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TWINS

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>bombston fans
oh no no no

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yay

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Why do men in this general just chomp at the bit for a man with a woman's ass?

glad you're feeling better mr garver

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where were all these twins fans last year

>warning on your tickets that say FOUL BALL AREA
>warning in the entrance tunnel that says PAY ATTENTION FOR FOUL BALLS
>warning on the back of EVERY SEAT that says PAY ATTENTION FOR FOUL BALLS AND BATS
>netting that leaves only a 15 foot span for balls to come by up the 3rd base line which makes literally every other possible seat in the stadium safe except for the ones you CHOOSE and are warned about

...
But no.

Its MLB's fault.
Fuck those irresponsible parents. Fuck them dude.
>b-but...nets dont change the game

OH REALLY? NO MORE WALL CATCHES, NO MORE PAST BALLS GOING FOR EXTRA BASES, NO MORE DIVING INTO THE STANDS, NO MORE FAN INTERACTION...
I will officially stop watching all baseball if they really net the entire line and outfield. Cause thats what comes next when a homer hits some fucking retarded NIGGER child. Thats right. I said it.

>past balls

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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You ate paint chips as a child, didn't you?

I've always been here. I'm just posting more often cuz it's more fun now

.........guys, he said it............

>NYM: Jacob deGrom leaves in seventh due to injury
He didn’t leave due to injury. He left because the manager is a fucking idiot

He had a leg cramp.

HA HA TIME FOR >BARVES

LEAVE THE NL TO ME

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cubs @ cardinals

>You can only reply to this post if your team has 40 wins or more.

Not so fast rest of /mlb/

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Not Ted Cruz didn't give us enough money for a subject line

Cubs @ Carts

cubs fan here!!!

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you can only post here if you're team has won at least ONE world series in this decade

Seethe harder faggot

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but my team won a world series...... and they did it against your shitty team

And now your team is a dumpster fire.

Is there any reason to believe the Dodgers won't win the WS this year?

and now my team is keading it's division

A division which is a dumpster fire.

Grats.

>cubs fan here!!!
Well hello there.

this is the thread
not the thread

The NL west isn't any better

>AL has 6 teams below .400
>NL has 1

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well hi hello there poster

>well hi hello there poster
How’s it hanging, cute widdle teddy beah?

I'm using the not thread because I'm a rebel.

I have a tattoo.

What are your thoughts on Recker? Please describe them here.

oh I own ya

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SP1: Jose Fernandez
SP2: Caleb Smith
SP3: Luis Castillo
SP4: Chris Paddack
SP5: Domingo German

C: JT Realmuto
1B: Justin Bour
2B: Dee Gordon
3B: Brian Anderson
SS: Derek Dietrich
LF: Marcell Ozuna
CF: Christian Yelich
RF: Giancarlo Stanton

How good would this team be?

It wouldn't matter. No one would buy tickets anyway.

please miami is not like tampa. Those game would be attended by a lot of people. People care about winning teams down here.

Fuck off

Nats

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How many hookers can Marlin's Man pay to come to games? Not that many.

>Bunting when no one is on base
Is there a more retarded thing to attempt

>I've always been here
ah, the old memeiner tactic is at it again.

The Nats are so desperate for bullpen help, they signed 42 year Fernando Rodney.
Jesus fuck.

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kek

Holy shit. I want to laugh but this is just too pathetic. My condolences.

I'm pretty sad about it desu

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>9.42 ERA last year

Not much worse than the rest of them tbqh

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Bunting when no one is on base is usually smarter than bunting when someone is on base though.

>According to multiple reports, the #Mariners have agreed to pay the #Phillies over $18 million which is most of the $21 million Jay Bruce is owed.

LMFAO

>SHITATTLE

hahaha

I really do feel bad for you guys. It's one thing to go into the season knowing it'l be a tank year but when your expectations are winning the division...kinda sucks.

If they had just an avg pen, they'd be over .500.

Lucas Gieliteo

But the Indians are terrible.

>bases loaded
>for brian dozier

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mods how do i delete???

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DOZIER SLAM

Yes you are correct it's not like he also shut out the Astros in Houston or anything.

