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BASED fucking dual pussies
uh oh
based au/sp/
Haha imagine if her nudes were leaked, I would definitely not spend 1 hour per day looking at them haha
tipping Goatner to be player of the tournament
these people and the kind who wear tap out clothes and only watch mma and shit on every other sport make me physically cringe
For me, its /cric/ and /hoc/ bromance
>tfw I'm sharing the thread with a bunch of tasmanian incest babbies right now
yikes
Nah. Hockey is nearly as boring as cricket.
tipping du plessis to score a century in vein
Is NT rugby territory? I always thought they preferred football.
>domestic games have higher attendance
BASED tasmania lads
Never did what, mate?
All I want here is for Smith and Warner to be treated like every other convicted or confessed ball tamper in the history of the game.
They've already suffered a suspension and financial penalies that were orders of magnitude more severe than anyone else has ever copped. For people to be branding them cheats is just over the top(I mean calling them cheats in a serious, non banter manner.I'm not really counting jokers dressed as sandpaper or the kid getting Lyon to sign a piece).
So fucking pathetic
Tasmania seems pretty based to me
i was thinking the same thing. wager that this chart is a little biased
du shitty
is this from reddit?
despise anyone that shops at culture kings
oh no no no
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ouch
NSW should be red. The Swans got higher crowd numbers than every NRL team in 2014
RAJIBULED
Only Rassie remains
I see it says by match attendance in 2013. Perhaps the nrl play more games there.
Tasmania are a footy state
50/50 split according to people I've spoken to
ahh yes, the famous nrl """crowds""" I've heard so much about
Why does Malaysia not play cricket.
> British Colony
> Has a large Indian immigrant population
>sith efrika
this is the year lads
>/cric/'s rajiposting before the match worked its magic
Sceptical that 'Aussie Rules' is actually a real sport
>faf poo piss pee
Ball tampering is cheating. Everyone who has done it was a cheat.
have wondered this myself. what sports do they even play?
SO fucking based
I just gave up hope on KP being sensible. He literally is just stupid I feel when he talks.
After the Asia Cup win against BD in the final, he said something like this to Kedar Jadhav while talking about his injury,
its not verbatim but similar
"Was it real or was it just for show? We all know you like to put on a show, tell us what happened"
Kedar was having trouble running and even walking on the pitch in the middle. He had retired iirc and then went back in the end .. and this idiot asks him after the match if he was faking it.
they are so obsessed with football it's actually scary
Brazil doesn't have shit on them
Back when I used to have a Facebook around 2010 and I followed Arsenal's page - every single comment was from a fucking Indonesian or a Malaysian.
It's SCARY how much they love it.
youtube.com
PLEASE watch our sport
/r/cricket
Lads
New jai Paul and his leaked album up on Spotify
Fun fact: As of 3 years ago Bangladeshis in the UK overtook Pakistanis in terms of population
Pakis have about 2.5 kids per person whilst Bengalis have 4.
Which is weird cause Pakistanis seem way more conservative.
>b-but the search engine with the pretty colours t-told me they'd win
keeping the balls full and the wickets column empty hehe ;D
The Aussie Rules community labours on the notion that everyone would actually love aussie rules, they just haven't been exposed to it. They live in their own little Melbourne-centric bubble, but when they go overseas and get 200 people to a game it shatters their illusion that any one else gives a shit about their "sport". Quite pitiable, really.
based
was just listening to him
WA and SA too mate. West Coast alone broke 1 million attendees at their new stadium in a little bit over a year.
fuck up josh
t. goose
what's the difference beween Aussie Rules and that meme game the Irish play?
absolutely kino photography in this one lads
they copied us.
love how that's always ignored in this narrative
WA is absolutely obsessed with footy, it dwarfs cricket completely. Rugby doesn't even remotely factor in
We get paid
Theoretically: What are the maximum amount of runs a team can acquire without hitting it into the crowd or hitting a boundary?
Like say the fielding team had slippy fingers and kept fucking it up trying to throw it back to the wicketman - could you theoretically clock up infinite runs or is there a limit of 6?
That was a good day.
