Heem

Will you watch Deep Jewels, heem-chan?

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I unironically never watch ONE promotions because I hate everything about it and other Asian promotions but rizin seems pretty based for some reason

>9 BILLION POTENTIAL VIEWERS

How long until the fights resume?

NOW

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Based hedgehog

Dunno about you guys but I have this sudden urge to order a subscription to Showtime for some reason

mommy

Miyuu's entrances are always great

Hopefully Miyuu wins by butt smother

damn she was cute

It's kind of sad that this is the best talent Rizin could get for 1 of their 4 cards a year. Basically everyone is unironically a can who the Japs encourage to fight aggressively to put on a good show, but that just results in ugly sloppy shit like Heun/Martinez and Tiger Topnoi and the karate twink. There's very little skill and 0 shock/tension here. I'm sorry to say this shit sucks.

How far we've fallen from PRIDE and prime K1.

>Jamal...was Asian
>Crowd erupts in laughter

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>That frizzy ponytail
>That smile
>That grappling

Hngh

Still better than one. I don't even stream that piece of shit promotion
HONOR INTEGRITY RESPECT
So glad that nerd DJ pissed off to Japan and we've got Cejudo making flyweight great again

blame the yufc for scaring people off roids and soccer kicks

give rizin your money so they can pay top tier fighters pls

Kanna redemption starts now

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80 and 90s weren't a good time for japanese woman

muh dick

no

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based hamderlei

>no touch
shameful

What is that from? Is that really what was said?

hnngggg

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Me on the right

>Kanna getting schooled by a literal GILF

Based rolling move

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yes

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Holy fuck that chick in white is so fucking ugly compared to the other one.

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guys..

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She's wrestler, of course she can defend TDs, I won't call that schooling though
Yes, from Rizin confessions' videos

it's all fine b

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she is a pure sweet girl

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That standing is so sloppy from them tbqh

This is my new go to ice breaker

>Mogging someone twenty years younger this hard

Based Miyuu

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good god
I almost feel sorry for the gamers rise up chick

she knows

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>BRAAAAP

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Kanna lacks so much in the striking...

stream anywhere? taima dead

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And in strength, she got completely shut down.

>Are submission attempts damage?

I miss Kanna being a winner but at at least she's only losing to skilled fighters who are much more experienced than her.

cytube/r/totanon

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>Kanna pulling her cap down to hide her crying

Title fight soon!

I want to hug Kanna now and say it's gonna be all right...

Shut up Luke

Miyuu Yammamoto to Invicta or Bellator when?

shut up bald headed negro

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Tenshin hairstyle on point today

A hunnert percent natty

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;__;

Webm of postfight smooch pls

She's too good for this sport

Shut up masturbator

Fujii is pretty based desu

based Elias

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pride theme

>Based fucking PRIDE theme
>Never fought in PRIDE

Conflicted

who's the can Tenshin is scheduled to beat tonight?

I still can't believe UFC let this happen even if it's indirectly through a feeder

some black dude

stop it before I post your car again on here

Anyone saw the first fight? Frey was actually doing decent before getting heemed.

fuckin marriage ceremony

What's Takada on about?

Argentinian, not brazileiro macaco

Takada's just not the same without his sumo thong

>calling your son a macaco
that just implies that you yourself are a macaco, pedro

whitest man in argentina . jpg

what nationality is Jinh?

HERE
WE
GO

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>ref shows them to touch gloves
>nothing
this is so low T.

Haado Gay

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American. Can't you tell by the name?

Half white American half South Korean

Trigg always sounds comatose by the end of cards, he's so fucking low energy

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Are there female sumo fighters? (asking for a friend)

Yea ya mom

A late replacement from a lower weightclass who is also a """champion""". He is replacing a mudslime who was also a """champion""" and dropped out a week ago with no reasons... They are still fighting for the same belt.
Not shady at all.

There just needs to be a duo of commentators with some sinergy. Trigg and Joe always downplaying what is happening. like they are disapointed and not entertained.

sent spinning

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Wonderboy will be champion, cap this post.

