/cric/

>red dot not off center

try again

You now remember Michael bevan

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BASED Widdecombe dabbing on the poofs

Reckon S. Africa should cease all connections with sport until they get their politics sorted out.

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oooo....oooo....ooooo....
it is my cricket world cup

Exactly. it's time to cut down the tall trees

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It is off center because pepe is facing you. It merely appears center.

It's a phase in our net culture desu, you'll see some anti-Pakistan sentiment as soon as they do/say something shitty to Bangladesh. And then people will go back to hating India due to it's border guards killing farmers, and the cycle will continue.

does anyone hate the Sri Lankans?

indifferent, used to quite like them back in the day though

Post Bangladesh qts

Would quite like to visit the sub-continent, but I've spent too much time on /pol/ and now I outright refuse to go to any Muslim countries desu. Include India in that too btw

Brits lost im Vietnam too

I visited india, it was meh. Very unique but also tiring and stressful

Bengalis, Lankeys, Pakis, Windies, they're all here lads

Is Bangladesh the best sport nation all around?

no doubt

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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no, england is like it or not

NEED to hear the reaction from Rajibrain

Yes Sri Lankan tamil refugee here

why?

The virign tamil. The chad Sinhalese

Anyone want any songs a-singing? Cricket's over and I'm bored now

Is there an official reason why India’s game is four days away?

toto africa

wagie wagie
back in your cagie
pay for me
and don't be hasty

I think it is on eid so ICC is trying to milk as much as they can on holiday.
Not even exaggerating but that single match will get more views than all these games which have happened till now combined.

Not really. An awkward bunch though

a full strength Mushy- shakib batting partnership

The Mushy-P Show

As soon as I posted my internet ground to a snail's pace, making it impossible to record anything unfortunately. Fucking annoying, but I'll have some dinner then try after

Based Guitargod

So it’s the BCCI doing it

yeah it was m8 ama

Sorry about the delay fella

vocaroo.com/i/s0ZHDcungWOq

based

Take it to /soc/ you fucking attention whore.

India has always been an obnoxious country and our government always loves to suck their dick. Its not a religious thing (for the most part). Our people have always hated India because of that

At the end of the day, a curry's a curry.

Not a bad idea desu, usually bother them in /brit/ or /dixie/ but I'm yet to try /soc/

Indians are the worst of the curries desu. Have that blind nationalism Americans have, but the country is a shithole.

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>but the country is a shithole.
so they're exactly like americans, got it

They're worse than americans desu. I had to go to Bangalore for work, and I mentioned to the pajeet team I was working with that the hotel I was at didn't have great service. Like I'd done a shit on the table and they all immediately started chattering about how Indian hotels are the best in the world, the service is the best, and how could I possibly be complaining about an Indian hotel, and this was some Britisher arrogance to think he could get better service anywhere in the world than India

Get out of my thread please

BASED

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they sound more like chinkies than mutts desu

Yeah, please do.

This. Sounds exactly like chinks.

BCCI needs to die.

bro it is shakib

Happy birthday Liz.

Fuck USA, fuck Ireland, get fucked.

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simply resplendent

kek

>Her first drink, per former royal chef Darren McGrady, enjoyed shortly before lunch, is a gin and Dubonnet with a slice of lemon and a “lot of ice.” Sure, this sounds about right. A classy and posh and powerful concoction.
>Then, during lunch, she’ll have a piece of chocolate and a glass of wine at meal’s end. (That we have been eating lunch all these years without closing with a piece of chocolate and glass of wine now makes us feel utterly foolish.)
>O.K., then, also at lunch, the Queen drinks a dry gin martini, according to her cousin Margaret Rhodes. So, yes, we are now at three drinks by roughly 1 p.m.

literally /ourmonarch/

Business idea: Abolish the monarchy when she dies, throw that ginger cuck into the sea

yeah, the chaos that whore is going to cause will be hilarious. Couldn't be just be his retardation to agree to marry her, must be a plant.

based Liz

>be me
>be in car
>hordes of shit streeters banging on the window

Everytime. Maybe it is better now

Like a rock star m8. Bet you felt like a million bucks.

London didn't used to be like that

In London, driving is for piss poor uber drivers or the rich. Driving there is nightmare, if anything drivers should start beginning pedestrians and cyclists instead

wouldn't be the first time a yank has pozzed the monarchy

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alright, it's 7am, time for a bit of a nap.
Least Edward fucked off with his poon, Harry's letting that gold digging gutter slut rot the place from the inside.

