highly functional. About to move in with my gf and I smell pretty fucking good.
Just felt like sharing that
Name a more based team
Every other team. I don't think primary has ever won a medal
Green Ducks - Qatar oil money
>wife never gives a shit about marblelympics
>suddenly interested when the chocolateers are on
>tfw Oceanics lfielong
>tfw want to to die
Any other oceanicbros hanging in there
Based Yellowbro, this season has been pretty disappointing tho
Team Galactic
O rangers
Started supporting because of the colors of my university
Right here, I'll be hanging alright if we don't win anything at home
based midnight wisp representation itt
She loves the bbc
Given you can actually bet on these marble races that happen on livestreams it will not be good for the guy running this if he's rigging it
Yea Forums's team
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO'RANGERS
you're already doing it friend, welcome aboard the most wholesome thread of Yea Forums
Green ducks fly together
Quads confirm
>Jungle Jumpers - African
>Team Momo - African
That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg
The Green Ducks were named after him as an ode to hand green, not because of donations.
Also, he did not sponsor them, the reason for the ode is because marblelympics was demonetized on the grounds that they were copying their own content (links to sauce below)
Hank Green reached out to his friends at Youtube and they were able to resolve the issue.
Sauce:
fb thread: /214629741980084/posts/1808233682619674/
>The surfing competition should be up tomorrow
Who you got
Savage speeders. They're bound to win another one.
My man
Let's freaking go
My Rasberry Racers makes me proud every day
Based team galactic
Plastic glory hunter spotted
whatever happened to that overpowered cunt 9 ball?