/tennis/ - French Open

Why do all the tennis Gods come from a small mountainous country where skiing is the national sport?

Federer-Wawrinka in quarters!

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remember that time sloan beat ser*na and said afterwards she said serena stopped talking to her in a magazine so she tweeted this? good times

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whoah what the fuck was that mugu
you're not entirely wrong. people avoid her on the tour.

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Honestly why do people even watch female tennis (and sport in general)? Yeah, a few players are cute, but that's about it.

animated!

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what a petty fucking bitch
Looking forward a hundred godlike looking BH's

Dunno

I was genuinely curious since Williams sisters (especially Serena) are famous af

I don’t want Fedr to play against the Nadal.

gib Mugu stream plx

Erm

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Give your energy to MUGU
\o/\o/\o/

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F I N I S H H E R S L O A N E !

Nadal will lose vs Nishikori

>poogooruza

too late
>poogoo

All we have left now is Rogi.

>Losing to a bladdy darkie

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fuck me why did nobody tell me tennis is actually interesting as fuck

>the winner goes against johanna kontas
wait what, holy shit, kontas on the rise

Naggers

I'm done with WTA

If Nadal wins this tournament, I'm done with tennis

see you next tournament

sloan's mom could pass as her older sister

I find female tennis to have more stylistic differences between players, or at least more emphasized. Heavy hitters, technical players, etc, players are less versatile so it makes up for more interesting matchups than men's tennis where top players virtuually haven't any weakness.

Sloane won fair and square. Mugu just collapsed
can't wait for the press conference, hope she won't cry again like she did in 2017

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90% for sportfus
10% are just confused

QUEEN SLOANE BEAT POOGURUZA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

When will she enter the wta100 again?

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Woah absolute unit alert

there is 2 subdivisions in a tennis match: the "game" and the "set"

to win a GAME, you need 4 points (if tied, players they keep playing until one hasa 2 points avantages),
to win a SET you need 6 GAMES (if tied there is a tie break wich is basically a longer game because you need 7 instead of 4points to win it),
to win a MATCH you need 2 SETS except in some Turnaments where you need 3

>if Nadal wins RG
An really unlikely scenario 2bqh

I'm confused, I thought the organisation preferred the embarrassing losses of French players to happen on centre court.

Black don't crack

Wow paire is so shit

women are beautiful, also nice, cute, fragile, gentle, insecure, interesting and thus attractive.

tennis is an individual sport and by following it you also follow cuties(no creep) thorugh out a year, season by season, not necessary online, just on background maybe, so its always 1 vs 1, and its nice to have personal stories there

but first of all, some(many) of them are cute and you follow them just
instinctively, biologically

Watching it now on TV. Can't believe how empty the stands are. Like what happened to tennis?

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>(no creep)

Kind of true, you can also tell who's from an older generation of tennis based on playstyle and body/racquet type. Serena Williams is overwhelming power, while someone like Carla Suárez Navarro is all about agility and speed, Or someone like Kirby, probably the best counterpuncher right now. All three are one generation apart from Serena. Then you have the (most) rest who are ballbashers unfortunately, due to the coaches being produced in this era.

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seats cost 100+ euro each and there were better matchups on the second court

agree, sometimes style differencies in wta are more noticable than wta

also 18yo, 19yo and 17yo are made second week on RG 2019, qt Iga was finalist in Lugano etc
also we may have new female GS owner this week again

also women are so cute when they squize their fist like kids, not like men

but first of all, you chose your waifu and cheer for her, feel happy for winner shots and bad for mistakes

>Sloane "Hit more forehands" Stephens

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Africans don't like tennis

rude

>meme dropshot man vs glass nip
mdr

that was a womens' match

parisians are cunts

is it true Flipkens' style is from its 2006? she slice so much and dont have much power, but she is good with movement

and siegemund?

I bet you don't even follow Konta's dog on IG, you plastic

Boris E X P O S E D

see you tomorrow lads, wageslavery is calling for tomorrow

>Flipkens describes herself as "an all court player" whose biggest strength is her "serve and all round game".[4] She makes up for her short height and relative lack of physical strength with her good forehand and serve, her quickness and agility, and her ability to play almost every shot (which results in her frequently being awarded with "Shot of the Day" by the WTA). Her trademark shot is backhand slice and she often plays serve-and-volley. She prefers fast courts. Her favorite surface is grass.[4]

G I B
I
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I dont like Muguruza
There i said it
Feel like shes too fake
>(No creep)
Boris youre killing me

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>mfw paire almost fell
kek
oh wait, nishi paire is still going on, I'll stay

>(no creep)

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>(no creep)

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Dear /tennis/,

I would start posting here regularly if the creepshot russian would stop posting
with immediate effect.
Could this be arranged?

