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>the absolute state of /nfl/
It’s the off season.
Ive always thought demaryius Thomas was a dumb nig. Not surprise he isnt a lock
Josh Gordon is coming back anyways.
Hope he does, but really want to see the WRs the Pats signed and see how they do. Still, if one of them could potentially take a spot over DT it'd be interesting.
>NE: Demaryius Thomas not a lock for Pats' roster?
He's on the PUP list dummies, of course he's not going to make the roster, he doesn't count towards the roster # until he's physically able to play mid-season.
Harry looks like a beast
2020 NFL Draft position strength:
QB: A
RB: B
WR: A
TE: B
OL: A
DL: C
LB: B
CB: B
S: B
Is T-Law available in the 2020 Draft or just Tua?
This qb class is overrated
2021 will be much better
Yfwdbwdsb
>Josh Gordon
Lol, good luck with that. He'll be suspended before game 6
This is gonna be the year of Minnesota.
Twins
Vikings
Wild
Nobody cares about niggerjump
Are you telling me it's time for the Vikings to choke in the playoffs again?
*wins his seventh with the Texans*
His revenge story is incoming.
Also, how mad is Mahonmes that he is a jinx against Boston teams?
I don't understand this meme
that being said, if he were to leave the patriots I would root for him
/Bills Owl 2020/
>bombston fans
>east coast teams
I know i'm asking for a lot here, but can i get rational, unbiased responses to this
What does /nfl/ think of deflategate now that the dust has settled?
>OL: A
Neat.
It happened, just like the holocaust
>thread made after the other one
>made by a trip
>has more replies
fuck, you guys are faggots
impeachment is never happening (but I wish it did because it would had Trump 2020 on a golden platter)
bradysfag doesn't even check catalog before making a new thread, sad!.
People respect quality and a winning culture.
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
I didn't know we blamed Germans for something they didn't even do
Rethuglicans will unironically complain about this because they get mad that corporations aren’t allowed to scam consumers
Maybe the licenses will get cheaper.
Pretty funny that the woke commies at polygon are defending publicly traded mega-corporations and their exploitive business practices but such is life in ClownWorld.
fuck off racist
>me and brady's sixth ring
Not football related.
>old cuck
>turk cuck
>brady'scuck
>redditice
>brady'sseventhcuck
Madden is football related
>Me and Old Bay
People say this every year
Go back to making cunny threads on Yea Forums you worthless faggot.
he will not be eligible until the 2021 draft.
There are countless examples of players who were elite in college but when they went to the pros they were busts for one reason or another but has there ever been a player who was actually shit in college but when they found their way into the NFL they were somehow great?
shut the fuck up and go to Yea Forums or /pol/.
brady was a sixth round pick.
has a tripnigger ever contributed anything positive to any threads ever?
Tom Brady is a system QB
Yeah but he wasnt shit in college
>TRUMP PLS TELL ME HOW TO SPEND MY MONEY
Have sex
he was not outstanding either. he was a sixth round pick for a reason.
there are over 70,000 college football players with around 16,000 eligible for draft every year, and only 256 get drafted. the odds of you of being terrible in college and even getting on a practice squad might as well not even exist.
also there are several examples of players having a mediocre stat-line in college and having elite career (tim bradley), but someone being actual shit would not even get a phonecall unless the coach saw something somehow that convinces him that he can be elite.
There are some bad players who get drafted early because muh traits like rashan gary or Josh Allen/Christian Hackeberg types.
Kurt Warner?
>has there ever been a player who was actually shit in college but when they found their way into the NFL they were somehow great?
Daniel Jones
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Reminder that Rodgers is a cuck and kissin titties trubisky is a lad.
So they've found someone to take over Choke Cucksins contract for cap room to adjust accordingly? Otherwise....nah dood...
>tfw no more grunk
Hold me lads
Who?
Eli keeps his job for two more years while Jones watches. Eventually he gets the starting job and it's Peterman 2.0
>Throw interceptions until opposing safety's and corners are too tired from running back defensive touchdowns.
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SEETHING pats hater
Based gronk holy shit
Sexual harassment is NOT based
>What does /nfl/ think of deflategate now that the dust has settled
Seems pretty clear from how the NFL approached it that they really had nothing. The best they could punish Brady for was being "uncooperative". The eventual scientific publishing regarding inflation physics exonerated him. The Patriots might cheat, but deflategate was a smearjob. It's just a meme pushed by people that hate the Patriots at this point.
It was an honest question. I don't have a strong opinion on the pats.
>has a tripnigger ever contributed anything positive to any threads ever?
Not really, no. You have Old Gay and Brady's_____ who are relentless shitposters that talk more about each other than they do football. Old Gay/LJGOAT/Reddy Ice is retarded gutter trash and continually just makes low effort shitposts and samefags like crazy by backing up his own opinions by posting from his phone anonymously or on other trips. He's also a cuck. Turkfag just posts random sluts and is also a cuck.
Tripfags are all shitposters in some fashion or another. But those 3 are the most notably shitty. I don't think I've ever seen them say anything interesting about football.
Eli is not playing past this year. He'd have to basically have a top 10 QB performance and there's just no way that's happening. He was the worst non-rookie starter in the league last year. He hasn't been good for a long time. Not that he was ever really great, but he had small moments of playoff clutchness.