Do it pussy. Oh wait you can't cuz it's bullshit retard

the "American" is winning

this takedown is big

>that kid yawning and playing with his card
kek

CTE champion if he keeps it up.

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>hooking the hand with legs

>punching her face cause she cant guard

based

Rizin sucks lmao Idk why you weebs are so obsessed with it and always hyping it up. But I guess that's what makes you weebs lmfao

Worst Korea BTFO

>this was a title fight
I love Rizin, but today was really fucking boring. Only my girls did not disappoint.

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How do we get rid of the wmma meme?

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The first half of the show was fucking great, the problem is we always get shitty women's fights near the top

It was cans and mismatches. Nothing great about it. There's no elite skill in this shitshow org outside of Tenshin and Guchi

we need more rena for premium sheems

jihn looks like she likes to bang, she could stay too and flush some chicks

Chael had it 30-27 to Gus going into round 4.

/heem/ was pretty unanimous that it was 29-28 to Smith, and I agree with that.

Yeah maybe someday they can get a main event on the level of Lard Ladd vs. GDR

Why don't they find a good opponent for tenshin?
Or let him compete in Glory for example.

watchu guys think about Rakic vs Walker
this is literally one of the most exciting fights to make in Lhw

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Well we already knew by looking at the card that it wouldn't be really exciting.

walker would get slept

Jap QT's btfoing plastic Korean and Thai mongoloid whores

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Walker beats him but not in R1..

Did Tenshin win?

Theyre building up to Tenshin vs Takeru

Walker kills Rakic in 10 seconds and nobody would care.
I would like to see Walker retire Rockhold instead.

UFC has like 40 cards a year lol. Rizin has 4-6 so they're more "special" but generally still suck. They can't afford stacking cards. Dunno why you're upset like a woman over some who Nip organization being thoroughly mediocre.

yes. But they haven't "fought" just yet.

/ourguy/ destroys that goof

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>Joe trying to hype the fight
>Trigg totally downplaying it and calling the guy a can

Fucking hell how does he have a job?

>Tenshin/Gucci vs Inoue

lamoa rizin yes pls

walker is a walking meme.
I can see it very cleary, once he gets exposed everybody will turn on him and call him an overhyped can.
Truth is probably somwhere down the middle

have people come around yet and see the tenshin floyd fight for what it was? a fix

Yurie bless

Oh but don't K1 and Rizin prevent their fighters from competing?

>I can see it very clearly
but how clear is it really if you wouldn't see that khabib had seizures from being a cutbabby LMAO

idk rakic is a tough guy
i dont see it being one sided in any way
both throw bombs
johnny is good
but no way he destroys rakic

>not wanting Rockhold to continue for another few years

i know some jap girls but i never cared about them since i always prefered mulatas, but after coming to Yea Forums i'm slowly getting yellow fever, maybe i'll look at them with other eyes from now on

miss this dude like you wouldn't believe

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well yeah thats the whole reason it hasnt happened yet

both fighters have been pushing for it on social media n shit though, its looking like it might happen

maybe

Can someone post rakic webms?

he has 0 heart, i lost all respect when he fought dc
what a fucking bum

im not the muzzie german rat.
Fuck khabib, hope dustin heems him dead

lithbro caught another body lmfao based

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Okada in shorts heems Tenshin

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What was tenshin talking about naoya Inoue?

lol imagine being this much of a beta. only mentally ill limp dicked retards actually seethe over race. keep talking shit on Yea Forums you fucking loser it's gonna change nothing LMFAO

Dunno, but it might be in reference to a fight. Supposedly they're looking at setting up another boxing match with former champ Koki Kameda

he said he would flatline Inoue in a boxing bout

give it time. It's an acquired taste

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>Martin Blanco

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Thanks. Do we know which round the Yakuza have him winning in?

I just miss watching my boy heem people
why did he decide he was a wrestler bros

2nd round via munster spin kick

round 1 so i can go to sleep

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Nice, I’ve just bet my mortgage on it.

he's so black that he's almost blue wtf

>Tenshin fighting a bum
>People had a problem with Floyd fighting a bum (Tenshin)

late 2nd round.

