/hoc/

disappointed you havent kept her in line

imagine having a non-hockey gf
glad i don't live in the sunbelt

:dino:

kill your gf

>the all female netflix comedy starring boomer women about one of their dried up boomer friends turning 50 at a weekend away in napa
holy shit please have some self respect user

lol fag

ticats leading the redblacks in the 2nd quarter

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based zoomer nigger was way better than this roastoid, pulling for the broons now

What is this terrible band?

it's the literal stanley cup final and you aren't watching it? we've waited all year for this series bro

whats a redblack

>he didn't make it to skelly level
pleb

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If blues lose this game, they lose the series.

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CFL was the only league I made money on in 18. But good lord did I fucking earn.
Shall be sharing my picks with you all

She made me watch the trailer the other night and it looked even worse than it sounds... but some boomer women at work recommended it to her and I’ve had the last like 3 or 4 movie/show choices

a shit Canadian football team from Ottawa

hope you at least get to smash for your trouble user

I’m coping by saying “well it’s not an elimination game or anything”

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post her feet

Game bread where

do you take her over to her bulls house too?

Make a game thread faggot

Bo Levi Mitchell decided to pass on the NFL to keep playing with the Stampeders so the Grey Cup will go to Calgary again in the fall. Mark my words.

this is the gam therad

>watching wine country
bro its a wine aunt movie

Gloria

Oh I’ll be dumping a fatty creampie fo sho

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>tfw your mum is the wine aunt

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craving some wine aunt action no lie

go bruins

GAME THREAD

bonechad checking in

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Stanley Cup Finals gamethread
>yfw dab loose win the stan lee cup

holy shit you guys are retarded

My aunt is a wine aunt and it's disgusting

sorry lads I didn't refresh before submitting the gamethread. We can reuse my thread later if the other one hits post limit. use the shitty ms paint one for now

>a mutt

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=ea4aW6l2dDU

why did he trip?

Explain

If she's not into hockey she's not worth it

cuck, Chad, Jamal, etc

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you'll black out before the end of the first user

thanks for your concern, but I figure after the first five minutes or so I'll be too blasted to listen to the network """experts""

also, I moved the post to the gamethread, sorry

apple sauce

Kek Marchand can't grow a proper beard

LETS! GO! BLOOOOOOSSSS!

>opening up with Greek Fire
We will win

My Rangers are getting kaapo kaako right. How much are the devils gonna regret not taking him?

Somewhat the first year but not at all after 2 to 3
>rags

Wat?

>a f*nn
lmao

yo /hoc/
every team's players are transformed into whatever their team's name is (the Bruins players become actual bears, Blues become music notes, etc.) If they're not really specific (ex. Wild or Canucks) they become whatever's in their team's logo (wildcats or whales in this case).
who wins da Cup?

I'm saying Kakko is more NHL ready but Hughes will end up better

Learn how to write properly bro

Montreal.

You can't even properly spell the name of the player >your team is drafting

I mean learn how to speak English properly bro. Finish spelling has nothing to do with English.

based pasta teaching motherfuckers how to do flips

Business idea
Hockey without sticks and no carrying the puck

>ice football
I don't want to imagine just how much of a shitshow that would be

Kinda the point innit

there's ice soccer
kinda boring desu, the funny novelty of people struggling to stay upright wears off pretty quick.

I could kick the shit out of mosr CFL players. Which, 90% of them probably equals 95 % of NHL players I could grind into pulp

reckon this ice doesn't have enough procents

blues gotta get their game back. bruins have gotten the better chances

yeah. and how do you even kick the ball with skates on let alone dribble it more than ~3 feet without btfo-ing yourself?

>bostonwinslol
gay ending to a good season

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damn. binnington is spent isn't he. can't stay hot forever

based apple sauce poster

Any a yas got any fsjals? Trying to start a collection.

We overloaded on memes in the first round so theres nothing left to make the final good

no

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I dont care if Boston wins as long as their casual as fuck fanbase doesnt fuck with /hoc/ all off season.

was worth it

they will flood hoc, just like pissburgh did

imagine having a boston accent

What is the accent ranking of USA?

Yinzer is the best desu

does it sting blues bros?