Sincerely,

user Notta-Pervert

gib kenin

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How will he ever recover?

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Soulless
(nocreep)
Soul

Boris runs /tennis/

Report his posts?

I for one like Boris actually.

Boris is unfortunately untouchable. He hides somewhere in the cold siberian north.

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>(no creep)

also WTA finals opening red carpet shots are always better than ATP finals

girls are all spending much to find, chose and fit a nice dress, to wax, to make up, they wear heels and feel sooooo feminine and beautiful - and they are so happy on the red carpet, smiling and laughing.
can't hate them!

RIght now on TV, there are only about 10 percent seats filled. Tennis is blaming it on corporates picking up seats, and leaving regular fans out to dry.

I think that there is something else going on.

ruins*

rude, are you parisian?

Have sex

>Tennis is blaming it on corporates picking up seats
I blame management, and that parisians are cunts.

can paire get a set lads?

I follow only Caro...

Do you follow Konta? And Swan? and WTA acc?

problem with IG app is that when you follow more than few accounts, your feed might mess up and some of their actions will not be showed(likes, comments, new followings)

Should I follow Konta? Is she active in terms of likes i might be curious of? I mean does she like her fellow WTA friends only or something other too?

>Dominic Thiem has accused Serena Williams of showing a "bad personality" after his Roland Garros press conference was pulled to accomodate the American veteran.
>Thiem was addressing the media following his victory against Pablo Cuevas on Saturday when he was told to vacate the press room to make way for Williams, who had just lost to Sofia Kenin.

who was in the wrong?

>no creep

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The main court, Chatrier, has a lower level of lodges who are indeed fully owned by sponsors and big companies. The higher levels are, at this stage, 150 euros per seating. Tsitsipas-Wawrinka was on the other court, as well as Paire-Nishikori, and people with main court tickets are allowed to go to lower courts in case they are free seats left, hence nobody for Mugu and Sloane.

Look at this post and try telling me with a serious face that this isn't art

Dominic ' Big Glutes ' Thiem is innocent.

Find a GF

How come the french support that bearded shitter so much? He's a french version of Kyrgios.

Do you even need to ask

>Paire breaks
>double foul afterward

kek

In the end, suits ruin everything.

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because he's handsome and handsome people are always well like

>LE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>dat beard
Did he convert to Islam ?

Boris is the son of a siberian oligarch, if you don't like him you might get into trouble

Hawkeye yet again btfo

Kyrgios is at war with everybody because of how entitled he is, Paire is at war with himself because of how unstable he is. Very different imo.

Myaterious russian soul, its pointless to try and understand
A man stays true to his one and only Boris dont do it

>He's a french version of Kyrgios.
No one is a version of Krygios. that guy is a giantmeme in itself.

brother of Giroud

Boris has racially deformed into an indian. This amount of lust for unatractive women is only found in the neo-dravidian specimen found on the indian subcontinent.

In conclusion,

/tennis/ is kept only alive by GIVE BOBS AND VAGENE posts from a mentally pajeet russian

If that was true, he wouldn't have to keep begging for HD streams and complaining about having no hard drive space. Also, his dad could just buy him Caro Garcia as a slave.

Thiem needs to get banned from the tour, she’s a mother!

P.S. Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Marion? She on kind of a thin-fat experiment?

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>PA PA PA PA PA PA PA RA RAAAAAAAA
You are reaction?

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Well i hope Paire wins, Nishitkori will retire and spoil an entire match anyway.

Fuck that gay shit, don’t remember that annoying cry all the time from 15yrs back

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NO MAN WILL HOLD UP MY PRESS CONFERENCE

youtube.com/watch?v=GlXMgXg1mTA

hmmm

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*oles in french*

Thiem should know his place. Serena brings in more entertainment value than thiem whether he realizes others perceptions of him aren't that high as he thinks is irrelevant to the purpose of making money and an giving serena time to level her emotions would make her interview less entertaining.

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL

Have sex

give birth

I have many questions.

is this frenchman playing with a popped collar?

That skin cancer?

inspired
youtu.be/OHZ_Io5V5vI?t=10

fucking french player have so low mental ffs

Umm, ok

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Wypipos are albino pajeets

The French are only good at football tbqdesu

Where? Is sex now ok to buy?

oldschool motherfucker.

Serena was. Thiem had to wait 2 hours for his conference, iirc. To have to wait that long, only to get kicked out because some spoiled woman won't wait her turn is bullshit. They're both professional players, but Serena is professional in name only.

It’s his trademark.

