/hoc/ Where the fuck is the new thread edition

gary will give the seattle thornbirds a stan lee in their inaugural season

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Shopped

Xheattle Dickgirls

cope

Seattle frog dudes*

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We get it man, you're unoriginal

high on prescription drugs right now

imagine being angry at a second-year expansion team

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salt lake should get a team over seattle.

You’re confusing your own anger with our hilarity

Seattle sockeyes

gary hates mormons

getting dabbed on at home by our rookies and 4th liners then getting hard core chased at his first game at home - its not exactly the same because we didnt drop the first 2 this time but shades of vancouver for sure. the butthurt levels not as high this time, yet, but theres still at least 2 games left. i just want to win at home desyu

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what would i possibly be angry about m8? our bright future for the next decade to come?
who's your team?

My chickens favorite snacks are bread and blueberries

the seattle fuckholes

a fucking burger

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>our bright future for the next decade to come
Hahaha oh no no no
I’m a leafs fan which ain’t much better but at least I’m not delusional about it

you are clearly still absolutely seething over the shorks

>this guy walks up to your gf and chokes at home and gets pulled in the 2nd period
how do you respond?

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the seattle seahorses

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shouldn't give them bread user

Dis nigga is probably an Oilers fan and he's ripping teams for bad goaltending kek

ur mum is probably oilers fan

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it's his first heatbreak. let him live in his fantasy for as long as he can.

if the blues don't tie it up on monday fuck this gay final

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I've heard it's okay every so often

93129757
stop projecting your insecurities onto your perception of others. it is socially unhealthy.

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go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

absolutely based lad

lets go bruins

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snowbelt winning the cup this year based af

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>le funny arbitrary line map xd

So does this mean winnipeg is like a snowbelt-sunbelt hybrid?

SOON

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>93129833
>filtered
>ahhh so refreshing

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has there ever been a song you've heard a million times that eventually finally clicked lads?
for me, one is the sultans of swing by dire straits

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nothing clicks for me anymore, lad. thats the way i like it.

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Real bedtime hours to be hon

im horny as fuck right now can someone sing me a bedtime story?

preferably one about Chara?

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Lynyrd Skynyrd - Simple Man

Even though I call you guys fags and that your team is shit I appreciate the loosely connected friendships

Wich team should I bandwagon next season?

i appreciate our one common interest

Phoenix Coyotes

Hating Finland?

kitties

ahh good choice. tuesday's gone was one of mine too.
simple man is good, but i hate the hill billys who play the cover by shinedown at the bar and shit. right after they play the sound of silence cover by disturbed lmao

>Phoenix
>Ice Hockey

Stick to the colder states or Canada

meat and taters?

Sounds fairly FUCKING tasty bro can I have some

>bloos

Yes you may :)

this is /hoc/

Wash your pucks then get them deep
G’night lads

>the angry virgin

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>what would i possibly be angry about m8? our bright future for the next decade to come?
Ya, there's this thing called the cap bud. Have fun with that.

>his cheap jew owner doesn't spend to the cap
wew lads

>bruins will win the stanlee bowl
>marchand will once again show that being a rat pays out
based and making me seeth massively

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It's game fuckin three chill the fuck out holy fuck the massholes might still lose when Oskar comes bank for revenge

yeah i think it's all over

it is

They're gonna win on monday. Blues are playing like shit

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Holy fucking shit dude it's game fucking three way to wave a white flag like a Canadian PUSSY

Krug is a beast (offensively, I haven't watched him defend)

Marchand is truly good

Blues keep getting clusterfucked in front of the net

Blues in 6

i cant wait to see what garys script has in store for us on monday

*pusy

Didn't catched the game. Are the highlights worth watching?

how will the blues fans cope when they lose?

>blues
>fans

youtu.be/2HRPYUqTbqw

Why not it's the fuckin finals

>Bruins were 4/4 on their PP

Their power play is just fucking retarded

>Krug is a beast (offensively, I haven't watched him defend)
Because he cant. Thats sort of his schtick, elite offensive ability but tiny size and cant defend worth a shit, but he makes for a great back end dman because of it and a phenomenal PP specialist.