Southern
Floridian
Californian
Midwestern
Minnesota/Wisconsin
Jersey
New York
Bahstan

kys hill billy

1. Mid West standard (California, Washington) etc. Not to be confused with valley girl speak
2. North West (They sound just like Mid West except with a bit of Canadian inflection since they're so close to Canada, eh)
3. Southern accent
4. Bahston
5. New Jersey/NY (absolutely disgusting drawling speak - if you have ever heard Bern Sanders speak, you know what I mean)

digits
Jersey is woat

>shannon "i belong to every hockey forum on the internet i just don't post on them. i like to stay anonymous"
confirmed /hoc/er and /ourguy/

K E K BINNINGTON TO THE LOCKER ROOM.

the offspring of a nigger and a injun

But r/hockey told me Binnginton was elite??

they said he deserved the calder too!?!?

>t. Triggered bostonian

>fat cuck with no values or opinions and a boring vlogger
He will never be /our guy/
t. council of /hoc/

He also has shit taste in rock music

for me, it's burgerman

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>fat cuck with no values or opinions
yep that's /hoc/

Just walked past a group of girls leaving the bar as I walked in and ripped ass on them lads

this

Then its settled

triggered at what? my elite team winning the cup? yeah m8 i'm seething

>moves the goal post
Triggered at strong southern accents just like your thin skinned radio host

based and burgerpilled

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>strong southern accents
if strong is speaking like a retard than yes, the south is the strongest.

>SEETHING

southern accents are the worst.
but it's nice that they expose themselves right away so you know to ignore them.

Based lads
Do it for Bergy

how did this make a final though?

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Lundpads going brick wall mode against pongs after being down 3-1 and habs

yeah basically lundpads

just cleaned up all the drywall dust thats been sitting on my stairs/floor for 2 weeks lads

Is hummus onions?

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you now remember this team made a finals

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blues are finished

kanker kanker kanker cheese man

Uhh it's chick peas

if calgary won in 2004 then brazil would have seen the cup

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Its not bad if you filter out the trash

ik ben geen homo

Whoa save some of the party for saturday

Don't remind me. 15 years later I'm still heartbroken. THE PUCK CROSSED THE LINE

it is saturday

seethign

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Well fuck.

IGGY DESERVED IT AHHHHH

C of Red will rise again

is a good game too much to ask for?

Fuck off commie

Good thing he won in 2014, he went to Saskatoon tho.

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you wish

Should I remove the screen protector that came on my tv? Those red peel sticker things are getting on my nerves

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do it immediately, otherwise you look like this: youtube.com/watch?v=OQDsLkfNWc8

>all those empty seats
OH NO NO NO NON O

>Shit Lois Jews

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kipper deserved one too

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>tfw your team can be louder than the C of red

Was he better than Rinne or Rask?

DayYYYYYUMMMM str8 UP

where are all the blues fans?

in my very biased opinion - fuck yes

Kino photo desu

very Canuck-esque in their game 3 Stanley Cup final BTFOing Joe

nobody on the bruins was given cte tonight tho

yeah wheres my aaron rome hit?

lads i got a samsung galaxy s10 a few weeks ago but to be really frank with you i miss my iphone desu

blues in 7

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can you get a huawei

>can only score meme goals
doubt.jpg

>paying more money for not an iPhone
holy yikes and cringe

Why do the bad guys have to win lads.

twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1135018976696840197?s=21
Where is he going?

Either the bad guys win or the Reddit guys win. I don’t know which is worse.

dont fuck with chink shit
the new iphone is $200 more than the samsung

where ever melinda tells him to go

Thoughts?

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vancouver

>reddit guys
or you can ignore them, you know?

actually wait its $400 more
1500 samsung s10 vs 1900 iphone xs

he was hanging out with his shark bros today. this kinda worried he'll resign desu

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shit and gay

>laffs

based marchand

guaranteed bust

nhl.com/news/jack-hughes-passes-on-combine-fitness-testing/c-307651568

>guaranteed
thats what /hoc/ said about the last few first overalls. Only bust is really nolan patrick

>he or kakko can't do a single pull up
o im laffin

only busting going on is me on ur moms face lol

twinks can't do pullups

this is the thread desu

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he wasnt first overall tho

boston niggers are not allowed for being casuals

oh well still gay
coulda gotten the XR its basically the same

>BINNINGTON BINNED

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you calling me a casual?

casual regular champion maybe

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Get fucked blues. No shitty 80s song for you

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oh no no no bluesbros i thought boston was collapsing under our pressure

>there where people who actually though the bloosser had a chance of winning the cup

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>dallas could win
if bishop could stand on his head forever then yes

Oh man laffs fans have to be boiling. could have had an easy cup this year.

