/cric/Ket - ENGLAND vs THE PAKIS

FUCK UP JOSH

cricinfo

How do I get into cricket lads? Are the rules really has complicated as people say?

this is england

>implying our winter is as bad as yours
HOWLING

The last CWC was here you dumb cunt.

literally yet to have a day of rain since spring last year lad
comfy 24 C day today without a cloud in the sky

how's grimland doing

cricinfo for sure

It's pretty simple really.

50 overs
6 balls per over
doing the maths thats 300 balls

you hit the ball and two lads run up and down the sandy bit

you hit the boundary (the outer circle) you automatically get a 4. Into the crowd and you get a 6.

Get 10 wickets and the other team is out.
Team that scores more runs wins.
It's actually extremely simple.

Not like that handegg shite.

You're probably not intelligent enough I'm afraid

t. dead nan

cricbuzz, cricinfo post redesign is an absolute nightmare to navigate
go to wisden for the truthies though

haha fuck it dude

cricket is shit

Just watch the game mate

is it over for south africa?

Based wog

fuck off deano

t. LEfteris Papadopoulos

both the team and the nation state

love test cricket
love 50 over cricket
love T20/big brained bash cricket
love ice cricket
love /cric/
hate the hundred
hate the ecb

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my bad sorry

WHAT THE FUCK???????

white is right

24 degrees C in Perth today, lovely ''''''''''winters'''''''''' day!

>getting bowled by tahir
KEK how the fuck

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=xinLivR8Sp0

Don't have Sky

hot

All good lad

where's it from

danielle wyatt leaked pics

cric8.cc/in/cric1.php

No idea

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English cricketer Danielle Wyatt.

>hate the hundred
>hate the ecb
hm based

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thefappeningcelebs.com/danielle-wyatt-sex-nude-leaked-pictures/

lads

Fucking hell

celebrity-leaks.net/danielle-wyatt-leaked-nude-lesbian-sex-tape-and-photos-snapchat/
more

sfinaki.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/danielle-wyatt.mp4
lol

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>proposed to kohli
>now a lesbian

She gets more pussy than I do :(

BASED
PLEASE watch our sport now

underwhelming
she lics the puss

HOT

for me it’s the threeway pic

doesnt work

>licking out a women's footballer on the reg
imagine the smell

indian men are feminine
even the ones with beards

she's got a good rig

see the top video here
probably on other sites now as well
sfinaki.com/danielle-wyatt-scandal-icloud-hack-lesbian-sextape/
can't be arsed with cricket, rugby is great though

Those Wyatt pictures remind me of another female athlete who had her nudes leaked.......

rugby is shit

Why the FUCK do people take pictures and film videos of themselves doing this shit? Whats to be gained? Don't they know the risks?

just put some shelves up lads

dani's vag looks pretty aesthetic though, and it's all pretty cute and coquettish, unlike the overtly dom roastie

holy fuck south africa are getting BTFO lads this is incredible

oooo...it is my world cup

>losing to worst sandniggies

Is there any hope the boers will take back their sport from the kaffirs?

who('m)?

quality content

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reminder Bangladesh hammered windies just before the tournament stRted

I would say 90% of girls are bisexual
I always find it cringe when a pretty girl calls herself part of the "LGBT community" because she likes pretty girls

like who gives a fuck

you're about to open a can of worms buddy
This is a family friendly thread

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Madoka WILL save /cric/

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DONT post that in this thread

Name my band /r/cricket

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kys weeb fuck

pavement

boomer boy and the superannuations

wew

Seasick Steve Harmison

Why does tahir celebrate like a maniac from taking some shitters wicket after said shitter has been blowing you the fuck out for the past 3 hours?

>cricinfo running articles about bouncers dominating the tournament
>niggers can't get out the side least equipped to play short balls
lol

go ahead friend, I'm no afraid

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NO

there is next to zero possibility that SA will chase this

>not checking Google's live win predictor
okay, retard

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honestly need to know what predictor says first

nice collapse lmao

anyone here also suffer from phimosis?

taking a real toll on my sex life desu

just stretch it

it hurts

>poongladesh

i had this weird shit where my foreskin was so fucking try and hard thati couldnt peel it back AT ALL but went to the doctor and got some steroid cream and it sorted it out in about 4 weeks. I actually posted about it a lot a few months ago on /cric/

also apparently coconut oil is good for that.