Cringe

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Zachary here
My Flat got completely flooded in a storm

Having to stay in one of those grim backpackers hostels tonight

oh nononono

Good, hope you become homeless
Good, hope you get raped

Shut the fuck up kiwi nonce unfunny retard

Absolute state of of the poord poorld
Just wanna be back in england

In fact, 95% of /cric/ hopes those things.
You're widely disliked here.
Pretty sure Sebbo likes you though, he's the 5% (by mass)

>lads I posted nonce again

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>citation needed

Well no, I cant actually PROVE Sebbo likes you, got me there

have cricket

Don't mind if I do, cheers

RAJIGOD

This New Zealand poster is getting VERY belligerent and it's threatening the harmonious discourse that we all appreciate within /cric/. Dare I say it lads, it's just not cricket.

so true

so true

>attack based NZ at every chance
>only have one weapon in your arsenal: nonce
>get BTFO
>cry to your cric simu-friends
Heh

Anthony Joshua got beat up by a fat Mexican lads

Glad that overrated wog was humbled

Parker will beat Ruiz again easily and secure yet ANOTHER world championship for based NZ

i don’t care about nz. Your countrymen’s posts are awful from a both a gimmick and a cricketing perspective, also the hours are so different anyway. I’m going to sleep now in fact, goodnight you fucking nonce hope Bangladesh fucking batter you next game

youtube.com/watch?v=zMY8WPsSSUk
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fishboi

95% mate. Don't choke in your sleep.

kek, if you hadn't doxxed yourself on purpose and smeared cric with your horrible face, no one would be able to recognise you as a distinct figure in any way shape or form you completely banal cunt

Any rajibul reaction from today?

I, for one, dislike the hostility of this kiwi

youtube.com/watch?v=tdIQTEYXDP4
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...

Though you were going to bed m8? Or are you pulling a sebb and pretending you're not samefagging

Mowed the lawns to warm up a bit lads. Can't feel my bloody fingers.

seething kiwi is one of the best gimmicks out there ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=rRj3QLrik0E
x

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>lose to geisha's butthole in the rugby world cul
>lose to kermits asshole in the cricket world cup

They're done.

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also playing cricket

>win the rugby world cup
>rocket to #2 test ranking
>win the...

r/cric

Bit peckish lads ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=QFmtwH6v84o
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Hue has never actually watched a cricket match yet makes more insightful posts than sebbesity kek

alri..
a) not sebby
b) only care about test cricket
c) if you do want my opinion, eng, aus, wi and india are the teams to watch for this wc
nowt complicated
simple as
x

have sex

Why are there like 100 metres between the main playing area and the stands in cricket?
Seems terrible

Your mum's not answering m8

Increase binocular sales to boomers.

XD upboat

uuh, 2015 /wwe/ called, they want their "banter" back kek

Based Hue

'ate hues
'ate septics
'ate curries
'ate darkies
'ate poofball
love cricket
love the Queen
Simple as.

no one cares

Free seething non-Commonwealth (You)s to celebrate Queens Bday lads

G'day lads.

bit fatigued and achey lads
anyone want a cheeky dose of the flu?

I for one consider Zachy a friend and would never bum him.

why is bangladesh so shit at every sport when a billion people live there

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Please sneeze in Sebbo's chocolate milk

I'm unironically eating chocolate cereal right now before bed

I bet you are you disgusting fat cunt

At least I don't have the flu dickhead

I don't have the flu fatguts, I'm not a wimp like this guy

flu doesnt care if you're a wimp
it will cut you down to nothing

Dont hesitate. Get the flu vaccine today

Yeah get the flu vaccine so the flu virus can mutate into super-strains that will devastate populations. nice going retard

For me it's using antivirals.

What do fatguts and South African cricket have in common? They’re both going to need a heavy lift crane to get out of the pool.

just like ur mom LOL

95% chance of the retarded alcoholic manlet balding cunt choking on his own vomit.

At least when I want to visit mine I don’t need to pay the zoo $30 for the privilege

racism should not be tolerated

How do you find the kiwi in a shoe shop?

He’s the guy masturbating at the ugg boot stand.

*snap*

Why are britfags so obsessed with us?

my absolute lads

because we have a better navy

We make way more money than they do

despise the royal family

wish we did the french solution

cricket

brainlet

cringe

BCCI = ICC

yikes

*snap*

Hmmmmmm

gottem

Mustn’t be a very busy day in the top legal offices of Tucson for all this deletion.

and you wonder why he does what he does

do anti depressants work?