Going to sleep this shit is boring. Hope SA pull it off
WA is probably more obsessed wtih footy than victoria honestly.
plenty
cricket is more rugby derived than anything
Wow, you've got TWO cities. Amazing
but the only other people that give a shit about league are yorkshriemen
in the south of Britain I'd bet sevens is more popular
footy I meant
probably
compare Freo to say North Melbourne or St Kilda. Freo are one of the most pathetic clubs in terms of success, but they're a large club with a extremely dedicated following
Victorians are extremely fairweather in comparison
>/afl/
> No one actually refuting this truthbomb
lmao
do you mean total or off a single ball? sorry but i dont understand what you're asking
WA's population alone is like 2.5 mil
lancastrians love a bit of league too, more so than the yorkies
the little difference there is - they modify it to play against eachother once every 2 years in a special event called "International Rules"
It is an objective fact that AFL is more popular in QLD and NSW than League is in victoria/wa/sa
This CANNOT be disputed.
dropping the spag
it's completely wrong that's why it's ignored
dude its 11am
>dropped
KEK BANGLADESHI FIELDING
> Ignored
> 5 (you)'s
the state of your logical induction skills
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fundamentally different games mate and that's from someone who has played both quite a bit
The truth is most fans know overseas expansion is a joke and don't really care
Yeah let's say Bangladesh bowl it and the saffer hits it but it doesn't go into the crowd OR hit a boundary.
A Bangladesh player grabs the ball and throws it to the wicket man but it goes past it giving the saffers a chance at another run.
Then they throw it again and miss so the saffers have a chance at another run.
And repeat and repeat and repeat.
Do they eventually have to stop after x amount of runs or could they acquire 20 runs on one ball theoretically?
I've never met someone who follows League.
so true
league is decaying in those states too, the aussie rules takeover is inevitable
Shame they dont show cricket on Finnish tv seems like an intresting sport. I personaly hope England wins the tournament
keeps going
neither
even people whose family have moved from over east seem to have taken on footy over league
I legitimately had no clue rugby league existed until I was a teenager
>they're in a pool
>no pooltroll
shit image
shit thread
shit sport
delete and start again
In Europe apparently the broadcaster is "Hotstar.com"
BASED
Based unAustralian wog
no they can just keep running
kek you absolute freshcunt
it's like Prince minus the charisma, song writing skill, guitar virtuosity, groove, mixing, singing, sex appeal or any likability at all.
So this is the power of the 3rd best team in the world
freshie
If the East loves League and the West loves Aussie Rules Footy and the Tasmanians love Cricket - where the fuck does the love for union come in?
Is union just everyone's 2nd favourite?
BASED
you could always fire up an acestream or check out one of the streams posted on reddit cricket streams
Always liked the Finns
Ok grandad
based South Australian boomer with another absolutely ridiculous comparison
Neither did I. I thought all rugby was Union because of the Wallabies and a few South African immigrants at school.
How much time on average do you guys spend on /cric/ a day?
no, that's cricket
union is only popular for the 1% in the league states, it's a dead sport in Australia and even less popular than soccer
forget who posted this origianlly. was it daniel?
wherever I am, I must also /cric/
I'm only here cause it's the World Cup.
I'm a /trans/ man myself.
Would love to get into footy but I don't know how noob-friendly /afl/ is
Union is watched pretty much exclusively by a small subset of NSW and QLD people. Somehow the wallabies still pull tv ratings in the millions, though. I think a lot of people tune in at the start of every bledisloe but drop off really fast.
if you look at tv ratings the first game is always 1.5-2mil total and the later games are like 250-400k when everyone has realised that we're still dogshit at union.
is maria the white one or the brown one
no one likes rugby union apart from coconut, kiwi and saffers migrants
>not knowing pooltroll
sure is fresh in here
Yeah it was
pretty friendly
Where does the "no one like union" meme come from exactly? Wallabies games get better tv ratings than literally any sporting even in the country outside of NRL/AFL finals and ashes test matches
sad
pretty amazing that Australia are literally the 2nd most successful team ever given they don't care about it
fuck up josh
KEK literally missed everything
Does your enjoyment of sports depend on your ability to shitpost about them online?
*tips*
based obsessed zoomer; your limited listening scope and failure to perceive connections on the simplest terms is always a riot.
it apparently was more popular in the past but the ARU were incompetent and let it die
we're the generation that grew up without union
Is Cricket 19 meant to be good? Only just learned it existed
I'm gonna make the next /cric/ thread and there's literally nothing you guys can do about it
yeah i dont get it either. if all our coconuts who played league were in union instead i reckon we'd be better than NZ
shan't post in a yank thread
are there pitch invaders in cricket?
