/hoc/ — GAME 3 STANLEY CUP FINAL - BLUES COLLAPSING EDITION

Series tied 1-1, currently 2nd intermission
>5-1
>Binnington pulled

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Do I look nervous?

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Second for Bruins in 4

What the fuck is up with the shape of his head

BROONIES DESU

Racist tendie got exposed lmao

JUST

Is Missouri a redneck shithole, because their players sure are acting like it just because they're losing

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>niggers
>hockey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did st POOis really think GODston wouldn’t sweep in 5?

>The St.Louis Niggers
Nice 'team' you guys got there.

he took lots of pucks off the cabeza as a child

Oh it’s that guy

A sweep is 4 games so it’s not even an option. A reverse sweep isn’t possible either since it’s 1 to 1.

>Lose game 2 so they can raise the cup at home
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

>methouri

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>american team wins Stanley Cup
>canadian team wins NBA

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Lesbian Lacrosser here. I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me...

Waht aboput that kid tho?

L O N D O N

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But basketball is a Canadian game.

Maine representing for New England

ahem.

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there are canadians on the raptors?

Rest in Peace

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Who fucking cares about apehoop, except niggers?

>93123543
Screening your own posts
unironically kys

NEW

>tfw my state has the second least amount of meth/methheads in the country
We do have a lot of idiots hooked on opioids in south Jersey, but fuck it, that's Philly fan territory lol

Wrong, it was invented in Massachusettes and grew in America. Who cares if the guy that made it was Canadian

Why are so many based people from New England?
Mike Birbiglia
Bo Burnham
Bill Burr
Connie Britton
Louis C.K.
Nancy Carell
Steve Carell
John Cena
Michael Chiklis
Misha Collins
Dane Cook
Norm Crosby
Jane Curtin
Matt Damon
Rachel Dratch
Harry Einstein
Chris Evans
Dana Gould
Ray Goulding
Pete Holmes
Sam Hyde
John Krasinski
Mindy Kaling
Denis Leary
Matt Leblanc
Jay Leno
B. J. Novak
Conan O'Brien
Mike O'Malley
Patrice O'Neal
Amy Poehler
Matthew Perry
Ken Reid (comedian)
James Spader
Jenny Slate
Bill Simmons
Doug Stanhope
Adam Sandler
Uma Thurman
Joe Rogan
Kurt Russell
Mark Whalberg

>Second least
Is this that Jersey intelligence I hear so much about

>haha I didn't give le (you)
>kys
Kill yourself subhuman.

dumb faggots who don't know/care that it's rigged af

Bisexual here. Can you redpill me on girls lacrosse? Is it comfy when the team goes for drinks after the game? Is it all rough on the field against the other team and then shits and giggles when the game is over?

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>sweep in 5
This meme is so tired. It’s not funny, it’s not original. This place is garbage now.

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Yes, NJ is second from the bottom. Thus, second least (and we have a lot more to be proud of than Maryland does).
>Jersey intelligence
We do in fact have some of the best education in the country, yes

Horrible thread

blues should do a bunch of lines and come out balls deep

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Denis Leary

>Invented by a Canadian
Haha thanks for proving me right

He could only invent it in the states because there were not enough black people in Canada at the time

So, niggers.

/turnleft/ spotted

You are literally retarded

say that again cocksucka

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So is this game finished or what? I really need to get back to my foreskin excavation.

You are literally retard

>we are all excited for the return of–

also some based famous bloos fans. jenna fischer is a qt

just had oatmeal for dinner

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Hehehehehehehehehehehe. lol /nod /nod /nod /nod /nod /nod /nod Can this be called "Hear it from me, white guys?!" topic /turntalk

just had cock for dinner lol

saint louis fan btw

ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

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>Perronigger trying to start shit again

Let me tell you a couple of three things.
1 - your state is gay
2 - your state has more methamphetamine abusers
3 - no u

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this is the real thread

Yes

>Jersey
>0.08
>Hawaii
>0.07
Do you know how to read

thinking this is a pretty based post

NICE DIVE FAGGOT

i started eating oatmeal everyday and it has made my shit smell 10x worse

looks like a loyal fan watchin the game

Literally couldn't ask for a more boring final.
If the refs hadn't rigged vgk out, can anybody deny vgk-bos would make for a more exciting game?