TBK used to make nice autism charts
>Giants consistently have some of the worst rosters in the NFL post-Super Bowl XLVI
>"Eli isn't good anymore"
I remember Coughlin's last year in 2015 when the Giants had a lead in the final minute of 11 games and lost five or six of them because their defense was comprised of literal practice squadders/AAFers.
And yet somehow the Giants thought this was Coughlin's fault and not Jerry Reese's. If I were Ereck Flowers I would thank the Lord every night that Rocky Thompson exists.
Tensnake proved you could go from complete faggot to a chad
Bless you DJ Tensnake, wherever you are
CAHR PAHR!
>Tom Brady’s ‘Tom Terrific’ trademark request appalls Mets fans
SEETHING boomers
>the city of mutthomes
>Punished Cam throwing again and didn't have any structural damage in his shoulder as originally feared
>Christian McCaffrey being a Top-Three back in the league
>D.J. Moore, Curtis Samuel, Jarius Wright, Torrey Smith, and Chris Hogan are the best WR corps Cam has ever had
>Greg Olsen healthy again and Ian Thomas behind him who was the second-best tight end in the league last December
>Colts-style premium on O-Line play with some decent reserves and the Panthers FINALLY trying to replace Jordan Gross through the Draft
>Defense is no longer ancient and incapable of shedding a block (RIP TD, RIP Pep)
>Rivera calling a defense for the first time since he had the best defenses in the league in Chicago/San Diego
>Multi-front defense will create a pass rush and stop zoomer Air Raid offenses
>Luke Kuechly exists
>James Bradberry/Donte Jackson now coached by Perry Fewell who coached Ramsey/Bouye into a top CB duo
>Eric Reid with a full offseason of work and Rashaan Gaulden receiving a ton of hype in Year Two
>Graham Gano healthy again
>Odd Year
Try and stop us.
Why is he so based, bros?
have you?
Look at these smug pricks
Is a QBs ability to chug beer directly related to his ability to win rings? if so how many will titties get?
It's the last digit minus the first digit plus the middle digit.
Eli isn't good anymore in a vacuum. You can't blame his poor performance on the team. He was quite literally the worst non-rookie QB last year. There's no excuse.
that beer would have been gone if it was in a penis sippy cup
Brady is literally an old world hero. His ancestors were actual killers
Eli was perfectly fine in the second half of last year once Solder got healthy and they got a new right guard. There were at least three games in the second half of the year where the Giants had comfortable leads only for the defense to completely blow it.
Go watch the Cowboys game in Week 17. Blake Jarwin scores a touchdown because Curtis Riley doesn't even attempt to tackle him when he has the chance
uhhh brady's cup is like 1/2 full at best, p sure the titty kisser would smoke him if they were the same
Kikes in full damage control and camp hasn't even opened yet
Weird, I thought you'd shopped that head on
Only absolute plebs who don't watch film thought that Jones would be a bust.
Aka every poster on /nfl/
Nah. Even if you want to make that kind of gay excuse, Brady had superior technique there. It doesn't help your argument that Brady's glass is larger(just compare their hands to the beer they're holding.
Sorry, fag. Even at beer chugging, Brady is the champ. At least take solace that your QB isn't an absolute literal fag and "game of thrones extra".
I'm gonna miss him lads
Who wouldn't? Guy's an animal and he was a much needed party guy in an otherwise rigid organization.
Dude Twitter and the fan-sites have been no better. Media Jews wanted Rosen in NYC and absolutely slandered the guy. I was trying to talk these plebs off the ledge before the draft when they were saying 'he' s a 3rd round talent' and 'anyone but Jones'. They are starting to come around now and making 'bold predictions' of a qb competition in camp.
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We need an NFC north QB beer chug rankings, I want to see if even Cousins can beat Rodgers.
All he would have to do is actually finish his beer. I think my grandmother could beat Rodgers at beer chugging. Not even kidding.
Yeah because those people don't actually have any informed opinions they just hear media talking heads say "Jones bad" and they instantly believe it
Cucksins is a good Christian boy, he doesn't drink alcohol.
How much do you think Rodgers getting one-upped on beer chugging pisses him off?
I wouldn't doubt he throws for 600 yards against every QB who beat him in beer chugging. He would be that petty.
He would have chugged semen like a champ
Yep
"Jones man bad, Haskins man good" is such an NPC opinion.
I'm just over here laughing at the Redskins for thinking that they fleeced the Giants. Tell Landon to call us again when the Skins go 6-10 again.
And by the way, Gettleman was right about not paying Josh Norman. Got paid a King's Ransom for one elite season and has never lived up to it.
Erin loves savoring the flavour
Not even gonna bother turning on my trip for this gay ass general.
>gay ass general
is that rodgers' new nickname?
seething rodgers haters have no fuel smdh
Shut the fuck up tensnake, making $30k/year as a DJ in New York isn’t Chad territory
Rodgers couldn't throw 600 yards against a peewee team, he got outplayed by fucking trubisky
Robert Foster, he didn't even get the chance to be shit in college but led the league in YPC last year after having like 45 total college yards
This is objectively correct, by the way.
>Brady
>Elite anymore
>Ryan, Rapist, Watson, Newton, Foles
>Above average
>Le 84 million dollar man
>Memiota
>Lameme
>Average
Everyone is shit.
Idk dude. He prolly still lives with his parents but unlimited free drugs, drinks, and drunk sluts sounds pretty rad for a day job
Terrible list
I really really like the Packers.
