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Sunday AFL elitemon just edition
>the round so far
Norf 99 def Richmond 62
Collingwood 75 def by Freo 79
GWS 126 def Gold Coast 43
Geelong 85 def Sydney 63
Brisbane 85 def Hawks 66
Melbourne 88 def by Adelaide 90

>today
Aints v Port @Shanghai, 2:20 AEST
Dons v Blues @ G, 3:20 AEST
Iggles v Footscray @ Optus, 5:20 AEST

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iggs

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Basedbane tbqh lads

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>pie flogs

>/afl/
more like
>/gayfl/

also
>the pedo incel bicho

who /dabloos/ here?

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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based fred poster

based based fred poster poster

>Bitchmond
>Megpis
>Hawkroaches
>Smellbin
There's bound to be an upset later today. Nomming it to be the Blues

I was drunk as shit last night, didn't realize Deemongs bottled the last kick lmao

get fucked Dees

bombers are shit but i reckon the blues are objectively shitter

youtube.com/watch?v=43oYn7dnrYw

Should NZ try to get an AFL team going?

b e s t
a u s t r a l i a

no

chinks and coconuts aren't good at footy

no they don't give a fuck as was seen when Saints tried to have a few games over there

>AJ knocked down 4 times by a fat mexican

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Hey lads, just started watching the sport and it looks really fun. What team should I root for?

SAY MY FUCKING NAME WHITE DOG

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stinks like a septic tank in here lads

HARRO YES GIRR

SAN KIRDA BAI FAWW GORS

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*Plays the Chinese national anthem first*

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which labor camp did these chinks come from?

They're better off playing in fucking Springvale

The Eagles are America's team

Gold Coast scored 43? How shit are they?

>le collingwood is finished
Y'all forgetting GWS got TRASHED by freo at home and Brisbane lost to them too smdh

Getting a bit sick of Nick Riewoldt's lisp.

wait isnt this a stk home game?
why are they playing never tear up our tarps?

Its a saints home game in name only

Everything else is for port. Port basically bully shit clubs into giving up a home game for no benefit

(((kochie))) bitched harder

Pretty shit but honestly not as shit as a lot of people thought they were going to be.

Poort compensates them IIRC at least they did when the Suns were being shipped over there. Kochie is a fucking brainlet

Got it

Based

Pretty nice seeing the crowd get excited over the little things, they must only watch their pussy soccer up there.

top kek shitting on the SCG

all those boomer expats

>that crowd
do NOT let /nrl/ see this

>tfw went under
shitting myself stop kicking goals please

>shitting myself
Which saints player are you?

Same, I reckon a quiet quarter will save us

Looks like he's puckered up against a tidal wave of diarrhoea

How much Social Credit points are these two teams getting for playing this game?

Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread.

@93127656
Ignore this troll post lads

AFL 2050

Shanghai Power vs Auckland Saints

>christchurch saints
you had one fucking job

>The Port Arthur Pistols

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The city of this unders bet, sorry it played nice a lot in the past. Another delusional multi but reckon this West Coast one is at least a little better

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>fasolo any time goal scorer
see, that's where you went wrong. you got greedy

He's barely played so who knows. In the VFL he's been quiet but surely he's looking to worm his way back into the main team.

dare I say, not free money

I thought he looked alright maybe a month ago

>Shanghai shake and bake
>great brawl of China

The dormula for baby formula.

afl.com.au/news/2019-06-02/afl-concedes-error-on-crucial-walters-goal-against-pies
>"W-We had technical difficulties!"
>Gets broadcasted to the nation within seconds
Kek, it's a breakthrough that they admitted they blundered for once but relying on that excuse is uber pathetic from the room umps

why are the saints still just punting it into f50 when it didnt work for the first half?

You stay in the rain, brownie.

is there any games going on right now?

wish australia was communist tbqh lads

papa stalin bless up

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Bombers (27) Blues (14) 2Q 9:50

based

Yeah there's 2, please watch our sport.

>weebshit commie
cringe

Because they are coached by a fucking simpleton

didn't he get food poisoning too lol?

Can the players even hear their coaches at the breaks? Serious question, I went a few weeks ago and the music is so loud I couldn't hear the person next to me

Wish it was cyanide poisoning

That's harsh, haven't the saints overachieved this year if anything?

Who'd you get to replace him?

I used to watch in college when it was broadcast for free on Espn. But I cant routinely stay up late like I used to

Why is it so fucking hard to find a stream now

35% win record, rebuilding since 2011, gone backwards in the last 2 years. I don't rate him at all.