Their PK in 2011 was like 88% or some crazy shit

>hungry
>know whatever I eat now I'm going to throw up in 4 hours

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The bruins have won more which says by principle, if they keep doing what they're doing or ever finsihs .500 they'll wi n Stanley cup

Are you sick or is this a reoccuring problem

almost feel bad for him in a way. it sucks to have 15,000 people + all of your loved ones + all of the people that hate you, see you fail

i predict he'll have a solid game 4

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It's one of those wakeup around the house and head straight for bed because the hangovers on its way

fantastic post

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Too many teams in one division

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what do you think of nhl hitz pro for the nintendo gamecube

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maybe he got nervous

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Never heard of it before

where is finland

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let me check

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

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There he is!

for me, it is Dunkin Donuts

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I think we had one here for a little one, it went out of business

Could I have a recap on the game? I passed out right before it started

Binnington? More like Bin-ington

Non-American dunkin donuts are always trash, ive been to quite a few of them out of the states, and they've all just been terrible.

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Fair enough, I could see that being true

youtu.be/aSK12OZuKQs

The official NHL highlights are pretty good

just made a cuppa coffee

how do you take it Sven

Usually black. But sometimes I take it with milk to chill it down, if I need to down it quickly

I hope it was purplepilled

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Sorry, but no :/
Next time I might get some

hahahah FUCK jämtin

3 sveriges? I thought Swedistan was a football nation

>3 sveriges 1 finland

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for me it's djurgår'n

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>experiencing two bootyblastings

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for me it's gnaget

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I feel for winnington

one man can't do it alone
>t. Halak 2010

So just an other meme 4th forward

and this time its a manlet flavoured

Thats a big SHANT for me lads

both at the hands of boston no less

*invents hockey*

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that's actually sick no cap

Shut the fuck up

Yeah I predict a lot of solid discs to enter his net

You know Kruglemeisterburg is American right?

*invents hockey*

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When you think about it, for the PP, he's basically a 5th forward, because the Bruins already run 4 forwards 1 dman. It alternates between him, McAvoy and Chara.

do you like hamburgers?

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how many goals have been scored while krug is on the ice this final? genuinely curious. he may be a manlet but he's really good at getting the puck out of the zone quickly and not turning it over so calling him shit defensively isn't accurate

Pretty sick of this meme goal

9/10 burger

what'd made it 10/10

>how many goals have been scored while krug is on the ice this final?
I don't know the specific number, but it's the most on the team.

His defense is legitimately bad.

Yes, gonna make some for dinner today tbf

come back to me with the specific number compared to the other defensemen

Technically it's Chara, but mostly because he's had a lot more ice time. But even then, for the total season, Chara was on ice for 70 goals allowed and Krug for 58

What the fuck are you talking about?

Chara only allowed 65 while on the ice, Krug allowed 90 fucking 5.

Oh i looked at the wrong column

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Oh look casual bostonniggers. Just like pissburgh faggots

>i-its just game three bro!! Relax

Good luck coming back from getting spanked like that at home

No you looked at the right column. The other user is wrong.

youre always so mad and you really dont know hockey, lol

>tfw switched to löfbergs magnifika from a finnish brand
Thank you based sven

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is swedish coffee only arabica?

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Whats up with his hand? Why do boston bruins have hebrew writing on their helmets?

>all around me are familiar faces

>worn out places

>worn out faces

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analysis indicates Chara was going for a "dap" style handshake, from this image it is unclear if Crosby reciprocated. as for the symbol i do not know.

>DARKNESS
>IMPRISONING ME
>ALL I SEE
>ABSOLUTE HORROR

I DONT KNOW WHATS WORTH FIGHTING FOR
OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM

It looks like the same symbol is on the glove. Have we stumbled upon the source of the bruins power? Does Gary ya e something to do with this?

>I hurt myself today

>To see if I still feel

>I focus on the pain

>The only thing that's real

who produced the helmets/gloves circa 2013? let's get to the bottom of this

The last digit of the next post decides the number of games that will be played in the 2018-19 season stanley cup finals. But only if this post gets repeating digits.

RIP

At least this post gets repeating digits I guess :/

whoa

Czeched

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its the warrior brand logo you casual fuck

what is this sorcery!?!?