Think you want Google.com

Based and antivax pilled

>muh on topic when there's no game on

they definitely help you function better, but you also need to make conscious lifestyle changes to completely recovery from depression

This

trying to quit porn atm

got a bat got a ball
got my mates got it all

Why are you depressed though?

porn isn't necessarily an issue

for me it was slowly setting up strict routines where I'd wake up at the same time, exercise every day, work between set hours etc. I found that the more active and busy I was, the less depressed I felt

my problem with exercise though is that I get addicted

You gotta do what you gotta do m8, be a man and endure.

I Have quit fapping for 9 months but i was still watching porno. I succumbed to the temptation eventually and started jerking off again. This time however I haven't been watching porn or any sort of dick hardening reading, exercising on regular basis and sticking to my routine. It's fucking hard man, really tests your very strength. But one step at a time and oh yeah reward yourself with a pint or two on weekends to take off the edge. Feels good man.

The thought of a brown person napping is extremely disturbing

>napping
Why would anyone think about it?

You mean fapping?

The thought of a brown person is extremely disturbing

I'm sorry but you sir are being extremely racist.

never said anything about actual brown people dumbarse just the thought of them

Hostility on the rise

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fuck up sebbo

Bit ambiguous

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soon

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the chad incel pedo
the virgin lebo sebbo

Did you get your sister her plane ticket yet mate? Remember she's been claimed in the name of Jesus Christ.

sebbo would fly over himself but the plane wouldn't get off the ground

nah it's more like i can't take the time off work
and either way can't be fucked to travel for a tart like her

Hmmm yes.... The cricket....

*crickets*
ah yes based

>we

kek

Of course, South efrika will play better against India now.

genuinely think they're just cooked and incapable of a good performance

Honestly don't see the Indian team succeeding with Dhawan and Dhoni in the playing XI

Nah lad they'll shit the bed against India too. >We are unironically a better team

>4 days to go for India's match
Fuck the BCCI desu

You now remember Lloyd Pope

*gets gout*

is South African cricket., dare i say....on the ropes?

*be's on the ropes*

never actually forgot about this big brained leggy

Sad to say that we're witnessing the end South African sports

>rope breaks

>Zimbabwe gone
>Sri Lanka gone
>Saffers will be gone soon
Grim stuff

>we
which county are you from mate

perfect time for an AFL expansion there

>Zimbabwe gone
Fuck Mugabe
>Sri Lanka gone
Fuck their board
>Saffers will be gone soon
Fuck their racial quotas

The end of white people sports. South Africa is now entering a golden age of wogball. It is also the future of Australian sports, stop resisting the inevitable.

One bad game and it’s the end of South African sports, Jesus calm the fuck down you overdramatic fucks

India's also been fucking with Bangladesh for the best part of 50 years.

found the welshman

Grim

Won't take off

>One bad game
They player like absolute shitters against England too.

Bangladeshis aren't saints either.
There are millions of illegal bangladeshis in India stirring trouble wherever they go. They have been causing a lot of nuisance in Assam and Bengal. Not to mention the smuggling of livestock, medicines and tribal women across the border.

>One bad game and it’s the end of South African sports
>One bad game
>One

>tf
>tp

prove it

imagine having phelu in your side when you could have a full strength David wiese instead

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It will suffer the same fate as rugby

reckon it could

rugby will always be the afritaarders sport
AFL has the benefit of being culturally neutral and more exciting than soccer, also played on cricket grounds

prove it you can't

...

based and cringe

a full strength South African exiles

Faf du Plessis warned his South Africa flops to expect “harsh words” as the skipper fights to save his country’s spluttering World Cup challenge.

ohnonono

England playing away today

upset on the cards?

Pls crush the porkis today. If lose to the pakis today after destroying them for a month straight, you're worse than the Saffers

How many games do you need to win to qualify for the knock outs ?

At least 5 but you'll also need a good NRR

In my hometown we have lot of Tamils former guerrilla fighters, oldest immigrant population and highly respected in town so fuck Sri Lanka and long life to Tamil tigers

pakistan have a sniff here

who /freemoney/ here?

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Disregard flag, im new to cricket:

What is the point of keeping batting when you cant chase the score? in the last over of last game not even hitting all sixes would had South Africa won. Whats the rationale behind it, why do they even care to play those balls?

Look up Net Run Rate (NRR), when two teams are tied on points the team with the higher NRR goes through.