These "interesting facts" about the fighters are the worse. Joe fucking say something interesting for once in your life.

Argentina confirmed white

Anthem? At Rizin? wtf?

Redpill me on the ISKA

>Japanese national anthem

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>30-1

Japanese nationalism on the rise

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>Nip anthem
>not an anime song
pretty surprised, desu ne

>nakusawa

>Nakusawa

Tenshin "Nakusawa"

Is it me or are that dude's eyes out of whack

(You)

Do we even know if that Blanco Argentinian is not a hologram?

>Tenshin rolling his eyes
Howling

if dc had jon jones steroids he'd murder every one

w-where can i watch it boys? i want to join you

Is this the dude from that weird homo video where he fingers some old guy?

blanco pretty good
i got him winning the first

> Fans yelling Tenshin name
Joe "he is in a fight. do they realize he cannot reply?"

guys, what if blanco goes rouge and heem Nakusawa? Is yakuza gonna break his legs?

we got a cut. Fight's over guys

tenshin smells blood

literally

They got a man right now with his mom tied up

what a fucking specimen
will he be the one to fuck jones in his ass or will he be heemed yet again before he even gets to him?
he's so goddamn hot no homo

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

2nd round via kicks. What did I tell you?

Heem Foldy

Based Tenshin

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oh that's right, should add rockhold to the pic, I think he heems smif

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Thanks Yakuza user, I now have 2 homes.

boludo BTFO

did the first kick land into liver?
someone pls webm that

memes

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what kinda filter they use when they all have the same skin color
wtf

it's called equality, bigot

and rip argentina

and rip me too, its almost 9 am, good night boys

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First and second round Tenshin are completely different fighters.
He's so good at just losing the first round his opponent then the second he brings the fucking pace.

that first bodyshot heem was glorious.

rizin girls > ufc girls

Tenshin should compete in Glory someday. It's more suitable for his level.

Thanks for making webms

I'm off, thanks webm user for the great work as always!

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Some of the UFC girls are getting up there

yeah but japanese girls are cute/not plastic

>not plastic
they're just a different kind of plastic

Chaels opinion on actual fights is useless

Magumbo would unironically flush Joshua

Dumbest nigga in the division.
>AYY NIGGA where my coaches

I would walk away from that dumb cunt as well ive i coached his fight against DC

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damn I had to leave and missed Canna get btfo

shut up ya filthy kraut

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Think about the person whose life you most want to emulate. Your role model. Your hero. Your BPS, is to speak. Then consider how he spends his time to become who he is. You are always, always, ALWAYS moving forward, but it up to you to orient your direction. Would your hero waste anytime posting in /heem/? Reading the latest gossip that will be irrelevant in a week? Or will he be making the king temninvestments and commitments in himself? Stop just existing. Go out and be the hero of your own movie. Catch y’next Saturday my fellow hamsters and good luck.

STILL
MY
GIRL

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>beats some bums in the UK
>thinks he's the GOAT
>gets flushed immediately outside of the UK

Is he the Darren Till of boxing?

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MILFED

But wining that tournament while everyone cried uncontrollably was one of Rizin's most kino moments

why don't this faggot just fucking fight already?

Do Rizin pay people off to lose to Tenshin?

Based

He wants to fight some bum to get a fight with khabib but weaklings are busy rn

Milfed indeed.

Just one sniff of those leopard skin undies...

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Boxing sucks because of CTE. MMA sucks too though.

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Whose that Rizin fighter with the cats?

*beats your waifu*

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Sumimura I think

didn't know rizin had gyaru fighters

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RIP, Terry was the closest thing I've ever had to a dad.

RIP, terry heems cia niggers in heaven now

miyu makes my piyu iyuiyu

Post some queens with high amounts of melanin.

hnnnnnnnnnnnggghhhhh

im on a diet right now
kann net

I hope Manuwa follow his friend and retire. Dude is on one way to cte land

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Rate my fighter nickname: "B."