Probably Ratten

fuck up cucktucky

Just pay for WatchAFL nigger

Cope

>17 dollars for one game that I will have in the background

hell no. thats not worth it

Why are you on this thread even

Here m8 strikeout.nuSLASHst-kilda-saints-vs-port-adelaide-power-stream-1

thank you much appreciated

PLEASE

WATCH

iggles

thoroughly enjoying trolling the piss out of autists with gook wives on BF

Greg's Kitchen is based though

west coast

>aints
embarrassing

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>lions play carlton, saints and demons next
wewlad

lol now I remember watching these games with seagulls everywhere

lol

mine

also they keep on saying its cold at this carlton vs essendon game. do people not wear long sleaves when its cold?

>carlton

>poos
kek
KEK
K E K

long sleeves are frowned upon

Fuck me dead Essendon are awful but Carlton is just a whole new level of shit. No way Bolton survives the bye.

getting another club to give up a home game so you can make your own overseas venture work out is the opposite of a brainlet

>paying another club money just to play against you
>the state of those "crowds"
>not a brainlet move

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WHY IS BOONG ROUND A MONTH FUCKING LONG

>implying the china fixture will ever work out

who hangover here

here lad, grim.

based west coast

>that coke ad
I am beyond triggered

That "show us ya colours" thing was pretty weird.

>2.7

that's what got me, fucking lingered on it like it wasn't obvious enough. pathetic.

really like that new dark phoenix ad with the x-women pun

>2.8

>2.8

f bolton

>Geary fractured his leg
>taken to hospital
>in China
his organs are halfway around the world as we speak

Bolton is done. Not his fault 3/4's of that team are useless deadshits but he'll get the axe.

>3.10

>johannisen
piss weak

how long does half time go for?

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~30 mins

Bolton is just garbage and always has been.

foxtel sued the fuck out of everyone who hosted illegal streams. remember that guy who used to stream on vaugh.tv and we'd always post the link on here?

cheers lad

yeah, vale afldude

>cuckdogs

fugg wa day domorrow :DDD

fuck shit kilda for letting poort get such an egregious boost to their percentage and letting them into the 8

ohh fuggg

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Do they have that in Victoria?

>AFL admits they fucked up in Fred vs. Megpis
>"oh well lol"
Pie fan wives about to get the Anthony Joshua treatment kek

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no but the googs in vagtoria at auspost will still be processing my meth through the mail :DD

payback for robbing basedbane tbqh

what's it like being a meth addict? thinking of getting a chemistry degree and opening a side business

abos are needy
soon every round is indigenous round

>"let us all lock arms to combat racism as our brave indigenous MND freeze sliders drown because coons can't swim"

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pretty sure it's only imported into australia, not synthesized

from what little i've read our market is flooded because of geographic proximity to all the super labs in China/South Easy Asia apparently

>fullwogs

cheaper than speed and other stimulants that aren't as great as meth on the dnms from domestic sellers

>homer simpson tattoo

based mexican wave

>good job son, you got utterly humiliated but you scored a goal

Ok Bullflogs, shan't be betting next week. Only after waging some more.

What are you guys doing tonight?

6 teams have a bye next week

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BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>1.8 in the last quarter
>badelaide

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>24 hours later
>he's still going

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>24 hours later
>he's still going
BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUUUUUUUUSE TONIGHT
COPING CROWFAGS GONNA HAVE A BAD TIIIIIIIIME

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embarrassed for this Deemong honestly

rent free

rent-free in crowcunt heads 24/7

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get fucked clarkson you fucking hack

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Has there honestly ever been a more based, unmatched, and ELITE poster than the Based Elitemons poster? He works this whole general into a seething shoot just by posting. I supported the iggles for 30 years until he LMFAO'd on /afl/.

Based is a trademark of the Basedbane Lions please refrain for using it in conjunction with other, lesser, clubs.

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If Damian made a blunder of the century and forced to move on ...
then AFL media would be slightly better. Let's face it; no one likes the guy.

RC tier

Cotchin played shit as well

Reminder that afl.com.au rated Richmond as having the 2nd best midfield, the best forwardline and the best defense pre-season

Cotchin is a B+ midfielder at best these days

I'VE HAD ENOUGH, IT'S TIME TO GO BOLTON

checking the #shanghai hashtag. zero mention of afl. Kochie is a brainlet who wishes he was McGuire

damn, cuz looks like THAT?

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BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT