New MLS team

>new MLS team
>Nashville Wednesday FC

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>tfw no San Francisco BAY

>Franchisempton Wanderers

Is the MLS a Ponzi scheme at this point?

>no Texas Arpaio guys FC

yep

>Austin Stanley

>tfw no Miami Vice fc

>Charleston Athletic

>tfw no Austin Villa

>Austin Rivers

Actually cheeky giggles from me

Why are they called Sheffield Wednesday?

jej

>Deportivo la Tacoma

Because Wednesday was the only day they had off at the factory they all worked at, so that's when the games were.

Seriously.

>Aspen Villa

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That's actually pretty cool

>Denver County F.C.

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The MLS is a fucking joke. Until they allow pro-rel and make clubs their own actual companies, the league will be an autistic joke. No wonder it's like the 4th most watched league in the US.

Oh for fucks sake
FC

Denver already has a team. Colorado rapids

>No wonder it's like the 4th most watched league in the US.
That's being extremely generous. dyke-apehoop gets more views iirc.

>plays "soccer"
>names it football club

For me? It's the FC Bayern Utah, of course.

For me it's Inter Miami.

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Hockey too. MLS is a ratings disaster and aside from a few teams most of them have shitty attendance too

Why yes, I support Brooklyn & Harlem Albion. Did the gunshot wounds give it away?

>B-BUT YOU'RE PLASTIC IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CLUB
Fuck out the fuck outta here. Premier League til I die. Niggers.... And the team I'd support if I did decide to is ran by Man City.. FUCK THAT

>Red Star Cleveland
>Borussia Albuquerque
>Rapid Chattanooga

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probably the world's most transparent one too
>don't make money
>charge hundreds of millions every year for new franchises
>still no hope in hell it will take off besides some weirdos with no other way to socialize on that scale going to games
>less people watch it on TV/online than go to the games in some markets
it will be really bad once they can't expand more

>soccer not popular
>"we need $200 million if you want to join"
>get relegated to a minor league in a minor league sport
>$200 million upfront investment completely gone, team plays in front of 2000 at $10 a pop
why do you fags think the us could ever possibly have pro/rel soccer league and it not be a fucking joke. there isn't anything approaching the support to have a system like that here.