I hungover as if a heem.

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Is your name Johnny Goode? haha

Get fucked
He is a fighter. A real fighter. Not lke pussy Gus.

instagram.com/p/ByNJCtrCULe/?igshid=c3wjxuqy7zuy

>this is how Kebab dresses in the holiest spot of his religion

OH NO NO NO

how haram is this?

>I want you to fuck my wife

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He looks like shit

>tfw cazzie and forgot rizin was on
>kanna got flushed again

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why is the japanese man black?

No. I'm trying to sound more intellectual. The nickname is inspired by Jordan B Peterson.

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If there was ever a visual representation of the word "gadoosh", this is it

>soon

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Bruce Buffer = Soul
Michael Buffer = Soulless

Bruce Buffer = Fucks 10/10s exclusively.
Michael Buffer = Sometimes has to resort to fucking 9/10s.

best ring girl

thanks based Brazil for the quality night of webms

unironically feel bad for manuwa at this point

Was getting killed part of Manuwa's plan?

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>"Poster boy for what? Getting heem'd?"

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Why do people keep betting on Manuwa fucking kek

Ah it was Kiichi Kunimoto.

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vulkan broke manuwa

i remember lmao at his WAN PUNCH line in that DC post fight interview, shit was funny af

Post the webm

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le KO artist meme

Don't. He gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars per year to train and fight for a living.

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@POSTERBOYJM on Twitter: Good knock, looking forward to the rematch

Hey guys,

Just wanted to give you a heads up that Nina Ansaroff is going to beat Tatiana Suarez on Saturday night.

She's currently an 8 to 1 underdog, I advise you to put money on her. People are going to be shocked when Suarez is exposed, but don't be. I warned you.

Remember I told you this.

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Makes me mad seeing an athlete like that Mexican boxer from yesterday, dc, mark hunt, etc success and then you get these unironically diabetic obese dorks who are a couple decades away from being wheelchair bound king
>hurr durr dad bid strong!!
As if they wouldn’t gas out moving their fatasses two feet

the clear straps on those tops are killin me rn

yeah, but they can kill 99% of people with their bare hands and that's pretty based

This is a good tip.

I made good money on Nina's last 4 fights.

If she's gonna stop that meme hypetrain I'm gonna love her forever.

>submission via smother

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volkan brats rakic btw

Obesity is the best base for MMA

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Still upsets me that ngannou was disrespectful to Reem and costa bullied johny and there is nothing I can do about it :(

tfw to smart to win against jones

So I guess yesterday we learned that both blacks and whites are shit at fighting, and mutts are the true master race

Oh man! I'm just thinking about Alexander Gustaffson's amazing career!

Do you guys remember when he beat Texeira? That uppcerut? Sure, at 68 Texiera was past his prime, but still!

What about when he KO'd Manuwa? Only 4 other people have KO'd Manuwa in the past few years!

What about when he beat the MIGHTY .... hang on, let me make sure I'm saying this right.... Vladimir... Mat-.....Matyushenko .... Matyushenko! Wow! one round!

I guess that begs the question; Just how good is Jon Jones?

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I love black fighters
>explosive, best fight IQ
And Hispanic fighters
>ghetto, fighter mentality. Lots of heart.
And also Asian fighters
>No head movement, just lots of chin!

And... ugh....... white fighters
>Erm.... maybe..... they're cute?.... I guess.

Smith needs to be a cardio machine to defeat black skilled mma man.

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I've been hard on Gus, but I see that he started fighting in the UFC in 2009. A decade in the UFC. His retirement announcement isn't that bad considering he has been in UFC for 10 years, I guess.
I'm relatively new (still the #1 p4p best poster on /heem/ though) so the first time I saw Gus fight was against Texeira. I didn't know he goes back all the way to 2009.

Those apricots were a peach for sure

Hit some frail, limp-wristed sissy with the ol' Wonderboy special in sparring today and he nearly crumpled over lmao. Absolute bitch. Lucky I didn't mount his punk ass for looking at me with such a pathetic soiboi face when I dropped him.

