New /tennis/

Still waiting for Boris to dump his rare Genies folder

Stan is honorable Frenchman, no?

Who will win, Theme vs. Monfils?

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hes the only one who can put a stop to the serbian cyborg.

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>Boomer dabbing on zoomer
Glorious

Could be worse, mon ami.

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Monfils will outmeme Thiememe to lose

Boris only likes manfaced women like Caro, Mauresmo or Petkovic

Totally not biased but /our/guy is the Chipmeister

How rare?

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boris has good taste for once

I just know he has it
Medium rare

Genie has a manjaw desu

That rare?

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AMAZING
GODLIKE WEWRINKA
THAT MURDEROUS BACKHAND

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Rarer

Цы from Tsi without the T stressing will sound like Cы with almost unsoudable 'T'

ERROR 505: ASS NOT FOUND

no commentary is super comfy

i really really want djokovic to get a career ending injury

do they look like men, like ATP players or like Brad Pitt? How come they are 'manfaced'?

They are aesthetique, that's it. Nice eyes, nice facial bone structure, nice chins, noses and foreheads + they are nice women who want to be loved

also Petkovic was insecure about having 'not feminine' shoulders did you know that?

LETS FUCKING GO WEWRINKA
CRUSH THE BABYKILLING SPARTANS

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BASED Boris

Well, she is still Genie in a bottle, the easy girl from Canadu

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take that, boomer

>also Petkovic was insecure about having 'not feminine' shoulders did you know that?
That I didn't know and feels bad to hear that

Yep, no ads, no commentary, just raw STAN and Tsutsu

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ROCKET ONEHANDED BACK HAND, HE TRIED TO PARRY IT,
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

love hearing the players talk between points.

quick rundown on her? she is the new Kurnikova or what?

Thats good for team spirit. Spartans used that technique too

Not surprising. She fucks lads she meets on twitter.

first match of the tournament i've tuned in for

feeling like i chose well fellas

She is Canadian, lad

Also, welcome to 2015

if you mean shit at tennis, yes. she's no where near as good looking at kournikova

There isn't anyone who has a better 1H BH than Wawarinka in the history of tennis. Proof me wrong. Its visually and practically fucking beautiful.

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why do the players talk to themselves in english instead of their native language?

I hope you support the wog

FEDERER ; Gasquet etc.

Manchild had lots of luck to get to 3:0 instead of 2:1

A pity. Fifth set, here we come!

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fed's backhand really isnt that gr8 m8

Tsitsipas does both.

>why do the players talk to themselves in english instead of their native language?
Coaching is in English. Coaches speak English. Coaches need to know what's going on. All the shit they say is code for the coaches.

coaching ins mainly done in English i assume

Those two come close, but there is no 'etc' after that.

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the one tournament they can get away with swearing because the ump doesn't understand them

NO COACHING ALLOWED.

what do you mean burger
big john is based

nice bit o' lip down there

>rules

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STAN the MAN. Not giving up on set 4, I like.

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she has a small pussy compared to the one we saw yesterday

>Cute little girl voice saying "Te laisses pas faire" @tsitsipas

As in, "FIGHT ON!". Cute as fuck.

Robredo my dude

Is it true that pic related bitterly complained in Canada that Genie gets all the men's attention and she gets nuffin much?

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Kids who don't understand who leads in a set are annoying.

It's GO STAN if Tsu tsu leads 3:1

who bitch this is
I swear Yea Forums cares more about unknown random wta players than the wta itself

wish i knew what tsitsipas was saying. he sounds mad

Tsitsi was down 0-30. Fuck off.

Yes and no, she said that if she was Genie she would get more recognition for her achievements

lads i know nothing about tennis but is betting on K. Nishikori a good idea?

The fuck was that trash?

SCHWEIZERLAND GO! STAN THE MAN BREAKS!

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If his wrist doesn't explode yea

Londero looks like a twink Wawrinka

I always forget her name

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Nadal making mistakes

wew those glutes

>not knowing sweet lil Francoise

Lad, lad, lad

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>her achievements
Pictured: Her achievements

fuck is this likely to happen ?

have the same with white WTA players? i could ve made but always late

If your goal is to lose money, yes

How could the french guy win his not even close to number 6 in the world ?

Well yeah so thats why she came off as a whiny bitch, because she didn't achieve anything but still want fame and recognition

I hope she's a more friendly player unlike serena.

why don't stupid frenchies just get hawk eye?