>wake up
>(1) missed call
>weird, creepy voice message
>hard to understand
>lot of interference and white noise
>catch "it goes to seven"
>threatens my family
>says do not cross the bog
i'm scared

Possible shill detected, disregard this propaganda

Sorry, I'm not some good goy who pays attention to logos and advertisements. My bad

propaganda disregarded, ty based shill patrol

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>mfw i filtered that namefag spamming the same shit over and over again during the game

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enjoying my morning cuppa joe lads

happy for you

I got Hitz 2003 for the PS2. Limp Bizkit on the title screen lol. Perfect fucking game.

thanks

put the BIN in the BIN desu

>blose

>Pre-Game 1 prediction
Bruins in 6
>Post-Game 1 prediction
Bruins in 6
>Post-Game 2 prediction
Blues in 5
>Post-Game 3 Prediction
Bruins in 6

>.737
what did he mean by this?

CALL IN THE UNDERTONE JUST CALL IN THE UNDERTONE

Me and sweden

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Imagine the smug face Marchand pulls off if the Bruins end up winning the cup

obviously a boeing fan

>hoists the lee
>then drops his pants and sprays a diarrhea shit all over the blose logo

*sip*

why are the blose such a no-talent goon team? how did they get out of the west?

west is trash

Wild will win the cup next season

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reminder the sharks are the rightful winners of the cup this year but were robbed

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Reminder that all sports are scripted freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2019/05/the-script-bostons-year-of-sports-world.html

>needs refpuck to get to the wcfs
>loses to the fucking bloos

So is your mother. Does that mean I should start eating out the western conference?

fuck the bruins (refs)

We're not the same. Me and the rest of you. I know more about hockey than you all simply because I know everything there is for me to know. Everything I don't know is unnecessary knowledge. UnKnowledge so to speak

Think I might post lots of tranny asshole this afternoon. I can't not post here if I'm not banned

u mean a kappa koffee

>needing 7 to beat the fucking stars
why does anyone think this meme team is good

2010: Reddithawks
2011: Bombston
2012: Kongs
2013: Reddithawks
2014: Kongs
2015: Reddithawks
2016: Bettguins
2017: Bettguins
2018: Crapitals
2019: Bombston

Is it just me or has this been the absolute worst decade ever for hockey?

woah... so this is the power of canadian hockey...

not really different from it being traded between the wings, avs, debbies, and stars

>50 years

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Why are Canadians so autisthic about hockey lads?

literally every decade of hockey is dominated by like 3-4 teams
this is nothing new at all

for all the "parity" praise the NHL gets, it has some of the worst parity of any of the 4 major sports

window's still open

3 of the goals weren't his fault

watching soccer and sipping coffee lads

Why are you posting under make-up flag?

>ducks
>canes
>bolts
>wings
>debbies
>stars
>pens
>hawks
2000-2010 was great

To get attention from seething jonnes.

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Bruins in 4.

Bruins can win the cup if they sweep the next 2 games imo

Getting real fuckin sick and real fuckin tired of all these mother fuckin hill billys talking about hockey

business idea: ban hockey in the northern hemisphere

still mad someone didnt smash his head in for this

Based.

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i think its around the middle desu. basketball is a joke. even before the nfl was lolpatriotswin it was lolSFwins or loldallaswins. baseball somehow has the highest parity of the 4 but hockey isn't the worst.

Just got home from church reminder Tavares is overrated shit

Sri Lanka succumbed to a disastrous 10-wicket loss against New Zealand in their opening fixture of the ICC Cricket World Cup 2019 in Cardiff on Saturday.

However, their captain Dimuth Karunaratne was the only shining light, in what was otherwise an abject surrender to a lethal Kiwi pace attack. Karunaratne carried the bat after opening with Lahiru Thirimanne, as Sri Lanka collapsed within 29.2 overs as they amassed a total of 136 runs.

Blues desu

tacoma treefrogs

Xheattle Dickgirls

For me, it's Riihimäen Cocks

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who will start game 4 for the taint poois lose:
>benningshit
or
>all-in
?

Allen. That was a Peter Budaj moment for Bennington.

Binghamton
I doubt theyll swap him that hard. He had a rough night, needs a fresh 2nd chance.

But, I think he’ll have a short leash. 2 goals early or 3 by the 2nd and their getting btfo? He gone

This was the moment the bruins won the stanlee cup.

reminder to not post kippers' butt anymore or youll literally get permabanned

>stanley cup finals ongoing
>230 posts in 10 hours
*thinks*

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Come and watch the cricket with us anons ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

>billions of women in the world
>you're still a virgin loser in 2019
*thinks*

28 other fanbases have checked out.