Yeah just go to Amsterdam

>

Stats:
>2nd 5-setter for Tsitsipas
>44th 5-setter for Stan

>""""""""""""""""""""French"""""""""""""""""""" footballers

t. albanian

Carried by zizou and then carried by blacks. How can the FFF and french wypipo shamelessly claim two WC lol

can't beat us in any sport m8

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>every betting site/forum told me Paire would upset Kei

Come on J/A/PAN

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>pear

*french choking noises*

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>paire blew a 4 set lead
only the french can choke this hard on escargo

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>post yfw your tennisfu sees your dick

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Its all for show. Self indulgent fake shit. I don't think someone like Bill belichick would have a problem with ending a press conference early.

every loss she throws some hissy fit about something. she's a poor loser on and off the court and the media gives her a pass

Does Paire do anything besides drop shots?

party and wiping crossaints out of his beard

thats hot

>(no creep)
not gonna quote you all

I meant, don't be a creep and don't behave like one, by following WTAthlete(s) i meant you follow their results, their career - stuff like that

by 1vs1 i meant that tennis is an individual sport, so its all about rivalries and performance of a single person, so tennis is really suited for personal cheering

>A man stays true to his one and only Boris dont do it
explain?

this problem also bothers me too. Sometimes I feel like my abnormal(??? define normality) posts and style might look really having some pajeet/mohhamed/ahmed aura, and they are disgusting, i meet them sometimes in youTube or Instagram. I am not like them.

(and I dont lust over girls, not obssessed with any and dont take anything serious)

I am a month on nofap/noporn and actually talk to girls and flirt with them these days.
Boris, I strongly advise you to do the same.

You should do no fap, I think that would help you

boris pls
>
needing to stop fapping to talk to girls
jesus what the fuck is going on in our society

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I’ve been no fap since I started taking antidepressants. Such cases

>.t addicted fapper

Porn literally rots your brain

Here shes telling me to go behind her and stick it in her ~~~~

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why is Paire so useless
can't even win 1 (ONE) set

This game is so sad. They both gonna get trounced by Nadul

What are you trying to prove and to whom, that you can talk to women without masturbating? You might have deeper issues if it has reached that point.

Benoit is raging hard, many such cases among french players

JUST WIN ONE SET PAIRE, JUST ONE

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what was he yelling at the crowd a couple points ago?

Why are you projecting so hard?

6:5 - set point... and 6:6, so you are right

>Zis partout

As opposed to the productive content seen on 4channel

He said they should stop cheering for him, it gets his hopes up

Most folks do, who resort to that. I'd say sticking to this trashheap of a site or reddit is even worse.

Way! This post did NOT aged well

You missed the point, he never said porn wasn't bad. Only that needing to go nofap to be able to talk to women is pathetic

I heard it but I wasn't paying attention tbqh

zet par duuu

reddit is actually better than Yea Forums
i can safely say after 15 years on Yea Forums and 5 on reddit

so how long do these point sets go for?

>When a gorilla enters the room

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go back

depends for what purpose. I posted 1 reply in reddit in my whole life and prob read 4-5 threads.

I posted more on fourchannel

First to 7

back to Yea Forums where I have been the majority of the time?

That eigth point.. Wtf Paire... Ball wasn't even going fast, and you were just there.

until there is a difference of 2

why is it at 9 then? also why did we stop doing the normal sets to 40?

noff wheat bair... and shoeu bair!

Congrats to ze frogs

holy shit the madman did it

see Paire won the set because there is a diff of 2

(10-8)

This Serena/Thiem thing is blowing up
FINALLY PAIRE HAS A POINT
Now watch Nishikori destroy him for the next 2 sets

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>Paire takes the second set

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no to leddit where you belong

Because an American invented the tie breaker... no joke

The annoying part of Nishitkori is knowing that even if he wins the match he’ll withdraw before the tournament ends

Lmao, sum cunts trying to sing the Marseillaise. Pathetic shit.

otherwise the match would go forever

i see, cheers la

no you

Has any player worn ear plugs at Roland Garros? I assume the ATP would prevent you from doing such under suspicion of it being an earpiece for coaching, even though you could easily verify.

Loserbernd wya,??

damn if french cheering will give pairee a balls and kei will be kei there will be another 5-setter

crossed my fingers for!

You have to choose one, lad. Those are the rules. Or, y'know, choose both and just pretend to blame everything on le reddit boogie man.

not allowed to.

*if caught

>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fuckin gay sport

Happy Rusev day, lad

hello Grigor

No chance this set gets finished today, I reckon this'll be a 5-setter too

worry about your next paycheck brushkev

This will massively backfire for Thiem. He will be branded a racist or worse an anti-feminist and his sponsors and coach will be pressured to drop him.

—-

It is a matter of course. It also shows a bad personality in my opinion. I am a 100 percent sure Federer or Nadal would never do something like that.”