1) Cricket
2) Aussie Rules
POWER GAP
9001) Rugby
Union was super popular in the past.
in the early 2000s bledisloe games would regularly sell out stadium australia back when it seated 100k people and used to get upwards of 3.5 mil tv audience on 10 which is higher than nrl / afl grand final
Someone explain the difference between League and Union anyway. On face value they seem to have much more in common than the various football codes.
we won't require another thread until tomorrow
It's 2am in Australia and they prop /cric/ up way more than brit flags do
You won't have a choice
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andrew symonds literally heemed a streaker
ANOTHER DROP CATCH!!! CHOKING FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK
Miller's arm looks red
Union: two finger on the prostate while deep throating
League: two fingers on the prostate while getting throat fucked
Bangas gonna lose aren't they
think youll still win comfortably. miller and rassie are the last two batsmen cabable of scoring runs at all
I'd prefer non-meme answers.
nothing but freshcunts in here
Plz nuke us already
Union: ???
League: Wife beaters
League is am extremely streamlined extremely dumbed down version of Union
/cric/ is for everyone, grow up m8
league has to kick the ball to the opposition after 5 tackles or something, and there is no rucking to try get a turn over
League try: 4 points
Union try: 5 points
that's basically it desu
Fuck up Josh
man bangladeshi fielding is abysmal
>RRR 8.36
Could win, could lose. Anything can happen mate. Even a draw, or a tie (not the same thing!)
That's the crazy world of cricket.
The pinnacle of Rugby Union is viewed as the penalty goal. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of penalty goals that can be attempted within 80 minutes. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
Rugby league is OK but I can't deal with all that running and passing. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single penalty goal being kicked! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a scrum collapses and repacks six times, followed by a penalty goal, in rugby league. If league wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in rugby league. They set up too many plays and go far too long without slowing the game down with penalties, line outs and 4 scrum re-packs. What rugby league need to do is make field goals and penalty goals worth more, so more time is spent standing around watching one guy kick a ball. Did you guys see the latest Durban Pirates vs Roturua Razorbacks game? Six penalty goals to five! The pirates had no answer to the Razorbacks tactics of kicking the ball out then collapsing the scrum.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in rugby league, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score tries against each other. Yawn.
>tfw no Bengali gf to bully because of her country's shit cricket team
why even live
How could a draw happen?
south africa bat this out until the end of day 5
Don't look very Bengali to me.
play gets abandoned I think, not counting rain
There's two types of people in this world:
Sub 80 IQ: fuck up josh
160+ IQ: BASED FUCKING JOSHY
>SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA >SOUTH AFRICA
OFF THE EDGE AND GONE
is zimbabwe ever going to get good at cricket again?
FUCK
Relax chutiye, it's gonna be a comfy win you all
Finally a wicket. Thank you kek.
Huq was born in Hammersmith, west London to Muslim[2] Bangladeshi parents who had emigrated to England in the 1960s.
300+ IQ: fuck up BASED FUCKING joshY
the sad this is they were unironically on the rise and they they missed out on the world cup because of the fucking 10 teams meme at a time were associate nations were really competitive, then they had the whole disaster with their board and no money and now its just fully fucked
Oh nononononono
Hahahahahahaha
>the state of seething aussie cazzies
You can try to fit in here, you casual fuck, but it will NEVER work. We WILL find you out and your lack of cricket knowledge will ALWAYS result in your complete HUMILIATION
how do I mention to a girl that I want her to stick a finger up there? I enjoy it but I'm always embarrased to ask
That's a pure eastern paki immigrant right there, far from a Bengali woman
lmao nice tackle
'member this match?
espncricinfo.com
I can never relax.. that's the peril of being bangladeshi fan.
Just lube up your urethra and jam her finger up it. She'll find it hot when you take control
Nobody ever will because there's only 10 teams now
The ICC have literally murdered their own fucking sport
Getting to the World Cup was the biggest incentive for countries who don't care to start caring but they've ruined it.
I'm pissed off too - so many up and coming countries.
Oman, Nepal, UAE.
All ruined because it simply had to be 10 teams.
Zimbabwe would have qualified this year if it was still 14.
>being with girls that dont automatically stick a finger up your doot
just sub 80 IQ things
not in my dick, my bum silly
Look her straight in the eye and guide her finger up in your pleasure whole like a man.
Bengalis aren't as dark as your sheltered mind think they are.
They aren't Tamil.
reminder scotland beat england (the world cup favourites) last year
Knew a few Asian Bengalis
surprisingly enjoyed this game
That's just weird and gay. Sounding is the more patrician fetish. Butt stuff is reddit. You laugh now, but the next big HBO series will probs feature sounding as a major plot point
Bengali women can be hot but
my local indian takeaway man is from bangladesh
he still calls it an indian takeaway though cause if he called it a bangladesh takeaway nobody would buy it
game of the tournament desu
and Sri Lanka the year before
same its great
Just been diagnosed with a 80 IQ, ladies.
I never said they are dark, they are pretty fair in that sense. Shorter in height and curvy yes.
Full strength unified West Bengal and Bangladesh
holy fuck - subhumans look like THIS?
Bengali gf can work. Make sure you're around when it's jamai shashthi and her parents will come round your house with presents and cook your dinner for you
is west bengal muzzie?
Same here with Nepalese, Pakistani and Sri Lankan restaurants kek
remember that one good innings duminy had back in 2007 against us? think it was at the MCG
Where are these women? They're literally one in a thousand, don't be fooled.
full strength IQ
Nepalese seems to do well here
suspect most indian restaurants are paki or at least they are run by Christians since they often serve beef curries
>holy fuck - subhumans look like THIS?
Australia tour of the Caribbean when?
SA are actually going to lose kek
Hindu
The hottest girl I've ever been out with was an Asian-Bengali girl, but I had to let her down after a single date because that accent was horrid
Question PakBro.
Has the hype for the world cup been different seeing as you literally have an ex-Cricketer leading your country?
yeah lol thought he would be the new star of South Africa
honestly shocked to see him still playing
so this is the "fast paced" version of cricket? huh...
Hindu majority
Saffas shook
is that laowhy
KEK DUMINY IS SO FUCKING SHIT
>DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY >DUMINY
Not really. People were going to be excited for it anyway.
GAY PEE POO PEE PEE
hottest for me, as I said yesterday, was an Indian African girl
Indians mix well I reckon
eh, pretty much all women in the subcontinent are hit or miss punjabi, bengali, mallu and all but some are uglier than others though(BIMARU)
hideous
Reminder that t20 is the future of this 'sport'
UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL UMPIREBALL
>(Poo)
oh nonono
not like it will matter anyway desu
Full strength Homosexuality.
>total amateurs
lmao
Had a Chinese-looking Bengali friend named Andrea. She had the cutest face.
That's a Punjabi and North East Indian my friend
based fucking Duminy
- 'ate the bangas
- 'ate the safas
- 'ate the blackies
- 'ate the pakis
- 'ate the aussies
- 'ate the indies
- luv me england
Yeah, one in hundred is really cute, most are just average. I think somewhere like
Sweden women are prettier on average. I'm Punjabi so I may be biased, but I think Punjabis are the most good looking, Bengalis are close.
kek
the further North you go the prettier it gets. kashmiris are the cuties.
WALLOP
BASED FUCKING RASSIE
must be why they all fight over it
am confident rassie will lead SA to victory here lads
MAKE IT STOP
SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP
looking grim for SA this
that smile of hers, you just know he's an alpha chippy making 300K at 21. Knowing that the kid will grow up with a proper male role-model
really hope the bangers win this
Bangladesh have won put your house on it
FIGHT
yeah, feel like bang would get a lot more out of a win here than SA
>tfw no english rose
>RRR 9
In the modern game, when does the required run rate get significant? Used to you'd think SA were beaten at this point, but there are so many meme innings these days it's hard to say
How are commentary duties divvied up for the WC? Where's Bumble, Athers, Beefy, Nasser, etc? Reserved for the England games?
OMG THOSE FEETS
Depends on the team but south africa do not bat deep AT ALL. once rassie is gone there is no way in hell they could dream of chasing this down.
I reckon over 10 with 15 to go
youtube.com
you couldn't be more wrong
No way girls from states like Gujarat and madya Pradesh are hotter than Telugu or Kerala girls
Punjis are nice but they are annoyingly loud and dumb, most of them. Would always prefer Bengali girls. The most horniest of all brown women to be honest.
who /RBMK/ here?
not that guy you responded to and am not going to watch this vid while the cricket is on, can you please give me a rundown
Bangladesh a shoo in surely
>India's first game is South Africa
>By the time South Africa play their 3rd game, India will be playing their first
who organised this shit?