>stefanos shitsinpants
>stanislas wawstinka

B. PAIRE is a fucking lunatic. Easy money desu.

Unlikely but not impossible for him

parisians are ruthlessly arrogant.

He's chad as fuck.

On a more serious note, Paire is a freaking unpredictable wildcard. He can win pretty much against anyone in Paris, except maybe Nadal.

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TSHITSHITPAS

crowd is really cheering for rafa's opponents way more than for fed's opponents(idk about nole, havent seen his games; also he ended all in ~2 hrs? faster than rafa and fed)

is it because fed is french?

Tsitsipas with a bit more experience would have ended that game long ago. He gonna be a scary lad if he can harness that emotion drivel shit he has going on.

>Lacoste
>unrolled collar
Is this from 2010?

>why don't stupid frenchies just get hawk eye?
It's a clay tournament. You can see the ball print.

Hawk Eye is notoriously unreliable. Nobody tells you that, but the shit costs millions to install and maintain, and it has kind of a pretty large error margin for every 50th ball or something, especially very fast balls.

>Hawkeye
>When the ball makes a mark on the floor

>He can win pretty much against anyone in Paris
djokovic and, surprisingly, absent for two years on clay 37yo grandpa look better
also thiem

can you believe it Nadal Federer Djokovic are top-3 clay players still, 10+ years on

Federer is Swiss.
Nadal has won their tournament 11 times, it's natural they hate him.
A few titles could have gone to french players.

We're having a 5th set, guys.

Paire is France in a nutshell - Capability to shake the very fucking foundations of tennis by destroying everyone but unbelievably unpredictable and a very mental game

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>watching matches with 100% predictable outcomes

What ya doin, Putin?

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why milfs mattek and siegemund wear knee socks young girls dont?

Paire is a loser who doesn't put in the work and excuse himself by saying "LOL I LiKe LiFe and Partying". The kind of shit losers say when they can't win.

>the eternal swiss starts rubbing his hands

>LOL I LiKe LiFe and Partying
He's a WTA player?

GIVE WAWRINKA YOUR ENERGY \o/

Varicose veins

Thanks for the incite lads think i might throw a cheeky $100 on the Japanese guy tho

Pretty much verbatim : "Kyrgios? I like him, we partied once or twice together, it was dope".

well shit

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NWL

Easy money

she has bigger arms than paire

paire will implode mentally. safe bet m8

It's what most Med people say. "Why work hard like an autist and win, when I can party hard and just complain and shit and be number 40 in the world anyway".

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he's kind of right. if only he could churn that style into something successful like monfils has done. its incredible to think monfils has been the most succesful french male player for some time and hes known as a trickster with explosive potency

tfw you're too old to be wawrinka's type

Serena also had it? Or Flipkens... i've heard

...

This.
It's literally skill and experience vs promise and talent. I think that Stefanos can make a unique name for himself in the future.

and wrong sex too

>It's what most Med people say
Med people? Mediterranean?

Good set.

>maddison keys wilson commercial
kawai as fuck

i'm a biological womyn

Medvedev

Nadal is Med though

is there vid with federer after day ago win? after he won he gave signs and talked with public in french

This match showed to me that Tsitsi is a future top 3 player, its incredible how this young hoplite came out of nowhere and road to the top like that. Finally a decent player in a sea of memerios and memrevs

He's autist too.

my dad is persian and tells people he's mediterranean lmaoo

yes

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you know the rules

Final predictions:

who's gonna win this?

w-wew

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>Nadal is Med though
He comes from a Germanic island

Djoker or nadal.

Zoomipas

boomer

STAN will win. I am 50% certain.

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>Nishikori game was supposed to be 3 hours ago

>tsitsipas going to the net, adding pressure for stan to do an ATH hit
>fails it
fuck

Crete diet is best jap are amateurs compared to them

what was teh warning? obscenity?

TsitsiPOW of course!

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Persians are the closest cousins of Greeks, genetically, and only went to Iran after the original IE migration. Your dad is an honorary medbro (and would also be correct 1400 years ago)

>paris in charge of organizing

Yes.

persians had sex with many greeks well over a millenium ago

should put them on chatrier. no one watches womens tennis

is madison ivy still playing?

Why are you complaining?
Now we get to see both interesting matches in succession.

