You are a billionaire

kinda hard to keep them in if they cant earn much

My local team from the 4th division and making them great.

>Manure
>More pacy Ngubus, give Sanchez a well deserved rise in pay and contract extension (His perros deserve better food), might as well sign nÖzil and some other frauds
>Ole's at the wheel
>weekly Yea Forums polls deciding the formation
Watch it all crash and burn for the lulz and setting suicide records in Asia among bandwagoners

I'd finish what Brian Clough started at Derby County

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unironically this

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I'd like to buy a club outside of the big club clique. I think there's more ambition and challenge is that. Someone like Sevilla, Valencia, Everton, Napoli or Bordeaux.

My local 3rd division team to be honest, I would even make myself a player-coach for the first season or so

Bayern.
Bring back Heynckes, buy Sané, Dybala, De Ligt and Havertz. Proceed to win everything for the next 10 years

you would never make it anywhere these days because FFP was brought in to stop teams like these from competing with the "big dogs"
just look what is happening to city right now

Nottingham Forest

Fuck this and fuck customers.
I'd buy my local team from the third (second next season yay) Russian league and guide it to glory. Also I'd build new stadiums and youth academia in my city and develop kids sports.

I buy >Schalke, take all funds from the football division and pour it into the e-""sports"" division so I can watch them bottle it against Koreans.
>Schalke

Bollocks. City weren't one of the "big dogs" when the PL started. There are ways round any rules and, with the right circumstances and determination, Everton could certainly be top three. It might give the ABLs a bit of variety in their worthless little lives, if nothing else.

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Why are you so obsessed with people who dislike Leicester?

>Everton could certainly be top three

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exactly, city were in the lower league when the premier league started so the fact that they are now the best team in the PL is obviously frustrating to teams like arsenal, chelsea, man u and liverpool so they are pushing the FA to punish city for breaking imaginary rules to try and get a point deduction/transfer ban so they can make up some ground on them in the league

Why not?

because they're miles away from even breaking into the top 6 and they will get fucked up the arse by FFP before that every happens

>obviously frustrating to teams like arsenal, chelsea, man u and liverpool
Chelsea are only where they are through being bankrolled by Red Rom. Liverpool are only where they are through being bankrolled by Moores.

fuck right off, we don't need fixing and we most definitely dont need oil clubs in our league

exactly and the same with man u and arsenal but they just did it earlier than city so they think they have some right to always be at the top on their own

I'd love to buy Ferroviário and turn it into a national powerhouse, investing on new and improved facilities and on a cantera system.
Too bad most fans are diehard socialist types that would froth at the mouth at the mere thought of their team being under the clutches of a tycoon of sorts.

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This is why you invest in promoting the club and increase turnover so it allows to to spend more. This is exactly what Spurs have done.

Internazionale de Milano

their kits are the best, only AC Milan comes close.

this is what city have done and they are still trying to fuck them over

That's because it's not just what City have done at all. They've poured hundreds of millions into salaries and transfer fees, and then tried to deceive UEFA and circumvent the FFP rules by employing dubious payment practices.

>Ajax
>Pep as coach
>Let him do whatever the fuck he wants
its pretty easy

I wouldn't buy Ajax but if I really had ridiculous money I would keep investing enough to keep them healthy

A dead club with a rich history OR a big club from a shit country. Examples

A dead club with a rich history
>Nottingham Forest
>Aston Villa
>Hamburg
>Saint Etienne
>Torino
>Genoa
>Nurnberg

A big/medium club from a shit country or with economic problems
>Marseille
>Celtic
>Rangers
>Monchengladbach
>Athletic Club
>Leeds
>Newcastle

>sheep logo
>invincibles and 1st league champion

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i'd invest in lyon because there is juninho but with france tax system this would be a terrible investissement

Non siamo dead club.
W Torino!

>going for the challengers

Nice would be a safer club than bordeaux

Blackburn Rovers. Make sure they win the PL again before Liverpool does once. Hire Sherwood as coach and Zidane as assistant manager.

>the best academy in Europe and objectively the best in Portugal
The delusion.

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Invest in the youth academy, see if you develop a one club man loyalty in the best prospects

Trying to compete in Europe with PSV would be an interesting project.

Best in europe is debatable. But how many Youth Leagues have you won, Moor?

When was the last time a top player came from Porto's academy?