Bengalis are still my bros.

what's sebbo up to here lads

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is he at the beach?

Looks like a beached whale

Waiting for Greenpeace to roll him back into the sea

Getting a sweet tan.

>he deleted it
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

can't be, he's hundreds of kilometres from the ocean

Explain.

...

explains the rising sea levels

UNIT

Deleted. What was it

thx dear pajeet

A facebook screenshot in which the fatso didnt edit out his profile pic

he genuinely looks a certified heavy in this pic

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93140975/#q93156581
can't believe I'm spoonfeeding this cazzie

Surely not again

blubster craves the attention

Fucking KEK

That fat cunt doesn't seem to be the original fat cunt. So which fat cunt is the real sebbesity?

it's sebbo, the tip off is that retarded troll cricket page he loves reposting shit from

nah not likely to be two different yanks posting Facebook screens related to cricket

The original sebbo with Mr Foofoo was the same deal though. Commenting on some dumb curry's page.

>picture deleted

confirmed as sebbo

>deleted
Oh nonono

Genuine question - what is JP Duminy for? He's entirely mediocre and yet he seems to always be in the team. Playing Duminy ahead of Miller against Eng was insane.

to help make up the non white quota

Doesn't look like the same dude though.

filling in a quota slot, unironically

Absolute state of sebbesity

get 4chanx haha

South African cricket is an embarrassment at this point

south africa has been a joke since 1994

>hordes of black Africans defending the quota system on ACL
Cringe

I'm on my phone m8

>phoneposting
cringe

SA has to have a certain number of non-white players

so not true
computers are for virgins

Sad stuff

Yeah I'd much rather be watching sports or movies hunched over a computer in my bedroom than watching on an actual tv in my living room. Never understood the incel logic at work here.

>having your computer in your bedroom
epic levels of virginity and hair loss at play here

>having one computer
Kek

>having many computers
grim and finasteridepilled if i'm really honest

All seems a bit too much like damage control from sebbesity here. What does it really matter how you post if you're not a fat disgusting spic m8.

having a curry for dinner to celebrate the impending paki victory lads

who's playing, no wait I'll just check the op

Fatguts is absolutely hideous

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the silent /cric/ majority supports sebbo

imagine the smell

comfy right now lads

This is the post

@93156977
didn't ask

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last two digits decides many overs of this contest I watch

dire and noncepilled

why's that lad

last 2 digits predicts when Baldy B loses his virginity

Stream pls

I'm an englishman stuck in nz and its late.

the wizard himself

/r/cricketstreams

Not as bad as expected

last two digits decides how many years kiwi nonce is going jail for

Here you pommy fuck

*pisses on you*

abc.net.au/news/2019-06-03/chinese-warships-enter-sydney-harbour-south-china-sea-claims/11172578

lads

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good proper sentence that nice

>sabre rattling
Yawn.

cric8.cc/in/cric1.php

virus

think we should just cut out losses and embrace China myself, sick of the sceptic imperialism and rhetoric

governments giving me 7 grand tomorrow they appreciate my hard life as a student so much

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STRAFFGOD

I can't see any streams there

read the pinned post

last 3 digits is sebbo's weight in kg

Not as bad as expected.

Lads ama

win toss bowl

How did you end up an Aussie NEET larping on an anime forum?

Anyone got a stream for the game?

AUSTRALIA'S NOT GONNA COP IT

google reddit cricket streams unironically

got a stream for you right here freshie

cringe

gem lad

look up

I already told you where to look you mong

>english "fielding"

state

Invade Australia

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do zoomers understand humour?

Reddit Cricket Streams actually is legit, who knew

I'll need a bottle of water

>Morgan

imagine the banter

>the midlands
This is a home game for pakistan btw

Why are we letting this amateur bowl

>Norf
>Midul
>Souf
All home games for pak

quota

where is the white man's home in England?
Cornwall?

Northumberland

Hastings

Scotland

Cuckfield

Essex

No where.

dont mean to be racist but theres too many pakis in this game for my liking

Imam is shit

What's score predictor tipping, lads?

Imam B you here m8?

yorkshire. well north yorkshire

pakistan win by 150 runs

they're due. it's destiny.

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Thinking of naming me son Fakhar

sloppy start from team England

Cornwall is fucking povvo, so yes.

obsessed

imagine letting a four-eyes play cricket
look at those cokebottles

would his mum become mother fakhar

WALLOP

walloped

Where are all the pakis ITT?

just woak up

there are two above the previous post

here m8

out of all the terrible looking kit, England's is the worst, wtf were they thinking?

here, infidel

fucker

Kek. Hope they lose by an even bigger margin than against the windies

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England bowl like THIS?

pakistan are the good guys to india's bad guys
pakistan zindabad

You know we're going to dab on angrez today

It's not incompetence, it's sportsmanship

how come a Barbadian can play for England now?