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how hockey was meant to be played without helmets

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>easy
should've been an isles leafs ECF though until the leafs fucked up

wonder if this lad still posts.

reminder that the leafs have won the same number of games vs the bruins this playoffs than the jackets, canes, and blues combined

where are they now?

>dropping hard r n bombs at the bar
If the fuckin machines would just start paying

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hey toronto fuck you

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>they're gonna lift it in Boston in game 5
comfy to be honest desu

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what?

in despair

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you dont call a series over until its over

Fuck wrong webm

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IMAGINE being a laffs fan watching the Bruins play in the cup final, they have to be thinking that this would be them if they just won ONE MORE GAME at home

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Shut the fuck up Sam

For me, it's the fat downie midget left of center

It's coming home boys.

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I see new monsters every time

OHHHHHHH AND THE LEAFS ARE MULCH AGAIN

i've been pretty much over it since halfway through the 2nd round

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They would get BTFO in 5 just like the bloos, but it would have been closer then 7-2 or is it 9-0 since bot bloos goals where Boston own goals?

He got the 2018 Blues experience tonight. Our D decided to leave him out to dry.

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That’s why we have tequila shots

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Cheers!

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Fuck yea after this game

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Drink from Boston as

Thiis is the /hoc/ version of pic related. Every time you look at it you see something new

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for me its wanting this gay cup to be done and go straight to the draft so I can laugh at the rangers

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yeah yeah, it's his teams fault he's got a gaping 5hole

they could block shot like the bruins, but the blose players have no determination.

man what a difference between leafs fans a raptors fans. such a stark contrast it's like leafs fans come from everywhere but toronto.

and goalies dont have shit games?

>rookie goalie comes back down to earth
wow what a shock

yeah and it's going to lose them the series LMAO.

its going 7

No?

Yeah 7 goals tonight

it will be lucky to reach 6

First time being pulled. This is going to shatter this virgin goalies confidence.

imagine not even actually believing this but posting it anyway

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heating up frozen tamales AMA
they're bean and cheese, got 3 dozen total if anybody's hungry

pretty funny how poos fans are acting like this is his one bad game this ploffs.

I wouldn't mind one

im not even a blues fan, but I know he has had poor games. People get hung to dry, and the blues need to rebound from that badly.

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watching futurama lads

What the fuck is your problem? Ok yeah I’m up in Northern NH can you get me one? No? Of course fucking not you prick. Why even offer food? No one else is getting any and it’s clear. My brother is a junkie and I spend all my money on his rehab and haven’t had a good tamale in a long time so I don’t know what your problem is.

when will gary expand the league into mexico?

>mom made me kraft dinner

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watching forged in fire myself

user has inspired me to make some jalapeño poppers

>phone posting
can you trip so i can filter your posts please

>the chad mac n cheese
>the virgin kraft dinner

this but the opposite

This but Ironically

*sips*
two more to go bruinsbros

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>the Chad grandma let's get juiced
>the virgin not this weekend Sammy
Grandma's being a virgin btw

>>>Reddit

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Got a wicked sunburn helping my buddy move today.

nobody likes you. shoo

If its always on your mind just go back

wish I could have sex lads

Speaking of, where is the reddit spam poster?

jack off you won't wish for that anymore
until like 2 hours later i mean

playing lgtbotw it's pretty fun

I can’t go back to Tibet man

But we already have 5 teams m8

sounds very gay and lgbt
Honorary snowbelt mehico

Aussie hockey is on
youtube.com/watch?v=GG0Wg5j2rgs

lmao eat shit faggot

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sure thing bitch

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*restores order*

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Game 4 is a definite must-win game for the Blues

the only order you restored is a bunch of faggots winning this decade. worst decade since the 70's

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They actually have to win at least 3 more games

just ordered a double filet o fish from mcdonalds for delivery lads

1. Minnesotakino
2. World Star tier ebonics
3. Italian mobster New Yorker
4. The Departed Boston
5. Texan
9001. Everything else

the thing about filet o fish is that it's either the oldest item that's been sitting in the little hot box or the freshest.

that's why i ordered the double, at midnight im guaranteed at least 1 fresh patty

they went balls deep in pride shit

>paying more than 500 for a phone when Google makes a better one

the only wholesome team to win it since 08 redwings and 2011 Bruins. Sorry we couldnt win it every year but its really not fun if we win every year. Look how much bitching it gets out of you just having PIT LA and CHI dominating the past decade. Let me guess, laffs fanholio?