Post yurs
>never watched a titans game in your life
*gets injured*
AYO HOL UP
kurp kussins has probably never drank more than one beer in his life.
memeiota is the walking definition of average.
practices and OTA's prove nothing besides, "can this person do the actual motion of throwing a ball."
I’m a coltsfag, I’ve seen Memiota plenty. He’s stone-cold-average.
Also daily reminder that Luck is 11-0 against your shit team
The following NFL teams have made it to a conference championship game at any point in their team’s entire history:
1. New England Patriots
2. New York Jets
3. Miami Dolphins
4. Buffalo Bills
5. Dallas Cowboys
6. New York Giants
7. Washington Redskins
8. Philadelphia Eagles
9. Pittsburgh Steelers
10. Baltimore Ravens
11. Cincinnati Bengals
12. Cleveland Browns
13. Green Bay Packers
14. Chicago Bears
15. Minnesota Vikings
16. Detroit Lions
17. Denver Broncos
18. Oakland Raiders
19. L.A./San Diego Chargers
20. Kansas City Chiefs
21. Seattle Seahawks
22. San Francisco 49ers
23. Arizona Cardinals
24. L.A./St. Louis Rams
25. Jacksonville Jaguars
26. Indianapolis Colts
27. Tennessee Titans
28. New Orleans Saints
29. Atlanta Falcons
30. Carolina Panthers
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
That’s until we trade for Tom Brady
Relocate Patriots.
Senator Josh Hawley (R-Mo.), who introduced legislation targeting “pay-to-win” and “loot box” transactions.
Great point, retard. Stop shitting up these threads with your uninformed political hot takes. KYS
24 out of 32 teams have made a conference championship game in the last 20 years. The 8 teams that haven't are:
>Cleveland
>Buffalo
>Detroit
>Cincinnati
>Washington
>Houston
>Miami
>Dallass
>that Luck is 11-0 against your shit team
Damn how is that even possible? That has to be the most one-sided divisional match up in the league
*blocks your path*
And remember it took the best quarterback of all time to get one of them
You now remember that Brady Hoke got an NFL job last year and made one of the best defensive lines in the league so horrible that teams were openly dialing up deep bombs on their very first plays because "There's no pass rush, we can do whatever we want"
Who?
Falcons and Bills BTFO
Hoke got hired as the Panthers' D-Line coach for 2018. The Panthers went from 3rd in the league in sacks to 27th and Hoke was fired after Week 13.
he'd throw for about 220, and then get tired and find some reason to get bodyslammed by a db so he could watch some other young black guy throw the packer season and take all the heat
total horseshit where goodell tried to use it to make himself look like the league alpha and ended up embarrased
Bills at least have beaten him 3 times
And Bills fans cling to those three as a toddler to his blankie.
>seeing patient in ER
>doing exam
>she is covered in scabies from head to toe
>call nurse over
>"look at this"
>"yeah I saw that"
I'm itchy lads
Has there been a single RB/WR/CB/EDGE who has come back from an achilles tear and was not severely diminished in skill?
>Richie incognito is signed
>Kaep isn’t
>Jack Doyle (hip) has begun "cutting"
This is the face of depression, /nfl/. Check on your tripfriends, make sure they're okay
incognito is mentally insane and unstable, but he is not a terrible football player.
Why would Kaep want back in the NFL. He's making millions off of Nike endorsements and if he were to resign with a team, people would realize he was just a bad player on a stacked team
By the standards of NFL quarterbacks, neither was Kaepernick
jon gruden is just trying his best to give fans that real raider experience before they leave feel by making them as unstable as possible.
him wanting to be paid $20 million to be a backup and his girlfriend calling the owner who offered him a job a, "slave owner," does not help.
he also knows if he goes back and is not even an average quarterback, it would completely invalidate the, "people do not want me because I am black," or whatever the fuck he was complaining about.
>visiting players in FedExField are much less likely to get injured there than they are in any other stadium besides Levi's Stadium.
>as far as knee, ankle, and foot injuries go, FedExField is still one of the safest stadiums in the NFL.
you now remember that Chip Kelly was willing to trade Fletcher Cox, Malcolm Jenkins and multiple first round picks to trade up to draft him.
what's a computer
meant for.
Apple has the WOAT marketing department.
I'm not sure which of their current commercials is worse, "do the hokey pokey" or "laughing black woman"?
>Texans fan
>doesn’t hate the titans
Hello zoomer
>Lucas Oil Stadium causes the most injuries
Based
nothing will beat the cookie cutter, "preppy music plays while retards of various races and sexualities show too much affection for a brand's product throughout a big-name city that looks far more safe and happy than it actual is," commercial type for being the worse.
I know this isn't /r/, so apologies, but nobody there is going to help.
Does anybody have the picture of a stack of Patriots "19-0" promotional materials? Does such a thing even exist, or did I hallucinate it?
He went to Georgia tech, you mong
shirts exist, nigel.
Cheers lads
God bless the giants and Eli Manning
The Akron Pros were the first ever champions of the NFL in 1920. Say something nice about them.
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
Neat
>practices and OTA's prove nothing besides, "can this person do the actual motion of throwing a ball."
Running the entire offensive play book in 11-11 drills and game scenarios means nothing?
Ok dude
POST YFW THE SOWL HASBRAGBBEDEAGLES
If (when) the Pats go 19-0 next season will /nfl be btfo?
Thank god we got rid of that cancer before he fucked up any more than he managed to.