I had it but when I started having sex daily with my gf my foreskin stretched out when it went in and out of her pussy.

thoughts on my gf lads?

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got it too lad

looks refreshing, but are you sure the hole is big enough?

turning a blind eye to lawncreep's disgusting behaviour

want to fuck that armpit

Cause

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Of the opinion that South Africa might be shit

Ur gf has lovely armpits x

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youtube.com/watch?v=pLttVSqhtKk

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armpit bums are severely underrated. nothing like slightly chubby arms.

best thing is when they're fresh from being shaved and you rub your smegma on the stubble

best feeling

Shan't be clicking on that

thread took a turn

>Tune in
>Bangladesh about to put 300 past SA
What went wrong?

Would you convert to Islam for this milf?

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Being in the spiritual home of Islam is giving them strength. They first beat Australia here too

>Being in the spiritual home of Islam is giving them strength
Based and Londonpilled

best thing you could do for your children is to give them those Adonis like traps

HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT

South Efrica seriously look fucking shit

LOOKATDESEDOOOOODS

Rajibul on glorious ascension watch

They lost a couple of batsmen in the 70s.

>Thought England were good
>SA just actually shitting the bed

stream ded, help a prostately challenged

i'm amazed how passionate cricket fans are, can any India/paki/banga bro aware me as to why? What is it about this game in particular that sends you guys nuts?

between the shit fielding, crazy bangladesh supporters and the batting this has been a really fun innings to watch desu

>letting Bangladesh get this much
jesus fucking Christ

High energy ODI cricket

It's a great distraction from living in a third world shithole I assume

>pooris

Wicket clearly good for a knock. SA could still easily win.

WALLOP

normally i get bored shitless in the middle 20 odd overs of ODI's but this has been great

what team can i support

Ohhh absolutely fucking CUSHTY four that. Lovely.

KEK

it's one of the ways that they make themselves relevant on the international stage, plus it's how they manifest their international rivalries between other Asian nations.

Banglas 2.20 to win this. Worth a punt surely

SAFFERS BTFO

Why does the number of teams competing change every WC?
Two group format way better.

>0/55
>raBADa

I'm liking this round robin tbph

>fraudbada
saved by based miller lol

>This is bangas highest odi total

It's absolute shit mate

Gonna be a fun chase.

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X factor
You know what

>Racists getting dicked on by Bangladesh
Lovely stuff, serves you right

South Africa currently right on top of two piles of rope which are having sex with each other

Nah m8 there are 50 overs for both teams

it's one of the only sports that doesn't rely on athleticism

don't even feel bad for south africa. they deserve this, for the apartheid.

Racial quotas BTFO

STATE of Italian drivers
news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/out-of-control-cruise-ship-crashes-into-boat-wharf-at-venice/news-story/d385551e8e6f5f82b614cc89dc10afc8

Based

Bloody coolies, watch us chase this

It's not the same without the joke nations.

>MSC
There’s your issue.

Tipping SA to completely abandon cricket by 2025

Just wait for the next world cup format
>Dual Groups
>T20 Group Matches
>ODI Knockout Matches
>Test Match Final

we got this boys

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how the FUCK do you concede 320 points do bangladesh

>force niggers into the team
>get destroyed by Bangladesh
hmmmm

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>points

they need to bring on our jewel caster semenya

Get Indian proxy and open hotstar. I'll guide you from there

hey mate
in cricket we call point's 'runs' on account of them being scored by running between the 'wickets' hehe

I could never really understand the online concern for South African """farmers""". You do know that these farmers have like a thousand acres each with dozens of zulus slaving for them. It's not like they are some poor subsistence fuckers.

poor caster ;_;

330

looool SA

every black bowler there would make it in on merit
batting is where the darkies start struggling

11 yo Iranian girl beats Einstein to pulp. anti-Semitism on the rice
thekashmirwalla.com/2019/06/11-yr-old-iranian-girl-beats-einstein-and-hawkings-mensa-iq-points/

WTF she looks white

When did Allan DOnald die?

how come west indies blacks are so good but south africans suck

What do you call the points scored by hitting the ball into the boundary area?