>giving the opposition a free out

this can't be happening

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>wander suero warming

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Bunting for a hit is not a free out. Batting averages are significantly higher bunting for hits than swinging.

Davey Martinez just tried to take Max out with 2 outs in the 8th. I could read Max's lips.
"Fuck that."

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>mfw votto out looking

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Cringe or based to bring your glove to the ballpark?

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Phillies @ Dodgers

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I only hear about bad umps, are there any umpires that you particularly like?

Cringe, unless you're below the age of 16.

cringe if you're not in a position to get a fly ball

You don't notice good umps, they're invisible.

>Rookies spaghetti
lmao

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Exactly. But I'm curious if anyone keeps track and are like "Hey that dude's been consistently good, I expect good calls this game" or whatever.

Scored the run anyway, all good

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Nobody ever says, "I think I'll buy tickets to today's game so I can watch fat ass Joe West throw out my favorite player for calling him out on his bad calls and bullshit."

>barves

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I like going to minor league games whenever the railriders come to town because I'm a yankee faggot and I just recently had a child (3 months now). My wife wanted to go to some games because she's getting into baseball and I refused simply for the fact that a child isn't going to understand whats going on and I don't want any foul ball hitting my boy. It's completely fucking retarded to take your child to a game when they're under like the age of like 10 or they're seriously engaged and have a glove on. I feel no remorse for the stupid fucks that took their child to that game and for parents in the past that had the same issue. Sorry not sorry.

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>Raining super fucking hard at my apartment
>Not raining at Coors Field, 3 miles away
????????? fucking Colorado.

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She's a disgusting pig and fuck the Yankees.

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Oh wait, now it is lmao.

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Taylor is a superior roving thot reporter

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never seen/know of this bitch since I only watch yankee baseball. what's her full name or what team does she "report" for?

>endangered striped big cats

Memeners start
13-2
Since then
10-30

Taylor McGreggor, for the Rockies. She's actually functionally retarded, but she's like 6 feet tall and you can see her tits from the 300 level seats.

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Lucas CY-elite-o

Based.

How do we hit these doyer starters, bros?

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Wait until September.

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twins win, no thanks to fucking magill
gib kimbrel pls

Not this year bitch.

Taylor “Big Dick” Rogers saves the game

>september
You mean october. If you're gonna shitpost at least do it right.

not bad, not bad.

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The Doyers are like some kind of Greek underworld punishment where you win your division every year, but choke in the playoffs every year.

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Slampig supreme on the left is calling the game today and did last night. I have my reservations, but it's better than that jew york jew's accent.

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Best division
Best weather
Coolest ballparks
Best unis
Hottest fans
Biggest collapses

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what a dumb wh*re

>A SHAT
Never gets old lmao.

Win

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it clearly says asshat

I can't wait to see the prospect haul the Sox get for Giolito and Moncada.

I'm dying

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What went so, so right for the boys in black and white?

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LOL THE CLARDINALS ARE ABOUT TO BLOW IT

flyover teams like minisoda and autistros were created to get stomped out by based big league teams like my yankees.

>29-30
>right

????

Is this a case of whos fans thinking that being .500 is winning the World Series?

Dansby should be an all star this year, most improved player in baseball

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It isn't?

7:08 PM EST; ESPN & ESPN Radio

New York Yankees (38-19)
Boston Red Sox (19-19)

Be there.

>no Cain
>no Aguilar
>no Hader
>no Moose
>no Grandal
>still win

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Nah, fuck that. I'm going for a bike ride.

>his team isn't .700

Be there.

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>Poo Crew

No one gives a fuck when the cubs are the clear front runners to take home the Central.

>scusbs

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Muh dik

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You'd think the frontrunner would be running in the front, but okay

What does a win feel like? I can't remember anymore.

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having some trouble, cusbies?