Ten teams, 5 games for each round.
Very very straightforward.
The men are loud, women are nice
You gotta develop a taste for South Indian women, men like their women thick over there. Strange obsession with body odour and navel. It's fucking weird but I'm not surprised.
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FUCK
The kits look fucking dreadful. Everyone is piss green or ass blue. Australia and England usually had great kits. How can you sell shirts if they look so retarded
Telugu maybe, Kerala girls are too dark
BASED
yeah punjabi girls are great
no
intelligent too
Kerala girls are fairer than Rest of south India my dude. Common misconception.
easily the worst yeah
reckoned it peaked at 92
Hormone syndromes are everywhere bro
wish I had a Fanny and could get licked out by danielle wyatt
>mfw the memes will keep spreading for 50,000 years
NRI brown girls.
Literally the worst. Never came across a single good one.
acestream link please anyone? One user gave in the last thread but lost it
Really? My chemistry teacher in Saudi Arabia was very dark, his daughters too. From kerala
my dad unironically met Tendulkar in London (he's a cab driver) and my dad was telling him about the time he visited Goa so Tendulkar told him to visit Kerala cause he says it's beautiful there
that's a true story
The England kit looks like a legit 90s revival. I like it
/brit/ has tranny paki named Monica (formerly Amir)
Tendulkar is a cab driver now?
It is, and the food is better
would your parents be mad if you wanted to marry a Brit-Indian girl?
Kerala is actually pretty fuckin' beautiful. People over there are smarter and peaceful then rest of the Indians no doubt. Got a lot of ever green forests and shit.
love this video
I'm watching it, not too cringe, just seems like a basic bitch complaining about "OMG amerimutt food too big! too sweet! urrrrr the tap water is drinkable!"
>horniest
I've heard they are the intelligent of all either. Verify this.
Fucking phelu literally one of the worst cricketers in the world coming in as a lower middle order bat for SA
Absolute state of the quota system
yeah he's Indian so he couldn't resist becoming an uber driver
it's in his DNA
what does NRI stand for?
Why do Brits love Goa? Is it the booze and seafood?
Lol what? Kerala has the fairest people in South due to middle eastern admixture, few people from there can even pass as Punjabi,
there probably isn’t a cricketer in the world worse than phelu desu, at least not one who frequently plays
/brit/ is mostly smelly foreigns
Actually I think uttar Pradesh, mp and most north india is more worse. Seems more intolerant and generally backwards
need to plow some poon
Non-Resident Indian
they can't speak hindi or english though
just their weird alien language
They'd rather be proud, should be Hindu though. But I come from a brahmin caste so they would be mildly concerned about her caste. But I don't give a shit.
wicket here seals the deal I'd say
this thread took such a shit turn
They speak English a lot actually
Maybe so, most kerala people I have met have been dark
>But I come from a brahmin caste so they would be mildly concerned about her caste
indians on /int/ told me you got rid of that
thought castes were abolished?
my mum will literally disown me if I marry a non-catholic I think, especially if they're anglican
Kerala has a lot of dark and ligth people too, I'd say the the average person from Kerala maybe around this color (maybe darker)and have similar features ( but nowhere near as big as this guy but)
It is abolished legally, people still care though. 4000 years of tradition
Wouldn't say about intelligence but Bengali people in general are the most artistic in India. Their culture values art and literature. Open about their sexual desires and all.
Nz has best kit and ingurland has a decent one , but that's if you don't compare their based navy with red natwest on. Adidas made great ingurland kits aswell . Saffers, banglas Oz and pakis got fucked
Best kit imo
Bengal was where the Apu trilogy was filmed right?
is there much of an arthouse scene over there?
>approaching 12 RRR
yikes
Not in ruler India. Some of them still practicing that shite.
England's kit last year was the best ODI shirt I've seen
only Bangladesh can grab defeat from the jaws of victory
Don't they have the highest literacy rate ? So they should be able to speak English alrigth but the thing about Hindi is that just like Tamils they hate it being forced into their state (not as much as Tamil people though there are plenty from Kerala who can speak Hindi compared to TN)
Kek
How are mochi/shoemakers viewed in India?
t. British Indian who knows nothing about his heritage
see the state of india right now is they are remixing songs which released 10 years ago.
totally bankrupt in head and just want to mint money.