I've never ordered delivery from McDonalds. How much does it cost on top of paying for the food?

if you guessed the team tavares had before then you'd be right.

>no sd card slot
grim

they charge more for small deliveries so it ends up costing the same to triple your order

Didn’t even watch Wine Country, lads.
We just sat there and talked and ate take-out.

Busted a huge fucking nut inside though and it sounds like the game was ugly anyways

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twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1135017979832426497?s=21

>laffs
>having this fucker paid for that fucking much for 3 years

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youtube.com/watch?v=8udOf6wCvy8

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>2000-2010 was the best decade
>he uses his phone for storage
Grim

>Google aka big brother
yeah no thanks

for me, $4.45 for delivery PLUS tip but i live on the outskirts of town, its cheaper the closer you are. using skipthedishes

at least he got paid. now it's time to let him die in la. sad

Feel bad for this dude he’s gonna blow more on gas than he’s gonna make from my delivery

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it cost me 3 dollars for delivery when i tried it, but it took like 40 minutes to get the food. i could have walked to the mcdicks and back in that time.

M8 you have a cell phone at all you're being watched by big brother

>yfw he comes home to da shorks

>Google aka big brother
what are you implying? you're somehow safe with jewpple?

Toronto is heading into an edmonton/ottawa situation. Retard bugman GM locked down all these useless contacts and now the team's fucked for 5+ years

>caves to NEELANDER
>now has to pay marner and everyone high contracts

>parth
I want to know what he looks like

he wont

Don't tip him

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wheres old man marleau going to end up?
laffs window seems to be closing quickly.

Popping bubble wrap right now lads.

>parth
what kind of name is that? keep us updated

yeah but google is much worse since they use all your info for advertising
apple at least encrypts it and stores it locally

tipped him $2

>was in chicago during summer 2010
>hawks had that awesome series against vancouver then crushes the sharks and niemi dominated game 1
>you could feel the electricity in the city, everybody was stoked
>750,000 people show up for the parade
>get to p4k to see pavement
>and lollapalooza to see the strokes' first us show in like 8 years
>and a bunch of really good shows at small clubs, seeing buzz bands, getting decent attention from grills
life basically went downhill afterward; but that year was a blast for me

>oh no advertisements will be more relevant to me. grrrrrrrrr

are you implying the leafs want to keep marleau

The leafs are gonna be fucked regardless because they still cant get over the hump known as the first round. maybe they can get there one day, but that isnt gonna happen when they are this fucked in cap. This is why I think the best team in canada is going to be montreal or vancouver in the next few years. calgary maybe

the idea that they're collecting my information at all is enough to dissuade me

>bruins, penguins, capitals, blackhawks, kings, sharks on the way out
>knights, kitties, islanders, canucks, habs, canes on the way in

4channers keep telling me to have sex, but I don't know HOW???

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trade discussions are starting. he wants to move closer to his family apparently. they still live in commiefornia. its like the opposite situation of ek65.

meet me at the spike

>knights
>already on the verge of cap hell in their 2nd year of existence

>NHL youtube channel just uploaded the extended game highlights
Tastes so good

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Don't do this It ends in rape and expensive onion rings

replace knights with flames

gain height
take a shower
hit the weights
have sex
get a clue

Everyone's life went downhill after 2010

canucks probably still a couple years away. whoever they end up drafting at 10th this year wont likely be playing in the nhl immediately.

Marleau is a cap hit liability. I can almost guarantee he and the front office came to an agreement where he would "say" he "wanted to be traded closer to his family" for PR.