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only good ump is a dead ump

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>Scuba

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>cusb
lmao
CUSBS

>MFW I thought my rockie were going to blow it last night

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>t****s fans out of nowhere after 2 months of fluky baseball

Blowdorizzi isn't good, he will regress
Berrios is fine but his 3.25 xSIERA is masking a piss-poor 16% strikeout rate
Not gonna get 140 homers from your catchers
Cron has an unsustainable BAIBP and will regress
Astudillo is a fatter melky cabrera
Buxton's power numbers are masking his his deflating contract rate
Bullpen is carried hard by 2 guys, weak elsewhere

Can't wait for these minnesota fairweathers to get their comeuppance

Nice umpball tardinals

youtube.com/watch?v=SqUtfb0SIjU

>mfw cubs

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA DOOBA DOO

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Scubas are awful :)

>People posting these disgusting hambeast and fridge modes

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Hey Cusbs, how does the cards' ass taste like?

You have a disgusting thot spammer, so i wouldn't be talking if i was you.

I am not the thot spammer so I can talk as much as I want.

Do you not know how to read, moron?

And yet you have doyerspics posting 9001 goblinas per thread.

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TWINS NUMBAH WON

Cubs keep winning, I keep grinning.

20-7 in May! Best record in the NL in that stretch.

Cardinals went 8-20 :( Very sad :(

>cusbs
>2-8 last 10 games
>no longer division leaders
OH NO NO NO NO NO

if the twins win 100 games and no one cares, do they still get to play in october?

I say no, give the Whos a shot at postseason baseball, they are at least in a big market + got stars like Moncada and Tim Anderson

Do you? I dont spam it so I am not a hypocrite.

Stupid nigger.

>Shit flyover teams flinging shit
lmaoooo

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Are you illiterate?

>retardinals
>baseball is hardinals
>methinals
>.340 in maythinals

ABSOLUTE JUST

cubs lol

Cry more, this is Major League Twinsball

Hey, English is his second language. Go easy on him.

Having extra chromosomes from being inbred must be affecting your brains.

Cubs best record in May! Kris Bryant htting better! Rizzo NL Player of the month!

Yo I'm going to the concession stand. You guys want anything?

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Are the Twins the best team out there? They literally let the Rays have some runs just to keep the game entertaining to watch for their fans. Based Twins

It appears my superiority has caused your butt some frustration. I apologise

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Gib tendies pls

>Getting booed at home

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2 dodgerdogs onions and mustard.

Garlic fries.

And a modelo.

it doesn't matter when you get swept by your rival ;_;

>modelo
Lmao kys spic

t. Jose 45 BMI

>2-13 with 7 Ks
overrated desu
undefeated in june bitch

>ugh baseball is so unfair you have to be a huge market team to even win a ga-
>twins buy their entire lineup from a garage sale and lead the AL

Isn't this the same shit people were saying about the Mariners?

I'm still not sold on them. I won't be surprised when they start to decline.

This year is our year. prepare.

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imagine seething this hard

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god i want to be vored by him

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Why do the Twins make people seethe so hard? Not even trying to shitpost.

25 tyvm.

And i bet i lift heavier.

David Freese

Me too.

Standing up isn’t “lifting heavy”

based!!

really doesn't matter if they won all 162. the cold of october will break them, thus no chip. and if anything, the yankees who eternally cuck them will want to have a say

Yankees ain’t shit

and twins ain't winning shit

T. Sub-40 win team

oh we own ya

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*loses to the Royals in extra innings*

Would you rather be Aaron Judge, or be white?

come back to me when the twins actually win a playoff round

why would anyone ever want to be wh*Te

Santa Maria!

dios mio...!

cubbbubububububububububububububububububbububububbbies!

t. Spic who puts “white” on his ID

tWINs

Rox win

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Rags take the series!

Adios, Roylies.

youtube.com/watch?v=rMJX59af2kM

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Keep seething, >cubesfans. And just to head off the excuses, just remember Game 163.

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im not a dodgers fan

>brewers aren’t even .600
Sad

we don't need to be .600 to win this trash division

Yikes

Ide dab on you manlet.

the numbness. oh the numbness of futility. I missed it so. I don't even feel pain anymore. Just the numbness and coldness of an unforgiving world.

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T. 5’8

Kek imagine being this triggered by the fucking twins

La creatura....

>t. Manlet

Manlet spotted and believed to be seething

Found the manlet

le one good year man

Damn. The bottom fell out like a mother fucker, didn't it?

when will they learn

>5’9 calling the 5’8 a manlet
Lmao

I called that one. You could see it coming a mile away. You just knew that his giant, Frankenstein, freakazoid body was going to breakdown at an exponential rate.

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>cusb

Havnt used this gem in a while

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It was a rebuilding year and I expected nothing, but boy was I still disappointed. I honestly think Dipoto/Servais won't survive this. For every good trade, there are 3 or 4 desperation trades that yield nothing. Dipoto can't put together a pitching squad even if it got handed to him on a silver platter. The coaching is awful at all levels and the team is completely lost when it comes to basic fundamentals.

This could be the most hopeless I've felt since 2008. Even if a massive amount of payroll comes off the books, I don't have any faith in the ownership/FO to spend it wisely.

bos v nyy gamethread

>Tom Brady’s ‘Tom Terrific’ trademark request appalls Mets fans

Boomers SEETHING

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C'mon man they won a bunch of games over shit teams and were waving their dicks around like they'd done something.

Kek lol boomies btfo!!

>Jasy get to go home after an 0-6 roadtrip
>to face the Yankees on Tuesday

the ride never ends

I have no sympathy after the way Mariners fans acted at the beginning of the season. Hope they never win another game.

Marlels are going to beat up on the Madres again

This.

What was worse, 2019 Mariners or 2016 White Sox?

Yea Forumsstros!

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Remind me again about the 2016 White Sox and James Shields and how James Shields relates to the 2019 Mariners?

Guess the division.

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>first 28 games straight with at least one home run

AL Central

>mest

>resd

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>Philthies

>Lillies
LMAO

PHILTIES KEK PHILTHIES

the Phillies aren't a playoff caliber team

I call em the "Philthies"

mariner bros...

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Philthie sweep

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I need you trolly dodging faggots to stfu we will be back in October and fuck you like '08 and '09

what's her story?

Just a gal that enjoys eating and dabbing on the philthies.

Here comes the dogpile

anyone seeing these fucking bees?

uh oh the dogpile has entered the puppy pen

>1 game back

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this

2018 mest

Yeah? You suck too.

why is the marlins game at 6pm on a sunday? I always thought on sundays games are usually 1pm or 4pm if you are not the night game

>why is the marlins game
Could have stopped there, lol!

Who cares? It's the Marlins and the Padres.

Bee delay too lol

as a cubs fan

yes, we all know you have autism.

FUCKING BEEEEEEES

WHAT'S THIS? A BASEBALL GAME WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES?
A LARGE INFLUX OF BEES SHOULD FIX THIS

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honest to gosh this is insane

she is an actress who has appeared on the beloved webseries blacked dot com

More like mike pussina

oh lo and behold dear lord this is something else

>fathers

>12th inning

>NOOOO OUR RUN DIFFERENTIAL IS BETTER! WE SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE

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Can we take a moment to laugh at Philadelphia?

we are a good team. The dodgers are currently a better team. Shit happens.

Hell yeah based Brantley

C O P E

not gonna get anywhere with bruce hopper on your team

we will with Bruce and Harper though

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>Swept the Phillies
>Swept the Mets
>Swept the Pirates x2
>Swept the Braves
>Swept the Reds
>Swept the Rockies

The only teams to take a series from us is a sweep by the Cardinals, the Cubs and the Brewers. The only other .500 and above teams we have to face are The Cubs, Cardinals, Philies, Braves, Rays, Yankees, Red Sox, Padres, Colorado and Dbags. The rest of the schedule is a cupcake.

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>Swept the Mets
How is Winning 3 out of 4 a sweep?

Oh fuck, I forgot they did win 1, my bad.

central bros owned ya

>Astros sweep another opponent with like half of their starting lineup injured
How do we stop them bros

Do what Boston did, call out the guy obviously filming signs and watch them implode in the playoffs like they did last year.

central bros rise up!

Can anyone name a bigger cuckold than Kris Bryant this weekend?

>talk shit about a team several times
>don't do jack shit all weekend, did he even get a hit?
>carp had sex with his wife while he watched
>your team gets swept in the city you were talking shit about
>out of first place and 2 for the last 10 games

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Central broship has taken offer the jenny

EL GOBOLINO

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central broship has hogtied the dodgers

BAJP rolling in with the heavy bantz

It was then I realized it wasnt hatred I felt towards BAJP...it was fear...this man....i am afraid of this man!

brewdinubs ww@

His wife is fucking gross

/mlb/ major league bees

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When BAJP goes after the lifelongs it's the same way he goes after a tray of bratwursts. Vicious, remorseless, and without fear.

>giolito carrying this rotation on his back
simply amazing
>rolling in
Not like he could walk in considering his weight lmao

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Youre lucky I don't kick your ass for this post

bet you're a fatfuck too

>Poodres
LMAO

>yaks

>bee delay

MARLINSSS

>his team doesn't have 40 wins

came here to post this

can you imagine
haha

sorry :(

Miami own ya'

Bros we need to stop the soccer/basketball menace. What can we do???

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Yea Forumsstros!

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another series win

I have a new fresh idea! Whenever we make a post, we conclude with "bumpies!"... That way everyone knows to bump the thread.

bumpies!

This.

Why do men in this general just chomp at the bit for a man with a woman's ass?

Guys are the fish for real?

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They're both so fucking boring. I dunno how anyone watches a sport where they put commercials in while the clock is running, or a sport where each team scores 50 times a game. They both have advertising on their jerseys as well. What a fucking joke.

No suspense.
No class.

Fuck em'

Baseball, Golf, and MAYBE Football if Tom Brady is playing. Everything else sucks ass and is unwatchable.

Is Recker Hispanic, Italian or white?

Angels get: Francisco Mejia, Mackenzie Gore, Chris Paddock
Padres get: Shoe Ohtani

Who says no?

which @.500 team will make the postseason?

Red Sox
Indians
White Sox
Rangers
A's
Angels
Mets
Cards
Pirates
Padres
D'backs

lol@giving a shit about any team or player in the shitty west divisions that aren't the Dodgers or Astros.

Angels because their young pitchers Canning, Buttrey and Suarez will be like what John Lackey and Francisco Rodriguez were for them in 2002.

But the Angels have the best player of the 21st century on their team.

RedSox and Cardinals

Dayumn shame. Mike Trout has only been in 3 post season games : / But that's what LAA gets for outbidding STL on a Pujols on an obvious decline and obviously lied about his age on his birth certificate that's about as phony as Obama's

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I'm praying for a White Sox vs Cardinals WS in the next 7-10 years(figure i got that long left to live). I'd want to White Sox to win, I'd feel really bad if they lost, but I wouldn't feel horrible.

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there goes old joey gallo going home say HEY gallie gallie gallie OH gallie gallie gallie WOW gallie gallie gallie HOW

>330 million

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shut the fuck up already faggot

First place.

>tfw when you sign: 40 year old ken griffey jr, manny ramirez with female breasts he did so many steroids, jake peavy before recovering from an experimental arm surgery, james shields and giving up tatis

Twins keep winning with not a single good player.

It's amazing... almost like it's unsustainable or something.... just like Jose Ramirez isn't going to bat .185 for the rest of the year you dumb fucks

Can anyone, no, anyTHING stop Lucas Giolito?

though i must say griff played a part in the sox last playoffs in his put out to pierzynski and the homeplate colloision to deny the twins the run they needed to tie.

youtube.com/watch?v=l-Y8T5G_A88

yeah remember when the Phillies were 15+ games above .500 last year? That sure did last

Any U boys ever see your memes out in the wild and get a flutter

You forgot Kevin Youkilis, Kosuke Fukodome, Adam Dunn, and Jimmy Rollins.

A good team.

there's too many "kenny's man"

>losedians

It's almost as if there's 6 new position players in the lineup with postitive fWar and the best defensive catcher in the league.

Barves got by on good starters and markakis having an outlier year. They aren't gonna win shit with Gausman as their 3rd best starter kek

Buxton will get injured again (he always does)
Odorizzi will turn to shit (which is he)
The twins will get BTFO by the yankees (their proper owners)

mainland Italians are white tho

>It's almost as if there's 6 new position players in the lineup with postitive
In which position would you like to see Recker and what would be the positives of such a move?

if i see a twins fan, you will see my fist in your fucking face

twins fan here

any phils phans present?

>twins fan here
Well hello there.