Playing what

STAN has 0:40... now wins game

I love this match, tzutzu in pic related

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c l u t c h

Holy fuck that ace. The angle of that shit. Wow.

Golf?

>frenchiclaps

Mugu have see-through bra :3

pic

You can't just post that without pictures

Really?

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post cute homely Konta pics!

>5/22
Fed-tier conversion

>Not clapping for arguably best RG winner + new champ in the making

you best not like you cockmongler
I've seen it, its not that see-through, just black

Holy fuck that hit. Tsitsi.

I love her, I don't care what anybody says I WILL MAKE IT WORK

>sloane stephens vs garbine muguruza
shit, I don't know who I want to win

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Wawrinka got sunburnt hard on the tip of his nose.

Did Stephens said 'thank you' to umpire after umpire maked the toss and wished a good luck?

Such a high childish feminine voice it was

also do all umpires speak french? even chineze and croatian and greek?

isnt it just a handful of umpires that travel to all the tournaments? yeah im sure they speak french.
i remember one umpire talking to fed in french and fed responding in english.

despite what you might think, french is not that hard to learn, its easy in most optics. Also RG requires you to speak french if you're gonna be an umpire

cheeky dropper

M U G U
U
G
U

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>That soft touch from Tsitsi near the net

Mugu~

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Mugu have one of the best legs on tour in terms of relative and absolute length and proportions

They are long and thin but nt like sticcish liek supermodels have or shapeless like skinynfat girls have, but have a slight athletic shape giving them high esthetism,

What about Mugu do you not like? Stephens has my respect for doing a degree next to /tennis/, but she’s American.

THAT WEWRINKA KISS

>What about Mugu do you not like?
I like her very much. Its just that shes a huge bitch on the tour, with everyone trying to avoid her despite her media heavy presence.
sloane is cool.

Webm of that?

A D O R A B L E

HAHAHAHHA

I LOVE U STAN

STAN KISSES BACK

CROWD APPLAUSE

JE TAIME STEFANO

Repeat

sloane have weirdly long legs relative to body lenght

and her ass is sticking out high and far

(konta also have the same ass features, or is it her posture or is it a dress choice? She really loves squats?)

That one might be 5hrs, lads. It's a big one!

Kinda epic. I am already 2hrs late being invited at a friend's house...

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Did some girl in the crowd asked him to marry her or something?

>sloane has already 5 unforced errors
geez girl relax

Embarrassing 'crowd' at the Mugu v Stephens match desu

I think it was a guy who shout "Je t'aime Stan"

Le dassit mane face

imagine watching women tennis when this is on

>Did some girl in the crowd asked him to marry her or something?

Anyone remember Steffi's "How much money do you have?"

youtube.com/watch?v=KrpdRh_2gW8

Boris always talks about female features, never post pics. You fucking tease

>Tsitsipas vs Muguruza five-setter

Sorry im not a boomer

For me it's Sloane Stephens :)

>tsitsipas twitter

A modern philosopher. How can other tennis players even compete?

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Imagine watching women tennis at all.

Boris is stuck jerking off somewhere in siberia, hes hoarding all the good shit

I meant see through dress with bra being visable

>Embarrassing 'crowd' at the Mugu v Stephens match desu

What are you doing watching a game on Philippe Chatrier? Pre-quarters, that court is cancer.

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>mfw tsitsipas/wawrinka will last longer than sloane/mugu
kek

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Zoomtsipas finna win dis

by copypasting random quotes online?

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He just quotes things other people have said. Typical 'deep' zoomer.

>Sorry im not a boomer
I was 6 back then, lad.

>Mugu/Sloane playing in the 4th round
>seats are empty
RIP WTA

modern day plato everyone

Imagine not watching women tennis for the soft core porn of moaning and thick thighs calves and asses, each stroke of each player syncing with one stroke on your shaft

Plebs the lot of you

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StanGOD

Can Mugu slice?

you got issues m8

yer but its terrible

Sensations status: Nourished

s is only one p away m8

I sometimes watch a bit of WTA tennis to remind myself how not to play in league. I play regional and women’s tennis has so many good examples of how not to play, it’s ridiculous.

Break point nigga

relax, hes just saying aloud what the most of us are thinking

wta players can only bash flat balls. onyl kasatkina has any variety.

stan making so much unforced errors, giving more points to the hoplite than he is making
most wta players of this era have been taught to play tennis in one or two ways. the old guard is all retired.

>Super slo-mo replay of Sloane's bum jiggling

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Amazing match.
Tsitsi needs to tone down on these unnecessary mistakes though

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>zoomer volleys

Based Stan

>tsitsi gets too overconfident and approaches the net
>cant even properly return a ball

If only.

>Fatasskina

>Its just that shes a huge bitch on the tour
story?

and thats a good thing, irishman.

A match for the ages.

Oh fuck, he's dumb as fuck.

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State of nextgen

She doesn't have a fat ass, she is a fatass

But, like, seriously dumb.

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>2nd 5 setter
>falling apart

wawrinka wins

Not even a thousand people in the stands of muguruza's game

>But not any kind of coffee... a really good coffee!
So Italian coffee

Name one(1) non-anglo tennis player without a cringy twitter/instagram.

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Tsitsipas is tearing into Wawrinka's on serve while Wawrinka isn't making a dent in Tsitsipas'. If Stan can hold on up to a tiebreak, he might have a chance. Otherwise, it's Tsitsipas' match to lose

life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

there goes mugu again screaming like she's killing someone

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Holy based backhand

Her chin sticks out as far as her tits

i wish i had HDD, screens, time(like 5 mins in a 60 secs) and hands to keep up with all of it

Karlovic

Oh yes thats the good stuff

>2nd
lolno.

Why has Nishikori vs Paire not started do they play on the same court?

found ball girl and girl from tribunes in IG once

just go to 'geotag' page adn scroll through and sometimes you find it

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>Being this pleb

Yeah, but even other players use the slice a few times. I’ve never seen Mugu hitting anything other than flat balls, with the occasional topspin.

yes

Tennys Sandgren

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she did a few times during her wimbledon debacle back then

>wearing bra and something on top of it
>nipples always sticking out

I can just imagine what torpedoes they must be.

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A man of many talents, cineast, vlogger, first, tennisman second.

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It’s over for zoomer

imagine her only in skirt and bra with that dress

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Eugenie bringing back that Hapsburg chin

me on the phone

pavel, you have your plethora of waifu already. let us have this one.

>thick thighs calves
post em

Caro have statuesque calves :3
like an ancient statue

martic also had yummy sweaty ripped tights today. She is about 180cm tall but weights ~55kg
Tsurenko have the same bodyfat percentage, her shoulders and collar muscules are ripped

was Eva umpiring Nadal game?

Also where is Cicak? SHe doesnt speak French or is she at honeymoon? OR does she have an adult kids already?

I don't like this schedule, hopefully it gets warped by long matches.

12:30 Fognini (9) - Zverev (5)
12:30 Djokovic (1) - Struff
14:30 Khachanov (10) - Del Potro (8)
14:30 Thiem (4) - Monfils (14)

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

give webm of Konta or Jules or even some French breasts bouncing please

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DAMN WAWAAWAWAWAAW WHAT WAS THAT

Foxposter pls go

Put Paire-Nishi on centre court

Nadal
Goerges
Caro
Flipkens (she likes cross motorcycles, velobikes and gamepad controllers for controllers pics in instagram)

>waw making tsitsi scream
good, very good.

Sloane is so cute :3

xDDD

Weak minded bitch
Based Stan

Shitshitpuss finna bouta get broken lads

she's kawaii as fuck
pls stop screaming mugu you're scaring the audience

nips ^_^

mugu always have them
caro sometimes too
konta as often as caro too

Stakho
twitter.com/andy_murray/status/712441771309932545

I screenshoted her for you. not for me

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>a tiebreak
sweetie...

I bet she sucks mean dick with a face like that

Whoever wins this set wins the match

wish i had 12+ hours to watch it all

wish someone saved all RG in 1080p/60fps
even with women doubles it would take like 5 TB space
5+5 for back up = 10tb = 250 bucks... like a fucking one ticket.

and they dont save it????

Based

its partially a reason why sock and her were so long together

user with the hot take

>tfw we'll never get another game like Mario Tennis: Power Tour
It hurts

just watch the highlights on France tv or Roland garros channel

youtube.com/watch?v=uVKuJvgQ36Y

That's a good match

I forgot that only the Australian Open changed their rules

Stan's fucked then

definitely worth the ticket fee.

Nooo it's not happening....

how much? $500?

>Wawrinka and Muguruza SHOOK.