Guess you should go with Ottawa then

prove it

This
He’s been pretty good at bouncing back all season, they’re not gonna pull the plug on him cause of one bad game

>flag
>asian
>asians having sex
Fuck off virgin

The scf series occurred in round 1
This is merely a formality for the bruins

...

>whc games gets 1000s replies
>stanley cup finalgets 500 replies and no one talks about it next day
how do we fix NHL?

more black people

>Binnington finally got exposed
Based. Thank god the cup won't go to some fluke goalie.

Next year the finals will be based. This decade was SHIT

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t. Triggered bahstaninan
Bless yer hart

more finns

hello sam. hows the spike?

GOOD post

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>that combo breaker on 2005

Fuck the lockout.

>only 2 duplicate champions (Detroit and Jersey)
The 00s was the best decade of hockey

Who won 2005?

Success breeds jealousy

The nhlpa

Bettman

found it youtube.com/watch?v=kwb-KY_xeII

Gary Bettman

I blame tampa for the lockout

It’s always the same: 1995-2003 league dominated by 3-4 teams, a transition period of 3-4 years where random teams have a chance to win, 2009-2019 league dominated by 3-4 teams. Now we’ll have 3-4 years transition where some new teams will win, then from around 2025-2035 we’ll get to see who the new 3-4 dominate teams are for the decade

A Canadian team. Bettman scrubbed it from the history books

sounds like a BASED gentleman

in many ways toronto is the 2nd best team in the league

Squirrels are delicious

for me, it's chipmunks

I surely hope you all went to church today (preferably a Baptist church)

for me, it's worshiping the lord from the sanctity of my own home

It's all we got lad

smaller but also tasty

evangelical lutheran church of course

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just woke up

It's always been my mantra that it's better to be sitting in a boat thinking about God than to be sitting in Church thinking about fishing. However you decide to love Jesus, you do you

Filling it in too soon I see. Aint over until its over

As long as it's not Catholic and you love Jesus, you're cool by me

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Based

Accept Jesus as your lord and savior. He died for our sins

For me it's thinking about God's graces from the comfort of the garden

Speak for yourself, I dont sin

he didnt even know me

you now think about delicious hamburger

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Be an ambassador of Christ. Spread the good news

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that's where you're wrong Pekke. We all come short of the grace of the Lord. We are all sinners

Based Capitals

does it contain delicious squirrel meat?

and yet he STILL died for your sins
sounds like a pretty good dude

Believe on him

>bacon on the bottom
cringe

Read the Bible

for me, it's listening to the bible on tape

Preach the gospel

just imagine if that spot was filled with vegas

are the red words jesus walking?

you guys are boring the shit out of me

Jesus died for us to give us the gift of everlasting life in heaven

*wins*
*retires*
*goes into the hall of fame*

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SHANT be going to heaven when i die, SHALL be headed to /hoc/ island

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I like to wear hawaiian shirts and chastise jews

fuck mike milbury

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I hope he has the good sense to hang it up. Retiring on top is not something most players get a chance to do.

I won't push my religious opinions on you anons anymore. Saved or not, just eat squirrels - your life will improve

*bangs his head on the ceiling*

squirrels are literal free meat that comes to your doorstep. You'd be a fool not to cook them up with some garlic and salt & pepper with butter. The meat is better than anything you will ever find in a restaurant. Take my word

That'd still be pretty objectively based as fuck based on our current discussion where new teams win the cup instead of the same 3-4 teams winning.

What is the average time between Boston championships?

Who?

can confirm = squirrels taste amazing

More Detroit

based

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fucking dunce

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12 in 20 years so a little over a year and a half per champion ship. Allow for the fact that they are in different parts of the year probably 1 per year

eat squirrels = they are tasty

stop trying to force squirrels into a meme

squirrels = yummy

>mad
>at squirrels
Congrats faggot you did this

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sorry "shill" but you cant stop this truthbomb from getting seen. Squirrels taste better than anything you can imagine. They will literally make you a hockey god

look what I just picked up lads. perfect food for game 4.