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It’s hard to quantify just how good dominant champs are, because they are the standard we compare everyone else in the division to. They are the pinnacle, anything else beyond them only exists in our imaginations. It would be like trying the best tasting thing in your life and asking just how good does it taste? It’s like trying to quantify how funny Schaub is.

>tfw to intelligent for the ufc

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I hate seeing non-muscular people do well in combat sports.
I want to see jackedclouds go at it. Men absolutely oozing with spunk. Not some skinnyfat or fatfat goof.
Yagnowmsayn?

marreta will fold jones like a batch of laundry

Marlon Moraes:
>destroyed Rivera
>destroyed Assuncao
>destroyed Sterling

Cejudo:
>destroyed TJ
>lost twice to DJ if we're being honest
>destroyed Pettis

Call me a gool but I think Moraes has the better record

>lost twice to DJ if we're being honest
Cejudo won the fight and story in the rematch what are you even talking about?

238 is a good card. It's solid pretty much throughout, with a couple of meh exceptions. And TFerg/Cowboy is real spicy.

I've already made liek 50 comments ITT though to I'll withhold my analysis for another day.

Embdedded
youtube.com/watch?v=wwpKuX4q078

5 wmma fights

Shitbreaks

i miss my ex bros

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>Call me a gool but I think Moraes has the better record

Is that supposed to be a controversial opinion?

Considering that Marlon has never won a title fight, whilst Cejudo has beaten TJ - one time considered one of the best to be currently doing it - yes, it is somewhat controversial.

I did not lose!

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everybody destroyed Pettis, TJ and DJ are Cejudo's best wins

>I-I'm gona fucking cry

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dont ever disrespect a woman near me ill fucking heem you

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youtube.com/watch?v=mEDxuAYLnBI

Embdede

Do you even know how fights are scored?

>I did not lose!

>IT'S MA'AM!

TJ was considered good at 135, and he was always chinny.

Imagine if Max was a chinlet, and he went to 135. It wouldn't be an achievement to beat him.

Ate Diass live on Jewani tomorrow.

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1135216198440968192

Also: 1 of those wmma bouts is the very start of the night, so you can avoid it if you want.
And two of the wmma bouts have cuties in them: KK and Val.

>KK
>Val

Do you have babushka fetish, bro?

I have a cutie fetish

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Well, you're from UK, you get a pass. Anything with white teeth is probably cute to you.

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Heeminder Gus is addicted to sucking snüs juice and has suffered massive premature physical decline because of it

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i see a lot of holes in your game

There's been like 8 shitty ufc cards this year already.

Is snüs juice something you extract from your bull?

Id fucking destroy all One competition just so I could get the victory cuddle with these cuties. I have absolutely no fighting experience.

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me too m8

>tfw you fucked up and she doesnt love you anymore and you still love her

Addendum:
And Japanese girls do not care at all if you squeeze their tits. It happens to them most days of the train anyway. They see it more as comedy. They'll literally just giggle and say "Oh! You got my boob!" So Id do that.

Not that user but that's a non sequitur. Rizin still put on a pretty bad event regardless of other orgs' failings.

light kek

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Assuncao wins the rubber match.

New UFC rule:
If you get taken down 3 times, you lose.

Khabib would win every fight bro xD

... oh wait, he already does xDD

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Reminder that Whittacuck had his chin deleted and Stylebender will finish him off for good

>implying Bobby Chinlet is ever fighting again

>aqui e favela
kek

khabib is on steroids

I agree man but I just gotta disagree

Embedede

youtube.com/watch?v=Nd3v-wMY7_E

I wonder if, Stylebender beats Whittaker, what Yoel will do. He'd fancy his chances against Stylebender big time.

no roids but the power of allah like Romero has the power of jeesus

I miss him desu lads

can anyone post images?

a hundred percent

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Based MILF Miyuu giving single mothers and housewives in Japan to represent WMMA.

thats a legit submission, Barnett tapped Lister with it
youtube.com/watch?v=1X5N_7LCVtM

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I unironically just took 10 minutes making this image.