Also, as kids learn little english and internet, they would rather slam those american pop singers.
That's interesting, although I had this in mind.
Btw south Indian women have the best hair in the world. In terms of luxuriance, flexibility, shine. I've heard of temples shaving women and selling it to parlous in Paris.
>The saffers chugging pints of beer 2 feet away from all the muslim Bengalis with their kids and toy tigers
kek
the fans are the best part of the world cup
Most intelligent would be Tamils ,gujratis and then maybe other south Indians like Mallus ? I don't know much on that though
>dat contrast
FUCKING KEK
Should I fap to some ntr javs after the cricket lads?
pretty close to offing myself
It is based, will buy a fake Indian knock off for sure
Are you Indian?
That kind of faces are common in Kerala but a lot kinda look like this too
Geniuses like ramunajan and Bose were mostly south Indian. Although vedic Indian history is about the north. Tagore was Bengali, Iqbal was Punjabi /kashmiri
just think of all the aesthetic test match dismissals you’ll miss out on
>umpball
lol
based
HOLY FUCK
I think they were 'shudras' one step above the worst caste.
Tendulkar still shilling for his autistic mallu fans
Dai aus Mallu, you post here also? It’s not legally abolished dunno where you heard that
Why do all south indians have a belly
>Their culture values art and literature
there has been good literature from that part, but modern bengali youth rarely reads bengali stuff tho.
Nah that was fair I think.
pestern poonion wouldn’t give me my money because the money got sent to the short version of my name
GOTTEM
Yea
Isn't suttee legally banned? Not caste itself, but discrimination based on caste
BANGLADESH IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
QUOTAS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
GONNA MAKE THE ICC LOSE THEIR MIND
JUST WANNA SEE YOU SEETHE SEETHE
High test genes . High test means fat tends to accumulate around your belly, low test around your arse and legs
is south africa even going to win a fucking game this world cup
South Indian food is 10/10 and the most underrated thing on planet earth
Pisses me of that 100% if diaspora are people who sell North Indian food
If you’re the actual shoemakers, then lower caste.
If you sell the shoes made, you’re a middle caste.
If you’re family moved to the UK, then you shouldn’t worry about your caste. Don’t even go there. Be happy that you are casteless. If any other indian asks you your caste in England, give them the cold shoulder
Bollywood maybe. Tamil and Malayalam industry are the best now, also Telugu.
>who organised this shit?
Indians
Oi Kala you here m8
feels good being high test
>no aussies reply to me about offing myself
always knew aussies were dog cunts
Oh they do trust me, either read or practice other form of arts. Drilled this bengali all 2018, could sing really good this one and play bass.
Bose is a West Bengali surname tho
is this achievable natty?
Honestly those coconut chutneys and dosas are better than north Indian food.
I dont know what “sute” is mate you’re confusing sati with something else, probably the shitshow that started recently from the sanghitards. They have no power in south except for Karnataka.
what do you think is his workout routine?
who here also /ptg/?
please shut the fuck up about indian states and women
>founder of Bose is an Indian
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
absolute fucking state of Phelu. There’s Zimbabwe all rounders who are comfortably better than him
Yes Bose was Bengali, my mistake.
No I mean sati, burning widows
not gonna say anything, dog cunts?
Will South Africa?
cannot even fathom the steps you have to take to have a body like that
You’re South Indian as well? The Australian poster is a South Indian diaspora
Actor
Looks pregnant lmao
I'd still choose north indian cuisines over south, although south indian cuisines are literally kino breakfast
Reckon SA could use a few boundaries here
AN ACTOR
got one without the spray paint make up filter?
come home white man
How do you say pooicide in Afrikaans?
Don't know much but it includes a lot of rice and black label
I'm not South Indian.
I'm Irish actually.
I just study Engineering and because 90% of Engineering students are Indian I have a lot of Indian friends so I know a lot about it.
Plus those clickbait videos of Indian streetfood on Youtube always attract me desu.
You must have south Indian food in Delhi though, nothing here. Only north Indian food that we share
it’s completely over
Why is /cric/ so strong minded and elite compared to other poomunities on Yea Forums?
Yeah my mum's side are/were actual shoemakers. My dad's side is Sikh and they're farmers (jatt?)
I don't give it much thought, I'm personally almost completely assimilated an un-indian anyway.