Roger Federer was asked for his view on the situation after he sealed a place in the quarter-finals.

And the Swiss felt Williams should have been told to wait.

“He is a male superstar. I don't know what went wrong, but something went wrong for this to happen,” the 2009 French Open champion said.

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>superstar
thats a bit far, Roger

He was talking about Rafa I guess.

nawh they won't get that far. just a bunch of loud bruhhaha from twitter and social media, it'll fade away while hes saying what everyone is thinking

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

Why is Nishikori playing like shit isn't he number 6 in the world ? is Paire likely to slow down a bit as the game goes on?

No, it's bc they are both shit. But Nishi has that kind of jumpy game that surprises you.

Humble Japanese man, must not show skill unless absolutely necessary.

I have the slight irritating feeling that it might be this.

You're out of your mind if you truly believe that shit. Plus, Nishi lives in Florida.

The fuck did he scream? Le chat?

>LA SHAAAAAAAT
LA SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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Nishikori usually waits for you to open the door and then kills you once he sees an opening. Paire has been serving quite well so they have been few of them, but Nishikori hasn't been as deadly as he usually is –lots of unforced errors on potential winners.

I don’t understand how Serena can play maybe 5 tournaments a year and still
manage to be at the center of every media shitstorm

Deus this sport is actually way funner than i thought to watch but fuck betting on this again shit seems to unpredictable

Exactly this
>Nishikori usually waits for you to open the door and then kills you once he sees an opening.
like a vampire then?

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>A French person acting like a cunt
What a shocking development

>realizing that NOW

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Jesus what a shot
>that loud fucking booing
french crowd truly is the worst
New to tennis? Welcome. I'd strongly advice not to bet on anything.

Every time

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MENTAL
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Literally first game i have ever seen and i put $100 on Nis cause the odds were so good, and it said that Nis was the 6th best in the world and this Paire was a no one but holy fuck was i wrong

CAN THAT FROG PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT

SCREAMING @ REF. WHY SO LONG BRO ? WHY ? TAKE MY RACKET. ASK ONE MORE TIME.

>tfw you leave all your rackets at home

I remember that thread, jesus I haven't laughed like that in years. He was gonna suck some mean dicks to get that back. Legends say he's still sucking to get the money back.

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He is loosing it, he lost

The screaming young lad is thirty... Imagine that.

this is 100% a dumb fucking bet i would make

How long are they going to play? This is quite unusual

this is so irritating

Holy shit that is a retarded bet.

I’m surprised someone whomst diet mostly consists of McDonald’s and Five Guys plays this well

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>what is the notion of risk/reward

Not really.. They did the same thing two days ago.

Think they'll suspend the match after the end of this set, or will they go into the 4th?

wait wtf so when do they finish it?

Tomorrow u dumb dumb

Buy some lights, you French peasants

Tomorrow

Nikoshiri won cause he was in front when it got to dark.

>Only two hours left to play a bo5 match
>LET'S DO IT
I fucking hate Forget and the FFT

I would almost believe you if hadn't of been checking my bet slip every 20 seconds

>suspended
Time to post pool milfs. Can you imagine having your mom wear this in public lmaoo

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>Going to the pool with ur mom
>Going to the public pool
lol loser.

So since the day has settled, what has been your favorite match/matches so far?

Wawrinka vs Tsitsipas
Anything else is the wrong answer.

Can you imagine being a creepy weirdo and taking pictures of strangers lmaoo

So the same time tomorrow or do they play right in the morning?

Yes I can

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Oi, luv, someone's rubbed shit on your leg

That last Stan match, Kenin BTFOing Serena also Goofy winning one set over Nadal

Not amurica, no fat people on sight

Umm sweatyyyyyyyyy

1- Wawrinka-Tsitsipas
2- Paire-Herbert
3- Osaka-Azarenka

Fatties only go to water parks and sit in the lazy river while they wear T-shirt’s

she's going all the way lads

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I claimed petra as my sticccfu years ago, back tf off

*blocks your path*

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s..............SNIFF

She's going out next round, pleb

EBJK, IT'S COMING HOME

That must have been a.shit photo shooting. I've been to Normandy beaches.

Where can I go to meet a gf?

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this reminds me of a pic i used to jack off to a long time ago, girl in same kinda pose but shes wearing a native american feather headdress thing

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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i'm right here

MUH

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Amala?

Reminder that Serena won the first 3 slams and was thus attempting the calendar slam. All she had to do was beat Vinci and Pennetta and she BLEW IT!

Konta here resemles someone from wta top-100 but idk whom

Also post qt rare kontas

your waifu claim expires if you dont post her or mention her at least once a month

>Stan played more than 5 (FIVE) hours against Tsitsipas
Fed is unironically going to play Nadal in the semis of RG at this stage of his career. What a bloodbath that will be.