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LOL

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based as fuck

I would like for him to but he's got the 1 year left and hypothetically coming off a cup win, I could see him wanting to make another run. He said he would honor the contract win or lose but pretty much everyone says that in his situation.

And it's not like he's some total shit-tier liability. Some speedy zoomer dabs on him every once in a while or he'll have a bad turnover but I'd still take ancient Chara over a lot of fucking other dmen out there

not bad for arizona. that could help them out for the mentorship role

let me just add some mint and sage to this

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Its literally free meat you can eat, how could you be mad?

>stroll into hoc expecting hockey discussion
>they’re eating rats

you know what's better than cricket?

.. squirrel

Your loss man

In wonderful savageness live the nation of the Fenni, and in beastly poverty, destitute of arms, of horses, and of homes; their food, the common herbs; their apparel, skins; their bed, the earth; their only hope in their arrows, which for want of iron they point with bones. Their common support they have from the chase, women as well as men; for with these the former wander up and down, and crave a portion of the prey. Nor other shelter have they even for their babes, against the violence of tempests and ravening beasts, than to cover them with the branches of trees twisted together; this a reception for the old men, and hither resort the young. Such a condition they judge more happy than the painful occupation of cultivating the ground, than the labour of rearing houses, than the agitations of hope and fear attending the defense of their own property or the seizing that of others. Secure against the designs of men, secure against the malignity of the Gods, they have accomplished a thing of infinite difficulty; that to them nothing remains even to be wished."

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would take him and his contract over zaitsev

Along Comes Mary by The Association.

Who else eating kraft dinner because they just paid rent yesterday?

hockey?

You should catch a few squirrels and throw em on the BBQ

ded sport

can't wait for it

Had a box myself yesterday la

Now that canada and finland are both basketball countries where does that leave /hoc/?

ever make kraft dinner but use mustard instead of the cheese ?
its pretty good

No one cares about markkanen anymore. The hype is dead and he's stupid suvack.

mita mita mita mita vittu

Never have but maybe I'll try. Mustard is pretty tasty

Always Cocks over Dickens.

for me it's making a smiley face in ketchup on top of my kraft dinner

Can you smoke squirrels or do they get too dry? Not much fat in squirrels.

never had a kraft dinner lads

>tfw mario bros kraft dinner

Do you have macaroni and cheese in Sweden?

never had a pb&j sammie either tbf

Yes, but it's far less common than it seems to be on the other side of the pond.
Never had anything that looks like a kraft dinner.

I've actually had squirrel jerky before. It's pretty good. not too tough.

A real Canadian delicacy is hotdogs from 7/11 or macs and you fill up the other side of the box with chili cheese pickles and sauerkraut. A tangy soup

There's lot of squirrels around here. Some big as rabbits. Couple of them going into smoke for sure.

It's only popular here because it's cheap. It's a way to fill your stomach when you don't have any money.

do you guys trap up in finland? I know a guy who lives near a forest. He always goes in their and lays traps for varmint. I've also tried some of his rabbit jerky. Shit was cash.

I'm gonna cook some KD now. Shall post progress pics

hearty

I get that. Nothing wrong with some cheap calories when the wallet is a bit on the empty side

Looking forward to it

Keep us updated

Why doesn’t my weed growing more branches?
Is it autism?

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Play some soothing music and give it encouragements.

Because you planted it in charcoal. Youre suppoedsed to use mud :)!

It's heavily regulated and mostly for furs (mink, raccoon dog etc.). Apparently you could also trap squirrels as it's hunted for the fur. Squirrel hunting is only allowed in winter months, which sucks 'cause now I have to wait. According to internet knowledge squirrels around here taste a lot of (pine tree) resin and require some special treatment before cooking.

I always have dank chill tunes on
It’s miracle grow

the weed you see in pictures and stuff is usually hydroponics with proper lighting, not just grown in dirt and put in the sun.

Indeed, anyone claiming refpuck never watched the games and missed, 1 high stick goal, 1 phantom goalie interference that called off a goal and at least 3 deliberate head shots to sharks players.

lofi's hip hop beats to chill to?

Cry more you dog

>bloos r such goons! I can't stand these niggers
>that charge from grug wuz sum wikked hawkey!!!

Every thread. when did you learn bombston was full of casuals?