What kind of faglord think a team named for black music is a good bandwagon to jump on.
"Lifelong blues fan since 94 man. You don't know our struggle"
Annoying fucking fanbase stl has. Not as bad as San referee, but still terrible. It's bullshit. There were no blues fans last year and suddenly they just spawned? Bullshit. You motherfuckers changed bandwagons.

Whatre you guys doing? We're all over here

>san referee
The only reason the knights were not eliminated by game 6 was refpuck. Hell during that game the knights were gifted an illegal goal. Have sex and learn hockey faggot

>3 (three) threads
good job retards

Do you add anything? I just get the instant stuff, full on plain, no sugar or anything. I surprisingly like it, which is strange since I hated it as a kid.

something happened

FUCK

SCAAAAAR
LET'S GO BLUES
>LET'S GO BLUES
LET'S GO BLUES
>LET'S GO BLUES
LET'S GO BLUES
>LET'S GO BLUES
LET'S GO BLUES
>LET'S GO BLUES
LET'S GO BLUES
>LET'S GO BLUES
LET'S GO BLUES
>LET'S GO BLUES
IT'S NOT OVER YET LADS

>derpbrusk

wtf is this shit. 2 /hoc/ threads and one of them looks like a game thread. retards

that's what he'll be when he's sent down this summer

nah just plain

>american team composed of mostly canadians wins stanley cup
>canadian team composed of mostly americans win nba title

>Bruins
>Mostly Canadian
Check again

it's pretty hilarious when you put it like that lol

>both are european descendants

based retard

captin and golaie are nonleaf

rest are canook

sorry actually only 1 sport would mean that

bruins only have 4 canadians and 13 americans
they're actually what brian burke tried to do with ncaa american players in toronto

sooo a bunch of jews. were funny be because we are cooped in all winter.

Final five rocket time!

OH SHIT GARY JUST JUMPED ON THE ICE

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Holy fuck that defence

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S E V E N
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A ST. LOUIS CLASSIC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

KEKEKEKEKEK

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

DIARRHEA IN YOUR FUCKING FACE!

A ST. LOUIS CLASSIC

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SHAT ON BY THE SAME TEAM THAT SWEPT YOU OVER 49 YEARS AGO

HOLY FUCKING KEK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

A ST. LOUIS CLASSIC

THE BRUINS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE BLOOS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE BLOOS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED


THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE BRUINS

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the blose are

holy fucking kek

the bruins are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the bloos might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn it funny how there are NO BLOOS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are

>the absolute state of canadian goaltending

oh nonononononononononono please i can't bre-

>Bing bing was pulled
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

AHAHAHHA

>THE STATE OF MISSOURI

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT ST LOUIS ARE
ENJOY LOSING THE STANLEY CUP FINAls!

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Game ovah!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>7-2
7-2
>7-2
7-2
>7-2
7-2
>7-2
7-2

Fuck Maroon the goon!

THEY WAITED FORTY-NINE YEARS FOR A HOME GAME IN THE STANLEY CUP FINALS

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ALL THOSE EMPTY SEATS
COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADS
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIA

>all of those empty seats
So that fat cancer kid they’ve been shilling nonstop is going to himself, right?

Four for Kor!!!!!

Wow San Jose would have put up a better performance. Too bad gary decided to refpuck the blues on to the finals

>himself
are you sure?

?

isn't it a girl?

Why bros

>bettmann refpucks
What did he mean by this?

no

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Would you pull him in that position and pretty much rape his confidence?

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>7 goals on 15 shots

>a 5 goal difference
Is that a shutout for Rask?

Half a century just to get booty blasted in front of Jon hamm

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of course it is
hillbilly galumps can't match boston's best and bravest

the bruins are america's team
we don't even have a russian

?!?

So Bruins fans have severe mental disorders, what a surprise

>bruins
>mostly canadian

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