I know the one

link it

russian man, you must quit watching WTA.

You must do MGTOW, Nofap, and evolve from nofap to brahmacharya

you cannot keep worshipping these thots, read this image, ok?

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^^^^

To the tune of "Bigmouth Strikes Again" by The Smiths

Goyim, goyim I was only joking
When I said I'd like to
Take every cent that you have

Goyim, goyim I was only joking
When I said by rights you should be
Paying me instead

And now I know how the 6 million felt
Now I know how the 6 million felt
As the gas rose and went through their nose
And their pyjamas started to melt

(enter second vocalist)
Bignose, bignose
It's those bignose kikes again
And they've got no right to take their place
With the human race

(back to first vocalist)
And now I know how the 6 million felt
Now I know how the 6 million felt
As the gas rose and went through their nose
And their pyjamas started to melt

(enter second vocalist once more)
Bignose, bignose
It's those bignose kikes again
And they've got no right to take their place
With the human race.

There is always the chance Stan slips a banana in front of R-Fed, he slips and twists his ankle.

>inb4 Fed pulls a “2019 Indian Wells Nadal” against Nadal

He has to go full Karlovic if he wants to win at least one game per set

wtf boris is the soul of this thread he is like crazy but in a cute way

man i just love how boris just ignore anyone complaining about him and keep doing his thing he is so based he does not give a fuck lmao

Top kek couriermail.com.au/sport/tennis/gold-coast-police-arrest-john-tomic-for-drink-driving/news-story/57882f17edead9397d820827cab744fa

literally cannot wait but I actually think Wawrinka will beat Federer. hope for a 5-setter desu

I hereby solicit a Protected Ranking

thanks

>Le stand far behind the baseline and smash the ball man

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I think Tsitsipas sniffs his farts too much

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Shame Kenin has to lose to our girl Ash Farty tonight. She earned my respect after not being intimidated by Serena or the French crowd.

Ah, what a le enlightened individual.

So who's the top contender for WTA side aside from my girl Halep? All of the former (and current lol) WTA no. 1 has fallen.

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>you will never look like this

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Time's up!

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i dont think so

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I have been following Djokovic's career closely since he won the AO open in 2007. It makes me mad when people hate on him. The guy was on the brink of irrelevancy before he changed his ways and became the GOAT in 2011. Djokovic deserves to go down as the GOAT because of his iron will spirit.

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Swiatek, Martic, Konta :3

Stephens idk, mugu was shit

he is ok and girls would not be ashamed to be with him at red carpet under 100 cameras, but nothing special. Other ATPlebs are not much uglier(btw how did Stepanek do it?), some are noticably prettier
not a young brad pitt

>The guy was on the brink of irrelevancy before he changed his ways
write more

he look too feminine for u boris

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gamers rise up

He always came up short in titles after he won the AO in 2007. People wrote him off until he went on his run in 2011. People here might be too young to remember it but the guy was seen as a choker before 2011.

post Sabatini please

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High as fuck.

Oriana is ok, but Gaby is cuter

please, keep on posting her more!

>put a like
why?

Whom do you follow on IG also?

>5 hour match
imagine playing for that long and losing

>Greek holds everyone back
More news at 11

so may good games today

pls someone screenshot Iga vs Halep!

no shit

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wait i googled Martic's cute coach before i gone to bed and i found out her birth year starts with 199x!! i though its would be 197.. or or 198.. and she is about 35-45 years old lol
i saw her in 2018 too, in WTA streams

but i was even more surprised this morning, when i learned that Martic is OLDER than her coach! imagine your coach being younger than you when you are not even that old

Petra is 29 years old.
I always thought she is about 23, 24 maybe 25 or max 26 years old

Someone got a stream so I can watch backyard barty :) thanks /tennis/

jokerlivestream.com/joker-roland-garros-live-stream.html

lmao. Polan is truely /ourgirl/.

Thanks comrade you're a legend

best match predictions? for me thiem-monfils.

Monfils is in good conditions + french crowd loves black men, Thiem is strong and dont want to lose to anyone but Nole or Djokovic

also Fognini Zverev can be nice, both are a bit crazy

not even remotely true

anisimova - bolshova
can they speak russian?

THE ODDS ON FAVOURITE TO WIN THE FRENCH SLAM

1. Nadal
2. Djokovic
3. Theim
4. Foghini
5. Federer
6. Wawrinka
7. The nip
8. the tall german dude
9. Del Potro
10. N/A

Schwartman and Pella play doubles

>Nole or Djokovic

wut?

>4. Foghini
>5. Federer
huh?

