Why was he so red?

Kek

He could smell her the whole time

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thot patrol is a stressful job

What does she smell like?

i'd grab her by the puss. that's what she gets for being a thot

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delete this post

They made him check to see if there core was intact

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mmmMMMMMMMmmMMMMmmmMmMMmMMM

>pussy smell level 3.6, not great, not terrible

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>piratically

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based

why does her fanny bulge out?

fat

Story?

I never understood why players don't catch or make the invader fall . If I was a player and saw this wasted roastie looking for attention and breaking the mental state of the team I would have turbo kick her legs.
I had sex exactly 2 sec ago

have sex

bend over

did have sex??????

red card, i am not joking

I can literally see her Fallopian tubes

stewards arent hired for their ability to do a cross-pitch dash mid play

He's one of us.

I immediately remembered this when i saw him

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yeah but they should at least pay attention. they are literally watching the crowd a few feet apart from each other and they missed her.

>they are literally watching the crowd
lmfao no theyre not
all stewards at all games are volunteers, they're basically all just getting a free ticket to the game

Classic

Bikini stuffed in.

would he get in troubled if he 'accidentally' grabbed her by the pussy when escorting her out?

imo pitch invaders are basically risking themselves to be treated as terrorists who might attack a person on the pitch so anything less than getting killed is free game

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well you can clearly see in the video that they are facing the stands so you can't claim they are just watching the game. but if they are indeed volunteers it is pathetic that a multi billion business can't afford proper security ?? they can afford their galacticos somehow.

>that's my fahking girlfriend
hilarious

i agree if i suspected someone to be a terrorist i'd grab her pussy first and then go ahead claim i was breaking the law. terrorist pigs deserve that

>if they are indeed volunteers it is pathetic that a multi billion business can't afford proper security ?? they can afford their galacticos somehow

welcome to football, circa 1992

A steady diet of cowboy macaroni and budget liquor

>Admitting to dodging a stadium.
He knows he can get arrested for that?

whats up with this chef meme?

It's from HBO's Chernobyl

because he wanted to lick that fat pussy

Damn, Britney looks like THAT?!

kek

4U

Virgin here, plz explain the whole "bikini stuffed in" thing

Nike spent money creating a video to empower female soccer players. The video is aimed at girls so that they Dream Further.
Nike spent money hiring advertising space in the most watched game in the world throughout the year.
A woman without education, skills or talents decides to throw herself half-naked into the court to get a contract and continue her life as an influencer.
The public reminds the woman who only knows how to undress in order to survive and forgets the message of empowerment that costs a lot of money.
youtu.be/hOVkEHADCg4

BS, I used to be a steward. You'd get payed minimum wage or a tiny bit above.
We were told to if we were pitch side and someone tries invading to just try our best but stay in our position. They have guys by the tunnels or wherever who's job it is to chase invaders.

He's been exposed to 3.6 roentgen/hr, but he'll be fine. I've seen worse.

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10/10

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Have sex again

She stuffed a pair of her bikini bottoms inside her puss to make it bigger

did the bitch even get her tits out

Ashamed of being white

youtube.com/watch?v=706552WGY5M
Our guys do that.

Have you ever had to touch a nude, confident woman as a virgin or beta? Its a very stressful experience

>Last ever day of sixth form
>everyone is laughing and joking and really happy
>the girls start doing 'dares' throughout the day, that gradually escalate
>in the last 2 hours of the day, in class (which are obviously just sitting and talking due to the nature of it being the last day) the girls start daring each other to go and hug, kiss and harass the unpopular loser boys
>a couple of the other betas have it happen to them
>know for a fact my time is coming as I am the biggest beta in the whole school who everyone bullies, even children in year 7 bully me and they are like 12 years old
>hear them whispering and pointing at me
>girl walks over to me, popular, brunette, huge fucking tits
>lays down on my lap
>lifts her shirt up over her tits, showing her bra
>laughs and says 'carry me to my seat Hercules'
>hear raccous laughter coming from the girls in class
>face goes bright red of course
>have no idea what I am supposed to do in this situation
>try to pull her shirt back over her tits
>its stuck and my hand just bounces off her tits
>'gg-g-uess I'll carry you by the b-bra then'
>reach under her and hook my hand under the back strap of her bra
>wiggle out from under her, so I am kind of kneeling on the floor and she is now laid back on the seat confused and my hand is stil under her grabbing her bra
>pull as hard as I can
>she comes flying backwards off the chair
>falls and hits her head on the floor
>gets up and starts screaming at me for it, I apologise and start crying and leave 2 hours early to go home

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Lying on the internet again?

The real reason is because the streaker can go to the police and say they were assaulted

>have no idea what I am supposed to do in this situation

Just sit completely still you fucking idiot. Dont move, dont touch anything. Why do you think the steward was going out of his way to touch her as little and as gentle as possible? If you touch or say anything in a wrong way you’re doomed for life.

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just start touching her breast retard. you were in high school you’re not going to get #MeeToo’d

>full stadium at a woman football game
Lel

kek

Damn! Chloe looks like THAT?!

she went from 300k instagram followers to 1.5m something, what a WHORE

Wh-what's her instagram?

she's promoting a Jackass-type site, so she already got bail money

Kinsey_sue or something

So that's what it takes to be famous as a White Woman.

puffy

Well of course she did it for money, nobody in this world works for free. Imagine doing it for free, now that would have been pathetic.

Evolutionary reaction in the male Homo Sapiens to appear non-threatening so they don't get blasted in the media and sent to jail for basically rape.

>Russian
The fuck?

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She'll be leaving Vitaly's ass anyday now, though I'm pretty sure he won't mind at this point.

I hope she gets with the steward who chased her

That sounds like me :)

jej

>piratically

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what would compel a beautiful woman to streak like that? Was she an activist?

>vitaly
isnt that a water company that sponsors tour de france?

Her instagram followers went from 300k to 1.9M

>tfw filthy 6-7/10 fake tanned blonde thots like this specimen are my type
noice
might be because we have so many of them here...

based Roy

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I hope she gets real life prison sentence

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you're more autistic than he is
the fucking aussie has the right idea you're supposed to flirt back, he could have copped a feel at the very least
hs is one of the last chances you have to be around horny flirty teenagers who'll do whatever the fuck for attention

that instathot though should be fucking sued for that publicity stunt though no joke

just carry her you fucking sperg

Leftover ginger genes

True or not that is one hell of a beta story

>wh*te women

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just rape her haha

This is as exciting as the game got, he was probably embarrassed at Tottenham's lack of attacking prowess.

i will never ever understand this. its like people still dont know that porn exists in the year of our lord 2019.

That happened here during a cup game once. The fan actually intended to attack the goalkeeper so it was self-defence. He still got a red card, so the coach decided to abandon the game. It was eventually played during a weekday with only schoolchildren allowed in.
youtube.com/watch?v=8FLT8Xqve5Y

kek

POLISH WOMEN

massive boobgaps like that are tell-tale signs of breast imlpants btw

Kek her IG account got deleted. Based UEFA

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>imagine the smell of her dress after that sweaty run

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thot
[ ] patrolled
[x] destroyed

good
fuck women

>A fucking tree

holy fuck the pussy

Fucking BASED

shut the fuck up commie svensson

i would grab her and fuck her and cum on her pusy and everyone would clap afterwards

kek, thanks for sharing

BTFO

Instagram models contribute more to society than female soccer players. Insta models can actually sell products and boost revenue for businesses. Female soccer, and female sports in general tend to be net drains on society. Nobody wants to watch them so they have to be subsidized and shoved down our throats

True

But I'd prefer a 7/10 Katie Bouman than a 10/10 instawhore to spend time with

I've read it was hacked

No, because I'm thankfully neither a virgin or a beta. Unironically have sex

WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE

*Smell of

>even children in year 7 bully me

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C U N N Y
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Vittel ?

There hasn't been such a fat cunt on the pitch since...

Diego Maradona?

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>piratically

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wew

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Would have been funnier if it was a Britbong.

has she said anything since?

Negro tell me this is photoshop

twitter.com/KinseyWolanski

If she was muslim and did this in arabia she'd probably be sent to the hospital for mental health check

God I love a plump pussy

Because he was running around after her and the temperature was high dumbass

>pick her up, accidentally bang her head on the table
>”oops, hehe my bad”
>trip “accidentally” and drop her head first on the floor
>”I-I’ll hold you this time, I got this”
>drag her by the legs as her head bangs against all the desk legs
>when your done, slip and accidentally drop an elbow into her as she’s getting up
>her panties are soaking wet afterwards

>Her one-piece is shoved right up her cooch
>Must be embarassing for her

Switchuk?

Why are women so degenerate bros?

fucking hell, I love UK now

A. I'm pretty confident the thot in the bikini riding up her fanny isn't a terrorist
B. If I thought they were a terrorist I'm not fucking intervening. I'd rather Henderson got blown up rather than me

Cool story tyvm for sharing

lmao

Single parent homes and/or shit fathers.

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There is no sense of discomfort on the ring.

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She had to pay the Iron Price

I think it’s access to things like Instagram at a young age.. they follow older girls who are slutty and then they replicate what they see until they actually are that way

Would you watch the WNBA if they implemented these uniforms?

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Is cunt floss a sport?

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it was a vinegar stroke

Carry her outside and then dump her in the rubbish bin t b h m8.

Hahahahah

Yeah because shit father's don't care what they daughter is watching....

Sexy clothes don't make ugly bitches sexy.

Upvoted!

WROOOOONG

>you were in high school you’re not going to get #MeeToo’d
You don’t actually believe this do you

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Goddamn that Pussay fat

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>piratically

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rip purple guy

Cringe

based

millions of third worlders now desperately need to come to europe in order to rape some women thanks to this slut

I would unironically be proud, she actually did it flawlessly

I mean do you see the other guy grabbing her with any hands? The one dude has to use both. He's wingmanning for his bro

>>her panties are soaking wet afterwards
i actually laughed .

>what is porn?

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Calm down there barbosa

Based Jaja poster

pusy

that's called the mons pubis, or mound, it's a fleshy lump of fat around the pubic bone, a lot of women have it.

She probably wiped, doubt you'd enjoy it Ranjeet.

Lashings i think

No country does punishment by rape only super isolated scary villages

Lmao

>10/10 instawhore
sounds like black white

inshallah

hard to imagine she'd be OK, after all...
...here's a pic from Indonesia (also Muslim:
What did this woman do?
>she spoke to a man who wasn't her husband
Therefore was beaten, in public by an Algojo, a masked enforcer also known as "the executioner".

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Countless threads spanning 2 entire days devoted to 1 set of (admittedly tasty looking) pussy lips

maybe if you are banging grannies, you disgusting leaf

if you hire a top make-up artist, a professional photographer, and photoshop technicians.
If you don't, she looks like this.

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How did she get on the pitch in the first place?

no, he's right actually

multi-billion $$$$$ football organization uses **VOLUNTEERS** for athlete security

Give me the instawhore

Nuke em!

Guess what I just fapped but now I'm gonna fap again right away.