>bix nood whitey bad becoz they make us work voluntarily

reckon semen ya would hit speeds of over 90mph, muscular and elite fast bowler in waiting

World cup semi final 1999

have yo seen south african blacks? most are like 5'5 and extremely un-athletic.

Baste

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need de Kock to go big

I was trying to emphasize the scale of their farming enterprise you retarded kangaroo.

>rich people bad

De kock will rise to the occasion today and come out hard.

how the fuck does having a large scale farming enterprise absolve people for brutally murdering them?
Fucking dickhead

Donald did nothing wrong desu. They still had 3 balls to go and the run really wasn't there.

When did SA's bowling get so...dark? Where's Dale steyn

> feeling bad cause rich people in another fucking continent are harassed a bit after centuries of crimes

idgi

you all probably worship hollywood stars too. the state of this board.

Class war dickhead. Nothing wrong with killing rich people

Mate, you can't expect a third world goat fucker to understand the value of large scale commercial farming. The evil white man got everything for free. That $1million combine harvester fell out of the sky one day and runs of sunshine and kindness.

I have NEVER felt bad about rich+privileged fuckers getting what they deserve.

most of them are just regular hard working people. farmers in my experience are ALWAYS fucking bros. how the fuck is a farmer comparable to a retarded celebrity who has never produced anything in their life?

>centuries of crimes
Holy shit. How old are these people?

West Africans versus South Africans

West Africa is where the athletic freaks are from

she'll need all those smart to evade Richo's cunning cunny traps

>imma kill this cracka because I wants his money
Must be why Pakistan is a shithole

you are probably another runaway farmer aren't you, bru.

yikes

>only south africa has farmers
i know hits might sound shocking to a third world subhuman but first world countries have farmers who produce our food

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7075085/Robbers-execute-couple-ran-petrol-South-Africa.html

Dese crackas deserved it becoz they opress us

east africans do great at marathons too. its only south africans.

reminder that this paki is literally SEETHING because his farce of a nation got humiliated by the black BVLLS a few days ago

Proxy doesn’t work on hotstar like that. You still need country verification through mobile

Fact: Farm redistribution have been proven to work.

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got him captained in fantasy m8

t. zimbabwe

windies are bro tier. don't mind losing to them.

Let the Taliban know
Maybe then you can finally have a cricket match without having a snackbar attack again

a score over 300 has only been sucessfully chased down 7 times in the world cup and 3 of those were by based GOAT ireland.
there is NO way south africa is adding to that statistic

then why is the internet always crying for saffer farmers. I say let them get what is coming.

It's time we honour kill RSA's ODI status

im sure youre just used to losing lad

twitter's a bit of a fizzer. Bangladeshis seem to be quite level headed and have a grasp of proper English usage. Unlike their incoherent and horny southern neighbours.

But athleticism is required more in bowling than batting, so you'd think it'd be the opposite

I did hear that SAF were well tipped to be in the SFs...

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>southern neighbours

australian education

t. gets DRONED

you are a literal brainlet

>dot ball
It's over

The Taliban are bros. They are fighting the righteous fight.

are you an idiot?

for them it's not really their fault what happened to the blacks
it's like if the abos started killing all australians, not really fair when all that happened was that my ancestors arrived over 200 years back and did some dodgy things to them that happened so long ago that no one alive was involved in it

although I don't think the South African problem is as bad as the internet makes out

Why the FUCK are the jerseys so ugly this year

The SA one is terrible

>not realising that IQ decreases over time
>not realising that IQ is incredibly volatile during childhood

t. inbred bogon

Do you think we need another tiebreaker than Net Run Rate?

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Embarrassed for you.

theyre all horrendous

>did some dodgy things to them
*their ancestors

look at a map you literal inbred goat fucker

>wake up
>”let me check the score real quick and go back to bed”
>expect the game to already be over since that’s been the trend and cause of who’s playing
>Ban 330/6

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>required run rate sneaks up

would you ever copulate with a (british) pakistani /cric/?