>pats
>19-0
nope
>last digit is number of Carr TDs in week 1
last 2 digits is number of Rivers TDs on the season
last digits is the percentage (chance) that the chargers make the playoffs, with a decimal point between digit 2 and 3 oof course
>38.4% chance
heh
From now on you can only post in this thread if your team has a heterosexual QB and your head coach has 2 working Achilles heels
>not so fast fudgepackers
Raiders standing by
I do not know the sexual orientation of >my team's QB, and you don't know >yours either
Imagine this cute little thing being impaled by Jones' BWC
they drafted eli's cousin
Nah. This is the actual unbiased and objectively correct 2019 QB rankings.
He's a big guy
what is going to go through his head next year when brady gets his seventh
For you
>I'd rather have a career of mediocrity than a handful of years with the greatest quarterback of all time on the greatest organization in football history so I can build my resume before being traded for far more than I'm worth to other teams
Okay so he's retarded.
Bump Carr up, he's gonna be pretty good this year
Her nick name for him is 'Bing Bong' because he's got a Big Dong
yeah
>not considering BB can coach for decades after Brady retires
>expecting Jameis to still be playing in the NFL by then
he can join Winston bagging groceries
Fun fact: this is the first image when you search for "confused negro"
My ex used to call me big boss because I loved playing mgs3 so much and the fact that I have a sweet beard that wraps around my chin and connects to my sideburns, Wish the style was more popular in the nfl, but I think Tum Brady had it for a short while
Khalil, Alex, or Marlon?
>tfw we could’ve had JJ Watt and Khalil Mack on the same defense
What would’ve happened?
Nothing because no QB he would've left too
>3,767,400,000.00 Argentine Pesos man
>Average
For me, it's Marlon
Has McCoy signed with the Browns yet?
He's gonna sign with the Ravens
Ravens need to sign a QB first.
You'd have gone 9-7 or 10-6 and lost in the first round again.
>Brady's getting old
>better hedge my bets on Mariota
Dumbass
Lel he's going to be shellshocked after all the hospital balls Mariota's going to throw his way.
>Teams I Like: Shitty teams that are never a threat to anyone
>Teams I Dislike: divisional rivals and traditionally good teams
there i filled out everyones
mind boggling that so many players don't take advantage of the patriots for 1 year to get a huge deal elsewhere
COME COME COME COME COME ALONG NOW
It's all the fucking concerts they throw on the field to recoup their 1.5 billion investment in the house of horrors that has become Levi's.
I firmly believe that they won't ever be great again until they move back to San Francisco and break the curse that stadium has brought them.
Why did the Jags waste a top 5 pick on Fournette?
Because he fit their offensive scheme. But his head got too big.
Has Brady cheated yet today?*
>•CARSON WENTZ UPDATE: Doug Pederson wasn’t just blowing smoke when he said Wentz has been one of the team’s most impressive players in spring practices. The Eagles’ starting quarterback looks locked in. Wentz flashed deep ball accuracy on completions to DeSean Jackson (who shook off Avonte Maddox) and Marken Michel (who ran by Rasul Douglas). Wentz’s arm strength — a quality that Pederson specifically praised — showed when he rifled a pass by Maddox in 3-on-3. Maddox didn’t even have bad coverage as he was sitting on a short curl route but Wentz’s throw beat his reaction time. Wentz threw a strike between multiple defenders over the middle to Greg Ward. Wentz would’ve had a back shoulder touchdown throw to Charles Johnson in the middle of the end zone during a red zone drill had Johnson not dropped the pass. Wentz did have a couple misfires. He overthrew Zach Ertz on a fade in the end zone and he also underthrew a deep throw to DeSean Jackson, which allowed Jeremiah McKinnon to knock the ball down. Speaking of DeSean, Wentz absolutely LOVES throwing to him. They’ve connected so often in just three spring practices I’ve been able to watch this year. It’s not like Wentz is forcing the ball there, either. Wentz rarely throws an incompletion when he’s targeting Jackson.
Oh, hey /nfl/
Just /cfb/ checking in
>me and Brady's Sixth Ring
Guaranteed bust
gib generational qb
But you have Matt "The Lion King" Stafford.
>all these Browns fans pretending they never wanted McCoy
>all these Browns fans claiming they were the only """contenders""" of the 3 possible teams
OH
NOO
NOOOO
NOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOO
>White people can't play running ba-
>@AdamSchefter: Former Buccaneers’ DT Gerald McCoy is signing with the Carolina Panthers, per sources.
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>@AdamSchefter: Panthers are giving former Buccaneers’ DT Gerald McCoy a one-year deal, per sources. It is likely to be worth about $8.5 million, per sources.
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b-b-b-but muh AFC N-Norf..!
>Ck.
What a retard. He had a chance to come to Cleveland and make that line ridiculous.
9-7 incoming
>Leaveland
kings of hypebusting
it's an odd-year though friend
TRY AND FUCKING STOP US
G'day chums. 94 days until our shitposts have meaning again.
Is cams detachable arm a bug or a feature?
At least he plans to retire a Buc, I guess.
>amateur sports
It's called "running black" for a reason, user.
He looks like a girl
Is he a true Atlantean?
The Panthers will make the playoffs and the Browns won't
The Carolina Kitties have a tough schedule, amigo. Their success and failure will rest almost entirely on Cam.
>NFC "East"
what a pretty young lady.
what about John Riggins
>ynr that people were furious with the Panthers for firing Gettleman to re-hire Hurney
APOLOGIZE
>Am I a halfbreed? nah, i’m only a quarter black
getting mccoy for 8 million is a steal
The Arizona Cardinals were a member of that division for 8 seasons.