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have sex

I REFUSE

say your pledge of schaublegiance heem,

I pledge allegiance, to schaub, and to cbd, for which it reduces seejurs, one sneaker expert, under showltime, with peaches and asians doing math for all

How good was prime Shogun?

I appreciate it m80

I pledge allegiance, to schaub, and to cbd, for which it reduces seejurs, one sneaker expert, under showltime, with peaches and asians doing math for all

It's very legit, but it helps a lot if you are a big fucker.

Share it on r eddit, you finna get hella likes.

>tfw the "MMA" Beat and the "MMA" Hour will spend half the show talking about Joshua vs Ruiz instead of discussing the great UFC 238 card and actual MMA related topics

Fuck you Luke.

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Why is Schaub such a meme? I think it's his complete lack of self awareness that makes him a lolcow.

>watching cuck thomas
kill yourself

reminder if you want free cee b dee you can just leave a good review on the schaub special

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Surely whoever at Netflix approves stand up specials is aware of this

>hey man I know you got cansurs but how bout a good review

>the kind of review Brendan deserves
kek

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I see this fight going 1 of 2 ways: Either Walker wins and heems himself doing capoeira shit in his celebration that he's too much of a lanky faggot to pull off, or they book the fight in Brazil and Rakic tries to shoosh the crowd in his post fight celebration and gets heemed by the hue-monkey favela-dwelling fans.

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Whittaker is going to wrestlefuck Pissrael Diarrhea and cement himself as everything people pretend GSP is

I've been autistically checking. Its been 8:1 bad reviews the last few days

pretty much b

When you think about it, she not only trains with the female GOAT, she sleeps with her. She should have all the skills to resist being wrestlefucked. She practices it nightly, in bed with a jacked Brazilian dyke.

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Michael forget about the burner phone, we need you to drive up to illinois you in?

why are br monkeys so repulsive?

Cejudos win vs TJ was a fluke.

Then I saw his face now I’m a schaubliever!!!!

Based

>tfw no lesbian gf

I really want to like Brendan Schaub

not a trace, of seejurs in my mind

Oh fer shore Gastelum couldn't wrestlefuck him but Whittaker is hunnerd percent a peach of a wrestler my mans

Just accept him for the lovable goofball he is

gastelum was too shook

I liked him, disliked him, now its come full circle and I unironically like him again.

Why does my belly button stink so bad

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twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1135236682410840070

Use a qtip everyday

literally always hated him at a visceral level, before the travis browne fight i was giddy with excitement because i knew a hundred percent his stupid fucking face was going to get pounded in

Is there anyone that JBJ would call out after he beats Santos? Who? Just who? Brock is done. So.... who else? No one, as far as I can tell.

Smith will retire rockhold

smif sucks so much that I still doubt it and Im no longer a smifmissile after being a smifmissile for a few minutes after the gus fight

I've noticed Rogan wasn't on this UFC feature/documentary
youtube.com/watch?v=DherCJxcXCU
I wonder if he is missing from any other ones and whether that would mean he is falling out with UFC.

I wonder if when DC retires he goes over to WWE, since he is pretty good on the mic, and concludes his beef with Lesnar. Maybe fit Ronda in there somewhere. DC and Ronda vs Bork and some WWE chick.

Tony Fergusson looks like a mutated chihuahua

I like the idea of the WWE becoming a retirement home for fighters.

rude

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Heh, still in denial? Smif is now officially the undisputable best 205'er in the world not named Jon Jones. You must accept this sooner or later.

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is mostly his eyes and ears and sunken cheeks

Khabib is undefeated

well there's reyes, rockhold, walker, rakic, thiago, he would win against maybe a few of them but definetly not against all of them, I don't think even jones can win against all 5 of them btw, just because they all seem pretty solid and as tall as jones

yfw khabased becomes double champ for a year and retires undefeated

>Poirier and Cowboy will fight eachother for the belt
What a strange timeline we're in

porier will pull out

You’ve got your Tysons you’re Gracie’s your Carlin’s, your Schaub

Lmao what a retarded post

>We need a replacement for Dustin
"I'm on me fookin way"

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that potato nigger needs to start drinking his milk and fight again

I disagree

Laser guided eye pokes and having the refs suck your dick, ingredients of a champion.