This won't hurt that much. I'll go easy on you considering it's your first year watching baseball.

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You Mean a vikings fan who started watching the "minnesota baseball team" this year because you're local affilate started showing garver and rosario highlights while you masturbated to which 5th round DE your shit team was gonna draft?

Stop making up fake team names. Some of them can be funny but that just sounds too incestuous to be plausible

Excuse me but I'm a Lynx fan thank you very much.

Cubs with an NL-best 20-7 in May.

Is that good?

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Pic related, Bruce after he hits 30 dongs over the liberty bell

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Golf is shit. Tennis is the best next to baseball.

You obviously have never watched a major when the course is absolutely killing the top players and everyone is swearing like crazy and doing cocaine between shots.

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>Your team
>Who you want to draft with your first pick
>Who you expect to get

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twins keep winning babbbbby! we run this joint

last year, our games vs the twins were by far our lowest population game threads...

>our

>Bruce
>Harper

Are they the most powerful back to backs in the league?

He's so fat he considers himself at least 3 people

>nearly 40 games against sub .500 teams
cupcake schedule

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shut up bitch go fuck yourseslf

What bust are the White Sox gonna draft tomorrow?

We have too many holes to make a serious run. We actually need to flip Minor at the deadline to restock the farm and probably cut bait with Odor and his 43 OPS+. He's teased us long enough. Smyly has to go too.

Seth Burger

any eagles fans wanna fight?

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Underrated post

Rutschman

Tatis Jr. is playing for my hometown Double-A team tomorrow.

Sorry I didn't know

Idk why people praise Fenway and Wrigley when they do shit like this.

we're gonna sign kimbrel, aren't we

Anyone have the webm of SeaGOAT's first home run into that thots cleavage?

it would be amazing if you did and cucked the cubs into having to stay with their shitty bullpen. Hell kimbrel can end up being complete shit, his velo is down and trending down, he lost his job to Evoldi in their WS campaign, but he would definitely be an upgrade over Carls Jr, hell, anyone in /mlb/ that at least threw HS ball would be an upgrade from Carls Jr or Shitchek and most of those losers.

What could dipoto done better?

Signed top talent like Machado or Harper.

Why is mlb.com hiring so many female writers?

MLB's articles(even the male writers) are absolute shit, and i just stick to fangraphs, but what's their angle? They're not even softball dykes they're pasty looking nerdgirls.

>Pay 300 mil for 1.0 war. Sound business decisions...

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updated production leaders

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330 million dollars lol

>Harper above Gallo
/mlb/ soundly BTFO?

Bellinger looking human

i love WAR. it always provides comedy for shitheads with big contracts. Like the average guy in AAA contributing more wins than Prince Fielder or Pablo Sandoval

Buca de Beppo is an awesome restaurant, I can't blame Pablo for losing control there and ordering that icecream dessert designed to be shared by 4 people

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did he eat that whole thing?

Adalberto and Whitley are available for the right price, fellas

without question, the thing is Buca is designed where you share everything. No items on the menu are single person portion. appetizers are designed for 3-4, entrees are designed for 2-3, desserts for 3-4...im guessing he didn't only have that icecream. my gf and i didn't even put a dent in the thing, we had no idea how big it was. the picture on the menu was very misleading.

>moving on to Prince
prince fielder had a -1.3 war in 2016, and since then he has been paid 24 million a year, this includes this year AND next year lol.

who's going to sign the prince in 2021?

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I love it, faggots like you have been trying to get me banned for years now and have failed. The only ban I last got was in february 2018 on /nba/ when I was making fun of lebron james and accidentally dropped the "hard R" in a certain word. (lol i dunno what I was thinking posting in /nba/ and thinking i wouldn't get a 3 day for something...)

Feed me. Keep feeding me.
Also, kiss my white ass.

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>2019
>being white

holy fucking based

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low quality post, ANNOUCING A REPORT

see ya fag, at least bajp contributes some fun, wtf do you do, you reddit tier faggot.

oh found the reddit idiomoron. get the FUCK out and STAY OUT

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OH NO NO NO
youtube.com/watch?v=6z9vNepkEWc

Hm... BAJP is on the premises I see... Just gimme some time, I'll set his act straight.