Good thing we won’t be seeing it past the group stage.

Find the length lads

Admiring this slogging desu

Muslims are very misunderstood

racist pajeet.

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are we going to win?

looking good mate

the punters are with you

I really don't care what you call us. I've been desensitised by all the India hate threads on /pol/

Imagine losing to a team you just 5-0'd. Sri Lanka tier

Inshallah I believe so brother

Wicket going in two overs lads, imam gonna slog one straight to the bowler

i'd bet on it.

a full strength pakistan

fuck off woakes

imagine ever visting /pol/

Pakis are the same race as us you cunt

Kek Rajesh it's one of those days, I can feel it

Need to cut our losses and get Root into the attack I think

FUCKING THROW A BOUNCER AT HIS UGLY HEAD

GET IT UP THESE CUNTS FFS

pakistanis are aryan chads while the vast majority of indians are dravidian manlets

Woakes is whack

I thought they were darker than you, like half indian half black

pitch is a road

Pakis will need 400

cant stand racism

just sat down with my dinner lads and brought 2 forks with me.

i certainly feel like the fool lads, i'll tell you what.

not sure where moeen's true allegiances lie in this one lads
could very well be a fifth column

What? Paki ethnicities are the lightest in subcontinent. Pashtuns, Punjabis

I thought Pakistan was a poor country. So many of them have made the trip over here to support their country.

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Thats literally not true

Pakis are the lighter Indians plus Persians

Buisness Idea,
only allow players that are born in the country to play for the national team.

The 2nd fork is for your girlfriend silly haha

CAM ON INGERLUND

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pakistan taking the english to task

Do Pakis from Pakistan look down upon England born Pakis?

I live here bro, I know better than you

terrible review

they are all mostly hindu converts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_international_cricketers_born_outside_of_England

seems completely fair.

clearly hit it you idiots

Proud moment for all Dhoni fans

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The one bouncer he threw got smacked for a four.

>Vast majority of Indians are dravidians
Do some research you kangaroofucker. And I am from Punjab, the border is literally a few hours away from my home.

They're fairer than the average Indian.

No idea mate.

shit review that

BREAK HIS FUCKING GLASSES
BOWL IT AT HIS STUPID FACE

most British pakistaniS come from poor places so imagine wealthier middle class Pakistanis would

redpill me on mirpuris

>englel

Morgan you batty why review that

they’re what go to england

True, they were mostly mirpuri labororers in the 60s.

Business idea: /cric/ conlang

Andy Caddick was a kiwi.
i did not know that

Pakistan is batting m8. Are you watching the right stream?

fair to say england are mentally cooked here

Literally backward tribal people from a corner of Pakistan. Do not represent all of pak at all, especially Punjabis who are the majority

literally 20 feet over his head

positively simmering in their own juices right now

Yikes

desu both teams are pakistan.
pakistan vs pakistan b

Getting nervous Nigel?

post your face when England miss out on the semi finals

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Pakistan=mirpuris just like India=dravidians according to the goras.
These goras can never understand the amount of diversity in the subcontinent

>it's coming home

imagine the pressure

please don't use hate speech on /brit/ thanks

think we need to invent a /cric/ conlang so that only real /cric/chads can post here

Bangladeshis are the most powerful race on Earth. FACT.

i learnt everything i need to know about your country from eu4

basedladeshis

>need to stop leaking runs
>throw on moeen

googling conlang lads

>EngLEL

>you now remember how Englel got knocked out by Bangladesh in 2015
>What's an over?
>Englel
Tell me I'm not the only one here who posted in that thread

>one Peruvian
pretty based I'd say

James brayshaw voice

THE PAKIS ARE TAKING THE P ONE DOUBLE S!!!!! STICK THAT UP YA POMS!!!

Yeah it's like trying to define all of Europe as one. You don't confuse a German for an Englishman, but Punjabis and Tamils are all the same to them. Weird

Give it rashid

Is Imam ul Haq related to Inzamam Ul Haq

Ck2 is better

absolute road. 450's par here, would back england to chase down anything under 500

>invent the sport
>be shit at it

nephew, i believe

Nephew

Blame institutionalised racism fed to us from an early age via the mainstream media

nice cope lad

The only trait I'd want from a Punjabi is their ability to dance on the spot. Cheerful bunch but I'm pretty autistic to dance in front of anybody.

true.