>be on a baseball forum where at least two-thirds of the members are boomer faggots
>they're all pissed
part of it's because Tom Seaver has quietly retired from public life and only recently was discovered to be suffering pretty badly from dementia. they think the timing is not merely a coincidence.
but the guy has also had 40+ years to trademark "his" nickname if he wanted to–get fucked.
personally I don't see why Brady needs or wants this. It's not like he already has a way better nickname than some" catchy" alliterative crap.
I just picture jameis opening the groceries and snacking on them as he bags them. "Man whyd you get the plain cheetos?"
You mean the Phoenix Cardinals right
maybe when they were in St. Louis, how the hell could they be East anything except maybe "of California" ?
depression or borderline autism?
I always wanted to mush this heshe creature in the face after seeing this commercial.
>also kind of wanted to fuck it
>Doesn't want to play on the same team as the GOAT QB that routinely return to the playoffs every year.
>DOES want to play on the same team as a meme QB for a team that has no identity.
He doesn't intend to play football over five years. He's here for the money. No shame in being smart.
>gay D’s ree
The Saints and Falcons used to play in the NFCW too
Madden curse
Oh wait actually it's 14 years. "Phoenix" for the first 6, then "Arizona".
>Falcons
>west
why have NFL and NHL alignments been so fucked?
Gettleman is doing a good job cleaning up Jerry Reese's disaster in NY. Don't believe the ESPN-Words
So is the NFL permanently stuck at 32 teams?
Daily reminder Nick Chubb had a 1k season after only starting 9 games as a rookie.
No? The Texans are the most recent addition in 2002. There will probably be more teams eventually.
Well what cities/states can support a team or an additional team
What division would they play in? If they added another team it'd create an imbalance
>there will probably be more teams eventually
gross. 30 with six 5-team divisions or 32 with 8x4 is the right number for Big 4 sports, period.
And what do you think the league was like pre-Texans? Or Pre-Ravens? Feel free to look it up.
There's no reason to add more teams, 32 is a good number that effectively serves all major American media markets and is very easy to divide. Also OL talent is EXTREMELY thin as is and adding more teams would only dilute that even more.
I could see one or two Canadian teams getting formed in the near future
I think the NFL has some sort of deal with the CFL where they won't expand into Canada
Forget OL talent, there aren't even 32 QBs that can play at an NFL level, there are barely 20, adding more teams would only make it worse.
down South is all CFB territory, but the only big places I can think of otherwise are maybe St. Louis and Portland.
>Well what cities/states can support a team or an additional team
Minnesota?
cheap secondary would have given up game winning drives when the pass rush got tired and injured
36 with 12 3 team divisions would mean an extra week of playoffs and the League would kill for that.
With 36 they'd likely do 6-6. As far as the number of playoff games goes, its entirely determined by the number of teams they decide to let in, which they could arbitrarily increase no matter the division layout
Seething. Furious. Outraged. Bootyblasted.
San Antonio, Salt Lake (Utah), Portland only ones i can think of
Glad to see child protective services is letting him see his son under their supervised visitation program. Way to go Tynig!!!
When (because they will eventually) the NFL puts a team in San Antonio, would it be a good idea to revive the Commanders name while changing everything else?
Enjoy your child abusing feral negro but I'm happy he's not on my team
I would support that
>the NFL revives the AAF West as a new division
i want to believe
I really feel like Dalton has a great chance to take us deep in the playoffs this year.
What do you fellas think?
Personally, shitsburgh will be lucky to win 8 games without ab. They are fucked. Patriots are fucked without gronk.
I feel like we may surprise the shit out of everyone this year.
>the joker of the NFL
Doubt it since their division looks really good. I could realistically see the Bengals finishing 4th place while going 8-8
I never said Gettleman was doing a bad job. But Hurney is doing a phenomenal one.
lol @ you
Have the Bengals done much to improve outside of adding Jonah Williams? I haven't heard a peep about Zac Taylor since he was hired because "muh McVay clone" and "muh Air Raid"
i miss him so fucking much bros
>us.
>McCoy on the Pants
ODD YEAR MEME IS GONNA BE FULL STEAM AHEAD
>Odd Year Meme Magic in full force
>They finally made a Sam Mills throwback jersey
Been a bretty good past few days.
Not so fast
89 is all you need. Ice up son
It's impossible to go wrong with Smitty but Mills jerseys had been a bitch to find. Glad Mitchell & Ness is making both him and Kevin Greene now.
>According to NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport, Baltimore also offered McCoy more guaranteed money than one of his other suitors, the Carolina Panthers, did. Sadly for Baltimore, it was the Panthers that ended up signing McCoy to a one-year deal worth $8 million, with only $4 million guaranteed, after he took the weekend to think about the offers.
>Rapoport said it’s believed Baltimore offered McCoy nearly double the $4 million guaranteed money he got from Carolina.
>What’s interesting is that McCoy was interested in signing with a playoff contender, according to ESPN’s Adam Schefter.
Oh nono ahaha
It wouldn't be worth 8 million if the team was guaranteed a ring. He's an idiot.
>QB so bad at throwing the ball you can't overpay free agents
Sad!
If I had the #1 pick in fantasy who should I take?
>Browns/pats broship
I’m okay with this
Ravens dodged a bullet by not overpaying a washed up DT that they don't need
don't be sad cuz it's over, smile cuz it happened.