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Cant think of anything worse than living in Pakistan tbqh

When he told me to fuck off at Eden Park when I was 10.

Its only on sites like this that we head about a south african genocide. (lmao)

That's because the boers have spent the last 20 years worrying that the blacks are going to do to them but they did to the blacks for so many years. And they are terrified.

As for whose fault it is. Most white saffers still hate blacks, they have just learnt to hide it. That's just a fact.

Yes, but not that one.

shame these two are going to make up 2 of the bottom 3 - otherwise this game would be pretty tense right now

might be alright if they have uber eats

>second over
>spin

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her parents are cousins
it's the true pakistani girl experience

This is much cleverer than you’re going to get credit for.

Confused. Which southern neighbors are we exactly talking about?

please explain this

only if she wore a hijab

please post a map you inbred bogons.

yeah good addition

yeah Tbh I genuinely dislike saffers and have never met one that wasn't a complete fucking dickhead
I disagree that they're getting what's coming to them though and I don't think hating a group warrants anything. the northern irish aren't entitled to start slaughtering ulster scots for comparison, just like how sikhs can't start killing hindus or abos kill australians

>oooga booga singing intesifies

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imagine thinking the calling someone an inbred carries any weight when you are LITERALLY inbred yourself

Dani Wyatt should be made head of marketing at the ICC, she knows how to get people to care about cricket better than anyone there tbqh

I don't know. I was just shitposting.

It’s actually max comfy if you’re well off.

Thought that was quite nice desu.

god i hate niggers

>empty seats all around them
weird

what are these apes screeching about?

>a map
ok
legality of pornography by country

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no its not retard, there are a million places on earth more comfy if youre rich

what is yellow versus green?

> when you mom is also your cousin

post key mongo

Do you have the key?

map of iq

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Whats it like?

>dude fuck Pakistan lmao
>haha this third world country sucks

don't you ever get tired of such boring posts

maps are colonialist propaganda. Only by dumbing down the entire population to the level of the bronze age can we achieve true equality

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I live right RIGHT next to Edgbaston.
There was 0% chance of me getting Eng/India tickets but have any of you ever been tempted to go to a game that doesn't involve your country?

It's easy enough to watch but to be surrounded by the team's two opposing fans?

My choices are:
NZ/SA, NZ/Pakistan, Eng/India, Bangladesh/India and one Semi final

imagine unironically having this /pol/ bait saved to your computer

get a clue

*ahem*
FUCK AFRO-NIGGERS

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Hmmm there appears to be correlation between IQ and something here, can’t quite put my finger on it

Hows Lakemba?

control for gdp per capita and get BTFOd

Green: 100% legal
Yellow: Legal with restrictions

Our restriction: We've got a fucking age filter as of next month
Yours: You ban A cup tits
Japan: They ban genitalia
India: You can watch it but you can't watch if it was made in India

it varies by country

imagine thinking i didnt just google that and save the first result

get a clue

>average chinese IQ is >=105
Hearty kek

I went to every WC game in Perth (fuck all) last WC yeah. mostly Australians there LARPing actually

NZ SA Would be good, as would NZ Pakistan

>Bangladesh/India
This one.

You realize you’re still going to lose right. Not only cause this is barely a par score, but the only bigger chokers in the game than the saffers are you cunts.

That's right, colonisation

how do you explain east asia chump

Throwback

Honestly like before she scored those back to back hundreds she had a record of like 80 games averaging 19 as a pure bat, it really made no fucking sense that she was in the side, so it was obvious that she was sleeping with someone.

And you guys say I don't make good tips.

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hmmm

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BASED Zarina

>You ban A cup tits
That never got passed.

prove it wait you can't get fucked

literally no clue which of the many eastern state shitholes that is

sorry about the thread lads i was pissed
still am

watch nz sa, would be fun

You're not lawncunt

>unironically caring about women's cricket
have sex daniel

>barely a par score
really nigger? yes we might still lose due to chocking but this is not a 'barely par score'.