Thiem
Fognini
Djokovic
Del Potro

Nadal or Djokovic
fixed

>Had a match against a man yesterday
>Immediately get matched against another man(face) today
Such is the life of Sofia Kenin

can Struff deliver problems to Nole?

day ago Federer and Nadal won with the same score, but for me it looked like Nadal struggled and fought more, while Federer won easily and confident, almost no running or grunts at all

and previous rounds Nole also won pretty comfortably, like Fed, while Nadal was fighting like Tsitsipas

is it an illusion or was it really that way?

>odds on favourite
>singular
>lists multiple players
Pull yourself together.

Struff is going to lose in straight sets. He might win 4 games in a set.

I am really surprised how good is Federer this clay season.

He really looks like in the tier of Nadal/Djokovic/Thiem, I think no one expected that? He looks more solid than anyone but those three

Honeslty, he looked better than Nadal in first rounds. (Nole and Federer looked better than Rafa imo, Rafa was not as dominant as he can be and win effortlessly, while Federer matches really looked effortless, well thats his style too)

he is oldest RG quarter finalist in 50+ years

why eurosport doesnt show warm ups and show their clips instead?

Fred looks good because he hasn't been tested so far. Well, we're about to find out in his next match(es)

Federer is either going to lose to Wawrinka in 5 sets or Nadal in 3 sets. The only two that matter in this slam are Nadal and Djokovic.

The only match he looked impressive was against Thiem in Madrid. The others in Madrid and Rome weren't anything special (he needed to save match points twice remember). RG is hard to say because he hasn't been tested with his draw.

Still good for his age but not so good you should be comparing him to Djokovic or Nadal.

he is old and he did not play for 2 years, yet no one delivered him many problems at all

he looked confident and won every match in 3 sets

Ashleigh barty is my mum

ASHLEIGH BARTY'S HAVING A PARTY

CHAT SHIT GET BANGED

Can WTA fuck off already?

Up the pakis

You fuck off m8

this has to be the worse clay generation of all time in the WTA.
Konta and Keys still in the tournament, Barty cruising.
pathetic.

When will be Nishikori vs Paire ?

After Siniakova v Keys
rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-play

Thank you Ingerlan fren

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kek I bet you are this guy . disgusting chubby chasers.

for me, it's the iconic duo

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Australia in a nutshell

rolandgarros.com/en-us/article/zverev-paris-pick-up-lines-pets-roland-garros-set-podcast
>Zverev is single!
>The 22-year-old gave some more detail: “Yes, I am. Am I looking? Sure! But I don’t do pick-up lines. Saying ‘I’m Alexander Zverev’ doesn’t work.”

i can only hope my french(and croatian? and polish?) cutes are out of this predator's sight

I don't even know any british/Irish players m8

he should add in his pick up line that he has won 16M$ already. Should work better

Goffin is 7year older than him and 'only' won 11M. Fuck Goffin,

>he doesn't know the mighty Peter Bothwell

#yolo

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>American player Anna Tatishvili has been fined her entire French Open first-round earnings of almost £41,000 for falling below the standard expected of a professional player at a Grand Slam.

I'd fine them all, kek

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Goofy is trash, he has fucked it up every single time I have bet on him.

did she get fined for being fat?

Best nations in tennis

1. America
2. Australia
3. Germany
4. Spain
5. Switzerland
6. Sweden
7. Serbia
8. Czechoslovakia
9. Russia
10. Belgium
-------------------
>9001. England

She was injured but tried to use her protected ranking to pick up some free money. Also, she is fat.

>1. America
>2. Australia
You're not even trying

America dominated the sport for near 20 years.

*Serena

Who here have Eurosport Player?

post 1080p or 720p replay for martic slow mo slose up freckles please

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wish I had eurosprot player subscription to post nice HD screenshots for you guys

men's tennis too, btw
i lost the nice HD zoomin of rafas and stans shoes day ago, it was so high res

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Kenin looks like she swapped heads with a fat lass

Who here /Barty/?

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More like:

McEnroe, Connors, Agassi, Sampras, Venus and Serena

also someone please post webm of Tsitsipas scarrying the ball girl

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she reminds me of Diatchenko, Tsurenko and Rybarikova, the same lowest bodyfat

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>McEnroe, Connors, Agassi, Sampras
Okay, grandpa, calm down.

>McEnroe, Connors, Agassi, Sampras, Venus

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Everybody expect the burgers.

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Me me
barty taking the piss letting her win the second tbqh

dust

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i found the ball girl moment, but its low quality and not a webm and not exactly that moment
2nd set, 5-3 score

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It's gonna start pouring with rain just as the men's matches start

Easy for Keysie

The future is female

>Keknin

Post ‘em

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This. Men are genetically inferior scum and they must be purged.

mfw all men will be sex slave for women in the future

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barty is my mum

>implying they would want your genes or use you for sexual gratification

>a bagel

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Still counts as getting laid.