No it’s not practised anymore but the usual BJP autists have started a debate on how the man who brought forward banning it is somehow a British stooge etc etc sick cunts
Will Duminy?
I imagine so.
They haven't played Australia yet.
why did it end?
What exactly are they trying to make last?
>no one will criticise Ngidi and Rabada
Am jatt, it's not defined by profession now I think. Although jats were historically farmers
I live in Bombay, my neighbours are south Indian.
Why this thread have to descend into /sag/ on /int/ tier autism, talk about cricket and not your millions of irrelevant different states or whatever. No one cares , you’re not important, you’re all just brown
Ngidi and Rabada suck
What would have happened if Tarrant actually got to them?
>My dad's side is Sikh and they're farmers (jatt?)
Jatts are pretty rich, they own lands that most MNCs are in. They’re arrogant cunts but good people. Just don’t give it any thought at all
Pls be tamil
has duminy ever won a game for south africa? i dont think ive seen it happen
Pls don’t kill urself
>Implying they can do it
Lads
Indian pusspuss is always worth talking about
We were fuck buddies, no affection budding.
>indian
>posts the most white looking bitch
I'm thinking of getting into Bruce Springsteen
I'm north indian
>Falling for the full toss meme
The state of professional cricketers
average punjabi
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Many Punjabi or north Indian girls are like that without the blue eyes
Remember when Morris scored 77 off 29 or something?
Atlantic city is his only good song
Yeah most parallel in the 60s came from there.
When will this meme end
All up to poominy
Btw I have a friend who is literal ginger, both parents from Punjab
t. dravidian
>it all comes down to fucking Duminy
grim
punjabis have a bit of greek in them from Alexander apparently
>anons talking about their lives is better than the match
I’m Punjabi. Just stop please
hit up @straffo if you want any help with that
Stoinis would win this
need some big wallops
t. tamil nadu baboon
literally every game at this wc so far
I'm Punjabi too, but I actually live here. I'm not kidding, my friend is a redhead. And there are a lot of fairly white people. Of course it's only the rich people though, the farmers and beggars are very dark skinned
Meant your neighbours lad
Duminy is surely retiring after this WC
Is he Mallu? Made a post in /sag/ once and everyone thought I was him
They Tamil yes
You retard no they don't.
Fucking dha burger.
Im very impressed with the Bangladesh fans. So masculine. love when they think theres a catch and just scream even though the ball was hit straight into the ground.
WALLOP on the cards
>DUMMY
proud to be watching another cassie filter match. Looking forward to the stream of >omg what and an amazing performance but I didn't watch it! posts.
Yeah he’s started posting on /sag/ again recently. I was the one who mistook you for him.
Why are muzzies ginger?
Pieter Wilhelm Duminy was born in 1858 -
Charles William Thalman Duminy, d11 (1861 - 1956)
Which one are you talking about?
GONE
HAHAHAHA
most Asian crowds are like that
absolutely obsessed with cricket
OH DEAR OH DEAR
High IQ post
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>poominy
Ok lads enough blogging now. Back on the match
BANGLAWASHED
Just stop getting out
how is he celebrating tonight?
yes mate I think an acting career is now on the cards
OUT!!!!!
is he one of the very best right now fellas?
Duminy out.. I can finally breathe easy. Where would we be without fiz!!
twice that I've seen
useless player in between
I’ve lived there half my life. It’s too tiresome everyone claiming that’s the average Punjabi when I’ve seen with my own eyes what the average Punjabi looks like. What’s even more annoying and sad is the nonstop insistence that Punjabi’s are white looking. It’s pathetic and embarrassing honestly. Why is looking white so important to you over there?
lover uncle is coming over
faulker would win this
mashrafe is high IQ
WHIFF
Need to know Rajibrain's thoughts on this game
not even close
>Duminy out.. I can finally breathe easy. Where would we be without fiz!!
Stuck with rubel hossain bowling absolute shitters
SA in dire need of some Nidahas Finals magic
game over
going to read for a bit then go to bed lads
book is Augustus by John Williams
Can't believe what I'm seeing lads, banglas winning over SA. Sa associate status when?
>38 runs from 10 balls
got the calculator out and that comes out to 3.8 runs per ball
BASED
FAT
HUMP
GAY
Based FHG
How are the nephews mate
Ireland would have chased this down
please kys
I live in a small town 300 miles from Lahore. Small town Punjab.