>a worst australian paki
yikes, what a terrible combination

well you ban something buddo
otherwise you'd be green

>Ratings for the X18+ category were tightened in 2000 to ban material featuring some fetishes or which appeared to include minors.[citation needed] In 2007 the Northern Territory National Emergency Response introduced by the Howard Government made the possession of RC and X18+ pornography an offence in some Aboriginal communities.[87]

based /pol/ ruining another thread
as to what average IQ and GDP per capita says about cricket I don't know

Neutral games are fucking kino m8, so much better to watch. The best rugby and cricket World Cup matches I’ve been to didn’t involve NZ.

Test

South Africa look like they're got the upper hand here

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score over 300 has only been chansed 7 times in world cup history lad.

how is russia yellow though? isnt fucking cp legal there even

the paki started all of this with his bullshit about sa farmers deserving being murdered

KILL YOURSELF DERMOT

On these grounds? Yes it is.

Actually it was the paki that brought up the /pol/bait

Lawncreep**

literally go right back to the first ships to land in Fremantle tipping my family has been here longer than yours 'mate'

I went to an India and SA match last world cup, was fun enough to watch as a neutral. Seemed like the entire MCG was full of Indian supporters, felt like I'd been transported to New Delhi or something

still can't believe scomo won lads

How the FUCK is it a par score when it almost never gets chased? people said the same thing about england in the first game and they comprehensively btfo south africa.

the paki ruined it dumbcunt read the thread

I know
don't have to reply though do you

BASED SCOMO IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Fremantle was settled 100 years after Botany Bay

because South Africa is a shit side brainlet

300 in Eden Park or North Sydney is not a 300 at the MCG

>de Kock
lole :DDDDD

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LABOR TRANNIES GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

>edgy casual freshcunt paki bringing up /pol/shit
Neck yourself

Heard the India/Paki game went for 500£ minimum. Should go for that one

>lamb brain, kidneys, liver
Why are muslims so degenerate

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> Liverpool winning the champions league cuts Yea Forums traffic in half
based

This would literally be the third highest score EVER at eden park you fucking seething casual
stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/records/team/highest_innings_totals.html?class=2;id=283;type=ground

NZ/SA, NZ/Eng, SA/Eng, Pak/SL

brain is delicious

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imagine bragging about being the sproggen of thieves and murderers. Who based free-settler here?

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magnificent knock

t. Zombie

t. saxon

are you actually this fucking stupid you're literally proving my point

>Bheja fry

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What is the Champion's League anyway? I thought they played in the EPL?

Training smithing lads

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For me, it's the based Boers

Both sides have fielded horrifically

WA was a free settlement m8

goodnight lads

???
The amerimutt said it was barely a par score on this ground.

Hansie Cronje was innocent, change my mind

Goodnight boro :)

i think we may have got a game on our hands here lads

*puke*

Yeah I think he needs it after that last knock

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Anyone got a stream? and don't you DARE piss on me

nice, I'm afking at bandits in full Gathan's

pfft what are you lad, someone with a job, and a well-adjusted body clock

i cant because he literally was

Why would Liverpool play in Ethiopia?

>no slip
just fuck my shit up

Deanos on taking the bait watch

any wow classic man in

This is the post
Fuck wogball

to feel at home amongst the blacks

>tfw attended 5 of the 6 highest ODI’s at Eden Park
That game in 2007, easily topped the 2015 semi for excitement

haha silly i mean on old school runescape

south africa in charge of being fucking shit

Yup. watching Staysafe at the moment. god i cant fucking WAIT its going to be so so so kino

was, then wasn't. Prison builders or prison inhabitants, no difference

do one tarquin

thinking about Danielle Wyatt

Never got into WoW :[

Same

now is your chance. classic wow is much better for new players than current wow.

Part and parcelpilled

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those pictures were not even worth mentioning

need to track down Goosey's RealID in the archive in time for launch

resisting the urge to let it ruin my 30yo boomer life a second time around

video of her muff diving though

It'll be worth it, mate.

Same. Am still cut that he removed me.

knew too much, was going to expose (yet another) Catholic sex trafficking ring, mafia knocked him off

It's the only game our country is any good at and has had some memorable success. like 1997 icc champions trophy.

DRUMPH

fake news

*Unzips*

Remember when Markram captained SA after having played 2 ODIs? Good times.