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well ofc girls my age find me ugly but ladies in their 70's say i'm handsome. GILF for me

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>Baggle

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Get the fuck in here cunts

>be American
>get BAGELED by an Aussie

How are >we honestly so based lads?

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she is russian

Do any of you watch WTA tennis seriously, or is it just for the bants and cute players?

I can't stand watching it apart from maybe Halep and Bencic.

I watched like 10 minutes of it and I saw 6 double faults, no rallies lasting over 4 shots, no winners save one return, all rallies ending in unforced errors. It's pathetic

>Ash “The Seppo Slayer” Barty

>It's pathetic
Not as pathetic as reddit spacing m8

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with all due respect, please fuck off from Iga. she doesn't look manly, just acts manly

> If you go to college you literally cant not get laid just because of the volume of people you'll meet
Who else is a virgin college student here ?

Paire has a great serve when he gets it right

>USA
more like POO ARSE PEE

>you have wta dabs saved on your pc
>your thought process: 'ooh, a comment I can use this webm for! I knew I saved it for a reason!'
cringe bro, you should pick up a racquet and go outside. It'd make your family happy to see you do something different for a change

>10 minutes of it and I saw 6 double faults, no rallies lasting over 4 shots, no winners save one return, all rallies ending in unforced errors
you exxagerate

Me, but I'd have no problem getting laid if I really wanted to. Just don't have time for a relationship right now, and I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it with someone outside of one.

>American loses
>Americans too scared to post in thread
How fucking much of a sore loser can you be hahahah

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Nishikori needs to get more fire in him

this is called 'the virgin cope'

>just acts manly
where?

she is good looking imo
she also have konta's hair colour and some facial traits(?)

i noticed her only in Lugano match where she was playing in pants, it was cute and I found out she is cute as well

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>but I'd have no problem getting laid if I really wanted to
That's what we all tell ourselve kiwibro

Good question tbqh

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>getting laid and having a relationship is the same thing
beta thinking bro. Just fuck someone

honestly Iga is very cute, and I love her fashion style, in particular this combination of leather jacket, hobo pants, light ultramarine cap and pinky sneakers

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>Ball stuck in the racquet

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>Boris call this outfit fashion style
Stereotypes write themselves

What game? Kei Paire? post it

Nope, I honestly don't care about being a virgin at all.
I've had girls express interest in me before. I'm pretty good looking and not lacking in confidence.
I think being intimate with someone I don't know that well would be weird. I'd rather not.

>mfw you will never be the girl in the front why live lads

everything looks cute on cute girls ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sabine Lisicki is playing in the qualis of some ITF in England today
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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do you watch porn, and how old are you?

Holy shit i can smell the cope from here Just go to a prostitute mate.

>I must take pictures of every little thing I do
Smartphones were a mistake

if a girl express interest in me, it's because she lost a bet and has to date the ugly guy from the class

if you think having sex will change anything in his life your a retard

someone needs to fucking slap Nis his so out of it

sometimes, and 20.
see

dude just go stick your virgin dick in some pussy its that simple bro haha

This guy was insulting you don’t defend him.
It will change his life

>where?
everywhere
she would be a prime example of a tomboy if she had shorter hair

>wakeup
>see bagle
>petkovic didn't go through
>barty slaughtering everyone

>>I must take pictures of every little thing I do
>Smartphones were a mistake
but I enjoy seeing every little thing she does

god damn it nishit get it together

I think that attitude is kind of pathetic, honestly. Your life would have to be pretty sad for it to change it I think.

I had sex when i was 14 and i still was a loser all through high school and collage it wasn't until i started lifting and trying to be better my life changed

>Paire
cmon man

okay to stay on topic
who would you rather lose your virginity to, nishi or paire

hang in there bro, you'll find someone one day :)

its not his fault his either a young dude or he just over values sex to much which you can blame on the media

holy shit

It doesn’t change your life like you’ve had a religious experience or make you fucking invincible. But it will mean that you don’t act like a clueless fuckwit around women. Believe me they can smell it on you a mile away. Better to go to a prostitute or some other easy girl and get it out if the way.

Y I K E S

You were a mistake too

/fit/ poster. That explains your other posts

cringe

bouchard if she had a dick

I don't have a problem around women. If having sex increased your confidence, that's great for you, but don't assume that's what's best for everyone.

I hope Struff takes atleast 1 set off the cyborg

It will help you

Why do you all care if Frodo gets his dick wet or not?

you don't know me, fuck you.

I really hope someone shoots djokovic

You were the one who started its

Struff will hack the bot

Why dose Nis always let sets slips if he cant get the first point

Because he never had sex.

deus he is a nip but the dudes a super star

I really hope you could let go of your anger.

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I fucking hate djokovic and his wide eyed 'yeah yeah you think you're better than me' wide eyed stare. God what a cringey piece of work.

someone please post the double mint dave webm

I hope Paire wins

Its just his resting serbian kill face

How can anyone like Djokobot?
When he wins he does cringey things to be liked
When he loses he is an angry asshole shooting at everything

bad post

>that victory ritual monfils does
kek, hope I get to see it vs thiem

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I'd like him a lot more if he embraced the fact he's a villain.

can a Muslim please blow up this french crowd

Mustve really touched a nerve. No need to be so insecure

Paire would not even win a single game against Nadal

Back to Fortnite Nick

>the ol choke set point and lose the next two to lose the match routine
saw that one coming a mile off

wow nishi's nerves are shot, 2 double faults

what in the fuck

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Put all your money on 6-0 Nishikori anons
Free money

his surname is kinda dutch

lads i don't think i like this tennis thing anymore

/our guy/ is gonna wipe the floor with Zverev

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6/2
8/10
6/2
8/10
HMMM

paire is a junkballer

I fucking bet on the nip like the idiot i am

>Betting on Nishikori
Oof

you think?

>Post ends in 06

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God yes, please
let me see the twinks tantrum

who will mentally break first though

Zverev won a match in the 5th set yesterday
Memerev, the mental midget 5 set bottlejob won the 5th set
I wouldn't bet against him after that

Anyone who watched that TB needs to apologise to the WTA right NOW. Two complete morons.

>Paire buttonmashing it through
impressive
curious who will mentally collapse earlier

I do rate Paire but fuck me I hate his game
>le big servin looping arc shots and dropshot meme man
disgusting

>wins easily against Osaka
>gets run over in the next match

500

don't you fucking dare get bagled Jan-lennart

make new bread

good. he didn't got bagled.

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c'est fini shittykori

oligarch with eurosprt player, can you make a webm from yesterday's match?

NO U

fucking hell should have bet on paire after his lost set

should i cash out at a $30 loss or is there still a chance for Nishikori?

>mfw I did

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>betfags

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SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!!

paire playing like a demon

nevermind, he wants to end games too quickly

rip to the aussie that bet 100$ on nishikori

must have been pissing himself on that match point

Fucking typical isn't it
Bet big on someone, they get within a hairs breadth of winning the match and lose
IKTF ausbro hope he comes back and wins it for ya

>Okaka
>Nishipoori
Japan on sudoku watch

lmao paire

Inevitable choke inevitably happening

>it's another paire chokes a key point with a double fault episode
ffs

Is it humanly possible to be dumber than Benoit Paire?

it's not over yet lads!

>paire going twice for the middle serve
>feeds two points to nishi
>does a dropshot
>hits the net
>loses a set
what the fuck am I witnessing?

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I'm so sick of this fucking Peleton advert

Paire is such a retard

>Pooaire
bruce's bet looking shrewd

I think paire is a betting's man nightmare

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Zoomers are a bookies wet dream
>Memerev
>Tmeme
>Sissypas
>Pooaire

>30 year olds are zoomers

>Betting in a match involving the French
>Ever
Kek you guys don't know a thing about tennis betting, Frenchies are cursed left right and center

seriously
why is nishikori making this so hard on himself

>This chokefest

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zoomer is a state of mind lad

kei only has himself to blame.

>Shittykori

holy shit, he got the set and now he can serve
JUST FINISH THIS OFF YOU SILLY FRENCHMAN

CAN HE CHOKE AGAIN?

Accurate desu
>herbert
>sharty
>memerino
>pooaire
>myson

ok that rally was fucking sick

WOW

>ANOTHER double fault
Holy shit

Don't you have jobs or school or something?
How are you able to actually watch the match

That guy with the scarf is the Frenchest man I've ever seen

yes
we
can

>not embracing the NEET life

I thought Nishikori was the 5th set GOAT? What happened?

youtube.com/watch?v=XrCOII2MGX0

>not having eurosport player

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watch and learn

wagie SEETHING

do the french actually wear those hats outside of roland garros or is it just a meme?

I hope you are kidding.
The NEET life made me miserable.

I just read the live ticker and shitpost at work.

Ffs

>Break
Can Nishikori actually turn the table around?

AAAAAA WTA IS HAPPENING?

This is what french people wear

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just fucking finish it nishi jesus

watch him get broken again.

Paire is the most WTA player in the ATP

>He isn't funemployed

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i would be if i had passive income

It's genuinely frustrating to see him play.

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...

>Netherlands is 2nd european country in percentage of the population being muslim

i hope you took it out fuckerrrr

haha