I'm 6'2 m8

>flim flams
>burger bootlickers
pottery

I think the canucks will be a wild card team akin to the canes. Petterson excites me

>big brother a is worse than big brother b because that's what big brother a tells me

put your pebis into bagina

About halfway done popping this first sheet of buble wrap lads.

he has a full NMC so it would be entirely up to him to decide if he wants to be traded.

canucks window is opening wide
will probably win at least 2 cups in the 20's

Playoff predictions for Cdn teams:
Makes it in
>jets
>flames
>laffs

doesn't make it
>senators
>oilers
>habs

toss up
>nucks

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blazed and firepilled

can your owner not afford to spend to the cap?

that is still a couple years away. they are now more on an upswing than purely regressing, but still need a major overhaul on the blueline and horvat needs some proper linemates.

yeah but hes a good dude, he probably sees that hes holding the club back. he likes Toronto, there'd be no other reason not to finish out his contract there for a year.

now complete steps 2-5

www.bad-dragon.com

Then Everything Changed When the Fire Nation Attacked

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McDonald’s really mcdonning it up

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>denied flames/knights
>instead got sharks/avs
Fuck you too gary

BASED

More like Parth is fucking off

>because that's what big brother a tells me
because i looked into it and decided it for myself
apple cares more about your privacy than google
deal with it

>marleu will take the hit for the mistakes of dubass
what a shame. if i were him i'd stay. i don't think he can join another "contender" and it seems like this is his last chance.

this but with the canes giving us a fucking spoiled caps isles series. I wanted revenge for 2015 damnit

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i can understand him wanting to be with his family. his kids arent toddlers, they are like schoolaged kids. he probably wants to be with his kids while they are at that young, impressionable age and he cant really do that while living on the other side of the continent.

nah Parth has been sitting there waiting like a champ hes a good dude

Apple doesnt give 2 shits about you nigger now pay a gorgillion more shekels for our new iDevice x1000 it installs in your brain

hope you didn't order fries

you already tipped parth, and now this??

Get a picture with parth and post here

do your research bro

caps would have bootyblasted you regardless

he only has one more year on the contract, its not really a "mistake", but it'll give the leafs more breathing room to sign everyone they want to
sure but he would've known that signing the 3 year deal to begin with. hes got one year left, he could definitely wait if he wanted to.

Redpill me on Parth

Nah it would have been at least 6 and not garbage. I would have still liked a series that wasnt a terrible sweep to piss away a rather memorable year

i mean he'll be asked to leave because of the kneelander and mathews contracts. if it weren't for them being overpaid they'd be able to afford everyone

>Parth is of Indian origin. The same name has variations like Partha and Partho, all of which mean the same. Parth was the name of Arjun,the hero of Indian epic 'Mahabharat'.

Parth is the type of guy to dip his finger in the drinks people order

Just popped all the bubbles on the bubble wrap lads

Where the fuck is Parth anyway? My guess is it's a shithole in.... Ontario?

Is Chokington the biggest fraud in NHL history?

Does he know Sumit

no you lmao

their combined ~$1.5m overpaid doesn't make a dent in Marleau's $6.25m

it's only game 3, don't write him off yet. It's an accomplishment in and of itself that he got this far as a rookie

That would be vasy

Parth is the name of the delivery dude idiot

eh, bruins are just better. not totally his fault. a bit overrated though of course

>i don't get nervous
>lets in 5 goals in 19 shots (.263 save %)
>gets pulled

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH x100

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Maybe he was just frustrated for you user like >where is that nigga Parth anyway

blaze that shit up nigga

>all around me are familiar faces
>worn out places

>worn out faces

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i got your mountain mama right here st louis

Now that TRASH BINnington has been exposed, what are the options for St. Blues from here on out? Go with the Allen tirefire, or call someone up?

he has done well throughout the course. He's given up 6 to winnipeg also at home, so there has been hurt for them regardless
yes user why dont you get in net for a SCF game

Fish looks good lads
Parth was a brown dude btw

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obviously go back to the guy that got them there

Of course he was you shithead

really? i thought a gigachad would be doing this on his saturday night.

If you wanted fish why not order the fish & chips

I have this feeling the Arizona Coyotes are going to win the cup next year
Cap this

jesus christ

because they didn't have that when i used to work there so i don't trust it
got poutine instead

looks groce 2bh

based baranon

Gross, the mcdouble is the only right choice

That looks disgusting. Why didn't you get mcdoubles you fucking retard?

Avs!