Ruben Neves

thinking about it logically
>real and barça can't be bought
the gap between atlético and the big two is too large, so no spanish team
>50+1 rule in germany
no german team
>english league is way too packed. too many big dogs for a single bone
no english team
>serie a has historical teams which can be bought. juventus isn't the monster they like to portray
i'd choose milan - more european titles, larger fanbase

>winning a youth league suddenly makes you the best academy
How many players from Porto's academy have succeeded in the first team?

>top player

Monaco, Saint Etiene, Lyon or Marsella, French league is fucking boring with P$G winning every year, it needs other team to compete

>buying some shit old team
Cuck mentally, miss me with that.
Gonna start my own brand new team, gonna spent billions on selection and dab on the CL making all the /lifelongs/ seethe

quality thread

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Bedlington Terriers
>steady investment to help them climb up the leagues
>set up a Reserve and Ladies team
>once they reach National League level, pay the surrounding homeowners to move and demolish their houses/gardens so a 6k and 4k stand can be built (behind dugout and goal), the current stand can be extended and a proper carpark
>build a new ground at Gallagher Park for the Reserve and Ladies team
>on reaching the Football League, expand the stands to about 20k
>again, keep investing in squad until the club can be at least a steady Championship club
>make sure the Ladies team is at least in the WSL as it takes much less to get there and become known as a leading womens team
>since it'll be the 2030s now, just wait for other clubs to go bust until Bedlington are one of the 20 professional clubs still existing in England
>refuse to join the European SuperLeague on principle
>keep winning the English top division

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Buy the Cosmos in order to replace NYCFC.

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>Buy Barcelona
>sell Messi to Pep
>sell club facilities to Peres

Motherwell. Time to turn the Scottish Premiership into a 2/3 horse race and get that second CL spot back!

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Luch Vladivostok and qualify to the Europa League regularly

Enjoy Thursdays away, Arsenal

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Buy arsenal, sell everyone except leno, bellerin, auba and laca then buy de ligt, umtiti, tagliafico, fernandiho, havertz, hazard, sanchez (fix that niggertard he clearly misses us) and piatek.

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Leeds to make customers seethe even more

Wolves

Good starting base, hire a decent manager and get in some talent and could have it in less than 5 years

I'd buy stoke... The best atmosphere in sports...

i buy arsenal, bring in ancelloti, wenger, or mourinho, give them a blank cheque, get ucl, keep giving them blank cheques, win ucl

>That pic
Real Madrid or Barcelona can't be bought because they aren't companies, they literally belong to the members

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>that one massive stand

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Based Spanish league
Keeping our Pajeets and Saudes one member at a time

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It would be Newcastle, if I can get in there before the arabs.

You'd be absolutely retarded to not buy an EPL club. A midtable finish will make you more than every other club in the world
Is that meant to be a good thing? So many people mean retards like Bartomeu stay in charge with no repercussions

Lincoln Red Imps. I'd also hire a team of researchers to uncover English and Spanish players with a grandparent who holidayed in Gibraltar, so they can be offered passports and play for the NT.

>So many people mean retards like Bartomeu stay in charge with no repercussions

I don't like Bartomeu but the options we had in the previous election weren't very good. Hopefully there will be someone better next time.

>Man Utd
>release all seniors on a free
>spend £200m on Tomas Cerny
>get punished for breaking FFP and be banned from signing players
>every time the ban expires, do the same with another Scottish club's player so get banned again
>start the U18s and drop down to League Two
>increase matchday ticket prices tenfold
>don't allow the club to go bust, just keep it going as a rotting corpse that pisses off their plastico fans whilst indirectly making the Scottish Leagues good

Or third

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United. Id take control myself.

Sell almost everyone in the current squad.
>Pogba
Arrogant bastard has got to go. Id hope to get 100m
>Lukaku
Big disappointment. 60m
>Fred
Shite. 20m
>Rashford
Never good enough. 25m
>Lingard
Rubbish. 15m.
>Smalling
15m
>Jones
10m
>Bailly
Ok but not a player who would fit my system. 25m
>Young
Passed it. Free transfer
>Valencia
Free transfer, same reasons as Young.
>Sanchez
Got to go for any price. 10m? Free?
>Martial
20m
>Herrara
20m
>Pereira
10m
>Rojo
10m
I'd keep Lindelof, Romero, Dalot for the bench. Loan out Garner. Drop youths such as Gomes, Greenwood and Chong.