Wawrinka is fucking solid

MUH DICK
TAKING THE BIG WAWRINKA DICK, NO DEFENSE AGAINST THOSE BALLS

powerful back muscules

can you imagine, at the lonely mornings in hotels she wish she had a cozy bf who would wake her up by gentle kissing and biting of her back(upper back, lower back and lower lower back)

just no one ever approached her, showed attention or send a flowers, as a 99% of girls she just want a loving men and jump in his arms and hold his hand you know

Cute ball girl with the glasses.

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wawrinka the god damn breaker of breaks

>DOUBLE FAULTS
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAWRINKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i need a full replay of full 3-4-5 hours games, to rewatch it in 2080 when i retire and will have a more free time

WHATDAYADOIN STAN???

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i wish he'd break me if you know what i mean

Post her!

and maybe someone posted how tsitsipas scared her on twitter?

Bruh

AAAAAHHHHH

Is it over for Stan?

Didnt know that, i only jnow of the absolute qt3.14 that broke up with him and of the bimbo that hes with now

Hold me /tennis/

That call was late af

they should really make the shorts longer you can see tittypass tanlines

cant break the break breaker

>5 hours
no way you'd survive it

GIVE STAN YOUR ENERGY \o/

this match is more exciting than a freaking war or sex with Genie... wtf?

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>implying mugu doesn't want to wakeup behind you and suck your neck dry like a vampire, firmly in her grasp
jesus this match is too tense, COME ON WEWRINKA

Whatever happens, this has been the match of 2019 so far.

\o/

>8 breaks saved this set

nice man tits there on Wawa.

Typical Stef.

W A W R I N K A T H E G O A T

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\o/ \o/ \o/

Damn.

Why are zoomers so weak?

STANNNNN!!!

JEUX WAWRINKA!

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>Mugu
FFS

>going from micburn to some instabimbo
Sad!

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They should have challenges on clay as well

mugu is collapsing, her killing screams are failing

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The nipples of a goddess.

More like ugoo

she have a '22yo bimbo' hairstyle

22 breaks defended, based horseman doesn't die easy.

Oh no

kys you fat cunt

>8 breaks lost this set
How much of his shirt will Tsitsipas eat if he loose

HOLD ON STAN HOLD ON!!!

>mfw Wawrinka is close to my body double. Same frame and face similar to mine.

WAWRINKA
A
W
R
I
N
K
A

Only after mugu does this match.

>yes, make them play at least 16 in the fifth
>b-but Roger...
>you heard me *clic*

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Can I suck on your titties?

kek

Well now you gotta post your face.

Any of you guys sad that Stan should've won it in 3 as he was denied a free point when Greece smashed the ball out of the stadium

>five hour classic
>highlights will be three minutes

I'm not joking. It seems we're heading that way

>no tiebreak
I'm a tennis noob. Is this just a best-of-five thing or a Roland Garros thing or wut?

post Mugu with pimples!!!

from a game few days Ago!

Do you have the same acne scars and weird Dr Seuss nose?

based central time

No

is Tsitsipas the closest thing to a Greek hero we are able to witness today?

stop looking at poor Waws titties

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>*clic*
>calls tsitsipas' ball out after two other racket hits have been given

was that way for all. i think RG is the only one that hasnt made the change

>FIVE fucking hours

All grand slams are best of 5

COME ON TSITSIIIII

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kek
you know it

>damn the water is cold, if only I could BH the ocean
kek
a tragic hero ,probably.

Whyyy there isn't an tiebreaker??

So are Kei and Paire still playing afterwards?

What could one accomplish in 5 hours?

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>Rolland-Garros is the last open with no tie Break on the last set

What kind of faggot would decide not to have kino match like this one be decided by a cointoss ?

jerk off 20 times to his or hers waifu

I washed 2 batches of clothes and hanged them to dry

Because in Paris they play it out.

hey we just need :
a) eurosport player subsccription
b) OBS or some stream exctrator app
c) 5 TB HDD(10 TB with back up)

Its all cost like... 300 bucks? like a 3 day salary for average mexican working in usa

OR
write ITF/ATP/WTA a letter and ask why can't they record ALL THE GAMES(for eternity, not for a month ffs) when HDD prices allow to do that for a price of a single day ticket

they'll probably make them start the game despite knowing there is no way they can finish before night falls

Also yeh, only RG still keeps the 5th set without tie breaks.

