Alisson

>Handsome
>Practicing Christian
>Tall
>Humble
>Put in a MOTM performance in the UCL final and won it as well
>Most expensive goalkeeper of all time
>Pretty much the definition of Chad
Does Yea Forums hate him out of pure envy?

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Not until he wins a WC

contrast him with le disappears in big matches lad.

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>Chad
>Has a girl's name

Pick one

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What hate, no one cares about this dude

>Practicing Christian
is he a "practicing Christian" like Neymar is practicing Christian?

I don't think anyone hates him. He is underrated though.

you've got plenty of those in English too, like Lesley and Evelyn.

He actually wasn't that bad in comparison to the rest of the team. And I say that as someone that usually says "Alli does nothing".

every ball he touched turned to shite.
I was literally zooming in on him and it never failed to happen.
maybe other were as bad as him (I didn't focus on that), but he never fails to be bad in big matches.

he's far too much of a 'nice' guy yo be a chad. still he puts in alpha performances though and is very consistent. one of the best in the epl but not as good as oblack

you can sin and just go to confession you stupid proddy

He's only a chad on 240p streams

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>shares a surname with Walter Becker
A chad of taste. Simple as.

I love him, he's great.

Cute pimple face

>has literal Stacy name(Allison Becky)
>wears hot pink jerseys
>still pulls it off by being the chaddest GK in the PL and Europe

Based

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he wont be picked for some retard reason and Brazil will be fucked over again

Is he in the discussion for goat hue keeper?

>faces only 2 shots/game on average
>GOAT keeper

>>Most expensive goalkeeper of all time
That's Kepa.