After transfers out/in this is how my team would look.

1.
De Gea

2. 3. 4. 5.
Trippier Mee Tarkovsky Shaw

6.
Maguire

7. 8.
Ward-Prowse Matic

9. 10. 11.
Bale Kane Brandt

>Tippier 30m
Ok he hasn't been great this last season and was poor last night but he is a quality player and I think he would do better with a change of scenery. Fit s into my team well.
>Mee 25m
Quality defender for a reasonable price. Ideal to bring in alongside his defence partner Tarkovsky from Burnley, and Tipper who used to play for Burnley.
>Tarkovsky 30m
Similar reasons as Ben Mee.
>Maguire 50m
Brilliant player. Would be a seamless transition for United.
>Ward-Prowse 25m
Quality lad who is ready to make the next step up to a big team.
>Bale 40m
Ready and available to move on from Madrid. Ideal forward partnership with Kane.
>Kane 120m
Kane will never win anything stuck at Tottenham. A revamp of United would be the ideal club for him to stay in the Premier League.
>Brandt 25m
Im aware he has just gone to Dortmund but he would have been the ideal signing for United and if I were in charge it would have happened.

Feyenoord, Olympique Marseille, Valencia or Fiorentina

everton, every season publicly declare a new stadium plan and a 200m warchest then just sell the best players and do a land survey of some random park

Make it happen user, this would be awesome.

United, hands down
they have such a far global appeal and their shirtsales would be massive if you could get them to win the champions league, or even recreate the treble
imagine the money if you did the quadruple or more

If not united, then Arsenal, recreate invisibles and then dumpster the club
kill of all of AFTV in one foul swoop

>move to liverpool and buy the closest team to liverpool
>pump them full of billions
>they win the league 2 years later before liverpool
>look out my window for the real entertainment as thousand of scousers literally kill themselves in the streets below
>money well spent

Ruben Neves, easy
he's also better than any of the shitters you pulled out, and he's proved himself in a top league
BEST ACADEMY IN pORTUGAL, HANDS DOWN

*gets thrown aside like a trash bag*

Milan or Lyon I guess.

My team, to bring >us back to Serie A and win a cheeky Libertadores

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the thinking man's choice

Aim would be to dominate the Asian Champions League and challenge for the Club World Cup so Yea Forums can unite in celebrating this semen slurping sport.

There would be the trickle down effect in the league that could turn Indonesia into an okay league (by Asian standards) and with more clubs able to go full time, the standard of domestic players would improve and Indonesia could potentially qualify for the WC.

Main reason would be to get pundits talking about semen desu

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AC Milan. The brand and legacy would be nice to restore.

>implying anyone would put money into your league.

Lol you’re kind of cute Portugal.

>Is that meant to be a good thing? So many people mean retards like Bartomeu stay in charge with no repercussions
Barca has some control, I think they can't have economic loses two years in row or something. Real Madrid has much worse, Florentino Perez is a dictador and nobody can't running against him because he enabled new rules to candidates.

But they are technically in the 4th division. Ekstraklasa (1st division), 1 Liga (2nd division), 2 Liga (3rd division) and 3 Liga (4th division). And yeah, on my main was Motor when I said that I want to buy my local team. Damn, nice to meet user from the same city tho.

I would buy Juventus just to fuck it up and take it to Serie D

This, I’d pick Milan. Kino club too.

>doing all this and still keeping Matic
kek

Stay mad sfinterista

Chelsea. Let’s just say the transfer ban is lifted or at least delayed.