>that's the body of an athlete tennis player
Brady tier

Based spectator shouting "come on we want to see Benoit"
Absolutely destroyed

he got cucked by Drake though.
clearly not a Greek god.

why are they booing
I feel as if that is the most asked question whenever RG is on.

nice

They probably went home by now

It's hilarious watching this and the women's match at the same time.
>They earn equal money

washed by your hands?

>Allez, on veut voir Benoît
Parisians were a mistake

Watch the best tennis match of 2019 and drink cider in the summer sunshine

So rainland sorrows is confirmed the best and only true slam huh?

mirin forearms

>The game goes on for more 5 hours and it's interrupted due to darkness

Roger is now eating dinner, and he is mighty proud on Stan.

ofc not, although i did that in my college days

Just Paris or all grand slams? Does this mean we could have another 70-70 set? I am confuse.

I'm with the frogs on this.
What kind of faggotry is this that players can no longer play a long 5th set?
I always hated the US Open because they were the first to change it.

Once upon a time there were 4 Grand Slam tournaments, the French Open, Wimbledon, the Australian Open and the US Open.

Then the US Open introduced a tie break in the 5th set and there were only 3 true Grand Slam tournaments.

Then last year, Wimbledon introduced a tie break in the 5th set, and only two true Grand Slam tournaments remained.

Australian Open are also thinking about it, meaning Roland Garros may end up the last true Grand Slam.

#deep

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>black immigrant
>greek

He is nigerian.
He is a good boy though, apparently.

stan pls

Stan always has a way of keeping Federer's records intact.
I'd call him agent Wawrinka.

I'm in favor of no TB in the final set but also think there is no point in playing bo5, bo3 + no 3d set TB would be enough

What about chicks? Does WTA tiebreak in the third set?

couldn't save the Milwaukee bucks

Stannnn

MATCH POINT

GO STAN, YOU ARE THE MAN!

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

based and slampilled.

OH SHIT OH SHIT

STANNIS THE MANNIS

Rothenberg you're a shite journo, kys

COME ON STAN
YOU CAN DO IT

AO already has a super tie break in the fifth

>tsitsipas hitting himself in the face again
its over wawrinka already won

STAN PLEASE \o/

well shit

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It’s ogre.

GG Holy shit

Just Paris. All others have tie breaks in the 5th.

Ha, stupid fucking zoomer

STAN WINS THE EPIC!

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YESSSSSS

ZOOMERS BTFO

Amazing tennis lads

STANIMAL

umpireball
NO ERA

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GREATEST MATCH OF 2019
STANISLAS WAWRINKA

lol

STAN THE MAN

Based, zoomers attention span is killing the sport

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...

STANNIS THE MANNIS

that will probably be the last interesting match of the tournament :/

STTTAAAAANNN

Quel match !

STAN STAN STAN
THE THE THE
MON MON MON

WAWRINKA YOU FUCKING GOD

Ball clearly looks out on the replay :(

>I know it was long and Benoit will play after

KEK

Webm that last point please
So many weird umpireballs this last set

the sportsmanship, amazing

that sliced backhand ......

t.tsitsi

Total points won:
Tsitsipas: 195
Wawrinka: 194
Wow

>Quel match de ouf
Je pensais que vous parliez un plus beau Français à Paris

No it doesn't, you blind cunt

What does it feel like lads?

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fucking insane m80

firstrow stream not going to show post match interview?

someone post yt video of caro conspiracy ladies trophy spb

Leave Roger to me

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God!

Retarded.

For fucks sake,the ball hit outside the line,is tennis always that cruel?

>il a tombé pour le français parisien meme

Any chance they revert this?

I usually don't watch tennis, but I just happened to have this on today.

Holy shit

Sloane dabbing on Muguruza.

the real gentil homme sport left is polo
tennis is filled of pleb and nouveaux riches

>Paris
well

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STAGOD THE GOD
That hug at the end was nice though, I wonder what stuff they were saying

Because its ripped from betsites
Betsites stop after the game is over like immediately

I'd fuck vekic desu

wish i had 1080p replay to capture this moment better, 0.7-1.2 sec. before I did this capture, but jokerlivestream provide no option of replays

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I enjoyed dat game

Brave Tsitsipas

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mdr

WAS IT IN ON THE LINE OR NOT! I COULDN'T SEE WELL DAMMIT FRENCHIES!

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tg pd

it's only gonna get worse.