Reminder blues have been the least penalized team this entire year but somehow they are goons. REALLY makes me question the officiating

how is it okay that the refs have already handed 2 games to the bruins? fucking investigate this shit

m.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfmNxKLDG4

Perron's a total shitbag, plays like you expect a guy with a tinted visor would.

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blues win the next 3

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brorito, why? are you sick?

The tinted visor is for his concussion after thornton scrambled his brains a few seasons ago on a """"""hockey play"""""""

He still plays like an asshole though

Bruins already won. /hoc/ is over, this is now /squirrel recipes/.

that's not the merit you should pick defensemen

it's what you said, getting the puck out of the zone quickly and creating chances.

who here /cudaphil/ today

playing some csgo

user never gave us updates on his kraft dinner

>getting blown the fuck out at home
>7-2
Lmao. Blues scored in 3 games what the Bruins just did in 1.

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my rapties :)

you dont believe in miracles?

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it was good

shant watch anymore floorsqueak desu. truly boring "sport"

Only against Russians.

SO DON'T BE A DUNCE AND DANCE LIKE A RUNT
JUST THROW YOUR ELBOWS IN GOOD FRIENDLY VIOLENT FUN
DON'T START TO CRY IF YOU GET A BLACK EYE, JUST DIVE BACK IN AND GIVE ANOTHER TRY
BUT TOO MUCH ACTION MAY LEAVE YOU IN TRACTION, SO YOU BETTER GET INSURANCE NO MATTER YOUR ENDURANCE

FLAILING ROUND AND ROUND
AND YOU'RE INJURY BOUND
WALTZ IT UP! THE PIT IS IT!
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CHANCE IN THIS ROTTEN DANCE
IF YOU DARE! TO DIVE IN!
THERE ARE SOME WHO TRY BUT THEY WON'T SURVIVE
THEY DON'T HIT! 'CAUSE THEY ARE WIMPS!
AND THIS EXCERCISE HELPS YOU BRUTALISE
WITH US! EXODUS!

EVERYBODY'S DOING THE TOXIC WALTZ, GOOD FRIENDLY VIOLENT FUN IN STORE FOR ALL!
COME ON AND DO THE TOXIC WALTZ,KICK YOUR FRIEND IN THE HEAD AND HAVE A BALL!
GET UP OFF YOUR ASS AND TOXIC WALTZ AND SLAM YOUR PARTNER AGAINST THE WALL!
COME ON AND DO THE TOXIC WALTZ AND IF YOU HIT THE FLOOR YOU CAN ALWAYS CRAWL!

>86

Malaka

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give me that extra creamy desu

stovetop or microwave?

my dick

We may have lost in the 2nd round but I'm still proud of my Teds

for me its annies

>no artificial presevatives

I bet it will make you last longer in bed too

was 10/10

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stove obviously

Looks like worms

You should've added some squirrel tenderloin to take it to the next level

>86

I prefer my squirrel meat charbroiled

It's butter and cheese goodness. Also it's 75 cents a box so poor people like me can fill our stomachs when we're broke around the 1st of the month after we pay rent

Poutsos!

I like my squirrel with curry

yes

and guess what: my cousin is getting married to a quebecois

patrick nolan

Sorry for you. French Canadians are fucked

read that as cunny

she told me all of them originate from the north of France who have a reputation. She admitted the quebecois are a little cold and distant and I tend to agree if she considered herself warm, but she's allright.

based

Good for you Poutsos! I hope you find happiness. Be fruitful and multiply

no mon amis, my cousin, he is getting married to a quebecoise

>86
>31

What is /hoc/s favourite martial arts technique?

Sticku Headu

For me it's the 8 limb technique = 2 fists, 2 feet, 2 elbows, 2 knees.
a.k.a. the technique that defeats you (Muay Thai)

Squirrel BBQ

:sunglasses:

A good ol' uppercut

WOLF FANG FIST

Rex Kwan Doe

Cockpunch.

for me it's watching the game alone and indiscriminately shitposting "HAHAHAHA" on /hoc/ regardless of which team scored

So is Laine the biggest Finnish bust in history?

possibly the most based post in the thread

A full strength Finnish NT

For me, it's Patrick Burgerman.