I'll check it out lad

your off-centred dot is pissing me off lad
Can you turn on a VPN so I don't have to look at it?
Thanks

i wish trump liked cricket rather than wogball honestly.

Yeah he got BTFO'd by india. felt bad for him, no idea why they would have done that to a new player

I’ve had lamb brains it’s really tasty but I was asked not to eat liver on the same try as the brains since it would be too heavy on the kidneys for first timers

the funny thing is
even the most full time /cric/ mongs barely know who she is
as if someone hacked her icloud lol
not a single photo of her actually naked
photo of her friends tits

LADS

Ever since I got myself a girlfriend and a proper job I have not been interested in posting on Yea Forums.

This is the first post I have made here in months and probably won't post again because it looks as though this board is pretty much dead.

This is Bangladesh in literally every other sport

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OH NONONO

Is shake it off by tay tay loved by women mostly? I cant stand it and I dont know how others like it

Jesus Christ South Africa are absolute dog shit

KEK

Apparently he did well in the U19 team.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao
Classic saffer running

OUT
feels good man

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good throw

he loves golf, only reason he cares about divegrass is because Barron is a fan.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

Cringedia and Pookistan are also pathetic at the olympics

>de KEK

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SHIT AFRICA

>South Africa went from having Jonty Rhodes to this

>foreign magapedes
cringe

what happens if you hit the wicket but the stumps don't fall?

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH

>won't post again
You will after they'll kick you out for being such a useless, inefficient worker and your girlfriend (who most likely already fucked all your "friends" behind your back) leaves you.

>you now remember south african GOATs like kallis
how the mighty have fallen

I vote we abolish South Africa and make Rhodesia 2.0 this team and that "country" are a lost cause

If the bails don't drop it's not a wicket

It's alright, pop music needs more saxophone and "real" instrumentation in general

Bangaldesh has to win from here.

India's first world cup victory did the trick

de KEKED!

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BASED slav

Not out

love your work mate.

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

even AB wouldnt help sa with the world cup at this point

AB was Messi of cricket. So sad he retired :(

simple as this

Which streams are you all using?

there's like five of her fully naked

Pretty sure that was a reason he decided to retire. He was not gonna destroy his legacy trying and failing to save this team.

Ya bro he was tru gentelmen of crickat :(

he was a genuinely likeable cricketer and undeniably one of the GOATs

foxtelgo
try reddit cricket streams

wasn't likeable at all to me, came across as a cunt especially with how the retirement was handled

Unironically knew her before the leaks

Why did AB retire ?

You now remember Jacques Kallis

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cricfree.sc

It's actually based as heck if you'll pardon my French.
Look at all these channels.

The chat doesn't even allow you to say a swear word though so avoid that shit.

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unironically think has a point

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Is there any acestream of Cricket world cup?

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reminder that you should not respond to american posters

How could anyone forget?

woah
is this girl south asian or mediterranean or latina or what

multiple nudes, pictures of her munching pusy, vid of her getting tongue punched moaning in a very unfake manner. Lezbo threesome pic. If this isn't a big deal then you might be queer. And I know who she is the projecting casual

the guy who used to do acestreams hasnt posted any in ages. pretty grim. last acestream for a cricket match was aus tour of sa last year

no money plus he is a bit of a racist according to insiders and took a particular dislike the quotas

As soon as Morne Morkel retired, and shitters like Amla got off form/too old, it was all over

Who exactly are you lads talking about and where can these videos be found

genuinely believe that was the last generation of good south african cricket.

deca37855ecde94b2c3162abf72ddc2f8c1fbe9f

scroll to the top of the thread

...

going to watch Death Note

There’s more but just reverse google search

just not true, is that

Thanks senpai. It's HD too.

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Are Miller, de Kock and Rassie South Africa's only top batsmen?

>women cricketers

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>play cricket and eat pussy

perfect life

Based

a full strength bangladesh
gives you the fear just reading it

Eh nudes are alright, not really worth nutting over though

>eat pussy

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you don't even watch female cricket
to you it's just some female
why do you give a shit

imagine being called faf du plessis

They're the only ones that there is place for in the team. You need to remember to keep 5 out of 11 positions open for token niggers. This naturally leaves little space for batsmen.