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ok I did it. but I don't think keller and galchenyuk are good enough. maybe auntie ranta can carry them though, he's pretty hardcore

is that your girlfriend in your mackinnon jersey at her bulls house?

wood berry ngl

>MacKinnon jersey
>"C"

Thinking about that Laine/Barkov/Bulju kitties line lads

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He's still a rookie. He was also bound to get cold eventually

What's the best hockey movie?

What are laine and barkov doing in bakersfield?

probably goon

Meth and fortnight

why don't you suck my mccock

that’s extremely and inappropriately rude

>Realize no one in Miami gives a shit about hockey
>Put all of the best Finnish players on the same team
>Suddenly the kitties are very popular in Finland
>Use the increased funds from international sales to finally complete the rebuild
>Become a dynasty in 10 years
It's all part of Bettman's plan.

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nothing less is expected from a "man" who chooses fish filet over mcdoubles

Just end it already

Based leaf

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there is literally nothing wrong with filet o fish

Unironically the first Mighty Ducks. The hockey scenes in that movie are more physical than todays actaul game. There is stuff the kids do that would be automatic suspensions today that they get 2 minutes or nothing for.

>there is literally nothing wrong with filet o fish

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>19 outside
>29 inside

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2nd this

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>all the wildfire smoke from alberta is heading towards vancouver
Kek

If I'm fishing with a friend on a magnificent lake in the Laurentians ... and I see a small boat in the distance ... usually it's two middle-aged old-stock French-Canadians or English-Canadians

Anyone else dislike Sundays? By 6pm I'm just like, let's get on with the week already.

i don't have a job so its all the same to me

When i was working 10+ hour days Sunday just felt like a weekday

what is /hoc/s favourite way to prepare squirrel? I like to boil them up in a stew and add some ramen noodles and some fresh vegetables. But I've heard they're also pretty tasty when cooked on an open flam with some herbs and spices. Any tips?

Goon sucks ass you tard
Just because it’s about hockey doesn’t mean you need to try and trick yourself into thinking it was good

i've shot maybe hundreds. never once ate one.

I like them best with rosemary and lots of salt on the BBQ, but making a soup is a pretty yummy alternative too. Squirrels are pretty versatile - you can prepare them many ways and they're tasty no matter how you cook them

spit roasted over an open manhole

apocalyptic 2bh

No kidding they're tasty. Whenever I see them on the menu in restraunts I order them without hesitation. Fried, broiled, scalloped, stewed, etc. they taste fantastic no matter how they're prepared. Such an underrated meat.

You're 100% right, they're similar to badger meat but more tender and taste way better. It's not even close.

craving some squirrel steaks right now

The best thing about squirrels is how easy it is to skin and bone them. The flesh comes right off the bone. The meat is soft and succulent and you can do so much with it

same user. I think I'm gonna take my slingshot out tomorrow and bag me a few squirrels and throw them in my slow cooker

based. Post pictures and keep us updated

why do leafs love rodents so much?

americans will never understand how tasty squirrels are. I feel bad for them

I don't

beavers used to be thought as a rodent but are now understood to be both a noble and industrious creature.

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BIN-

...gloria?

No joke, me and my cousin made squirrel sausage last fall and it was better than anything you would ever buy in the store

reply meant for

beaver doesn't taste very nice though. way too gamey. better to let them chew logs

sometimes beavers deserve to get shot

squirrel chuck is some of he best meat I've ever eaten. Those little bastards sure are tasty

Where can I get squirrel meat?

yeah and leafs don't eat them. or do they?

almost a waste of the 420th post but your nice trips saved your ass.

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outdoors

*ahem*
FINLAND OWNS HOC NOW

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Squirrels are cute. Like to watch em from tree to tree with no worries in mind

Naw

M I C K E Y
O
U
S
E

but uhhhh. no

you must have at least one best-on-best olympic gold medal to claim ownership of /hoc/

how DARE you make hoc threads
Thought the burger was covering for your COWERING asses but one of you actually had the GALL to pretend you havent been relegated to the SHIT BIN by FINLAND

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they are still trapped here. trappers are one of the few people to be legally allowed to carry handguns in the country.

right in your back yard

This guy has a great squirrel recipe. He coats it in flour and spices and then covers it in a tomato sauce. He starts cooking at 10 minutes into the video

youtube.com/watch?v=3_dhq12nopk

based - will try

hockey is what hockey doies

you've never lived until you've had bacon wrapped squirrel

dubs and i drink the rest of this vodka

You'll never hockey alone

based

Daily reminder: >laffs

>tfw no gf

hockey is an activity best enjoyed among friends, with some squirrel patyczki

g'night friends

eat squirrel - it's free and delicious

night bud

at least your not an indian on a moped riding around in the background of a cricket field

Sounds dire. It could always be worse.

what's the most Slavic team in the NHL? Washington?