>t. Lost money on Joshua HypeJob

today some chick fingered my asshole while i was fucking her from missionary.
Came instantly.
I dont know how to feel about this.

>Inb4 gay.
No Im not

have sex

I never watched a single MMA fight

holy based

i'm jus sayen mannn..
if manuwa wanted to win he shouldnt have eaten rakic's shin like that!

But I could majority draw anyone here

yesterday i got rimmed for twenty mintes
made my dick so hard
i don't want any fingers inside though
feels too gay seriously
but getting rimmed is cash
everyone should experience it

Rate my absolutely brilliant post in another thread

>Reyes
Lost a decision to VolCAN
>Rockedcold
Lmao don't even get me started
>Walker
Never gone five rounds, never fought a legit grappler or elite striker. Ngannou 2.0
>Rakic
Oh for sure he got dropped by Clark but Manuwa is a beast of a win my guy hunnerd persent
>Thiago
Subbed by Spicely lmao
Yeah Poostafsson was also as tall as Jon, as was OSP and Smif. Didn't really help them too much. When will you virgins learn? He is the G.O.A.T. (Greatest of all Time) He will not lose. He will never lose. No matter how much you hope and pray at night.

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Conor is a permaflushed bum

Walker is the only one who poses a risk to Jones.

come to gare du nord senpai

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

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yeah she was rimming me before (first chick to ever do it). I enjoyed it but told her I dont want anything inside. She did it anyway later on and I came instantly.

Im all confused now. Dont know how I should behave for future encounters with her

I disagree

She wrestled for America? What?

You're gay, user. Anal penetration only feels good to homosexuals. It is 2019, no big deal. I don't think any less of you.

Well then you're simply flat-out wrong. The only person that ever had a chance at beating him is now a roid monster that will never make 205 again. The sooner you accept that Jones is unbeatable, the better off you'll be.

What is the best fight of all time?

DC vs Silva

>oh for sure this garbage wrestler boxer isnt as good as a wrestler
oh I disagree one hundy persent

>le 229er face

my first ufc card was actualy 219

Whittaker is a good anti-wrestler, but he's not an offensive wrestler by any means. Just like Aldo and Lawler.

I disagree

For real now

Wasn't Khabib going to retire after beatign Mcmeme anyway?

MIght just have been a bargaining chip to get NSAC to drop teh bans on his teammates.

You're wrong

What’s so offensive about Aldo and Robbie?

I disagree

Yknow b even the softest peach has a solid core

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of your moms tight pussy

Based Brendan looked into it

>be wrestler
>win
>be non-wrestler
>lose

You're wrong

god i wish

>uhm you like realize like that like hes really like actually good?

Such a faggot

cant wait to hear the next schaubcast where based schaub lists off all the fat spics accomplishments and pretends he knew he was gonna win

this is what gastelum vs adesanya would look like if kelvin wasn't paid off to throw it

simple as

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what was meant by this?
streamable.com/6frhd

Makes me wonder how Chin feels about him desu

OMG IT'S CALLED COMEDY YOU SNOWFLAKE

Wan fackin panch bruv, it's awl it takes

F to Allstars gym, Gus flushed into retirement, Queen Latifi is crocker, and Chinny Manure-a is deleted.

They all showed such promise, I'd like to have seen what they could have done with top coaches.

You mean Cain vs nagganou?

cain was always a can

simple as

You'll "Soldier of Schaub" Homero will consume Pissrael "gender bender" Adecanya. And that's a good thing

Canbib is the king of cans

I guess you could call him...... Can Velasquez, hahajh

ha ha good one :)

undefeated

redpilled

it's all yours my friend :)

This is true, fat kid at my school had huge quads just from walking around all day

Oh fer ser I told everyune that Anthony Rooze was a m-m-munster boxer. He's LEGIT the people who thought this was an easy fight for AJ were crazy. Andrew Roose was my boi the whole time. I'm gonna list off his accomplishments and you tell me this guy isn't a munster. He's the next big drawl b, I've been telling you guys.