>burn all contracts and paperwork tying Bakayoko, Batshuayi and Morata to the club
>make use of the youth talent at the club and ban any signings being made from farmers leagues like Serie A and Ligue 1
>emphasise building a strong British backbone to the team, make RLC captain
>hire the greatest man to ever live, Super Frankie Lampard, to be manager and allow him to solve football at the club he loves
>demand Bale as part of the Hazard deal
>order Nike to make the away kit yellow every season without fail or the sponsorship deal will be ended
>burn all previous plans for a stadium move
>remove Yokohama from the kit and end main shirt sponsors, my billions will make up the hit
>break the bank to sign Kane and also sign Vardy
>change badge back to the based retro version of the current one
>commission a statue of the huddle on the pitch between Lampard, Drogba and Terry after the Munich final, where they stand in a triangle, as it would look kino and immortalise that generation of the team
>close all official Chelsea social media accounts
>do anything it takes to make sure Kanye retires a Chelsea player
>continue the loan army, one of the only good ideas by the board in recent years, but stop ignoring loan talent so much
>reduce ticket prices drastically
>be a thorn in the side of UEFA and FIFA by any means possible
>be overtly political and back Brexit
>advocate for the abolishment of the EFL Cup and push for the Cup Winners’ Cup to return, to incentivise clubs to take the FA Cup more seriously
>introduce safe standing at the Bridge, move away fans from the Shed to the East Stand lower or some shit
>greatly reduce price of food and drink at the stadium, basically stop screwing the fans out of every penny in overall the match day experience
>announce Porto as an ally

Don't insult me, I would've said Inter but they're already fucked up

based and redpilled

i'd buy a team with a high proportion of right-wing ultras, and turn the team into an LGBT-promotion tool. rainbow kit, Right Said Fred for the team to run out to. make everything gay.

Real Zaragoza is probably the most "improveable" team in the Spanish top two divisions:

-In the second tier since 2013
-In the 5th most populated city in Spain (660k inh.)
-Most prestigious club in the region
-Stadium needs a reform, but has an acceptable capacity
-Fans are not very fairweather
-Decent trophy cabinet, historic team in Spain

That's a great choice imo. For anyone with smaller money the really interesting ones would be:
>Grasshoppers Zürich
- largest city in Switzerland
- swiss record champion
- Solid fan base with a lot of growth potential/win back old fans
- great tier stadium coming soon
- broke as fuck right now
- swiss league has easy as fuck CL/EL spots where only 2 teams at most compete for
- great youth development that held the club together in the last 10 years

>Everton de Vina Del Mar
- good fan base
- second most populated region
- 2015 renovated great stadium
- was never great but won some titles and has history
- easy as fuck to reach copa libertadores/sud americana spots in the chilean league
- endless bandwagoner potential
- solid youth development

Both are teams you could pull up with something like a 50 Million investment from meh to a top 3 challenger within 2-3 years most likely going for a cup win within one season.

I stopped reading after you had Trippier at RB.

I would buy Brentford and we would swarm the Premier League.

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I'd buy an MLS team, the EPL is overdeveloped and anything else isn't worth putting money into in terms of return (wouldn't want to touch European football as long as the FFP is there anyway). MLS will explode in popularity and bring infinite money a couple of decades later, would be fun to be there as it happens. Doesn't really matter which, but I guess the California one so I can rebrand them into looking like Hollywood Hulk Hogan cosplayers.

>wouldn't want to touch European football as long as the FFP is there anyway). MLS will explode in popularity and bring infinite money

MLS has way more financial regulations than the EPL.

>buy Roma
>establish a partnership with Israeli Premier League and build academy and scouting network there.
>make a holocaust awareness campaign everytime Roma playing against Lolzio
>Make Lolzio seeth

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Probably Charlton Athletic. The current owner is unpopular so they're probably available.

>be ambitious, honest, and patient
>never go on social media, but give interviews to local journalists regularly. They're more likely to be sympathetic than national media, especially when they're getting exclusives
>Bowyer stays as manager and gets a fair chance to prove himself (i.e. poor results mean a discussion, not immediate replacement)
>bring in a technical director - Alan Curbishley would be the first name on my list but I'd look to people at the club for other suggestions
>give some additional funding for players but make it clear that I'm not going to buy the league
>provide significant money for improving training facilities at all levels - including the women's team because this is guaranteed good press
>otherwise, take the policy that if people want to pay money to watch women's football then we will take their money and if they don't then it's a marketing expense
>resist the urge to micromanage footballing operations and trust the people at the club to do their jobs
>work more on the business side of the club and try to create a "feel good" atmosphere that will make it attractive to reputable sponsors
>hold down ticket prices
>get bus and train passes included with tickets to help grow the fanbase
>move to redevelop The Valley and bring in Safe Standing (if it isn't legalized in time, do the Spurs trick of putting handrails in seated sections)

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I’d have a cheeky go at pompey, get them back in the top flight not too much serious investment but enough to routinely finish above southampton just for the banter.

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Buy a team in some third world shithole so I can replicate what this mad lad did.