>tfw you’re just glad to have a top player finally from your country

It’s an abstract kind of hell.

Really good match from both players. I am looking forward to tomorrow.

such an awesome match
such a dead women's commenting on rus eurosprot :(((

Sissypiss pls

is mugu fucked?

I love Tsitsipas, but that ball was definitely on the line, not even really close to being out. Hawkeye agreed afterwards.

fucking refballed
wawrinka is a cool guy though

>implying Paire has a chance against Nishikori
>implying it wont be a shitfest

So why can't z00mers into tennis?

Stephens starting to play well here.

If it touches the line, it is in play, right?

Barely

>Is it true what they say about Greeks?
>I'll show you in the locker room

>yfw you realise that since 2004 only six player won a grand slam Open

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webm?

>On the line shot
>refballed

mugu

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Face it zoomers, Tennis is a boomer sport

Debate over, Hawk-eye said the ball was in apparently.

>six player
Male player

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sloane is tired of her screaming, she wants to finish this quickly

>tfw the tennis gods bless your tiny country with Federer, Wawrinka and Hingis in one generation

Yes

google video 'conspiracy against caroline garcia' from janurey 2018
she had the same case in SPb

> 8
Big four + Del Potro/Wawrinka/Cilic/Safin

Seven: Fed, Nad, Djok, Murrie, DelPo, Stan, Cilic

>Sissypuss
>Wawrigoat
So let it be written, so let it be done.

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Not for long
*flosses*
youtube.com/watch?v=pnkOvapUJKk

>Paire
>Res : Geneva
Wow. Fuck him

I thought it was monfils next ...

she likes bad guys like Kokk

Only because your country isn't too broke to afford club membership.

Fug, forgot the AO 2005. Based Safin.

no

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tennis is going to be so fucking awful when the core tennis players retire.
enjoy these last years lads.

>Big four
Britshits trying to get a free ride fuck off

>Women play far less tennis and get paid the same as men at slams
They really did hit the jackpot, huh?

54 of 60 were won by the same 3 men or what?

Kontakina!

>Women tennis
yea you right my bad, let's say that out of the last 61 Open, 51 were won by three players

A FUCKING LEAF

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I guess

Nadal Federer Djoko

taxes? airport hub? training centre?

apparently Muguruza also lives there.... are they together? casual sex?????

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Paire has that classical french look on him, if only he wasn't such a mental midget he would usher france in a new age of tennis

I think my math is wrong again, fuck me

>Big four
>+ wawrinka
You mean + murray

I heard Mirka started drilling the twins into racket demons, by 2027 they should be starting to win on the tour, by 2032 the grand slam finals become an exclusively Swiss afair.

nope, she's lesbian
source: instagram likes

Just barely on the line.

yeah it is in. thanks for the pic mate.

gonna drill donna HARD tonight

15 Djokovic
17 Nadal
20 Federer
3 Murray
3 Wawrinka
1 Cilic
1 Del Potro

Of the last 60 slams, 7 players have won a title.
52 of those titles have been won by the same 3 players.

I must have missed Wawrinka being #1, lad

yeah, most French player don't have the mental to win big turnaments, most of the time they looks like the "Virgin walk" once they are against strong players

>penko lost in the first round

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>classical french look
I hope French people don't pop their collars like that

mugu have pimples?

sorry for bad quality, only can wish i had access to better quality

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> 20+17+15
> 53 slams
> 2004-2018 : 15 years * 4
> + AO 2019
> 61 slams
> 86.88 %
> And we all forget Gaudio in 2004
> So 9 others players

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Can we get tennis communism?

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It's called "steroid side effects" boris

Also Stan's big 0 M1000 titles vs Murray's 14

You both mean Big three + Murray/Wawrinka

Lol no thats plenty on the line, the ball compresses and more surface area touches the ground. I bet that mark was like a half moon

Why the fuck is Nishikori losing lads?

I'm too exhausted to care about Nishikori and Paire.
Based and human.

nipponese cuck

maybe she is hiding? Some men liking other men only becase they are too shy to liking girls, especially the one he have secret romantic feelings towards(and he doesnt like other girls(even just friends), he have no romatic feels towards, because he doesnt want the special girl to feel like he is womenizer)

what/whom does she like in IG? whom do you also follow?

+1, neither Murray nor Stan really play in the same league as Rafa Fedkovic. They are good guys tho.

Stan won Monte Carlo.