>muh Lamar Jackson
Shitbirds. E X P O S E D
Zeke
So this is hope.
Greg Zurlein, rasm will be kicking a lot of field goals this year if they want to win games.
Refball game btw
Sony Michel
Kek no he isn't.
Why yes I am a Patriots AND Seahawks fan, how could you tell?
The fudge packers won’t break .500 this season
Justify this position.
Question about a beginner workout routine.
Is this too much or too little to start out? I'll be using the gym at my job and don't wanna get too burned out before work.
25 pushups
25 squats
25 situps
20 dumbbells (not sure of what weight I need)
Running 1 mile
I'm 23 yrs old and 5'5 160lbs so I'm not a lardass, but I'm not stickmode either. I'd ask /fit/, but they're a bunch of faggots.
why are the ravens throwing money at a washed up DT when they STILL do not have a quarterback on their roster?
Sure, seems fine. Try it out and see how it feels, and adjust as needed. It should feel like you're just able to make it through the last set, without killing yourself.
Because franchise QBs don't appear out of thin air, and throwing money at a mediocre DT is a lot more cost effective than throwing money at a mediocre QB.
but they do not have a single quarterback on the roster. are they going to have their runningback player qb again?
*runningback play qb again
The Jaguars made it to the AFCCG without a QB two years ago so they should be fine
Isn't RGKnee their backup still? He'll probably be starter before week 10
And on IR by Week 12
but bortles can throw a ball sometimes (very rare).
rg3 can actually throw a ball, lameme cannot.
better hope rg3 does not have to play more than two games, because he will guaranteed to be on IR after three.
Needs more squats.
>I'd ask /fit/, but they're a bunch of faggots.
/Fit/ and /plg/ poster here. Fuck you. Make real time for the gym.
I dont get the Dak isnt good meme. I get that hes a game manager, but if you look at his stats hes been very impressive especially when its mattered. Sure hes not bombing 50 traders but hes an above average quarterback
Traders=yarders. Sorry I'm mobile posting from the shitter at work :^)
>Punished Cam throwing again and didn't have any structural damage in his shoulder as originally feared
Thank god there are no other factors that influence players coming off of debilitating, potentially career ending injuries. Nope. Nothing at all.
Matt Stafford 0.1 incoming
If jones shows up in preseason you might see Eli in Baltimore.
>he rates duck poopscott
I dont get the Dak is good meme. I get that hes had decent stats, but if you watch the games you see he hasn't been very impressive especially when its mattered, is a complete run-game/o-line babby, and drops spaghetti when he's not playing from ahead with the run established. Sure hes not the worst in the league but hes unable to make plays to win games.
>there are people in this thread
>RIGHT NOW
>that think the bears are going to win the NFC North
Bet you would have said the same thing last year too
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
That pass wasnt even tipped. And if I remember correctly the Xecucks didnt even manage 160 total yards of offense but still beat the Cowgirks by 2 scores
>I dont get the Dak is good meme.
But that tier list says he's average, not good.
Hes 16th in game winning drives since 1960 and hes been in the league 3 years. He consistently makes plays to win games
And Stafford owns the record for most comebacks in a season; that is a team stat more than a QB stat
As I said, hes not dropping 50 yard bombs, but when it matters he does his job. All of his stats suggest above average except for possibly ypg
>new rookie meme coach
>offense led by Aaron "Needs More Help" Rodgers
>Defense composed entirely of literal whos
It's pretty self evident really
I don't know who is going to win the NFC North, but I predict whoever does does so at 9 or 10 wins tops. Might even get one of those ugly 8 win division finishes. The whole division is just terrible right now and the Bears can't mask their mediocrity this year with their schedule.
So he's a game manager. Sounds about right
Cuckson Wince will take over that role next year and then this joker will just be forgotten joke.
So who’s tanking for Tua? Which team can handle a leftie QB?
I'm not even a Packers fan and I don't think they'll be great, but those arguments are weak. New meme coaches have done well recently. Aaron Rodgers is objectively a good quarterback. And their defense looks like it could be pretty good, the D-line is stacked and in the secondary they have Jaire Alexander, Amos, and the best safety from the most recent draft.
the winning system
Fuck off, /pol/
What does Tua have to with /pol/?
>I'm not a Packers fan but no, their whole team is just great!
Oh okay. So when the show up with a bottom 10 defense, you'll be shutting the fuck up, yes?
/pol/ has a couple of handegg fans, so its /pol/ to mention handegg
he is going to get his body decimated by giant niggers and become another RG3
It’s /pol/ to mention football in the football thread?
Are you having a stroke?
twitter.com
Imagine thinking your future is a fat qb that can't run but with the IQ of an average American Black. Good luck Washington
gymbros are closet faggots who waste their time on a pointless hobby
>There are "people" who think this nigger is better than Daniel Jones
>leftie qb
It was a joke
Why do Daniel Jones knob polishers always try to compare him to Haskins? Are you that desperate to frame expectations? They both suck and neither will last long in the NFL.
Because media draft """experts""" all said that the Redskins played Gettleman despite Jones being better
Who cares? They both suck
There is no evidence that Jones is better
>libertarates the nfl from kraftos deep state control
>Gronk retired
>Allen to the Dolphins
>Hollister traded
>Martellus Bennett not pulled out of retirement
>No TE's drafted
>ASJ going to be cut soon
Andrew Beck and Ryan Izzo going to run a train on this league I guess
>implying >we need a TE
at least Haskins was good in his one year
Not saying elite. Saying mathematically above average
If we need a TE we'll coax Gronk out of retirement or get Rudolph
I guess maybe they'll actually make a run at Rudolph?