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heem dabby

Cain isn't exactly a can but he was overrated as fuck. Padded his record crushing cans like Kongo, Nog, Browne, Rothwell, Bigfoot, and a bunch of no names. Got heemed by JDS, felt the touch of death from a ford escort, and had his "world class ground game" exposed against Doom.

What's his most impressive win? A rubber match with JDS?

Cain fought the best of the best at the time you fucking retard

cain is more of a technical chess player than a fighter though

>responding to a professional troll

This is low IQ even for Schaub.

What happened to Tony

so would prime schaub take him into deep waters?

Heeming his entire family in an aztec ritual for good luck in the next fight as we speak.

Is what we'll all be saying after he loses to Cerrone.

Ruiz is gonna heem Wilder next

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Posting some old content to see how dated it is

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Life of manlet: the webm.

*ends your career*

>heh, nothing personel, kid

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>cucked tier
>Gus

holding up pretty well

You're a brainlet. Crushing cans doesn't take skill, it meant that he was the best out of a bunch of shitters at the time when heavyweight was horribly shallow.

He couldn't hang with Werdum, and he'd have been deep water against Reem, Hunt, Stipe, Mir, Randy, Arlovski, Cro Cop, and Fedor if he was in the scene a few years earlier and wasn't perma crocked.

both these lists were universally hated by everybody when they were posted

Considering they were made by /heem/ you are jsut showing your cazzie

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its still pretty accurate, we had good taste

dunno what we were thinking having goober as our boy though

Lads, just got an hour or so to kill, what were the best fights from the card yesterday?

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magrogyr is still the goat featherweight though?

>aldo the chris and lawler had god tier chins

those were the days

You're wrong, but I think you're right man.

i agree but i have to disagree my man

>hunt
can
>arlovski
can
>mir
can
>cro cop
can
>randy
literal mw
>reem
chinlet
>stipe
chinlet
>fedor
the epitome of overrated can crushers

Gastelum was methodically picked apart over five rounds and would've been TKO'd if the fight had gone 10 more seconds. Literally ended the fight lying in a pool of his own blood and got BTFO on the cards.

Only absolute brainlets picked Fatselum to win.

this is what zoomers actually believe

I hope /ourgirl/ rena has sent a supportive message to /ourothergirl/ Kanna aafter her loss to /someofour'sgirl/ Miyuu
It's just a nice thought, Rena sending a little loveletter to Kanna. A DM, I mean.

Wait, guys. Just fucking imagine how nice it'd be to have sweet girls, comrades, send yu messages when bad things happened. Girls liek Rena and Kanna. I will literally never know that feeling.

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youtu.be/v8XoCTfhA8o?t=4086

>1:08:00
it's a peach my man

its true tho

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Ill never get tired of Magumba's looping stiff armed punches.

Fedor wasn't a can crusher, he was a pro wrestler

for sure pride was munstrous getting heemed by dan henderson or schaub isn't at all embarrassing for sure mid 2000s heavyweights were absolute peaches b

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pretty impressive how the second one lifts Arlovski into the air.

>Joshua wont be as impressive vs Ruiz as Wilder was against Brezeale
Based Schaub always getting it right.

New thread:

>beats Kongo, Browne, Jake O'Brian, and Bigfoot

THEY'RE THE BEAT OF A GENERATION

>Calls the ACTUAL, proven best HW's of the generation cans, calls the most successful HW champ a chinlet when he has the EXACT number of KO losses as Cain.

The only reason people like Reem are Chinny is because they faced elite competition year in and year out, Can got flatlined vs a gust of wind in his first fight in years.

You have to go back

>can't even take 5sec to write a reply.
God I hate you fucking people.

Just seen you posts now derek wasnt paying attention to heem
ttyl

delet