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who?

SET HIM STRAIGHT INSPECTOR GOD BLESS YOU

You can count on me. I see lots of potential in him. If we can see eye to eye we can make our relationship with this general mutually beneficial.

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you can't tell me you wouldn't love to take the wings off of one of those big fatty bastards, fry it, then toss it in a bowl of good hotsauce until is nice a well coated for a tasty appetizer.

i dont even care about the NFL unless there's a story about the patriots and tom brady pissing off ghetto black people, and i even know aaron rodgers is washed up and wont be able to compete in the NFCN. Mack and Rowquan(i dont speak ebonics) are gonna be up his as both games they play the bears each season until he retires in a couple years because he's injury prone and addicted to opiates.

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If you want to take it that route then come get some. I'll give you a hint: think twice, because you don't want me as your enemy. You truly have a lot to learn.

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im real scared of some loser than won a superbowl 20 years ago against some shitty team, has been injured the last 3 seasons, and his team and coaches hate him

Listed. Enjoy it while it lasts. It won't be long.

>filthies

Lmao

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Listed

What list?

If you go by WAR, these are the best players of the 21st century:

1. Pujols
2. Beltre
3. Miggy
4. Cano
5. Greinke
6. Trout
7. Verlander
8. Utley
9. Kershaw
10. Halladay

Of course, Trout will shoot up to #1 on this list in 3.5 seasons but I think it's accurate as of now.

I've got to see everyone on that list play in person except Trout and Kershaw : /

I need to see a kershaw start before his spine puts him in a wheelchair or mine does.

Holy... based bantz....
This guys top dog

oops, I forgot about that faggot Alex Rodriguez:

1. Pujols
2. Beltre
3. Rodriguez
4. Cabrera
5. Cano
6. Greinke
7. Trout
8. Verlander
9. Utley
10. Kershaw

sorry, Roy....RIP

who cares about Arod. He's a confirmed cheater.

WAR is WAR. Guys in the 1890s only had to worry about the fastball and maybe a curveball. Now it's a completely different and very hard game to play.

Bruh as a yankee fan I aint like that shit you sayin bout the goat

yeah, because all the GOATS throw 5 pitches or more! How pitches did Mariano Rivera throw, i can't remember !? Baseball was still very hard to play in the 80s, if pitchers were so weak, why was george brett the only guy from the 50s-80s to make the only serious run at .400 with all these easy 2 pitch pitchers out there throwing.

I just wanted to say

>cubas

lmao he threw way more than 5 pitches retard
probably like 500

I'm sorry for being so smug /mlb/.

From now on I will be nice and not be mean to teams that lose.

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Name all 500

I'll get you started
1. Cutter
2. Slider
3. Changeup
4. 2 Seam Fastball
5. _________
6. _________
7. _________
...
500. _________

Go ahead.

If I see you in real life I'm going to smash your face in

Strike 1, strike 2, strike 3 dumbass

i've hated the yankees my whole life, even more, when they were beating the Braves in those ole' days and then they beat the padres in 98' when my dad's best friend was kevin towers' right hand man and would have got a nice WS ring if they didnt get BTFOd. Also of all MLB players i tried to emulate Tony Gywnn's swing more than any other player in the few games i saw of him. i only had sox/cubs/braves on tv since that was pre internet days(and im not talking like only getting 30 mbps either), fucking zoomers. But it was impossible to dislike Mo.

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only fucking weirdos are on this late, im going to bed so i get get my work done earlier even though the sox nor cards play tomorrow

:3

why?

*glomps*
nuuuu

BAJP!!!!!

*kisses you*
gn my loved one

Shall hold vigil til return

*spankie*

We never forget you BACP

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kek'd

Now this is quality content.

]No one on Yea Forums has the hand strength and dexterity to bare hand a pop fly or home run, if you want to catch a ball and not have it be on the a rebound, bring a glove.

I can do it.

I have ham hands.

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>93155231
>93154127
>93150059
>93148713
what's with these losers from /nba/ and their cancer? Are they going to try and force broships again?

You need the GIF of yesterday when Davey tried to take him out and he said, "Fuck that!"