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Baked chicken thigh, leftover stir fried rice, and creamed spinach for din-din, lads. Would you guys like a pic?

yes please

>Chicken thigh
>not Squirrel thigh

get the fuck out of /hoc/ you pleb

what are some good dressing room pranks?

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>the blues suffering will literally never end
it's not fair bros, what did they do to deserve this?

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someones gotta be the jobber

ZA WARUDO

>not jobbing to chara
I'd recommend no less than 50 pure strikes for binnington. But that's up to hockey court

iktfb

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No his boyfriend Jess Puljuarvi is

Truth be told I ve always been more a laine fan than a Jets fan

hockey court mmmmmmmmmmmm don't wanna mess with that

laine put in a few hours of fortnite today

its my dinner

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Laine's fortnite addiction causing him to play very streaky in the chel has made him lose all leverage in contract negotiations. He will be forced to sign a measely 2 year bridge deal. That's when he will score 60 goals in a year and lead the Jets to a Stanley Cup.

the quebecoise fiancée told me that's a problem throughout the NHL. They're trying to cut down the hours spent on video games.

But what are you gonna do, you're young, you have to eat and drink with consideration, no drugs, no staying up late, no getting into trouble, you spend two thirds of your time training, playing and travelling, they have to relax somehow.

and yet he's still one of the few who actually showed up in the playoffs

if you switch around the letters in ‘bog bodies’ to ‘bod bogies’ does it essentially mean the same thing?

Play like absolute goons.

He stopped playing fortnite in the playoffs.

seeeeeething cope

It reeks of poverty. Kill yourself you degenerate swine.
Fortnite is based and redpilled. Laine leads the jets to a cup while he earns 12 mil a year. Keep crying for Finnish bulls

So he stopped playing for about a week?

I have bad news. I'm very ill. I'm suffering. I just wanted you all to love me

take some imodium, that will stop the diarrhea

It's my brain. It's decomposing

>cope
My nigga, my team is winning

>run into bishop and injure half the sharks
>totally clean

too bad you don't know at what sport

>blues least penalized in the playoffs
>Suddenly 14 penalties in one series
>Bruins
>Most penalized in the playoffs and season
>Suddenly no penalties in SC

If this isn't a conspiracy I don't know what is.

based retard

what's up with them trying to kill Backes on every check? no love for him in st louis

based retard

Penaltys aren't lindy

He left their team and went to a team that is going to win the cup; the same team that is going to deny them the cup

This forum is a breeding ground for mental illness

based retard

based retard

Watching women's college softball

sounds really gay

...

Cash me outside how bout that?

honestly considering watching cuckhoop tonight but any time i do it's always terrible. been years since the last time

what is the appeal of apehoop? even in OT of a game 7 in the final i’d rather pass

i dont know but im bored out of my mind and i think it's on soon

holy fucking based

get drunk and make webms for /hoc/ instead

What is the best musical act to come out of your state or province

Neil young

Naturally it was only firritng to fo the jets go winnipeg just liek me superfan aslo is from Georgia

went a bit wild today and bought some sugar cookies while grocery shopping, lads

the killers

Steve Perry from journey was really close

gay

for me, its (you)

laine never wanted to stop playing fortnite, byfuglien just took his ps4 away for a while for the playoffs.

Huh

base

imagine if the Killers were the best thing to come out of your state

horrible band

and they shouldn't use an Iron Maiden reference.

fucking hipster garbage.

Haha Sammy Atlanta thrasher

Ok sweaty what's the best band to come from Greece

Reminder the Greece national hockey team was started by a mentally ill dishwasher / beer leaguer from canada that picked an irrelevant third world shithole to start playing in but he specifically chose grease because despite being retarded even he knows grease would never have the money to actually build an arena

youtube.com/watch?v=Gffqczd_B-k

Actually not bad

Reminder

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>mad
>that someone is doing what they want with their lives while you sit at home leeching off of your dads pension
lmao

OT in basketball and football is fucking gay though

Sup grease

>86

anybody #nofap to give their team extra power? im on week 33 for Boston

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friendly reminder to filter all tripfags and namefags

Based

marina

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new

early

new

The Killers should be assasinated

I SPAKE MY PIECE

THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER DISCUSSION.-

I am actually doing what I want with my life

AND YUTA IS A SHIT STATE HAHA

Hello

>this one wasn't early
shall

on time real thread

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