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buy Palermo
invest in youth
sign some mercs to one year deals to get promoted
first season in Serie A, splurge on some stupid over priced players
offer Cavani some cash to play out and retire here
hire Pochettino
probably just do blow on Sicilian beaches and not do much else

Palermo is a good club but it's located in the heart of Sicilia.

But they're same for everyone (I assume) while FFP holds back everyone except clubs that the had money before it was established.

Local Club (FC Dallas)
>Academy is aight but i'll invest more
>Move the fuck out of Frisco
>Pull some shady shit and build a new stadium in North Dallas ( Accessible to everyone)
>Give the broke Hispanic kids a chance & offer scholarships
>Introduce the game to kids who probably never considered playing soccer
>Scout Liga MX for players
>Find our Gignac in Europe
>Hire some meme coach like El Piojo

>Everton could realistically win the league

So, Everton?

>>Herrara
>20m
stopped reading here
he already left you retard

even smaller. everton is a big team. i want a championship team. or i create one from scratch if i have to

Everton are doing this through a long term strategy through Marcel brands and building a new stadium

Funny how many dippers petitioned the council to stop the new stadium plans lmao

Unironically PSG
Get rid of Nerman and Rabiot, possibly even Mbappe for a lot of cash
Spend it on a couple of promising signings (someone like Havertz)
Invest in the reorganization of the youth academy which is in shambles atm.
In the future, copy Bayern's policy of signing all the good domestic players for peanuts.
Bring back the old crest (pic related)
Bring back Kop of Boulogne
Simple as

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Ajax, maybe arsenal.

Unironically would be absolutely based as fuck Yea Forums could meme itself to a coaching position

very heraldic badge, I like it

putting money into a Russian and Ukrainian club, back over here im investing in Costa Rican clubs.

>The art was responsible for the designer Armando Vieira dos Santos which was based on Scottish heraldry arms to prepare the shield.

It has to be Deportivo Moron.

Leeds, then run them into the ground

Inter Milan

Jose Mourinho

give him a 12 year contract

give him as much money as he wants for transfers

give him full control of the team

sit back and watch the trophies roll in...

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>Buy NYFC
>Get them a badge that isn't completely fucking awful
>Agressive tiki taka 'til the end of time
>Some solid bloke as a manager to build a solid foundation
>Become the top MLS team
>Force them to adapt a pro/rel
>Sell it to some mafia guy or some arab oil baron I don't care
>Buy Hollywood FC
>Change its' badge and social colors to black and white
>Play Voodoo Child upon scoring every time
For a less autistic and actually realistic answer
>Buy local team
>Fix awful badge
>Build new stadium
>Get Giampaolo and tell him to figure it out
>Ride to Serie B
>Buy local TV station and competent zoomers for social stuff
>Derby with Pescara
>Make it to Serie A
>Become 21st century Berlusconi

Non essere sciocco

>implying I'd buy a top league team

I wouldn't even go to the Championship. It'd be someone like Ipswich or lower still like Bradford.

Tranmere Rovers then. Make them the 3rd Merseyside club in the PL.

Milan

Buy good players, get rid of trash(Calabria, Suso, Hakan, Rodriguez) and replace them with quality players.
Bring back Leonardo as Director(fuck Gazidis he shouldn't have fired him), hire a good coach like Jardim.

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>they literally belong to the members
>imagine believing this when Perez runs shit

Based.

Wolves
>burn the papers of any player who isn't portugese
>poach as many portugese as possible
>convince ronaldo to retire here
>pay 6 ngubus from sao tome to pretend to be english, never play them

Make Stockport County Great Again!

Well atleast you made me laugh .

Buy Sanchez at his age you truly are a brainlet.

You sound like a a chav .

based and breadpilled

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Inter. The one club that no one would be mad at for being a money pit that is 98% mercenaries and bought titles.

United because you will have so many fans to milk for cash. You could get a shit tier club to be world number 1 and your going to have locals and a few around the world, aka city

I lol’d

Except AC Milan fans.

Arsenal because I can do absolutely nothing after my initial purchase and the club will still generate me money.

Buy my local team and help it improve into a more nationally prevalent status. This is the only proper answer.

Inter or Milan
Fuck living in England and the Spanish clubs don’t need fixing.

Based except signing Kane. He's absolutely shit.

t. Kroenke