I agree 10 wins will be the winner, I expect a lot if split series and teams struggling to get both their offense and defense working in the same game
>these are the best arguements rodgers haters can muster up
pff is bashing trubisky pretty hard
why cant the bears find a winner QB? sad really
profootballfocus.com
What did the Tardinals ever do to the Whiners?
This might be the gayest edition /nfl/ ever, and for that reason, I'm out.
they are fucking annoying and ugly. i can't wait for the shnozzberry and oompa experiment to implode on them
Lmao Jets fags SEETHING!!!
have sex
It was a quality thread until you showed up
NYG: Shaun O' Hara: I can see Giants going 10-6 with a 3 game winning streak to end the season and make playoffs
From next season I want to watch NFL. Choose a team for me.
Freddy Kitchens on the Duke Johnson situation
>"Its just a comment. He want's to be traded, I want to win the lottery. It doesn't matter."
How can you not love this man?
someone just needs to torpedo his legs and save the nfl from this faggotry. it's the browns time now
Get your eyes checked, Shaun. That Giants prediction is worse than how you spell you name.
is the 3rd string back. wants to get a fat contract. will probably be traded to the jets once bell gets injured
>Navorro Bowman to retire as niner
F, wish >we signed him back for another year or 2
Bengals
retard-tier conspiracy
youtube.com
Honestly just watch a few games in week one and you'll find a team to support
he already signed a 3 year contract that will last until 2021, so it doesn't seem like he is doing it for contract reasons. He just seems mad about being shopped around for trades, but that's very common for players so he should just suck it up and play
Who you all got winning the XFL?
>reddit bay
>Sea Gals was actually a good name for the cheerleaders
>change it to Seahawks Dancers because a couple of fags decided they wanted to be cheerleaders too
I'm ready to be nuked
just get rid of them. get rid of the cheerleaders if this is what is gonna happen to them. replace them with mascot fighting
I miss The Rasm Ranker, I hope he comes back this season
>Xhehawks
it's now official
He hanged himself
>Lane was asked about whether he’d consider teaming up with Carson Wentz to challenge Packers OL David Bakhtiari and QB Aaron Rodgers in a beer chugging contest — after Rodgers lost spectacularly to Bakhtiari during the NBA’s Eastern Conference Finals.
>Johnson joked that the whole point of drinking a beer is to get intoxicated, whether that’s by drinking it fast or slow, so instead he suggested a contest to see who could get more intoxicated and makes the biggest fool out of themselves.
Imagine being triggered by male cheerleaders lol
Imagine not being a faggot
>mascot fighting
Would watch at halftime desu
>tfw my team has 3 mascots
Mascot mud wrestling. might even fap desu.
Is Mistress T one of them?
YAY!
Wait wut...
Damnit, don't lie to us!
OldGay confirmed a dirty liar.
he meant leftie as in left-handed, retard.
do you think she fucked that horse
why do fags always ruin everything
Happy killdozer day /nfl/
We haven't lost to the $(er's in like 4 years.
That will change this season though
Cringe
>Allen
>bad player
Imagine being this beta.
It was a joke
>reddit bay
Why are you still posting here, didn't you leave?
Nobody here actually watches the Bills so they think Allen is bad
True but you would think a 49ers fan would hate the Seahawks and especially the Rams more than the Cards
>94 days till start of season
fuck sake lads
In honor of the Packers, the US celebrates National Cheese Day today each year
>Jack in the Box is giving away free cheeseburgers for National Cheese Day, only one per customers
>your team
>most underrated player on your team
Shithawks
Poona Ford
>Gints
>ELIte
Also OldCuck gets off watching the Ravens fail.
Wow
>Pootriots
>Lawrence Guy
Tards
Klif Kingsbury :^)
Holy shit
Nothing wrong with Turkbro here. Old gay is a pathetic cuck fetishist, but "her body of work" is a good meme.
ForGerald McCoy, it came down to "a feel thing."
With theCleveland Browns,Baltimore Ravens, andCarolina Panthers, all interested in the former free agent, McCoy chose the team he visited last, signing a one-year deal with the Panthers.
McCoy thinks he now has a legitimate shot at winning a championship
"The reason I'm here is because I was quoted as saying I wanted to go to a contender and every ounce of me feels like this team is a true contender," McCoysaidat his introductory press conference Tuesday.
McCoy explained that there wasn't anything, in particular, missing in his meetings with the Browns and Ravens that he received from the Panthers.
"It wasn't anything I didn't get, but my dad told me, 'G, when you make a decision, a sense of peace needs to come over you immediately.' It was a feel thing," McCoy said. "What I felt in my heart and in my gut when I was in the building. I just felt it."
Playing for the Panthers allows McCoy to play his former team, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, twice this season. He and the Bucs parted ways after nine seasons. McCoy referenced loyalty on multiple occasions but said that getting two cracks at his former employers played no role in signing with Carolina.
"A lot of people put more into that than they should," he said. "It'll be fun," he said of the rivals' Week 2 meeting. "It'll be different but I'll have a blast with it."
He insisted he has no problems with the Bucs handing the No. 93 jersey he wore for nine years to new signee Ndamukong Suh and he holds no ill will toward the team.