This is finally the dodgers' year. They've finally done it. This will be the year their fans finally become more annoying and disgusting than Yankees fans.

Blow Jays desu

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hope something good happens for you soon desu

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haha *sip* *crack* lol *sip* not very subtle *sip* *crack* he could have just *sip* said what he was thinking *crack* instead of being a sissy faggot

*crack* *sip* ya sound lke a seething boomer, eh?

Personally, I don't think Adley Rutschman has that swagger you look for on the Chicago White Sox.

Oh you were showing off your twitter shitposts, I didn't realize what was happening
They're pretty bad. Just being obnoxious isn't clever.
Heh, I bet the boys will get a kick out of my ill-wrought meme parrotry, my screeching hand-flapping swan song

You mean TWTW.

Nobody will give a shit
The only thing cringe in this scenario would be your self-consciousness over it

Good morning, lads.

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Doyers - Anthony Joshua
Diamondbacks- Andy Ruiz

Adley Rutschman to the _________

You may only post if your team has at least 40 wins.
>not so fast, Stankees

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Cubbies!

Does anyone ever wonder what's the point of it all? Like even if the Twins win 110 games they'll just be swept by the Yankees in the postseason. So what's the point?

fuck off retard

Someone get this asshole to the dogpile STAT

You forgot Adam and Drake LaRoche

sorry sorry

Sorry!

My mistake

"Give me Adley Rutschman or give me meth!" --Royals fans

Royals fans found abd believe to be seething!

With the third pick in the 2019 MLB Draft, the Chicago White Sox select...........Amos Bust, a shitty player from Middleofnowhere, Flyover Country.

The Marlins are on the clock.

That's not Adley Rutschman.

sigh.................gah.............

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>Badley Bustman
lol

ryu will get injured and miss like 2 months

this

based

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Sale got robbed.

>Devers has .360 BABIP on the month of may
uh we shouldn't be giving these awards out based on lucky hits. anyone who gets this award should have sub .200 BABIP just to prove they are good at getting contact.

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>le 1-6 man

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>4.36

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youtube.com/watch?v=ADrltOpX9GU&fbclid=IwAR1hIzUjfqEzDhpEz44MQ_9XAz2uiDpW4U43Rx3_uugIBHZ0C0rZOwmsJHQ

"hey mike - does the SF giants eber hang out with the NY Giants :)"

twitter.com/BackAftaThis/status/1134639247510712320

reminder to vote for Chris Davis for the All star game

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>twitter.com/BackAftaThis/status/1134639247510712320
lmfao I love these clips

Hadouken edits of his pitches when?

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Imagine not understanding how World Series Hangovers work. Tell me how many rings Sale has? Now tell me how many does your shitty pitcher have?

More like Going Out Of Business Sale

Imagine being over 4 ERA and expecting anything rewards wise for a month. And then going >muh rings Like some stupid yak faggot.

Someone post the image.

angels @ cubs

YEAH
UH
OH
OHTANI OWNS YA
UH HUH
OH
PU
PUJOLS PWNS YA

schwarby just grounded out :(

jays cant lose today so that's alright

Are you 100% certain about that?

they don't play so yes?

>That Mille Lacs button nose
Cute!

these are the top 12 yankees of 2018 based on WAR
the ones with red lines have spent significant time on the IL
tell me they aren't winning the WS this year with a healthy team. JUST GO ON AND TRY.

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>yaks

Here's the whole video

youtube.com/watch?v=LXm2HJZB6hk

>I feel fucking good
>Yeah I'm fucking sure
God I love Scherzer

man I cant wait until he's a yankee

can't wait til he leads us yankees to another WS championship babyyyyyy

I'd love to see Scherzer play for >us but I just don't see it happening. He's under contract with Washington until 2021, he'll be 36 at that point. Plus he likes to hit, can't do that in the AL (Ohtani notwithstanding).

Wow that dudes a beast.

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does scherzer's eye thing help him with baseball at all? or is it just a coloring thing

It's just a coloring thing.

...

Thanks user. That's fucking awesome. He's so intense. Every 5th day is a holiday for me. Now I feel good. I'm fucking pumped. Maybe I'll mow the god damn grass after all. Fuck Yeah!!

Rawr.

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