What time will the laugh at SA thread begin, I don't want to be late.

So true

She’s not that attractive and doesn’t have that great a body. Plus she’s eating out an even uglier girl.

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I don't even feel like laughing at this point. Your teams are victims of reverse racism.

oweee

how about this? Getting a tingly in the peepee? fucken homo

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state of that 20" CRT is this from 1997 or something?

>having that saved on your hard drive
Mate are you really gonna try and call me a homo after that

Just banged some lovely belly pork in the oven chaps

post a picture when they're done

Get her in the men's team tttt
>inb4 BLACKED

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>not admiring this based big strong QLD aesthetic

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>freshie doesn't understand the concept of linking images

I shall

WATSON WHY DID YOU RUN YOURSELF OUT YOU HAD TO SCORE 1(ONE) RUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw you remember that we will NEVER see a full strength south africa again

how to become a Queenslander lads?

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kek actually the ipl final this year. was funny stuff

Queensland really is peak performance.

>this is the test

RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY

yikes

Johnson is now a Western Australian sweaties

so true

yup its over for SA

bruh

UH OH POO POO

FOR FUCK SAKE

BASEDLADESH

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

just give the basedladeshis the cup now

unironically this

it is shakib bro

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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RSA's world cup already over desu.

Kek what a shitty throw

wat

kek bangladeshi wicket keeping

BIG WHEELS KEEP ON TURNING

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need New Zealand and India out of business

Mushfiqur is a based WK

LMAO

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this aussie who’s stream is way ahead of mine is always giving me anxiety

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They should've won CWC2011, Their team was peak. Not sure why they choked again, their team was top to bottom stacked. This team is absolute shambles compared to that one, only slightly rabada and kock keeping it afloat

GONE

FUCK OFF

Why the long face?

is there like a 720p HLS stream or something? Shit's me that everything is either 140p or 4K ULTRA EPIC MEME DEFINITION.

tipping David Memeler to win this for Southern Africa

fuck you man

Queensland's finest

B I G B I L L Y

what went wrong with the Queensland race lads

need a new thread lads

The other week i went out with a mate from cricket and met a bunch of his friends. Obv i was introduced as a mate from cricket, so i heard the whole "cricket is Boring" thing a hundred times.

At first id do the whole "not really it isnt, give t20 a go" etc. But by the end of the night id become so desensitized to the statement that it was just like "Yeah ok whatever"

I still Dont really get why people feel the need to bag out something someone else is interested in, especially when you've only just met them. Kinda ruined the evening for me.

/rant over

they're of irish stock unlike the based anglo saxon australian majority

>Stanlake
>Lynn

ah yes classic Irish names

Will rsa go the way of Zimbabwe? Cricket can't afford to lose another country playing competitively

so true

always happens there's always that person with the hot take on cricket

*yawn*
oh, you talking about cricket still?
*yaaaaaawn*

>It is of English, Irish and Gaelic origin, and the meaning of Lynn is "ruddy-complected". Variant of Flann. The surname is also possibly of Old English and Gaelic origin, meaning "lake", "waterfall" or "pool", and probably would have been given to a family living near such a body of water.

People who say that about cricket are typical losers who were social rejects in school because they never fit in with the majority who'd follow cricket.

cricket will be better for it actually
it's time to cut the chaff from the wheat

/Cric/cels BTFO

GONE

To be fair, cricket is pretty boring.

so not a classic Irish name then, as Irish as Montague or Barry

need a renaissance from zimbabwe or kenya, even namibia

Bet these faggots wear NFL jerseys and go to the pub on Super Bowel Sunday

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

...

based one handed catch photographer man

fucking hate this guy

hate those cunts

is Mosaddek Hossain related to Mohammad Mosaddegh?

Was speaking to a guy on Thursday night, and for 3+ hours he was literally incapable of giving anyone the last word. Didn't matter what it was (Fallout NV vs original Fallout, best burgers & pies around, guitar makes and brands, music in general etc) every single subject he was the holder of all knowledge and wouldn't allow another opinion to broach. it was absolutely punishing. he probably had strong opinions on annoying paragraphing when no such need exists too.

new thread is up lads
new thread