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nephew

Hey I'm Punjabi too can't dance at all.

good over, Woody

Playing a Zoroastrian game right now, pretty based. Restoring the light of ahura Mazda to iran

this is boring, when's the next test match?

That’s more like it

Based incest lad

tx

>they always come out in numbers

detecting a tinge of racism

I can't dance at all lad. Unless I've had a few shots, it's a totally different story then.

>run rate dropping

England in control

6.65

Pretty convenient actually, no one but your family gets claims. Worked for the Hapsburgs.

Is Mark Wood the most overrated player in the world? His bowling average is 45, he takes about 1 wicket per game and is always getting injured. Dropping Plunkett, who is literally better in every single phase of the game from batting to bowling to fielding, to make room for Wood is so stupid.

>but muh pace
Yeah. Great. Look at him out there firing down those 88mph pies. Brilliant. That whole 3mph faster than Plunkett makes all the difference, right?

There's no easier life than being a sportsman with "potential", especially in England cricket, you will get chance after chance and no matter how badly you shit it up, you'll be picked again and the media will talk about your "x factor".

So true

this match is a fitting allegory for the decline of the white race lads

>dismal dreary english summer weather

the Imam-Fakhar show

Pakistan on the ropes here lads

>Trent Bridge

I'm having horrible flash backs lads

>spinner on
Game's about to get boring. Post official /cric/ approved youtube channels

>Reviewbrah
>Primitive Technology

unironically true they cant keep this up
the moment fucker goes the entire team will collapse like a house of cards

Eng losing to pak? Now THAT would be based

Athlean X

Does anyone rate him anymore? I feel like that ship sailed in 2017 or 2018

>le skiddy pies man

how good was Stokes' catch?

Don't remember anything happening there

athlean x
chinauncensored

Reminder Ramprakash played 50+ test lmao

>run rate < 6

pressure rising

zoomer /cric/ is so humourless

KEK

pakishit getting blown the fuck out now lads

England really picking up some Pakistani fielding techniques

Stfu boomer

Spaz

LMAO

pakistan with one foot in the grave

Based, already subbed to both these channels

would never happen in kwik cricket

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Imam trying to emulate his uncle there

somebody invite me to BTN

BASED Imam following his uncle's footsteps

and lacking sexy.

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the issue is that Americans see a big country called 'India' and think everyone in there is the same

they do the same for Europe though. they always go on about the white race etc which really is a laughable concept and have no idea about the diversity in Britain with the Welsh, Cornish and Manx, or in France, Russia, Germany and so on

Sebbo brown nosing the zoomers

uh oh

>3 posts early
autism

who does Zachy support in this match up I wonder

GOT HIM

um, that's haram

GONE. GO ON. FUCK OFF

GONE

What does /cric/ like to eat while watching cricket?

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PAKISTAN BTFO BY MOEEN THE ENGLISHMAN
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PATHETIC CUNT

creating a new proper thread be patient

Lmao look at the relief these white boys are feeling. Fuck her isn't even our best batsman

That's like saying the category of mammals is a laughable concept because tigers and rabbits both fit into it

mushroom rice and fried broccoli

Bit racist

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA ENGLAND SO WORRIED ABOUT HOW SHIT THEIR PACEMEN ARE THEY HAD TO LITERALLY

CHANGE
THEIR
RULES

TO GET A WEST INDIAN PLAYER TO PLAY

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

COPE

BYE MATE
PAKISTAN ON THE ROPES

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currently eating choc chip biscuits from Woolies and dunking them in tea
>new thread when

Just had a advo tomato and egg bagel mate

Twisties Chicken but I haven't had one in yonks ;_;

>posting in a sebbo thread

Wtf when did you guys sell your souls?

you'll be fine.

mammals can be strictly defined, whites can't and the people that make up 'white' races have historically stemmed from completely different parts of the world and have little in common with each other

>mammals can be strictly defined
Really is that why Platypuses are included into it despite bending the rules?

This is the post.

>have historically stemmed from completely different parts of the world and have little in common with each other
Also a laughable argument since mammals have literally evolved in separate continents completely isolated from each other for hundreds of thousands of years

>Cornish
Cornwall? As in take the M5 to A30 Cornwall?

Kill yourself Zhang

hey losers, start a new thread
thus becoming winners