"Business is business. In 2012, arguably the greatest quarterback to ever play this game was released by the Indianapolis Colts, Peyton Manning. My perspective on this league changed then," McCoy said. "If you can let a person like Peyton Manning go, anybody can be released."
"By the way, fuck the Saints." McCoy added.
>panthers
>contenders
wew
>"By the way, fuck the Saints." McCoy added.
Based
Hey Turk
>balticuck
>Panthers
>contenders
Is this 2015? They might be a fringe wild card team but they're by no means contenders. Their new offense is great for fantasy owners of Mccaffrey but bad for actually winning football games.
How? The Nanners are Literally Cursed and blackest magic couldnt ensure a win over a disaster of a Tard team
*but they somehow beat the cucks and I honestly still havent heard an explanation for that
me grunk
me eat tide pods NUM NUM NUMMIES
Of fucking course.
When you kiss titties, you savor the flavor. And you can see by that logic how much Aaron really really loves women.
How’s my failcons gonna do?
I just ran over a baby bunny with a lawn mower. I seriously feel like shit.
DELET THIS
Its honestly just nature
youtube.com
its worse that you are a namefag
>old gay using /nfl/ for his personal blog because he has no friends
I never met a millionaire who cut his own grass.
I never met a millionaire who talked about what millionaires didnt do
They were 6-2 last year before injuries fucked them over. They've only gotten better this offseason there's no reason to think they won't be in the thick of it in the divisional race
>every year
Fuck off reddit bay
I find it hilarious that Browns fans said "IF MCCOY WANTS TO WIN HE'LL COME TO CLEVELAND EVEN THOUGH WE HAVEN'T WON A DIVISION TITLE SINCE 1989", and then he goes to Carolina which went to the Super Bowl a few years ago and they start seething "MCCOY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WINNING!!!"
God I hope the Browns get humbled this year.
Are u ready for Wentz's redemption arc?
I want the stooler's suffering to continue.
the browns being division contenders will make them suffer greatly.
I see McCuttchen got fucked up
sorry, bandwagoners are not allowed to have opinions.
>cheering for injuries
also he is one of the nicest player in the league.
>preston smith is on the list.
>Ryan Kerrigan is not.
bogus list.
As a Patriots fan, Panthers are a big threat this season. I hope it’s Pats-Pants in the Superb Owl desu senpai.
>"The NFC South Champs are the New Orleans Saints, and they're known to have a great offense. And in order to take them out, you gotta have a great defense," said McCoy. "And the Carolina Panthers have been known to have a great defense. And I just want to add to that. And I truly believe with the addition of me and all the pieces that are already here, we've got a great shot."
We're going to gas every zoomer offense in the league to death starting with the Rasm.
Fuck him. Adam Jones > McCutchen
Old Bay isn’t a person. He doesn’t understand abstract concepts such as empathy or sportsmanship
>unironically comparing Hackenberg and A;;en
>josh allen.
which one
That list is showing the players that have the lowest sacks/expected sacks (i.e. the players that performed better than their sack totals suggest).
NFL nerfed defense in the latest patch though. That’s why I’m glad we picked up McCoy. A talented veteran should be able to offset some of the neutering
Donald and Cox are in a world of their own, and the Eagles' d-line was/is really really fucking good.
he might be an emotionless shitposting bot.
but preston smith was bad and not worth the money he got from the packers.
He has emotions when a certain body of work is on display.
racist
you should be
>he can drink a liquid fast
>wow so cool
He can also win 6 Super Bowls, fuckboy.
Today I learned there is a meuseum of toilets in India, who'da thunk itt
yeah as far as DT's goes its
1. Donald
2. Cox
...
12.Whatever the fuck you want because at this point you have people like Snacks high up who are medicore pass rushers or people like Chris Jones who can only pass rush
Chiefs
Ben Niemann
Stoolers would suffer more from the Ravens or Bengals winning the division desu
Like last year
I find it sad that you defend Lamar out of pure desperation. You know he's shit but he's "your guy" so you have to pretend he isn't complete ass. At least with Flacco you could kinda make some points in his favor. Lamar is a joke. I'd hate to have to blow a black QB on the regular like you do.
>shit talking your cuckold bro
Damn, dawg. He was taking a bunch of heat for you and you're just going to throw him under the big black bull like that?
Screamin' Niemann?
It's still Chris Jones. Average people don't know about him.
Bengals
Tyler Boyd
Fellas... what if old gay is right?
What is the ravens really are contenders?
If Jackson wins the owl, it will literally be the end of the white qbs.
Please tell me they wont win the owl. Imagine the fucking smugness that old gay will flood the board with should they take the owl this year.
And his penchant for touting black QBs as being superior...tell me ravens will suck please
Put your trip back on, reddit bay
Eagles
Nigel Bradham
wow he didnt even need a defense?
he kicked those gamewinners himself?
wow
Whoever signs Johnny Football.
Texans
Tytus Howard
>6'5", 322 pounds, played both quarterback and tight end
Gonna be an improvement for Watson
K.K. Short is probably third behind Donald and Cox. Made the Pro Bowl last year even though it was a down year by his standards.
pents checked
>getting cucked by the eagles
top jej, never change, Toxins
Panthers
James Bradberry
I'm a browns fan but chubby had 996. Had a -6 yard run against the ravens and they never ran him again
>may may twat
Only sack he's getting is his boyfriends
Dallas sucks
yeah
Browns will win the AFC North at 11-5
>we
reached so hard on this guy ugh
fuck off
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