God natt kompis

just did some planche pushups

post music and i'll listen to it

daigle for fooling everybody into thinking he was the next lemieux.

Might be boston right now

youtu.be/B4O1dTB0Ed8

youtube.com/watch?v=wEcEjNsn1Io

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Boston will blow out St Louis again on Monday

youtube.com/watch?v=malJUMz2A9Y

If you've ever lived life as a northerner this should resonate with you.

>Magnolia Electric Company
Best taste I've seen in /hoc/ ever

B&RP

What state are you from brother. I was raised Ontarian but been all over the country in the last few years.

Pennsylvania, like 45 minutes from NY border, pure blooded yankee

thanks finland

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Legsney Thiccsby

nice meme
kek
bretty good. i do live north. thank you

youtube.com/watch?v=ts_Lw3qrTfM

what's he singing about pekka?

beer and ice hockey

Ayye you guys have a beautiful state, I remember through my east coast trip that I thought you had the best bit of land and cities when compared to the rest of em. Keep your teams together and runnin red hot ya'll deserver it. Fuck the rest of the yanks and especially the southern inbred tards.

wtf? lmao
grow some ball, kiddo, or she'll be walking all over you until she finally dumps you because of the lack of respect you instilled in her

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>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut the knights h-have no prospects
*babby knights going to sweep the calder*
>b-b-but ahl prospects don't count
based /hoc/ incel literal neet retards
get ready for the three-peat starting next year, after we got refpucked/memed out of the playoffs this year

Based, what state brother? I've said that all states that border Canada greatly outshine their southern counter parts.

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the sunbelt is trash

>tards
>not lards
missed oppurtunity

Btw each state that borders Canada should exit the union and we should form and unholy union of northern climate and bountiful land to supersede the rest of the North American wasteland. :^)

you just sound weaker and more insipidly irritating with each post.
you have no self-respect -- and believe me, she can see that; you're already dumped, she's just waiting for that someone else to come along...

idaho lad. go steelheads desu

how many times are you going to post this you coping retard.

FUgG how could I miss it >:^(

watching takeover: xxv lads

based

taking a break from gaming

The best thing you could possibly contribute to society is killing yourself

show me one time where i said this previously

You've got a beautiful state man, I noted that on my last cross continent road trip. I mean other than the lead infested river systems in the north near Spokane Wash. lol.

Don't be too harsh on yourself lad :)

you have said it every day for the past few days

kek. it's the best kept secret. i live near spokane actually. gonna have to root for the dickgirls

for me, it's living in east idaho with retarded hill billy meth heads and mormons, wishing i lived further north.

better be getting the new thread ready

Shut up retard. What god forsaken province are you from? Don't tell me a prairie province and make me laugh hahahaha. ya know all the states that border us are basically Canuckistan 2.0 right?

At least you've got potatoes

got an average post saved for next thread

i'm sipping tea

was in the action os taking a sip of water when i read this post

I mean other than the forest fire scabbed land it's beautiful there, I just laughed when I stepped into a park and the signs said that you should wash everything that touched the soil as it was full of lead lol. I know it's because of old outdated 19th century practices but still, fuck I can't imagine having hundreds of square miles unusable due to lead poisoning. Great state regardless, better than Washington but don't tell them that.

my dad unironically works an extra job at the potato factory sometimes

late

Frick the redblacks! Let's go Loins!

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BASED and potatoes-pilled. He's doing god's work friend

MY loins :)

I ate swedish potatoes yesterday

CFL is the thinking man’s league

>the GOAT, mr. wrestlemania, the hearbreak kid, shawn michaels
>the r.o.a.d to the d.o.double g. the ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES
>hanging out together at nxt takerover
brings a tear to my eyes lads, and if you lads aint down with that, we got two words for ya

new, fags

Good choice friend