I'll tell you another time boris

that look *_*

Oh gosh i just love the big four Federer Nadal Djokovic and Wawrinka i'm sorry i meant Murray

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YES GET IN THERE YOU GOOD JAP

They have sex after every match

Yeah there's another angle which shows it much more clearly but the webplayer for the TV station is fucking garbage so I gave up taking a screenshot of it.

Penko is gonna be doubles 2019 champ

2017 singles + 2019 doubles

where is she?

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nooooooooooooooooo
women are pure
tennis is pure

How many of the minny matches do you need to win to get an actual point ?

Stop pushing Murray. He is not Big 3, he is like Cilic, DelPo, Wawrinka etc.

Fading away

;_;

2021 mixed doubles xD

Murray is alone in tier2, others in tier3. But he's by no means a tier1 player of this era.

Never fully recovering from ingury.

jesus sloane has some mean fucking forehands

Really like Kei's shirt, better design that Fed's(apparently Fed's shirt should resemble us the design and colours of 70s tennis outfits colours and design)

???

kontakina lost :(

This

Tennis money is mostly in the endorsements though

Imagine settling for doubles.

post Pairee with no beard

which injury?

Nigel niggas be like but he won 1000 14ATP masters

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>Being surprised that fatasskina is a loser

Would Serena Williams be in men Top30 of our era ? I know shit about tennis

nvm so you need to get 6 small wins to get 1 point?

>3 straight games for kei, 2 breaks 1 hold
damn he really turned it on after starting 0-2

did you watch it?

DelPo wouldve been in big four(five) if he wasnt that fragile

>which injury?
being serena's sister

>Canadian acting like his opinion is relevant
Stick to furpuck, snownigger

>Would Serena Williams be in men Top30 of our era ? I know shit about tennis
Faible appât

Fuck no. More like top 3000.

Ah my bad - I guess he is on Murray's level.

That disease really killed her.

Wouldn't be top 300

Yes the end

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mugu starting to sound like maria now

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>not preferring Marc Rosset and Jakob Hlasek.

You need to collect the 5 infinity stones to win a mini match, which if you do this 6 times, you win medi match. If you win in at least 3 avengers timelines, you win the buggy match.

I dont even

So what ? Realistically top 50 ? 100 ?

> Awful volley
> Break
It's over, right ?

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the ball girls are the same on Paire-Kei match as on Tsi-Stan?

i lost the curly girl in glasses

(do you think such kid of girls, antogonstic to 'stacies', struggle with insecurities and wish of cute handsome bf? i know nothing about girls but some media(movies, women's sites) give me an image, i think women can be very insecure)

It’s ogre

never played tennis ?

>Mugu
BLACKED

thanks mate

owari desu. I like them both but sloane played pretty damn good here.

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Serena and Venus played the 205th ranking man back in the day. The man beat them both.

:3

Eurosport player shows it?

There's an article somewhere about a Top 200 guy who beat them both (Venus and Serena) 10 years ago, and very easily

If I find it I will post it

new

>Another event dubbed a "Battle of the Sexes" took place during the 1998 Australian Open[56] between Karsten Braasch and the Williams sisters. Venus and Serena Williams had claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside the world's top 200, so Braasch, then ranked 203rd, challenged them both. Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple of bottles of ice cold lager".[57][56] The matches took place on court number 12 in Melbourne Park,[58] after Braasch had finished a round of golf and two shandies. With a broken wrist and a badly sprained ankle following a bar brawl he first took on Serena and after leading 5–0, beat her 6–1. Venus then walked on court and again Braasch was victorious, this time winning 6–2.[59] Braasch said afterwards, "500 and above, no chance". He added that he had played like someone ranked 600th in order to keep the game "fun"[60] and that the big difference was that men can chase down shots much easier and put spin on the ball that female players can't handle. The Williams sisters adjusted their claim to beating men outside the top 350.[56
I'd say someone ranked in the top 500

Boris it is a pain to read your english, however enthusiastic you might be.

I dont like Muguruza
There i said it
Feel like she s too fake

maybe at school as a little kid but no this is the first match im ever seeing

I found a low quality stream

she looks like that child actor who was in Ozark and Daredevil.

there were few games in previous rounds ending with 9/11 last set
did you saw them? were they entertaining?

Nishikori with the virtual bagel

>that beard
Did he convert to islam or what ?

Never forget

Neu