No they aren't white, and it isn't important to me or anyone. But they are fairer than the rest of India on average, that's just a fact. Only in the extreme north are people that are fairer. Of course the average farmer, worker looks like typical north indian
Found out earlier that they beat SA in the 2007 WC too. Back when they had the goat team
Didn't they beat England twice in WC's?
eliminated England last WC
kidher?
Jesus that was HUGE
Business idea: 10 consecutive no-balls
Thanks mate
HAPPENING
High IQ post
just found out I want to read this. Loved stoner
Vehari
cancelled
have you read Butcher's Crossing? you might prefer that
Stoner is just an interesting perspective on Augustus and if you don't care about Rome it's not as entertaining
I think the Quoteas meme has gone too far lads haha
>SA rugby team gone to shit
>SA cricket team gone to shit
>SA politics gone to shit
>SA economy gone to shit
>HIV capital of the world
everything about the country is just shit
can Bangladesh win from here lads?
Based pakis, beating south africans
You mean Augustus. Or is Stoner subtly about him too
Augustus yeah
it's a very different book from Stoner, it's a collection of letters from people involved in Augustus's life arranged chronologically
SNAKE DANCE TIME
i hate porkis. they should be nukes as soon as possible. thank you.
>Vehari
you guys have a Bihar in Pakistan too? must be a fucked up place
>cricket nation gone to shit because of political climate
Sad, many such cases
The pakis have won by 21 runs!
based africa
great win today. lets do this muslim brother.
Why do they keep specifying it's the men's world cup as if there's another one?
The week ahead:
Monday: 7/10
Tuesday: 1/10
Wednesday: 6/10 [Double Bill]
Thursday: 5/10
Friday: 4/10
Saturday: 8/10 [Double Bill]
Sunday: 10/10
oh nononononononononono
BANGAS
A
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E
D
You now remember East Pakistan
How are you comparing it to bihar lol
For me, it's the duckworth lewis method deciding the champion.
Is one of them a day/night game on Saturday?
For me, it’s waiting for five more days till we play our first game
Fuck you. Fuck Islam. Fuck Porki (Be nukes be upon you). Thank you.
>quota system
cringe and low IQ
yeah Afg/NZ
Yeah, I’m thinking this is based wbu
Honestly what were the britfats thinking
They drew up borders on that map with what seems like random scribbles
How long until SA realises racial quotas were a mistake?
Why are you still butthurt bhai
Wicked
pakis are a lot better than indians.
>kermit’s asshole
cringe
Not sure I approve of communal violence. You're all indians, muslim, hindu, christian and sikh. Paki and bengali.
reckon the South African government actually likes seeing the cricket and rugby teams lose
Pakistan England will be so shit
keen for Aus WI
Make a new thread
So what have we learned from this weekend?
Definitely not in the SFs: PAK, AFG, SAF, SRI
Probably not: NZL, BNG
Therefore SFs will be IND, AUS, WIN and ENG
And England to win it. Obviously.
go ahead
I hate porkis.
oh look a porki
*ahem*
>pic related
Yeah I guess.
Don't bother him. Fellow muslim bengali here. We're gonna drive all the infidels out.
How's the fast going abdul?
India's still questionable in my books, lost to Australia at home and lost to New Zealand last week
>UK's Just Eat ad is similar to Australia's Menulog ad
Wot?
White man’s burden, mate. Guide the way.
What a surprise. As soon as they send based Bumpy Rhodes to look after Bangladesh, they turn into a world-class side. Yet another win for Worcestershire
>India
>SF
if you watch enough tv from all over the world you will notice that its almost all exactly the same crap that appears slightly different to appeal to the market is being presented to
Wikipedia says Menulog is owned by British company Just Eat
t. paki
based darshana you fucking wagecuck
...
>not doing the needful
baka
Have to deal with Indian IT support at toil and they're all fucking useless desu, way worse than the Romanians we used to have
IT support Indians are the worst LMAO
Shit thread
Bet they're really cheap though, so Mr Toilberg's profit margins are very happy with them even though half the bloody company can't get their IT problems sorted
Press 1 if u r happy with my service
I remember a guy firing a crossbow from the crowd onto the pitch
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based
not based
So how's gonna be a cuck and make a new thread not me of course.
Someone make a new thread and not the one faggot sebbo made.
based, so happy for you
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